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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #210 on: March 14, 2019, 06:20:05 PM
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #211 on: March 14, 2019, 11:01:47 PM
I like multi tools.
They are the coolest ever.
I am the G-Man.
Pontificating particularly pious positions pertaining to polymorphic paraphernalia. G-Man.
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #212 on: March 15, 2019, 01:13:37 PM
Quote from: Huntsman on March 15, 2019, 01:10:51 PM
A great GAW Speedy
I could win my first Spydie
Thank you - I am in ..
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #213 on: May 14, 2019, 06:18:32 PM
SwissChamp rules them all.
Features implements galore.
Let's go scale some fish
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #214 on: May 15, 2019, 02:55:56 AM
Really good RP   :tu:    :)
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #215 on: December 11, 2020, 08:39:31 PM
It´s back from the dead,
resurrected by Ron Who,
the one Haiku Thread.
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #216 on: December 11, 2020, 09:01:18 PM
Quote from: Douglas Adams

The answer to life,
the universe, and every-
thing, is forty two.


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #217 on: December 11, 2020, 09:25:56 PM
Quote from: AlephZero on March 14, 2019, 06:04:53 PM
New challenge to all: Define yourself in a haiku!

Smoking magic weed,
And playing Donna Summer,
Drinking wine. That´s me.

(On a Friday evening, that is).
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #218 on: December 11, 2020, 10:24:32 PM
Minichamp gets used
To cut the pills into halves
Aripiprazol

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #219 on: December 12, 2020, 06:17:14 AM
Yogurt and salad
Slimming carry and myself.
No more KFC
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #220 on: December 12, 2020, 06:18:33 AM
Tons of EDC.
Be prepared for anything.
The Big Bag Theory.
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #221 on: December 12, 2020, 11:48:46 AM
Quote from: Ron Who on December 11, 2020, 09:25:56 PM
Smoking magic weed,
And playing Donna Summer,
Drinking wine. That´s me.

(On a Friday evening, that is).

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #222 on: December 13, 2020, 01:28:39 PM
I moved house this week
My multiools were so good
Was lost without them 

Edit: Correction
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #223 on: December 14, 2020, 05:16:57 AM
Many multi tools
I don't have enough money
Chako's photos bring such joy
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #224 on: December 15, 2020, 06:14:37 PM
Not a haiku, edited away I thought I had a good one but miscounted.  :facepalm:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #225 on: December 16, 2020, 04:57:16 AM
Quote from: Yadda on December 14, 2020, 05:16:57 AM
Many multi tools
I don't have enough money
Chako's photos bring such joy

 :facepalm: 5,7,...7. One of those freeform haikus.  :rofl:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #226 on: December 16, 2020, 05:08:40 PM
Quote from: Yadda on December 14, 2020, 05:16:57 AM
Many multi tools
Chako's photos bring such joy
I have no money

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #227 on: December 16, 2020, 05:10:24 PM
Must pay attention
Don't just write things up
Haikus have rules

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I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

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Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #228 on: December 16, 2020, 05:18:23 PM
I´m smurfing some smurfs
And I´ll smurf some more later
Smurfing is big fun
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #229 on: December 16, 2020, 05:22:43 PM
That's what she said!
Did you see this one coming?!
Don't get me started!
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #230 on: December 16, 2020, 05:29:57 PM
I know what she said
Don´t start pfrsantos
There will be no end

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #231 on: December 17, 2020, 05:22:01 PM
Internet shopping
for the latest multitool;
the big wait begins.
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #232 on: December 18, 2020, 04:57:30 AM
 :like:   and     :iagree:
Should be with me pretty soon
It will be so good



Spot the haiku!!
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #233 on: December 18, 2020, 06:32:51 AM
Green Farmer X here
Seven week wait a long time
Mighty pleased with me

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #234 on: December 18, 2020, 06:57:08 AM
Saw a Farmer X
So pretty, nice and shiny.
Bought a Farmer X.
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #235 on: December 18, 2020, 07:02:39 AM
Quote from: ReamerPunch on December 18, 2020, 06:57:08 AM
Saw a Farmer X
So pretty, nice and shiny.
Bought a Farmer X.

We have theme going
Farmer X on MTO
All of us must own

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #236 on: December 18, 2020, 04:53:20 PM
Nice ones guys  :like:
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #237 on: May 27, 2021, 07:30:53 AM
On an autumn's day,
Haiku Thread in The Break Room.
Wrote with MiniChamp.
Greetings from Brazil!!!

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #238 on: May 27, 2021, 07:36:20 AM
A face from far away,
The Picture of Dorian Gray...
A Swiss Army Knight.
Greetings from Brazil!!!

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #239 on: May 27, 2021, 07:51:17 AM
Green Victorinox?
Upstream, downstream, just a dream...
It's a red alox...
Greetings from Brazil!!!

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