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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #30 on: September 11, 2018, 02:24:16 PM
Now open your eyes.
Cast your words against the wind.
Watch bananas dance.
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #31 on: September 11, 2018, 02:27:47 PM
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #32 on: September 11, 2018, 02:31:59 PM
Go outside today
make sure you have what it takes
Pocket your Farmer
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #33 on: September 11, 2018, 02:34:17 PM
Quote from: ReamerPunch on September 11, 2018, 02:24:16 PM
Now open your eyes.
Cast your words against the wind.
Watch bananas dance.
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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It's a brand new page
We marvel to dancing fruit
Thanks to Reamerpunch
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #34 on: September 11, 2018, 02:41:17 PM
Awesome haikus!  :hatsoff:



Multitools are bad.
So are dedicated tools.
Only stones are ok.  >:D
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #35 on: September 11, 2018, 02:43:43 PM
Quote from: Don Pablo on September 11, 2018, 02:41:17 PM
Awesome haikus!  :hatsoff:



Multitools are bad.
So are dedicated tools.
Only stones are ok.  >:D
I love this Haiku
But Pabs, you have an error
in the final line
« Last Edit: September 11, 2018, 03:13:37 PM by magentus »
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #36 on: September 11, 2018, 03:41:42 PM
Haikus are very fun
You can still talk normally
If you’re creative

What is Pabs doing
Pablo-ing everything
He’s running amok
~CsB
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #37 on: September 11, 2018, 03:51:30 PM
Pabs is usually
drawing things with his crayons
On the naughty step
« Last Edit: September 11, 2018, 03:55:37 PM by magentus »
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #38 on: September 11, 2018, 04:03:38 PM
How on Earth are you,
All able to know so well,
What I am now doing?
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #39 on: September 11, 2018, 04:11:14 PM
Quote from: Don Pablo on September 11, 2018, 04:03:38 PM
How on Earth are you,
All able to know so well,
What I am now doing?

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #40 on: September 11, 2018, 04:20:12 PM
Fuzzbucket is old
He is also Cross and Red
But today he smiles
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #41 on: September 11, 2018, 04:58:07 PM
Quote from: Don Pablo on September 11, 2018, 04:03:38 PM
How on Earth are you,
All able to know so well,
What I am I'm now doing?

Easier correction :D
Cheers!
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #42 on: September 11, 2018, 05:00:06 PM
The pupil will learn
The teacher uses a stick
or nothing will stick
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #43 on: September 11, 2018, 05:02:51 PM
 :ahhh
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #44 on: September 11, 2018, 05:03:39 PM
Madness now my friend.
Haikus are taking over.
Smurfity smurf balls.

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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #45 on: September 11, 2018, 07:19:15 PM
Quote from: magentus on September 11, 2018, 04:20:12 PM
Fuzzbucket is old
He is also Cross and Red
But today he smiles

I'm younger than youuuuwwww* though.


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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #46 on: September 11, 2018, 08:44:30 PM
One haiku per day
Keeps the doctor far away
The apple is dead
Cheers!
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #47 on: September 11, 2018, 10:48:56 PM
Good night everyone
Dream deep in five seven five
Haiku in your sleep
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #48 on: September 11, 2018, 10:54:53 PM
It might have been me
That put something in your drink
That's why you're sleepy
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #49 on: September 12, 2018, 02:40:08 PM
The can opener
Let's agree to disagree.
I really like it.
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #50 on: September 12, 2018, 02:54:29 PM
All cans have rings now
We read it on the forum
Not the ones I buy!
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #51 on: September 12, 2018, 03:37:45 PM
I like that its there
Its also good for other uses
If you sharpen it
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #52 on: September 12, 2018, 03:40:27 PM
Brass keyring nubbin
Falls short of perfection
on the Vic Farmer
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #53 on: September 12, 2018, 04:03:44 PM
You're doing it wrong
No matter how you try it
My poor magentus
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #54 on: September 12, 2018, 04:08:35 PM
Please Haiku Master
Show me where I err Santos
To see it anew
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #55 on: September 12, 2018, 04:37:34 PM
It is not that hard
Just give it a little try
Make a simple one
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #56 on: September 12, 2018, 04:41:21 PM
Start from the end
It should be equal if you
End from the start
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #57 on: September 12, 2018, 04:43:38 PM
If I quote you
That is what she said
Everybody knows
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #58 on: September 12, 2018, 04:47:57 PM
Flick flick flick flick flick
I really love my Gerber
Flick flick flick flick flick


Boom! I've cracked it now
Thanks for the help santos dude
Celebrate with tea!
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Re: Haiku Thread
Reply #59 on: September 12, 2018, 07:43:02 PM
A hair splitting edge
And mirror polished blade steel
Nothing else matters
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