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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #121 on: September 24, 2018, 11:05:15 PM
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Here´s https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=mlist the list.

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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #122 on: September 25, 2018, 12:36:55 AM
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #123 on: September 25, 2018, 12:53:55 AM
I'm here to promote antidisestablishmentarianism.  :P


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #124 on: September 25, 2018, 09:58:38 AM
I'm here to promote antidisestablishmentarianism.  :P
Great! Let's hear your pitch then Twiglet.  :popcorn:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #125 on: September 25, 2018, 12:24:29 PM
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #126 on: September 25, 2018, 01:05:21 PM
Did you buy proper lock or did you leave door open cause it seems theres none inside

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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #127 on: September 25, 2018, 01:15:22 PM
Door?!


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #128 on: September 25, 2018, 01:16:33 PM
If you want to hear a perfect pitch, you will have to listen to me sing in the shower.  :P

Long live the status quo!  :viking:



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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #129 on: September 25, 2018, 01:33:08 PM
If you want to hear a perfect pitch, you will have to listen to me sing in the shower.  :P

Long live the status quo! :viking:

Right...

Do you mean the band or the current state of affairs? If it's the former, that's a blatant derailment violation and it's off to the slammer for you sonny boy!!!  :twak:


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #130 on: September 25, 2018, 01:34:28 PM
If you want to hear a perfect pitch, you will have to listen to me sing in the shower.  :P

Long live the status quo!  :viking:

Perfect pitch? We've all heard your shower 'singing' on http://www.worldsworstvoices.com/twiliter#1worstsingerintheentireuniverse/cutmyearsoffsomebodyplease
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #131 on: September 25, 2018, 01:36:35 PM
Also Status Quo are a spent force as far as bands go and one of them died so I think what you said is in questionable taste. Tut tut tut Twiglet  :pok:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #132 on: September 25, 2018, 01:36:57 PM
Yes, perfect.

It will cost you to hear it, a lot. Like an image in your memory that you can't unsee.  :D


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #133 on: September 25, 2018, 01:38:16 PM
Yes, perfect.

It will cost you to hear it, a lot. Like an image in your memory that you can't unsee.  :D
We've all seen it already on http://www.fatboysintheshower.com There goes sleeping well for the next week.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #134 on: September 25, 2018, 01:38:26 PM
If you want to hear a perfect pitch, you will have to listen to me sing in the shower.  :P

Long live the status quo! :viking:

Right...

Do you mean the band or the current state of affairs? If it's the former, that's a blatant derailment violation and it's off to the slammer for you sonny boy!!!  :twak:

Ummm...  :facepalm:  :ahhh

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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #135 on: September 25, 2018, 01:40:15 PM
Yes, perfect.

It will cost you to hear it, a lot. Like an image in your memory that you can't unsee.  :D
We've all seen it already on http://www.fatboysintheshower.com There goes sleeping well for the next week.

To click or not to click...  :think:

 :facepalm: :ahhh

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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #136 on: September 25, 2018, 01:45:40 PM
Also Status Quo are a spent force as far as bands go and one of them died so I think what you said is in questionable taste. Tut tut tut Twiglet  :pok:

sniff... Frances...


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #137 on: September 25, 2018, 01:45:52 PM
I still haven’t had any chocolate yet  :ahhh
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #138 on: September 25, 2018, 01:47:56 PM
And I didn’t get any sleep with all them bricks on top of me  ???
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #139 on: September 25, 2018, 01:49:00 PM
When are these prisons being made properly  :think: :D
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #140 on: September 25, 2018, 01:49:15 PM
I still haven’t had any chocolate yet  :ahhh
You should try some  :pok: They sell it at Mr Lallys - all kinds, but if you're short of pocket money, take some off a small child. That's what me and the Karate Tough Boys do. Stolen chocolate tastes better.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #141 on: September 25, 2018, 01:49:57 PM
And I didn’t get any sleep with all them bricks on top of me  ???
Oh, please accept my apologies that your punishment isn't more comfortable.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #142 on: September 25, 2018, 01:51:23 PM
When are these prisons being made properly  :think: :D
When I get a minute to build them properly. I'm running round trying to keep the forum on the tracks. Fuzzy's no help - spends more time posing in front of the mirror dressed as Madam Cholet than fulfilling his Sargey duties. :twak: mind you he looks a bit phwoooooor!
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #143 on: September 25, 2018, 01:54:15 PM
I still haven’t had any chocolate yet  :ahhh
You should try some  :pok: They sell it at Mr Lallys - all kinds, but if you're short of pocket money, take some off a small child. That's what me and the Karate Tough Boys do. Stolen chocolate tastes better.
I am not aloud in Mr Lallys shop no more  :(
As he caught me stealing some chocolate fudge  :facepalm:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #144 on: September 25, 2018, 01:57:31 PM
And I didn’t get any sleep with all them bricks on top of me  ???
Oh, please accept my apologies that your punishment isn't more comfortable.
I would think so :D
Prisons do have to keep to
government standards you know :rant:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #145 on: September 25, 2018, 01:58:46 PM
I still haven’t had any chocolate yet  :ahhh
You should try some  :pok: They sell it at Mr Lallys - all kinds, but if you're short of pocket money, take some off a small child. That's what me and the Karate Tough Boys do. Stolen chocolate tastes better.
I am not aloud in Mr Lallys shop no more  :(
As he caught me stealing some chocolate fudge  :facepalm:
Just draw a moustache on with felt tip and wear a hat and he won't even recognise you. Our gang has been banned about twenty times for half inching rhubarb and custards and fags - his eyesight is terrible.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #146 on: September 25, 2018, 01:59:11 PM
When are these prisons being made properly  :think: :D
When I get a minute to build them properly. I'm running round trying to keep the forum on the tracks. Fuzzy's no help - spends more time posing in front of the mirror dressed as Madam Cholet than fulfilling his Sargey duties. :twak: mind you he looks a bit phwoooooor!
You should get Poncho to do the brickwork  :tu:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #147 on: September 25, 2018, 02:00:45 PM
I still haven’t had any chocolate yet  :ahhh
You should try some  :pok: They sell it at Mr Lallys - all kinds, but if you're short of pocket money, take some off a small child. That's what me and the Karate Tough Boys do. Stolen chocolate tastes better.
I am not aloud in Mr Lallys shop no more  :(
As he caught me stealing some chocolate fudge  :facepalm:
Just draw a moustache on with felt tip and wear a hat and he won't even recognise you. Our gang has been banned about twenty times for half inching rhubarb and custards and fags - his eyesight is terrible.
I know  :D
But he has his daughter working in the shop now  >:(
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #148 on: September 25, 2018, 02:01:16 PM
And I didn’t get any sleep with all them bricks on top of me  ???
Oh, please accept my apologies that your punishment isn't more comfortable.
I would think so :D
Prisons do have to keep to
government standards you know :rant:
Government ones do, but me and Fuzzy are just two guys trying to make a difference.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #149 on: September 25, 2018, 02:04:41 PM
And I didn’t get any sleep with all them bricks on top of me  ???
Oh, please accept my apologies that your punishment isn't more comfortable.
I would think so :D
Prisons do have to keep to
government standards you know :rant:
Government ones do, but me and Fuzzy are just two guys trying to make a difference.
I will have to take this up with my local MP
And see what he thinks of your so called prison system  :pok:
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