Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.

[magentus]

When are these prisons being made properly 

When I get a minute to build them properly. I'm running round trying to keep the forum on the tracks. Fuzzy's no help - spends more time posing in front of the mirror dressed as Madam Cholet than fulfilling his Sargey duties. mind you he looks a bit phwoooooor!

You should get Poncho to do the brickwork 

Yes, he's top notch, but he charges top notch prices too. And wants a tea break and travel costs. We're on a strict budget here.

I'll try it myself - what do you think?

[magentus]

And I didn’t get any sleep with all them bricks on top of me 

Oh, please accept my apologies that your punishment isn't more comfortable.

I would think so
Prisons do have to keep to
government standards you know

Government ones do, but me and Fuzzy are just two guys trying to make a difference.

I will have to take this up with my local MP
And see what he thinks of your so called prison system 

looks up Wspeeds local MP Oh, it's a Mr Fuzzbucket McArsen. What a happy coincidence!

[Wspeed]

When are these prisons being made properly 

When I get a minute to build them properly. I'm running round trying to keep the forum on the tracks. Fuzzy's no help - spends more time posing in front of the mirror dressed as Madam Cholet than fulfilling his Sargey duties. mind you he looks a bit phwoooooor!

You should get Poncho to do the brickwork 

Yes, he's top notch, but he charges top notch prices too. And wants a tea break and travel costs. We're on a strict budget here.

I'll try it myself - what do you think?

Nice job magentus 
That should make it much easier to breakout 

[Wspeed]

And I didn’t get any sleep with all them bricks on top of me 

Oh, please accept my apologies that your punishment isn't more comfortable.

I would think so
Prisons do have to keep to
government standards you know

Government ones do, but me and Fuzzy are just two guys trying to make a difference.

I will have to take this up with my local MP
And see what he thinks of your so called prison system 

looks up Wspeeds local MP Oh, it's a Mr Fuzzbucket McArsen. What a happy coincidence!

What no way this has to be a joke 

[Wspeed]

I will have to go to London 

[Wspeed]

Oh no I can’t 
I am still in this so called prison 

[magentus]

While you're still under that pile of bricks you won't be going anywhere sunshine.

[magentus]

Would you like me to post off your letter of complaint to London? After all, you are a valued prisoner and we'd like to make your stay here as nice as possible. More middencake?

[Wspeed]

Would you like me to post off your letter of complaint to London? After all, you are a valued prisoner and we'd like to make your stay here as nice as possible. More middencake?

You won’t send the letter 
And all I want is chocolate 

[magentus]

Would you like me to post off your letter of complaint to London? After all, you are a valued prisoner and we'd like to make your stay here as nice as possible. More middencake?

You won’t send the letter 
And all I want is chocolate 

What sort of chocolate would you like? I'm just off to Mr Lallys draws moustache and glasses on face

[Wspeed]

Would you like me to post off your letter of complaint to London? After all, you are a valued prisoner and we'd like to make your stay here as nice as possible. More middencake?

You won’t send the letter 
And all I want is chocolate 

What sort of chocolate would you like? I'm just off to Mr Lallys draws moustache and glasses on face

I want a twix bar 

[magentus]

Would you like me to post off your letter of complaint to London? After all, you are a valued prisoner and we'd like to make your stay here as nice as possible. More middencake?

You won’t send the letter 
And all I want is chocolate 

What sort of chocolate would you like? I'm just off to Mr Lallys draws moustache and glasses on face

I want a twix bar 

munch munch gulp They ran out of twixes so I got you a raider instead, well munch munch half a raider.

[Wspeed]

I still remember when they were Raider

[Wspeed]

Don’t eat it all i still want one 

[magentus]

I still remember when they were Raider

Yeah, I'd check the sell by date. I found it under the dog food section. Didn't think you'd mind.

[Wspeed]

I still remember when they were Raider

Yeah, I'd check the sell by date. I found it under the dog food section. Didn't think you'd mind.

That’s ok I have had worse 

[Marc_in_NS]

Can anyone explain “middencakes” to me? What the heck are they?

[Don Pablo]

Can anyone explain “middencakes” to me? What the heck are they?

Cakes made from the material in the midden heap at fuzzys farm. 
Its mostly composed of cattle waste.....

[magentus]

Can anyone explain “middencakes” to me? What the heck are they?

It's a punishment pastry designed by Fuzzy and me during one of our Prison menu explorations. It's a cake made from the midden we have here. Cheap (free), easy to make, no need to heat it up (tastes just as bad cold) and easily sourced. Also feeds into the whole punishment ethos of the derailment prison programme. Pabs can't make them quick enough (he really can't, we're going to have to have a word with him about his dawdling).

[Wspeed]

You could at least give us
some water with the middencakes

[Wspeed]

They keep getting stuck in my throat 

[Wspeed]

It’s those lumpy bits 

[magentus]

They keep getting stuck in my throat 

It's because you're wolfing them down greedy guts. Take time to savour them.

[Wspeed]

They keep getting stuck in my throat 

It's because you're wolfing them down greedy guts. Take time to savour them.

What do you expect
You have seen my mums cooking 

[magentus]

They keep getting stuck in my throat 

It's because you're wolfing them down greedy guts. Take time to savour them.

What do you expect
You have seen my mums cooking 

But luckily I haven't tasted it. 

[Wspeed]

They keep getting stuck in my throat 

It's because you're wolfing them down greedy guts. Take time to savour them.

What do you expect
You have seen my mums cooking 

But luckily I haven't tasted it. 

You were so lucky that day
If your mum didn’t turn up when she
did you would probably would have 

[Wspeed]

Even the dog won’t touch it

[magentus]

They keep getting stuck in my throat 

It's because you're wolfing them down greedy guts. Take time to savour them.

What do you expect
You have seen my mums cooking 

But luckily I haven't tasted it. 

You were so lucky that day
If your mum didn’t turn up when she
did you would probably would have 

I usually have to hold my nose when I eat my mums 'leftover pizza pie soup'

[Wspeed]

They keep getting stuck in my throat 

It's because you're wolfing them down greedy guts. Take time to savour them.

What do you expect
You have seen my mums cooking 

But luckily I haven't tasted it. 

You were so lucky that day
If your mum didn’t turn up when she
did you would probably would have 

I usually have to hold my nose when I eat my mums 'leftover pizza pie soup'

Pizza pie soup that sounds gorgeous 
I don’t know what your problem is 

[fred2892]

Would you like me to post off your letter of complaint to London? After all, you are a valued prisoner and we'd like to make your stay here as nice as possible. More middencake?

You won’t send the letter 
And all I want is chocolate 

What sort of chocolate would you like? I'm just off to Mr Lallys draws moustache and glasses on face

I want a twix bar 

munch munch gulp They ran out of twixes so I got you a raider instead, well munch munch half a raider.

Ok, I’ll join in.

The product was first produced in the United Kingdom in 1967,[3] and introduced in the United States in 1979.[3] Twix was called Raider in mainland Europe for many years before its name was changed in 1991 (2000 in Denmark, Finland, Norway, Sweden and Turkey) to match the international brand name. The name Twix is a portmanteau derived from 'twin biscuit sticks'

How about a Marathon/Snickers derailment?

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