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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #210 on: September 26, 2018, 04:18:55 PM
Who am I arresting? You need to point me roughly in the right direction. Also, how much collateral damage is acceptable, I've been going with a lot, but you never know?


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Reply #211 on: September 26, 2018, 04:19:26 PM
This thread is seven pages. How many derailment reports have been made?  :rofl:
None!  :angel:


Don't you find it rather ironic, that this "anti-derailment" thread has totally derailed itself?  ::)

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But no one's reported it yet  :think:

Fuzzy and I are champing at the bit to curb the derailment epidemic that's blighting this forum. But we can't do it without your help.

I can help... Muaaaaaaaaah


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #212 on: September 26, 2018, 04:25:40 PM
Who am I arresting? You need to point me roughly in the right direction. Also, how much collateral damage is acceptable, I've been going with a lot, but you never know?
Just arrest whoever it feels right to arrest Fuzzy. Go with your gut - you have a natural talent for arresting people. Use extreme prejudice and if anyone 'falls down the stairs', well we diin't see nuffink did we?
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #213 on: September 26, 2018, 04:33:43 PM
Just don’t be too heavy handed with the Truncheon Fuzzy  :D
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Reply #214 on: September 26, 2018, 04:34:50 PM
And the taser gun  :ahhh
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #215 on: September 26, 2018, 04:38:02 PM
We designed a TaserTruncheonPokerBat © for Fuzzy to use in order to arrest someone properly.  :salute:
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Reply #216 on: September 26, 2018, 04:40:21 PM
Have you given him handcuffs  :think:
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Reply #217 on: September 26, 2018, 04:41:35 PM
Why can I hear Fuzzy humming YMCA :D
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #218 on: September 26, 2018, 04:41:47 PM
Have you given him handcuffs  :think:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #219 on: September 26, 2018, 04:42:06 PM
Why can I hear Fuzzy humming YMCA :D
It's a catchy tune.
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Reply #220 on: September 26, 2018, 04:42:16 PM
Who am I arresting? You need to point me roughly in the right direction. Also, how much collateral damage is acceptable, I've been going with a lot, but you never know?
Just arrest whoever it feels right to arrest Fuzzy. Go with your gut - you have a natural talent for arresting people. Use extreme prejudice and if anyone 'falls down the stairs', well we diin't see nuffink did we?

Arrest me!!!

..put me in handcuffs and just punish me!

..I have been naughty!
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #221 on: September 26, 2018, 04:43:19 PM
Why can I hear Fuzzy humming YMCA :D
It's a catchy tune.
I bet it’s because of the uniform he is wearing :D
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Reply #222 on: September 26, 2018, 04:46:20 PM
You could of given him better trousers :D
These once show his behind   :think:
And he isn’t wearing any underwear  :facepalm:
« Last Edit: September 26, 2018, 04:48:13 PM by Wspeed »
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #223 on: September 26, 2018, 04:50:43 PM
You could of given him better trousers :D
These once show his behind   :think:
And he isn’t wearing any underwear  :facepalm:
Fuzzy is as Fuzzy does. He's free as the wind. Revel in his spirit, don't try and cage him.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #224 on: September 26, 2018, 04:52:56 PM
I just don’t think it’s appropriate  :facepalm:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #225 on: September 26, 2018, 04:53:42 PM
MTOs reputation is on the line here  :D
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #226 on: September 26, 2018, 04:55:06 PM
I just don’t think it’s appropriate  :facepalm:
We'll tell YOU wots appropriate Sunshine! Put a complaint in to the Chief if you like but I wunt bovver if I was you. Now, breaks over - get back under that pile of bricks.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #227 on: September 26, 2018, 04:57:09 PM
I just don’t think it’s appropriate  :facepalm:
We'll tell YOU wots appropriate Sunshine! Put a complaint in to the Chief if you like but I wunt bovver if I was you. Now, breaks over - get back under that pile of bricks.
Already I haven’t had my 5 minute yard time yet  ???
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #228 on: September 26, 2018, 04:58:10 PM
And when are we aloud to have a wash :think:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #229 on: September 26, 2018, 04:59:29 PM
And aren’t we supposed to get
a toothbrush and toothpaste :whistle:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #230 on: September 26, 2018, 05:00:14 PM
And I still haven’t had any chocolate  :ahhh
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #231 on: September 26, 2018, 05:01:46 PM
And I still haven’t had any chocolate  :ahhh

..chocolate cake?


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #232 on: September 26, 2018, 05:09:19 PM
Anything chocolate will do  :D
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Reply #233 on: September 26, 2018, 06:53:24 PM
Nope
Nope
Don't care
Nope
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Noooooooooooooooooope.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #234 on: September 26, 2018, 07:26:36 PM
What about 1 chocolate button  :dunno:
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Reply #235 on: September 26, 2018, 07:31:01 PM
Can I have cake?


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Reply #236 on: September 26, 2018, 07:33:45 PM
Chocolate and whiskey...on the rocks!  :drink:


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Reply #237 on: September 26, 2018, 07:35:17 PM
I wouldn’t mind a bit of cake  :D
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Reply #238 on: September 26, 2018, 07:36:55 PM
Maybe some... :think:



Chiiiiiiiips?


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #239 on: September 26, 2018, 07:38:13 PM
Now I am getting hungry  :ahhh
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