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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #300 on: September 27, 2018, 02:46:51 PM
Hey!

Anyone have a recipe for carrot cake? Preferably using rainbow carrots...

Certainly sir,

Below you will find a recipe to a lovely carrot cake:

Preheat the oven 170*C
Oil and line the base and sides of two 2lb loaf tins with baking parchment.

Ingredients:
300g light brown sugar.
3 free range eggs
300mls sunflower oil
300g plain flour
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp ground ginger
1/2 salt
1/4 tsp vanilla extract
300g grated carrot
100g chopped walnuts

Cream Cheese Frosting
300g Icing Sugar
50g unsalted butter
125g cream cheese

Method:
Put the sugar, eggs and oil in a bowl and whisk until well incorporated. Slowly add the flour, bicarbonate of soda baking powder, cinnamon, ginger, salt and vanilla.
Stir in the grated carrot and walnuts.
Pour the mixture into two 2lb loaf tins.
Bake for 20-25min or until golden brown.
Leave the cakes in the tin for a while, then turn out on a wire rack
Make cream cheese frosting by beating 300g icing sugar sifted with 50g unsalted butter. Add 125g cream cheese all in one go and beat until it is completely incorporated. Turn the mixer up and beat for at least 5min, until light and fluffy.
When your cakes are completely cold, spread the top with your frosting.

Tip: you can also put your cake mixture into 3x 20cm round cake tins or individual cup cakes.



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So now you know how many grams there are in 1 Kilo.

Another lovely cake that I can highly recommend is Banana Cake

Heres how to make one:

Ingredients

140g butter
, softened, plus extra for the tin
140g caster sugar
2 large eggs, beaten
140g self-raising flour
1 tsp baking powder
2 very ripe bananas
, mashed
50g icing sugar
handful dried banana
 chips, for decoration


Instructions:

1) Heat oven to 180C/160C fan/gas 4.

2) Butter a 2lb loaf tin and line the base and sides with baking parchment.

3) Cream 140g softened butter and 140g caster sugar until light and fluffy, then slowly add 2 beaten large eggs with a little of the 140g flour.
 
4) Fold in the remaining flour, 1 tsp baking powder and 2 mashed bananas.

5) Pour into the tin and bake for about 30 mins until a skewer comes out clean.

6) Cool in the tin for 10 mins, then remove to a wire rack.

7) Mix 50g icing sugar with 2-3 tsp water to make a runny icing.

8) Drizzle the icing across the top of the cake and decorate with a handful of banana chips.


Always glad to help   :hatsoff:

Awesome MMR, i will rush to the galley and make me some Carrot and Banana cakes...and some sausage!!!! :drool:

(Image removed from quote.)

Glad to hear that my contributions were helpful to you sir!  :hatsoff:





...see magentus and fuzzbucket; MMR has been a good boy! :woohoo:





Do I get my cake now?
Nope




Don’t worry MMR there’s still some left
I left you the best bit it’s the nice
crusty bits that are stuck to the pan :D

Aww..thanks WSpeed!  ...I knew I could count on you!  :drink: :cheers:
Kind regards,

MMR

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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #301 on: September 27, 2018, 02:51:33 PM
Hey!

Anyone have a recipe for carrot cake? Preferably using rainbow carrots...

Certainly sir,

Below you will find a recipe to a lovely carrot cake:

Preheat the oven 170*C
Oil and line the base and sides of two 2lb loaf tins with baking parchment.

Ingredients:
300g light brown sugar.
3 free range eggs
300mls sunflower oil
300g plain flour
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp ground ginger
1/2 salt
1/4 tsp vanilla extract
300g grated carrot
100g chopped walnuts

Cream Cheese Frosting
300g Icing Sugar
50g unsalted butter
125g cream cheese

Method:
Put the sugar, eggs and oil in a bowl and whisk until well incorporated. Slowly add the flour, bicarbonate of soda baking powder, cinnamon, ginger, salt and vanilla.
Stir in the grated carrot and walnuts.
Pour the mixture into two 2lb loaf tins.
Bake for 20-25min or until golden brown.
Leave the cakes in the tin for a while, then turn out on a wire rack
Make cream cheese frosting by beating 300g icing sugar sifted with 50g unsalted butter. Add 125g cream cheese all in one go and beat until it is completely incorporated. Turn the mixer up and beat for at least 5min, until light and fluffy.
When your cakes are completely cold, spread the top with your frosting.

Tip: you can also put your cake mixture into 3x 20cm round cake tins or individual cup cakes.



For those who are not used to the metric system, 1 Kilo consists of 1000 grams, thereby the name "Kilogram"

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990
991
992
993
994
995
996
997
998
999
1000

So now you know how many grams there are in 1 Kilo.

Another lovely cake that I can highly recommend is Banana Cake

Heres how to make one:

Ingredients

140g butter
, softened, plus extra for the tin
140g caster sugar
2 large eggs, beaten
140g self-raising flour
1 tsp baking powder
2 very ripe bananas
, mashed
50g icing sugar
handful dried banana
 chips, for decoration


Instructions:

1) Heat oven to 180C/160C fan/gas 4.

2) Butter a 2lb loaf tin and line the base and sides with baking parchment.

3) Cream 140g softened butter and 140g caster sugar until light and fluffy, then slowly add 2 beaten large eggs with a little of the 140g flour.
 
4) Fold in the remaining flour, 1 tsp baking powder and 2 mashed bananas.

5) Pour into the tin and bake for about 30 mins until a skewer comes out clean.

6) Cool in the tin for 10 mins, then remove to a wire rack.

7) Mix 50g icing sugar with 2-3 tsp water to make a runny icing.

8) Drizzle the icing across the top of the cake and decorate with a handful of banana chips.


Always glad to help   :hatsoff:

Awesome MMR, i will rush to the galley and make me some Carrot and Banana cakes...and some sausage!!!! :drool:

(Image removed from quote.)

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Don’t worry MMR there’s still some left
I left you the best bit it’s the nice
crusty bits that are stuck to the pan :D

Aww..thanks WSpeed!  ...I knew I could count on you!  :drink: :cheers:
You’re welcome MMR :cheers:
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Reply #302 on: September 27, 2018, 02:55:58 PM
Oi! No talking in the brick pile please.  :pok: And no sticking together.
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Reply #303 on: September 27, 2018, 03:00:33 PM
Oi! No talking in the brick pile please.  :pok: And no sticking together.
I thought we had joined forces magentus  :think:
And now you are treating me like a criminal
So I have no choice but to stick with my fellow inmates  :D
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Reply #304 on: September 27, 2018, 03:05:41 PM
Oi! No talking in the brick pile please.  :pok: And no sticking together.
I thought we had joined forces magentus  :think:
And now you are treating me like a criminal
So I have no choice but to stick with my fellow inmates  :D
We have joined forces - you are our secret plant in the criminal underworld. We have to keep it under wraps though so the other prisoners won't suspect. There is some M&M&M's in a false brick next to your left ear. Plenty more where they came from.  :salute: Keep up the good work.
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Reply #305 on: September 27, 2018, 03:07:53 PM
I want peas! I like peas!
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Reply #306 on: September 27, 2018, 03:09:42 PM
I want peas! I like peas!
Um, there's pee in the midden. Lots of it. If that's any good?
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Reply #307 on: September 27, 2018, 03:16:19 PM
Oi! No talking in the brick pile please.  :pok: And no sticking together.
I thought we had joined forces magentus  :think:
And now you are treating me like a criminal
So I have no choice but to stick with my fellow inmates  :D
We have joined forces - you are our secret plant in the criminal underworld. We have to keep it under wraps though so the other prisoners won't suspect. There is some M&M&M's in a false brick next to your left ear. Plenty more where they came from.  :salute: Keep up the good work.
I wish you would of told me from the start :(
But thanks for the false brick with M&M&M’s

Hold up who has taken all the blue ones  :rant: ???
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Reply #308 on: September 27, 2018, 03:17:41 PM
Oi! No talking in the brick pile please.  :pok: And no sticking together.
I thought we had joined forces magentus  :think:
And now you are treating me like a criminal
So I have no choice but to stick with my fellow inmates  :D
We have joined forces - you are our secret plant in the criminal underworld. We have to keep it under wraps though so the other prisoners won't suspect. There is some M&M&M's in a false brick next to your left ear. Plenty more where they came from.  :salute: Keep up the good work.
I wish you would of told me from the start :(
But thanks for the false brick with M&M&M’s

Hold up who has taken all the blue ones  :rant: ???
You only get blue ones in M&M's - these are M&M&M's. Try the purple ones.
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Reply #309 on: September 27, 2018, 03:22:50 PM
Oi! No talking in the brick pile please.  :pok: And no sticking together.
I thought we had joined forces magentus  :think:
And now you are treating me like a criminal
So I have no choice but to stick with my fellow inmates  :D
We have joined forces - you are our secret plant in the criminal underworld. We have to keep it under wraps though so the other prisoners won't suspect. There is some M&M&M's in a false brick next to your left ear. Plenty more where they came from.  :salute: Keep up the good work.
I wish you would of told me from the start :(
But thanks for the false brick with M&M&M’s

Hold up who has taken all the blue ones  :rant: ???
You only get blue ones in M&M's - these are M&M&M's. Try the purple ones.
Why what is it you have done to the purple ones  :think:
I bet they are tranquillisers  ???
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Reply #310 on: September 27, 2018, 03:30:55 PM
When did you get so cynical Wspeed? I thought we were friends......

The purple ones are just extra chocolaty - a whole 1mm extra layer of chocolate reserved for only the keenest of chocolate fans. And laxative. Ignore that last bit.
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Reply #311 on: September 27, 2018, 03:37:24 PM
I want peas! I like peas!
Um, there's pee in the midden. Lots of it. If that's any good?
Don’t you know the difference between a liquid thing and a solid thing?  >:(
Peas are solid, pee is liquid.  :twak:
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Reply #312 on: September 27, 2018, 03:41:35 PM

Don’t you know the difference between a liquid thing and a solid thing?


When I'm on the can....number 1 is liquid and number 2 is a solid thing (some times even plural)

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Reply #313 on: September 27, 2018, 03:42:24 PM
When did you get so cynical Wspeed? I thought we were friends......

The purple ones are just extra chocolaty - a whole 1mm extra layer of chocolate reserved for only the keenest of chocolate fans. And laxative. Ignore that last bit.
I am just being extra careful at the moment
We all know what can happen in a prison  :tu:
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Reply #314 on: September 27, 2018, 03:43:00 PM

Don’t you know the difference between a liquid thing and a solid thing?


When I'm on the can....number 1 is liquid and number 2 is a solid thing (some times even plural)

#toomuchinformation
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Reply #315 on: September 27, 2018, 03:44:30 PM
I want peas! I like peas!
Um, there's pee in the midden. Lots of it. If that's any good?
Don’t you know the difference between a liquid thing and a solid thing?  >:(
Peas are solid, pee is liquid.  :twak:

Don’t you know the difference between a liquid thing and a solid thing?


When I'm on the can....number 1 is liquid and number 2 is a solid thing (some times even plural)

#toomuchinformation

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Reply #316 on: September 27, 2018, 03:46:17 PM
When did you get so cynical Wspeed? I thought we were friends......

The purple ones are just extra chocolaty - a whole 1mm extra layer of chocolate reserved for only the keenest of chocolate fans. And laxative. Ignore that last bit.
I am just being extra careful at the moment
We all know what can happen in a prison  :tu:








I want peas! I like peas!
Um, there's pee in the midden. Lots of it. If that's any good?
Don’t you know the difference between a liquid thing and a solid thing?  >:(
Peas are solid, pee is liquid.  :twak:

Don’t you know the difference between a liquid thing and a solid thing?


When I'm on the can....number 1 is liquid and number 2 is a solid thing (some times even plural)

#toomuchinformation

Look you lot - I'm not your auntie you know. I can't sort all your little problems out. You're going to have to start thinking for yourselves. Under all those bricks. But don't, under any circumstances, stick together.

So we can’t bake a cake together?


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Reply #317 on: September 27, 2018, 03:47:38 PM
I want peas! I like peas!
Um, there's pee in the midden. Lots of it. If that's any good?
Don’t you know the difference between a liquid thing and a solid thing?  >:(
Peas are solid, pee is liquid.  :twak:

Don’t you know the difference between a liquid thing and a solid thing?


When I'm on the can....number 1 is liquid and number 2 is a solid thing (some times even plural)

#toomuchinformation

Look you lot - I'm not your auntie you know. I can't sort all your little problems out. You're going to have to start thinking for yourselves. Under all those bricks. But don't, under any circumstances, stick together.
If we don’t get a shower soon we will be sticking together
Come on magentus get it together we are starting to stink :rant:
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Reply #318 on: September 27, 2018, 03:54:38 PM
Right - that's it! I have had enough. I'm here all on my own - Fuzzy is in front of the mirror pulling rock moves and dressed as Madam Cholet again. You can all go free. I'm moving all these bricks out of the way and you can all go about your day.

I'm just going to have a small lie down in the ditch if someone wouldn't mind piling the bricks on me so I can have a nice quiet rest for a couple of days.
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Reply #319 on: September 27, 2018, 03:58:28 PM
Right - that's it! I have had enough. I'm here all on my own - Fuzzy is in front of the mirror pulling rock moves and dressed as Madam Cholet again. You can all go free. I'm moving all these bricks out of the way and you can all go about your day.

I'm just going to have a small lie down in the ditch if someone wouldn't mind piling the bricks on me so I can have a nice quiet rest for a couple of days.
Nice one we are free  :woohoo:

As soon as you get these bricks off us
We will be quite happy to cover you up with the bricks  :D
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Reply #320 on: September 27, 2018, 03:59:14 PM
Right - that's it! I have had enough. I'm here all on my own - Fuzzy is in front of the mirror pulling rock moves and dressed as Madam Cholet again. You can all go free. I'm moving all these bricks out of the way and you can all go about your day.

I'm just going to have a small lie down in the ditch if someone wouldn't mind piling the bricks on me so I can have a nice quiet rest for a couple of days.

I am laying a brick right now...

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Reply #321 on: September 27, 2018, 03:59:48 PM
I hope you have a nice ditch to use magentus  :tu:
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Reply #322 on: September 27, 2018, 04:00:42 PM
Right - that's it! I have had enough. I'm here all on my own - Fuzzy is in front of the mirror pulling rock moves and dressed as Madam Cholet again. You can all go free. I'm moving all these bricks out of the way and you can all go about your day.

I'm just going to have a small lie down in the ditch if someone wouldn't mind piling the bricks on me so I can have a nice quiet rest for a couple of days.

I am laying a brick right now...

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Reply #323 on: September 27, 2018, 04:00:51 PM
It'll be nice to have a lie down - you may think it's difficult being a prisoner but it's a lot more hard work to keep prisoners- especially such demanding ones as you lot. And with no help at all from Madam Cholet. I wash my hands of the whole experiment. Go and derail as much as you like, see if I care.
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Reply #324 on: September 27, 2018, 04:02:33 PM
It'll be nice to have a lie down - you may think it's difficult being a prisoner but it's a lot more hard work to keep prisoners- especially such demanding ones as you lot. And with no help at all from Madam Cholet. I wash my hands of the whole experiment. Go and derail as much as you like, see if I care.
You should of hired a more reliable member  :facepalm:
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Reply #325 on: September 27, 2018, 04:02:45 PM
Right - that's it! I have had enough. I'm here all on my own - Fuzzy is in front of the mirror pulling rock moves and dressed as Madam Cholet again. You can all go free. I'm moving all these bricks out of the way and you can all go about your day.

I'm just going to have a small lie down in the ditch if someone wouldn't mind piling the bricks on me so I can have a nice quiet rest for a couple of days.

I am laying a brick right now...

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Good we can use it to cover magentus  :whistle:


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Reply #326 on: September 27, 2018, 04:03:55 PM
It'll be nice to have a lie down - you may think it's difficult being a prisoner but it's a lot more hard work to keep prisoners- especially such demanding ones as you lot. And with no help at all from Madam Cholet. I wash my hands of the whole experiment. Go and derail as much as you like, see if I care.
You should of hired a more reliable member  :facepalm:

So who's doing riot control now?


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Reply #327 on: September 27, 2018, 04:04:21 PM
It'll be nice to have a lie down - you may think it's difficult being a prisoner but it's a lot more hard work to keep prisoners- especially such demanding ones as you lot. And with no help at all from Madam Cholet. I wash my hands of the whole experiment. Go and derail as much as you like, see if I care.
You should of hired a more reliable member  :facepalm:
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Reply #328 on: September 27, 2018, 04:04:37 PM
It'll be nice to have a lie down - you may think it's difficult being a prisoner but it's a lot more hard work to keep prisoners- especially such demanding ones as you lot. And with no help at all from Madam Cholet. I wash my hands of the whole experiment. Go and derail as much as you like, see if I care.
You should of hired a more reliable member  :facepalm:

So who's doing riot control now?



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Reply #329 on: September 27, 2018, 04:05:12 PM
It'll be nice to have a lie down - you may think it's difficult being a prisoner but it's a lot more hard work to keep prisoners- especially such demanding ones as you lot. And with no help at all from Madam Cholet. I wash my hands of the whole experiment. Go and derail as much as you like, see if I care.
You should of hired a more reliable member  :facepalm:

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