Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.

[MMR]

I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB AT THE BANK TODAY.

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An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.


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[Wspeed]

   excellent MMR

[MMR]

WHAT DID THE BLANKET SAY AS IT FELL OFF THE BED?

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“Oh sheet!”


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[magentus]

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[Wspeed]

   just what I needed for Monday 

[MMR]

I wish to report a sharp decline in derailments. The thread now seems firmly on the cake track. I don't mind, because I like cake, but too much is too much *gulping sounds*

There you go sir


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[Fuzzbucket]

I don't get it.

[MMR]

I don't get it.

In Soviet Russia; IT gets YOU!


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[Dutch_Tooler]

I wish to report a sharp decline in derailments. The thread now seems firmly on the cake track. I don't mind, because I like cake, but too much is too much *gulping sounds*

There you go sir


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[Dutch_Tooler]

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Come on ... astronauts, when you were a baby? 

[MMR]

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Come on ... astronauts, when you were a baby? 

There was a time when magentus was a baby?


 ...mind = blown 🤯


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[magentus]

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[Wspeed]

Miss Miss magentus is derailing this thread Miss 

[MIss]

Be a good boy and report it then Wspeed!

[MMR]

Miss Miss magentus is derailing this thread Miss 

Our prayers have been answered!


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[MMR]

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Nice


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[Wspeed]

Be a good boy and report it then Wspeed!

Miss Miss who can I report to as magentus
and Fuzzy are the ones that started this thread Miss 

[MIss]

Be a good boy and report it then Wspeed!

Miss Miss who can I report to as magentus
and Fuzzy are the ones that started this thread Miss 

Go and find the nearest responsible adult.

[Wspeed]

Can’t find one 

[MMR]

Be a good boy and report it then Wspeed!

Miss Miss who can I report to as magentus
and Fuzzy are the ones that started this thread Miss 

Go and find the nearest responsible adult.

We have responsible adults on here?




I would consider myself mature for my age...


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[Wspeed]

  like I said I can’t find a responsible adult   

[magentus]

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[Mechanickal]

Darren Mattingly?

[magentus]

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[Wspeed]

Who do you know than magentus 

[Don Pablo]

Isn’t it crazy how in just 70 years, we went from not being capable of powered flight to a man on the moon?

[MMR]

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[Wspeed]

Who do you know than magentus 

I thought the moon landing wasn’t real

[Wspeed]

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[Don Pablo]

Who do you know than magentus 

I thought the moon landing wasn’t real

Don’t even joke about that smurf!