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Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.

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wales Offline magentus

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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #60 on: September 24, 2018, 07:22:27 PM
C'mon Sarge! Get your head in the game! We're not playing barbies here.

Wspeed- more proper bricks.  None of that lego smurf.
Pabs, more middencakes pronto. Stat.

Sarge take that ridiculous maids costume off and concentrate godammit!
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #61 on: September 24, 2018, 07:24:30 PM
With these hordes of derailers in the anti derailment division HQ, they forgot to keep track of the derailment in the rest of the forum! :ahhh

Derailment and chaos everywhere!! :ahhh

People are even getting stabbed with frozen bananas!! :ahhh


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #62 on: September 24, 2018, 07:25:13 PM
Just let me know when you need more bricks
and I might be able to get hold of some cement if you need it
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #63 on: September 24, 2018, 07:25:25 PM
Stabbed to death [with a frozen banana] while viewing a tool related internet forum? Do not delay, call Fuzzbucket Injury Lawyers for You on 0800......



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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #64 on: September 24, 2018, 07:27:16 PM
Oh and "Fuzzbucket Injury Lawyers for You" actualy forms "Filfy" which exactly describes the lawyer...


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #65 on: September 24, 2018, 07:31:21 PM
 Well I've been sat waiting on the hotline for all day and no one has reported any misdemeanors at all!

I was under the impression there was loads of derailing going on but it's obvs a false alarm.  :twak:
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Reply #66 on: September 24, 2018, 07:32:45 PM
 :rofl: :like:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #67 on: September 24, 2018, 07:45:28 PM
 :think:


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Reply #68 on: September 24, 2018, 07:54:36 PM
All this talk about cement/mortar, is making me scared...heck I am smurfting bricks at the moment! :ahhh


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Reply #69 on: September 24, 2018, 07:55:55 PM
That’s very helpful  :rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Reply #70 on: September 24, 2018, 08:00:05 PM
Found my small OHO Gerber knife!


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Reply #71 on: September 24, 2018, 08:01:38 PM
THIS IS OF GREAT CONCERN

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

I want to report THE most prolific derailer known to mankind:

You guys probably know who it is!

We’ve known for years...but now we have proof and undeniable evidence...

It’s MECHY AKA « mechanical »


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #72 on: September 24, 2018, 08:02:36 PM
Jake just woke up



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Reply #73 on: September 24, 2018, 08:03:33 PM
Fog generator smurfup from another company:


I fixed it up though...


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Reply #74 on: September 24, 2018, 08:07:16 PM


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Reply #75 on: September 24, 2018, 08:15:18 PM
This is far more effective than the anti-derailment department. Sorry lads, you're about to be made redundant :dunno:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #76 on: September 24, 2018, 08:22:37 PM
I keep thinking of chocolate  :drool:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #77 on: September 24, 2018, 08:24:16 PM
Fries!
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #79 on: September 24, 2018, 08:26:14 PM
Mmmmm chocolate. What kind are you thinking of wspeed? We are eating Roses atm  :drool:
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Reply #80 on: September 24, 2018, 08:28:21 PM


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Reply #81 on: September 24, 2018, 08:29:03 PM


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Reply #82 on: September 24, 2018, 08:29:23 PM
Mmmmm chocolate. What kind are you thinking of wspeed? We are eating Roses atm  :drool:
I was thinking a bag of peanut M&Ms :drool:
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Reply #83 on: September 24, 2018, 08:30:01 PM
Mmmmm chocolate. What kind are you thinking of wspeed? We are eating Roses atm  :drool:
I was thinking a bag of peanut M&Ms :drool:
Had those today!

Freebie at Bosch too...


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Reply #84 on: September 24, 2018, 08:30:54 PM
Mmmmm chocolate. What kind are you thinking of wspeed? We are eating Roses atm  :drool:
I was thinking a bag of peanut M&Ms :drool:
Had those today!

Freebie at Bosch too...
You are so lucky  :tu: :D
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #85 on: September 24, 2018, 08:33:04 PM
Mmmmm chocolate. What kind are you thinking of wspeed? We are eating Roses atm  :drool:
I was thinking a bag of peanut M&Ms :drool:
Yum! Our local shops sells M&M&M's which are like M&M's but one nicer.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #86 on: September 24, 2018, 08:34:53 PM
Or just Chinese clones of doubting quality...


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Reply #87 on: September 24, 2018, 08:38:23 PM
Or just Chinese clones of doubting quality...
No, official M&M&M's. Don't you have them in Belgium? They're delish.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #88 on: September 24, 2018, 08:39:48 PM
No, selling fake products is illegal here.


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Reply #89 on: September 24, 2018, 08:41:50 PM
OR.....Belgians can't accept that M&M&M's are the most high quality confectionary known to mankind?
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