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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #90 on: September 24, 2018, 08:46:03 PM
C'mon Sarge! Get your head in the game! We're not playing barbies here.

Wspeed- more proper bricks.  None of that lego smurf.
Pabs, more middencakes pronto. Stat.

Sarge take that ridiculous maids costume off and concentrate godammit!

I'm Madame Cholet, Sarge and Dr Professor etc are having a bathroom break... taking their time about it too?


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Reply #91 on: September 24, 2018, 08:48:21 PM
I still want chocolate  :D
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Reply #92 on: September 24, 2018, 08:51:45 PM


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Reply #93 on: September 24, 2018, 08:59:20 PM
This anti-derailment department really needs competent assistance...any ideas?
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Reply #94 on: September 24, 2018, 09:02:17 PM
Yeah, it's all getting a bit too much really. I'm going to have to start writing kill lists or something...


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Reply #95 on: September 24, 2018, 09:10:28 PM
Chocolate  :drool: :drool:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #96 on: September 24, 2018, 09:17:12 PM
C'mon Sarge! Get your head in the game! We're not playing barbies here.

Wspeed- more proper bricks.  None of that lego smurf.
Pabs, more middencakes pronto. Stat.

Sarge take that ridiculous maids costume off and concentrate godammit!

I'm Madame Cholet, Sarge and Dr Professor etc are having a bathroom break... taking their time about it too?
Why, Madam Cholet, may I say how delicious and fetching you're looking tonight. A beautiful womble such as yourself shouldn't be roaming Wimbleden Common alone. May I have the privilege of accompanying you while you womble free?
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #97 on: September 24, 2018, 09:20:46 PM
C'mon Sarge! Get your head in the game! We're not playing barbies here.

Wspeed- more proper bricks.  None of that lego smurf.
Pabs, more middencakes pronto. Stat.

Sarge take that ridiculous maids costume off and concentrate godammit!

I'm Madame Cholet, Sarge and Dr Professor etc are having a bathroom break... taking their time about it too?
Why, Madam Cholet, may I say how delicious and fetching you're looking tonight. A beautiful womble such as yourself shouldn't be roaming Wimbleden Common alone. May I have the privilege of accompanying you while you womble free?

Sounds perverted... is that ryming slang for something?

Edit: If you want me to do the voice, that's extra.
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Reply #98 on: September 24, 2018, 09:21:20 PM
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Reply #99 on: September 24, 2018, 09:56:36 PM
My neighbour Darren Mattingly has offered the use of his outside lavvy for a prison until I work out how to stick all these bricks together.  I might just pile them up over the prisoners.  That'll work just as well.

OK, can the following forum members line up and lie in this ditch while I pile bricks on top of you?

Pabs
Mechy
Doolittle
MMR
Wspeed
Marc
Dutch

It's gonna be a cold cold night so cuddle up close to each other.  There's middencakes for breakfast served by Fuzzy Madam Cholet and then a course of treatment from Dr Professor.

It's been a good first day. The numbers speak for themselves; derailment is down by 78%. They main offenders are all in a ditch being covered with bricks so I think Sarge and myself have earned a swift half down the local before turning in for the night.  Tonight is extra special because I have a date with Madam Cholet! Don't wait up!  :cheers:
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Reply #100 on: September 24, 2018, 10:01:02 PM
Only if you pay for my Eurostar ticket and arrange payed abscense from work.


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #101 on: September 24, 2018, 10:04:59 PM
You can suck on a brick. ;) haHA!! Anyone? :nanadance:



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Reply #102 on: September 24, 2018, 10:07:12 PM
Just so we're clear Mags, this isn't a kill list is it?

Pabs
Mechy
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MMR
Wspeed
Marc
Dutch

Anyway, I'll get me bag and lippy...


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Reply #103 on: September 24, 2018, 10:11:06 PM
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Reply #104 on: September 24, 2018, 10:11:48 PM
I´m in !

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Reply #105 on: September 24, 2018, 10:18:25 PM
Welcome Ron!

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Reply #106 on: September 24, 2018, 10:21:11 PM
Nice one Ron  :like: :tu:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #107 on: September 24, 2018, 10:23:44 PM
Nice going on derailing this thread.  :tu:

I accidentally told a bunch of people that I like Paisley. :facepalm:
I meant to say parsley.
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Reply #108 on: September 24, 2018, 10:24:27 PM
Ron Who. Well well well. Decided to turn yourself in before we got to you eh? That'll look good in front of the judge.  Also if you dob in any accomplices we can look at areduced sentence in Darren Mattinglys outside lav rather than a week under a pile of bricks. Also you'll only have to eat one middencake a day rather than two.

Right! Off on my date with the lovely, glamorous and, I've heard it said, willing Madam Cholet. The womble of my dreams.

Night night all.
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Reply #109 on: September 24, 2018, 10:32:05 PM
Can I keep my twix bar :think:
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Reply #110 on: September 24, 2018, 10:40:56 PM
Ron Who. Well well well. Decided to turn yourself in before we got to you eh? That'll look good in front of the judge.  Also if you dob in any accomplices we can look at areduced sentence in Darren Mattinglys outside lav rather than a week under a pile of bricks. Also you'll only have to eat one middencake a day rather than two.

Right! Off on my date with the lovely, glamorous and, I've heard it said, willing Madam Cholet. The womble of my dreams.

Night night all.

I will give you a full list of die hard derailers but I´ll need a safe house and lots of money.

PS And you won´t get me ´cause I´m in full camo.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #111 on: September 24, 2018, 10:41:34 PM
Can I keep my twix bar :think:
munch munch eh what? Ummm............. no?
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Reply #112 on: September 24, 2018, 10:43:59 PM
Can I keep my twix bar :think:
munch munch eh what? Ummm............. no?
But but I was keeping it for breakfast  ???
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Reply #113 on: September 24, 2018, 10:47:46 PM
Can I keep my twix bar :think:
munch munch eh what? Ummm............. no?
But but I was keeping it for breakfast  ???
You can have my remaining m&m's :hug:


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Reply #114 on: September 24, 2018, 10:49:36 PM
Thanks Mechanickal  :cheers:
Just don’t show them to magentus  :D
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Reply #115 on: September 24, 2018, 10:52:03 PM
They're hidden somewhere he will never find them! 8)


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #116 on: September 24, 2018, 10:52:45 PM
I have a few derailleurs in the garage. See if you can spot any in this pic.

But ... you'll never take me alive Copper !  :police:
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Reply #117 on: September 24, 2018, 10:54:37 PM
I have a few derailleurs in the garage. See if you can spot any in this pic.

But ... you'll never take me alive Copper !  :police:
Rear wheels.
Both of them...


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Reply #118 on: September 24, 2018, 10:59:20 PM
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I will give you a full list of die hard derailers but I´ll need a safe house and lots of money.


Here´s https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=mlist the list.

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Reply #119 on: September 24, 2018, 11:04:00 PM
I have a few derailleurs in the garage. See if you can spot any in this pic.

But ... you'll never take me alive Copper !  :police:
Rear wheels.
Both of them...

Damn. It's a fair cop !
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