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Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy

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Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
on: September 24, 2018, 10:32:31 PM
To quote Sir Fuzzington Fuzzlington Fuzzbucket elsewhere:

"Now there's a BRILLIANT title (excellent pic by the way) for an exciting fast paced maverick police/detective show... like Starsky and Hutch!!! I hear the theme music now..."

So, I'm pitching Fags and Muzzy as a gritty but warm TV Cop show.

Set in the fictional town of Middenmarket it charts day to day life for two inextricably linked but incomprehensibly different policemen. Think Cagney and Lacey but with less glamour and more bucolic.

Fags Carter is a gnarly Detective with a difficult home life and a wife who regularly threatens him with The Lasso of Truth. He is struggling to adjust to Vaping in the midden age.

Muzzy Prince is a warm hearted Detective with a drink problem who regularly mislays his kit in the fields outside his home.

I'm thinking of casting Magentus as Carter and Fuzzbucket as Prince but I'm interested in casting a few support characters. I'm hoping to cast a fatherly desk Sergeant (think Hill Street Blues but with a farming theme) and some other support characters.

Any takers?
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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #1 on: September 24, 2018, 10:35:15 PM
 I'll do it but you've got to give me 24 hours and I'll do it My Way Dammit.
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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #2 on: September 24, 2018, 10:45:26 PM
Fag...s

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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #3 on: September 24, 2018, 10:48:00 PM

Any takers?

Can I be Dr. Who the forensic speSmurfpillst with several disturbances of the mind?


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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #5 on: September 24, 2018, 10:51:25 PM
Sure!

Naturaly...


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Now might refer to him as "fagentus"


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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #7 on: September 24, 2018, 10:55:46 PM

Any takers?

Can I be Dr. Who the forensic speSmurfpillst with several disturbances of the mind?

Sounds like I can write a proper subplot that will make it into Series 2 Ron. The part's yours if we can deal with the copyright business.
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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #8 on: September 24, 2018, 10:57:34 PM
I can be "Techy"

The gizmo guy that provides fags and muzzy with some... gizmos...


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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #9 on: September 24, 2018, 11:02:00 PM
I can be "Techy"

The gizmo guy that provides fags and muzzy with some... gizmos...

Great. A cross between James Bonds Q and Brains out of Thunderbirds ?*

Some rustic tech would be excellent.

*but no strings attached obviously
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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #10 on: September 24, 2018, 11:04:11 PM

Any takers?

Can I be Dr. Who the forensic speSmurfpillst with several disturbances of the mind?

Sounds like I can write a proper subplot that will make it into Series 2 Ron. The part's yours if we can deal with the copyright business.

My twin brother Dr. No covers the business end of things  :cheers:


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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #11 on: September 24, 2018, 11:06:41 PM

Any takers?

Can I be Dr. Who the forensic speSmurfpillst with several disturbances of the mind?

Sounds like I can write a proper subplot that will make it into Series 2 Ron. The part's yours if we can deal with the copyright business.

My twin brother Dr. No covers the business end of things  :cheers:

 :rofl: Now I'm thinking we can have a series long subplot of mistaken identity. I like it !
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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #12 on: September 24, 2018, 11:07:46 PM
I can be "Techy"

The gizmo guy that provides fags and muzzy with some... gizmos...

I´ll need gizmos too.

And stuff for cutting up corpses.  :D


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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #13 on: September 24, 2018, 11:09:25 PM
Can I have a moustache?
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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #14 on: September 24, 2018, 11:12:34 PM
I can be "Techy"

The gizmo guy that provides fags and muzzy with some... gizmos...

I´ll need gizmos too.

And stuff for cutting up corpses.  :D

Sounds like you need a Lair and some Laser gizmo's
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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #15 on: September 24, 2018, 11:13:48 PM
Can I have a moustache?

Yes but only if you wax it.
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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #16 on: September 24, 2018, 11:14:43 PM
I can be "Techy"

The gizmo guy that provides fags and muzzy with some... gizmos...

Great. A cross between James Bonds Q and Brains out of Thunderbirds ?*

Some rustic tech would be excellent.

*but no strings attached obviously

Excellent, but he can't relate with women due to a life changing accident involving one of his more private gizmos... I imagine there'd be like a special flashback type episode later in season three or something... you know the ones that audiences don't really like...


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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #17 on: September 24, 2018, 11:18:00 PM
Can I have a moustache?

No... I think I should have the tache Mags, you should have a mullet... or a perm...


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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #18 on: September 24, 2018, 11:26:17 PM
Hey Techy I´ll need a device to resurrect dead coppers, and maybe some criminals. It´s OK if it looks like an MRI scanner but it´s got to have 8 robot arms to do weird stuff.


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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #19 on: September 24, 2018, 11:26:50 PM
Ooooh.  :D
At least if no one will cast me as something, I’ll watching the smurf out of this thing. :popcorn:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #20 on: September 24, 2018, 11:33:04 PM
Can I have a moustache?

No... I think I should have the tache Mags, you should have a mullet... or a perm...
Ok, I'll go for a permed mullet, but I want a scar too.

Pabs could be the Huggy Bear character.
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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #21 on: September 24, 2018, 11:35:58 PM
Can I have a moustache?

No... I think I should have the tache Mags, you should have a mullet... or a perm...
Ok, I'll go for a permed mullet, but I want a scar too.

Pabs could be the Huggy Bear character.

Well... obviously Pabs is the young streetwise, jive talking fixer/urchin... who's brutal murder acts as a catalyst bonding the two main protagonists in episode two.


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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #22 on: September 24, 2018, 11:38:12 PM
Don´t worry Pablo I´ll fix you up with my new FrankenDevice.


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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #23 on: September 24, 2018, 11:39:33 PM
O.o
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #24 on: September 24, 2018, 11:40:21 PM
I don’t like this, it sounds like I’ll only be on two or three episodes out of 3 seasons. :twak:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #25 on: September 24, 2018, 11:40:36 PM
Don´t worry Pablo I´ll fix you up with my new FrankenDevice.

See! This is all gelling together beautifully!  :2tu:


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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #26 on: September 24, 2018, 11:41:46 PM
There may be some side effects.


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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #27 on: September 24, 2018, 11:42:42 PM
Madam Cholet could be the love interest who stretches the bonds of friendship to breaking point before Fags steps aside allowing Muzzy and Madam Cholet to get married (will need a CGI budget for that) and when they have a kid that could be played by  Pabs as well.  This will suggest that huggy bear is the real father and had an affair with Madam Cholet before his brutal murder. That opens the way for a heartbreaking scene where Fags talks Muzzy down from the window ledge and they become partners again.
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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #28 on: September 24, 2018, 11:43:21 PM
I don’t want to be a drooling zombie, I want a more traditional cop/csi show role.  :D
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Pitching for a new TV Cop Show: Fags and Muzzy
Reply #29 on: September 24, 2018, 11:44:01 PM
And mags, the only kid I look young enough to play is a 17 year old.! :D
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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