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What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread

ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
on: October 06, 2018, 02:51:11 PM
I often come across Kickstarter tools, either while looking at Kickstarter itself or in FB ads, Instagram ads etc, and I always take the time to look at them.  After all, you never know what the next great thing will be, right?

Today's installment is the Rocky Belt:

https://www.rockybelt.com

Its basically a high tech fanny pack (bum bag to some of you) that seems like a great solution to a problem no one on the planet was having.  Luckily the inventor has an attractive girlfriend willing to walk around with this monstrosity on so that people will actually pay attention.   :facepalm:

Plus I have to imagine that with a battery large enough to charge a laptop, it has to be quite heavy.

I wonder when we will see Dave Canterbury wearing one of these as an essential piece of survival gear on TV?

I think I'll pass on this one, but I figured I'd at least pass it on to everyone here in case anyone feels differently!

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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #1 on: October 06, 2018, 03:45:30 PM
You can get all those functions separate in a backpack and just use a flashlight or headlamp like normal people so I agree with you Boss, it does seem like a solution to a problem no one has.

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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #2 on: October 06, 2018, 04:01:44 PM
So this is an actual product, and not a joke, right? I mean seriously, who would buy such a monstrosity?

Kickstarter? Why bother, something like this would sell better on late night prepaid programming.


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #3 on: October 06, 2018, 04:12:35 PM
If I were much much younger I'd totally want that Batman Belt. 
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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #4 on: October 06, 2018, 04:18:51 PM
 :rofl:. That's ridiculous.


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #5 on: October 06, 2018, 04:26:39 PM
Reminds me of Data from The Goonies

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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #6 on: October 06, 2018, 05:58:28 PM
No joke about being a monstrosity  :o  ???


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #7 on: October 06, 2018, 06:04:42 PM
For the love of God...  :facepalm:


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #8 on: October 06, 2018, 06:06:02 PM
 :facepalm:  :rofl:


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #9 on: October 06, 2018, 07:09:37 PM
 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :gimme:


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #10 on: October 06, 2018, 08:11:36 PM
Does it come with a bottle opener?


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #11 on: October 06, 2018, 08:59:04 PM
I don't think there's a bottle opener on it.

Along a similar vein, I think I wouldn't mind seeing a backpack with an LED light built into one or both shoulder straps, perhaps connected to a solar panel on top to charge the battery.  I would consider that long before I tried something like this one.

This is actually the second belt I had seen advertised today- the other one was a normal belt with a small folding blade in a removable part of the belt buckle.  And, because it had a small blade AND held your pants up, it was called a multitool.   :facepalm:

Unfortunately I didnt get a screenshot of it, but I will if I see it again.

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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #12 on: October 06, 2018, 09:16:39 PM
That belt reminded me of powered air purifying respirators. Those also got a huge batteries, but of course just one vital but slightly boring function. They are actually quite comfy to wear despite the weight though.

This is actually the second belt I had seen advertised today- the other one was a normal belt with a small folding blade in a removable part of the belt buckle.  And, because it had a small blade AND held your pants up, it was called a multitool.   :facepalm:

Those kind of things can get one in expensive or serious legal trouble many places as they would be regarded as a concealed knife. Then again, these days anything with a blade seems enough to land someone somewhere in trouble.

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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #13 on: October 06, 2018, 10:27:43 PM
 :facepalm:


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #14 on: October 06, 2018, 10:39:34 PM
For the love of God...  :facepalm:


Does my bum look big in this?

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Where did you think they stored the batteries for all the bells and whistles ... ?    ::)


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #15 on: October 06, 2018, 11:07:24 PM
For the love of God...  :facepalm:


Does my bum look big in this?

(Image removed from quote.)

Where did you think they stored the batteries for all the bells and whistles ... ?    ::)

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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #16 on: October 07, 2018, 12:16:03 AM
 :rofl:


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #17 on: October 07, 2018, 03:09:09 AM
If they include the woman modeling it, sure.  :D


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #18 on: October 07, 2018, 05:52:19 AM
 :oops:
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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #19 on: October 07, 2018, 02:05:54 PM
When you search on kickstarter for it nothing comes up


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #20 on: October 07, 2018, 05:53:10 PM
Before buying this, make sure you have a nice, fat a$$ to keep it from sliding down to your knee. They need to go back to the drawing table and add belt loops to this, so flat a$$ like me can wear a belt to hold up this belt  :tu: Oh, and I want a chest version too. I can rock a Pacific Rim robot costume this Halloween  >:D


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #21 on: October 07, 2018, 07:14:58 PM
Wait.

They're serious? I saw the power outlet and just laughed.
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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #22 on: October 07, 2018, 07:31:04 PM
Before buying this, make sure you have a nice, fat a$$ to keep it from sliding down to your knee. They need to go back to the drawing table and add belt loops to this, so flat a$$ like me can wear a belt to hold up this belt  :tu: Oh, and I want a chest version too. I can rock a Pacific Rim robot costume this Halloween  >:D

There's probably a suspenders addon that you can get if you pay extra!

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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #23 on: October 08, 2018, 03:27:12 AM
This is the fancy belt buckle knife that I posted about above.

https://mgear.io/

I'm not sure how it qualifies as a multitool though- it seems more like a concealed weapon to me.   :facepalm:

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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #24 on: October 08, 2018, 08:20:58 AM
This is the fancy belt buckle knife that I posted about above.

https://mgear.io/

I'm not sure how it qualifies as a multitool though- it seems more like a concealed weapon to me.   :facepalm:

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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #25 on: October 08, 2018, 12:34:13 PM
Wow :facepalm:  :rofl:


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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #26 on: October 08, 2018, 05:16:00 PM
SIGH.  If the maker was serious this product would actually reflect it.  I hope they sell billions of dollars worth.  I'll restate I'd love one as a kid playing batman but seeing how I am not a youngish woman I'll pass.   
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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #27 on: October 14, 2018, 05:18:10 AM
Anyone else annoyed that it has speakers?

The last thing I want when I go hiking/camping is to listen to some idiot blaring stupid music and scaring off the wildlife.
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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #28 on: October 14, 2018, 12:41:53 PM
Well, in that case, at least the wildlife won’t get friendly with and probably killed by said idiots. :)
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Re: What do you think? The Kickstarter Thread
Reply #29 on: October 14, 2018, 01:14:10 PM
If it came with a cape I'd buy it  :rofl:
Oh and we all like to have stuff for those just in case moments but an AC outlet wow  :think: yes yes the times I've wished I'd brought my hair dryer hiking with me  :dunno:
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