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Victorinox relocating to UK

00 Offline Thunderpants

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Victorinox relocating to UK
on: April 01, 2019, 11:34:54 AM
I don't know if you guys heard this already but it as a result of this Brexit saga Swiss companies will now find it cheaper to manufacture in the UK. A press release earlier today said that Victorinox plans to move its entire production line from Ibach, Switzerland,  to Sunderland in the north of England.
"Sunderland used to make ships, now it will make the world famous Swiss Army Knife," said interim director Kenny Käseloch. "In fact, we intend to rebrand ourselves the Sunderland Army Knife."
Most production personnel at Ibach will keep their jobs, relocating with their families to Sunderland, one of the sunniest parts of Britain. "I don't mind moving," said Spartan speSmurfpillst Inge Zahnfee. "We Swiss grow up speaking a variety of languages. German, French, Italian, and Geordie. We'll fit right in."


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Re: Victorinox relocating to UK
Reply #1 on: April 01, 2019, 11:36:24 AM
What was the date of the press release?


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Re: Victorinox relocating to UK
Reply #2 on: April 01, 2019, 11:40:28 AM
Lol  :like:
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Re: Victorinox relocating to UK
Reply #3 on: April 01, 2019, 11:42:16 AM
 :rofl: :like:
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Re: Victorinox relocating to UK
Reply #4 on: April 01, 2019, 11:57:54 AM
Good one :rofl:

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Re: Victorinox relocating to UK
Reply #5 on: April 01, 2019, 03:17:28 PM


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Re: Victorinox relocating to UK
Reply #6 on: April 01, 2019, 03:25:37 PM
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Re: Victorinox relocating to UK
Reply #7 on: April 01, 2019, 03:48:42 PM
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Re: Victorinox relocating to UK
Reply #8 on: April 01, 2019, 04:08:49 PM
...Kenny Käseloch.
...Inge Zahnfee.
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Suppose, they speak Geordie.   :woohoo:

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Re: Victorinox relocating to UK
Reply #9 on: April 01, 2019, 11:39:57 PM
I suppose we will have to call them UKAKs now??

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Re: Victorinox relocating to UK
Reply #10 on: April 01, 2019, 11:50:59 PM
1 x 4 x19   

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Re: Victorinox relocating to UK
Reply #11 on: April 02, 2019, 02:45:23 AM
I will decloak long enough to say "Feh! Feh at you, sir!"
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