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Where is Magentus? 1091

Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,490 motionless wheel, nothing is real
Where is Magentus?
« on: January 20, 2019, 12:28:09 AM »
Anyone know? Any rumours, speculation, unverified allegations, or outlandish conspiracy theories?  :think: ???
Global Moderator He Who Has The Most Nuts, Wins! Posts: 54,090
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2019, 12:30:47 AM »
He was showing active just a couple hours ago :salute: He has been around just not posted as much in the last while :cheers:
Global Moderator He Who Has The Most Nuts, Wins! Posts: 54,090
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2019, 12:31:24 AM »
I am sure a PM from you to him may bring him out of the wood work :tu:
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Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2019, 12:43:14 AM »
I heard the crew of the U-boat had locked him in his stateroom after he put too much salt in the porridge......  :dunno:

The crew may be feeling a bit envious of Medical Bill's adventures and freedom. Just sayin'....
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,490 motionless wheel, nothing is real
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2019, 12:58:45 AM »
I am sure a PM from you to him may bring him out of the wood work :tu:

Or scare him into a lengthy hibernation!  :ahhh
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,490 motionless wheel, nothing is real
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2019, 12:59:48 AM »
I heard the crew of the U-boat had locked him in his stateroom after he put too much salt in the porridge......  :dunno:

The crew may be feeling a bit envious of Medical Bill's adventures and freedom. Just sayin'....

Yep, oversalted stuff sucks, I'm hip.  :tu:
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,490 motionless wheel, nothing is real
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2019, 01:00:30 AM »
Does he still like us?  :'(
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,578
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2019, 01:27:25 AM »
He’ll show up...you can never keep a good man down!  :hatsoff:
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 11,552
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2019, 01:57:48 AM »
Vacuum tube failure in the radio room :facepalm:

Barry
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Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2019, 01:59:59 AM »
They're still using vacuum tubes?   :facepalm:
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 11,552
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2019, 04:09:28 AM »
 :rofl: Mags is!!

Barry
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Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2019, 11:03:51 AM »
They're still using vacuum tubes?   :facepalm:
I thought it was clockwork. ???

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,490 motionless wheel, nothing is real
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2019, 11:23:14 AM »
They're still using vacuum tubes?   :facepalm:
I thought it was clockwork. ???

The rubber band needs to be rewound every couple of months. It's a hybrid.  :D
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,791
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2019, 12:20:51 PM »
Meh... who cares, I never liked him anyway.

Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,791
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2019, 12:55:10 PM »
I've heard, and from a very reliable source too (me), that he's picked-up a rather nasty and frankly hugely embarrassing disease.

Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,490 motionless wheel, nothing is real
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2019, 01:13:21 PM »
I've heard, and from a very reliable source too (me), that he's picked-up a rather nasty and frankly hugely embarrassing disease.

You have answered my next question, which was going to be 'Where is Fuzzbucket?'...  :tu:

Does the rumour mill specify the type of disease? Is it smelly? Can we catch it over the forum?  :ahhh
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,791
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2019, 01:36:28 PM »
I've heard, and from a very reliable source too (me), that he's picked-up a rather nasty and frankly hugely embarrassing disease.

You have answered my next question, which was going to be 'Where is Fuzzbucket?'...  :tu:

Does the rumour mill specify the type of disease? Is it smelly? Can we catch it over the forum?  :ahhh

Oh aye - very very smelly!

Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,791
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2019, 01:40:43 PM »
I've heard, and from a very reliable source too (me), that he's picked-up a rather nasty and frankly hugely embarrassing disease.

You have answered my next question, which was going to be 'Where is Fuzzbucket?'...  :tu:

Does the rumour mill specify the type of disease? Is it smelly? Can we catch it over the forum?  :ahhh

I know that there's been many many great advancements in the cybersex industry, but I'm pretty sure you won't be able to contract his foul affliction over the Internet... especially if you practice safe cybersex.

Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,791
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2019, 01:46:59 PM »
Anyway... pestilence is the least of his problems at the moment, it's the police he ought be worried about!  :ahhh

Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,490 motionless wheel, nothing is real
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2019, 02:22:13 PM »
Anyway... pestilence is the least of his problems at the moment, it's the police he ought be worried about!  :ahhh

Maybe, I know the U boat is capable of warp 7, they better have something faster.  :tu:
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,490 motionless wheel, nothing is real
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2019, 02:22:41 PM »
Or was it 7 knots?  :think:
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 12,224
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2019, 04:47:07 PM »
6 days isn't that long :whistle:

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Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,856
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2019, 04:48:16 PM »
I should not have made fun about dragons me thinks  :facepalm:

Anyhow, who knows what dangers they're going through deep down in the seas every day  :dunno:

Zombie Apprentice Posts: 12,224
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2019, 05:00:27 PM »
Poor Farmer X :(

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Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 8,213
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2019, 06:13:00 PM »
Does he still like us?  :'(

Pretty sure he hates us awl. :'(

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Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2019, 06:15:48 PM »
He is looking for the miscreant that ate all his strawberry icecream............... :whistle:

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Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2019, 07:23:27 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:

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Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 5,791
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2019, 09:01:57 PM »
Right... just spoke to Mags and he's just having a little break...

... Nothing at all to do with: sexually transmitted diseases, tax evasion, money laundry, dirty laundry, Darren Mattingly's second cousin, the till register at RS McColls, accidently following through, accidental or deliberate irradiation of a U-boat for a laugh, driving (U-boat) while uninsured, Darren Mattingly's Mum and a pair of binoculars, shoplifting, encouraging minors to shoplift, that incident with Vauxhall Cavalier, that incident with Darren Mattingly's dog, accidental or deliberate off-gassing, boring holes in toilet cubicles, Ebola, setting fire to Cost Cutter's bins for a laugh, sniffing glue, encouraging others to sniff glue, setting fire...
« Last Edit: January 20, 2019, 09:03:01 PM by Fuzzbucket »

Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here... Posts: 48,451
Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2019, 09:11:44 PM »
Thanks for letting us know Fuzzy  :cheers: :like:

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Re: Where is Magentus?
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2019, 09:14:19 PM »
Glad to hear he's ok........ :tu:

 

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