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Where is Magentus?

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Where is Magentus?
on: January 20, 2019, 12:28:09 AM
Anyone know? Any rumours, speculation, unverified allegations, or outlandish conspiracy theories?  :think: ???


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #1 on: January 20, 2019, 12:30:47 AM
He was showing active just a couple hours ago :salute: He has been around just not posted as much in the last while :cheers:


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #2 on: January 20, 2019, 12:31:24 AM
I am sure a PM from you to him may bring him out of the wood work :tu:


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #3 on: January 20, 2019, 12:43:14 AM
I heard the crew of the U-boat had locked him in his stateroom after he put too much salt in the porridge......  :dunno:

The crew may be feeling a bit envious of Medical Bill's adventures and freedom. Just sayin'....


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #4 on: January 20, 2019, 12:58:45 AM
I am sure a PM from you to him may bring him out of the wood work :tu:

Or scare him into a lengthy hibernation!  :ahhh


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #5 on: January 20, 2019, 12:59:48 AM
I heard the crew of the U-boat had locked him in his stateroom after he put too much salt in the porridge......  :dunno:

The crew may be feeling a bit envious of Medical Bill's adventures and freedom. Just sayin'....

Yep, oversalted stuff sucks, I'm hip.  :tu:


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #6 on: January 20, 2019, 01:00:30 AM
Does he still like us?  :cry:


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #7 on: January 20, 2019, 01:27:25 AM
He’ll show up...you can never keep a good man down!  :hatsoff:


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #8 on: January 20, 2019, 01:57:48 AM
Vacuum tube failure in the radio room :facepalm:
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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #9 on: January 20, 2019, 01:59:59 AM
They're still using vacuum tubes?   :facepalm:


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #10 on: January 20, 2019, 04:09:28 AM
 :rofl: Mags is!!
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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #11 on: January 20, 2019, 11:03:51 AM
They're still using vacuum tubes?   :facepalm:
I thought it was clockwork. ???
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #12 on: January 20, 2019, 11:23:14 AM
They're still using vacuum tubes?   :facepalm:
I thought it was clockwork. ???

The rubber band needs to be rewound every couple of months. It's a hybrid.  :D


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #13 on: January 20, 2019, 12:20:51 PM
Meh... who cares, I never liked him anyway.


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #14 on: January 20, 2019, 12:55:10 PM
I've heard, and from a very reliable source too (me), that he's picked-up a rather nasty and frankly hugely embarrassing disease.


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #15 on: January 20, 2019, 01:13:21 PM
I've heard, and from a very reliable source too (me), that he's picked-up a rather nasty and frankly hugely embarrassing disease.

You have answered my next question, which was going to be 'Where is Fuzzbucket?'...  :tu:

Does the rumour mill specify the type of disease? Is it smelly? Can we catch it over the forum?  :ahhh


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #16 on: January 20, 2019, 01:36:28 PM
I've heard, and from a very reliable source too (me), that he's picked-up a rather nasty and frankly hugely embarrassing disease.

You have answered my next question, which was going to be 'Where is Fuzzbucket?'...  :tu:

Does the rumour mill specify the type of disease? Is it smelly? Can we catch it over the forum?  :ahhh

Oh aye - very very smelly!


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #17 on: January 20, 2019, 01:40:43 PM
I've heard, and from a very reliable source too (me), that he's picked-up a rather nasty and frankly hugely embarrassing disease.

You have answered my next question, which was going to be 'Where is Fuzzbucket?'...  :tu:

Does the rumour mill specify the type of disease? Is it smelly? Can we catch it over the forum?  :ahhh

I know that there's been many many great advancements in the cybersex industry, but I'm pretty sure you won't be able to contract his foul affliction over the Internet... especially if you practice safe cybersex.


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #18 on: January 20, 2019, 01:46:59 PM
Anyway... pestilence is the least of his problems at the moment, it's the police he ought be worried about!  :ahhh


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #19 on: January 20, 2019, 02:22:13 PM
Anyway... pestilence is the least of his problems at the moment, it's the police he ought be worried about!  :ahhh

Maybe, I know the U boat is capable of warp 7, they better have something faster.  :tu:


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #20 on: January 20, 2019, 02:22:41 PM
Or was it 7 knots?  :think:


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #21 on: January 20, 2019, 04:47:07 PM
6 days isn't that long :whistle:


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #22 on: January 20, 2019, 04:48:16 PM
I should not have made fun about dragons me thinks  :facepalm:

Anyhow, who knows what dangers they're going through deep down in the seas every day  :dunno:



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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #23 on: January 20, 2019, 05:00:27 PM
Poor Farmer X :(


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #24 on: January 20, 2019, 06:13:00 PM
Does he still like us?  :cry:

Pretty sure he hates us awl. :cry:
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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #25 on: January 20, 2019, 06:15:48 PM
He is looking for the miscreant that ate all his strawberry icecream............... :whistle:
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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #26 on: January 20, 2019, 07:23:27 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #27 on: January 20, 2019, 09:01:57 PM
Right... just spoke to Mags and he's just having a little break...

... Nothing at all to do with: sexually transmitted diseases, tax evasion, money laundry, dirty laundry, Darren Mattingly's second cousin, the till register at RS McColls, accidently following through, accidental or deliberate irradiation of a U-boat for a laugh, driving (U-boat) while uninsured, Darren Mattingly's Mum and a pair of binoculars, shoplifting, encouraging minors to shoplift, that incident with Vauxhall Cavalier, that incident with Darren Mattingly's dog, accidental or deliberate off-gassing, boring holes in toilet cubicles, Ebola, setting fire to Cost Cutter's bins for a laugh, sniffing glue, encouraging others to sniff glue, setting fire...
« Last Edit: January 20, 2019, 09:03:01 PM by Fuzzbucket »


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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #28 on: January 20, 2019, 09:11:44 PM
Thanks for letting us know Fuzzy  :cheers: :like:
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Re: Where is Magentus?
Reply #29 on: January 20, 2019, 09:14:19 PM
Glad to hear he's ok........ :tu:


 

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