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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #540 on: April 29, 2019, 01:17:18 PM
Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #541 on: April 29, 2019, 02:46:35 PM
Baxe


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #542 on: April 29, 2019, 04:28:28 PM
Did we just abandon the list now?


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #543 on: April 29, 2019, 04:34:22 PM
No we need the list :tu:
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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #544 on: April 29, 2019, 04:37:23 PM
01 - Fuzzy - Killer
02 - Wspeed - Thumper
03 - Wspeed - the judge
04 - RF52 - Tor (the scandinavian Thor)
05 - RF52 - Giantsbane
06 - Nix - Longbeard
07 - Nix - Axistential Crisis
08 - Nix - Imperfector
09 - Wspeed - Hacker
10 - Nix - Monēta  (Greek goddess of memory. And let's face it, dat axe iz money!)
11 - Nix - Shiner (in honor of Jack Nicholson in  The Shining)
12 - Borg - Axcalibur
13 - Wspeed - Axebaiter
14 - Styx - Bura (the name of a wind here that can blow up to 170km/h, so it tends to cut down things in it's path)
15 - Syncop8r - Bleeder
16 - Syncop8r - Shinstriker
17 - Syncop8r - Limb Liberator
18 - Syncop8r - Eunuchmaker
19 - Syncop8r - FindFuzzy'sFingers
20 - Nix - Occam's Axe
21 - Syncop8r - Axe Nicely
22 - SteveC  - The Incisor
23 - SteveC - The Toe Trimmer
24 - SteveC - Glockenspiel  ( Just cause I like to say it out loud   :D )
25 - Nix - Hume's Axiom (sometimes shortened to 'Haxiom'.)
26 - Borg -  Stinco la fatica
27 - Syncop8r - Slicer
28 - Syncop8r - Slicey McSliceface
29 - Syncop8r - Digit Divider
30 - TazzieRob - Ascia (Italian for Axe)
31 - TazzieRob - The Godfather (staying with the Italian theme)
32 - TazzieRob - The Hunt for Red Choptober
33 - TazzieRob - Choppy McChopface
34 - Wspeed - Axeamus
35 - Wspeed - Chopper
36 - Wspeed - Battle Axe
37 - Wspeed - Brutalizer
38 - Nix - Axnihilator
39 - Wspeed - Your Mother
40 - Nix - Axraham
41 - Nix - Shakesaxe
42 - Nix - Axecutioner
43 - SteveC -  The Highland Hatchet  ( If I win send it to speedy cause he needs all the help he can get  :D )
44 - SteveC -  Fuzzy's aod làmh (gaelic)
45 - Nix - Mickey (Giving a whole new meaning to 'Slipping someone the Mickey'.)
46 - Nix - Plutaxe
47 - Borg - Clugger
48 - Nix - Idaniko
49 - Wspeed - Slayer
50 - Wspeed - Tom
51 - Nix - Kantana
52 - Styx - Renegade
53 - Syncop8r - Axkew
54 - Nix - Nemesis
55 - Fuzzy - Snoopy
56 - TazzieRob - William Wallaxe, The Braveheart
57 - FInixNOver - SlimJim
58 - Wspeed - the Peacemaker
59 - Nix - Canny Pie
60 - styx - Schnapsi
61 - Antti - Baxe
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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #545 on: April 29, 2019, 04:48:21 PM
Aristotle had to be one of the most influential of philosophers of awl time. And as a keen observer of life and axe use, he came up with some real gems when it comes to the philosophy of axe use:




01 - Fuzzy - Killer
02 - Wspeed - Thumper
03 - Wspeed - the judge
04 - RF52 - Tor (the scandinavian Thor)
05 - RF52 - Giantsbane
06 - Nix - Longbeard
07 - Nix - Axistential Crisis
08 - Nix - Imperfector
09 - Wspeed - Hacker
10 - Nix - Monēta  (Greek goddess of memory. And let's face it, dat axe iz money!)
11 - Nix - Shiner (in honor of Jack Nicholson in  The Shining)
12 - Borg - Axcalibur
13 - Wspeed - Axebaiter
14 - Styx - Bura (the name of a wind here that can blow up to 170km/h, so it tends to cut down things in it's path)
15 - Syncop8r - Bleeder
16 - Syncop8r - Shinstriker
17 - Syncop8r - Limb Liberator
18 - Syncop8r - Eunuchmaker
19 - Syncop8r - FindFuzzy'sFingers
20 - Nix - Occam's Axe
21 - Syncop8r - Axe Nicely
22 - SteveC  - The Incisor
23 - SteveC - The Toe Trimmer
24 - SteveC - Glockenspiel  ( Just cause I like to say it out loud   :D )
25 - Nix - Hume's Axiom (sometimes shortened to 'Haxiom'.)
26 - Borg -  Stinco la fatica
27 - Syncop8r - Slicer
28 - Syncop8r - Slicey McSliceface
29 - Syncop8r - Digit Divider
30 - TazzieRob - Ascia (Italian for Axe)
31 - TazzieRob - The Godfather (staying with the Italian theme)
32 - TazzieRob - The Hunt for Red Choptober
33 - TazzieRob - Choppy McChopface
34 - Wspeed - Axeamus
35 - Wspeed - Chopper
36 - Wspeed - Battle Axe
37 - Wspeed - Brutalizer
38 - Nix - Axnihilator
39 - Wspeed - Your Mother
40 - Nix - Axraham
41 - Nix - Shakesaxe
42 - Nix - Axecutioner
43 - SteveC -  The Highland Hatchet  ( If I win send it to speedy cause he needs all the help he can get  :D )
44 - SteveC -  Fuzzy's aod làmh (gaelic)
45 - Nix - Mickey (Giving a whole new meaning to 'Slipping someone the Mickey'.)
46 - Nix - Plutaxe
47 - Borg - Clugger
48 - Nix - Idaniko
49 - Wspeed - Slayer
50 - Wspeed - Tom
51 - Nix - Kantana
52 - Styx - Renegade
53 - Syncop8r - Axkew
54 - Nix - Nemesis
55 - Fuzzy - Snoopy
56 - TazzieRob - William Wallaxe, The Braveheart
57 - FInixNOver - SlimJim
58 - Wspeed - the Peacemaker
59 - Nix - Canny Pie
60 - styx - Schnapsi
61 - Antti - Baxe
62.a - Nix - Wisdom


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #546 on: April 29, 2019, 04:49:36 PM
oops....

Fixed

01 - Fuzzy - Killer
02 - Wspeed - Thumper
03 - Wspeed - the judge
04 - RF52 - Tor (the scandinavian Thor)
05 - RF52 - Giantsbane
06 - Nix - Longbeard
07 - Nix - Axistential Crisis
08 - Nix - Imperfector
09 - Wspeed - Hacker
10 - Nix - Monēta  (Greek goddess of memory. And let's face it, dat axe iz money!)
11 - Nix - Shiner (in honor of Jack Nicholson in  The Shining)
12 - Borg - Axcalibur
13 - Wspeed - Axebaiter
14 - Styx - Bura (the name of a wind here that can blow up to 170km/h, so it tends to cut down things in it's path)
15 - Syncop8r - Bleeder
16 - Syncop8r - Shinstriker
17 - Syncop8r - Limb Liberator
18 - Syncop8r - Eunuchmaker
19 - Syncop8r - FindFuzzy'sFingers
20 - Nix - Occam's Axe
21 - Syncop8r - Axe Nicely
22 - SteveC  - The Incisor
23 - SteveC - The Toe Trimmer
24 - SteveC - Glockenspiel  ( Just cause I like to say it out loud   :D )
25 - Nix - Hume's Axiom (sometimes shortened to 'Haxiom'.)
26 - Borg -  Stinco la fatica
27 - Syncop8r - Slicer
28 - Syncop8r - Slicey McSliceface
29 - Syncop8r - Digit Divider
30 - TazzieRob - Ascia (Italian for Axe)
31 - TazzieRob - The Godfather (staying with the Italian theme)
32 - TazzieRob - The Hunt for Red Choptober
33 - TazzieRob - Choppy McChopface
34 - Wspeed - Axeamus
35 - Wspeed - Chopper
36 - Wspeed - Battle Axe
37 - Wspeed - Brutalizer
38 - Nix - Axnihilator
39 - Wspeed - Your Mother
40 - Nix - Axraham
41 - Nix - Shakesaxe
42 - Nix - Axecutioner
43 - SteveC -  The Highland Hatchet  ( If I win send it to speedy cause he needs all the help he can get  :D )
44 - SteveC -  Fuzzy's aod làmh (gaelic)
45 - Nix - Mickey (Giving a whole new meaning to 'Slipping someone the Mickey'.)
46 - Nix - Plutaxe
47 - Borg - Clugger
48 - Nix - Idaniko
49 - Wspeed - Slayer
50 - Wspeed - Tom
51 - Nix - Kantana
52 - Styx - Renegade
53 - Syncop8r - Axkew
54 - Nix - Nemesis
55 - Fuzzy - Snoopy
56 - TazzieRob - William Wallaxe, The Braveheart
57 - FInixNOver - SlimJim
58 - Wspeed - the Peacemaker
59 - Nix - Canny Pie
60 - styx - Schnapsi
61 - Antti - Baxe
61.a - Nix - Badaxe
62 - Nix - Wisdom


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #547 on: April 29, 2019, 05:29:01 PM
01 - Fuzzy - Killer
02 - Wspeed - Thumper
03 - Wspeed - the judge
04 - RF52 - Tor (the scandinavian Thor)
05 - RF52 - Giantsbane
06 - Nix - Longbeard
07 - Nix - Axistential Crisis
08 - Nix - Imperfector
09 - Wspeed - Hacker
10 - Nix - Monēta  (Greek goddess of memory. And let's face it, dat axe iz money!)
11 - Nix - Shiner (in honor of Jack Nicholson in  The Shining)
12 - Borg - Axcalibur
13 - Wspeed - Axebaiter
14 - Styx - Bura (the name of a wind here that can blow up to 170km/h, so it tends to cut down things in it's path)
15 - Syncop8r - Bleeder
16 - Syncop8r - Shinstriker
17 - Syncop8r - Limb Liberator
18 - Syncop8r - Eunuchmaker
19 - Syncop8r - FindFuzzy'sFingers
20 - Nix - Occam's Axe
21 - Syncop8r - Axe Nicely
22 - SteveC  - The Incisor
23 - SteveC - The Toe Trimmer
24 - SteveC - Glockenspiel  ( Just cause I like to say it out loud   :D )
25 - Nix - Hume's Axiom (sometimes shortened to 'Haxiom'.)
26 - Borg -  Stinco la fatica
27 - Syncop8r - Slicer
28 - Syncop8r - Slicey McSliceface
29 - Syncop8r - Digit Divider
30 - TazzieRob - Ascia (Italian for Axe)
31 - TazzieRob - The Godfather (staying with the Italian theme)
32 - TazzieRob - The Hunt for Red Choptober
33 - TazzieRob - Choppy McChopface
34 - Wspeed - Axeamus
35 - Wspeed - Chopper
36 - Wspeed - Battle Axe
37 - Wspeed - Brutalizer
38 - Nix - Axnihilator
39 - Wspeed - Your Mother
40 - Nix - Axraham
41 - Nix - Shakesaxe
42 - Nix - Axecutioner
43 - SteveC -  The Highland Hatchet  ( If I win send it to speedy cause he needs all the help he can get  :D )
44 - SteveC -  Fuzzy's aod làmh (gaelic)
45 - Nix - Mickey (Giving a whole new meaning to 'Slipping someone the Mickey'.)
46 - Nix - Plutaxe
47 - Borg - Clugger
48 - Nix - Idaniko
49 - Wspeed - Slayer
50 - Wspeed - Tom
51 - Nix - Kantana
52 - Styx - Renegade
53 - Syncop8r - Axkew
54 - Nix - Nemesis
55 - Fuzzy - Snoopy
56 - TazzieRob - William Wallaxe, The Braveheart
57 - FInixNOver - SlimJim
58 - Wspeed - the Peacemaker
59 - Nix - Canny Pie
60 - styx - Schnapsi
61 - Antti - Baxe
61.a - Nix - Badaxe
62 - Nix - Wisdom
63 - Fuzzy - Norman


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #548 on: April 29, 2019, 06:12:36 PM
Uhhhhh....Norman?

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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #549 on: April 29, 2019, 06:15:22 PM
That’s just  :facepalm:
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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #550 on: April 29, 2019, 06:25:24 PM
I prefer 'Chopper'....unless there is a good reason for 'Norman'.....which hasn't been provided to date....  :pok:


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #551 on: April 29, 2019, 06:26:09 PM
 :iagree:  :D
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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #552 on: April 29, 2019, 07:01:47 PM
I prefer 'Chopper'....unless there is a good reason for 'Norman'.....which hasn't been provided to date....  :pok:

Norman Wisdom ya div!


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #553 on: April 29, 2019, 08:58:36 PM
I meant to write a post a few days ago about the two most prominent axes of my childhood - Big Axe and Little Axe... but I didn't and it can be a crap story for another time now. Anyway, Big Axe is still kicking about, but Little Axe was presumed lost as it hadn't been seen for years and years and years and years... until, that is.... now!  :2tu:

I found it yesterday in the shed... Everyone, meet Little Axe:





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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #554 on: April 29, 2019, 09:00:21 PM
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Oooh, I like Little Axe.


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #555 on: April 29, 2019, 09:01:59 PM
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Oooh, I like Little Axe.

That picture of Norman Wisdom is how I imagine you look Nix... with a cowboy hat on too of course.  :2tu:


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #556 on: April 29, 2019, 09:02:49 PM
That picture of Norman Wisdom is how I imagine you look Nix... with a cowboy hat on too of course.  :2tu:

That is a picture of me. Being excited. But without my cowboy hat.


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #557 on: April 29, 2019, 09:06:40 PM
That is a picture of me. Being excited. But without my cowboy hat.

Thought so.... Has anyone ever mentioned you look exactly like Norman Wisdom?


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #558 on: April 29, 2019, 09:08:11 PM
Only when complementing me.  :-\


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #559 on: April 29, 2019, 09:13:48 PM
Bet you trip yourself up a lot too... You're a bloody liability Nix!


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #560 on: April 29, 2019, 09:17:02 PM
Why I don't run with scissors....or axes.....  :dwts:


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #561 on: April 29, 2019, 09:18:44 PM
Was this you in Basic?



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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #562 on: April 29, 2019, 09:20:04 PM
Obviously ancient philosophers anticipated the need to assuage the insecurities of those with little axes.....




In honor of the founder of modern philosophy....

01 - Fuzzy - Killer
02 - Wspeed - Thumper
03 - Wspeed - the judge
04 - RF52 - Tor (the scandinavian Thor)
05 - RF52 - Giantsbane
06 - Nix - Longbeard
07 - Nix - Axistential Crisis
08 - Nix - Imperfector
09 - Wspeed - Hacker
10 - Nix - Monēta  (Greek goddess of memory. And let's face it, dat axe iz money!)
11 - Nix - Shiner (in honor of Jack Nicholson in  The Shining)
12 - Borg - Axcalibur
13 - Wspeed - Axebaiter
14 - Styx - Bura (the name of a wind here that can blow up to 170km/h, so it tends to cut down things in it's path)
15 - Syncop8r - Bleeder
16 - Syncop8r - Shinstriker
17 - Syncop8r - Limb Liberator
18 - Syncop8r - Eunuchmaker
19 - Syncop8r - FindFuzzy'sFingers
20 - Nix - Occam's Axe
21 - Syncop8r - Axe Nicely
22 - SteveC  - The Incisor
23 - SteveC - The Toe Trimmer
24 - SteveC - Glockenspiel  ( Just cause I like to say it out loud   :D )
25 - Nix - Hume's Axiom (sometimes shortened to 'Haxiom'.)
26 - Borg -  Stinco la fatica
27 - Syncop8r - Slicer
28 - Syncop8r - Slicey McSliceface
29 - Syncop8r - Digit Divider
30 - TazzieRob - Ascia (Italian for Axe)
31 - TazzieRob - The Godfather (staying with the Italian theme)
32 - TazzieRob - The Hunt for Red Choptober
33 - TazzieRob - Choppy McChopface
34 - Wspeed - Axeamus
35 - Wspeed - Chopper
36 - Wspeed - Battle Axe
37 - Wspeed - Brutalizer
38 - Nix - Axnihilator
39 - Wspeed - Your Mother
40 - Nix - Axraham
41 - Nix - Shakesaxe
42 - Nix - Axecutioner
43 - SteveC -  The Highland Hatchet  ( If I win send it to speedy cause he needs all the help he can get  :D )
44 - SteveC -  Fuzzy's aod làmh (gaelic)
45 - Nix - Mickey (Giving a whole new meaning to 'Slipping someone the Mickey'.)
46 - Nix - Plutaxe
47 - Borg - Clugger
48 - Nix - Idaniko
49 - Wspeed - Slayer
50 - Wspeed - Tom
51 - Nix - Kantana
52 - Styx - Renegade
53 - Syncop8r - Axkew
54 - Nix - Nemesis
55 - Fuzzy - Snoopy
56 - TazzieRob - William Wallaxe, The Braveheart
57 - FInixNOver - SlimJim
58 - Wspeed - the Peacemaker
59 - Nix - Canny Pie
60 - styx - Schnapsi
61 - Antti - Baxe
61.a - Nix - Badaxe
62 - Nix - Wisdom
63 - Fuzzy - Norman
64 - Nix - Paradaxe
« Last Edit: April 29, 2019, 10:11:21 PM by Nix »


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #563 on: April 29, 2019, 09:22:44 PM
Was this you in Basic?


Oh, you had to bring that up!!!

NO!

That was Grandad Nix when he was an instructor.   :facepalm:

For obvious reasons they didn't want him on the front lines with live ammunition.  :td:

While this may seem like a sad story, I did mean that he survived the war and sire my father, who obviously (most likely), sired me. So this has a happy ending.  :cheers:



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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #564 on: April 29, 2019, 09:27:54 PM

Oh, you had to bring that up!!!

NO!

That was Grandad Nix when he was an instructor.   :facepalm:

For obvious reasons they didn't want him on the front lines with live ammunition.  :td:

While this may seem like a sad story, I did mean that he survived the war and sire my father, who obviously (most likely), sired me. So this has a happy ending.  :cheers:

Here's a toast to Grandaddy-Nix siring away like a trooper!  :cheers:


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #565 on: April 29, 2019, 09:35:30 PM
While this may seem like a sad story, I did mean that he survived the war and sire my father, who obviously (most likely), sired me. So this has a happy ending.  :cheers:
Siring offspring often involves a happy ending.  :whistle:


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #566 on: April 29, 2019, 09:36:48 PM
Everyone, meet Little Axe:

(Image removed from quote.)

Hi Little Axe! :waving:

01 - Syncop8r - Littleaxative


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #567 on: April 29, 2019, 10:10:42 PM
 :rofl:


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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #568 on: April 29, 2019, 10:13:18 PM
+1 :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: 30-day axe challenge
Reply #569 on: April 30, 2019, 02:06:49 AM
Hi Little Axe! :waving:

01 - Syncop8r - Littleaxative

Laxative?  :think:


 

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