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We don't like spammers!
on: May 12, 2019, 05:10:33 AM
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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #1 on: May 12, 2019, 05:21:01 AM
Uhh :think:
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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #2 on: May 12, 2019, 05:22:40 AM
Uhh :think:
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And what a dipstick this guy was. Our moderators are gonna be at at all night long deleting all this smurfer's spam postings.


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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #3 on: May 12, 2019, 05:44:57 AM
Thanks for the heads up as well :hatsoff:


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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #4 on: May 12, 2019, 06:39:50 AM
I didn’t know what was going on, my bad, delete this post..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #5 on: May 12, 2019, 06:57:37 AM
I didn't know what the post was either but considering how many was posted..... It must have been Spam :D


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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #6 on: May 12, 2019, 07:05:37 AM
I didn’t know what was going on, my bad, delete this post..
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Thank you for the quick action, it indeed is a spam left by a Chinese poster.


Just judging from the titile, it left a contact number for Chinese communication app for "change of GPA score or make fake graduation certificate" for Central Queensland University.  :spamkiller:


 That number right now is still lingering at the top of each 'replies', anyway we could further get rid of that?
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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #7 on: May 12, 2019, 08:45:09 AM
Smurf bots. :facepalm:

Good work; mods, admin staff, and reporters!
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Reply #8 on: May 12, 2019, 08:56:31 AM
Thorough, thank you mods! :tu:


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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #9 on: May 12, 2019, 02:03:42 PM
We are being inundated by spammers. I have been rejecting at least five a day lately requesting membership and I'm sure the other mods are as well  :twak:

A few fall through the cracks and we appreciate the quick reporting by our members.   :salute:




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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #10 on: May 12, 2019, 02:17:24 PM
The downside of a live and active forum I guess :shrug:


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Reply #11 on: May 12, 2019, 02:50:25 PM
Good work :clap:
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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #12 on: May 12, 2019, 04:11:47 PM
We are being inundated by spammers. I have been rejecting at least five a day lately requesting membership and I'm sure the other mods are as well  :twak:

A few fall through the cracks and we appreciate the quick reporting by our members.   :salute:

I reject a few a day myself as well :salute: and yes, the quicker the reports the quicker we can spring into action :D So the members are just as big of a help in these situations as the mods and admin :tu:


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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #13 on: May 12, 2019, 08:44:18 PM
Well that's all fine and dandy, but where do I get my graduation certificate for Central Queensland University now ...  :wait:


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Reply #14 on: May 12, 2019, 09:09:17 PM
 :iagree: :rofl:


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Reply #15 on: May 12, 2019, 09:16:37 PM
 :dunno:

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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #16 on: May 12, 2019, 10:12:41 PM
Thread is named "We don't like spammers."
What if I told you that spammers don't like us?

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Reply #17 on: May 12, 2019, 10:39:45 PM
I think spammers like us very much :D


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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #18 on: May 13, 2019, 05:10:44 AM
I like fried spammers & swiss cheese on pumpernickel rye.  ..........Good stuff ..........yummmmmm .......... beer is gud 2    :drool:
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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #19 on: May 13, 2019, 05:29:41 AM
Interesting..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #20 on: May 13, 2019, 09:52:12 AM
I like fried spammers & swiss cheese on pumpernickel rye.  ..........Good stuff ..........yummmmmm .......... beer is gud 2    :drool:
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Reply #21 on: May 13, 2019, 12:02:18 PM
I think spammers like us very much :D

 :iagree: :D

I also like Spam :drool:


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Reply #23 on: May 14, 2019, 02:01:55 AM
Shoot low sheriff, they're riddin' shetlands
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I would like to apologise to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Just a small personal observation.  ...........I would not be at all surprised that when God created the Earth & the heavens, that the SwissChamp was the tool he used. .............. :hatsoff:


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Reply #24 on: May 14, 2019, 10:09:39 AM
What are yall tallin' aboot?! We love spammers! Why, most of us is spammers!

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Reply #25 on: May 14, 2019, 11:06:52 AM
If you love spammers I saved you some screen shots...and some actual Spam for comparison (much tastier)
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Re: We don't like spammers!
Reply #26 on: May 14, 2019, 11:19:30 AM
If you love spammers I saved you some screen shots...and some actual Spam for comparison (much tastier)
Oh wow, that's a lot of threads.
 :hatsoff: to the mods for squashing it  :hatsoff:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Reply #27 on: May 14, 2019, 11:20:14 AM

If you love spammers I saved you some screen shots...and some actual Spam for comparison (much tastier)

Well that's all fine and dandy, but where do I get my graduation certificate for Central Queensland University now ...  :wait:


My friend, worry not, if you are not graduating from CQU, you might be able to choose from SFU, UBC, UOIT, KPU...and maybe even the KFC!  :woohoo:


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Reply #28 on: May 14, 2019, 11:55:24 AM
What are yall tallin' aboot?! We love spammers! Why, most of us is spammers!

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Yes, but we is a different, special kind of spammers :whistle: :D


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