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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #2070 on: July 12, 2024, 03:32:58 PM
Not so much laugh, but food for thought:



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Reply #2071 on: July 15, 2024, 12:54:46 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #2072 on: July 15, 2024, 06:21:39 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #2073 on: July 18, 2024, 01:26:16 PM
Heavy Metal anyone?...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #2074 on: July 18, 2024, 01:55:08 PM
lol..
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Reply #2075 on: July 18, 2024, 10:12:05 PM
lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #2076 on: July 19, 2024, 12:56:14 AM
Sometimes a toilets better,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #2077 on: July 19, 2024, 03:42:16 AM
Look a car with wings, it’s going to try to fly! lol
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #2078 on: July 19, 2024, 06:45:46 PM
Really?! They seem so normal!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #2079 on: July 19, 2024, 06:47:18 PM
Ah, Xmas...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #2080 on: July 19, 2024, 06:48:05 PM
Oh, the horror!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #2081 on: July 19, 2024, 06:48:59 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #2082 on: July 21, 2024, 12:30:21 AM
Works for me,, lol
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #2083 on: July 24, 2024, 05:55:56 PM


So true...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #2084 on: July 24, 2024, 05:57:35 PM
Grammar matters!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #2085 on: July 28, 2024, 02:46:44 AM
Ok ok, the Mrs gets up and I help her walk around and she goes into the kitchen, then she sees something and goes, “OMG, look at all the sinks in the dish” or was it “look at dish and all the sinks in it”? :think: I can’t remember, but I hit the counter and just :rofl:
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Reply #2086 on: July 28, 2024, 10:11:53 PM
Oh yeah, I was colecovision as high as super Nintendo, the kids got three diff systems upstairs (one that I can attempt a few games on) then another five systems in his room along with his completely custom made liquid cooled computer! And all of this was bought and paid for by him!
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Reply #2087 on: July 29, 2024, 02:47:38 AM
 :facepalm:
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Reply #2088 on: November 11, 2024, 12:32:49 AM
Is it me or is there someone in my dresser? Heck it looks like they lost an arm..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #2089 on: November 25, 2024, 01:40:41 AM
 :facepalm: OMG,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #2090 on: November 25, 2024, 10:08:39 AM
Afraid to ask, but what is that black thing ?
OK, I get it, it's not the Enterprise, but I feels the joke has more to it than that…


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Reply #2091 on: November 25, 2024, 03:01:31 PM
Afraid to ask, but what is that black thing ?
OK, I get it, it's not the Enterprise, but I feels the joke has more to it than that…
If you must know,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #2092 on: November 25, 2024, 06:57:03 PM
Oh.
I'll go to bed more knowledgeable tonight.
And have bad dreams, too.
Thanks a lot.


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Reply #2093 on: January 17, 2025, 07:39:30 PM
Interesting,,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #2094 on: February 09, 2025, 09:28:58 PM
There can be only one  :think:
The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.


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Reply #2095 on: February 17, 2025, 11:34:45 PM
 :think:
The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.


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Reply #2096 on: February 21, 2025, 12:46:32 PM
Some people need to join :MTO:... fast!



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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Reply #2097 on: February 24, 2025, 01:59:38 AM
The kid brings in a pot full of some broccoli / Mac n cheez and fork, so the Mrs tries it out and after he left she turns to me and says “there’s got to be a bowl full of sinks in there”! So idk if was the food was or just a screw up, lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #2098 on: March 01, 2025, 03:37:05 PM
 :ahhh  :whistle:
The difficult we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.


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Reply #2099 on: March 04, 2025, 09:07:23 PM
Ha, wow, made it all the way to march, but I went to clean my desk up a little bit and there it is, that one Xmas item that didn’t get put away! I’m shocked it made it till march before finding it, I really thought we did it this year!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


 

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