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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



pt Offline pfrsantos

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



pt Offline pfrsantos

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



pt Offline pfrsantos

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



pt Offline pfrsantos

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT




pt Offline pfrsantos

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



pt Offline pfrsantos

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



pt Offline pfrsantos

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



pt Offline pfrsantos

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



pt Offline pfrsantos

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This one's a little cheesy...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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The cantankerous but occasionally useful member, formally known as 50ft-trad


ie Offline Don Pablo

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Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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You guys like games?

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Lol,
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Lol, I just showed the little guy and he said, “uhh sure” so I was like, “well, what’s it say”? “Uhh, idk I can’t read it”!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


00 Offline Mechanickal

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Why wouldn't young folks be able to read that??

Or am I from the inbetween generation? :D


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Their not teaching it in school anymore,
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


ie Offline Don Pablo

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And good riddance, I say.  :P
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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They still do here as far as I know...

Just had a maintenance round at pre-school and the same signs were up against the wall that I had to learn it from.


ie Offline Don Pablo

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What's the use of that.  :facepalm:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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Paper replaced the stone tablet. The typewriter replaced the written page. The word processor replaced the typewriter.

Thank goodness I can remember a time when a hand written letter from a loved-one far away was an event to be treasured. Something you could touch, smell, and help you feel connected to that person. Now we have emojis.

Kids are typing before they are writing. Biometrics are replacing signatures. In the future, a pen will be an oddity collected by people like us...

It’s a sad day when they kill cursive, but the need for good penmanship, like the typewriter, is now history.

And just to lift us back to the theme of this thread...What’s the longest English word you can type on the top row of a QWERTY keyboard?
Education is a journey that starts when you realize that knowing a little about something opens the door to the universe.


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Paper replaced the stone tablet. The typewriter replaced the written page. The word processor replaced the typewriter.

Thank goodness I can remember a time when a hand written letter from a loved-one far away was an event to be treasured. Something you could touch, smell, and help you feel connected to that person. Now we have emojis.

Kids are typing before they are writing. Biometrics are replacing signatures. In the future, a pen will be an oddity collected by people like us...

It’s a sad day when they kill cursive, but the need for good penmanship, like the typewriter, is now history.

And just to lift us back to the theme of this thread...What’s the longest English word you can type on the top row of a QWERTY keyboard?

Going back to the theme?! That's preposterous!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



ie Offline Don Pablo

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And just to lift us back to the theme of this thread...What’s the longest English word you can type on the top row of a QWERTY keyboard?
"We owe it to you to pepper your puppy"?
https://what-if.xkcd.com/75/
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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"We owe it to you to pepper your puppy"?
https://what-if.xkcd.com/75/

Do you know the meaning of the word WORD?...

 :pok: :pok:

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



ie Offline Don Pablo

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:doh: :facepalm:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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:doh: :facepalm:

Now you're pabloing threads, as well as tools?!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



ie Offline Don Pablo

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This thread isn't broken.... yet.  >:D
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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This thread isn't broken.... yet.  >:D

Is that a threat? A promise? A complaint?...

 :think: :think:
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



pt Offline pfrsantos

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You need to be more specific...

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



 

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