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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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Nice one  :cheers:


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Is it Blind Melon or Melonhead, also not sure about the last couple. Can't think, hungry.


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Dang your on a roll
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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I’m with you on the hungry part!
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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OMG :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: oh that’s good!! For those who remember them, lol..
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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That’s what that things for? Huh,,
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Interesting,
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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I sure in heck wouldn’t want to live around there!
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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I can so see this!
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Lol..
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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OMG
JR
"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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 :facepalm:
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Sounds about right, but knowing my luck I’d get some wacky burger with ice cream and fries with coffee
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Lol..
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


ie Offline Don Pablo

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Lol..
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Why would anyone wish that debt on someone? :ahhh
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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I sure in heck wouldn’t want to live around there!
JR
But they're EVERYWHERE!  :ahhh


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I went to the doctor the other day.

He examined me and said "Mercury is in Uranus".

I was surprised at this and told him I don't believe in astrology.




He said "Neither do I; my thermometer just broke."


ie Offline Don Pablo

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I went to the doctor the other day.

He examined me and said "Mercury is in Uranus".

I was surprised at this and told him I don't believe in astrology.




He said "Neither do I; my thermometer just broke."
Oh no, glass shards! :ahhh
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #528 on: September 23, 2019, 06:51:00 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
Complaining is mental preparation for failure.
Si vis pacem, para bellum


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #529 on: September 23, 2019, 06:51:58 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
Complaining is mental preparation for failure.
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #530 on: September 23, 2019, 06:52:26 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
Complaining is mental preparation for failure.
Si vis pacem, para bellum


us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #531 on: September 23, 2019, 04:47:19 PM
I guess someone trying to steal the sun when drunk?
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #532 on: September 24, 2019, 05:00:49 PM
 :rofl: its all funny.   :rofl:
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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #533 on: September 25, 2019, 01:22:42 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #534 on: September 25, 2019, 01:23:06 PM
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went downhill fast.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #535 on: September 25, 2019, 01:23:48 PM
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #536 on: September 25, 2019, 01:24:10 PM
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #537 on: September 25, 2019, 01:24:26 PM
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #538 on: September 25, 2019, 01:24:42 PM
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



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Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please (2019)
Reply #539 on: September 25, 2019, 01:25:29 PM
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT



 

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