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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please

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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #696 on: January 13, 2020, 08:58:57 AM
Yup...
« Last Edit: April 24, 2020, 06:48:22 PM by Whoey »
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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #698 on: January 17, 2020, 04:39:53 PM
I ate a bag of cheese and can’t poop, I told my wife I don’t give a sh##


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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #701 on: January 27, 2020, 03:38:35 PM
Punctuation is crucial.
Nobody has flushed is a week...we already have enough managers in the department!


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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #702 on: January 27, 2020, 03:40:16 PM
I hung this up in my office.


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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #703 on: January 28, 2020, 07:13:31 PM
I hung this up in my office.
you say that like it's a bad thing... worth it on entertainment value alone...
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Reply #704 on: January 28, 2020, 07:29:16 PM
you say that like it's a bad thing... worth it on entertainment value alone...
Haha, I use it for a reminder and motivation. I wish it had the picture of that cat hanging by it’s paws “hanging in there”. everybody feels bad for that kitten, but it made a stupid decision by climbing on that skinny rope anyway! :facepalm:


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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #705 on: January 28, 2020, 07:45:46 PM
When someone tells me "everything happens for a reason" I punch them and say they're right.


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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #706 on: January 28, 2020, 09:07:48 PM
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Reply #707 on: January 28, 2020, 09:31:14 PM
 :tu: :tu: :rofl:


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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #708 on: January 29, 2020, 01:23:42 AM
Ordered a Chinese takeaway tonight. Driver arrived, gave him the cash, and took the bag inside. I set the bag down to go get a plate, and I heard movement from inside the bag. Crap! Has a mouse ... or worse ... got in the bag at the takeaway place? I grabbed my walking stick, crept up, and peered in the top. Sure enough, there were two beady little eyes staring back at me. Scared the crap out of me! I was just about to smash the hell out of it with my walking stick, when I remembered...! I'd ordered peeking duck.

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Reply #709 on: January 29, 2020, 02:05:05 AM
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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #710 on: January 29, 2020, 08:49:18 AM
That is baaaad. :facepalm: :rofl:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #711 on: January 29, 2020, 05:01:54 PM
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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #712 on: January 29, 2020, 08:06:50 PM
Just like grammar used to make.


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Reply #713 on: January 29, 2020, 09:51:50 PM
 :rofl:


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Reply #714 on: January 31, 2020, 10:11:32 PM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
"I'm not feeling very talky today, off you smurf". - Smashie
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Reply #715 on: February 01, 2020, 12:02:02 AM
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” - Socrates
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Reply #716 on: February 10, 2020, 10:04:10 PM
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #717 on: February 10, 2020, 10:05:24 PM
Mmm tacos!
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #718 on: February 10, 2020, 10:06:02 PM
Lol, that’s a good thought!
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


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Reply #719 on: February 26, 2020, 09:56:17 PM
Lol..
JR
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As I sit on my Crapper Throne in the Reading Room and explode on the Commode, thinking, how my flush beat John’s and Jerry’s pair? Jack’s had to run for the Water Closet yet ended up tripping on a Can bowing and hitting his Head on the Porcelain God! 🚽


 

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