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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #810 on: April 20, 2020, 03:02:21 PM
Now that is funny! :like:

I took a 6 hour drive Yesterday to pick something up in a tiny little town in my state where it seems that time is standing still and I saw no signs at all of any adjustment to the times,none?

But the funny part is that it has been so long that since I have driven really that my arms hurt while driving and I am sore from it this morning! :dunno:

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Time to start thinking about leaving the house.

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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #811 on: April 21, 2020, 02:38:16 PM
I think I haven't seen this here...  :D
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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #812 on: April 21, 2020, 05:50:47 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

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Reply #813 on: April 21, 2020, 10:21:06 PM
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Reply #814 on: April 21, 2020, 10:41:35 PM
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Reply #815 on: April 21, 2020, 10:44:03 PM
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Reply #816 on: April 21, 2020, 11:13:32 PM
Quote from: Syncop8r on April 21, 2020, 10:21:06 PM
[flat earth joke]
I would just like to remind you that Physics is complicated and requires precise language. There is a fairly simple definition for flat, as the ambivalent, everyday use does not cut it.

Definition: Anything that has parallel lines is flat.*
Test: draw 2 parallel lines on a paper... proof paper is flat. Roll the paper into a cylinder or cone. The lines are still there, so proof that cylinder and cones are flat too. This is interesting, because it easily proofs that 3D objects can be flat in physics.
How does it relate to earth: well, google "Earth parallels"

You are welcome

* there is of course some math behind this, with triangles and angles and what not, but for our little experiment it is not required.
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Reply #817 on: April 21, 2020, 11:15:19 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Reply #818 on: April 21, 2020, 11:28:11 PM
I left the $1000 of networking gear I am installing tomorrow in the car but brought the toilet paper inside? :dunno:
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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #819 on: April 22, 2020, 12:12:43 AM
"If 2020 was a slide..."  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #820 on: April 22, 2020, 01:29:35 PM
"Who's blood is it?"

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT!!

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Reply #821 on: April 22, 2020, 01:36:21 PM
Quote from: pfrsantos on April 22, 2020, 01:29:35 PM
"Who's blood is it?"

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT!!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I know, it should be "Whose", right?

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Reply #822 on: April 22, 2020, 01:50:06 PM
Quote from: Syncop8r on April 22, 2020, 01:36:21 PM
I know, it should be "Whose", right?

 :D :D :D :D

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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #823 on: April 22, 2020, 02:42:44 PM
Quote from: Syncop8r on April 22, 2020, 01:36:21 PM
I know, it should be "Whose", right?

Excellent :)
You should seriously visit vicfan.com. All the hoopy froods are doing it.
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Re: Re: What makes you laugh? comics-jokes-etc----keep it clean please
Reply #824 on: April 22, 2020, 09:56:53 PM
My favourite is Work From Home Force Choke Vader.  :P

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Reply #826 on: April 23, 2020, 06:21:24 AM
Lol
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Reply #827 on: April 23, 2020, 11:40:50 PM
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Reply #828 on: April 23, 2020, 11:42:04 PM
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Reply #829 on: April 23, 2020, 11:42:50 PM
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Reply #830 on: April 23, 2020, 11:56:45 PM
Quote from: Etherealicer on April 21, 2020, 11:13:32 PM

How does it relate to earth: well, google "Earth parallels"

So tempting.... also terrifying that doing so will send me into a alternate universal with flat earthers.

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Reply #832 on: April 24, 2020, 12:21:49 AM
Quote from: Mcfal12 on April 23, 2020, 11:58:13 PM
Literally laughing out loud!!!
I was and I got proof, yet if I post the pic I guarantee everyone would be laughing at me out loud!
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Reply #833 on: April 24, 2020, 01:44:23 AM



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Reply #834 on: April 24, 2020, 08:36:50 AM
Quote from: Mcfal12 on April 23, 2020, 11:56:45 PM
So tempting.... also terrifying that doing so will send me into a alternate universal with flat earthers.
The secret is in the very first sentence of my "riddle".

And just to clarify. EVERYTHING I wrote there is correct.
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Oldie but goodie!


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Reply #836 on: April 24, 2020, 07:41:44 PM
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

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Reply #837 on: April 24, 2020, 08:02:30 PM


 :whistle:
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It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.

I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.

IYCRTYSWTMTFOT


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Reply #838 on: April 24, 2020, 11:53:56 PM
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Reply #839 on: April 24, 2020, 11:55:18 PM
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