While you are at it, here are a few more:
The other day my son asked me for a bookmark. I was heartbroken because he's 14 years old and doesn't even know my name is Steve.
Did you hear that scientists have been able to calculate the mass of a rainbow? Turns out it's pretty light.
How do you throw a party in space? You planet.
When you see divers going on the water, do you know why you always see them fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
You know when you see birds migrating in a V formation, and you always see one side of the V is longer than the other? Ever wonder why that is? There's more birds on that side.
My local radio station has a call in line where you call and leave a message for them to play on the airm. Usually it's someone complaining about something and then the deejays make fun of them. I call in and leave these jokes so frequently that they have started calling me "The Dad Joke Guy.".
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