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Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O 2279

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Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« on: April 07, 2009, 02:52:56 AM »
Due to the greatness of this Forum I am not leaving this Forum. If anybody have any objections feel free to come here in my place, will provide free meal and a bed for a day, so we can discuss your objections :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 03:00:31 AM »
 ??? no man, dont do tha......wait, no, KEEP doing that :cheers:

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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 03:04:53 AM »
 
??? no man, dont do tha......wait, no KEEP doing that :cheers:
:D :cheers:, really wish there is some way we could have an international convention, if I am as rich as Bill Gates would have charted airplanes for that...... But then again if I am as rich as Bill Gates maybe I won't be here :D

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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 03:10:00 AM »
??? no man, dont do tha......wait, no KEEP doing that :cheers:
:D :cheers:, really wish there is some way we could have an international convention, if I am as rich as Bill Gates would have charted airplanes for that...... But then again if I am as rich as Bill Gates maybe I won't be here :D


 :D

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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2009, 03:11:23 AM »
Even if I was rich I would still be a tool freak , and would I ever have a well equipped security detail ! I think they would all be georgous bisexual chicks . I could make a fortune off the bluk surveillence camera film from their barracks !

Chris
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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2009, 03:21:48 AM »
Even if I was rich I would still be a tool freak , and would I ever have a well equipped security detail ! I think they would all be georgous bisexual chicks . I could make a fortune off the bluk surveillence camera film from their barracks !

Chris
I would get the top designers and toolers from Leatherman, Victorinox, Wenger, CKRT etc to design me the ultimate Multitool, will also get the worlds best metelurgist to created the ultimate alloy for the ultimate multitool!
And for course would totally steal your georgous bisexual guard chicks idea! :D

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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2009, 03:23:15 AM »
I have most of the designer's email addresses... how long do you think it would take me to dominate the tool industry with all the top designers working in my own think tank on a tropical island?   >:D

Def

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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2009, 03:28:55 AM »
I have most of the designer's email addresses... how long do you think it would take me to dominate the tool industry with all the top designers working in my own think tank on a tropical island?   >:D

Def
Top designer
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gorgeous bisexual chick guards
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tropical island
= Almost heaven on earth!

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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2009, 03:29:08 AM »
I have most of the designer's email addresses... how long do you think it would take me to dominate the tool industry with all the top designers working in my own think tank on a tropical island?   >:D

Def

Where would production be????

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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2009, 03:31:44 AM »
On the island of course :D
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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2009, 03:34:50 AM »
On the island of course :D

I hope the islands Hawaii then...

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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2009, 03:41:11 AM »
It would be a secret, uncharted island, not affiliated with any country.  I could tell you where, but then I would have to have one of my security force visit you in the middle of the night and smother you.

Def

Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.
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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2009, 04:00:47 AM »
It would be a secret, uncharted island, not affiliated with any country.  I could tell you where, but then I would have to have one of my security force visit you in the middle of the night and smother you.

Def

hot security chick force, in the middle of the night, you dont need to tell me, ill give you my address :D

A
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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2009, 04:08:08 AM »
It would be a secret, uncharted island, not affiliated with any country.  I could tell you where, but then I would have to have one of my security force visit you in the middle of the night and smother you.

Def

hot security chick force, in the middle of the night, you dont need to tell me, ill give you my address :D

Me too :gimme:

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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2009, 04:40:04 AM »
I have most of the designer's email addresses... how long do you think it would take me to dominate the tool industry with all the top designers working in my own think tank on a tropical island?   >:D

Def
Top designer
+
gorgeous bisexual chick guards
+
tropical island
= Almost heaven on earth!

 :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think:

Bisexual chicks??  Tropical islands??

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 And some condemned for a fault alone." -William Shakespeare, King Lear (1608), Act IV, scene 6, line 169
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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2009, 04:44:50 AM »
I have most of the designer's email addresses... how long do you think it would take me to dominate the tool industry with all the top designers working in my own think tank on a tropical island?   >:D

Def
Top designer
+
gorgeous bisexual chick guards
+
tropical island
= Almost heaven on earth!

 :think: :think: :think: :think: :think: :think:

Bisexual chicks??  Tropical islands??

That's it BT I think we need to LEAVE MT.ORG  :P :P :D :D
Now Def some GPS coordinates to this Island if you please  :D :D :D


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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2009, 05:02:44 AM »
Of course the bisexual chick guard force would have to be well disciplined , frequent spanking would be needed ( film at 11 ). I would also contract with Kline tools for all plier heads .

If we ever get tired , we can just watch !

Chris
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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2009, 02:48:40 PM »
Even if I was rich I would still be a tool freak , and would I ever have a well equipped security detail ! I think they would all be georgous bisexual chicks . I could make a fortune off the bluk surveillence camera film from their barracks !

Chris
I would get the top designers and toolers from Leatherman, Victorinox, Wenger, CKRT etc to design me the ultimate Multitool, will also get the worlds best metelurgist to created the ultimate alloy for the ultimate multitool!
And for course would totally steal your georgous bisexual guard chicks idea! :D

If only all MT.O members are super rich, we could be talking of Every Day Carrying the Argentum Collection! Imagine LM123 Trading the Charge Acanto! and
Kwakster, modifying the Charge Del Rey! :ahhh
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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2009, 03:01:21 PM »
I have most of the designer's email addresses... how long do you think it would take me to dominate the tool industry with all the top designers working in my own think tank on a tropical island?   >:D

Def
Top designer
+
gorgeous bisexual chick guards
+
tropical island
= Almost heaven on earth!

...and absolutely no work done :D
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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2009, 05:09:01 PM »
Of course the bisexual chick guard force would have to be well disciplined , frequent spanking would be needed ( film at 11 ). I would also contract with Kline tools for all plier heads .

If we ever get tired , we can just watch !

Chris
I could be your security disciplinarian :D

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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2009, 01:34:17 AM »
You got it Bro ! , who gets to be the head cameraman , we would have to record it for posteriors , I mean posterity !

Chris
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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2009, 05:04:09 AM »
You got it Bro ! , who gets to be the head cameraman , we would have to record it for posteriors , I mean posterity !

Chris
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: D@%n it, you made be spray soda through my nose! :D :D

Multitools are the best thing that happened to mankind since the invention of the wheel!
No Life Club Posts: 3,572
Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2009, 05:27:25 AM »
Sorry buddy , it hurts , plus it's a PITA to clean off keyboards !

Chris
No Life Club Posts: 3,379 Naked without my multitool!
Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2009, 11:10:30 AM »
Sorry buddy , it hurts , plus it's a PITA to clean off keyboards !

Chris
Its worth the laugh, no worries just a little on the computer screen no the keyboard.

To all who read this thread
which would you choose the Guards or the multitool engineers?

Multitools are the best thing that happened to mankind since the invention of the wheel!
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Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2009, 01:23:17 PM »
I think I'd send my guard detail to engineering school !

Chris
No Life Club Posts: 3,379 Naked without my multitool!
Re: Duckman1975 is not leaving MT.O
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2009, 11:07:20 PM »
Good one! :tu:

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