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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #210 on: March 20, 2025, 10:10:07 PM
What type of waves does a small island have?

Microwaves
If I start and end the day above ground, it is a good day!

Hope yours is as good!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #211 on: March 20, 2025, 11:10:29 PM
Another good one!   :rofl:

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #212 on: March 21, 2025, 11:41:01 AM
Good morning everyone, and happy Friday!

I applied to work at a chemical factory and they didn't believe I knew anything about chemicals so they decided to test me and ask me if I knew what a nitrate was.

Confidently I told them I was sure it was time and a half, and they still didn't give me the job!

How rude is that?  I mean, I may not be all that smart or good looking, or funny, or smell good..... I forget where I was going with that, but I do like cake!

Anyways, I hope you all have a great weekend, especially those of you that were laid off.  We miss you guys!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #213 on: March 24, 2025, 11:40:09 AM
Good morning everyone and Happy Monday.  I hope you all had a great weekend!

In honour of our upcoming election i decided to take a poll and I found that 100% of people in the tent weren't happy about it.

Have a great day everyone!



Maybe I should delete this one since we don’t do politics here!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #214 on: March 25, 2025, 01:16:04 AM
That one remains in neutral political terriorty...and is pretty good! :rofl:
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #215 on: March 25, 2025, 12:25:20 PM
That was my hope, and since I haven’t been banned I assume everyone agrees!

Good morning everyone!

Yesterday I bought a box of animal crackers but I had to return them because the seal was broken.

Also, don't throw false teeth at your vehicle because you might denture car.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #216 on: March 26, 2025, 12:16:06 AM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #217 on: March 26, 2025, 11:20:43 AM
Good morning everyone!

I'm a little depressed this morning because I lost my part time job at the massage parlor last night.  There was no specific incident that caused it.

Apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

I hope you all have a great day!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #218 on: March 27, 2025, 12:03:46 PM
Good morning everyone!

It's almost the weekend, and before any of you get any crazy ideas, remember that you should never throw sodium chloride at people.

That's a salt.

And don't slap someone at a high frequency either.

It mega hurts.

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #219 on: March 28, 2025, 01:19:41 AM
 :rofl:

In the early days of the Internet, there was a list of "redneck computer terms" floating about. Megahertz was defined on that list as "your head after 17 beers."
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #220 on: March 28, 2025, 01:08:38 PM
Good morning everyone!

It's Friday (finally!) and it got me to thinking about how much I appreciate that the world keeps turning.

In fact, it really makes my day.

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Reply #221 on: March 28, 2025, 01:51:11 PM
Friday  :woohoo:

A plane is flying across Africa with 503 bricks, one brick falls off!  How many bricks are left?

502

How do you put a ELEPHANT in a refrigerator?

Open the door and stuff him inside!  :tu:

How do you put a GIRAFFE in the refrigerator?

??? :dunno:  The same way?   :dunno:

No, you open the fridge, take the ELEPHANT out and then stuff the GIRAFFE inside  :twak:

The LIONs throw a party, and invite everyone, but one is not there! 

Who is a no show?   ???

The GIRAFFE, he is in the fridge :facepalm:

CINDY, comes to the river, and needs to get to the other side, but, it is full of CROCODILES  :oops:

She jumps in and swims across, and makes it safely to the other side! :woohoo:

How? :dunno:

The CROCODILES are at the LION’s party! :salute:

As CINDY, climbs up the river bank, she suddenly dies, WHY?

 :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

She is hit in the head by a falling BRICK  :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

 :cheers:

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #222 on: March 28, 2025, 11:51:43 PM
I have been hearing that one a lot lately, and I enjoy it each and every time!

It reminds me of Penn and Teller telling you about the importance of misdirection, how they are going to use it to draw your attention away and then they do it again and you completely fall for it again!  Even when you know the trick you can't stop yourself from going along for the ride!



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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #223 on: March 31, 2025, 01:00:31 PM
Good morning everyone, and I hope you all had a great weekend!

I found a great website to order sausages from.  Let me know if you are interested and I'll send you a link.

Also, fair warning, if I shenan once, I can guarantee I will shenan again.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #224 on: April 01, 2025, 12:34:00 AM
I wouldn't mind receiving that link! Just don't shenan too much. :D
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #225 on: April 01, 2025, 12:54:22 PM
Good morning to everyone on this wet Tuesday morning!  I hope you are all staying dry!

Over the weekend I had a weird experience.  I folded up a paper airplane but when I threw it, it didn't go anywhere.  Like, literally, just stayed in the exact spot I released it- it didn't fly, it didn't crash, it just hung there, suspended in mid air.

It took a moment until I realized that it made perfect sense- after all, it's stationary.

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #226 on: April 02, 2025, 02:29:11 PM
Good morning everyone!

Here is a history lesson for you today. 

Did you know, back in the old days, few things were considered to be as criminal as the excessive use of commas, and it often resulted, legally speaking, in very, very long sentences.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #227 on: April 02, 2025, 11:49:43 PM
In more ways than one! :rofl:
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #228 on: April 03, 2025, 12:54:15 AM
The goal of that one is to drag it out as long as you can and use as many commas as possible.

Then the extremely flat punchline.  If you do it right, in person, it takes them a moment to realize what happened, and seeing the light bulb moment is absolutely priceless. 

It works in a text too, but you kind of miss out on the experience of them getting it!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #229 on: April 03, 2025, 12:46:48 PM
Good morning everyone!

Here's a few thoughts for what is going to be a snowy Thursday:

On Halloween we dress up as skeletons, but every other day of the year our skeletons are dressed up as us.

Did you know the word Seven has the word "even" in it.  Isn't that odd?

Did you hear about the new show they are making called "The Secret Life of Clocks.". All I can think is that it's about time.

Of course maybe it won't be a full show- it could just be a TikTok.

Have a great day out there everyone- I hope you all stay warm and safe today!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #230 on: April 04, 2025, 12:17:19 PM
Little victory for me today- sometimes I call the local radio station with these jokes.  They have a special line that people call and leave rants on, oddly enough called the Rant Line.  The morning hosts then play the recordings, and this morning they played the assault and mega hurts jokes I recorded last week.

One of my coworkers heard it and was asking me about it this morning when I got in.

Here's today's:

Good morning everyone- we made it to another Friday!

I'm starting the weekend off on a great note because I keep getting complimentary phone calls from my bank.  I really appreciate that they take time out of their day, each and every day to call and tell me that my balance is outstanding.

It really makes a person feel appreciated!

On top of that I was just informed that I have received an award from our department for being the most secretive member of our workforce. 

I can't tell you what that means to me.

I hope that you all have a great day and an even better weekend!


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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #231 on: April 04, 2025, 03:34:10 PM
Hi, folks!

Yesterday I was walking along a country road and saw a couple of guys behaving really strange.

One would dig out a hole, walk twenty paces, dug another hole, walk another twenty paces, and so on.

The other would stand near him and, as soon as the first guy started walking away, would fill the hole again and then walk after the first guy, fill the new hole and walk after the first guy, and so on.

After a while, I just went to them and asked why were they doing that.

"Well, the guy that is supposed to put in the electric poles is on sick leave today".


Have a great weekend!

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Reply #232 on: April 04, 2025, 05:30:40 PM
Yeah that seems like typical city workers in my experience!

Great joke!

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Reply #233 on: April 05, 2025, 02:24:14 AM
That's been my experience, too. It's even worse when they get into upper management. :twak:
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #234 on: April 07, 2025, 12:40:01 PM
Good morning everyone!

It's Monday and I can't change that but I can tell you this classic joke!  Be careful with it, it's an antique!

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.

The bartender looks at him and says "for you, no charge!"

Okay, I get it- a science joke, and making people think first thing on a Monday isn't funny.  How about this one?

How do ducks like to eat cheese?

On a quacker of course!

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #235 on: April 07, 2025, 01:30:07 PM
In Texas, why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the Armadillo it can be done!
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Reply #236 on: April 07, 2025, 01:33:57 PM
What do you do with a sick chemist?

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Well, if you can't helium or curium, you just barium!

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Reply #237 on: April 07, 2025, 02:49:15 PM
Good ones guys!  I may steal those!  :D

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

You picket!

 :D

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Reply #238 on: April 07, 2025, 02:50:37 PM
The previous joke is a bit funny and a bit gross but studies prove that a lot of people do pick their nose.

I didn't, I was born with mine.

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Reply #239 on: April 08, 2025, 02:02:08 AM
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Merit Badges Participants shall carry and use one Soldier knife, the model of their choosing, for the duration of the 90 days and post a picture each day. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Farmer X SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate  in Challenge thread and post a photo of a Delemont SAK for thirty (30) consecutive days. Must put something in order and provide link to the post. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry at least one black edc item, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days.  Carry tools with single functions only. No multi-tools, no multi-layer Swiss Army Knives, no combo one-piece tools and post a photo for thirty (30) consecutive days. Start a new thread or Post in a Challenge Thread and post a photo of a Spartan  for 30 days Start a new thread with photos of at least 6 SAKs of different frame lengths and/or shapes in your collection. Eg 58mm, 74mm, 84mm regular, 84mm slim, 85mm etc Participate in a Challenge thread and post a photo of a SAK-alike, aka multi-layered, knife-based pocket tools for thirty (30) consecutive days. Find him! Participate in a Challenge thread, carry knife/tool with a blade 4" or longer, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry at least one green edc item, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days. Participate in a Challenge thread, carry a Victorinox Hiker, and post a photo every day for 30 consecutive days. Must start a thread with a photo of at least five (5) of your watches Build your own version of an MRE using off-the-shelf components, post a photo of the completed MRE and store at room temperature for 6 days or more. Consume the MRE after the storage period and post pictures and descriptions of the contents. Take part in the christmas pool or a rak type giveaway. Those wanting to say thank you for a rak may also nominate for the santa. Participate in a Challenge and post a photo of a Utility Knife for thirty (30) consecutive days. Participate  in a Challenge thread and post a photo of a LM Pocket Survival Tool for thirty (30) consecutive days. Start a new thread and post a photo of the multitool for thirty (30) consecutive days. Start a new thread and post a photo of the pen for thirty (30) consecutive days. Start a new thread with photos of your zip ties in use

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