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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #390 on: July 08, 2025, 01:20:58 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #391 on: July 09, 2025, 01:27:26 PM
Good morning everyone!

I'm a bit late today, so here are a few bonus jokes for you!

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it's served warm it's called jussmurfer

I drank a bottle of invisible ink and now I am in the hospital waiting to be seen.

A friend of mine wants to climb the Great Pyramid.  I think it would be fun, at least up to a point.

I was shocked when I found out my new electric toothbrush wasn't waterproof.

Also, a word of warning. I saw one of our engineers the other day with some graph paper. I think he may be plotting something.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #392 on: July 09, 2025, 01:28:46 PM
Looks like the censor has messed up a punchline. 

That should be:

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it's served warm it's called just water.

I'm not sure which way is funnier though, if I'm honest!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #393 on: July 09, 2025, 02:14:48 PM
Both are cute.
Yet, I thought it was REVENGE is a dish best served cold!

Keep on ICE till needed!😉
If I start and end the day above ground, it is a good day!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #394 on: July 09, 2025, 07:45:44 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #395 on: July 10, 2025, 12:42:36 PM
Good morning everyone!

Some of you have been asking why I find a nice corner of the project to hide in every day, and I think it's time I let you all in on my secret.

Ask any recruiter or HR person- a good employee is hard to find, and I like to prove my worth by making it darn near impossible!

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #396 on: July 10, 2025, 12:50:10 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #397 on: July 11, 2025, 12:33:46 PM
Good morning everyone!  It's FRIDAY!

I've finally decided that it's time I admit something to you all- a few years ago I was abducted by aliens.  They made me wash my hands, eat my vegetables and clean me room.

That's why I was sure I was on the mother ship.

I hope that you all have a great weekend! 

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Reply #398 on: July 11, 2025, 03:43:33 PM
 :rofl: You too Def!
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #399 on: July 21, 2025, 12:20:06 PM
I'm back to work today, and the jokes are back too!

Good morning everyone!

While on vacation last week I went into an old fashioned record store and I picked up a record called "The Sounds That Wasps Make."

I put it on the record player and the buzzing sounds that it was playing didn't sound much like wasps.  I was confused until I realized......

It was on the Bee side.

Some of you younger folks probably won't get this one, but the rest of us are laughing so hard we may choke on our Geritol.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #400 on: July 21, 2025, 01:16:31 PM
Those FLIPPING Bees don’t like it when the Wasp get top billing😜

If I start and end the day above ground, it is a good day!

Hope yours is as good!

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Reply #401 on: July 21, 2025, 02:53:31 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #402 on: July 22, 2025, 01:15:59 PM
Good morning everyone!

These morning jokes have been making their way into my personal life.  Megan has been after me to stop making breakfast puns. In fact, she's told me if I make any more, I'm toast.

But then my friends keep egging me on.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #403 on: July 22, 2025, 02:04:07 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: You too Def!
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #404 on: July 22, 2025, 02:16:48 PM
I can just picture it!

Megan laying you OUT  over a nice breakfast with a 12” cast iron skillet!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #405 on: July 22, 2025, 02:18:17 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #406 on: July 22, 2025, 02:32:32 PM
Missed a word! 🫣
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Reply #407 on: July 22, 2025, 02:34:24 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #408 on: July 23, 2025, 12:43:23 PM
Good morning everyone!

I've always been a history buff, and I always wondered why the medieval period was known as The Dark Ages.

Eventually I realized it was because it was the knight time.

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #409 on: July 23, 2025, 02:26:27 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #410 on: July 23, 2025, 03:42:05 PM
A problem easy to correct with a helmet knight light🙄!

Scary cats!!!
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #411 on: July 24, 2025, 03:23:45 AM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #412 on: July 24, 2025, 12:36:47 PM
Good morning everyone!

Keeping active is important- when my father turned 65 he started walking 5 KMS a day.

Now he's in his 80's and we have no idea where the heck he is- he could be anywhere by now!

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #413 on: July 24, 2025, 12:38:19 PM
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Reply #414 on: July 24, 2025, 06:18:06 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #415 on: July 25, 2025, 01:34:12 PM
Good morning everyone!

It's Friday, and I've been looking for a new hobby, so I joined an amateur autopsy club.

Saturday is our Open Mike night.

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Reply #416 on: July 25, 2025, 02:50:47 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #417 on: July 25, 2025, 03:53:18 PM
A very good thing my name is not MIKE!

GRANT you this, seems be a lay it awl out there type of new hobby!  I have an acquaintance named DEXTER that is interested in taking part!
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us Offline Barry Rowland

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #418 on: July 25, 2025, 04:23:22 PM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #419 on: July 28, 2025, 12:22:03 PM
Good morning everyone!

It's Monday and time for the first terrible joke of the week! 

What is it called when a theoretical physicist and a molecular biologist have a disagreement?

Science friction!

I'll show myself out now....

Have a great day and stay hydrated- it's going to be a hot one out there today!

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