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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #450 on: August 19, 2025, 12:23:53 PM
Good morning everyone- it's another sunny day!

You know, I used to date an optician but it didn't work out.  It was hard to break up with her though, as every time I said I couldn't see her anymore she moved an inch closer and said "How about now? Is that better?"

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #451 on: August 20, 2025, 01:16:14 PM
Good morning everyone.

Two truckloads of hair have been stolen from a wig factory in Burnside.  Police are combing the area.

I had a part time job at the Velcro factory next door but I had to give it up because I kept getting stuck at work.

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #452 on: August 21, 2025, 12:51:38 PM
Good morning everyone!

I've been speculating on the future of society and I have come to the conclusion that 3025 years from now, life will either be much easier or significantly more difficult.

It'll be fifty fifty.

If that didn't make you smile, think about this- our jobs are secure and we won't be replaced by Artificial Intelligence, because no intelligence of any kind has ever been required.

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #453 on: August 21, 2025, 03:01:21 PM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on August 21, 2025, 12:51:38 PM
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If that didn't make you smile, think about this- our jobs are secure and we won't be replaced by Artificial Intelligence, because no intelligence of any kind has ever been required.

Have a great day everyone!

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It has never been about INTELLIGENCE, that got us here today.  Or will keep us moving forward to the future.

It really is awl about I N S T I N C T !

Now if we rely on ARTIFICIAL INSTINCT, we will not be here in 3025…🥺
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #454 on: August 22, 2025, 12:39:51 PM
Good morning everyone- it's Friday again!

Instead of a joke, I have a history lesson for you!

We all know the stories of the Knights of the Round Table, but like any military organization, they relied on proper intelligence and reconnaissance to be successful.  They counted on one knight who was also an excellent spy, although you rarely hear about him.

His name was Sir Valence.

And, in sadder news, the person who invented throat lozenges has passed away.  There was no coffin at the funeral.

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #455 on: August 25, 2025, 12:50:47 PM
Good morning everyone!

It's Monday whether you like it or not, and here's your thought for the day:

There's a fine line between numerators and denominators, and only a fraction of people know that!

What's that?  Too smart for first thing on Monday?  Okay, how's this:

Have you heard of a new sport called silent tennis?  It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #456 on: August 25, 2025, 01:14:40 PM
The line is call vinculum in the olden days when I was in school.

It was changed to FRACTION BAR when my kids studied fractions😜
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #457 on: August 25, 2025, 05:28:12 PM
You learn something new every day!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #458 on: August 26, 2025, 01:02:20 PM
Good morning everyone!

In an effort to find alternative employment I was looking into starting a zoo.  Apparently you require two pandas, a grizzly and three polar bears to get started.  That's the bear minimum.

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #459 on: August 27, 2025, 01:04:41 PM
Good morning everyone!

As you know, mental health is an important issue and I wanted to let you know that I have some tattoos on my side and back.  When people are sad, I let them color in my tattoos to make them feel better.

Once in a while everyone needs a shoulder to crayon.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #460 on: August 28, 2025, 12:15:44 PM
Good morning everyone!

I read last night that AI is getting better and better every day and soon will be smarter than people.  My question is "WHICH PEOPLE?" because I feel like that but if information could greatly alter how impressive an accomplishment it is.

As George Carlin used to say "picture how dumb the average person is and remember, half of them are dumber than that!"

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #461 on: August 29, 2025, 01:06:31 PM
Good morning everyone!  It's FRIDAY, and even better, it's a long weekend!

Here's a few one liners to keep you thinking until the next joke on Tuesday.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon and I'll let you know what comes first.

I don't know what "inconsequential" means but I'm guessing it's not important.

Positivity is contagious- I told my plants I loved them and now they are rooting for me.

Garbage collectors don't get much training- they are expected to just pick it up as they go along.

Two thieves stole a calendar- they each got six months.

When I was young I moved into an igloo and my friends threw me a housewarming party.  Unfortunately it left me homeless.

And finally, Megan told me I could really be stupid at times and I appreciate her giving me permission.

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #462 on: August 29, 2025, 02:11:24 PM
So much to take in today, I now feel full!

If I start and end the day above ground, it is a good day!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #463 on: September 02, 2025, 12:34:54 PM
Good morning everyone!  The best Monday is when it's actually Tuesday!

I know a local chicken farmer that was telling me about an experiment he was working on.

He said that since many people preferred just the chicken legs, he had DNA sequenced a chicken with six legs to maximize his profit.

I asked how it tasted and he said he had no idea, no one has been able to catch one yet.

Have a great day everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #464 on: September 03, 2025, 02:46:37 AM
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #465 on: September 03, 2025, 12:36:29 PM
I'm glad you liked that one.  I am pretty sure I stole it from someone here.

For today I put on my jeans and jean jacket...

Good morning everyone!

Here are a couple of the most Canadian jokes I can think of!

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anony-moose.

What do you call a moose that everyone knows?

Fa-moose!

Have a great day out there you hosers!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #466 on: September 04, 2025, 04:06:42 AM
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For today I put on my jeans and jean jacket...
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #467 on: September 04, 2025, 12:37:35 PM
Good morning everyone!

A little while ago someone asked me to tell them what an acorn was.

I said "well, in a nutshell it's an oak tree."

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #468 on: September 05, 2025, 12:31:39 PM
Good morning everyone!

It's Friday!!!

I've decided to donate my body to science.  Some people say that's generous of me, but I really need the room in my freezer back.

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #469 on: September 07, 2025, 02:47:13 AM
Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on September 02, 2025, 12:34:54 PM
Good morning everyone!  The best Monday is when it's actually Tuesday!

I know a local chicken farmer that was telling me about an experiment he was working on.

He said that since many people preferred just the chicken legs, he had DNA sequenced a chicken with six legs to maximize his profit.

I asked how it tasted and he said he had no idea, no one has been able to catch one yet.

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #470 on: September 07, 2025, 03:05:18 AM
The WAY I HEARD IT!

The FARMER, his WIFE and his SON always fought over the leg and thigh.

So the farmer bred his chickens to have 3 legs. But, the chickens were too fast to be caught.

I am just wondering just how much faster a six legged bird is than the pitiful three legged variety  :think: :dunno:
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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #471 on: September 08, 2025, 12:50:26 AM
That explains this Honda Civic I spotted in traffic recently. 

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Re: Jokes for my work group
Reply #472 on: September 08, 2025, 01:02:27 PM
Good morning everyone! 

Today I have a math question for you- how can ten plus ten equal twenty, and eleven plus eleven equals twenty too?

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #473 on: September 09, 2025, 12:33:58 PM
Good morning everyone!

Last night Megan and I got in a fight.  If you can believe it, she accused me of stealing her Thesaurus.

I was shocked, aghast, appalled and dismayed.

But you know, these kinds of things happen.  Many women say their spouses never listen to them, but I'm proud to say I've never heard Megan say that.

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #474 on: September 10, 2025, 12:28:09 PM
Good morning everyone!

I was reading a fascinating science article last night. Entomologists have long suffered with determining whether certain ants were male or female, but after exhaustive testing they have finally determined a test with 100% accuracy.  It's actually remarkably simple- you just put the ant in some water, and if it floats, it's buoyant.

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Reply #475 on: September 11, 2025, 02:47:25 AM
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Reply #476 on: September 11, 2025, 12:17:12 PM
Good morning everyone!

How do you keep a forum member in suspense?

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #477 on: September 12, 2025, 12:36:33 PM
Good morning everyone!

It's Friday again, so the day is going to get better with every passing minute!  :-)

You know, I talk about different jobs all the time, but what I really wanted to be was a comedian.  Whenever I told people that was my dream, they laughed, and I'm not sure if that was a good thing or not.

You guys are rock stars- have a great weekend!

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Reply #478 on: September 15, 2025, 12:51:20 PM
Good morning everyone and happy Monday!

It occurred to me over the weekend that weighing large animals like elephants must be really different.  Eventually I came to the conclusion that it's just like weighing a human, but on a bigger scale.

Have a great day everyone!

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Reply #479 on: September 16, 2025, 12:21:28 PM
Good morning everybody!

Over the weekend I bought a chicken to make some sandwiches, but so far all it's done is cluck and crap on the floor.

Have a great day everyone!

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