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From Russia with love

ru Offline Rostovsky

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From Russia with love
on: October 25, 2025, 10:02:14 PM
Greetings to all from the South-West of Russia. I just rode a bear from the taiga, shook off the snow, took off my hat, earflaps, balalaika. I hung a Kalashnikov assault rifle on the wall. But I'm interested in a few questions about SAK. And here I am. English is not my native language, artificial intelligence translates, all questions to it, if something is wrong, correct me.
Or maybe you also want me to give you the key to the apartment where the money is?


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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #1 on: October 25, 2025, 10:08:18 PM
Welcome aboard, and hope the bear behaved itelf! :D
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Culling of the knife and multi herds in progress...

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ru Offline Rostovsky

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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #2 on: October 25, 2025, 10:38:15 PM
Welcome aboard, and hope the bear behaved itelf! :D

Thanks, everything is OK.
« Last Edit: October 25, 2025, 10:51:02 PM by Rostovsky »
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us Offline MadPlumbarian

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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #3 on: October 26, 2025, 01:27:10 AM
Welcome aboard, good movie!
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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #4 on: October 26, 2025, 01:32:26 AM
Welcome!

Just remember

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Would love to see picture of your BEAR

AND

The assault rifle!

If I start and end the day above ground, it is a good day!

Hope yours is as good!

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   A WISE man knows whether or not to say it!!!


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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #5 on: October 26, 2025, 08:25:37 AM
Greetings, neighbour!


ru Offline Rostovsky

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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #6 on: October 26, 2025, 11:32:27 AM
Thank you for the warm welcome. The bear refuses to be photographed. As for the assault rifle, it looks like this. In Russia, individuals are prohibited from owning rifled automatic weapons, including those with a short barrel. I got this air rifle as a gift from an old hunter. And the rifle was made when Nixon was president.
Or maybe you also want me to give you the key to the apartment where the money is?


ru Offline Rostovsky

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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #7 on: October 26, 2025, 11:44:36 AM
And when firearms are restricted, you have to come up with something. For this occasion, I have a Soviet special forces entrenching tool. One is in the car, the other in the hallway. I love it when guests come over. Carrying a baseball bat in the car is the height of indecency. I heard that Cold Steel tried to counterfeit a special forces shovel like this.
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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #8 on: October 26, 2025, 12:03:29 PM
Лопата – друг солдата! The OG multitool. Deserves its place on this forum for sure. The Cold Steel knockoff lives in my shed and in my trunk. Made of inferior capitalist steel, but good bang for the buck.


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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #9 on: October 26, 2025, 04:12:09 PM
Thank you for the warm welcome. The bear refuses to be photographed. As for the assault rifle, it looks like this. In Russia, individuals are prohibited from owning rifled automatic weapons, including those with a short barrel. I got this air rifle as a gift from an old hunter. And the rifle was made when Nixon was president.

Very nice,  is it a 22 cal rifle barrel? 
I have one fitted with a RedDot.

Target bullseyes are devoured mostly for entertainment.

If I start and end the day above ground, it is a good day!

Hope yours is as good!

A SMART man always knows what to say!
   A WISE man knows whether or not to say it!!!


us Offline Farmer X

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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #10 on: October 26, 2025, 08:00:20 PM
I sure do like that entrenching tool. It would be a handy item to put in a camping kit. As for the firearms...let's just say I'm thankful to live in the States. But would an automatic firearm with a smooth bore be legal in Russia? :think:
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Culling of the knife and multi herds in progress...

If I pay five figures for something, it better have wings or a foundation!


ru Offline Rostovsky

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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #11 on: October 26, 2025, 09:26:52 PM
The rifle in the photo above has a 4.5 mm caliber.
As for the law on weapons, hunting smoothbore weapons and some models of rifled hunting carbines are allowed in Russia under certain conditions. You don't get around much.
But as a result, there are practically no areas in cities where the police cannot enter or it is scary to appear there at night.
If you sacrifice one thing, you gain something else.
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us Offline ThisAlarm7

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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #12 on: October 27, 2025, 01:01:47 AM
Welcome!


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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #13 on: October 27, 2025, 03:53:43 PM
Welcome.  :hatsoff:
May the best of your past, be the worst of your future.



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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #14 on: October 29, 2025, 12:38:50 PM
Welcome aboard, enjoy the forum!

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ru Offline Rostovsky

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Re: From Russia with love
Reply #15 on: October 29, 2025, 12:51:11 PM
Thank you, gentlemen.
Or maybe you also want me to give you the key to the apartment where the money is?


 

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