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Some bad language but funny as BEEP
on: May 10, 2026, 10:02:54 PM
After watching an episode of Jeopardy where the Final Jeopardy answer was the seven words you can't say on TV. Afterwards, since I couldn't recall all seven of them I asked my Google speaker what they were, expecting it to rattle off seven beeps.  What actually happened was even funnier, although tbh, there's a good chance the smurf filter is going to change the result!

It told me BEEP, piss, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP and tits.

I love that it only censored some of them and was willing to say the others!

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Re: Some bad language but funny as BEEP
Reply #1 on: May 10, 2026, 10:46:24 PM
 :ahhh   :rofl:

Yeah, AI can be somewhat infuriating when it decides for you what you may and may not know.
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Re: Some bad language but funny as BEEP
Reply #2 on: May 10, 2026, 11:12:38 PM
Well smurf!
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Re: Some bad language but funny as BEEP
Reply #3 on: May 11, 2026, 12:30:05 AM
I am impressed that the forum left those words as well!

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Re: Some bad language but funny as BEEP
Reply #4 on: May 11, 2026, 01:04:44 PM
I, for one, prefer smurfs to BEEPS. Much less annoying.  :D
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Re: Some bad language but funny as BEEP
Reply #5 on: May 11, 2026, 05:10:45 PM
It was just funny which ones it decided to bleep... and at the end, I wasn't really ever expecting to hear "... and tits" from my Google speaker!   :rofl:

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Re: Some bad language but funny as BEEP
Reply #6 on: May 12, 2026, 03:03:17 PM
George Carlin's bit about those words is (as usual) just smurfing brilliant! Look it up!

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