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Title: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 27, 2018, 01:07:41 PM
Medical Bill has been bitten by the travel bug (at least we think it's a travel bug - there are lots of bugs on the U Boat.

He wishes to leave the comparitive safety ( :o ) of his dark, smelly, hot and confined home and travel out into the world.

His wish is to be hosted by a series of MTO members scattered across the globe who will show him the hospitality we are famed for.

If you'd like to be visited, please add your name to the list. Once Bill is with you if you could document his visit with some words and pics for us all to enjoy that would be great. By adding your name you are agreeing to pay the postage costs to get Billiam to his next port of call.

Once a list is established I'll sort it into some kind of order so he travels in a logical manner.

As you can see by the pics, he's already packed his suitcase and is waiting by the hatch ready to go.

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 27, 2018, 01:15:47 PM
001 - Ireland - Eamo  :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 27, 2018, 01:27:23 PM
001 - Ireland - Eamo  :whistle:

 :twak:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on July 27, 2018, 01:35:29 PM
001 - Ireland - Eamo  :whistle:
:twak:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on July 27, 2018, 01:39:33 PM
Someone add me to the list please.   :cheers:

Sent from the land of the long white cloud.

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 27, 2018, 01:41:17 PM
001 - Ireland - Eamo  :whistle:

 :twak:
001 - Ireland - Eamo  :whistle:
:twak:
Ok ok, I'm very sorry.  :oops:

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.  :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 27, 2018, 01:43:07 PM
Interesting, Ireland and New Zealand are almost exactly on opposite sides of the globe...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on July 27, 2018, 01:46:37 PM
Thanks Pabs.   :tu:   Excuse the edit to fix my name.

Sent from the land of the long white cloud.

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 27, 2018, 01:48:36 PM
I hope the uppercase z was the only mistake I made with it.  :oops:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on July 27, 2018, 01:51:15 PM
It was.   :like:

Sent from the land of the long white cloud.

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 27, 2018, 02:03:19 PM
Eamo?  :pok: You're forgiven you know.  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on July 27, 2018, 02:07:17 PM
oh, go on so M Bill is always welcome, he can share some of his knowledge with us here
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 27, 2018, 02:09:56 PM
So I’ll go on and add eamo to the list?  :tu:

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.  :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 27, 2018, 02:25:34 PM
Great start! Two of my fave comedies represented so far: Father Ted and Flight of the Conchords. Keep 'em coming folks.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on July 27, 2018, 02:32:10 PM
Sounds like phun :D

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.  :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on July 27, 2018, 07:33:48 PM
This can be fun

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.  :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 27, 2018, 07:43:22 PM
This itinerary is shaping up nice.  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 27, 2018, 09:00:42 PM
Kottskrapa, bills favourite band is Opeth. Can you introduce him to them while he's with you please?  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on July 27, 2018, 09:06:38 PM
time to introduce Bill to road flare welcomes

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.  :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on July 27, 2018, 09:49:02 PM
Kottskrapa, bills favourite band is Opeth. Can you introduce him to them while he's with you please?  :D
No promises, I think I am at the opposite side of Sweden and there was no gigs planed. But who knows.. I'm not the one turning down a nice gig and if so, he is welcome to join

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 27, 2018, 10:11:00 PM
:woohoo:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on July 27, 2018, 10:43:45 PM
If Bill is going to Sweden I guess it is only fair to show him what's up north too. (Spoiler: Mostly snow and ice if he arrives late).

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.  :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 27, 2018, 10:49:14 PM
Isn’t Northern Norway about 20 Celsius or so in the daytime now?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 27, 2018, 10:53:34 PM
If Bill is going to Sweden I guess it is only fair to show him what's up north too. (Spoiler: Mostly snow and ice if he arrives late).

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.  :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
OMG! Bill loves Norwegian black metal too! He's so excited!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on July 27, 2018, 11:27:01 PM
Isn’t Northern Norway about 20 Celsius or so in the daytime now?

Yes, we're having a heat spell. Or is that hot spell in English. If it gets to 25 I'll just lay flat and wait until it passes.

Not sure if I have any black metal. I'll just have to take that literally.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on July 27, 2018, 11:30:18 PM
Eamo?  :pok: You're forgiven you know.  :pok:

Wait what ??? What am i been forgiven for?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 27, 2018, 11:32:41 PM
Eamo?  :pok: You're forgiven you know.  :pok:

Wait what ??? What am i been forgiven for?
Dunno. Can't remember. It was 8 hours ago.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on July 27, 2018, 11:40:36 PM
How much does he eat?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on July 27, 2018, 11:51:19 PM
How much does he eat?

How many Martini sandwiches can you make?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 28, 2018, 02:16:09 AM
Would be pleased to host Medical Bill. Somebody please send him to Montana.  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 28, 2018, 09:46:35 AM
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.  :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - USA (Montana) - Nix
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on July 28, 2018, 09:53:21 AM
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.  :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - USA (Montana) - Nix
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on July 28, 2018, 12:50:19 PM
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.  :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - USA (Montana) - Nix
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on July 28, 2018, 01:13:14 PM
Medical Bill, there's a Midden waiting for you in Scotland.  :salute:

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.  :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - USA (Montana) - Nix
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
011 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Douglas on July 28, 2018, 03:36:40 PM
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.   )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - USA (Montana) - Nix
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
011 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
012 - USA (Texas) Douglas
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 29, 2018, 02:09:45 AM
Question: does Bill have any special dietary restrictions?  :think:

Seems he must have been living on oats for a long while now........can he eat beef or tacos?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 29, 2018, 08:42:47 AM
Question: does Bill have any special dietary restrictions?  :think:

Seems he must have been living on oats for a long while now........can he eat beef or tacos?  :think:
As long as you introduce different foodstuffs gradually, anything goes really. 

I asked Bill what his favourite type of salty porridge is and he said he likes the one with the vitamin tablets sprinkled in it so he doesn't get ricketts or scurvy.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on July 29, 2018, 09:20:46 AM
so Szekely gulaš it is
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 29, 2018, 10:36:58 AM
so Szekely gulaš it is
Two helpings please!  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on July 29, 2018, 11:32:54 AM
only 2? Is Bill on a diet
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 29, 2018, 02:25:59 PM
I am pleased to know that old Bill is being open minded. After all, is that what travel is supposed to do? Expose us to new sights, sounds, flavors, and ideas?

Still I think I'll steer him away from 'Rocky Mountain Oysters' as they are called here. Best not to alarm him, I think. I do want him to leave the USA with a positive impression, at least as far as is possible.

Maybe I'll see if I can tempt him with a simple burger.....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 29, 2018, 02:35:08 PM
I'm not a stickler for paperwork. I've awlways loathed the stuff myself. But I wonder if Bill has a passport?

I doubt he's needed one, living, as he has, on the U-boat. Still, it might be nice for him to have some sort of document of his travels. I wouldn't mind making the necessary marks in his paperwork to get him past the casually curious official, if that might help.

(http://img.symworks.com/l_passport_notebook.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 29, 2018, 02:52:05 PM
Due to the shall we say, 'interesting' pasts that led the majority of the crew to the U Boat, we figured the best way for Bill to travel would involve him skirting under the radar safely secured in a parcel rather than going through the usual channels.  Any paperwork on offer is helpful in case of discovery.  Thanks  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on July 29, 2018, 02:57:59 PM
is Bill's last name Hickok? although it could also be Wallace, Nelson, Tell, Faulkner, Shatner, Gates or Idol
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on July 29, 2018, 03:06:46 PM
Due to the shall we say, 'interesting' pasts that led the majority of the crew to the U Boat, we figured the best way for Bill to travel would involve him skirting under the radar safely secured in a parcel rather than going through the usual channels.  Any paperwork on offer is helpful in case of discovery.  Thanks  :salute:

This area has a history of people entering and leaving by U-boat, and none of them brought any paperwork with them. That said, a parcel might be even better - they've never caught anyone arriving in parcels so far.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on July 29, 2018, 03:11:51 PM
Due to the shall we say, 'interesting' pasts that led the majority of the crew to the U Boat, we figured the best way for Bill to travel would involve him skirting under the radar safely secured in a parcel rather than going through the usual channels.  Any paperwork on offer is helpful in case of discovery.  Thanks  :salute:

This area has a history of people entering and leaving by U-boat, and none of them brought any paperwork with them. That said, a parcel might be even better - they've never caught anyone arriving in parcels so far.

there was a man in US that shipped himself in a box
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Greg Jones on July 29, 2018, 03:13:16 PM
I'd be happy to have him visit Canada (Nova Scotia) lot's of coast line for him to sneak in under cover  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on July 29, 2018, 03:22:09 PM
Due to the shall we say, 'interesting' pasts that led the majority of the crew to the U Boat, we figured the best way for Bill to travel would involve him skirting under the radar safely secured in a parcel rather than going through the usual channels.  Any paperwork on offer is helpful in case of discovery.  Thanks  :salute:

This area has a history of people entering and leaving by U-boat, and none of them brought any paperwork with them. That said, a parcel might be even better - they've never caught anyone arriving in parcels so far.

there was a man in US that shipped himself in a box
I listened on a podcast about him a while ago. Think it was on stuff you missed in history class

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on July 29, 2018, 03:32:10 PM
What about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper .  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on July 29, 2018, 08:17:17 PM
Due to the shall we say, 'interesting' pasts that led the majority of the crew to the U Boat, we figured the best way for Bill to travel would involve him skirting under the radar safely secured in a parcel rather than going through the usual channels.  Any paperwork on offer is helpful in case of discovery.  Thanks  :salute:

This area has a history of people entering and leaving by U-boat, and none of them brought any paperwork with them. That said, a parcel might be even better - they've never caught anyone arriving in parcels so far.

there was a man in US that shipped himself in a box

If he had only seen how they handle the parcels here.. I never thought it was to discourage human smuggling, but I'm sure they'll use that as a reason if they think of it.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on July 29, 2018, 09:03:28 PM
if it works...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 30, 2018, 02:49:16 PM
So...even life on a normal U-boat can be pretty strange. There is no sunlight, the air is recycled, and the work schedule is unending. And sleep patterns are often disrupted as crews are working 6 or 4 hours shifts around the clock.

Tell us, Mags, does Medical Bill have any particular or peculiar sleep habits? Does he nap? Is he a night owl? Is he afraid of the dark? Does he need a nightlight? Will special background music help him sleep better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO2GZCN7VRc


Just trying to plan to be a considerate host here.  :)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on July 30, 2018, 02:52:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2uTFF_3MaA
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 30, 2018, 03:05:48 PM
So...even life on a normal U-boat can be pretty strange. There is no sunlight, the air is recycled, and the work schedule is unending. And sleep patterns are often disrupted as crews are working 6 or 4 hours shifts around the clock.

Tell us, Mags, does Medical Bill have any particular or peculiar sleep habits? Does he nap? Is he a night owl? Is he afraid of the dark? Does he need a nightlight? Will special background music help him sleep better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO2GZCN7VRc


Just trying to plan to be a considerate host here.  :)
The crew are grateful Nix - we are fond of Bill and want to feel that he's being well looked after (take note Eamo).

Regarding bed times, Bill likes a cup of salty porridge before getting into his pj's, then he has fifteen minutes on the radio (mainly he just says 'Breaker Breaker' into the handset), and then it's story time. His favourite tales involve seeing the sun, eating something other than salty porridge, and baby goats having adventures. Then he likes to be sung to - Anything by Black Sabbath, but particular favourites are 'Children of the Sea', 'Into the Void' and 'War Pigs'.

Bedtime is usually around 8pm (though we have no real way of telling the time while submerged) - Bill runs around with a balloon until we decide he should go to bed.

I'm going to start Bill off on his adventure tomorrow I think. He should be launched from Torpedo Tube Number 1 as we approach land.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 30, 2018, 03:51:04 PM
Ooooh I can’t wait to see where he goes. :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 30, 2018, 03:58:07 PM
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.   )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - USA (Montana) - Nix
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
011 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
012 - USA (Texas) Douglas
013 - Canada - Greg Jones

Be nice to have an itinerary......
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 30, 2018, 04:06:44 PM
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.   )
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - New Zealand - zoidberg
011 - USA (Montana) - Nix
012 - USA (Texas) Douglas
013 - Canada - Greg Jones

What about this to be going on with?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 30, 2018, 04:12:39 PM
You’re sending him to my place first?! I’d better tidy up and do my laundry quick!  :ahhh :o
He could probably use a local travel guide too.  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 30, 2018, 04:17:12 PM
You’re sending him to my place first?! I’d better tidy up and do my laundry quick!  :ahhh :o
He could probably use a local travel guide too.  :think:
Ummm, Yes! He's lived his life aboard a tube - he only knows how to get from one end of a tube to the other - it's a kind of 2D existence. He'll need you with him at all times in the 3D world Pabs. Don't Eamo this entire trip please.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 30, 2018, 04:26:15 PM
I’ll give him a safety line when near water.  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 30, 2018, 04:41:16 PM
Hmmmm...interesting that he's popping in and out of Scandinavia.

If if were planning a trip for myself, I might go Scotland, Norway, Sweden. Then drop down to the Netherlands. Perhaps on to Switzerland and Croatia. Sort of eastward progression.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 30, 2018, 04:42:20 PM
But I suppose anyone who runs around with a balloon before bed might be expected to be a bit more erratic......... ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on July 30, 2018, 06:11:13 PM
Hmmmm...interesting that he's popping in and out of Scandinavia.

If if were planning a trip for myself, I might go Scotland, Norway, Sweden. Then drop down to the Netherlands. Perhaps on to Switzerland and Croatia. Sort of eastward progression.

Then you should do Norway last of those?  :angel: (Granted, our capital Oslo is placed far west and down south in the periphery somewhere :D )
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on July 30, 2018, 06:41:03 PM
Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 30, 2018, 06:49:51 PM
Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
:facepalm:

He has all the medical skills you'd expect from a Lego minifig. I'll leave that with you.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 30, 2018, 06:50:30 PM
How long do we each keep him for?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 30, 2018, 07:05:53 PM
(https://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-guests-like-fish-begin-to-smell-after-three-days-benjamin-franklin-65333.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on July 30, 2018, 07:06:39 PM
Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
:facepalm:

He has all the medical skills you'd expect from a Lego minifig. I'll leave that with you.

So . . . ?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 30, 2018, 07:59:01 PM
How long do we each keep him for?
Long enough to have some fun without feeling too pressured.  I wouldn't want to put a specific time limit on it really.  Some people are busier than others and more able to arse around taking pictures of minifigs
 :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 30, 2018, 08:19:30 PM
Oh, is Bill allergic to dogs? ...or, is he afraid of dogs?   :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 30, 2018, 08:27:40 PM
Oh, is Bill allergic to dogs? ...or, is he afraid of dogs?   :whistle:
No, Bill loves dogs (but he couldn't eat a whole one, hee hee). Bonnie, the U Boat dog gets on well with Bill and he often feeds her some of his porridge ration.  The only time he doesn't like dogs is when they pop his balloon.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on July 30, 2018, 09:23:14 PM
Just sos yous knows... if Bill's after some hot midden action, I'm going up to the farm in September.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 30, 2018, 09:28:14 PM
Just sos yous knows... if Bill's after some hot midden action, I'm going up to the farm in September.
The heat and smell will be like home to him  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on July 30, 2018, 09:29:22 PM
what about dinosaurs ? security stan (the useless gobsmurfe) had a torrid time with Rex

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 30, 2018, 09:34:14 PM
Apart from the odd icthyasaur we haven't had much experience with dinosaurs.  At the end of the day it depends on how good you are at keeping your tyranosaurus rex under control eams.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 30, 2018, 09:53:46 PM
Just sos yous knows... if Bill's after some hot midden action, I'm going up to the farm in September.
The heat and smell will be like home to him  :tu:
So we've got all of August to passaround Bill until we send him to Fuzzy?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on July 30, 2018, 09:58:40 PM
Just sos yous knows... if Bill's after some hot midden action, I'm going up to the farm in September.
The heat and smell will be like home to him  :tu:
So we've got all of August to passaround Bill until we send him to Fuzzy?
See how it goes Pabs. My money is ok you showing bill a good time before sending him safely off to Eamo where he will mysteriously disappear off the face of the earth.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on July 30, 2018, 10:38:32 PM
I'm still deciding....  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 30, 2018, 10:45:35 PM
C'mon.....that Bill seems like a fun guy.    :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on July 30, 2018, 10:48:19 PM
Just sos yous knows... if Bill's after some hot midden action, I'm going up to the farm in September.
The heat and smell will be like home to him  :tu:
So we've got all of August to passaround Bill until we send him to Fuzzy?
See how it goes Pabs. My money is ok you showing bill a good time before sending him safely off to Eamo where he will mysteriously disappear off the face of the earth.

. . . . . and show up back on the U boat after terrorising my family. oh wait, that was Dolly
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on July 30, 2018, 10:51:15 PM
C'mon.....that Bill seems like a fun guy.    :cheers:
Yeah but I'm a bit bit wary of receiving any more Bills in the mail.  ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on July 30, 2018, 10:52:59 PM
C'mon.....that Bill seems like a fun guy.    :cheers:
Yeah but I'm a bit bit wary of receiving any more Bills in the mail.  ::)
Groan.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 30, 2018, 10:57:23 PM
This is not the time to contemplate revenge, Eamo.

Many of us are looking forward to meeting Bill.

Sure, over salt his porridge if you must, but don't drive him, terror stricken, back to the relative safety of the U-boat.

(https://www.pedestrian.tv/content/uploads/2017/07/L9KlL.gif)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 30, 2018, 10:58:47 PM
C'mon.....that Bill seems like a fun guy.    :cheers:
Yeah but I'm a bit bit wary of receiving any more Bills in the mail.  ::)

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/b/b2/Blaine_no%2C_just_no.gif/revision/20130805135739)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on July 30, 2018, 11:14:01 PM
This is not the time to contemplate revenge, Eamo.

Many of us are looking forward to meeting Bill.

Sure, over salt his porridge if you must, but don't drive him, terror stricken, back to the relative safety of the U-boat.

(https://www.pedestrian.tv/content/uploads/2017/07/L9KlL.gif)

Sorry Nix, but  :twak:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Greg Jones on July 30, 2018, 11:23:12 PM
Looks like I'll be his last stop in North America, oh what a time we'll have before his return  :drink:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on July 30, 2018, 11:25:52 PM
Sure, assuming Eamo doesn't feed him to T-Rex.

I'm becoming worried......
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 01, 2018, 02:09:35 AM
Mags, has Bill set off on his adventures? 

There had been talk of his launching his voyages today..........
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 01, 2018, 09:02:30 AM
Last minute delays prevented yesterday's disembarkation. Bill realised he hadn't packed any gifts for his hosts.  We rummaged around the bilge until we found some suitable tat presents and are currently on our way to the top secret launching position.

Ready torpedo tube number one! Bill, hang on to your suitcase and hold your breath.  Bon Voyage!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on August 01, 2018, 09:11:17 AM
:popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 01, 2018, 09:17:35 AM
 :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Douglas on August 01, 2018, 09:34:48 AM
(https://i.gifer.com/IimZ.gif)
AND HE'S OFF (on the way, that is...)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 01, 2018, 12:25:41 PM
Heads up Pabs- Keep a look out for reports of a small green waif wandering the streets of the emerald isle in a few days time.   :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 01, 2018, 12:46:07 PM
That's a lot of streets of keep an eye on... Better expand my spy network.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 01, 2018, 01:36:06 PM
That's a lot of streets of keep an eye on... Better expand my spy network.

What are you using? Corvids? Microscopic Robots? The elderly?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 01, 2018, 01:46:27 PM
Robins.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 01, 2018, 01:48:01 PM
Robins.
Nice. Unobtrusive and ubiquitous. What's your method for retaining their loyalty? Food? Hostages? Blackmail? or explosive collars?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 01, 2018, 01:51:32 PM
Mainly food, though the health plans are a big draw.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 01, 2018, 01:58:31 PM
Mainly food, though the health plans are a big draw.
Hmm, they have a two year life span on average. What can go wrong in two years?

Also, I hope you're not feeding Irish Jaffa Cakes to those poor robins.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 01, 2018, 02:08:00 PM
I've seen at least one, maybe two, wild birdies hopping around while missing a leg in the last two months.  :cry:
The Robins eat the bugs around the place.  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 01, 2018, 02:15:12 PM
someone is sending Jaffa cakes? well there goes my diet
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 01, 2018, 02:23:02 PM
someone is sending Jaffa cakes? well there goes my diet
You have to be one of Pablo's spies to get a Jaffa Cake.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 01, 2018, 07:37:26 PM
someone is sending Jaffa cakes? well there goes my diet
You have to be one of Pablo's spies to get a Jaffa Cake.

well Pablo is prone to pabloing things up so I still might get 'em
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 01, 2018, 07:54:48 PM
someone is sending Jaffa cakes? well there goes my diet
You have to be one of Pablo's spies to get a Jaffa Cake.

well Pablo is prone to pabloing things up so I still might get 'em
Yeah but they'll be pabloed.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 01, 2018, 07:55:19 PM
Not good eats.  :(
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 01, 2018, 08:04:00 PM
Not good eats.  :(
What happens if I pablo up trying to make them "Not good eats"?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 01, 2018, 08:07:41 PM
Not good eats.  :(
What happens if I pablo up trying to make them "Not good eats"?
You mean if you manage to Pablo Pabloing them? Reality will fold in on itself opening the doors to the dungeon dimensions, finally freeing Cthulhu from his eternal slumber.

Is that what you want?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 01, 2018, 08:10:47 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 01, 2018, 08:44:03 PM
Not good eats.  :(
What happens if I pablo up trying to make them "Not good eats"?
You mean if you manage to Pablo Pabloing them? Reality will fold in on itself opening the doors to the dungeon dimensions, finally freeing Cthulhu from his eternal slumber.

Is that what you want?
I thought it would make them Good eats...... :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 01, 2018, 09:50:17 PM
if Pablo pabloed a pabloing is that pabloing pabloed pablodicaly or pablobalicaly?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 01, 2018, 09:52:43 PM
That sentence looks pablo'ed, I can't understand it. :ahhh Pablodicaly and Pablobalicaly need to have a definition first.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 01, 2018, 09:55:41 PM
Foop.


That's the sound reality makes when it folds in on itself.

I warned you.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 01, 2018, 10:10:42 PM
I blame Styx
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 02, 2018, 09:29:44 AM
 :woohoo:  i'm world champion of the universe



....at least if this means I can take up Kirky's title for the time being
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 02, 2018, 07:14:28 PM
Pabs, has Medical Bill knocked on your door yet?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 02, 2018, 07:37:55 PM
No.  :cry:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 02, 2018, 07:50:05 PM
No.  :cry:

Now ?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 02, 2018, 08:00:57 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on August 02, 2018, 10:54:10 PM
So what's the itinerary?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 02, 2018, 11:32:18 PM
It's the list of places Medical Bill is visiting and in what order, but that's not important right now...  ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 02, 2018, 11:34:54 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 03, 2018, 10:26:50 AM
Bill prolly won't be arriving until after the weekend. His legs are only little.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 03, 2018, 10:28:46 AM
and it is a long walk
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 03, 2018, 10:29:14 AM
I blame Styx for that.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 03, 2018, 10:57:56 AM
that's what happens when I drink, see an axe and utter the words "Hold my *INSERT BOOZE I'M GUZZLING DOWN* and look at this" or "Bet you I can do *INSERT SOME DUMB IDEA*"
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 03, 2018, 10:59:36 AM
and it is a long walk

And swim too unless the u boat has made another foray into the Atlantic
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on August 03, 2018, 11:19:59 AM
Bill could come visit me here in Finland

Only Tools Matters
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 03, 2018, 11:26:19 AM
Bill could come visit me here in Finland

Only Tools Matters

I'll add your name to the list - feel free to mess with the list peeps - Bill doesn't mind which order he see's you all in.

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.   )
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - New Zealand - zoidberg
011 - USA (Montana) - Nix
012 - USA (Texas) Douglas
013 - Canada - Greg Jones
014 - Finland - Antti Lammi
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 03, 2018, 11:27:23 AM
Right at the Finnish.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 03, 2018, 11:41:09 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: MMR on August 04, 2018, 08:18:12 AM
Of course no one has any interest in visiting Denmark


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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 04, 2018, 08:50:18 AM
Of course no one has any interest in visiting Denmark


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that is not true. might not be the safest place for me right now (World cup and all that), but it would be nice to visit it and maybe get one of those horns to drink from
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 04, 2018, 09:01:28 AM
Of course no one has any interest in visiting Denmark


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Bill wants to visit everywhere - including Denmark! As your name to the list MMR  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on August 04, 2018, 12:56:57 PM
Of course no one has any interest in visiting Denmark

I'm sure it will feel like a homecoming. :)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 07, 2018, 11:34:24 AM
He’s not here yet.... I hope mags gave him the right ticket.

(http://www.bermudastamps.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1968-04-28-british-eagle-inaugural-flight-bermuda-ff.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 07, 2018, 11:40:07 AM
Maybe you should step outside and yell "Medical Bill!" Repeatedly for 2 hours so he can find his way.
Be sure to yell loud enough! He hasn't got ears to amplify the sound.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 07, 2018, 12:35:29 PM
Leave a bowl of salty porridge outside your door - he'll turn up.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 07, 2018, 12:37:15 PM
I’ll go up around the town later, in case he’s lost.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 07, 2018, 12:47:31 PM
Too soon for this?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 07, 2018, 12:48:55 PM
Maybe he's just standing in the bushes and you didn't spot him...
God knows how many toy soldiers I lost like that...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 07, 2018, 12:59:02 PM
Good thing there isn’t much greenery in this country.
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.
Wait a minute.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 07, 2018, 01:00:32 PM
but it is more emerald green
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 07, 2018, 01:05:46 PM
*awaiting leprecorny jokes*  ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 07, 2018, 01:07:09 PM
Green all looks similar from a distance.
Finding a bone needle in a haystack the size of Australia would be easier than finding Medical Bill in all this green. :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 07, 2018, 01:10:20 PM
Do you have access to infra red goggle technology? Might be the way to go.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 07, 2018, 01:12:36 PM
Or a Geiger counter? We recently found an old atomic reactor in the Antarctic and installed it in the U Boat. I think we're all a bit radioactive now. Good job we have so much salty porridge since all our teeth fell out.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 07, 2018, 01:15:00 PM
Or a Geiger counter? We recently found an old atomic reactor in the Antarctic and installed it in the U Boat. I think we're all a bit radioactive now. Good job we have so much salty porridge since all our teeth fell out.
Mags from alternate reality Earth-51, I want mags from Earth-19999 back. :twak:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 07, 2018, 01:24:39 PM
Or a Geiger counter? We recently found an old atomic reactor in the Antarctic and installed it in the U Boat. I think we're all a bit radioactive now. Good job we have so much salty porridge since all our teeth fell out.
Mags from alternate reality Earth-51, I want mags from Earth-19999 back. :twak:
Soz, he's been elected Grand LaserLord of the Dipulon people of Frubble 6. He's a bit busy at present.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 07, 2018, 01:25:52 PM
Or a Geiger counter? We recently found an old atomic reactor in the Antarctic and installed it in the U Boat. I think we're all a bit radioactive now. Good job we have so much salty porridge since all our teeth fell out.
Mags from alternate reality Earth-51, I want mags from Earth-19999 back. :twak:
Soz, he's been elected Grand LaserLord of the Dipulon people of Frubble 6. He's a bit busy at present.
I’ll settle for the one from Earth-616
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 07, 2018, 01:29:33 PM
Or a Geiger counter? We recently found an old atomic reactor in the Antarctic and installed it in the U Boat. I think we're all a bit radioactive now. Good job we have so much salty porridge since all our teeth fell out.
Mags from alternate reality Earth-51, I want mags from Earth-19999 back. :twak:
Soz, he's been elected Grand LaserLord of the Dipulon people of Frubble 6. He's a bit busy at present.
I’ll settle for the one from Earth-616
She's been turned into a cyborg Tricycle by her evil nemesis Darren Mattingly. Better get used to me Pabs, I'm the only Mags available for the time being.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 07, 2018, 01:36:05 PM
Or a Geiger counter? We recently found an old atomic reactor in the Antarctic and installed it in the U Boat. I think we're all a bit radioactive now. Good job we have so much salty porridge since all our teeth fell out.
Mags from alternate reality Earth-51, I want mags from Earth-19999 back. :twak:
Soz, he's been elected Grand LaserLord of the Dipulon people of Frubble 6. He's a bit busy at present.
I’ll settle for the one from Earth-616
She's been turned into a cyborg Tricycle by her evil nemesis Darren Mattingly. Better get used to me Pabs, I'm the only Mags available for the time being.
Ugggh fine. Any other Pabs available?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 07, 2018, 01:39:22 PM
There's 3 on board the U Boat at the moment - haling from Earth 298 they are triplets sharing the same name and a hive mind. You might think they'd be useful but all that happens is my stuff gets Pabloed 3 times quicker.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 07, 2018, 01:45:30 PM
What about the U-boat?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 07, 2018, 01:46:31 PM
What about the U-boat?
Completely Pabloed. Filling with water as I glug glug
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 07, 2018, 01:51:20 PM
:facepalm:
I would have expected it to be nicer than the one in this timeline.... maybe there is a mags out there with a luxury spaceship U boat?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 07, 2018, 02:30:36 PM
Looking at the Akashic Records there is this version (627954) but as you can see, it's suffered the same fate as the rest. Someone tried to reverse and cross beam the Ion engines to 'See what would happen'. Well, this happened. All hands lost.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 07, 2018, 02:42:00 PM
Ooooops.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 07, 2018, 02:50:46 PM
We can't have anything nice.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 07, 2018, 02:53:06 PM
sooooo y'all going shopping?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 07, 2018, 03:00:27 PM
You buying Styx?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 07, 2018, 04:05:43 PM
sure, but only sub I know is the Akula
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 07, 2018, 04:10:32 PM
Bit of a step up from what we're used to, but why not?

I have some good trades here if you're interested, up to and including a slightly soiled and highly radioactive WWII U Boat currently mothballed in an undisclosed location, plus at least a decades worth of (radioactive) salty porridge, and a Pabs to call your own.

Interested?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 08, 2018, 09:24:08 AM
sure. maybe i'll get to hulk out for real
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 08, 2018, 11:21:42 AM
Emma picked up a visitor at the airport!  :ahhh
(https://i.imgur.com/d4yiWhO.jpg)
The weather is exactly what you'd expect it to be for a person visiting Ireland for the first time. Cool, overcast with a hint of rain.  ::) Luckily it should be warmer and sunnier later on.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 08, 2018, 12:00:43 PM
Yayyyyyy
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 08, 2018, 12:11:15 PM
I do wonder why you grown men play with toy figurines...

I even more wonder why I feel the urge to do the same now...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 08, 2018, 12:14:39 PM
I do wonder why you grown men play with toy figurines...

I even more wonder why I feel the urge to do the same now...
Because Lego is for all ages. :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 08, 2018, 12:44:18 PM
It's a habit you cannot lego of.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 08, 2018, 12:47:37 PM
 :facepalm:  :twak: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 08, 2018, 01:36:01 PM
says to ages 99
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 08, 2018, 01:50:10 PM
If the machine they had could count higher, it would say to ages 999.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 08, 2018, 01:52:47 PM
according to your profile Pabs you're 100 . . . .
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 08, 2018, 01:55:27 PM
Still far short of 999. :tu:
And your profile says 100 too. :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 08, 2018, 01:58:34 PM
 :woohoo: He's arrived! The airport you say?  :think:

The mind boggles as to how he got there. Emma has wheels! Sweet! I'm glad Bill packed his helmet.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 08, 2018, 02:02:14 PM
According to everyone, the ride home was unsettling. :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 08, 2018, 02:05:26 PM
Does Emma have a license? Do you even need a license in Ireland? I'm sure Eamo didn't have a boat drivers license like I've got.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 08, 2018, 02:12:18 PM
Emma has a bicycle license

In any case, Bill appears to be fascinated by the sun right now. When was the last time he had time outside?
(https://i.imgur.com/uigLPCK.jpg)

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mags, I'm almost afraid to ask... :dwts: Did Bill already have a crack in the back of his left forearm? I first noticed it when I tried to take off his suitcase and his hand came off with it.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 08, 2018, 02:18:27 PM
Does Emma have a license? Do you even need a license in Ireland? I'm sure Eamo didn't have a boat drivers license like I've got.

funny that but i do indeed possess a powerboat licence.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 08, 2018, 02:20:12 PM
Ummm, Bill hasn't seen any sunlight ever. He's not supposed to be that colour - that shade of green is the result of several years of living in near darkness and surviving on salty porridge.

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If Bill has hidden some crack in his arm, that is nothing to do with me. Don't let him near any sniffer dogs.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 08, 2018, 02:21:09 PM
Does Emma have a license? Do you even need a license in Ireland? I'm sure Eamo didn't have a boat drivers license like I've got.

funny that but i do indeed possess a powerboat licence.
Yeah, since the Dolly incident. I bet you greased a few palms to get it too.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 08, 2018, 02:22:02 PM
Ummm, Bill hasn't seen any sunlight ever. He's not supposed to be that colour - that shade of green is the result of several years of living in near darkness and surviving on salty porridge.

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If Bill has hidden some crack in his arm, that is nothing to do with me. Don't let him near any sniffer dogs.
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I said A crack, not some crack.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 08, 2018, 02:22:44 PM
Does Emma have a license? Do you even need a license in Ireland? I'm sure Eamo didn't have a boat drivers license like I've got.

funny that but i do indeed possess a powerboat licence.
Yeah, since the Dolly incident. I bet you greased a few palms to get it too.
Be that as it may.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 08, 2018, 02:25:33 PM
Ummm, Bill hasn't seen any sunlight ever. He's not supposed to be that colour - that shade of green is the result of several years of living in near darkness and surviving on salty porridge.

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If Bill has hidden some crack in his arm, that is nothing to do with me. Don't let him near any sniffer dogs.
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I said A crack, not some crack.
Ooooooooh, I get it now. I wasn't aware of a crack, but there must have been I guess. Unless there was a crash on the way home you haven't admitted to yet?  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 08, 2018, 02:28:11 PM
Ummm, Bill hasn't seen any sunlight ever. He's not supposed to be that colour - that shade of green is the result of several years of living in near darkness and surviving on salty porridge.

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If Bill has hidden some crack in his arm, that is nothing to do with me. Don't let him near any sniffer dogs.
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I said A crack, not some crack.
Ooooooooh, I get it now. I wasn't aware of a crack, but there must have been I guess. Unless there was a crash on the way home you haven't admitted to yet?  :pok:
:P
As far as I know, the common cause of such cracks is pulling off and reinserting the hands.... which I didn't do.

Do you think Bill could use an arm transplant? I have lots of arms here. (that sounds ominous for some reason.)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 08, 2018, 02:30:29 PM
Ummm, Bill hasn't seen any sunlight ever. He's not supposed to be that colour - that shade of green is the result of several years of living in near darkness and surviving on salty porridge.

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If Bill has hidden some crack in his arm, that is nothing to do with me. Don't let him near any sniffer dogs.
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I said A crack, not some crack.
Ooooooooh, I get it now. I wasn't aware of a crack, but there must have been I guess. Unless there was a crash on the way home you haven't admitted to yet?  :pok:
:P
As far as I know, the common cause of such cracks is pulling off and reinserting the hands.... which I didn't do.

Do you think Bill could use an arm transplant? I have lots of arms here. (that sounds ominous for some reason.)
It Does sound ominous Pabs. It sounds like I have unwittingly sent Bill to visit a Lego serial killer  :ahhh

If you do an arm transplant could we see pics in the modding forum?

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 08, 2018, 03:11:20 PM
Just a quick (though distressing) change of arm until repairs are attempted on the old one. Bill’s gone all Luke Skywalker!
At least Emma knows what to do in these situations.

Is this a bad time for Bill to meet the crew?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 08, 2018, 03:18:38 PM
Does the new arm have any cyborg capabilities? Maybe a laser, mega strength, USB port or built in tv/phone/watch/calculator?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 08, 2018, 03:21:14 PM
It comes with a mini whiteboard.

So, to cheer up Bill, Ethan Chase suggests going on a tour....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 08, 2018, 03:28:18 PM
Mini whiteboard? Cool  :multi:

Sweet Zodiac Pabs! Is Ethan licensed to drive it? I mean a real license, not an Eamo 'drawn on an incontinence pants box with crayon' license.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 08, 2018, 03:31:22 PM
Ethan? No license? What kind of guy does he look like?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 08, 2018, 03:33:13 PM
Fair point Pabs - He looks the Shizz  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 08, 2018, 03:45:18 PM
 :rofl: :rofl:  what will you guys come up with next  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: pfrsantos on August 08, 2018, 04:13:40 PM
:rofl: :rofl:  what will you guys come up with next  :facepalm:

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JovialPlumpArgentineruddyduck-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 08, 2018, 04:19:33 PM
Got me with that one  :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: pfrsantos on August 08, 2018, 05:03:43 PM
Got me with that one  :rofl: :rofl: :like:

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JovialPlumpArgentineruddyduck-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 08, 2018, 05:42:21 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 08, 2018, 09:19:34 PM
I'm still a little concerned about the lad's broken arm.

That sounds like a 'green stick' fracture....often a sign of trauma or child abuse...... Also makes one wonder about nutritional deficiencies. That salty porridge diet may need to be supplemented with actual food.

Is Bill subjected to bullying on the U-boat?

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 08, 2018, 09:33:31 PM
I shall of course launch a full and independent investigation.  We treat all allegations of bullying seriously here on the U Boat. I am using this opportunity to ask for forum members to step forward to act as independent adjudicators. Leave no stone unturned and no lead ignored.  We shall have justice or blood will flow!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 08, 2018, 09:40:38 PM
...(stumbles in the rush)... I'll do it!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 08, 2018, 09:47:55 PM
...(stumbles in the rush)... I'll do it!
Glad to have you on board inquisitor Fuzzbucket  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 08, 2018, 10:35:26 PM
I'm more concerned that Pabs is an arms dealer.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: SteveC on August 08, 2018, 11:53:56 PM
I'm more concerned that Pabs is an arms dealer.

Better that than a crack dealer  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 09, 2018, 12:12:52 AM
Back from the cinema! I hope that Bill enjoyed mission impossible.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Douglas on August 09, 2018, 01:54:17 PM
Bill survived the U Boat, that tops anything Tom Cruze ever did.  :salute: :salute:
I'm looking forward to Bill's "Tell All" book, then the movie.  It'll set new Box Office records for sure...  :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 09, 2018, 02:02:04 PM
Bill survived the U Boat, that tops anything Tom Cruze ever did.  :salute: :salute:
I'm looking forward to Bill's "Tell All" book, then the movie.  It'll set new Box Office records for sure...  :whistle:
It will be a tissue of lies. Especially the bits about the kindly and caring Captain. We definitely didn't lure Bill on board just so we could sacrifice him to Cthulhu. No Sireeee.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 09, 2018, 02:42:24 PM
Mmmmm hmmmmmm......
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 09, 2018, 02:45:37 PM
No, the cap used him to smuggle crack underneath the Atlantic...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 09, 2018, 02:49:11 PM
No, the cap used him to smuggle Kraken underneath the Atlantic...
FTFY  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 09, 2018, 02:49:47 PM
So you're blackbeard now??
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 09, 2018, 02:52:37 PM
I make no claims to be anything but a kindly, struggling U Boat Captain with a soft heart and a smile for any mariner in a fix
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 09, 2018, 03:53:04 PM
Genuine smiles of comradery or faked ones?
Or real smiles of evil?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 09, 2018, 04:23:21 PM
Sounds like Medical Bill should stop over in Belgium for some debriefing.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 09, 2018, 05:45:27 PM
Don’t worry, Ethan is pretty experienced with stuff like this... I think.
https://youtu.be/T1NsWEDUF6Q
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 09, 2018, 05:56:17 PM
See Eamo, driving a boat can be safe and fun.

Looks like they had a hoot Pabs.  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 09, 2018, 06:05:05 PM
What if...
Dolly was told by mags to have an "incident" while at eamo's place to place eamo in a bad spot, and victimising mags?

Probably because eamo was selling something that mags craved for! Putting eamo in a bad spot would scare off potential customers, getting a lower price for mags.
Even more so because eamo, the poor dog, would feel guilty!

I wonder who will be the victim this time with Bill travelling around the world...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 09, 2018, 06:06:49 PM
Or was he treading on his patch :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 09, 2018, 06:15:59 PM
Intriguing theories.....

By the way, apologies for the portrait format video. I’m aware that those look bad.  :oops: I told YouTube to flip it to a better orientation, check the video again in a little while.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 09, 2018, 06:17:42 PM
Apologies excepted  :cheers: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 09, 2018, 06:18:07 PM
Well by me anyway  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 09, 2018, 10:49:15 PM
Apologies excepted  :cheers: :D
Excepted from me but definitely not accepted.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 09, 2018, 10:51:26 PM
I'm more concerned that Pabs is an arms dealer.

Better that than a crack dealer  :D
:rofl:

Looks like he is both.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 09, 2018, 10:56:14 PM
A true MTOer!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 09, 2018, 11:35:02 PM
Apologies excepted  :cheers: :D
Excepted from me but definitely not accepted.
It’s been a long day  :facepalm: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 10, 2018, 06:31:39 PM
What adventures has Bill been up to today Pabs? Or have you taken all the crack at once and have been rendered immobile?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 10, 2018, 07:06:45 PM
Xanax can have that effect on peope.

Not sure about Minifigs......
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 10, 2018, 07:46:40 PM
The Xanax won't arrive untill tomorrow! :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 12, 2018, 02:44:37 PM
Ethan explains the operation of the hangglider.
(https://i.imgur.com/IPdBa2p.jpg)
Weather and circumstances permitting, there will be flights from the top of a flagpole on a steep hill later. :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 12, 2018, 03:45:52 PM
Ethan explains the operation of the hangglider.

Weather and circumstances permitting, there will be flights from the top of a flagpole on a steep hill later. :dwts:
Are trying to break his neck this time Pabs  :pok: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 12, 2018, 03:49:15 PM
 :whistle:

The landing is pretty tough on the legs....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 12, 2018, 03:52:00 PM
:whistle:

The landing is pretty tough on the legs....
Oh you want him to break his legs  :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 12, 2018, 03:55:56 PM
Imagine landing this thing via running legs:  :ahhh
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/ayxCdO8
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 12, 2018, 04:00:57 PM
Works nicely taking off like you
say wander how you would land that  :think: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 12, 2018, 07:57:07 PM
So, to whom shall I send Bill to next? Eamo? Or someone else?



Works nicely taking off like you
say wander how you would land that  :think: :rofl:
You don't.  :P
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 12, 2018, 08:02:36 PM
Yup you can send him on to me
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 12, 2018, 08:03:44 PM
 :like:

How has the visit been? Did Bill overstay his welcome already?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 12, 2018, 08:38:20 PM
I think Bill wants to get away
as quickly as possible from Pabs
As he broke his arm and tried breaking
his legs with that dangerous contraption  :like: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 12, 2018, 09:01:06 PM
I think Bill wants to get away
as quickly as possible from Pabs
As he broke his arm and tried breaking
his legs with that dangerous contraption  :like: :rofl:
And now he's being sent into the clutches of the dastardly Eamo  :ahhh

Poor Bill. Maybe it's time to launch Operation Medicare
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 12, 2018, 09:03:38 PM
Or operation retrieve the Bill :D :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 12, 2018, 09:04:54 PM
Or operation retrieve the Bill :D :like:
:rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 12, 2018, 09:16:32 PM
Eamo, I need an address then.  :tu: PM me.

:like:

How has the visit been? Did Bill overstay his welcome already?
I just wonder if I’m keeping him too long... starting to feel guilty.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 12, 2018, 09:22:18 PM
A pic from today’s shenanigans:
(http://i.imgur.com/PZAfReI.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 12, 2018, 09:40:40 PM
 
:dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 12, 2018, 09:47:30 PM
 :rofl:  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 12, 2018, 09:57:42 PM
Nice one Pabs  :like: :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 14, 2018, 02:19:12 PM
An incomplete museum of media storage devices.
(https://i.imgur.com/NLSjCxu.jpg)

I have a hard time with trying to comprehend the fact that 10,000 floppy disks equal one micro SD card.  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 14, 2018, 02:21:34 PM
Was Bill impressed with the museum Pabs  :think: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 14, 2018, 02:23:33 PM
He’s impressed that micro SD cards are almost small enough to fit in his suitcase.  :o
And shivering at the thought of a pile of 10,000 floppy disks.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 14, 2018, 02:48:41 PM
I bet he is  :ahhh
The only thing missing from
the museum is a tape cassette  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 14, 2018, 03:12:20 PM
The museum has an interactive exhibition, of a machine used to play giant “vhs” cassette tapes.  :o and there is currently a tape inserted.  :ahhh
(https://i.imgur.com/iPIF259.jpg)

Memories, I used to watch Thomas the tank engine tapes with this when I was knee high.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 14, 2018, 03:15:21 PM
Good one Pabs :like: :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 14, 2018, 03:17:41 PM
Bill does seem interested in the vhs player :tu:
Looks like he is really studying the tape  :D :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 14, 2018, 03:24:44 PM
Clearly there is something intriguing on the tape.  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 14, 2018, 04:01:44 PM
Clearly there is something intriguing on the tape.  :D
And I bet it’s not Thomas the tank engine  :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 14, 2018, 04:03:30 PM
U-571?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 14, 2018, 04:09:00 PM
No more like Pabs favourite boy group  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 14, 2018, 04:16:57 PM
The tape label says “Bruce Willis” and something indecipherable.
I like to believe that the Bruce Willis thing is a typo, and it’s security camera footage from the inside of the CIA computer room in the first mission impossible movie.  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 14, 2018, 04:20:11 PM
You should know what is on that tape Pabs come on do tell  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 14, 2018, 04:34:34 PM
I need to figure out how to read the tape first.  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: gregozedobe on August 14, 2018, 04:44:37 PM
I bet he is  :ahhh
The only thing missing from
the museum is a tape cassette  :tu: :like:

Naah, the 5 1/4" truly floppy disk is missing
( I won't get into the even older reel to reel tapes and ginormous hard disks that were used on the mainframe computers I worked on back in the early
 to mid 70's, let alone punch cards & punched paper tape).  But knowing all this makes me feel old !    ;)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: pfrsantos on August 14, 2018, 04:59:22 PM
I bet he is  :ahhh
The only thing missing from
the museum is a tape cassette  :tu: :like:

Naah, the 5 1/4" truly floppy disk is missing
( I won't get into the even older reel to reel tapes and ginormous hard disks that were used on the mainframe computers I worked on back in the early
 to mid 70's, let alone punch cards & punched paper tape).  But knowing all this makes me feel old !    ;)

Got your back!

 :tu: :tu:

(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=78210.0;attach=387432;image)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 14, 2018, 05:00:31 PM
Nice one  :D :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 14, 2018, 05:06:20 PM
Thanks, pfrsantos!  :tu:
I like how it says “mini”. :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: pfrsantos on August 14, 2018, 06:02:20 PM
Thanks, pfrsantos!  :tu:
I like how it says “mini”. :rofl:

Well, when the previous ones where 8", 5 1/4" is mini...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Floppy_disk_2009_G1.jpg/1920px-Floppy_disk_2009_G1.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 14, 2018, 06:04:05 PM
 :ahhh :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 14, 2018, 06:30:44 PM
This could become a excellent museum  :cheers: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: gregozedobe on August 15, 2018, 03:27:55 AM
Thanks, pfrsantos!  :tu:
I like how it says “mini”. :rofl:

Well, when the previous ones where 8", 5 1/4" is mini...

 :tu:

Yep, when comparing, everything is relative  :D


BTW I love the entertaining, interesting & informative off-topic diversions we are allowed to have on MTo, so much better than other forums where some anally retentive do-gooder is always bleating about a post being "off-topic" (as if that is something bad).   :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on August 15, 2018, 07:33:16 AM
Around the turn of the century I had an IOmega zip drive.

Very cool at the ttme, with 100Mb storage capacity disks (later with 250Mb). IIRC they were a bit larger and thicker than a 3.5´´ diskette.

Title: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on August 15, 2018, 08:13:48 AM
Talking about portable disk drives, here's the first removable disk drive, the IBM 1311.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/0e06a9b5679ea67744353b0bca8c4784.jpg)

This disk drive accepts disk packs (IBM 1316) that are basically spindles of 14 inch disks. One pack weights about 9 pounds and could hold around a stunning 2 MB of data!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/414a7e15bd324f47e2922f85a32ee21a.jpg)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on August 15, 2018, 11:10:36 AM
If I remember correctly they had some serious accidents during hard drive research and development - included accidents with fatalities.

Back then the discs were 14 inch, thin yet heavy, and spinning at quite the rpm. If these broke free they would spin around the room like a crazed flying knife...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 15, 2018, 11:41:40 AM
If I remember correctly they had some serious accidents during hard drive research and development - included accidents with fatalities.

Back then the discs were 14 inch, thin yet heavy, and spinning at quite the rpm. If these broke free they would spin around the room like a crazed flying knife...

I did not know that.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 15, 2018, 11:46:04 AM
What Eamo said.
Flying disks of death sound terrifying....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 12:37:22 PM
Excellent examples everyone  :like: :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 15, 2018, 01:57:08 PM
i am a bit lost, where is Bill currently?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 02:01:18 PM
I am not sure  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 15, 2018, 02:05:24 PM
A pic from the River:
(https://i.imgur.com/gbfzkqm.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 02:07:58 PM
Nice pic Pabs  :like: :like: :tu:
I take it Bill is still with you at the moment  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 15, 2018, 02:10:01 PM
Nice pic Pabs  :like: :like: :tu:
I take it Bill is still with you at the moment  :D
Miss told me not to tell lies, so I’ll just say no comment....  :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 02:14:05 PM
Miss said the same to me  :ahhh
But it’s summer holiday now so Miss can’t say nothing  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: MIss on August 15, 2018, 02:14:47 PM
Nice pic Pabs  :like: :like: :tu:
I take it Bill is still with you at the moment  :D
Miss told me not to tell lies, so I’ll just say no comment....  :whistle:
Well done Pabs! You get a gold star and can choose a book to sit on the rug and read.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: MIss on August 15, 2018, 02:16:38 PM
Miss said the same to me  :ahhh
But it’s summer holiday now so Miss can’t say nothing  :rofl:
Ahem.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 02:20:15 PM
Miss said the same to me  :ahhh
But it’s summer holiday now so Miss can’t say nothing  :rofl:
Ahem.
:ahhh  I didn’t do anything  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 15, 2018, 02:41:29 PM
Bill is expected in Chez Eamo sometime this week.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 15, 2018, 03:03:45 PM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 15, 2018, 03:07:31 PM
I hope I wrote the address correctly.  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 15, 2018, 03:46:26 PM
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Why? I'm already having a smurfe day
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 03:49:22 PM
Sorry to hear that you are having a smurfe day eamo :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 15, 2018, 04:05:47 PM
Sorry to hear that you are having a smurfe day eamo :tu:
+1

Here's a nice pic to cheer you up:
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 04:10:12 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 15, 2018, 04:29:53 PM
Eamo, sorry for your smurfy day. Look on the bright side, Medical Bill is arriving soon. If you don't mind the odd ribald joke, he'll cheer you up in no time.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 15, 2018, 04:31:32 PM
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Why? I'm already having a smurfe day
I hope it improves.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 15, 2018, 04:34:38 PM
Quick request: please don't any of you teach Bill any new limericks. I was planning on having a nice dinner with Bill and serving a little wine. I'd hate to think what might ensue if Bill mixes Xanax, wine, and limericks.  I do value my sleep.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 04:39:17 PM
 :rofl:  I wander how many bad habits
Bill will have by the end of his world tour   :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 15, 2018, 04:45:39 PM
The only poetry Bill knows is from the song we sing on the Boat before breakfast:

It starts -

There's a dead man in the Toilet! A yo ho ahoy,
He's been there since yesterday! A yo ho ahoy
It's about time he was shifted,
And the chef is so gifted
he could make us a tasty stir fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 15, 2018, 04:49:23 PM
Pabs turns green and runs to the toilet
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 15, 2018, 05:00:46 PM
Pabs turns green and runs to the toilet

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Pabs is in the toilet and a wey hey ahoy,
He's redecorating the toilet and a wey hey ahoy
It's about smurfin time
I hope he colours it lime
And he comes out feeling fine! AHOY!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 15, 2018, 05:04:43 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 05:07:04 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 15, 2018, 05:10:28 PM
 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 15, 2018, 05:11:45 PM
mags, you have a.... a..... a way with words. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 15, 2018, 05:30:21 PM
Pabs turns green and runs to the toilet

Is that the same toilet as the dead guy ?

Where'd he come from / who's missing from the crew ?
mags, you have a.... a..... a way with words. :facepalm:

He definitely missed his calling
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: gregozedobe on August 15, 2018, 06:10:16 PM
If I remember correctly they had some serious accidents during hard drive research and development - included accidents with fatalities.

Back then the discs were 14 inch, thin yet heavy, and spinning at quite the rpm. If these broke free they would spin around the room like a crazed flying knife...

I did not know that.

Nor did I, and I worked with the things for several years !   I thought the most dangerous things we handled were the huge decks of punched cards (it was the awkward long metal trays that could hurt you, not the paper cards). 
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 15, 2018, 06:57:37 PM
Eamoooooooooooo
E E E Mo

Medical Bill come for a stay in your town

Eamoooooooooooo
E E E Mo

Please don't push him in the water to drown

(Sing to the tune of the banana song)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 07:02:58 PM
Miss Miss magentus Has been drinking alcohol again Miss  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 15, 2018, 07:05:10 PM
 :drink:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 07:07:22 PM
Miss Miss magentus is falling over
again and he is throwing up Miss  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 15, 2018, 07:20:49 PM
All this Lego figurine talk made me go through my own old stuff...

Found my old astronaut!
He might be placed next to my Vic Astronaut...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/8c28a7cfba0ef146bd973519250a34ee.jpg)

Now to find him a spaceship...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 07:23:26 PM
All this Lego figurine talk made me go through my own old stuff...

Found my old astronaut!
He might be placed next to my Vic Astronaut...

Now to find him a spaceship...
Nice one Mechanickal  :like: :like: :tu:
What is his name  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 15, 2018, 07:25:35 PM
Good question...
Didn't bother to ask as a child...

Might ask him when he's back in.
He said a buddy from old times of his used to run an underground shipyard nearby.
He wanted to go and take a look if there was anything space worthy left in the scrapyard...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 07:29:13 PM
Ok keep us posted Mechanickal  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 15, 2018, 07:50:17 PM
Suddenly I heard a buzzing sound...
And I also hear talk of "parsecs".

What??

So I open the door, and Buzz, the Astronaut comes flying in!
:ahhh

Seems like he found a working spacecraft...

He landed in the middle of the living room!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/50a9a4b409843d6c7d82954b76dbd355.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 15, 2018, 08:00:42 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 15, 2018, 08:01:36 PM
OMG He's really hit the big time there!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 15, 2018, 08:01:58 PM
All this Lego figurine talk made me go through my own old stuff...

Found my old astronaut!
He might be placed next to my Vic Astronaut...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/8c28a7cfba0ef146bd973519250a34ee.jpg)

Now to find him a spaceship...
My LEGO-fu has failed, I cannot identify him.  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 08:06:31 PM
Wow that’s excellent  :like:
But have you asked him yet what his name is  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 15, 2018, 08:08:12 PM
Wow that’s excellent  :like:
But have you asked him yet what his name is  :think:

So I open the door, and Buzz, the Astronaut comes flying in!

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 15, 2018, 08:08:45 PM
And Pabs, that's probably because he's older then you...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 08:12:25 PM
I missed that one  :facepalm:
Nice to see Buzz has got himself a
good looking spaceship to get him round  :like: :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 15, 2018, 08:13:51 PM
 :P
https://www.google.ie/search?q=buzz+the+astronaut+lego
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 15, 2018, 08:14:25 PM
Anyway, nice to meet you, Buzz. :hatsoff:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 15, 2018, 08:17:14 PM
Wtf?!

What a fraud!

Buzz the first already found himself a favourite SAK...

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/c85895ec65f2de72eefff57b478e033b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 15, 2018, 08:18:33 PM
 :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 08:19:43 PM
:like:
+1 :like: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 15, 2018, 10:18:12 PM
All this Lego figurine talk made me go through my own old stuff...

Found my old astronaut!
He might be placed next to my Vic Astronaut...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/8c28a7cfba0ef146bd973519250a34ee.jpg)

Now to find him a spaceship...
My LEGO-fu has failed, I cannot identify him.  :ahhh
He's actually one half of Daft Punk.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on August 15, 2018, 10:35:55 PM
All this Lego figurine talk made me go through my own old stuff...

Found my old astronaut!
He might be placed next to my Vic Astronaut...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/8c28a7cfba0ef146bd973519250a34ee.jpg)

Now to find him a spaceship...
My LEGO-fu has failed, I cannot identify him.  :ahhh
He's actually one half of Daft Punk.
So what is it, daft or punk?  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 15, 2018, 10:38:33 PM
Now that is a daft thing to say...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 15, 2018, 10:45:03 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 16, 2018, 12:16:00 PM
So yesterday brightened up considerably with the arrival of a couple new house guests - their mode of transport is unusual -

(https://i.imgur.com/5JZN27F.jpg)

Anyway, once I had opened their travel capsule using my trusty hiker out popped Bill and Ethan

(https://i.imgur.com/dy9hNsl.jpg)

Once they'd settled in and had a cuppa it was time to meet some of the crew who'll be guiding them through their stay here -

The 'ol meet and greet
(https://i.imgur.com/O1BVQPP.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/Ppr8NKe.jpg)

On to inspecting some tools, Ethan has taken a shine to his new axe, perhaps there's a badge in it for him ?


(https://i.imgur.com/7UzNn84.jpg)

Finally the gang - Left to Right - Medical Bill, Master Chief, Ethan, Apollo, Flattop, Starbuck
(https://i.imgur.com/ym6BukY.jpg)

I'm expecting Bill to stay for about a week, I've a very busy weekend coming up with some road time and Bill is happy to come along, probably just him and the Chief.

So far I'm finding Bill to be much better company then Dolly and even though there is a lot of boat time planned I'm not expecting any of the shenanigans that Dolly got up to. 

Later on I'm hoping they'll meet Rex although I haven't seen Rex in a while must go check my shed.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 16, 2018, 12:30:56 PM
Looks like a solid crew Eams  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 16, 2018, 12:49:07 PM
Nice to see you have introduced them
to the rest of the gang they all seem to get on  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 16, 2018, 12:57:06 PM
Sweet!  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ThePeacent on August 16, 2018, 01:15:41 PM
So yesterday brightened up considerably with the arrival of a couple new house guests - their mode of transport is unusual -

Spartan!!!  :o :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: pfrsantos on August 16, 2018, 01:51:47 PM
Sweet!  :salute:

Dude!  :hatsoff:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 16, 2018, 02:04:30 PM
So yesterday brightened up considerably with the arrival of a couple new house guests - their mode of transport is unusual -

Spartan!!!  :o :like:
?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 16, 2018, 02:26:47 PM
hiker
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 16, 2018, 02:30:15 PM
I think he is referring to the Master Chief.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 16, 2018, 02:59:04 PM
So, yes we will get to the boats at some stage but before that here's a shot of Bill and the Chief riding the wave -

(https://i.imgur.com/ghBF4LW.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 16, 2018, 03:00:33 PM
and inspecting some wildlife
(https://i.imgur.com/t0yMbeu.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ThePeacent on August 16, 2018, 03:05:29 PM
I think he is referring to the Master Chief.

117 FTW!  :like:

So, yes we will get to the boats at some stage but before that here's a shot of Bill and the Chief riding the wave -

(https://i.imgur.com/ghBF4LW.jpg)

- Master Chief, You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship!?...
- Sir, finishing this fight!

 :ahhh :D :facepalm:

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 16, 2018, 03:08:29 PM
I think he is referring to the Master Chief.

117 FTW!  :like:

So, yes we will get to the boats at some stage but before that here's a shot of Bill and the Chief riding the wave -

(https://i.imgur.com/ghBF4LW.jpg)

- Master Chief, You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship!?...
- Sir, finishing this fight!

 :ahhh :D :facepalm:
:facepalm: i have to admit the toys aren't mine, my eldest went through a serious Halo phase few years back, games, lego and i dunno what else :)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 16, 2018, 03:10:24 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 16, 2018, 03:40:51 PM
You can tell Bill that he is aloud to let go of his suitcase  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 16, 2018, 03:42:24 PM
Bill does always look very interested in all of the pics  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 16, 2018, 08:32:00 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/2fww77.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/2fww77)via Imgflip Meme Generator (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/DF86425F0D404700A451.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 16, 2018, 08:40:22 PM
Some extra footage;
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 16, 2018, 08:44:00 PM
Forgot about that  :think:
Bill obviously didn’t break his leg or neck
As he is now with eamo having a great time  :D :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 16, 2018, 08:45:34 PM
Some extra footage;
Awesome pic! Beautiful area.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 16, 2018, 08:56:50 PM
Some extra footage;
Awesome pic! Beautiful area.
Thanks, it’s called the Curragh and it’s pretty cool.  :cheers:

Full of sheep and their accompanying poos though.  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 16, 2018, 09:56:16 PM
Are they.... holding hands?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 16, 2018, 10:06:48 PM
Are they.... holding hands?  :think:
That's kind of sweet if they are.  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 16, 2018, 10:09:59 PM
No, it looks like they are, though they aren’t. Accident.

A happy accident though.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 16, 2018, 10:29:51 PM
Quite a romantic setting if they were. :dd:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 16, 2018, 11:07:34 PM
Drinking wine...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 16, 2018, 11:29:27 PM
Do I smell the sweet scent of romance in the air?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 16, 2018, 11:32:19 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 16, 2018, 11:37:18 PM
Definitely possible. Ethans nose was well out of joint with all the attention Bill was getting.  . . .
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: pfrsantos on August 17, 2018, 04:24:54 PM
(http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/seinfeld-not-that-theres-anything-wrong-with-that-gif-3.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 17, 2018, 05:14:51 PM
 :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 17, 2018, 05:16:11 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 17, 2018, 05:30:54 PM
What is Bill going to do today eamo  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: pfrsantos on August 17, 2018, 05:35:08 PM
What is Bill going to do today eamo  :popcorn:

(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/99Ue8QbNOlpfY6B_lH0MLg--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://l.yimg.com/cd/resizer/2.0/original/sg67ZzCz4Jjdc4AL_RVDYKScC18)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 17, 2018, 05:39:05 PM
What is Bill going to do today eamo  :popcorn:

(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/99Ue8QbNOlpfY6B_lH0MLg--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://l.yimg.com/cd/resizer/2.0/original/sg67ZzCz4Jjdc4AL_RVDYKScC18)
That’s exactly what I have been
doing today absolutely nothing  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 17, 2018, 06:13:45 PM
What is Bill going to do today eamo  :popcorn:

(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/99Ue8QbNOlpfY6B_lH0MLg--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://l.yimg.com/cd/resizer/2.0/original/sg67ZzCz4Jjdc4AL_RVDYKScC18)
That’s exactly what I have been
doing today absolutely nothing  :facepalm:
Miss! Wspeed hasn't been doing anything Miss! Oh. Never mind.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 17, 2018, 06:14:39 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 17, 2018, 06:16:48 PM
Is there still crack in Bill's arm??
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 17, 2018, 07:35:24 PM
Quick update Bill has travelled 1/2 way across the island on a road trip pics to follow when I have time
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 17, 2018, 07:37:44 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 17, 2018, 07:53:54 PM
Nice!  :like:

...did Ethan stay at home?  :ahhh ;)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 17, 2018, 08:02:29 PM
Nice!  :like:

...did Ethan stay at home?  :ahhh ;)

Yes Master Chief and Bill only. Ethans gone to the blue oyster bar for the evening
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 17, 2018, 08:06:51 PM
Nice!  :like:

...did Ethan stay at home?  :ahhh ;)

Yes Master Chief and Bill only. Ethans gone to the blue oyster bar for the evening
:D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 17, 2018, 08:10:54 PM
 :rofl:  :rofl:

Thanks google, I wouldn’t have gotten it otherwise.  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 17, 2018, 08:12:18 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: like it  :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 17, 2018, 10:42:42 PM
The lads done some exploring this evening

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 17, 2018, 10:45:31 PM
 One more
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 17, 2018, 10:48:25 PM
 :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 17, 2018, 10:59:35 PM
 :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 17, 2018, 11:01:50 PM
 :o :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 17, 2018, 11:03:14 PM
Medical Bill's World tour?!

I think somebody has something to say about it.....

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 17, 2018, 11:04:26 PM
In fact two of them..........
Let the Chaos began............
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 17, 2018, 11:05:06 PM
Uh-oh  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 17, 2018, 11:06:31 PM
“Oh, not again.” :facepalm: :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 17, 2018, 11:18:54 PM
This sounds promising  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 17, 2018, 11:20:51 PM
Bearing 187, prepare to dive.
Depth 200ft, dive speed maximum.
Clear the deck!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 17, 2018, 11:22:02 PM
Mawhahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 18, 2018, 12:35:09 AM
That's right! Dolly and Molle are at it again!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 18, 2018, 12:36:17 PM
Noooooooooooooooo
  :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 18, 2018, 12:43:51 PM
So couple more from bills adventures last night bit of a Scandinavian thing going on

Hopefully a bit more exploring later on today
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 12:53:15 PM
Bill is looking happy with the exploring  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 18, 2018, 12:58:00 PM
Oh and Ethan is AWOL . . . . so I've been told  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 12:58:54 PM
WHAT  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 18, 2018, 02:16:01 PM
Noooooooooooo :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 18, 2018, 02:31:12 PM
Maybe he's still at the Blue Oyster?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 02:42:34 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 18, 2018, 03:07:38 PM
Maybe he's still at the Blue Oyster?

Mechy you nailed it
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 03:16:20 PM
Dude you gotta take better care of your visitors! The blue oyster bar is a well known gateway bar. Before you know it Ethan will be found tied up in one of those leatherman bars you read about.

Nice pics though  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 18, 2018, 03:18:31 PM
Looks like we've got someone experienced among us...
:sa:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 18, 2018, 03:19:38 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 18, 2018, 03:29:05 PM
And someone else feels called uppon...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 03:32:44 PM
Looks like we've got someone experienced among us...
:sa:
Just a man of the world.

Anyway, tell me there aren't a ton of Leathermen on this forum.  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 03:33:32 PM
Dude you gotta take better care of your visitors! The blue oyster bar is a well known gateway bar. Before you know it Ethan will be found tied up in one of those leatherman bars you read about.

Nicd pics though  :like:
You seem to know a lot about the blue oyster bar magentus  :D
Is this where you are at the weekend when
you tell everyone you are on your submarine  :think:

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Iron Man 2 on August 18, 2018, 03:34:00 PM
Haha!  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 03:41:21 PM
Dude you gotta take better care of your visitors! The blue oyster bar is a well known gateway bar. Before you know it Ethan will be found tied up in one of those leatherman bars you read about.

Nicd pics though  :like:
You seem to know a lot about the blue oyster bar magentus  :D
Is this where you are at the weekend when
you tell everyone you are on your submarine  :think:
Miss! Wspeed is telling tales Miss!  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 03:48:12 PM
Miss Miss I am getting a little bit
worried about magentus Miss  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: MIss on August 18, 2018, 03:49:34 PM
Wspeed! For goodness sake! I'm trying to enjoy my summer holiday and all I keep hearing is 'Miss, Wspeed is telling Miss', 'Miss, Wspeed is looking at my pants Miss', 'Miss, Wspeed ate all the chalk and sicked up in the tortoise run Miss'.

Just sit down and draw another picture of that Justin Bieber concert you told us about in show and tell, where Justin got you up on stage and sang 'All I Want is You' and gave you a special balloon and some Belieber cake.

I don't want to hear another peep out of you until September when you have to resit the year . Again.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 03:59:10 PM
But but Miss that was magentus telling not me Miss
And I have already finished my Justin Bieber drawing
And my colouring pens have runout  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 04:00:35 PM
And my mum is not here at the
moment to steal me some more  :(
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 04:06:09 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 04:20:59 PM
It’s not funny magentus how would
you like it if your mum was in prison  ??? >:(
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 18, 2018, 04:22:34 PM
On the bright side, Medical Bill could stop in and visit her.  :angel:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 04:28:11 PM
On the bright side, Medical Bill could stop in and visit her.  :angel:
That Would be a adventure for Bill :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 04:45:57 PM
Would she like Bill to smuggle in some snout, or a file in a cake? Does she need any beaks leaned on?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 04:47:56 PM
Oh, and I've got some brand new and unused crayons that Darren Mattingly got me from his crayon contact. Don't ask me where he got them from and they're yours for a pack of pickled onion Monster Munch and a Bazooka Joe.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 04:50:16 PM
Would she like Bill to smuggle in some snout, or a file in a cake? Does she need any beaks leaned on?
No that’s all good my Nan has
already smuggled some bits to my mum  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 04:51:43 PM
Oh, and I've got some brand new and unused crayons that Darren Mattingly got me from his crayon contact. Don't ask me where he got them from and they're yours for a pack of pickled onion Monster Munch and a Bazooka Joe.
Monster Munch and a wagon wheel and you have a deal  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 04:53:42 PM
Deal! No takebacks.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 04:57:16 PM
Ok but no crying to Miss later when you ate everything  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 05:14:18 PM
But I feel sick now.  Miss!

runs to tortoise enclosure
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 05:17:42 PM
Miss Miss magentus is puking in the tortoise enclosure Miss
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 05:18:53 PM
That’s nasty :ahhh
He is covered in sick :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 05:20:39 PM
Ahhh don’t like your lips magentus  :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 05:26:02 PM
That’s nasty :ahhh
He is covered in sick :facepalm:
His shell is covered in sick. I'll just dip him in the water tray to clean him off.

No! He's sunk to the bottom!  Douglaaaaaaaaaaaaas! Noooooooooo  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 05:32:51 PM

That’s nasty :ahhh
He is covered in sick :facepalm:
His shell is covered in sick. I'll just dip him in the water tray to clean him off.

No! He's sunk to the bottom!  Douglaaaaaaaaaaaaas! Noooooooooo  :ahhh
That’s Douglas  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 18, 2018, 06:04:25 PM
Omfg you guys are a bunch of crazy hoppers :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 06:17:13 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 18, 2018, 06:26:42 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 06:57:15 PM
 :b2t:  has Ethan come back yet  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 18, 2018, 07:00:26 PM
:b2t:  has Ethan come back yet  :think:

I believe so however I am currently the other side of the island so I haven't seen him since yesterday
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 07:04:36 PM
:b2t:  has Ethan come back yet  :think:

I believe so however I am currently the other side of the island so I haven't seen him since yesterday
As long as he is safe  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 07:51:15 PM
:b2t:  has Ethan come back yet  :think:

I believe so however I am currently the other side of the island so I haven't seen him since yesterday
Craggy Island?
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 18, 2018, 08:55:20 PM
Dolly seems to remember that.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 18, 2018, 08:56:39 PM
She is not happy.....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 08:56:57 PM
Dolly seems to remember that.
:rofl: Watch out Eams!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 18, 2018, 08:59:59 PM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 09:02:27 PM
 :popcorn:  exiting  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 18, 2018, 09:07:56 PM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 18, 2018, 09:18:27 PM
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I'm more interested in your satisfaction with Black and Decker tools
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 18, 2018, 09:24:04 PM
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I'm more interested in your satisfaction with Black and Decker tools
Lol! Right! They are some tools I got on the cheap at time and I am not worried about smurfing them up. I would like to get some new Dewalts at sometime. But these will work until then.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 18, 2018, 09:41:48 PM
If it helps, I got some pretty sweet tools also. Like this gas powered saw.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 18, 2018, 10:22:10 PM
since you hang out with Zed, you probably edc that chainsaw
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 18, 2018, 11:17:35 PM
Ignoring the viewed threats from Dolly . . . For now
Bigger fish to fry  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 18, 2018, 11:28:57 PM
Where in Ireland are you at, Eamo?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 18, 2018, 11:35:07 PM
Bill has a thirst
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 18, 2018, 11:36:47 PM
Where in Ireland are you at, Eamo?
Port Lairge
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 11:39:12 PM
Bills gonna have a sore head in the morning  :ahhh

That lager looks lager than life  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 18, 2018, 11:54:33 PM
Now that was just terrible  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 18, 2018, 11:58:55 PM
Miss! Wspeed is stifling my creativity Miss!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 19, 2018, 12:04:58 AM
Quiet magentus or you will wake Miss up  :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on August 19, 2018, 12:15:51 AM
:facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 19, 2018, 12:19:34 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: MIss on August 19, 2018, 12:22:40 AM
Quiet magentus or you will wake Miss up  :whistle:
Who's that whistling? Oh. Wspeed, Why are you whistling at quarter past eleven at night?  :twak: You just woke me up and I was having a lovely dream. Go to sleep!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 19, 2018, 12:24:51 AM
Sorry Miss yes Miss  :cry:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 19, 2018, 12:35:50 AM
See you always get me in trouble with Miss
Thanks again magentus  >:( :twak:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 19, 2018, 12:45:06 AM
See you always get me in trouble with Miss
Thanks again magentus  >:( :twak:
I didn't do nothing. 
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 19, 2018, 12:48:15 AM
Miss! Miss!

Mags and Wspeed are up past their bedtimes!

Miss! Miss!

Mags and Wspeed are bickering past 'lights out'!

Miss! Miss!

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 19, 2018, 12:50:38 AM
Shut up Nix or do you want another wedgie :twak: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 19, 2018, 12:51:19 AM
 :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 19, 2018, 12:54:03 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 19, 2018, 12:55:28 AM
*yawns*
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 19, 2018, 12:55:54 AM
Zzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzz zzzzzzz see Miss, I'm asleep zzzzzzz zzzz zzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzz zzzz zzzzz
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 19, 2018, 12:59:16 AM
You are such a goodie two shoes magentus  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 19, 2018, 01:20:58 AM
It’s tomorrow already.  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 19, 2018, 01:45:50 AM
See you always get me in trouble with Miss
Thanks again magentus  >:( :twak:
I didn't do nothing.
Double negative. So you did do something.  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 19, 2018, 08:08:26 AM
See you always get me in trouble with Miss
Thanks again magentus  >:( :twak:
I didn't do nothing.
Double negative. So you did do something.  :pok:
I never didn't not do nothing.  No. Never.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 19, 2018, 12:11:24 PM
Miss... somebody's torched your car*...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/KyBX4EpP6upCo/giphy.gif)

...Anyyyyyyyyway, how's Bill doing today and where's he off to next?




* it was me.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 19, 2018, 12:41:00 PM
Bill woke up sans a hangover as did I. Heading home this evening hopefully have a few more pics of him today.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 19, 2018, 12:43:37 PM
Oh and Fuzzy have you any idea the environmental impact of torching a car ?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 19, 2018, 12:50:40 PM
Meh, swings and roundabouts Eamo... swings and roundabouts...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 19, 2018, 12:58:14 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 19, 2018, 02:40:52 PM
 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 04:13:30 PM
Has Bill got over his hangover yet  :think: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 20, 2018, 04:19:32 PM
Has Bill got over his hangover yet  :think: :popcorn:
Eamo said Bill woke up sans a hangover which is posh for saying 'without'  ::) Way to exlude people Eamo  :pok: Pontificate on that while mastigating your Fortnum and Mason hamper and sipping on Chardonnay brought to you by the help (Bill).
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 04:21:31 PM
Thanks magentus for explaining that to me  :facepalm: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 04:22:51 PM
So if Bill is fine where is he  :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 20, 2018, 04:23:59 PM
Thanks magentus for explaining that to me  :facepalm: :rofl:
:hatsoff:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 04:26:33 PM
Thanks magentus for explaining that to me  :facepalm: :rofl:
:hatsoff:
That’s why you have A+ for English  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 04:28:08 PM
My mum has been teaching me a different kind of English  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 20, 2018, 04:28:40 PM
So if Bill is fine where is he  :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 04:30:17 PM
So if Bill is fine where is he  :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 20, 2018, 04:39:40 PM
So if Bill is fine where is he  :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Don't encourage him - the ruling classes need a bit of putting back in their place - I may recruit your mum when she gets out.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 04:43:55 PM
So if Bill is fine where is he  :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Don't encourage him - the ruling classes need a bit of putting back in their place - I may recruit your mum when she gets out.
I will let my mum know on her next visiting day :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 20, 2018, 04:48:27 PM
So if Bill is fine where is he  :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Don't encourage him - the ruling classes need a bit of putting back in their place - I may recruit your mum when she gets out.
I will let my mum know on her next visiting day :D
Brilliant - tell her there's a couple of packs of snout in it for her.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 04:50:02 PM
So if Bill is fine where is he  :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Don't encourage him - the ruling classes need a bit of putting back in their place - I may recruit your mum when she gets out.
I will let my mum know on her next visiting day :D
Brilliant - tell her there's a couple of packs of snout in it for her.
Thanks magentus  :cheers:
You know my mum to well :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 20, 2018, 08:36:53 PM
Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
:facepalm:

He has all the medical skills you'd expect from a Lego minifig. I'll leave that with you.

So yeah today was off and doing a bit of work around the place - smurf does happen but fortunately I had a medic on hand

Bill checking scene safety and assessing the situation
(https://i.imgur.com/4O5p6OQ.jpg)
As the Chief and Ethan look on Bill organises his medical supplies
(https://i.imgur.com/1SShDHk.jpg)
Finally Bill treats the injury
(https://i.imgur.com/iRBbbIM.jpg)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 20, 2018, 08:39:44 PM
 :salute:
May the injury disappear quickly and not hurt.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 20, 2018, 08:40:10 PM
A few more shots from the weekend -

(https://i.imgur.com/mcBRT6R.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/lIOSGix.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/MlTomh8.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/BEJQP1m.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 20, 2018, 08:40:41 PM
Suck when you spring a leak. Good thing you had a medic on hand.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 20, 2018, 08:41:11 PM
Cool pics!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 20, 2018, 08:41:45 PM
Damn handy thing, to have a medic on hand.  :iagree:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 20, 2018, 08:43:01 PM
So if Bill is fine where is he  :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Don't encourage him - the ruling classes need a bit of putting back in their place - I may recruit your mum when she gets out.
I will let my mum know on her next visiting day :D
Brilliant - tell her there's a couple of packs of snout in it for her.
Thanks magentus  :cheers:
You know my mum too well :facepalm:

He's your Dad. He told me not to tell you Speedy, but ah... he's your Dad.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 20, 2018, 08:44:00 PM
Brahahahahahahahahahaha!!!   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 08:44:44 PM
Lucky Bill is a Medic :tu:
It’s just a shame that he couldn’t fix his own arm :facepalm:
He is looking happy checking out that old church  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 20, 2018, 08:45:20 PM
Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
:facepalm:

He has all the medical skills you'd expect from a Lego minifig. I'll leave that with you.

So yeah today was off and doing a bit of work around the place - smurf does happen but fortunately I had a medic on hand

Bill checking scene safety and assessing the situation
(https://i.imgur.com/4O5p6OQ.jpg)
As the Chief and Ethan look on Bill organises his medical supplies
(https://i.imgur.com/1SShDHk.jpg)
Finally Bill treats the injury
(https://i.imgur.com/iRBbbIM.jpg)

Well done that small green lego man!  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 08:46:18 PM
So if Bill is fine where is he  :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Don't encourage him - the ruling classes need a bit of putting back in their place - I may recruit your mum when she gets out.
I will let my mum know on her next visiting day :D
Brilliant - tell her there's a couple of packs of snout in it for her.
Thanks magentus  :cheers:
You know my mum too well :facepalm:

He's your Dad. He told me not to tell you Speedy, but ah... he's your Dad.
I am more thinking if he has had a relationship with my mum :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 20, 2018, 08:49:20 PM
Cool pics!

thanks Nate, crappy cellphone pics but tis just a bit of craic :2tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 20, 2018, 08:50:41 PM
Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
:facepalm:

He has all the medical skills you'd expect from a Lego minifig. I'll leave that with you.

So yeah today was off and doing a bit of work around the place - smurf does happen but fortunately I had a medic on hand

Bill checking scene safety and assessing the situation
(https://i.imgur.com/4O5p6OQ.jpg)
As the Chief and Ethan look on Bill organises his medical supplies
(https://i.imgur.com/1SShDHk.jpg)
Finally Bill treats the injury
(https://i.imgur.com/iRBbbIM.jpg)

Well done that small green lego man!  :salute:

Actually Eamo, you do realise he's just packed your wound with crack cocaine? You may experience some side effects...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 08:52:21 PM
 :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 20, 2018, 08:58:30 PM
Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
:facepalm:

He has all the medical skills you'd expect from a Lego minifig. I'll leave that with you.

So yeah today was off and doing a bit of work around the place - smurf does happen but fortunately I had a medic on hand

Bill checking scene safety and assessing the situation
(https://i.imgur.com/4O5p6OQ.jpg)
As the Chief and Ethan look on Bill organises his medical supplies
(https://i.imgur.com/1SShDHk.jpg)
Finally Bill treats the injury
(https://i.imgur.com/iRBbbIM.jpg)

Well done that small green lego man!  :salute:

Actually Eamo, you do realise he's just packed your wound with crack cocaine? You may experience some side effects...

(http://www.allsmileys.com/files/smiley-central-emotions/5152.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 20, 2018, 09:00:55 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 09:02:12 PM
+1 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 20, 2018, 09:06:27 PM
I forgot to warn you.... :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 20, 2018, 09:11:26 PM
I forgot to warn you.... :facepalm:

 :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 20, 2018, 09:15:21 PM
You may feel the urge to emulate Madonna in a bit...

https://youtu.be/x3ov9USxVxY
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 20, 2018, 09:16:55 PM
You may feel the urge to emulate Madonna in a bit...

https://youtu.be/x3ov9USxVxY
Oh bloody hell! You better get to a hospital or a rehab facility pronto.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 20, 2018, 09:19:20 PM
Anyway, was the trip with Bill good craic?  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 20, 2018, 10:38:30 PM
Anyway, was the trip with Bill good craic?  :tu:

It was a good trip a mix of business and sightseeing :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 20, 2018, 10:54:36 PM
Anyway, was the trip with Bill good craic?  :tu:

It was a good trip a mix of business and sightseeing :tu:
Yay.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 20, 2018, 10:57:44 PM
Anyway, was the trip with Bill good craic?  :tu:

It was a good trip a mix of business and sightseeing :tu:
I bet he enjoyed the sightseeing eamo  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 21, 2018, 09:33:05 AM
nice pics
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on August 21, 2018, 10:37:15 AM
Just the second stop and already adventurers like this! Thinking what we should do when he gets here..

Where is the next stop?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on August 22, 2018, 01:33:11 AM
Next stop should be Geneva, Switzerland if I'm not mistaken. :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 22, 2018, 02:02:23 AM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 22, 2018, 08:50:50 AM
 :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 22, 2018, 08:51:28 AM
Eamo, make sure that Ethan and Bill are in the parcel before you send it.  :pok: :angel:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 22, 2018, 12:36:59 PM
 :popcorn: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 22, 2018, 12:42:27 PM
And choose air mail, just to make sure they don't go on a boat.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 22, 2018, 12:50:49 PM
Quick update. Working over the next few days then will have the weekend with Bill and the gang then he will continue his travels
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 22, 2018, 01:07:32 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 22, 2018, 01:23:31 PM
Eamo is a master in ignoring sound advice...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 22, 2018, 01:46:13 PM
Yup
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 22, 2018, 02:04:39 PM
 :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ducttapetech on August 22, 2018, 06:32:10 PM
 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 22, 2018, 06:47:59 PM
::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: pfrsantos on August 23, 2018, 12:02:03 PM
Eamo is a master in ignoring sound advice...

Also image advice and smell advice...

 :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on August 23, 2018, 01:01:22 PM


Eamo is a master in ignoring sound advice...

Also image advice and smell advice...

 :whistle:

What about taste advice and touch advice? Or is it tasty advice and touchy advice?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 23, 2018, 09:49:53 PM
It’s gone very quiet here :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 23, 2018, 09:51:18 PM
Sssssshht!

We're debating the behaviour of eamo.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 23, 2018, 10:09:34 PM
oh sorry
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 23, 2018, 10:09:45 PM
Barring any last minute mishaps I feel a round of applause is in order.  Eamo has worked hard to welcome Bill and Ethan into his lair home. The listening device we attached to Bills suitcase look on Bills face says it all.

Thanks Eamo  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 23, 2018, 10:12:08 PM
Can’t be easy keeping Bill busy  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 23, 2018, 10:16:36 PM
Can’t be easy keeping Bill busy  :D
No, He's a notorious idler. The only way to get him out of bed is to set fire to it. Even then he smoulders a bit first before getting up.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Iron Man 2 on August 23, 2018, 11:20:52 PM
Ha ha!  :imws:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 24, 2018, 09:10:54 AM
how much is he allowed to drink?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 24, 2018, 09:47:26 AM
0.1 standard drinks I think.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Iron Man 2 on August 24, 2018, 04:51:21 PM
Should be a Yoda world tour!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 24, 2018, 04:53:17 PM
A world Yoda tour Should be!
FTFY  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Iron Man 2 on August 24, 2018, 04:54:56 PM
Ha ha! :iagree:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 24, 2018, 10:25:58 PM
Can’t be easy keeping Bill busy  :D
No, He's a notorious idler. The only way to get him out of bed is to set fire to it. Even then he smoulders a bit first before getting up.

He'd better sort himself out by the time he gets to the farm, he's got a hell of a lot of dung to shift!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/F7752C3B30514A9CB5BD.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 24, 2018, 11:09:57 PM
That will keep him busy  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 25, 2018, 01:42:53 AM
(https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/WOW_e22c2.gif)


That's a nice lookin' midden.   :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on August 25, 2018, 07:39:14 AM
(https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/WOW_e22c2.gif)


That's a nice lookin' midden.   :tu:

read that as maiden and thought "wait the sacrifices started already??"
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 25, 2018, 11:07:12 AM
(https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/WOW_e22c2.gif)


That's a nice lookin' midden.   :tu:

It is, but it's in the wrong place - it needs shifting to the other side of the field.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 25, 2018, 11:14:32 AM
... of course I'll supply him with the appropriate means to do the job, I'm not a complete monster! I've got him a shovel.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/CFAE7D801FDB4F2B9EB1.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 25, 2018, 11:20:39 AM
... of course I'll supply him with the appropriate means to do the job, I'm not a complete monster! I've got him a shovel.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/CFAE7D801FDB4F2B9EB1.jpeg)
:rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 25, 2018, 11:22:00 AM
Good job Fuzzy

Ok who is next on the list ? Could they pm me details please?

The plan for the weekend is probably some kayaking and other outdoor activities such as having a beer or two.

Probably have a wrap up party mon or Tues and travel wed or Thurs depending on how busy i am.

The chief has expressed an interest in joining Bill but Ethan doesn't seem impressed so we'll see how that works out

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 25, 2018, 12:43:58 PM
Loving the shovel Fuzzy :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 27, 2018, 01:38:58 PM
one from the weekend -
(https://i.imgur.com/s3y1Ojj.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 27, 2018, 01:42:45 PM
Did Bill enjoy being on the water  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 27, 2018, 01:53:02 PM
Yeah he had a whale of a time
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 27, 2018, 01:55:04 PM
Yeah he had a whale of a time
:rofl: :rofl:  good one eamo :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 27, 2018, 02:04:08 PM
I think he said that on porpoise.  ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: pfrsantos on August 27, 2018, 02:20:55 PM
I think he said that on porpoise.  ::)

There's no otter reason for that...

 :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 27, 2018, 02:40:47 PM
Having a maritime here fishing around for sea puns.

That boat Bill is on looks likes it drives on top of the sea. Is it faulty?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 27, 2018, 02:48:12 PM
No, Bill's bouyant mood is keeping everything above board.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 27, 2018, 02:49:07 PM
I thought that was fishy too...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 27, 2018, 02:55:02 PM
Mags, I heard your boat is a bit of a dive.  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 27, 2018, 02:56:35 PM
Yeah he had a whale of a time
Did the endolphins kick in?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 27, 2018, 03:12:53 PM
Bill could come visit me here in Finland

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I'll add your name to the list - feel free to mess with the list peeps - Bill doesn't mind which order he see's you all in.

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.   )
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - New Zealand - zoidberg
011 - USA (Montana) - Nix
012 - USA (Texas) Douglas
013 - Canada - Greg Jones
014 - Finland - Antti Lammi

this is the last list I can find - I assume Fuzzy is next ?

Can I suggest that the list be rearranged in a geographical list so as to reduce Bill carbon footprint ? No point him crisscrossing the world a few times ?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on August 27, 2018, 03:16:15 PM
Bill could come visit me here in Finland

Only Tools Matters

I'll add your name to the list - feel free to mess with the list peeps - Bill doesn't mind which order he see's you all in.

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.   )
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - New Zealand - zoidberg
011 - USA (Montana) - Nix
012 - USA (Texas) Douglas
013 - Canada - Greg Jones
014 - Finland - Antti Lammi

this is the last list I can find - I assume Fuzzy is next ?

Can I suggest that the list be rearranged in a geographical list so as to reduce Bill carbon footprint ? No point him crisscrossing the world a few times ?
Sounds good for me and maybe put the new list in one of the top posts so it is easy to find?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 27, 2018, 04:13:05 PM
So what’s the sequence? Europe-North America-Oceania-Europe?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 27, 2018, 04:37:54 PM
Eamo, sounds like a grand idea. Let's put you in charge of reordering the list in a sensible manner. I fear that too many oarsmen on the port side will lead to a wonky course and Bill's adventures being scuppered.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 27, 2018, 04:44:52 PM
Eamo, sounds like a grand idea. Let's put you in charge of reordering the list in a sensible manner. I fear that too many oarsmen on the port side will lead to a wonky course and Bill's adventures being scuppered.

 :twak:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 27, 2018, 04:50:21 PM
Have I missed anyone ?

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
004 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (away in August ??)
005 - Netherlands - Ron Who
006 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
007 - Croatia - styx
008 - Finland - Antti Lammi
009 - Sweden - kottskrapa
010 - Norway - Vidar
011 - New Zealand - zoidberg
012 - USA (Montana) - Nix
013 - USA (Texas) Douglas
014 - Canada - Greg Jones

Would make sense (carbon wise) to stick to the northern hemisphere then head south for the summer ?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 27, 2018, 05:09:26 PM
Looks good!

What does Bill think?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 27, 2018, 05:10:53 PM
Looks good!

What does Bill think?

he's off somewhere exploring with the Chief and Ethan
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 27, 2018, 05:11:31 PM
Blue oyster again?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 27, 2018, 05:14:00 PM
Not again you will be on your
own for days until they get back  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 27, 2018, 05:48:01 PM
Ah well, extra salsa classes!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 27, 2018, 10:48:11 PM
"West is best" - jet lag isn't as bad traveling West rather than East.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 28, 2018, 11:12:20 AM
Good news Bill has received travel instructions for Geneva
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 28, 2018, 11:13:27 AM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 28, 2018, 11:13:45 AM
Has he remembered his luggage? 
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 28, 2018, 11:17:11 AM
Has he remembered his luggage?

Oh it'll be a day or two before he's ready.
Big party planeed think they're all taking Mags to the oyster
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 28, 2018, 11:20:22 AM
Has he remembered his luggage?

Oh it'll be a day or two before he's ready.
Big party planeed think they're all taking Mags to the oyster
Coming out party?  :D You go Bill!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 28, 2018, 11:22:16 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 28, 2018, 11:28:17 AM
Has he remembered his luggage?

Oh it'll be a day or two before he's ready.
Big party planeed think they're all taking Mags to the oyster
Taking me to the Oyster? Is there something I don't know? Am I fabulous?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 28, 2018, 11:32:12 AM
We’re all going to this party for mags!  :woohoo:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 28, 2018, 12:16:47 PM
I've been sitting here for 2 days in a row already...

Salsamaster now though!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: pfrsantos on August 28, 2018, 12:20:02 PM
Has he remembered his luggage?

Oh it'll be a day or two before he's ready.
Big party planeed think they're all taking Mags to the oyster
Taking me to the Oyster? Is there something I don't know? Am I fabulous?

Better than that!

 8) 8)

Show content
You're a pearl!

 :D :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 28, 2018, 01:09:19 PM
Everything seems in order.........
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 28, 2018, 01:11:12 PM
Nessie!!!    :ahhh   :ahhh   :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 28, 2018, 01:11:22 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 28, 2018, 01:15:35 PM
Nessie!!!    :ahhh   :ahhh   :ahhh
Or, a periscope disguised as Nessie to fool poor gullible Eamo.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 28, 2018, 01:18:32 PM
Fooled me.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 28, 2018, 01:22:18 PM
Fooled me.
:imws:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 28, 2018, 01:23:32 PM
Fooled me.
:woohoo: Nobody disses Das Boot and gets away with it!  :woohoo:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on August 28, 2018, 01:28:25 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 28, 2018, 01:30:39 PM
Fooled me.
:woohoo: Nobody disses Das Boot and gets away with it!  :woohoo:
Are you pretending again magentus  :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 28, 2018, 01:42:10 PM
Huh and I thought it was princess Golden Sparkles
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 28, 2018, 02:02:07 PM
Huh and I thought it was princess Golden Sparkles
??? :o
Mags has some explaining to do.....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 28, 2018, 02:12:16 PM
Fooled me.
:woohoo: Nobody disses Das Boot and gets away with it!  :woohoo:
Are you pretending again magentus  :rofl: :facepalm:
With as many powerful enemies as I have, pretence is key to my continued survival Wspeed. That and expert concealment and ancient martial arts and weapon skillz. And a U Boat. And Princess Golden Sparkles. And amazing breath holding skillz.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: pfrsantos on August 28, 2018, 04:09:21 PM
Fooled me.
:woohoo: Nobody disses Das Boot and gets away with it!  :woohoo:
Are you pretending again magentus  :rofl: :facepalm:

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 28, 2018, 05:28:14 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Iron Man 2 on August 29, 2018, 01:58:39 AM
Nessie!!!    :ahhh   :ahhh   :ahhh
Or, a periscope disguised as Nessie to fool poor gullible Eamo.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Douglas on August 29, 2018, 06:15:05 AM
Have I missed anyone ?

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
004 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (away in August ??)
005 - Netherlands - Ron Who
006 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
007 - Croatia - styx
008 - Finland - Antti Lammi
009 - Sweden - kottskrapa
010 - Norway - Vidar
011 - New Zealand - zoidberg
012 - USA (Montana) - Nix
013 - USA (Texas) Douglas
014 - Canada - Greg Jones

Would make sense (carbon wise) to stick to the northern hemisphere then head south for the summer ?
:dunno: :dunno:
Carbon wise wouldn't it make sense while in North America if Bill went Way North (Canada) to South (Texas) or South (Texas) to Way North (Canada), not North (Montana), South (Texas), then Way North (Canada)?  :dunno: :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on August 29, 2018, 08:26:18 AM
If coming from NZ then maybe Texas - Montana - Canada would be best?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 30, 2018, 01:58:17 AM
Ahhh....but West to East it would be New Zealand - Montana - Texas - Nova Scotia......think time zones and jet lag.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on August 30, 2018, 05:10:43 AM
Norway and New Zealand are pretty much on opposite sides of the globe; all and anyone is closer than Zoidberg. That said, not sure if it makes much of a practical difference. He will be jet lagged for sure though :)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 30, 2018, 02:51:07 PM
Well, maybe he should give up the Xanax and try a little Melatonin to help reset his bio-clock...or something.....

Speaking of being jet-lagged and tired, is Bill a coffee or tea man? Please don't tell me he's one of those "diet-coke-in-the-morning" blokes.  :facepalm:

Every naval vessel I've been on ran on coffee. SECRET: there are no nuclear powered vessels in the Navy, they awl run on coffee.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on August 30, 2018, 02:53:08 PM
SECRET: there are no nuclear powered vessels in the Navy, they awl run on coffee.

Very bio-fuelistic of them!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 02:53:32 PM
Only do coffee at my place  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 02:55:28 PM
Being a thoroughly English U Boat we run on English Tea (made in India  :think:)  Bill usually gets through 15 - 20 cups a shift, nice and strong with a touch of milk and 9 sugars.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 02:56:54 PM
It better be earl’s grey tea than  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 30, 2018, 02:58:00 PM
That's a bit of a relief.

I've got no Diet Coke here, but plenty of good Candian Tea.

Nine sugars seems a bit excessive, though. Has Bill ever been seen by a dentist?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:01:51 PM
That's a bit of a relief.

I've got no Diet Coke here, but plenty of good Candian Tea.

Nine sugars seems a bit excessive, though. Has Bill ever been seen by a dentist?
He's been seen by our resident dentist/carpenter/masseuse/brickie/documentary maker/origami expert/radio operator Frank 'Pavlova' Simpkins. He was under strict instructions to reduce his sugar intake to 7. Frank knows his stuff.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 03:04:55 PM
Good to know that his teeth have been looked at :tu:
You wouldn’t want to have to take Bill to the dentist
That would cost a absolute fortune  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 30, 2018, 03:07:20 PM
I'm impressed. It seems living standards on the U-boat are better than I had realized. And that Frank,....wow.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on August 31, 2018, 11:11:31 AM
So where is Bill now?

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 11:16:57 AM
Either on the slow boat to China (  :ahhh )
Or enroute to Switzerland.   :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 12:31:13 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 31, 2018, 12:55:32 PM
Either on the slow boat to China (  :ahhh )
Or enroute to Switzerland.   :think:

Neither travelling next week after the partt
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 31, 2018, 06:58:58 PM
Bill held a training session teaching a bit of medical stuff




Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 31, 2018, 07:01:40 PM
later on the gang checked out a boat that was salvaged from a lake a while back
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 07:02:40 PM
Good men!  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 31, 2018, 07:03:41 PM
The chief has expressed an interest in joining the trip, Ethan does not appear too happy with that idea, he's taken off again, i suspect another visit to the oyster
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 07:10:53 PM
Nice to see they are interested with what Bill is teaching  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 07:12:48 PM
You have to make some space in the tin if they are all going on the next leg.  :think:

Or get a bigger tin.  :pok:  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 07:14:32 PM
The red cross on Bills suitcase is a nice touch.  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 07:48:08 PM
You have to make some space in the tin if they are all going on the next leg.  :think:

Or get a bigger tin.  :pok:  :like:
The tin was specially chosen for the  cheaper postage.  Haven't any of the gifts been removed from it yet?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 07:57:02 PM
You have to make some space in the tin if they are all going on the next leg.  :think:

Or get a bigger tin.  :pok:  :like:
The tin was specially chosen for the  cheaper postage.  Haven't any of the gifts been removed from it yet?
Umm.... no.  :whistle:
I felt that other people would appreciate them even more than me and I managed to fit Ethan in anyway.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 08:00:36 PM
Since this is Medical Bills tour, you can remove Ethan if he is too much of a waste of space.  ;) :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on August 31, 2018, 08:15:23 PM
Since this is Medical Bills tour, you can remove Ethan if he is too much of a waste of space.  ;) :tu:

Everyone/everything fits . . . . Barely
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 08:32:59 PM
Since this is Medical Bills tour, you can remove Ethan if he is too much of a waste of space.  ;) :tu:

Everyone/everything fits . . . . Barely
I do hope that they are not overly crushed. :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on August 31, 2018, 08:58:10 PM
If this continues, mag is gonna get crate when bill returns instead small tin box

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 09:13:32 PM
more likely a shipping container  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on August 31, 2018, 09:34:13 PM
Don't forget to add the crack!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on August 31, 2018, 09:36:10 PM
more likely a shipping container  :D
Haha, id love to see how much that would cost to send.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on September 01, 2018, 12:14:29 PM
more likely a shipping container  :D
Haha, id love to see how much that would cost to send.

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Shipping a 40ft container across half the world should be about USD 2500
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on September 01, 2018, 12:40:49 PM
If you shipped it all the way instead of half way would it end up where it started from?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on September 01, 2018, 12:43:57 PM
more likely a shipping container  :D
Haha, id love to see how much that would cost to send.

Only Tools Matters

Shipping a 40ft container across half the world should be about USD 2500
Sending it that way that mag receives bill, that would be just mean :rofl:

Only Tools Matters

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on September 01, 2018, 12:58:04 PM
 >:D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 01:18:33 PM
 :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Iron Man 2 on September 01, 2018, 02:47:18 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on September 01, 2018, 03:53:44 PM
"Here's Bill... and here's the bill..."
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 03:56:03 PM
 :rofl:  like it  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 04:04:56 PM
 This is me:  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 04:17:37 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on September 01, 2018, 05:42:33 PM
well i'm getting worried
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 02:53:51 PM
I hope Bill is ok with being posted  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 02:59:34 PM
I hope Bill is ok with being posted  :think:
Well, soldiers are supposed to know what they're in for when they sign up.  :think: They know that they will be posted to someplace or other for various duties.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tou
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 03:04:28 PM
I hope Bill is ok with being posted  :think:
Well, soldiers are supposed to know what they're in for when they sign up.  :think: They know that they will be posted to someplace or other for various duties.
That’s true but being posted in a small box
can’t be very good for any soldier they are
normally posted in a box for different reasons  :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on September 03, 2018, 03:13:59 PM
With a flag on top?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 03:15:13 PM
The poor chaps who carry the box struggle to not drop it, 'cause its heavy.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 03:20:53 PM
With a flag on top?
That’s the one  :tu:


The poor chaps who carry the box struggle to not drop it, 'cause its heavy.
I couldn’t do it  :hatsoff: to them :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on September 03, 2018, 03:37:15 PM
I hope Bill is ok with being posted  :think:

How do you suggest they travel ?

I've never been to Switzerland  (yet) so if someone wants to pay for tickets I'll personally chaperone them
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 03:40:38 PM
The poor chaps who carry the box struggle to not drop it, 'cause its heavy.
I couldn’t do it  :hatsoff: to them :salute:
Me neither.  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 03:43:50 PM
I hope Bill is ok with being posted  :think:

How do you suggest they travel ?

I've never been to Switzerland  (yet) so if someone wants to pay for tickets I'll personally chaperone them
Just send the bill to magentus  :tu: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 03:44:54 PM
I am sure he only wants the best for Bill :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 03:48:25 PM
Yep - I'll foot the bill (the Medical Bill). My address is:

Magentus Fandango
U Boat
C/O Darren Mattingly
58 Marple Boulevard
Pidgeontonville
West Bramleys
WB54 7EX
UK

Failing that:

Wspeed

Detention room
C/O Miss
Pidgeontonville lower school for wayward pupils
Gimley Drive
Pidgeontonville
West Bramleys
WB54 7EX
UK
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 04:01:21 PM
Yep - I'll foot the bill (the Medical Bill). My address is:

Magentus Fandango
U Boat
C/O Darren Mattingly
58 Marple Boulevard
Pidgeontonville
West Bramleys
WB54 7EX
UK

Failing that:

Wspeed

Detention room
C/O Miss
Pidgeontonville lower school for wayward pupils
Gimley Drive
Pidgeontonville
West Bramleys
WB54 7EX
UK

I am not there anymore
I have been moved to the probation centre  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 04:02:40 PM
I am with the bigger boys now  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 04:04:39 PM
 :salute: Oops,

New address:

Wspeed
Cell Block H
C/O Chief Warden Darren Mattingly's Dad
Pidgeontonville Probation Centre for Very Naughty Rascals
Gimley Drive
Pidgeontonville
West Bramleys
WB54 7EX
UK
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 04:06:41 PM
Thanks magentus  :cheers:
That is the correct address  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 04:14:29 PM
While you've been in there I'm afraid to report that Helen Murgatroyds Sumo Posse beat your Kung Fu Rascals in a huge fight outside Mr Lallys. We tried our best to help out by doing Super Karate jumps to cross the road, but then our mums called us in for tea and by the time we finished it was all over.

Helen has given all the Rascals a chinese burn and disbanded the gang. I think we're next on her list  :ahhh We're furiously practising Super Kicks, and Mega Chops. Wish us luck!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 04:25:29 PM
No way :rant:
Thanks for trying to help the Rascals magentus  :tu: :like:
That’s much appreciated if there is anything I can do to help
Please let me know  :cheers:

I still can’t believe that she waited for me to be sent of first
Maybe when the Rascals are in better condition
We could join together to get Helen and her posse
I know we normally don’t do that
But I think we need to for this one  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 04:33:21 PM
The Rascals and the Karate Tough Boys together eh? That would be two types of fighting styles versus Sumo. Hmmm, it's so crazy it might just work.

Also it would extend our reach what with your gang living on the opposite side of the busy road.

How about a temporary truce until we defeat Helen Murgatroyd then? Shake on it, no backsies. Make friends make friends never never break friends.

We'll have a joint gang meeting to try and discover Helens weak point. Her R Kelly's Heel as they say.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 04:37:16 PM
 :iagree:  ok lets meet at the swings in the small park
As I am not aloud to the big park as I am still on probation :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 04:39:22 PM
:iagree:  ok lets meet at the swings in the small park
As I am not aloud to the big park as I am still on probation :tu:
:tu: After tea? I'm having burger and chips and pizza and chips - what are you having? Do you have to have special food on probation?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 04:41:33 PM
:iagree:  ok lets meet at the swings in the small park
As I am not aloud to the big park as I am still on probation :tu:
:tu: After tea? I'm having burger and chips and pizza and chips - what are you having? Do you have to have special food on probation?
No it’s better than home food  :D
Not bad at all  :drool:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 04:51:58 PM
I've spoken to Ken Do's Kendo Kamikaze Kretins - they're willing to join up with us if you apologise to him for laughing when he was choking on Monster Munch outside Mr Lally's last week and give back his Stretch Armstrong.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on September 03, 2018, 04:55:10 PM
You guys seem to eat a lot of Monster Munch.

Bill is still fine with porridge, right?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on September 03, 2018, 04:56:39 PM
(https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.zqB_IzAuwNss8WhN_CljrwHaHa&w=196&h=196&c=7&o=5&dpr=2&pid=1.7)

Seems to verge on cannibalism for Bill. 
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 04:57:40 PM
Monster Munch is a well known Muscle stimulant for world class martial artists Nix.

Bill is fine with porridge - just don't let him have too many hundreds and thousands with it. Maybe 30 - 40 hundreds and thousands.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on September 03, 2018, 04:59:38 PM
I had no idea.  :-[
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 05:01:11 PM
I've spoken to Ken Do's Kendo Kamikaze Kretins - they're willing to join up with us if you apologise to him for laughing when he was choking on Monster Munch outside Mr Lally's last week and give back his Stretch Armstrong.
I think for what needs to be done
I am willing to apologise for laughing
And I will give him his Stretch Armstrong back  :tu:

We need this to work
So I think we need to practice together
To be able to get Helen and her posse
Their posse is just out of control
And needs to be put back in line  >:D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 06:32:14 PM
Wait a second... a girl beat you guys up, and now you’re planning to gang up on her in the playground?  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 06:36:54 PM
Wait a second... a girl beat you guys up, and now you’re planning to gang up on her in the playground?  :rofl:
You haven’t seen her  :pok:
We will talk again when you
have seen what she looks like  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 06:38:59 PM
Wait a second... a girl beat you guys up, and now you’re planning to gang up on her in the playground?  :rofl:
It was a whole posse of Sumo girls Pabs  :twak:

Wspeed we need to think of a new gang name that combines the deadliness and expertise of karate with the fluffy cotton wool of Kung Fu.

Marple Boulevard Expert Ninja Fighting Squad?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 06:45:21 PM
Combat Kestrels of War?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 06:59:10 PM
Rampaging Roadside Kickers?
Or RRaK’ers for short.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on September 03, 2018, 07:11:14 PM
Hi Mags, Wspeed, who´s going to be the commander of your Myss Marple Ninja Army?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 07:34:45 PM
Hi Mags, Wspeed, who´s going to be the commander of your Myss Marple Ninja Army?
We will have to discuss that tomorrow
When we are meeting by the swings  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 07:37:25 PM
Combat Kestrels of War?
I think we need something that rolls of the tongue easily
And not a long name as I have
problems with having to say long words  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 07:39:22 PM
I suggest supercalifragilisticexpialodocious.

(I’m pretty sure that I spelt that wrong.  :facepalm: )
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 07:40:42 PM
 :poh:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 07:43:54 PM
According to the google it is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 07:44:46 PM
I believe you Pabs  :tu:
But what does it mean  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 07:46:14 PM
Whatever you want it to mean!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 07:46:45 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 07:48:28 PM
Fine, it means that Helen has cooties.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 07:50:23 PM
 :rofl:  good one Pabs  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on September 03, 2018, 08:17:04 PM
I'm willing to bet that Bill is quite relieved 1) not to get caught up in awl this fighting, and 2) not to have to tend to awl the impending injuries.

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 08:32:24 PM
Combat Kestrels of War?
I think we need something that rolls of the tongue easily
And not a long name as I have
problems with having to say long words  :tu:
What about Fight Team Mega Squad Plus?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on September 03, 2018, 08:35:46 PM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/17ebef35fb83a05e94775a4834aa735c/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 08:37:25 PM
Strike Squad Ninja Delta?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on September 03, 2018, 08:39:25 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/db/4b/dfdb4b2db57b7f9a9c0d5fd202dd6546.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 08:41:52 PM
The Marple Boulevard Combined Karate and Kung Fu Disco Monkeys?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on September 03, 2018, 09:00:53 PM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/276eb7185f4f8a167cd1be58f6a1ff53/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on September 03, 2018, 09:05:37 PM
Could we look at something a bit more........simple.... :dunno:


Marple Swing Boys?

Playground Punchers? 

Mixed up Martial Artists O' Marple?

I like the last because that little hint of Irish makes you sound tougher. You could sew some shamrocks onto your outfits to look even tougher.  :D

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 09:19:25 PM
Irish here, can confirm the leprechauns are feckin’ toughies.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on September 03, 2018, 09:21:50 PM
I know!
You guys will now be known as "The Mall Ninjas"
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on September 03, 2018, 09:22:08 PM
:mn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 10:34:27 PM
There are some good ones  :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 10:50:35 PM
How about The Naughty Cougars? Short and sharp - easy to remember and would look great on a t-shirt or denim jacket back patch.

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 10:55:44 PM
Our mums told us to not talk about “cougars”, whatever that means, since that lady with a daughter named Stacy moved into our neighbourhood....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 11:02:49 PM
Bramleys Finest  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on September 04, 2018, 11:41:28 AM
Moving swiftly on from Mags and Speedys gang warfare . . .

the lads went on a field trip, damn near ended in disaster

(https://i.imgur.com/L1D15BI.jpg)

and over the weekend they had their going away party

(https://i.imgur.com/qD2bLGy.jpg)

much fun was had. The lads are now en-route to Switzerland
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 04, 2018, 11:46:45 AM
Ireland is a lot more dangerous a place than I imagined  :ahhh

Party looks very...................................male. Unless there are some females under the Spartan hats?

Great visit Eamo  :salute: Bill looks to have had a lot of fun and he hasn't pressed his panic alarm once so that's a bonus.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on September 04, 2018, 11:51:54 AM
Party looks very...................................male. Unless there are some females under the Spartan hats?

yeah Starbuck is in there somewhere  . . .
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 04, 2018, 12:15:31 PM
Party looks very...................................male. Unless there are some females under the Spartan hats?

yeah Starbuck is in there somewhere  . . .
:woohoo:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on September 04, 2018, 12:16:38 PM
The party was probably in the Blue Oyster.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 04, 2018, 12:45:53 PM
The party was probably in the Blue Oyster.
That’s what I was thinking  :rofl: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on September 04, 2018, 01:54:36 PM
Nah if it was sure mags would have been there
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 04, 2018, 01:57:19 PM
Yup, I'd have dolled myself up for that.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 04, 2018, 02:01:15 PM
We would need to see a pic of that magentus  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 04, 2018, 02:04:15 PM
You wouldn't thank me for it Wspeed. Let's just leave it to the imagination (fat Harry Potter). I scrub up quite well.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 04, 2018, 02:06:17 PM
 :rofl:  ok I believe you  :rofl: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 04, 2018, 02:59:37 PM
Superb pictures, Eamo!   :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Iron Man 2 on September 06, 2018, 01:19:45 AM
You wouldn't thank me for it Wspeed. Let's just leave it to the imagination (fat Harry Potter). I scrub up quite well.

 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 08, 2018, 03:11:22 PM
How is Bill doing  :think:
Anyone heard anything  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on September 09, 2018, 08:15:52 AM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on September 09, 2018, 12:34:19 PM
Sorry been busy with work. Bill and his entourage left early this week I'd imagine it'll be next week before he shows up in Switzerland
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 12:38:43 PM
Thanks eamo I can stop worrying now  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on September 12, 2018, 02:14:02 AM
Well well... Look who arrived on one of the last nice and warm days of the summer in good old Geneva :D

They went straight to a few touristic places...

Unfortunately there was nobody to greet them (because all my Lego burned in an attic fire last spring... I'm still mourning... :/ ). But this is a very international city so maybe they'll meet someone nice!

First stop was of course the UN. Extremely boring if you ask me but everybody wants to see this place for some reason when they come here.

(https://image.ibb.co/eijiLU/20180911_132941.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/eijiLU/20180911_132941.jpg)


After that they followed a group of tourists down to the lake and the "big" parks on the right bank of the Léman. Weather was quite good and they regretted not being able to take a swim like some of the locals were doing. Still enjoyed the sun though. Chief kinda did too even though he seemed to only want to look cool.

(https://image.ibb.co/hBitLU/20180911_134754.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/hBitLU/20180911_134754.jpg)


Finally they wanted to see the Jet-d'Eau from up close. Bill, feeling right in his element with all the water around wanted to bring it back with him... Or at least pretend to.

(https://image.ibb.co/b6z5Zp/20180911_1604072.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/b6z5Zp/20180911_1604072.jpg)


After getting home I think they were a bit tired of their journey because there was a small incident involving the theft of a helmet and a certain someone being a bit too serious about it.

(https://image.ibb.co/dpTM79/20180911_173120.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/dpTM79/20180911_173120.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on September 12, 2018, 05:27:38 AM
Nice shots!

I presume Bill got his helmet back.....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 12, 2018, 07:55:21 AM
Wow, many shenanigans!  :ahhh and wonderful places.    :drool:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 12, 2018, 08:18:28 AM
Looks like excellent fun! Glad Chief Is around to 'keep the peace'.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 12, 2018, 08:35:26 AM
Looks like excellent fun! Glad Chief Is around to 'keep the peace'.
‘Keep the peace’?  :P
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 12, 2018, 12:46:10 PM
Nice to see Bill again  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ThePeacent on September 12, 2018, 12:57:18 PM
excellent shots!!  :like:

and Chief...he always looks cool  8) :multi:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on September 12, 2018, 01:57:30 PM
Good to hear they made it ! And great pics they look to be having great fun
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on September 12, 2018, 11:54:20 PM
Bill went for a stroll in the nearby park while the other 2 sleepy heads were still in bed.

Taking in the sun and the view, some core workout and some camo-climbing training.

(https://image.ibb.co/njkMQU/20180912_145921.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/njkMQU/20180912_145921.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/f44sX9/20180912_145842.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/f44sX9/20180912_145842.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/jNY85U/20180912_150048.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/jNY85U/20180912_150048.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/nHr0Kp/20180912_150202.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/nHr0Kp/20180912_150202.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/nBgd5U/20180912_150215.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/nBgd5U/20180912_150215.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 13, 2018, 12:17:28 AM
Bill is looking happy  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 13, 2018, 08:08:22 AM
Ohhhhhhh. :dd:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 13, 2018, 12:24:37 PM
I'll bet this just the holiday he needed.

Good job because when he comes back things will be very different. No more shirking off the last hour of a 36 hour cleaning shift to 'go to the toilet'. No Sireee. Things will be verrrrrrry different.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 13, 2018, 12:31:20 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on September 14, 2018, 01:14:24 AM
So I got invited to a private event at the Geneva Victorinox flagship store (its the beginning of grapes harvesting season so half the stores in the city invite people to drink... sorry, to "taste" wine). Bill seemed keen on tagging along.

While I was busy drinking wine and gathering intel (topic on that coming soon) he had a look at the watches and goofed around on a couple of giant items.

(https://image.ibb.co/kQ4mvU/20180913_200026.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/kQ4mvU/20180913_200026.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/nzGYaU/20180913_195418.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/nzGYaU/20180913_195418.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/k3ST9p/20180913_200107.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/k3ST9p/20180913_200107.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 14, 2018, 08:20:08 AM
Who wishes they were Bill right now?
Fantastic Syem!  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 14, 2018, 08:58:33 AM
That’s amazing! I’m all green with envy.  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 14, 2018, 12:30:44 PM
Bill is so lucky to see those gorgeous knives  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on September 14, 2018, 02:49:13 PM
Very cool, Syem!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on September 15, 2018, 07:57:15 AM
Quite the sightseeing :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on September 17, 2018, 09:27:32 AM
We got back a bit too late for me to post these yesterday but the gang wanted to have a fun activity so they went to do a bit of LARP.

Chief got ambushed and started running away yelling in a girl's voice and flailing his arms around... We'd never seen THAT side of the Chief before

(https://image.ibb.co/jwSXsK/PSX_20180917_010419.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/jwSXsK/PSX_20180917_010419.jpg)

This time it's Bill who wanted to look cool:
(https://image.ibb.co/moQ7Re/PSX_20180917_005951.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/moQ7Re/PSX_20180917_005951.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 17, 2018, 11:17:05 AM
Hahahaha!  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 17, 2018, 01:51:13 PM
 :rofl: good one  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 17, 2018, 02:37:42 PM
I wouldn’t want to be ambushed by an axe-wielding Ethan in a field either!  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 19, 2018, 04:07:52 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on September 19, 2018, 10:24:42 PM
So wheres Bill heading next? Is he adventuring or has Ethan slaughtered Bill and Chief

Only Tools Matters
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on September 19, 2018, 11:09:50 PM
Last I heard from them they were hanging out with this dude they met at the LARP... Probably touring the pubs in the old town...
Been a bit busy these last few days and couldn't go with them.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on September 21, 2018, 02:14:20 AM
See this guy they met the other day is named Arthur... He likes to dress up like a unicorn and he's amazed by what Bill is doing.

(https://image.ibb.co/gtTt9z/PSX_20180920_160936.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/gtTt9z/PSX_20180920_160936.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/b77s2K/PSX_20180920_155834.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/b77s2K/PSX_20180920_155834.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 21, 2018, 09:18:28 AM
 :o :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on September 21, 2018, 11:56:11 AM
O_o

Only Tools Matters

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 21, 2018, 04:45:55 PM
Bill does meet some funny people  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ironraven on September 26, 2018, 02:02:40 AM
Its so quiet- is he in transit?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on September 26, 2018, 02:09:14 AM
I've been a bit busy... Wanted to take him for some cheese fondue but didn't really get a chance.

Also, I'm not sure who's next, the list has been shifting around a bit and the thread is so long I'm at a loss trying to find the definitive list.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on September 26, 2018, 09:42:08 AM
I think this is the last one

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180926/45a195b96dfe966fbdc57651e181db60.jpg)

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on September 26, 2018, 11:29:47 AM
I think this is the last one

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180926/45a195b96dfe966fbdc57651e181db60.jpg)

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Thanks! But then I need to send it to Fuzzy, right? because Eamo sent Bill to me ^^ Or to Styx in Croatia then back up north for Scotland, Netherlands, etc.. ?

I think Bill's commanding officer should call the shots on that!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 26, 2018, 11:33:39 AM
I think this is the last one

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180926/45a195b96dfe966fbdc57651e181db60.jpg)

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Thanks! But then I need to send it to Fuzzy, right? because Eamo sent Bill to me ^^ Or to Styx in Croatia then back up north for Scotland, Netherlands, etc.. ?

I think Bill's commanding officer should call the shots on that!

SEND HIM TO MEEEEE!!! Am... yes, if you could send him to me, that would be very much appreciated. We desperately need the lego man power.  :tu:

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/A8A8516EE2254E159A7F.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on September 26, 2018, 12:47:03 PM
What, for the anti-derailment div?  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on September 26, 2018, 12:51:06 PM
nice that we're still thinking glen will be away in August
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 27, 2018, 08:13:16 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on September 29, 2018, 01:27:08 AM
So while we're preparing for Bill's safe passage to his next destination...

He's visited the protestant Cathedral Saint-Pierre (Saint Peter) (yes, a protestant cathedral dedicated to a saint xD). The inside is a bit dull since they removed everything nice inside when they reformed it... (click on any pic to see it in full size)

The front was built in the 18th century...

(https://image.ibb.co/d4ZdcU/20180927_165905.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/d4ZdcU/20180927_165905.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/mBSaP9/20180927_165910.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/mBSaP9/20180927_165910.jpg)

While the rest was built starting in the 12th century on a site that has had multiple smaller cathedral buildings since the 4th century. It offers one of the best sights in Geneva... but you gotta climb the steps ^^ No trouble for Bill and his extensive u-boat ladder training.

(https://image.ibb.co/gkH9j9/20180927_161715.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/gkH9j9/20180927_161715.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/hGFUj9/20180927_161923.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/hGFUj9/20180927_161923.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/g0s9j9/20180927_161915.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/g0s9j9/20180927_161915.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/d056Wp/20180927_162017.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/d056Wp/20180927_162017.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/j9vjHU/20180927_162021.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/j9vjHU/20180927_162021.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/eDcycU/20180927_163627.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/eDcycU/20180927_163627.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/cG2aP9/20180927_163632.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/cG2aP9/20180927_163632.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/moSycU/20180927_163023.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/moSycU/20180927_163023.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/j7N9j9/20180927_163032.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/j7N9j9/20180927_163032.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/naNmWp/20180927_164818.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/naNmWp/20180927_164818.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/hi06Wp/20180927_164451.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/hi06Wp/20180927_164451.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/h0zdcU/20180927_163807.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/h0zdcU/20180927_163807.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/nkhycU/20180927_163812.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/nkhycU/20180927_163812.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/kcO4HU/20180927_164520.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/kcO4HU/20180927_164520.jpg)
(https://image.ibb.co/mWVJcU/20180927_164527.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/mWVJcU/20180927_164527.jpg)
(yes, he is in those two last ones)

And a shot for me :D
(https://image.ibb.co/ca3FP9/20180927_164635.jpg) (https://image.ibb.co/ca3FP9/20180927_164635.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on September 29, 2018, 02:12:02 AM
I do enjoy Bill's sens of adventure.  ;)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on September 29, 2018, 08:44:14 AM
Fantastic pics syem  :like:

I'm not showing the rest of the crew because they'll be jealous and will all want a trip abroad. Can't have that
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on September 29, 2018, 09:00:32 AM
:dd:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on September 29, 2018, 09:07:24 AM
 :iagree: :drool:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 29, 2018, 11:02:35 AM
He looks genuinely happy...


Excellent! That'll give him a happy place to go to when he's on the Farm.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 29, 2018, 12:24:12 PM
Bill had a good time by the looks of it  :cheers: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on September 29, 2018, 01:09:54 PM
Are you sure? He's looking a bit greenish in the face...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 29, 2018, 01:59:41 PM
Are you sure? He's looking a bit greenish in the face...
:rofl: :rofl: He does look a bit green  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on September 29, 2018, 05:54:23 PM
 It's just the height he'll be grand when he's back on the ground I'm sure

Great pics syem
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on September 29, 2018, 06:23:52 PM
He was very high up I don’t think
I would look to good at those heights  :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 01, 2018, 05:18:26 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 04, 2018, 06:53:28 PM
 :shrug:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on October 04, 2018, 07:03:01 PM
Is Bill still alive?

Only tools matters

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 04, 2018, 07:27:52 PM
 :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 04, 2018, 07:32:10 PM
He's fine.  We're monitoring his vital statistics from the U Boat. Not spying on him.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 04, 2018, 07:40:31 PM
Where is Bill now than magentus  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 04, 2018, 08:05:49 PM
I Can't disclose that Wspeed, your security clearance isn't high enough.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 04, 2018, 08:27:00 PM
I Can't disclose that Wspeed, your security clearance isn't high enough.
Oh I see  ???
You security cleared me ok when you wanted
to share my rhubarb and custard sweets  :rant:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 04, 2018, 08:36:12 PM
True but that's coz I will do most anything for rhubarb and custards. Surely you can appreciate my dilemma
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 04, 2018, 08:50:51 PM
They are very nice  :drool:
Ok magentus you have a point  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 04, 2018, 09:18:51 PM
I'm sorry for that thing I did wspeed. I will give you some one of my rhubarb and custards as an apology.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 04, 2018, 09:22:23 PM
Make it 2 rhubarb and custards and all will be forgotten  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 04, 2018, 09:42:58 PM
ok  :rant: mutter mutter
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 04, 2018, 10:25:06 PM
Thanks magentus they were very nice all is forgiven now  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 05, 2018, 05:08:48 PM
sound of howling wind...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/9643228C56D744B18E00.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 05, 2018, 05:46:32 PM
By the time Bill gets to your place Fuzzy
you will probably already of finished all the work  ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on October 05, 2018, 05:47:13 PM
Bill is on his way to Scotland.

I've added some things... Black, yellow and green. And a little taste of Switzerland for the host :)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 05, 2018, 05:51:36 PM
Can’t wait to see Bill again  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 05, 2018, 06:33:50 PM
By the time Bill gets to your place Fuzzy
you will probably already of finished all the work  ???

I'm not smurfing shifting it, are you mad!

Here, I've left the shovel out for him, so he can get straight to it... no slacking here... well apart from me...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/46850A299DA24EDAB94A.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 05, 2018, 06:37:56 PM
I think Bill will be glad when he
leaves your place Fuzzy  :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 05, 2018, 06:38:31 PM
He will need a vacation  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on October 05, 2018, 09:57:27 PM
He will need a vacation  :rofl: :like:
Some would say he's already had a vacation in Geneva
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 06, 2018, 05:54:48 PM
Well... still no sign of Bill.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/6A36632F88C6428EAA5E.jpeg)

He better get here soon, he's got an awful lot to shift and to shift a fair distance too... to the other side of this field.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/5B46C0EBB9234FB0942A.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 06, 2018, 06:01:30 PM
I think Bill is trying to avoid you Fuzzy  :think: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 06, 2018, 06:06:49 PM
I think Bill is trying to avoid you Fuzzy  :think: :D

Are you saying it's time to send in the Bounty Hunters?  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 06, 2018, 06:17:23 PM
I think Bill is trying to avoid you Fuzzy  :think: :D

Are you saying it's time to send in the Bounty Hunters?  :ahhh
He must of seen what you had
planned for him and is now gone AWOL :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 06, 2018, 06:52:11 PM
I agree.  Bill is good at stirring sh1t but hates shifting it.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 06, 2018, 07:03:24 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 06, 2018, 07:07:04 PM
Don't we all?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 06, 2018, 08:22:41 PM
Don't we all?
:iagree: :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 08, 2018, 04:21:17 PM
 :ahhh  WHERE IS BILL  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 08, 2018, 04:31:47 PM
This was him last time I saw him.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 08, 2018, 05:13:13 PM
This was him last time I saw him.
He still had his green arms then  :D
I do hope that he is ok I am starting to miss little Bill :cry:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 08, 2018, 05:44:28 PM
This was him last time I saw him.
He still had his green arms then  :D
I do hope that he is ok I am starting to miss little Bill :cry:
If he comes back with all his parts replaced will he still be Bill?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 08, 2018, 05:57:24 PM
This was him last time I saw him.
He still had his green arms then  :D
I do hope that he is ok I am starting to miss little Bill :cry:
If he comes back with all his parts replaced will he still be Bill?
Only if you replace them one by one over a period of years.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 08, 2018, 06:01:44 PM
Don Frankenstein is a speSmurfpillst regarding this matter all of the sudden?

Change the head, change the brain.

Which will introduce a new character.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on October 08, 2018, 06:04:26 PM
This was him last time I saw him.
He still had his green arms then  :D
I do hope that he is ok I am starting to miss little Bill :cry:

Miss little  :hatsoff:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 08, 2018, 07:32:26 PM
... sound of howling wind...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/8599A9429F48429B817C.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 08, 2018, 07:56:11 PM
At this rate it will never get moved ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 08, 2018, 07:56:26 PM
With the scent of midden.
Awesome!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 08, 2018, 07:58:02 PM
Don Frankenstein is a speSmurfpillst regarding this matter all of the sudden?

Change the head, change the brain.

Which will introduce a new character.
With this Lego minifigure, I think the principal of continuity applies.  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 08, 2018, 07:58:45 PM
So his character is stored and backed up in every body part?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 08, 2018, 08:00:05 PM
:2tu:
Or the fond memories, as the case may be.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 08, 2018, 08:14:49 PM
Well I only have my brain in 2 places.
But never at both places at the same time.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 09, 2018, 01:51:31 PM
He's arrived, he's arrived!!!  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

... actually, it looks like he might've arrived some time ago, the door step might have been a bit of an encumbrance.
Anyway, all's well that ends well or something like that, we'll have a spot of lunch and then get to it... to work!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/10DC8022103948FAA725.jpeg)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on October 09, 2018, 02:12:34 PM
How was the porridge?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 09, 2018, 02:12:47 PM
Excellent Fuzzy  :like:
I take it you put him straight to work  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on October 09, 2018, 02:21:40 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 09, 2018, 02:27:48 PM
How was the porridge?

Well... apparently my porridge is too salty... if there can be such a thing? I had no idea Medical Bill was such a prima donna!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 09, 2018, 03:19:01 PM
How was the porridge?

Well... apparently my porridge is too salty... if there can be such a thing? I had no idea Medical Bill was such a prima donna!
Oh, yeah, forgot to mention about the porridge. He always has a version of the Goldilocks  story read to him at night, with him replacing Goldilocks, me replacing daddy bear, miniture Robot Mugabe replacing mummy bear and Mrs Barbara Explosion (1st Engineer) as baby bear. Replace sugar with salt, delicious porridge with horrible porridge and the cottage with a U Boat and there you go.

More salt!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 09, 2018, 07:23:03 PM
Normal (Medical Bill themed) service will resume shortly...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 09, 2018, 07:25:39 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 09, 2018, 09:11:36 PM
Medical Bill – Down on the Farm

Cue music…  The Sound of Music played continuously until... we reach the border of Switzerland obviously!


https://youtu.be/5fH2FOn1V5g


Part 1: The Cage

Hello and welcome to this first edition of Medical Bill – Down on the Farm etc etc….

First up...


Medical Bill Midden Watch with Lynda Carter

It's a very exciting time here at the midden with new arrival Medical Bill hard at work relocating said shiitload to the other side of the field making way for the planned new development of student accommodation.

Each day the lovely Lynda and I will take time out of our busy schedule and call in at the midden to see what progress Bill's making.

Day 1 at the Midden

Well I have to say I'm very impressed with all the enthusiasm and misplaced optimism shown by Bill, he's literally getting stuck in and taken the task to hand shovel... it's almost as if some small subconscious switch has been flipped inside his tiny little head. I'm not sure he fully grasps the enormity of his assignment to be honest.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/E5F5C8562C324AD1A9CD.jpeg)

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/67F5B9A3BA7346DE98D2.jpeg)

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/5160494CBA8D4B578C7F.jpeg)

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/9B905A0A72E04019AFE2.jpeg)

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/D78BCA44983E49999A2D.jpeg)



And now… Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls… for the moment we’ve all been waiting for…


…WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN MONEY MONEY MONEY JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES….

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l4Epj4m8XAKTjYxLG/giphy.gif)


Right... to help motivate and indeed supply sustenance to Medical Bill while he battles through the brutal jungle of a ten acre field, each day I plan to throw a Jaffaschläger into the field, this is a really quite wonderful invention of my own devising - a jaffa tied to a stick. As far as I know, these are not readily available in shops.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/5BE00AAAF74442B7A2D0.jpeg)

So... for your chance to win a Jaffa on a Stick let's play...

All together now...

Spot the Jaffaschläger which Fuzzbucket’s just randomly chucked into a Field!!!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/3E112AB8C5464854BDF8.jpeg)

More to follow….
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 09, 2018, 09:18:21 PM
C4!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BothUnimportantJellyfish-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 09, 2018, 09:20:52 PM
Mechy... you are soooooo predictable! C4 it Is:

C4 - Mechy-wechy 
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on October 09, 2018, 09:32:20 PM
I'm still in awe of the new invention. Never in my wildest dreams.......

Really, I'm too gobsmacked to make a good guess, but I could use a good shot of......B-12.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 09, 2018, 09:40:19 PM
I just like a good fireworks display.

Just like Nix seems to like planes...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 09, 2018, 09:49:02 PM
Wspeeds mum's cell number: F11

I gotsta get me a jaffaschlager
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 09, 2018, 10:08:04 PM
Mildly Interesting

While Bill was fannying about at the midden, I took the opportunity to have a bumabout in the woods with Alephy's excellent Jääkäripuuko.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/6ECB0D002585437B9F5E.jpeg)

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/017F34BBB06747C8BD47.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 09, 2018, 10:12:37 PM
Right... very good, so far we've got:

C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F11 - Mags
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on October 09, 2018, 10:14:49 PM
Coppicing  Fuzzy?

You're clearly some sort of jaffaschlagerlout  :pok:

G5 ?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 09, 2018, 10:19:15 PM
Coppicing  Fuzzy?

You're clearly some sort of jaffaschlagerlout  :pok:

G5 ?

This was just a stick pile from clearing... I wasn't hacking at trees!  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 09, 2018, 10:51:22 PM
F5 for me, I'm going to be refreshing a lot. :D

C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on October 09, 2018, 10:54:47 PM
Glad to see he got there safely; I wouldn't want all that work he has planned to be left undone!

C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Fast Bill
G7 - Syem
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 09, 2018, 10:58:03 PM
F5 for me, I'm going to be refreshing a lot. :D

C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags

You missed out Bill (Fast Bill not Medical Bill)...  :twak:

C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Bill
G7 - Syem
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 09, 2018, 11:01:37 PM
 :oops:
I'm sorry.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on October 09, 2018, 11:09:32 PM
F5 for me, I'm going to be refreshing a lot. :D

C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags

You missed out Bill (Fast Bill not Medical Bill)...  :twak:

C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Bill
G7 - Syem

FaB thank you Fuzzy for not Pabs'ing me from the list
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on October 09, 2018, 11:10:17 PM
:oops:
I'm sorry.

Am I allowed to say I've been Pabs'd ?  :ahhh :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 09, 2018, 11:20:03 PM
C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Bill
G7 - Syem
E2 - Wspeed
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on October 09, 2018, 11:30:14 PM
Jaffa cake time !

C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Bill
G7 - Syem
E2 - Wspeed
D9 - Who
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 10, 2018, 03:29:36 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/2jsumj.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/2jsumj)via Imgflip Meme Generator (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 10, 2018, 04:12:23 PM
 :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: AlephZero on October 10, 2018, 05:43:36 PM
A(gent)-13  :pok:

 ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 10, 2018, 06:04:43 PM
Things are getting juicy now!

C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Bill
G7 - Syem
E2 - Wspeed
D9 - Who
A13 - Alephy
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on October 10, 2018, 06:19:27 PM
One can always try

C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Bill
G7 - Syem
E2 - Wspeed
D9 - Who
A13 - Alephy
A1 - kottskrapa

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: AlephZero on October 10, 2018, 06:37:19 PM
Things are getting juicy now!

...snip...

Jaffa Juice now?

(http://www.primeonline.com.sg/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/700x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/j/a/jaffaorangejuice_010200211_main.jpg)

 :drink:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 10, 2018, 06:47:03 PM
 :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 10, 2018, 07:44:30 PM
Medical Bill – Down on the Farm


Cue music... Better run through the jungle do do do do, better run through the jungle do do do do...

https://youtu.be/EbI0cMyyw_M


Part 1: The Mantrap

Hello and welcome to this exciting edition of Medical Bill – Down on the Farm etc etc….


Medical Bill Midden Watch with Lynda Carter


Day 2 at the Midden ...(sound of distant choppers)

Medical Bill determination and resolve to get the job done is a magnificent sight to behold. He shows not the slightest bit of fear or trepidation as he continues on his hazardous and dangerous journey into the unknown jungle with his shovel load of shiit... Rather him than me, I can tell you!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/6BAF21DA9E9247628D5B.jpeg)

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/A2E70B79BD2F412D8BDC.jpeg)


Mildly Interesting

Meanwhile, it was a gorgeous day here so I had a lovely lie down under Cherry and Larch trees in the woods, with the sun streaming through the canopy... sigh

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/D39FA64AF34C4EEFAD3B.jpeg)



And now… Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls… for the moment we’ve all been waiting for…


…WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN MONEY MONEY MONEY JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES….

(https://media.giphy.com/media/26Fffw1kpQ2c9vw3K/giphy.gif)

Spot the Jaffaschläger which Fuzzbucket’s just randomly chucked into a Field

Wait a minute... look at this, there's loads of bloody squares left... Get picking!!!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/C2882E35C6794A069584.jpeg)



More to follow…
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 10, 2018, 07:53:46 PM
Papa's catflap - D7!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 10, 2018, 08:06:39 PM
E4!

(https://cdn.archpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Timber-explosion-gif-test.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on October 10, 2018, 08:09:16 PM
D13.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: AlephZero on October 10, 2018, 08:11:41 PM
Preparation H-8!

 >:D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on October 10, 2018, 08:58:39 PM
I-13

Only Tools Matters

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on October 10, 2018, 09:29:44 PM
I-2
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 10, 2018, 09:31:27 PM
I-2
It's ME2...

:whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on October 10, 2018, 09:33:12 PM
I am up to Season 4 watching Blake's 7 so it's B7 for me.

I hope I got this right, it will need checking:

A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 10, 2018, 09:47:31 PM
Don't mind if I do. J17   :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 10, 2018, 10:47:20 PM
Don't mind if I do. J17   :cheers:

Splendid choice.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 10, 2018, 10:49:37 PM
I am up to Season 4 watching Blake's 7 so it's B7 for me.

I hope I got this right, it will need checking:

A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy

Nah... don't be silly, that'll do... No need to get carried away with formalities.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 10, 2018, 11:46:06 PM
G1.  :tu:

A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G 1 - Pabs
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 12:29:35 AM
G1.  :tu:

A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G 1 - Pabs
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti

Pabs! You've done it again, you've pabloed the list!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 12:32:23 AM
Right... the list so far...

A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
G1 - Pabs
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 12:37:32 AM
Oh God, wait a minute, I've pabloed the list now!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 12:39:16 AM
Right... the list so far un-pabloed and de-fuzzied...

A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G1 - Pabs
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on October 11, 2018, 02:44:34 AM
Right... the list so far un-pabloed and de-fuzzied...

A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G1 - Pabs
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
We can pick more? I can't see so well on the picture so I need some help...
Being an IT person I'm going to press F1.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on October 11, 2018, 02:50:25 AM
Extra guesses?   :ahhh

Sticking with the plane theme......F-16!   :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 11, 2018, 08:51:05 AM
Right... the list so far un-pabloed and de-fuzzied...

A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G1 - Pabs
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
We can pick more? I can't see so well on the picture so I need some help...
Being an IT person I'm going to press F1.
Well, Fuzzy told us yesterday that everyones guesses were wrong, so we're all guessing again.  :facepalm:
We should probably fix the list.... So that the old guesses are not mixed in with the new guesses.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on October 11, 2018, 10:38:45 AM
Well, Fuzzy told us yesterday that everyones guesses were wrong, so we're all guessing again.  :facepalm:
We should probably fix the list.... So that the old guesses are not mixed in with the new guesses.

There we go then :)

A1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C4 - Mechy
D7 - Mags
D9 - Who
D13 - DT
E2 - Wspeed
E4 - Mechy
F1 - Syem
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
F16 - Nix
G1 - Pabs
G5 - Fast Bill
G7 - Syem
H8 - Alephy
I2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on October 11, 2018, 10:43:39 AM
I think I see parts of it at E3 - or it might be a spec on my screen. I could clean it to make sure, but where is the fun in that?  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 11, 2018, 10:52:07 AM
Well, Fuzzy told us yesterday that everyones guesses were wrong, so we're all guessing again.  :facepalm:
We should probably fix the list.... So that the old guesses are not mixed in with the new guesses.

There we go then :)

A1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C4 - Mechy
D7 - Mags
D9 - Who
D13 - DT
E2 - Wspeed
E4 - Mechy
F1 - Syem
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
F16 - Nix
G1 - Pabs
G5 - Fast Bill
G7 - Syem
H8 - Alephy
I2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
:hatsoff:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 11, 2018, 10:54:40 AM
I think I see parts of it at E3 - or it might be a spec on my screen. I could clean it to make sure, but where is the fun in that?  :facepalm:
Surely we're searching for a virtual jaffaschlager? Fuzzy wouldn't really throw good food away??
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 11:35:34 AM
I go to bed for twelve hours and look what's happened, you've done it again! You've pabloed the list again! What is the point... what is the point!!!  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

Right... STOP!...

Nobody's guesses are wrong
, you can pick another square if you want - there's no rules really, apart from the ones I make up as I go along that is. I'll announce the winning square... am... sometime... When the grid gets a bit chocka!  :D

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 11:39:54 AM
Right... In the words of Darth Vader Don't disappoint me again!

A1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C4 - Mechy
D7 - Mags
D9 - Who
D13 - DT
E2 - Wspeed
E3 - Vidar
E4 - Mechy
F1 - Syem
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
F16 - Nix
G1 - Pabs
G5 - Fast Bill
G7 - Syem
H8 - Alephy
I2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 11, 2018, 12:35:37 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 11, 2018, 12:55:59 PM
Oops, sorry to everyone that I mislead!  :oops: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 01:04:18 PM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 11, 2018, 01:19:41 PM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 11, 2018, 01:21:05 PM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on October 11, 2018, 01:58:17 PM
Cough cough getyourownmaterialMags cough....
Ronald - M12
Mechy – C4
Poncho - B12 B5 L7 M7 N7 O7
Steve - W3 X4 Y5
Nix – sin-bin (for mentioning lady parts)
Marc – A1
Syncop8r - R2, D2, C3, P0
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on October 11, 2018, 01:59:15 PM
The list isn't very straight....  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 11, 2018, 02:02:32 PM
How is Bill getting on Fuzzy  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 11, 2018, 02:08:10 PM
Cough cough getyourownmaterialMags cough....
Ronald - M12
Mechy – C4
Poncho - B12 B5 L7 M7 N7 O7
Steve - W3 X4 Y5
Nix – sin-bin (for mentioning lady parts)
Marc – A1
Syncop8r - R2, D2, C3, P0
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 02:09:23 PM
The list isn't very straight....  :pok:

It's organic... you straightist!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 02:11:23 PM
How is Bill getting on Fuzzy  :think: :tu:

How should I know!? I imagine he's in a field somewhere... it's raining here now.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 11, 2018, 02:12:09 PM
The list isn't very straight....  :pok:

It's organic... you straightist!
You tell him Fuzzy! That'll teach him to criticise your great game. In fact, banning him from the game because of his crappy jokes would be a strongarm move. Show the others who's boss.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on October 11, 2018, 02:15:09 PM
 :)  LBL
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 02:15:17 PM
The list isn't very straight....  :pok:

It's organic... you straightist!
You tell him Fuzzy! That'll teach him to criticise your great game. In fact, banning him from the game because of his crappy jokes would be a strongarm move. Show the others who's boss.

Hmmmm... what would Saddam do?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 11, 2018, 02:15:43 PM
How is Bill getting on Fuzzy  :think: :tu:

How should I know!? I imagine he's in a field somewhere... it's raining here now.
:rofl: I take it he is still shovelling smurf :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 02:20:15 PM
:)  LBL

Light Bladder Leakage?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on October 11, 2018, 02:22:41 PM
:)  LBL

Light Bladder Leakage?  :think:
YES!!!! I laughed too hard.  :-[
Show content
I'm glad someone got it. :hatsoff:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 02:25:39 PM
:)  LBL

Light Bladder Leakage?  :think:
YES!!!! I laughed too hard.  :-[
Show content
I'm glad someone got it. :hatsoff:

Ah... I wasn't sure. I thought you might be coming out or something?...Which is fine!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on October 11, 2018, 02:31:25 PM
Well.... something was coming out.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 02:31:51 PM
Right... I think Mags is right, there's too much shenanigans and unruly-ness-ness going on. Time to reinstate the Sin Bin (read that as torture Reeducation Camp).
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 02:33:08 PM
Well.... something was coming out.

I set you up rather nicely for that one.  :tu:  Still... Eeewww!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 11, 2018, 02:51:16 PM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on October 11, 2018, 04:24:10 PM
After all this talk of reeducation and what Saddam would do I now feel a sudden urge to feel very confident in the glorious unending talent of O'Fuzzbucket. His throwing arm is obviously world class par none. After reexamining his most excellently made Jaffaschläger I now also recognize the unique aerodynamic design.

Given the above my previous guess was clearly way too short and to the side. My new and better guess, after reeducation, is 8. Just 8. (Which The Fuzzbucket of course reached with a light flip of his wrist).
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 04:35:52 PM
Excellent, I'm glad you've come to your senses.  :tu:

Since you're now a person of great taste, I'd like your opinion on something. I'm thinking of erecting a new archway in the garden for the climbing rose, I thought something like this would be suitable... What do you think... ott? ...cough... choose your words wisely... cough...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/C46256AA02F64F119DD3.jpeg)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 11, 2018, 04:45:10 PM
 :rofl: very good idea Fuzzy  :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 11, 2018, 05:09:42 PM
The grid is too far up to guess again...

SAKnights hate scrolling...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 05:13:36 PM
The grid is too far up to guess again...

SAKnights hate scrolling...

Patience Mechy... patience...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 11, 2018, 05:14:04 PM
Here you go  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 11, 2018, 05:17:18 PM
I want H1 :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 05:18:21 PM
Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News...

Midden Watch Day 3

Famous MTo Explorer and Adventurer presumed missing in Fuzzy field!!! More to follow...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/36EA0357B6B64BAB82F4.jpeg)

Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News...


sniff...





Anyway... Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls… let's play...


…WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN MONEY MONEY MONEY JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES….

(https://media.giphy.com/media/K27HUW8MW8G40/giphy.gif)

Spot the Jaffaschläger which Fuzzbucket’s just randomly chucked into a Field

This is how the grid looks so far. Keep picking those numbers for your chance to win... A Jaffa on a Stick!!!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/DD62729EA23348E6A908.jpeg)


More to follow…
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 11, 2018, 05:20:02 PM
H1 :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 11, 2018, 05:29:32 PM
Plane too...
Ran out of explosives. Sorry Nix!

F14!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 11, 2018, 05:46:36 PM
B2!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: AlephZero on October 11, 2018, 06:50:05 PM
G10!  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 07:22:21 PM
Well... what can I say... It brings a lump to my throat to see all this heartfelt concern for our little green explorer, alone, lost in a barren field wilderness at the arsend of the world. It really does... I'm smurfing welling up hear... you smurfs.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 11, 2018, 07:48:27 PM
Well... what can I say... It brings a lump to my throat to see all this heartfelt concern for our little green explorer, alone, lost in a barren field wilderness at the arsend of the world. It really does... I'm smurfing welling up hear... you smurfs.
I Have been holding out on posting a reply to this terrible news.  That Smurf owes me 4 pounds and bag of rhubarb and custards. If he has taken advantage of your obvious neglect and lack of maternal ability I will literally hit the roof. Literally.


G9
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on October 11, 2018, 07:59:46 PM
And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 11, 2018, 08:02:56 PM
And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on October 11, 2018, 08:06:15 PM
And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:

Is it a winner ?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 08:10:57 PM
And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:

Is it a winner ?

YESSSSSSSSS!!!...er... no.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: SteveC on October 11, 2018, 08:11:52 PM
And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:

Like this, yummy like a Jaffa Cake    :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcpjD0V7SQA
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 08:18:38 PM
Steve... do you have such a thing as a Jaffaschläge? What's that? You don't!?!  :sa: :sa: :sa:  Well... pick a square!  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on October 11, 2018, 08:45:59 PM
And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:

No Pabs I don't want that one
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 11, 2018, 08:58:04 PM
And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:

No Pabs I don't want that one
F8?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on October 11, 2018, 09:00:11 PM
And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:

No Pabs I don't want that one
F8?

Is it a winner?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on October 11, 2018, 09:02:47 PM
Are we still doing planes ? I'll have A-10 please. No smoking compartment.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 11, 2018, 09:02:57 PM
 :shrug:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 09:10:13 PM
And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:

No Pabs I don't want that one
F8?

Is it a winner?

(https://media.giphy.com/media/2gtoSIzdrSMFO/giphy.gif)

... Oh, wait... no it's not.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on October 11, 2018, 09:15:28 PM
And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:

No Pabs I don't want that one
F8?

No Pabs I don't want that one
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 11, 2018, 09:20:11 PM
New avatar test...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 11, 2018, 09:21:48 PM
New avatar test...
:like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 11, 2018, 09:22:49 PM
And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:

No Pabs I don't want that one
F8?

No Pabs I don't want that one
D5?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on October 11, 2018, 09:27:12 PM
And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:

No Pabs I don't want that one
F8?

No Pabs I don't want that one
D5?

Is it a winner?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 11, 2018, 09:29:11 PM
New avatar test...
:rofl:

Cool! :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 09:33:25 PM
New avatar test...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/JwdnJqWAbomE8/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on October 11, 2018, 09:34:31 PM
Excellent, I'm glad you've come to your senses.  :tu:

Since you're now a person of great taste, I'd like your opinion on something. I'm thinking of erecting a new archway in the garden for the climbing rose, I thought something like this would be suitable... What do you think... ott? ...cough... choose your words wisely... cough...

Wow, I've never been accused of great taste before! I feel immense personal growth just being in the same thread as your Magnificence.  :dd:

I would have preferred a tasteful statue of his truly, sized to match his understandably large ego. Maybe on a horse in the good tradition of statues of people on horses? And in a loving homage to kitsch and tacky a statue of recycled plastic would be preferred. Apart from being a welcome change from all the stone ones it would also be lighter and easier to move. That might come in handy if ungrateful neighbors with forks and torches decide to revolt and topple it over. Safety first and all that. And of course they do say plastic lasts forever, so generations to come might enjoy the view of his Magnificence.



Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on October 11, 2018, 09:39:29 PM
Not to mention plastic is much cheaper  :tu:  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on October 11, 2018, 09:40:17 PM
B5 ?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 09:44:56 PM
Excellent, I'm glad you've come to your senses.  :tu:

Since you're now a person of great taste, I'd like your opinion on something. I'm thinking of erecting a new archway in the garden for the climbing rose, I thought something like this would be suitable... What do you think... ott? ...cough... choose your words wisely... cough...

Wow, I've never been accused of great taste before! I feel immense personal growth just being in the same thread as your Magnificence.  :dd:

I would have preferred a tasteful statue of his truly, sized to match his understandably large ego. Maybe on a horse in the good tradition of statues of people on horses? And in a loving homage to kitsch and tacky a statue of recycled plastic would be preferred. Apart from being a welcome change from all the stone ones it would also be lighter and easier to move. That might come in handy if ungrateful neighbors with forks and torches decide to revolt and topple it over. Safety first and all that. And of course they do say plastic lasts forever, so generations to come might enjoy the view of his Magnificence.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/6A9B86D4F779453F933B.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: SteveC on October 11, 2018, 09:53:58 PM
Steve... do you have such a thing as a Jaffaschläge? What's that? You don't!?!  :sa: :sa: :sa:  Well... pick a square!  :pok:

E7
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on October 11, 2018, 09:54:09 PM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/6A9B86D4F779453F933B.jpeg)

A bit on the serious side maybe, but getting up on a horse will surely make all the difference? A tiny horse might help to highlight his relative Magnificence.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on October 11, 2018, 09:59:28 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on October 11, 2018, 10:21:29 PM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/6A9B86D4F779453F933B.jpeg)

A bit on the serious side maybe, but getting up on a horse will surely make all the difference? A tiny horse might help to highlight his relative Magnificence.
Some people around here would do better to get off their high horses...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on October 11, 2018, 10:28:47 PM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/6A9B86D4F779453F933B.jpeg)

A bit on the serious side maybe, but getting up on a horse will surely make all the difference? A tiny horse might help to highlight his relative Magnificence.
Some people around here would do better to get off their high horses...

There really isn't much of a tradition for statues of people standing beside their high horses? Maybe it would catch on though? (Or maybe that has already been tried to death, and people decided it looked better with people on horses after all).
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 11, 2018, 10:44:29 PM
It would be more impressive if they stood on the horse. How amazing is that? You'd be taller than Chewbacca.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on October 11, 2018, 11:01:38 PM
Well, asking myself the question "What would Saddam do?" I felt powerfully swayed to agree and for the record sensibly voted standing on horse. :D 100% consensus between the subjects so far then. 110% should be a natural goal to reach for!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 11, 2018, 11:08:36 PM
It would be more impressive if they stood on the horse. How amazing is that? You'd be taller than Chewbacca.
What would be impressive is the horse standing on them :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 11:26:43 PM
It would be more impressive if they stood on the horse. How amazing is that? You'd be taller than Chewbacca.
What would be impressive is the horse standing on them :D

Agreed... this pleases me... I wish to have a statue of me (hands on hips) standing proudly with a horse beautifully balanced on my bonce. Make it so!... (claps hands)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 11, 2018, 11:31:10 PM
I really want to vote but there is no funny option.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 11:34:15 PM
Pssst... you're a Mod... you can fix it!  :2tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on October 11, 2018, 11:40:18 PM
Agreed... this pleases me... I wish to have a statue of me (hands on hips) standing proudly with a horse beautifully balanced on my bonce. Make it so!... (claps hands)

My English is lost at sea when it comes to what male body part a bonce is, but balancing a horse on it sounds really hard and impressive!?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 11:42:47 PM
Agreed... this pleases me... I wish to have a statue of me (hands on hips) standing proudly with a horse beautifully balanced on my bonce. Make it so!... (claps hands)

My English is lost at sea when it comes to what male body part a bonce is, but balancing a horse on it sounds really hard and impressive!?

Noodle... I hope that clears things up.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on October 11, 2018, 11:54:02 PM
Noodle... I hope that clears things up.

Nah, I'm still dense as mud. I hope it will come to me when I see the statue with a horse balancing on it.

Very useful addition to the garden for giving road directions: "Second house to the right after that huge bonce balancing horse statue..."
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 11, 2018, 11:59:58 PM
Noodle... I hope that clears things up.

Nah, I'm still dense as mud. I hope it will come to me when I see the statue with a horse balancing on it.

Very useful addition to the garden for giving road directions: "Second house to the right after that huge bonce balancing horse statue..."

Melon.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on October 12, 2018, 12:42:37 AM
D15
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 12, 2018, 07:52:29 AM
Are we just shouting random stuff now?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 12, 2018, 07:52:45 AM
Banana!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 12, 2018, 07:52:59 AM
Sailboat!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 12, 2018, 07:53:46 AM
Tower crane!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 12, 2018, 08:52:36 AM
Skatepark!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 12, 2018, 08:52:53 AM
Nappies!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 12, 2018, 08:53:09 AM
Ice cubes!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 12, 2018, 08:53:29 AM
Nappies is a fun word!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 12, 2018, 08:53:45 AM
Outhouse!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 12, 2018, 08:56:04 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/KL3SckcoA6LxS/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 12, 2018, 08:57:32 AM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kip-halloween-costume-kid-napoleon-dynamite-407x250.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 12, 2018, 09:48:11 AM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kip-halloween-costume-kid-napoleon-dynamite-407x250.jpg)
:rofl: Would love to know the story behind that pic.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 12, 2018, 11:18:54 AM
Are we just shouting random stuff now?

sigh... I was trying to put into plain English for Vidar the precise apportionment of my anatomy that the horse is required to balance on... I don't know why that's so difficult to grasp?

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 12, 2018, 11:20:00 AM
I picked sat under the horse.  8)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 12, 2018, 11:20:21 AM
Donkey!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 12, 2018, 11:22:46 AM
Donkey!

You're a donkey ya doughnut!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 12, 2018, 11:24:15 AM
:cry:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 12, 2018, 11:25:01 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/up931VbiJsyze/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 12, 2018, 11:26:35 AM
Mmmmmmmm, Donkey Doughnuts  :drool:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 12, 2018, 11:41:10 AM
Do nuts at approx 1:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jto9m68AV84
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 12, 2018, 06:19:47 PM
Midden Watch Day 4

Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News...

Search for famous MTo explorer and adventurer Medical Bill, presumed missing in fuzzy field, called off due to extremely bad weather... Search continues tomorrow, but hopes fade for happy ending... sniff...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/3CFDE01BFA47454492B9.jpeg)


Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 12, 2018, 06:20:32 PM
That’s bad :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 12, 2018, 06:24:22 PM
We searched all day and night in the wind and heavy rain, but to no avail. The fields fast becoming waterlogged and is starting to flood in areas... I fear for the worst... sniff
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on October 12, 2018, 06:54:22 PM
I voted Yeoman with Pliers. Whilst I'm sympathetic to Medical Bill I found myself distracted.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 12, 2018, 06:57:55 PM
Poor Bill outside somewhere all
on his own no food and bad weather  ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 12, 2018, 06:58:41 PM
Will we ever see Bill again  :cry:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 12, 2018, 07:01:38 PM
I voted Yeoman with Pliers. Whilst I'm sympathetic to Medical Bill I found myself distracted.

I've got some nice cheese and crackers on the go at the moment... the fire's looking good too - you get a terrific heat from coal... toasty.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 12, 2018, 07:04:01 PM
I voted Yeoman with Pliers. Whilst I'm sympathetic to Medical Bill I found myself distracted.

I've got some nice cheese and crackers on the go at the moment... the fire's looking good too - you get a terrific heat from coal... toasty.  :tu:
You should be looking for Bill not getting
comfortable in front of a fire whilst eating  :twak:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 12, 2018, 07:05:05 PM
There's some very strange disembodied howling noises coming from outside... Sounds quite... unnatural. Anyway, I really like blue cheeses, but sometimes they can be a bit hit or miss...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 12, 2018, 07:05:47 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 12, 2018, 07:06:31 PM
I voted Yeoman with Pliers. Whilst I'm sympathetic to Medical Bill I found myself distracted.

I've got some nice cheese and crackers on the go at the moment... the fire's looking good too - you get a terrific heat from coal... toasty.  :tu:
You should be looking for Bill not getting
comfortable in front of a fire whilst eating  :twak:

It's raining.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 12, 2018, 07:09:45 PM
You didn’t like Bill did you  ???
Have you made him disappear  :think:
Is it because he wasn’t quick enough with a shovel  :(
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 12, 2018, 07:13:16 PM
If I wanted him to disappear, he'd be at the bottom of a smurfing loch!!!... am, I mean am... hmmmmm?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 12, 2018, 07:24:41 PM
Very  >:D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on October 12, 2018, 09:18:13 PM
Some say you can hear Medical Bill still sobbing when the wind rises over the moors .....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 12, 2018, 09:20:03 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 12, 2018, 09:46:24 PM
Hmmm, anyone heard from dolly?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 12, 2018, 10:04:28 PM
Very stormy night here, lashing it down. Time for sherry I think... wish that unearthly howling would stop.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 12, 2018, 10:10:31 PM
He's only little.  Probably been eaten by a frog. Poor little guy. I feel slightly responsible.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 12, 2018, 10:13:10 PM
We are all very upset over here with Bill missing  :cry:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 12, 2018, 10:13:48 PM
I can’t even eat anything  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 12, 2018, 10:18:44 PM
I can’t even eat anything  :facepalm:
Would you like some marmite on toast ws? It might help us in these troubled times. 
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 12, 2018, 10:23:26 PM
I can’t even eat anything  :facepalm:
Would you like some marmite on toast ws? It might help us in these troubled times. 
I can’t I am all choked up  :cry:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 12, 2018, 10:26:52 PM
I can’t even eat anything  :facepalm:
Would you like some marmite on toast ws? It might help us in these troubled times. 
I can’t I am all choked up  :cry:
peanut butter on toast with melted m&m&m's?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 12, 2018, 10:33:48 PM
Right!... No, no don't mind me just sitting down with my sherry and 70% cocoa chocolate, I'll go out in a storm and look for the little sod!!! Flipping heck!!!  (thud thud thud thud... slam)...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 12, 2018, 11:16:20 PM
Ummmm.... what happened to Ethan and Chief?  ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 13, 2018, 12:00:13 AM
Ummmm.... what happened to Ethan and Chief?  ???

They showed me a letter saying they were allergic to dung and so were exempt from shovelling it. So I put them to work in the sweatshop stick shed.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 13, 2018, 12:16:02 AM
 :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 13, 2018, 12:19:54 AM
Anyway... I'm just back from searching the field...

Cue music: Bernard Herrmann's Cape Fear theme...

https://youtu.be/QH3RhbVP7cA

I trudged up and down that field in the dark, slipping and sliding as I went, with the rain lashing down and the wind howling. I was out there for about fifteen minutes when suddenly to my horror... I realised I hadn't had a sip of alcohol or a nibble of 70% cocoa chocolate in all that time.
Panic began to set in and I lost my bearings. Crying and blubbing like a small child with snot running down my face, fumbling in the dark, I lost my footing and fell face first into the muck. That... that is when I saw him... that's when I saw Medical Bill!!!


(https://i.imgflip.com/2jz3fm.gif) (https://imgflip.com/gif/2jz3fm)via Imgflip GIF Maker (https://imgflip.com/gif-maker)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 13, 2018, 12:20:57 AM
What has happened to him?  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 13, 2018, 12:27:51 AM
Oooh, sherry and chocolate!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 13, 2018, 12:29:45 AM
Looks like he is very smurfed off :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on October 13, 2018, 09:18:08 AM
Hmmmm. I'm presuming Fuzzy you were out there with a barrel of sherry lashed round your neck a la St Bernard ? You did give Bill a fortifying sup I hope. :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 13, 2018, 01:48:00 PM
Well I've found Medical Bill or rather King Cockaleakeepopopee Lord of the Mountain as he now prefers to be called, but he's refusing to move or come down from the midden which is rather frustrating... sigh

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/ABB952725FE648088EBB.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 13, 2018, 02:02:21 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 13, 2018, 02:19:57 PM
He looks angry  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 13, 2018, 04:10:28 PM
Two words. Well, one word, one name.  No.....one rank, one name.

Colonel Kurtz.

Dun dunduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 13, 2018, 04:30:37 PM
What have you got planned for Bill next then Fuzzy  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 13, 2018, 04:31:11 PM
He could redecorate your house for you  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on October 13, 2018, 05:21:41 PM
He could redecorate your house for you  :D

With midden.

There's probably a Farrow & Ball match.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 13, 2018, 05:26:22 PM
He could redecorate your house for you  :D

With midden.

There's probably a Farrow & Ball match.
:rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 13, 2018, 05:32:09 PM
What have you got planned for Bill next then Fuzzy  :think: :tu:

Well... I'm going to wait 'til he's finished roaring... Then I think I'll suggest what might be fun to do, is to shift the midden to the other side of the field... see how he feels about that.  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 13, 2018, 05:38:57 PM
What have you got planned for Bill next then Fuzzy  :think: :tu:

Well... I'm going to wait 'til he's finished roaring... Then I think I'll suggest what might be fun to do, is to shift the midden to the other side of the field... see how he feels about that.  :think:
:rofl: you must have something better for Bill  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 15, 2018, 02:54:24 PM
It’s gone very quiet here  :think: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 15, 2018, 03:18:12 PM
Lynda's giving him a good hard talking to!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 15, 2018, 03:23:02 PM
Lynda's giving him a good hard talking to!
Understandable we can’t
have him behave like that again  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 15, 2018, 04:33:40 PM
Lynda's giving him a good hard talking to!
Eh?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 15, 2018, 07:22:40 PM
Midden Watch Day...?... 5?

What was all the fuss about?

Well it turned out that all it was... was that he wanted a day off (I know, I'm rolling my eyes too).

So, Medical Bill and I spent some quality time together today...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/56C5E5142E4C4FBFA65F.jpeg)
First of all we had a game of lawn tennis. Bill's got a surprisingly good backhand...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/69A23147C84C49BB9426.jpeg)
...but I still beat him easily on account of me being six foot taller.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/DA0E43BB014049CBADDB.jpeg)
Then I took him to see the local Pylon. He got quite excited about this and wanted to climb it, but I thought he'd probably melt, so talked him out of it.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/9E90AFDF101248AEA938.jpeg)
Seeing as he was in the mood for climbing, I took him up to the tree plantation - I thought he could climb some trees or something, but it was the deer fence that took his eye and he quickly got stuck into this climbing malarkey. He made some good progress too until he got stuck and I had to rescue him... We had a good laugh about it though with lots of back slapping etc...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/D0576226A66A4A308234.jpeg)
After that the little fella was quite tuckered out so we sat for a bit and looked at a particularly attractive field while the sun prepared to set... then home for cake and coffee.

All in all... a very good day I think.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 15, 2018, 07:28:48 PM
Excellent I think Bill needed that :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 15, 2018, 07:49:23 PM
Heck I even need that!

Just coffee and cake would be awesome enough for me...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on October 15, 2018, 08:56:18 PM
This is awesome! Mags will have to maoe a book or at least a youtube video to tell the whole story ^^
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on October 15, 2018, 09:05:24 PM
I always preferred gloves over middens ......... :dunno: ....... :hatsoff:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 15, 2018, 09:15:06 PM
I always preferred gloves over middens ......... :dunno: ....... :hatsoff:

God, that took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on October 15, 2018, 09:20:27 PM
I always preferred gloves over middens ......... :dunno: ....... :hatsoff:



 
God, that took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out.  :facepalm:


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :drink:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 15, 2018, 09:30:01 PM
I got it within 5 seconds and I'm not even English speaking.

Shame on you Fuzzy! Better come up with a monday excuse...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 16, 2018, 06:36:33 PM
I think it's time for...


Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls… let's play...


…WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN MONEY MONEY MONEY JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES….

(https://media.giphy.com/media/26FfdKiZQHBMvRwyY/giphy.gif)

Spot the Jaffaschläger which Fuzzbucket’s just randomly chucked into a Field

This is how the grid looks so far. Plenty more squares up for grabs, so keep picking those numbers for your chance to win... A Jaffa on a Stick!!! Remember, there isn't any real rules... apart from the ones I make up as I go along.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/05C89D05735248F8B64D.jpeg)


A1 - kottskrapa, A13 - Alephy, B7 - Syncop8r, B12 - Nix, C4 - Mechy, D7 - Mags, D9 - Who, D13 - DT, E2 - Wspeed, E3 - Vidar, E4 - Mechy, F1 - Syem, F5 - Pabs, F11 - Mags, F16 - Nix, G1 - Pabs, G5 - Fast Bill, G7 - Syem, H8 - Alephy, I2 - Fast Bill, I13 - Antti, J17 - Zoidbergy, R2 - Mags, D2 - Mags, C3 - Mags, P0 - Mags, 8 - Vidar, H1 -Speedy, F14 - Mechy, B2 - Pabs, G10 - Alephy, G9 - Mags, E6 - Eamo, F8 - Eamo, A10 - Fast Bill, D5 - Eamo, B5 - Ron, E7 - Stevey, D15 - Syem


More to follow…
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on October 16, 2018, 06:52:51 PM
B4  :)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on October 16, 2018, 07:36:52 PM
F15
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 16, 2018, 07:38:20 PM
B9
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 16, 2018, 07:49:41 PM
What has Bill been doing today Fuzzy  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 16, 2018, 07:58:53 PM
He's out there somewhere with a shovel.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/A11579A1A805469B85AF.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 16, 2018, 08:07:04 PM
Are you just making Bill work while he is with you  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 16, 2018, 08:18:36 PM
Are you just making Bill work while he is with you  :D

(https://media.giphy.com/media/dOxMHecx24CY/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 16, 2018, 08:22:16 PM
Terrible  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on October 16, 2018, 08:31:03 PM
D11
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: AlephZero on October 16, 2018, 08:32:20 PM
A4 - It's just a sheet of paper...  :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on October 16, 2018, 09:39:40 PM
B11

I asked the missus...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 16, 2018, 11:46:33 PM
J19   :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 16, 2018, 11:58:16 PM
Excellent choice.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 17, 2018, 12:01:38 AM
:hatsoff:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 17, 2018, 05:04:32 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on October 17, 2018, 05:27:59 PM
Z 28





 :facepalm:


Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 17, 2018, 07:26:28 PM
Well... I went out this afternoon to see how he was getting on today... and do you know what he was doing?

Sleeping on the bloody job!!!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/DB401C5BBFBC482DB118.jpeg)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 17, 2018, 07:39:14 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 17, 2018, 07:40:41 PM
You have exhausted the little fella :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on October 17, 2018, 07:41:34 PM
Well... I went out this afternoon to see how he was getting on today... and do you know what he was doing?

Sleeping on the bloody job!!!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/DB401C5BBFBC482DB118.jpeg)

Well if you wouldn't make him work so dadburned hard ..........you are like the ancient Egyptian task masters......... :twak: ......... :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on October 17, 2018, 09:24:32 PM
Gotta say second place whete it could be is I-4

Only Tools Matters

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on October 17, 2018, 09:56:58 PM
guys, unfortunately I think I'll have to  excuse myself from this tour as my schedule is hectic and i'm not sure how good of a host i'd be for Bill
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 17, 2018, 10:21:32 PM
That's fine Styx, I'll redo the list later. Let us know if you change you're mind though!  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 18, 2018, 01:05:56 AM
Updated tour list - this look alright with everyone?

001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by.   )
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
004 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Norway - Vidar
007 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983
008 - Netherlands - Ron Who
009 - New Zealand - zoidberg
010 - USA (Montana) - Nix
011 - USA (Texas) Douglas
012 - Canada - Greg Jones
013 - Finland - Antti Lammi

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on October 18, 2018, 07:35:13 AM
Sounds good to me

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on October 18, 2018, 09:38:35 AM
Is Nix still around?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 18, 2018, 10:57:02 AM
Well it will be several months (at this rate) before Bill is ready to be sent to Nix.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on October 18, 2018, 07:54:57 PM
Seems fine by me. Poor bugger might be put to work here too! Only fair though with all that vacation travel too?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: styx on October 18, 2018, 10:56:31 PM
That's fine Styx, I'll redo the list later. Let us know if you change you're mind though!  :tu:

I'll see how things are working out and when Bill could possibly show up. his rather long staying times could very well play into my hand with him coming during a break
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 18, 2018, 11:55:08 PM
Seems fine by me. Poor bugger might be put to work here too! Only fair though with all that vacation travel too?

I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/67EA1C56AB5840799109.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 18, 2018, 11:57:26 PM
Maybe he has had enough of
all that work you been giving him  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syem on October 19, 2018, 03:50:13 AM



getting stuck up trees!


Sometimes trees are a little old-fashioned, it's no reason to target them specifically :)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 19, 2018, 09:28:17 AM
Seems fine by me. Poor bugger might be put to work here too! Only fair though with all that vacation travel too?

I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/67EA1C56AB5840799109.jpeg)
Wait what, those trees still have acorns on them?  ??? How come? They fell off weeks ago here.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 19, 2018, 11:45:54 AM
Seems fine by me. Poor bugger might be put to work here too! Only fair though with all that vacation travel too?

I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/67EA1C56AB5840799109.jpeg)
Wait what, those trees still have acorns on them?  ??? How come? They fell off weeks ago here.

Well, it's quite simple, my trees are ard as smurf... they drop there acorns when they bloody say so and not before!!!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on October 19, 2018, 03:42:06 PM
Seems fine by me. Poor bugger might be put to work here too! Only fair though with all that vacation travel too?

I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/67EA1C56AB5840799109.jpeg)
Wait what, those trees still have acorns on them?  ??? How come? They fell off weeks ago here.

Well, it's quite simple, my trees are ard as smurf... they drop there acorns when they bloody say so and not before!!!




Hey, ........careful what you say .........this is a family forum you know.        :pok: :pok: :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 20, 2018, 12:52:45 AM
Seems fine by me. Poor bugger might be put to work here too! Only fair though with all that vacation travel too?

I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/67EA1C56AB5840799109.jpeg)
Wait what, those trees still have acorns on them?  ??? How come? They fell off weeks ago here.

Well, it's quite simple, my trees are ard as smurf... they drop there acorns when they bloody say so and not before!!!




Hey, ........careful what you say .........this is a family forum you know.        :pok: :pok: :whistle:

Quite right Butch, my apologies... It should be their not there.  :hatsoff:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on October 20, 2018, 07:48:23 AM



getting stuck up trees!


Sometimes trees are a little old-fashioned, it's no reason to target them specifically :)

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on October 20, 2018, 09:04:56 AM
I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/67EA1C56AB5840799109.jpeg)

I'm hopeful he was just resting and conserving energy to prepare for a proper go when he arrives here. That said his aptitude for shoveling does seem questionable.

He probably tried to rescue a cat or bear cub stuck in a tree. Very chivalrous I'd say. Or he spotted a tiny bird to eat? (You did remember to serve him proper?)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 20, 2018, 11:39:41 AM



getting stuck up trees!


Sometimes trees are a little old-fashioned, it's no reason to target them specifically :)

 :rofl:

I missed that - very good!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 20, 2018, 11:46:15 AM
I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/67EA1C56AB5840799109.jpeg)

I'm hopeful he was just resting and conserving energy to prepare for a proper go when he arrives here. That said his aptitude for shoveling does seem questionable.

He probably tried to rescue a cat or bear cub stuck in a tree. Very chivalrous I'd say. Or he spotted a tiny bird to eat? (You did remember to serve him proper?)

For the love of God... I've been forgetting to feed him!!!  :ahhh  :ahhh  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 20, 2018, 12:37:46 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on October 20, 2018, 03:10:03 PM
 :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :ahhh

FEED THAT BOY  ...............afore he starves to death ......... :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on October 20, 2018, 03:16:14 PM
Poor lad... not even a tiny corner off a rejected Jaffa Cake? :cry:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 20, 2018, 03:43:06 PM
I understand why Bill is behaving the way he is
if no one has been feeding him the poor lad ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 20, 2018, 03:48:55 PM
Well... nobody told me he needs feeding!!! Anyway, I've been periodically punting Jaffashl... Jaffashlag... Jaffashel... Jaffas on Sticks randomly into the field anyway... he should be fine.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 20, 2018, 03:52:38 PM
That’s no excuse Fuzzy  :twak:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 21, 2018, 06:09:29 PM
A very boring quiet day here today. Bill's been helping me clear some leaves.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/72DB7F0A84D84B4A8235.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 21, 2018, 06:11:07 PM
Bill looks a bit better did you finally feed him Fuzzy  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 21, 2018, 06:13:50 PM
Yes, he's had the malt bit of a Malteser.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 21, 2018, 06:20:30 PM
 :rofl: that was nice of you  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 24, 2018, 02:46:58 PM
It’s very quiet here what is Bill doing  :think: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 24, 2018, 11:05:40 PM
He had the day off. He's been sitting watching Miss Marple (Joan Hickson) all day.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 24, 2018, 11:18:09 PM
Nice I hope you let him have a cup
of tea and a biscuit whilst watching TV :D

He has deserved it  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on October 24, 2018, 11:33:09 PM
Nice I hope you let him have a cup
of tea and a biscuit whilst watching TV :D

He has deserved it  :tu:

Tea & strumpet time ......... :woohoo: ....... :climber:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 28, 2018, 05:40:17 PM
 :popcorn: :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 28, 2018, 05:40:57 PM
 :shrug:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 28, 2018, 05:41:14 PM
 :wait:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 28, 2018, 05:48:55 PM
 :rant:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 28, 2018, 06:09:03 PM
 :poh:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 28, 2018, 07:13:58 PM
Alright you lot - calm down!

He's been helping me chop some firewood today... well, getting in the way really. I think he's been under the misconception that he was supervising.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/52C4ACA35CA6430582CA.jpeg)

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/D37F2567A62B4D61AA30.jpeg)

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/AF7428C24EF541E5B4E2.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 28, 2018, 07:36:20 PM
Bill has done a excellent job  :cheers:
I am surprised that you
didn’t have a little axe for Bill  :think: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on October 28, 2018, 08:19:43 PM
He did some nice work there! Good to know when he gets here, mine are already shopped up but someone has to bring it inside...

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on October 28, 2018, 09:14:32 PM
He's been helping me chop some firewood today...

I'm thinking you've started some dubious staffing company and rent out Medical Bill for anything? Explains him missing in action for a while, and your brand new blinged up custom gold SAK. (The one with a diamond Jaffa thrower inlay).
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on October 28, 2018, 09:21:06 PM
Mmmmmh... suspiciuos my dear Watson, very suspicious  :think: :think: :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 28, 2018, 09:42:30 PM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/D37F2567A62B4D61AA30.jpeg)

Sweet smurfing blade.   :like:   :gimme:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 28, 2018, 11:14:39 PM
He's been helping me chop some firewood today...

I'm thinking you've started some dubious staffing company and rent out Medical Bill for anything? Explains him missing in action for a while, and your brand new blinged up custom gold SAK. (The one with a diamond Jaffa thrower inlay).

And my new ermine cloak... don't forget my new ermine cloak.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 28, 2018, 11:16:07 PM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/D37F2567A62B4D61AA30.jpeg)

Sweet smurfing blade.   :like:   :gimme:

Thanks to Alephy's good taste... and generosity.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 28, 2018, 11:48:40 PM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/D37F2567A62B4D61AA30.jpeg)

Sweet smurfing blade.   :like:   :gimme:

Thanks to Alephy's good taste... and generosity.  :tu:

I tried to win it but lost.   :cry:   :cry:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 29, 2018, 12:14:13 AM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/D37F2567A62B4D61AA30.jpeg)

Sweet smurfing blade.   :like:   :gimme:

Thanks to Alephy's good taste... and generosity.  :tu:

I tried to win it but lost.   :cry:   :cry:

Oh yeah, you would've loved it too... sigh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on October 29, 2018, 06:46:20 AM
:dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 29, 2018, 05:55:34 PM
What have you got Bill doing next than Fuzzy  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 29, 2018, 09:09:03 PM
I've been quite busy today, so I just left him watching Rockford Files on dvd... ring-ring ring-ring... da-da-da dum...

https://youtu.be/tO0Vq4fj3ho
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 29, 2018, 11:31:56 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 03, 2018, 03:51:46 PM
Is Bill on his way to the next member yet :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 03, 2018, 03:52:09 PM
 :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: AlephZero on November 03, 2018, 06:56:53 PM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/D37F2567A62B4D61AA30.jpeg)

Sweet smurfing blade.   :like:   :gimme:

Thanks to Alephy's good taste... and generosity.  :tu:

I tried to win it but lost.   :cry:   :cry:

You know, Zoidy, I still have one of those... PM me your address, and you got one  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 03, 2018, 08:28:14 PM
That’s Nice AlephZero :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 03, 2018, 08:34:26 PM
 :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Douglas on November 03, 2018, 08:40:58 PM
 :iagree:
Good on you AZ :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 03, 2018, 09:32:03 PM
Nice one Alephy!  :salute:

Bill and I took a trip to London today, but as London's a complete smurfhole these days, it was a bit of a disaster.
We're on our way down south (west) now, so I'll post pics later.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on November 03, 2018, 09:48:58 PM
 :ahhh   :cheers:   :ahhh   :cheers:   :ahhh   Thank you AZ, I'll send you a PM shorty.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 03, 2018, 10:07:46 PM
:ahhh   :cheers:   :ahhh   :cheers:   :ahhh   Thank you AZ, I'll send you a PM shorty.

You lucky, lucky....

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on November 03, 2018, 10:24:58 PM
Good on ya AZ  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 04, 2018, 12:23:00 AM
I'm supposed to go to London in April or May so smurfhole does not sound that good

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 04, 2018, 12:05:50 PM
I might have been a bit harsh about London there Kottsy, if you haven't been before, it is a truly fantastic place to visit and experience... and a marvel of the modern world!  It's worth visiting for the British Museum alone. :2tu:


...But if you've had to live or do work there... well... it gets on ones tits after a bit.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on November 04, 2018, 12:12:28 PM
I've been to London for 5 days and loved it.

I'm certain, if I had to spend 2 weeks there, I'd go crazy.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 05, 2018, 12:17:17 AM
I love the energy and buzz of London.

Don't much fancy the prices.........

Still, everyone should go at least once. And it's nice that Bill got to view the City without the benefit of a periscope.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 05, 2018, 12:37:03 AM
I have been there once before but it was at least 15 years ago.. But this time the British museum is one of the places we are supposed to go.. And the vic store!

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 05, 2018, 08:46:20 AM
How did I know that you were going to mention going to the Vic store?  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 05, 2018, 01:16:17 PM
Also, in complete contrast to the majesty and vastness of the BM, the John Soanes Museum just off Covent Garden is well worth a visit.  :2tu:

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/05EB5837B9EE4FA2BF43.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 05, 2018, 04:29:44 PM
How did I know that you were going to mention going to the Vic store?  :D
Isn't it mandatory? Like bringing your passport?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 05, 2018, 04:30:15 PM
Also, in complete contrast to the majesty and vastness of the BM, the John Soanes Museum just off Covent Garden is well worth a visit.  :2tu:

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/05EB5837B9EE4FA2BF43.jpeg)
Thanks for the tip!

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on November 05, 2018, 09:01:22 PM
I liked the RAF Museum London (Hendon).  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 05, 2018, 09:07:11 PM
Now my whole plan is out there. British museum, Raf museum and the Vic store, some beer, nice food and a nice weekend

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 05, 2018, 10:45:46 PM
An airplane museum sounds like great craic.  :ahhh :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 06, 2018, 06:32:50 PM
What did Bill think of London  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 06, 2018, 06:34:10 PM
Did you get any pics Fuzzy  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 06, 2018, 08:46:53 PM
Going to be a bit busy for the next couple of days, but will post pics after and then... I suppose... say my goodbyes to Billy (we're very friendly now) and send him on his way to...

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 06, 2018, 08:48:01 PM
Also, there's the small matter of a competition to finish!  :ahhh  :ahhh  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 06, 2018, 09:05:57 PM
Oh yeah forgot about that  :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 10, 2018, 04:30:25 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 12, 2018, 03:19:38 PM
 :shrug:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 12, 2018, 04:54:15 PM
 :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 12, 2018, 04:55:21 PM
 :poh:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on November 12, 2018, 05:00:11 PM
 :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on November 12, 2018, 05:03:14 PM
 :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 12, 2018, 05:07:55 PM
+1 :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 13, 2018, 10:08:51 AM
Morning all!  :salute:

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 13, 2018, 10:53:42 AM
MAGS!  :ahhh
Welcome back! :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on November 13, 2018, 10:58:15 AM
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

:nanadance:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 13, 2018, 11:03:01 AM
In today’s MTO news, “specialist” is now censored by the forum software to “speSmurfpillst” or “Smurfpills” :rofl: :like:
Who did it?

I presume it was because of one too many spammers trying to sell cialis pills. :rofl:

It could be inconvenient in the long term, though...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on November 13, 2018, 12:20:53 PM
Maybe it also works with Smurfpills?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 13, 2018, 12:21:17 PM
Morning all!  :salute:


Morning magentus  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on November 13, 2018, 12:21:20 PM
Yes, viagra is on the list too!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on November 13, 2018, 12:25:14 PM
In today’s MTO news, “specialist” is now censored by the forum software to “speSmurfpillst” or “Smurfpills” :rofl: :like:
Who did it?

I presume it was because of one too many spammers trying to sell cialis pills. :rofl:

It could be inconvenient in the long term, though...

No not really, our speSmurfpillst is on the job.   ;)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on November 13, 2018, 12:29:17 PM
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 13, 2018, 12:35:44 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on November 13, 2018, 12:36:50 PM
Lol, I was being serious, you can type the word again.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 13, 2018, 01:30:34 PM
SpeSmurfpillst. :o

Fixed!  :hatsoff:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on November 13, 2018, 02:30:01 PM
Morning all!  :salute:

HOWDY MAGS .............. :woohoo: :woohoo:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: gustophersmob on November 13, 2018, 03:38:19 PM
Morning all!  :salute:

Welcome back!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: AlephZero on November 13, 2018, 07:38:06 PM
Welcome back, Mags! I assume your Smurfpills are in order?  :pok:

 :angel:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 13, 2018, 08:59:38 PM
Welcome back, Mags! I assume your Smurfpills are in order?  :pok:

 :angel:
I ate the whole pack at once! I'm in orbit!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on November 13, 2018, 09:24:25 PM
Sounds like my jawbreak drops :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 13, 2018, 09:28:57 PM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on November 13, 2018, 09:54:59 PM
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And so are you!! :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 13, 2018, 10:03:48 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Ron Who on November 13, 2018, 10:16:25 PM
Welcome back, Mags! I assume your Smurfpills are in order?  :pok:

 :angel:
I ate the whole pack at once! I'm in orbit!

Please warp me some of those Smurfpills !  :D

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 13, 2018, 10:21:52 PM
Welcome back, Mags! I assume your Smurfpills are in order?  :pok:

 :angel:
I ate the whole pack at once! I'm in orbit!

Please warp me some of those Smurfpills !  :D
Just beam 45 Space Bucks to my u bay account and I'll warp them your way my friend.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 16, 2018, 08:32:42 PM
So I have been expecting Bill for the past week and today it is Friday and I wondered if he would arrive today. But soon the daylight started to fade and my hopes went down. But then I heard it! At first I thought it was just my mind playing tricks, but then it came again.. A small but determined knock!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181116/ddcde8e32d892db3aa848cab3a3d552c.jpg)

And there he was!

I told me that at first he was scared that I would but him to work so he ran in to the forest. But then he heard the moose pounding the grounds and he quickly started to dig a foxhole to hold his ground, but when the cold and darkness started to get to his bones he abandoned his plan and decided to come to me anyway.

Tomorrow we will start with the pile of wood, but I have made a promise to Bill that he is on supervising duty for tomorrow and today we are just getting to know one another

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181116/8db3c3b29f0da1a41e13a6daa36555e6.jpg)

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 16, 2018, 08:34:52 PM
Nice to see Bill again  :cheers: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 16, 2018, 08:44:29 PM
Yes indeed! But he have traveled far and went to bed early!

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 16, 2018, 08:53:21 PM
Can’t blame him  :tu: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 16, 2018, 09:02:48 PM
 :woohoo:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 16, 2018, 09:55:31 PM
Good to see Bill safely arrived.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 16, 2018, 10:05:04 PM
The bastad took my shovel!!!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 16, 2018, 10:38:11 PM
How did Ethan acquire a rifle? :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on November 16, 2018, 11:00:11 PM
Bill dug it up?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 17, 2018, 10:01:11 AM
How did Ethan acquire a rifle? :dwts:
My question is how did he get it through customs?!

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on November 17, 2018, 10:51:13 AM
How did Ethan acquire a rifle? :dwts:
My question is how did he get it through customs?!

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

It is a tiny rifle so hard to find? Maybe he swallowed it? Some do that with swords I've heard..
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 17, 2018, 01:05:22 PM
Perhaps! Hope it wasn't the other end..

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 17, 2018, 01:08:29 PM
So we started with the pile today.. Bill took a look at the chain and saw that it was sharp enough

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181117/913b6ca5e339a9e169c966854b5b216a.jpg)

Later on when I carried the lumps in to the woodshed Bill got bored and started to play hide and seek

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181117/fefd2da018f5b8ba7e76b07892a32833.jpg)

Unfortunately it wasn't enough for me to hide in

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181117/a80eec58df3373c7523e3a19119faf83.jpg)


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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 17, 2018, 01:12:43 PM
 :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 17, 2018, 01:13:10 PM
Bill!!! He looks so happy!  :dd:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: gregozedobe on November 17, 2018, 01:26:19 PM
So we started with the pile today.. Bill took a look at the chain and saw that it was sharp enough

The chain might be sharp enough, but the bar looks like it is overdue to be flipped (rotated 180 degrees)   :pok:

And if Bill has the energy to play hidey in the shavings then you obviously haven't been working him hard enough  ;) 
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 17, 2018, 01:41:52 PM
So we started with the pile today.. Bill took a look at the chain and saw that it was sharp enough

The chain might be sharp enough, but the bar looks like it is overdue to be flipped (rotated 180 degrees)   :pok:

And if Bill has the energy to play hidey in the shavings then you obviously haven't been working him hard enough  ;)
Said and done! I'm done for the day so the saw is cleaned and filed and ready for next use

Well, Bill was on supervising duty for today

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 17, 2018, 04:02:47 PM
Glad to see you're not the slave driver fuzzy was Kotts.  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 17, 2018, 04:07:24 PM
 :iagree: he didn’t seem to of enjoyed himself much  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 17, 2018, 05:18:31 PM
Glad to see you're not the slave driver fuzzy was Kotts.  :like:

:iagree: he didn’t seem to of enjoyed himself much  :facepalm:

Ha! How dare you... we had our moments...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/03FC3DF147A54FF996C8.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 17, 2018, 05:23:54 PM
Ok that was a bit harsh of me Fuzzy  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 17, 2018, 05:27:23 PM
Well... actually, probably not Speedy. I did forget to feed him for a while.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 17, 2018, 05:32:42 PM
And you left him outside  :(
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 17, 2018, 05:35:48 PM
... Yes, I did leave him outside.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 17, 2018, 05:39:05 PM
That’s probably why he took your shovel  :think: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 17, 2018, 05:44:35 PM
I'm short £60 too!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 17, 2018, 05:45:36 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 17, 2018, 05:45:59 PM
Wait! I have to feed him?!

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 17, 2018, 05:46:49 PM
I'm short £60 too!
Are you sure that you had £60 in the first place  :think: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 17, 2018, 05:47:41 PM
Wait! I have to feed him?!

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Only a bit of porridge  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 17, 2018, 05:49:08 PM
Salty porridge.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 17, 2018, 05:53:29 PM
Oh yeah salty forgot about that one  :facepalm: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 17, 2018, 05:56:03 PM
I have to fix that.. He's on the hunt now

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181117/626916b80532d13eb4a61eb5ac6543b5.jpg)

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 17, 2018, 06:22:37 PM
Yikes! The spirit of Cockaleakeepopopee lives!!!  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 17, 2018, 06:35:51 PM
 :ahhh :ahhh scary  :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on November 17, 2018, 10:20:15 PM
Glad to see you're not the slave driver fuzzy was Kotts.  :like:

:iagree: he didn’t seem to of enjoyed himself much  :facepalm:

Ha! How dare you... we had our moments...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/03FC3DF147A54FF996C8.jpeg)
Is that the same shovel he used to shovel the manure with?

~uhmph~
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 18, 2018, 12:22:26 AM
Probably  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 18, 2018, 12:35:06 AM
Why... yes.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 18, 2018, 02:06:40 PM
I'm trying to upload a video of Bill's adventure today.. Or at least some of his shenanigans.. But tinypic doesn't want to work and Tapatalk only likes pictures.. Any tips?

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 18, 2018, 02:10:29 PM
The porridge was a bit to salty and after his actions stunts (on video) he checked in to the ground hotell

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181118/aac60b7d1498cfef0b78d1cc7b4a5203.jpg)

The kids thought he deserved it

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181118/03dc70a9e789723afee3ce4eb70fe601.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181118/c8f45631221aecc116d5aa2071a6adbe.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181118/34073cbd85eb6cfbfe4837df929431da.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181118/e72d937e1855e2c708c769a69e65f7fc.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181118/795f0bc7e47543b4be9b9141dd143596.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181118/1c78e2f2d5d642bf7fce08ea6400b9c6.jpg)

To be continued...

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 18, 2018, 02:20:37 PM
Is it just me... or is anybody else a tad worried she's wearing a life reserve?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 18, 2018, 02:27:12 PM
EU Regulations say that you have to wear a life belt if you work in a...........wait for it.........Flotel.

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 18, 2018, 02:31:37 PM
Well, I told her that he usually lives on (in) a submarine and she found an old life reserv in the hotell closet

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 18, 2018, 02:42:55 PM
See Fuzzy - Kotts is doing his best to make Bill feel at home! Salty porridge and life jackets. I must ask Bill not to mention life jackets to the crew when he gets back or they'll awl want one.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 18, 2018, 03:01:30 PM
Nice to see Bill getting some comfort  :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 18, 2018, 03:03:49 PM
I'm trying to upload a video of Bill's adventure today.. Or at least some of his shenanigans.. But tinypic doesn't want to work and Tapatalk only likes pictures.. Any tips?

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Uploading to YouTube is fairly hassle free in my experience.  :tu:
And you can make the videos private, accessible only via link.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 18, 2018, 03:13:25 PM
Huge quality drop and very close up.. But I don't have the time to fix it right know.. Bill wanted to show of and split some wood


https://youtu.be/s2UnzhGb_Gs

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 18, 2018, 03:15:01 PM
Lucky he was wearing a helmet  :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 18, 2018, 03:28:15 PM
Lol!!!
And quality is great.   :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 18, 2018, 04:36:42 PM
 :rofl: Excellent! He does a proper tuck n roll too - good drills!  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 18, 2018, 05:38:47 PM
Yes he does! No broken bones, he does deserve a beer and to watch MacGyver later this evening

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 18, 2018, 05:40:12 PM
I am sure Bill will enjoy that :cheers: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 18, 2018, 06:13:40 PM
Careful he doesn't learn too much watching McGuyver though Kotts - After he watched the one where McGuyver sinks the U-Boat using only one of those wood chopper things he sank the U-Boat using only one of those wood chopper things.  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 18, 2018, 06:29:37 PM
Holy crap! I didn't thought about that.. Have to choose the episode carefully!

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 18, 2018, 06:37:35 PM
Holy crap! I didn't thought about that.. Have to choose the episode carefully!

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Is there an episode where McGuyver makes everyone a cup of tea and then does all the washing up?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 18, 2018, 06:45:59 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 18, 2018, 07:12:21 PM
Holy crap! I didn't thought about that.. Have to choose the episode carefully!

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Is there an episode where McGuyver makes everyone a cup of tea and then does all the washing up?

Yeah, the one where he gets off with Fanny Craddock... It's quite explicit.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 18, 2018, 09:29:09 PM
We are not really getting along with what episode we are going to watch.. He keeps nagging about submarines.. Who told him?!

If we can't get along we just draw a disc and that's that!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181118/ddf20eb1f2f3a33bc750b1043fea3b36.jpg)

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 18, 2018, 10:17:10 PM
Oops. Don't let him eat any of that sausage - it causes him terrible flatulence.  One of the main reasons we sent him on a world tour.

Even at a depth of 50 fathoms we can still breathe easy without bill.  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 18, 2018, 10:22:44 PM
No sausage for Bill! But I gave him some beer instead. He wanted the same size I had.. He's tuff but unfortunately he didn't finish the whole can.. But we will continue to practice

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181118/d8fe488a4a03e0f13bcf1ee6ce7e3bfa.jpg)

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 18, 2018, 10:50:14 PM
He will probably have a hangover tomorrow  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 18, 2018, 10:59:54 PM
He does snores when drunk.. I'm going to lead him back to the hotell to sleep it off..

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 18, 2018, 11:16:33 PM
The Bee hotel?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 18, 2018, 11:22:34 PM
Nah, the "ground hotell" as the kids say.. Sounds lika a grave when I think about it.. But look up a couple posts and you will find it

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 19, 2018, 06:42:30 PM
Bill must of had a good night sleep in that hotel  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 19, 2018, 06:43:28 PM
Did he get his salty porridge for breakfast this morning  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 19, 2018, 07:41:18 PM
He had a hard time getting anything down but he had half a bowl

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 19, 2018, 08:20:42 PM
That’s at least something  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on November 20, 2018, 12:30:39 AM
We have provide a hotel for him to sleep in? I didn't notice that earlier.. :facepalm:

Anyone knows what it takes to get one star for a hotel? Non-leaking roof?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 20, 2018, 01:08:34 AM
Then I'm on minusstars.. My has no roof



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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 20, 2018, 01:59:21 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 20, 2018, 02:08:34 PM
Guys guys, don't fret - he has lived most of his life in a dark and leaky death trap, and the word on the street is that Fuzzy made him sleep in the midden, so his expectations aren't high. He must feel like a king living in an actual hotel with Kotts.  :tu:

Also, I don't want him coming back with tales of grandeur like having your own bed and toothbrush and fomenting rebellion amongst the crew.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 20, 2018, 02:55:16 PM
That's a good point, Mags.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 20, 2018, 02:57:25 PM
It's just a short step from a clean toothbrush to.....

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 20, 2018, 02:59:12 PM
Thanks Nix. I'm envious as it is - he has his own shovel, doesn't have to share his salty porridge with 4 other crew members - he even has his own false arm! - I can only have a false arm from 1100 hours to 1700 hours on a Wednesday.

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 20, 2018, 04:04:41 PM
Surely the U-boat's mechanic can rig up something for you on the other days of the week?

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/64/77/7d/64777d2c2f7521459feb53996ee18906.jpg)

Besides, as a medic, Bill really does need two hands...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 20, 2018, 04:29:37 PM
Fair enough Nix, but as the U Boat driver I need two hands as well. We can only drive places on a Wednesday between 1100 and 1700.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 20, 2018, 04:34:27 PM
Can’t someone else drive the
U Boat on a Wednesday for you  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 20, 2018, 04:36:30 PM
I'm the only one with a U Boat licence WS - if any of the crew had one I'd have to pay them..................
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 20, 2018, 04:40:09 PM
I'm the only one with a U Boat licence WS - if any of the crew had one I'd have to pay them..................
Pay!!! Who do they think they are  :rant:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 20, 2018, 04:42:28 PM
I'm the only one with a U Boat licence WS - if any of the crew had one I'd have to pay them..................
Pay!!! Who do they think they are  :rant:
It's not as bad as it may appear - we don't have any shops underwater, and cash either goes rusty or damp so not much point in wages.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 20, 2018, 04:44:44 PM
Good point  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 20, 2018, 05:24:59 PM
And the crew does get free room & board.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on November 20, 2018, 05:27:44 PM
My bankcard doesn't get rusty or damp...

Feel free to transfer :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 20, 2018, 05:43:22 PM
 :rofl: you won’t find newer technologies in the U Boat :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 20, 2018, 09:47:50 PM
What’s Bill up to for today  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 20, 2018, 11:19:04 PM
He is doing some adventures on his own.. I'm working nights but will spend some time with him tomorrow

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 21, 2018, 12:32:30 AM
He probably hasn’t had much time for himself in a while :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 21, 2018, 12:50:38 AM
He is doing some adventures on his own..

WHaaaaaaaaaat? 

You left Bill unattended?

Kottsie, he's probably throwing a party and trashing your place!

(https://orig00.deviantart.net/154e/f/2016/129/3/7/somecallmejohnny_dance_party_by_fawfulthelego-da1x9x6.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on November 21, 2018, 01:21:39 AM
Kottsie, he's probably throwing a party and trashing your place!

It might be reduced to bricks by the morning! :ahhh

Or maybe you'll find your home filled with Swedish blondes with a thing for green men?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Iron Man 2 on November 21, 2018, 01:23:12 AM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 21, 2018, 02:20:31 AM
Thanks guys! Now I don't know if I can go home in the morning!.. Have he done this things in the past?

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 21, 2018, 10:32:39 AM
Ummmmmm. YES! Bill is the reason we can't have anything nice anymore.  And why we're on our fifth U Boat in six years.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on November 21, 2018, 12:06:36 PM
Maybe you should buy/board a decent one next time.

Maybe try an Oscar class or somehing instead of those rustbuckets that captain nemo passed up on back in the days for being "old, rusty, full of holes and smells like dead donkeys"
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 21, 2018, 02:26:22 PM
So, Kottsie, give us the news..... :dwts:

How bad was it?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 21, 2018, 02:29:10 PM
 :iagree: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 21, 2018, 02:39:52 PM
Artists impression:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 21, 2018, 02:49:50 PM
If Bill did that those bricks would be on fire  >:D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 21, 2018, 02:52:26 PM
If Bill did that those bricks would be on fire  >:D
:rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 21, 2018, 03:36:26 PM
Anyone else have a sinking feeling?

(pardon the pun.)

I'm beginning to wonder if we aren't seeing pictures because Kottsie's camera was confiscated by the Police...as evidence...... :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 21, 2018, 03:39:16 PM
Wouldn’t surprise me  :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 21, 2018, 06:56:14 PM
I must say that I got lucky this time.. Bill to I guess.. We have had a good talk about behavior, him as a guest and me as a host. Pics will come tomorrow

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 21, 2018, 07:22:38 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 21, 2018, 07:33:10 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 21, 2018, 07:33:51 PM
I'm feeling relieved that we seem to have avoided an international incident here.

I assume........ ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 21, 2018, 07:43:06 PM
Sounds like everything is ok :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 21, 2018, 07:58:42 PM
We can't know for sure.

As long as Mags hasn't said anything about ominous telegrams from Stockholm, I think we can hope for the best.  :tu:

(http://bestanimations.com/Flags/Europe/Western/Scandinavia/sweden/sweden-flag-waving-animated-gif-4.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 21, 2018, 08:34:45 PM
Fingers crossed  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on November 21, 2018, 09:21:57 PM
 :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on November 21, 2018, 11:07:12 PM
Kottskrapa dont offer Bill then surströmming, he might actually love that stuff and then he need to carry it all over the world

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 21, 2018, 11:15:38 PM
Kottskrapa dont offer Bill then surströmming, he might actually love that stuff and then he need to carry it all over the world

Only Tools Matters
I thought about it but I think he will get stopped at customs and be classified as an terrorist with weapons of mass destruction.. Can you imagine one of those cans going of in an airplane

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on November 21, 2018, 11:21:49 PM
Kottskrapa dont offer Bill then surströmming, he might actually love that stuff and then he need to carry it all over the world

Only Tools Matters
I thought about it but I think he will get stopped at customs and be classified as an terrorist with weapons of mass destruction.. Can you imagine one of those cans going of in an airplane

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That would be extremly unpleasent suprise to everyone, especially if it arrives here. Need then to find nuclear waste place to dump it.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on November 21, 2018, 11:25:38 PM
 :oops:
 :facepalm:
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 21, 2018, 11:46:08 PM
surströmming?

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/a4a063deb74444b9192fce947ce2888d/tumblr_nd4kf41lWb1svojj1o2_250.gif)


I have a feeling that Bill would, after a lifetime of salt porridge--and Fuzzbucket's 'spaghetti'--LOVE that. So, YES, please do not introduce Bill to Surströmming!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 22, 2018, 12:29:15 PM
What about chocolate  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 22, 2018, 01:46:35 PM
Everyone should spoil Bill
with really nice food and snacks  >:D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 22, 2018, 01:50:44 PM
Like Rhubarb and Custards, Wotsits, Creme Eggs?

What else?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 22, 2018, 02:00:33 PM
Maybe try snacks from the country he is visiting  :think: :tu:
Especially snacks you can’t get in the UK >:D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 22, 2018, 07:25:47 PM
Chocolet might work better than surströmming!

I still haven't uploaded the pics from Bill's adventures on his own. We wanted to approve them first but haven't really showed any interest to them day.. He is sleeping now after a long and hard day cutting firewood

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181122/c2b5be0597ce9101f5b010c1c6b4542d.jpg)

We talked ergonomics the other day and decided to build a (English word for the thing you put the logs on before you saw them?)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181122/1e974b66d97cd13df1b533cebff23186.jpg)

Inspector Bill

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181122/c3250d4373eb67d0f674f13b780e86cf.jpg)

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 22, 2018, 07:40:19 PM
Looks like he had a good days work  :like:
I bet he must be hungry now  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 22, 2018, 11:33:44 PM
(English word for the thing you put the logs on before you saw them?)

There may be a couple of words. The one I use the most is: Sawbuck. Sometimes if I'm being lazy, I'll just say, 'Sawhorse'.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 22, 2018, 11:38:11 PM
(English word for the thing you put the logs on before you saw them?)

There may be a couple of words. The one I use the most is: Sawbuck. Sometimes if I'm being lazy, I'll just say, 'Sawhorse'.

 :iagree: I call it a sawhorse. Mine's absolutely rotten, I need to make a new one... Why am I telling you this?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 22, 2018, 11:51:00 PM
(English word for the thing you put the logs on before you saw them?)

There may be a couple of words. The one I use the most is: Sawbuck. Sometimes if I'm being lazy, I'll just say, 'Sawhorse'.

 :iagree: I call it a sawhorse. Mine's absolutely rotten, I need to make a new one... Why am I telling you this?

Because you're hoping that I'll say, "oh, no problem Fuzzy, I'll come over on the weekend and help you make one."

But I won't be tricked like that. Not again. Three times is enough for me to learn.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 23, 2018, 12:08:31 AM
(English word for the thing you put the logs on before you saw them?)

There may be a couple of words. The one I use the most is: Sawbuck. Sometimes if I'm being lazy, I'll just say, 'Sawhorse'.

 :iagree: I call it a sawhorse. Mine's absolutely rotten, I need to make a new one... Why am I telling you this?

Because you're hoping that I'll say, "oh, no problem Fuzzy, I'll come over on the weekend and help you make one."

But I won't be tricked like that. Not again. Three times is enough for me to learn.

:rofl: I hope you have learned your lesson  :D
Don’t volunteer this time Nix :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 23, 2018, 12:22:35 AM
(https://www.eenenalders.nl/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Dag-niet-praten.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 23, 2018, 12:19:05 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on November 23, 2018, 05:59:22 PM
 :popcorn: :popcorn: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 23, 2018, 06:47:18 PM
Is Bill still sleeping  :think: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 23, 2018, 07:40:38 PM
No, he have been helping me awl day with the firewood. But we went inside for tacos when it started to snow.. But he is quite happy now and are in control of the TENS machine..

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181123/121219a7dc787c7d3d7ae9d5b4d77296.jpg)



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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 23, 2018, 08:44:38 PM
Bill is looking very interested in what he is doing  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 23, 2018, 09:18:51 PM
Training, it's his medical (sorry, "medical") skills kicking in... he's like a machine*!


*One that's been left out in the rain too much in a particularly salty geographical location... where stray dogs freely relieve themselves in abundance...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 23, 2018, 11:15:46 PM
And he did a very good job I must say! My back feels much better, feels good to have a medic standing my.

But he does enjoy beer and when I was away at nightshifts.. Short story is he got out, got drunk, lost his key and then remember something he seen on MacGyver..

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181123/3f2988f931f6ada8767eb0c98f1120db.jpg)


This is how I found him


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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 24, 2018, 12:03:01 AM
 :rofl: excellent  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on November 24, 2018, 04:30:25 AM
(English word for the thing you put the logs on before you saw them?)

There may be a couple of words. The one I use the most is: Sawbuck. Sometimes if I'm being lazy, I'll just say, 'Sawhorse'.
:iagree:

Mine's absolutely rotten, I need to make a new one... Why am I telling you this?
I'm halfway through making a folding one out of pallets (halfway because I ran out of pallets). I made this one a while back: https://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,69639.0.html
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 24, 2018, 10:00:37 AM
Nice!  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 24, 2018, 03:26:24 PM
 :iagree:

(Like the updated avatar, Fuzzy)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 24, 2018, 03:30:33 PM
 :iagree: nice avatar Fuzzy much better  :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 24, 2018, 04:20:19 PM
Cheers!  :tu: Thought it'd cause a little less confusion... Mags and I are still just voices in zoidy's head though so don't tell him.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 24, 2018, 04:26:56 PM
Ok I won’t tell him :D :rofl:

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 25, 2018, 05:45:46 PM
How is Bill doing did he have a
hangover after his drinking session  :think: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 25, 2018, 06:34:54 PM
No he is quite well I must say! Will try to do something tomorrow. This weekend has been crazy.. But my to do list isn't as long anymore

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 25, 2018, 06:49:20 PM
At least your to do list is getting done  :cheers: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 25, 2018, 08:01:48 PM
Is it because you're getting Bill to blitz your list?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 25, 2018, 08:37:44 PM
I think he is  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 25, 2018, 08:45:37 PM
I think he is  :D
Sadly Bills carefree and relaxing holiday seems to have turned into some kind of mobile global sweatshop.


Poor little guy.  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 25, 2018, 08:46:51 PM
Well.. He says he's having fun!

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 25, 2018, 08:49:30 PM
Well.. He says he's having fun!

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Maybe he is just trying to be polite  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 25, 2018, 08:51:01 PM
He is very polite. To a fault sometimes.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 25, 2018, 08:51:58 PM
I think he is  :D
Sadly Bills carefree and relaxing holiday seems to have turned into some kind of mobile global sweatshop.


Poor little guy.  :D
And that was Bill thinking he
was going to have a relaxing time  :(
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 25, 2018, 08:53:11 PM
He is very polite. To a fault sometimes.
I know that Bill wouldn’t want to come over rude  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 25, 2018, 08:53:54 PM
Not when he is a guest at someone’s home  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 25, 2018, 09:01:18 PM
I hope he's doing his share of the washing up Kotts.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 25, 2018, 09:32:30 PM
Bill likes water so I am sure
he is helping with the washing up :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 26, 2018, 02:12:18 PM
He is very polite. To a fault sometimes.

What!?  ??? He threatened to stab me in the eye with a shovel. I don't call that polite!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 26, 2018, 02:33:51 PM
You must of annoyed him properly Fuzzy  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on November 26, 2018, 11:07:48 PM
You must of annoyed him properly Fuzzy  :rofl:

Fuzzy can be a little..............well I don't want to say it here,could be mixed company you know, but you get the idea ............ :pok: :pok: :pok:

 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 26, 2018, 11:08:46 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on November 26, 2018, 11:16:07 PM
What!?  ??? He threatened to stab me in the eye with a shovel. I don't call that polite!

You sure he wasn't flirting, Fuzzy?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 27, 2018, 11:21:33 AM
Bill has done a lot of work lately to help me with my to do list. But he said he was getting tired and wanted to go back to the hotell for a few days. I said yes and after I was done I went over to check in on him.. But i found him on a date with the girl in the front desk. Hope it's alright that I left him unsupervised.. I think she is responsible and they where talking about going climbing

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181127/a257f7bbc441f4511b3f7aeb20f46f8c.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181127/d6b53b0d09a4b1b690819ed8135e528f.jpg)

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 27, 2018, 12:47:25 PM
Excellent Bill looks very happy with himself  :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 27, 2018, 01:36:36 PM
You must of annoyed him properly Fuzzy  :rofl:

Fuzzy can be a little..............well I don't want to say it here,could be mixed company you know, but you get the idea ............ :pok: :pok: :pok:

 :rofl: :rofl:

(https://i.imgflip.com/2njier.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/2njier)via Imgflip Meme Generator (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 27, 2018, 02:00:50 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on November 27, 2018, 05:25:09 PM
You must of annoyed him properly Fuzzy  :rofl:

Fuzzy can be a little..............well I don't want to say it here,could be mixed company you know, but you get the idea ............ :pok: :pok: :pok:

 :rofl: :rofl:

(https://i.imgflip.com/2njier.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/2njier)via Imgflip Meme Generator (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hatsoff:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 28, 2018, 04:21:57 PM
How did the date Bill had go :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 28, 2018, 07:20:12 PM
Can anyone else hear wedding bells? Or a shotgun?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Serena on November 28, 2018, 07:25:58 PM
Where did Bill broke his arm? I just noticed the cast on his arm…
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 28, 2018, 07:31:12 PM
Can anyone else hear wedding bells? Or a shotgun?

Sorry, that's me... it's my avant-garde interpretation of Tubular Bells.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 28, 2018, 07:52:39 PM
Where did Bill broke his arm? I just noticed the cast on his arm…
I’m pretty sure that mags did it!
I had to give him the cast when he visited me. :cry:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 28, 2018, 07:55:16 PM
Can anyone else hear wedding bells? Or a shotgun?

Sorry, that's me... it's my avant-garde interpretation of Tubular Bells.
Ah, you doing your Mike 'The Bike' Oldfield tribute?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on November 28, 2018, 07:56:09 PM
Where did Bill broke his arm? I just noticed the cast on his arm…
I’m pretty sure that mags did it!
I had to give him the cast when he visited me. :cry:
He was in perfectly rude health when we fired him out of torpedo tube number one.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Serena on November 28, 2018, 07:56:18 PM
Poor little fellow…
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on November 28, 2018, 08:47:12 PM
I haven't been checking in with Bill today.. I'm working but we will see

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 28, 2018, 08:50:03 PM
I am sure Bill was supposed to have a good time  :think:
But instead he breaks his arm gets left outside
and whatever else bad that
hasn’t been mentioned by members  ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on November 28, 2018, 08:52:38 PM
I'm not even going to tell you what the field voles did to him...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Serena on November 28, 2018, 09:02:45 PM
My little hiker looks a bit worried now he has heard all of this…

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181128/24ce10bd6d0fbfaa696ba90cad26ae36.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on November 28, 2018, 09:33:37 PM
My little hiker looks a bit worried now he has heard all of this…

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181128/24ce10bd6d0fbfaa696ba90cad26ae36.jpg)
:rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 28, 2018, 09:53:11 PM
As long as you don’t send your little
hiker to any members he will be safe  :rofl: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Serena on November 28, 2018, 10:11:35 PM
As long as you don’t send your little
hiker to any members he will be safe  :rofl: :D
Nope, he's my little photography buddy. Not going anywhere…
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on November 30, 2018, 09:59:20 PM
My soldiers are worried about Bill(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181130/26b3352f6cc074250b45ff37b0e3a162.jpg)

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 30, 2018, 10:02:59 PM
It has gone very quiet here  :think: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on November 30, 2018, 11:27:18 PM
Maybe Kottskrapa lost Bill? That is really scary, because BIlls have amazing transforming boomerang capabilities. First they get lost, then they turn into an expired Bill, before returning at a bad time as a real Big Bill. Bills rarely ever go far away - you can loose Bill, but Bill will always remember you. ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on November 30, 2018, 11:46:10 PM
Don't send him to Fuzzy.............he will starve...........last time Bill got there he was 6 foot 3 & weighted,
270 pounds. When he left he was down to 1 1/2 ounces & 1.2 inches tall................. :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on November 30, 2018, 11:48:57 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 01, 2018, 12:17:01 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/DluPT7dZ0uXg4/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 01, 2018, 12:19:17 AM
Are you speechless Fuzzy  :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on December 01, 2018, 12:27:25 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/DluPT7dZ0uXg4/giphy.gif)


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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 01, 2018, 12:37:10 AM
I shall rise above it...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 01, 2018, 12:48:23 AM
 :clap:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 01, 2018, 08:39:08 AM
I have had a lot to do and not feeling well so Bill and Inga are spending a lot of time together.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/b1b80aec69f50673c2403eac3a8a756a.jpg)

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 01, 2018, 10:57:26 AM
Hey, does anyone else hear kissing sounds right now?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 01, 2018, 12:32:12 PM
If he is not careful he will have
a little Bill running around soon  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 01, 2018, 12:36:52 PM
Bill and Inga sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 01, 2018, 01:22:59 PM
Remember they talked about climbing?

Well, while we were Christmas decorating our house they decided it was time. Inga has been rockclimbing before

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/8ce24687590080cc852544a15d0078bf.jpg)

Bill was a bit terrified considering the fact that he usually goes under the sea line, not above!

But he had his helmet on and they took it slow and steady

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/fc5edb1ab958d3a3c9c90035c7730bf3.jpg)

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 01, 2018, 02:01:32 PM
I think Bill is enjoying the
time at your place kottskrapa  :cheers: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 01, 2018, 03:00:24 PM
I really hope he does!

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 01, 2018, 03:10:35 PM
I really hope he does!

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It’s the happiest I have seen him in a long time  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 01, 2018, 05:32:46 PM
So before the next part I want you awl to sit down! Ok?

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 01, 2018, 05:34:34 PM
Ok :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 01, 2018, 05:35:18 PM
Don’t tell me she is pregnant  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 01, 2018, 08:47:20 PM
So atleast Wspeed is sitting down?

So after a long day with climbing Inga wanted to show Bill a secret portal to the Elf village and after another climb (the ladder) Bill thought it was the perfect time..

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/b07a715b2f7c52606ce6742034cc6fce.jpg)


To propose

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/dd96ea68f27849445ff68abf84604bea.jpg)

SHE SAID YES

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/fa3adc89be6438bf26e44d59c7a8165c.jpg)

They kissed

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/e1482cd5d30e49623c9c4b4ad79f53c2.jpg)

And then the happiness hit her so hard that she fainted

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/00cde63e66a249a6c8e448882e460849.jpg)

Luckily, as we awl know, Bill is a trained medic and are trained for situations like this

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/adb6dd4eb2630f5a4ce5f6098779c79b.jpg)

He quickly went after his medical gear

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/e170e366ac132b0326d6530d462fef47.jpg)

Luckly he had listened very well to Ingas instructions and are now a very good climber

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/9023484be0ad05bd3a62d14c5f82d287.jpg)

He helped her back

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/68d11556ada585740877a26c09895225.jpg)

And the rest of the day was spent in front of the fireplace, planing the wedding

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181201/2f76428229bf2cee7d3914e574ab7f4b.jpg)

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Serena on December 01, 2018, 08:54:28 PM
Such a beautiful love story.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 01, 2018, 08:59:35 PM
Excellent kottskrapa  :like:
They look so good together  :dd:
I still think that she is pregnant  :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 01, 2018, 09:13:36 PM
Bill and Inga sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

Ahem... What did I tell you?  :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 01, 2018, 09:15:49 PM
Who knows.. Who knows

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 01, 2018, 10:26:48 PM
Here is the ultrasound:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 01, 2018, 11:31:21 PM
 :rofl: excellent  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 02, 2018, 09:44:31 AM
sniff sniff I'm not crying You're crying!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 02, 2018, 02:02:24 PM
The time is not on our side.. Or if Legos has another speed on their watches.. But today there was a wedding!

Well guarded

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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181202/fdbdbf58c89e98e84f8cfad31a2a0c7f.jpg)

At this moment Bill was nervous

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181202/6a558ae385204a55d64f4ebd52ab5717.jpg)

At the alter

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181202/8ddd44364d6c6530f14b3c6849e77784.jpg)

With a much more nervous stormtrooper! But he was the one making it official

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181202/f3d2ff972a57f9f3cdc776b23e6c3d64.jpg)

They said yes(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181202/e6f64d85aac2695f20225e0bb1345624.jpg)

And awl of the guest was happy

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181202/03b290fc9eca79c8adc1967c2d52c13a.jpg)

Låter this week they are going up north to Vidar for their honeymoon

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 02, 2018, 02:12:05 PM
Looks like it was a shotgun wedding  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 02, 2018, 03:50:42 PM
Take that back WS! It looks like a lovely event. sniff [i[/i] Oh no, got something in my eye again.....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 02, 2018, 03:58:16 PM
I am sorry  :angel:
It looks a lovely wedding  :cheers: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Douglas on December 02, 2018, 06:30:54 PM
You better start storing extra rations on the U-boat.  You're gonna have extra mouths to feed when Bill gets back.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 02, 2018, 06:33:19 PM
And you will have to find
something to store the dirty nappies in  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 02, 2018, 06:34:03 PM
The smell will be unbearable  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 02, 2018, 06:35:06 PM
Especially if you are under water for weeks  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 02, 2018, 06:42:59 PM
Congratulations, to the happy couple.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Serena on December 02, 2018, 06:52:11 PM
Congratz!!!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Douglas on December 02, 2018, 06:56:01 PM
And you will have to find
something to store the dirty nappies in  :think:
Your definatly going to have to store them, Inga's big on protecting the environment.  No more flusing the toilet through the torpedo tubes.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 02, 2018, 07:13:16 PM
And you will have to find
something to store the dirty nappies in  :think:
Your definatly going to have to store them, Inga's big on protecting the environment.  No more flusing the toilet through the torpedo tubes.
What!!!! ???
That was always the fun bit :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 02, 2018, 07:22:03 PM
Well.. We try to be good to the nature here in Sweden but awl boats just flush the poop right out to the sea so I think it's ok

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 02, 2018, 07:28:41 PM
That’s what I thought  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 02, 2018, 08:55:47 PM
Reusable nappies? That way you still get to flush the poo.

Beautiful wedding...  :)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 02, 2018, 08:59:09 PM
It’s hard enough to wash in the submarine  >:(
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 02, 2018, 09:00:22 PM
How can we clean them and
we would need to hang them out  ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 02, 2018, 09:02:02 PM
Can’t we get fast degradable nappies  :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 02, 2018, 09:21:35 PM
Well...

I've just heard the news...

Well... congratulations... Bill... Iggred...

I'm sure you'll be very happy... I suppose...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xT77XTpyEzJ4OJO06c/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 02, 2018, 09:27:50 PM
The smell will be unbearable  :facepalm:
The baby will get used to it  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 02, 2018, 09:50:22 PM
This is spiraling!

I just love MTO

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 02, 2018, 09:54:37 PM
The smell will be unbearable  :facepalm:
The baby will get used to it  :D
I was more talking about you magentus
You are always complaining about smells on the U boat :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on December 02, 2018, 10:15:12 PM
Yay! Extra deckhands
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 02, 2018, 11:06:17 PM
Yay! Extra deckhands
Yessss just like in the olden days of farming!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 01:42:31 PM
Is there enough space for a nursery on the U Boat  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 03, 2018, 01:57:51 PM
Is there enough space for a nursery on the U Boat  :think:
Some say it already is a nursery........

We'll find some space - our first U Baby!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 02:03:42 PM
I am sure you will find somewhere  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 02:05:36 PM
Now we should be thinking of a name for the little one  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 03, 2018, 02:35:58 PM
U-2
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on December 03, 2018, 02:44:04 PM
 :rofl:

Does romance (and offspring, for that matter) grow so much more quickly in Lego? I haven't watched this thread for three days and look what has happened...!  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Serena on December 03, 2018, 02:50:30 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181203/3eb6d1a7b0d7d6ea5ab04c655ca6b4a7.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 03, 2018, 03:05:00 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181203/3eb6d1a7b0d7d6ea5ab04c655ca6b4a7.jpg)
A view of things to come?!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Serena on December 03, 2018, 03:05:19 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181203/3eb6d1a7b0d7d6ea5ab04c655ca6b4a7.jpg)
A view of things to come?!
Something like that…
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 03, 2018, 03:31:39 PM
But what if she's not pregnant? I blame Wspeed this and poor Vidar who is next in line and has to fix this

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 03:32:52 PM
We saw the scan pic  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 03, 2018, 03:39:20 PM
But what if she's not pregnant? I blame Wspeed this and poor Vidar who is next in line and has to fix this

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
What's the gestation period for a minifig? What if Inga gives birth in the post???  :ahhh

You dropped the ball here big time Kotts  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 03:40:58 PM
 :iagree: interesting question  :popcorn: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 03, 2018, 03:42:56 PM
O crap! I didn't think of that! Hmm.. Hmm.. Take it easy!! *breathing*

Oh wait! Bill is a medic.. There is no problem here.. Right?!

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 03, 2018, 03:45:41 PM
O crap! I didn't think of that! Hmm.. Hmm.. Take it easy!! *breathing*

Oh wait! Bill is a medic.. There is no problem here.. Right?!

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Well I'm not sure how you're going to pack hot water and towels which is the main things men need to get for the woman before the birth, plus some form of lighting so they see to cut the cord(s) - it's not the ideal start is it? Being born in the post.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 03:53:35 PM
That would be nasty giving birth whilst being in the post ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 03, 2018, 04:05:33 PM
Inga is Swedish, Bill is British, and they're on their way to Norway. What nationality will the little'un be? Either way she/he will make a great metal musician with the combined heritage of those three metal giants!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 04:15:23 PM
Maybe a little Viking  :dd: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 03, 2018, 04:20:39 PM
Well.. Seeing it that way I think it will go fine! A little metall head born with in the post while on tour with the proud parents.. What a story that would be

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 04:23:15 PM
 :iagree: That would be a good story  :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 03, 2018, 04:28:20 PM
Well.. Seeing it that way I think it will go fine! A little metall head born with in the post while on tour with the proud parents.. What a story that would be

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They could call their band 'Heavy Package'
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 03, 2018, 04:51:32 PM
Well.. Seeing it that way I think it will go fine! A little metall head born with in the post while on tour with the proud parents.. What a story that would be

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
They could call their band 'Heavy Package'
:rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 04:59:45 PM
 :iagree:  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 03, 2018, 07:56:18 PM
Well, Bill has other duty right now.. My gf got tonsillitis and he felt that it was his duty to get the right prescriptions and to get her the right dose of meds

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181203/05f0fb0a1656b2db3ec3273b23870512.jpg)

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 08:02:23 PM
Good on Bill  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 03, 2018, 08:03:00 PM
That would be nasty giving birth whilst being in the post ???
Yeah... she might get post natal depression.   ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 08:05:37 PM
That would be nasty giving birth whilst being in the post ???
Yeah... she might get post natal depression.   ::)
No don’t say that!!
That would be horrible  :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 03, 2018, 09:46:22 PM
Right... I've done an artist impression of the forthcoming mutant sprog...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/F9E298793BA54CAEB8FD.jpeg)

If it doesn't look like this, then there's something seriously a miss. It all seems far tooooo rushed for my liking... Something doesn't fit... quite literally (snigger)...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 03, 2018, 09:54:26 PM
... I mean, what exactly do we know about this so-called Inga? What's her background? Has she been married before? How many of her former lovers are indeed still alive? Where did she get the money to pay for that hotel... and I might add her rather extravagant lifestyle? Hmmmmmmm?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 10:17:30 PM
That’s a good point Fuzzy  :think: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on December 03, 2018, 10:20:49 PM
It has arrived!!!!   :ahhh

Show content
No not the green sprog.   :facepalm:

Show content
The Jääkäripuukko.   :woohoo:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 10:21:31 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 03, 2018, 10:58:11 PM
Nice one Zoidy, we can compare sizes...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 03, 2018, 11:07:11 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 03, 2018, 11:46:13 PM
Well.. Seeing it that way I think it will go fine! A little metall head born with in the post while on tour with the proud parents.. What a story that would be

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Born while on world tour. I'm sure that happens a lot - at least the making part.

Lets hope the little one isn't deformed with ten fingers and toes. I've never seen a lego like that, so I'm worried what happens to those that doesn't fit the mold?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 04, 2018, 10:48:05 AM
... I mean, what exactly do we know about this so-called Inga? What's her background? Has she been married before? How many of her former lovers are indeed still alive? Where did she get the money to pay for that hotel... and I might add her rather extravagant lifestyle? Hmmmmmmm?
Also, she seems rather keen to leave the hotel behind. Is it a front for the mob?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 04, 2018, 12:35:17 PM
... I mean, what exactly do we know about this so-called Inga? What's her background? Has she been married before? How many of her former lovers are indeed still alive? Where did she get the money to pay for that hotel... and I might add her rather extravagant lifestyle? Hmmmmmmm?
Also, she seems rather keen to leave the hotel behind. Is it a front for the mob?
:rofl: :rofl: :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 04, 2018, 01:42:06 PM
Let's just say that being on the traveling foot is a good thing right now

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 04, 2018, 02:15:03 PM
They're on the run!?!   :o  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 04, 2018, 02:19:18 PM
Blimey! Bill was supposed to be having a break from all the drama associated with living on the U-Boat - Now in the space of a couple of days he's been tricked into marrying a mobster, is an expectant father and is now on the run from the rest of the mob.  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 04, 2018, 02:24:01 PM
Relax! Inga is experienced, she's not pregnant (it's just a cover) they have bodyguards and they are soon leaving for Norway and as a reminder, it is outside of the EU

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 04, 2018, 02:26:30 PM
I thought she was pregnant  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 04, 2018, 02:38:07 PM
Just what the frog is going on? The U-Boat crew have spent the whole morning turfing Pabs out of torpedo tube no.2 to make it into a nursery. painted it a really nice grey and everything! We put the cushion in there and built a cot from an old torpedo crate. Has the whole mornings work been in vain??
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 04, 2018, 03:15:32 PM
I tried to tell you but nobody would listen!

Now she might as well get pregnant.. But I think that's up to them

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 04, 2018, 03:28:18 PM
I tried to tell you but nobody would listen!

Now she might as well get pregnant.. But I think that's up to them

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Well, it's the least they can do after all the hard work we put in with the nursery. Hardest hours work I've ever done.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 04, 2018, 03:47:20 PM
I am sure the space will get used again
At least you have finally painted torpedo tube 2
Now you have to paint the other tubes  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 04, 2018, 04:01:41 PM
I am sure the space will get used again
At least you have finally painted torpedo tube 2
Now you have to paint the other tubes  :tu:
Only when someone else gets pregnant.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 04, 2018, 04:04:25 PM
can I have torpedo tube 2 back?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 04, 2018, 04:08:26 PM
can I have torpedo tube 2 back?
Yes...............As long as you're pregnant.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 04, 2018, 04:11:17 PM
How do I do that? ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 04, 2018, 04:11:45 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 04, 2018, 04:13:45 PM
Relax! Inga is experienced, she's not pregnant (it's just a cover) they have bodyguards and they are soon leaving for Norway and as a reminder, it is outside of the EU

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Lucky Bill...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 04, 2018, 04:18:15 PM
How do I do that? ???
Sigh. OK, as ships captain I guess it's my job to teach the birds and the bees to our younger crew members.

When one submariner loves another submariner very much they sometimes sneak off to the brig for a lovely nap. Then, nine months later a tiny tiny depth charge shoots out of torpedo tube no.4 and everyone is very happy.

Is that clear?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 04, 2018, 04:33:34 PM
How do I do that? ???
Sigh. OK, as ships captain I guess it's my job to teach the birds and the bees to our younger crew members.

When one submariner loves another submariner very much they sometimes sneak off to the brig for a lovely nap. Then, nine months later a tiny tiny depth charge shoots out of torpedo tube no.4 and everyone is very happy.

Is that clear?
Um....
But Inga is not a submariner?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 04, 2018, 04:34:25 PM
She has a lifejacket?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 04, 2018, 05:02:39 PM
I am sure Bill will teach her
about how to become a Submariner  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 05, 2018, 03:46:25 AM
Relax! Inga is experienced, she's not pregnant (it's just a cover) they have bodyguards and they are soon leaving for Norway and as a reminder, it is outside of the EU

Ah, the classic cover for smuggling a baby load worth of low priced EU goods tax free into Norway... Even after some thinking I can't come up with anything worth smuggling the other way. That is kind of sad I guess.

It used to be a tradition for kids living along the border area to get some extra income by going along with perfect strangers who were driving abroad to shop. Those so called "meat kids" provided a valuable service as the tax free allowance is per person. (These days though it seems dubious for kids to jump into strangers cars for money and go abroad..)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 05, 2018, 03:17:21 PM
Today is the day.. Feels kinda sad but it was time.. We said goodbye and Bill, Inga, me, my gf and the kids had had a lot fun but for some reason they has to go abroad for a little while and continue their travel around the world.

Looking forward to see the rest of this adventure and say thanks for letting me hosting them

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181205/b3a9aef1a14907ef1c530bd85cd55cac.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181205/00a5665e75e41ba923c8c05db67b9ce5.jpg)

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 05, 2018, 03:44:53 PM
Relax! Inga is experienced, she's not pregnant (it's just a cover) they have bodyguards and they are soon leaving for Norway and as a reminder, it is outside of the EU

Ah, the classic cover for smuggling a baby load worth of low priced EU goods tax free into Norway... Even after some thinking I can't come up with anything worth smuggling the other way. That is kind of sad I guess.

It used to be a tradition for kids living along the border area to get some extra income by going along with perfect strangers who were driving abroad to shop. Those so called "meat kids" provided a valuable service as the tax free allowance is per person. (These days though it seems dubious for kids to jump into strangers cars for money and go abroad..)
Well I had to fill out a form to be able to send them along..

I would not let my kids go in to cars with strangers.. Different times..

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 05, 2018, 05:58:25 PM
Thanks kottskrapa for looking after Bill
I think Bill won’t forget the good times
He has had at your place  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 05, 2018, 05:59:19 PM
Thanks kottskrapa for looking after Bill
I think Bill won’t forget the good times
He has had at your place  :cheers:
Hah! An arranged marriage? Poor little Bill.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 05, 2018, 06:00:30 PM
Can’t wait to see the next part of their travels  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 05, 2018, 07:07:34 PM
Thanks kottskrapa for looking after Bill
I think Bill won’t forget the good times
He has had at your place  :cheers:
Hah! An arranged marriage? Poor little Bill.
An arranged marriage to a Swedish blonde... yeah, poor Bill.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: AlephZero on December 05, 2018, 08:04:06 PM
It has arrived!!!!   :ahhh

Show content
No not the green sprog.   :facepalm:

Show content
The Jääkäripuukko.   :woohoo:

Well finally! :cheers:

Hope you like it, Dr. Z!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: AlephZero on December 05, 2018, 08:07:12 PM
I'm kinda hurt for not being the first to hear it...  :(


Just kidding!  :pok: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 07, 2018, 12:24:17 AM
Today is the day.. Feels kinda sad but it was time.. We said goodbye and Bill, Inga, me, my gf and the kids had had a lot fun but for some reason they has to go abroad for a little while and continue their travel around the world.

Looking forward to see the rest of this adventure and say thanks for letting me hosting them

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181205/b3a9aef1a14907ef1c530bd85cd55cac.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181205/00a5665e75e41ba923c8c05db67b9ce5.jpg)

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Eer!... She's got my shovel!  :ahhh

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/75B722001C744DF3815F.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 07, 2018, 12:26:35 AM
... actually, does she know where that shovels been?!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 07, 2018, 12:28:18 AM
At least you have a pic of the shovel  :D
I am sure Bill would of given it a good clean  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 07, 2018, 12:29:04 AM
It's clean! And she's just helping him carry his gear

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 07, 2018, 12:36:21 AM
That's alright... bit small for me anyway. Still docking it from his wages though.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 07, 2018, 12:43:53 AM
I've heard those tiny shovels are price, too.


.....WAIT! Wages? We have to pay Bill?   :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 07, 2018, 01:37:03 AM
I've heard those tiny shovels are price, too.


.....WAIT! Wages? We have to pay Bill?   :think:
Well.. I didn't.. I did wrong?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 07, 2018, 01:48:06 AM
I'm starting to think that Bill conned Fuzzy out of a few pence.......  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 08:00:31 AM
Guys! Everyone knows qualified minifigs earn 5 Euro a day plus breakfast, elevens's, brunch, lunch. tea and supper and all the builders tea they can drink.

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: gregozedobe on December 07, 2018, 09:51:51 AM
Guys! Everyone knows qualified minifigs earn 5 Euro a day plus breakfast, elevens's, brunch, lunch. tea and supper and all the builders tea they can drink.

And there I was thinking that skimpy rations of salty porridge covered everything ?   ???

Or was that only for sub-sea working conditions ?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 10:05:21 AM
Guys! Everyone knows qualified minifigs earn 5 Euro a day plus breakfast, elevens's, brunch, lunch. tea and supper and all the builders tea they can drink.

And there I was thinking that skimpy rations of salty porridge covered everything ?   ???

Or was that only for sub-sea working conditions ?
Yup, that's just on the U-Boat.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 07, 2018, 10:06:51 AM
I hear everything on that U-Boat is substandard...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on December 07, 2018, 10:16:49 AM
Yes!
It's even sub-marine

:facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 07, 2018, 10:19:17 AM
Oi!  :twak: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 10:34:45 AM
Oi!  :twak: :rofl:
Yep - It's a substandard, damp, dark and dangerous place to live but we love it!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 07, 2018, 10:54:54 AM
I thought it was just standard (for a sub).  :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 11:04:13 AM
No, it's a substandard sub.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 07, 2018, 11:13:59 AM
Aren't all subs substandard?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 11:38:57 AM
No, you're thinking of underwater stands, for displaying items underwater.

Submarines must adhere to strict maritime laws but we lost the pamphlet.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 07, 2018, 12:24:35 PM
I am surprised that the U Boat still works  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 12:30:20 PM
I am surprised that the U Boat still works  :think:
Me too WS. Sometimes I think it's just the water pressure holding it all together.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 07, 2018, 12:33:35 PM
I am surprised that the U Boat still works  :think:
Me too WS. Sometimes I think it's just the water pressure holding it all together.
That’s what I was thinking  :think: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 12:38:09 PM
I am surprised that the U Boat still works  :think:
Me too WS. Sometimes I think it's just the water pressure holding it all together.
That’s what I was thinking  :think: :D
Not a problem until we need some fresh air.

I have asked Santa for an extra extra extra long snorkel. Also I asked Cthulhu coz you never know.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 07, 2018, 01:20:01 PM
And what about that hole you
tried to fix with old newspapers
That should really be fixed properly  ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 07, 2018, 01:31:27 PM
And what about that hole you
tried to fix with old newspapers
That should really be fixed properly  ???

Didn't Pabs stick a sock in it and it set like concrete?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 07, 2018, 01:33:22 PM
Yes he did try but it needs to be metal  :tu:
Metal and concrete don’t stick together well  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 01:46:28 PM
And what about that hole you
tried to fix with old newspapers
That should really be fixed properly  ???

Didn't Pabs stick a sock in it and it set like concrete?  :think:
Yes, together with his pair of pants. They act like epoxy.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 07, 2018, 01:50:50 PM
And what about that hole you
tried to fix with old newspapers
That should really be fixed properly  ???

Didn't Pabs stick a sock in it and it set like concrete?  :think:
Yes, together with his pair of pants. They act like epoxy.

That's right yes... that's when we discovered Pabyepoxide... the wonder of the modern world!  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 01:54:06 PM
And what about that hole you
tried to fix with old newspapers
That should really be fixed properly  ???

Didn't Pabs stick a sock in it and it set like concrete?  :think:
Yes, together with his pair of pants. They act like epoxy.

That's right yes... that's when we discovered Pabyepoxide... the wonder of the modern world!  :tu:
Marketing line; It's Pantastic!!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 07, 2018, 01:56:39 PM
And what about that hole you
tried to fix with old newspapers
That should really be fixed properly  ???

Didn't Pabs stick a sock in it and it set like concrete?  :think:
Yes, together with his pair of pants. They act like epoxy.

That's right yes... that's when we discovered Pabyepoxide... the wonder of the modern world!  :tu:
Marketing line; It's Pantastic!!

Bit ironic... considering he keeps breaking things.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 02:00:41 PM
For every Yin there's a Yang.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 07, 2018, 02:03:47 PM
Ah... of course... makes sense now.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 07, 2018, 02:08:17 PM
Please keep in mind the limited supply, though.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 02:10:04 PM
Please keep in mind the limited supply, though.
How are we supposed to run a business on limited supply Pabs? Where's that 'can do' attitude? Now get cracking!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 07, 2018, 02:13:02 PM
Please keep in mind the limited supply, though.
How are we supposed to run a business on limited supply Pabs? Where's that 'can do' attitude? Now get cracking!

Exactly... your letting the side down!  :twak: Now, drink your electrolytes.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 02:20:03 PM
Please keep in mind the limited supply, though.
How are we supposed to run a business on limited supply Pabs? Where's that 'can do' attitude? Now get cracking!

Exactly... your letting the side down!  :twak: Now, drink your electrolytes.  :tu:
And extra salty porridge rations as well.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 07, 2018, 02:35:30 PM
It would work better with clean water and non-salty porridge.... just saying. :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 07, 2018, 02:40:23 PM
It would work better with clean water and non-salty porridge.... just saying. :dunno:
You're not the Boat's Scientist Pabs - That's Vinegar Marlenes job. Now eat up that extra portion of porridge like a good lad.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 07, 2018, 02:43:07 PM
mmmmf!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 07, 2018, 08:08:06 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on December 07, 2018, 08:14:36 PM
Pabs:

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr01/6/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7123-1383762847-4.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on December 07, 2018, 08:15:02 PM
That gif is even age correct :sa:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 07, 2018, 08:39:32 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 07, 2018, 11:20:42 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ...sorry Pabs
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on December 07, 2018, 11:35:54 PM
 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 08, 2018, 12:14:59 AM
+1 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 10, 2018, 06:45:50 PM
Can’t wait to see Bill again  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 10, 2018, 09:20:13 PM
Me too! But the Swedish postal service makes me nervous

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 10, 2018, 09:37:16 PM
Why is that kottskrapa  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 11, 2018, 01:57:37 AM
I've received notice that a small green dude with entourage is being held at the post office of all places. Maybe some scheme for cheap travel. It seems some Swedish father-in-law had told him to go where the sun doesn't shine, so he has certainly come to the right place.

The post has asked me to come and bail them out quickly as they keep opening random Xmas packages. I should be able to do so when I return in a day or two. Hopefully he wont be too upset about waiting around at such an exciting place for a day or two? ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 11, 2018, 02:12:43 AM
 :rofl:

At least he isn't lost.....again.....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 11, 2018, 07:16:53 AM
Why is that kottskrapa  :think: :tu:
Well, they are a private company now, at least some of it.. And they take in contractors, the cheapest ones.. Everything other week it is in the paper with lost pagage, trucks on the highway with opened doors during high speeds and so on..



[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 11, 2018, 07:17:28 AM
I've received notice that a small green dude with entourage is being held at the post office of all places. Maybe some scheme for cheap travel. It seems some Swedish father-in-law had told him to go where the sun doesn't shine, so he has certainly come to the right place.

The post has asked me to come and bail them out quickly as they keep opening random Xmas packages. I should be able to do so when I return in a day or two. Hopefully he wont be too upset about waiting around at such an exciting place for a day or two? ::)
That's awlsome! And surprisingly fast

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on December 11, 2018, 07:28:25 AM
Why is that kottskrapa  :think: :tu:
Well, they are a private company now, at least some of it.. And they take in contractors, the cheapest ones.. Everything other week it is in the paper with lost pagage, trucks on the highway with opened doors during high speeds and so on..



[It's not failure if you learn something from it]



(https://66.media.tumblr.com/9ff59fa12366c40cf1ce96f87d636aca/tumblr_o88xd4URps1r9hvapo4_1280.png)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 11, 2018, 09:29:12 AM
Why is that kottskrapa  :think: :tu:
Well, they are a private company now, at least some of it.. And they take in contractors, the cheapest ones.. Everything other week it is in the paper with lost pagage, trucks on the highway with opened doors during high speeds and so on..



[It's not failure if you learn something from it]



(https://66.media.tumblr.com/9ff59fa12366c40cf1ce96f87d636aca/tumblr_o88xd4URps1r9hvapo4_1280.png)
Haha true!

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 11, 2018, 10:08:17 AM
Why is that kottskrapa  :think: :tu:
Well, they are a private company now, at least some of it.. And they take in contractors, the cheapest ones.. Everything other week it is in the paper with lost pagage, trucks on the highway with opened doors during high speeds and so on..



[It's not failure if you learn something from it]



(https://66.media.tumblr.com/9ff59fa12366c40cf1ce96f87d636aca/tumblr_o88xd4URps1r9hvapo4_1280.png)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 11, 2018, 01:15:49 PM
Sounds like a good way of losing parcels  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: AlephZero on December 11, 2018, 08:34:15 PM
Why is that kottskrapa  :think: :tu:
Well, they are a private company now, at least some of it.. And they take in contractors, the cheapest ones.. Everything other week it is in the paper with lost pagage, trucks on the highway with opened doors during high speeds and so on..



[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Postnord... Just saying  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 13, 2018, 03:24:14 PM
I'm starting to get worried now.. Did they get lost on the darkness? Or did the mob get to them first?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 13, 2018, 03:32:55 PM
I'm starting to get worried now.. Did they get lost on the darkness? Or did the mob get to them first?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

What do you know kotts?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 13, 2018, 04:19:24 PM
Did the mob come looking for you kottskrapa  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 13, 2018, 04:22:46 PM
They said that I wasn't allowed to say anything.. Oh crap, I have said to much..

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 13, 2018, 04:24:05 PM
They said that I wasn't allowed to say anything.. Oh crap, I have said to much..

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Many of us on the U Boat are here on the Witness Protection Scheme Kotts. There's always a warm welcoming damp corner here for you.........
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 13, 2018, 04:36:17 PM
You make the U-boat sound like an armpit, Mags.......
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on December 13, 2018, 04:37:50 PM
It's just as salty... :shrug:

And smelly :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 13, 2018, 04:38:34 PM
I'm wondering if it's actually Inga that has ties to a certain organization....... :think:

Why the quick marriage?  Starting to feel like an escape plan: change of name, bouncing from country to country, always one-step ahead......mmm hmmmm.

I do hope poor innocent Bill isn't being used here! 
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 13, 2018, 04:42:37 PM
I'm wondering if it's actually Inga that has ties to a certain organization....... :think:

Why the quick marriage?  Starting to feel like an escape plan: change of name, bouncing from country to country, always one-step ahead......mmm hmmmm.

I do hope poor innocent Bill isn't being used here!
While Bill comes across as an 'innocent abroad', bear in mind he does come from the U Boat - You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy (to quote a wise jedi)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 13, 2018, 05:01:56 PM
I really hope that Bill knows what he has got himself in to  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 13, 2018, 06:26:36 PM
I appreciate the offer of hiding in your salty, sweating armpit but it's not necessary right now and I think it's just an misunderstanding I mean.. Bill was a guest at the hotell and Inga worked in the reception? Or was it just a cover...

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 13, 2018, 06:36:04 PM
I will keep my fingers crossed for Bill  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 13, 2018, 06:57:52 PM
I appreciate the offer of hiding in your salty, sweating armpit but it's not necessary right now and I think it's just an misunderstanding I mean.. Bill was a guest at the hotell and Inga worked in the reception? Or was it just a cover...

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Either way Kotts, I'll keep a bunk on standby for you. Left or right side of the Boat? Front or back? Inside or out?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 13, 2018, 07:08:17 PM
Have you still got that torpedo tube empty  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 13, 2018, 07:23:06 PM
I appreciate the offer of hiding in your salty, sweating armpit but it's not necessary right now and I think it's just an misunderstanding I mean.. Bill was a guest at the hotell and Inga worked in the reception? Or was it just a cover...

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Either way Kotts, I'll keep a bunk on standby for you. Left or right side of the Boat? Front or back? Inside or out?
My own bunk?! That's more than I ever had during my punk days, back then you slept where you crashed down.. So many options! But I have a small bladder so close to a toilet or a bucket please

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 13, 2018, 07:29:21 PM
I think you will have to bring your own bucket  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 13, 2018, 07:42:39 PM
Seems fair when I think about it

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on December 13, 2018, 08:16:58 PM
I think i mostlybfear Finnish post, they are good loosing packets and letters nowdays

Only Tools Matters

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 13, 2018, 10:14:58 PM
Some noises and swearing outside caught my attention. After a bit of search for the source I found this dubious looking couple walking about after getting stuck in the snow with a motorbike.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 13, 2018, 10:15:56 PM
Handcuffs so the precious cargo doesn't get lost? :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 13, 2018, 10:23:48 PM
I forgot Medical Bill at the post office, and it seems they just made a run for it instead? :dunno:

At first I thought the handcuffs was an example of bad customer service by the Swedish postal service, but Medical Bill explained that it belongs to Inga. It seems swedish blondes have hand cuffs as EDC carry. I didn't ask how they had ended up cuffed together - that seemed like a personal thing.

Anyway, they have arrived all good. I asked about the others, but they had insisted on waiting until the sun got up to make their run for it from the post office. So about February sometime I guess..
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 13, 2018, 10:47:23 PM
Nice to see the happy couple again  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on December 13, 2018, 11:03:49 PM
Not sure how happy they are if handcuffs are what's keeping them together... :think: :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 13, 2018, 11:05:13 PM
Not sure how happy they are if handcuffs are what's keeping them together... :think: :ahhh
Neither am I  :dunno:
Something is going on  ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 14, 2018, 01:46:34 AM
At least they are safe.....for now...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 14, 2018, 02:37:27 AM
Safe and safe.. There is always the chance one of the neighbors get them while they are blissfully walking outside. I can imagine several would run off with them just in the off case they might be edible.

Hm. I should probably go check and get them in as the responsible host I am. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 14, 2018, 02:56:25 AM
Yes. A warm dry spot. And a little salty porridge seems to be in order.......  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 14, 2018, 05:50:17 AM
Happy to see them again! Didn't remember Inga packing cuffs but one can't remember everything

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on December 14, 2018, 06:42:57 AM
I really did not think this thread was gonna get kinky .........family forum & all  :facepalm:

Mistress Inga .........????????? :dunno:
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 14, 2018, 07:09:42 AM
And how did they ride that dirt bike with cuffs?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 14, 2018, 12:13:27 PM
I really did not think this thread was gonna get kinky .........family forum & all  :facepalm:

Mistress Inga .........????????? :dunno:
 :popcorn:

Kinky? How can you think that? :pok: It is all very innocent: Inga had told Bill she had a problem with sleep walking and asked if he would be willing to help. Being medically minded he said yes, and before he knew it he was cuffed to the lady. She hasn't walked off far in her sleep ever after, so while a bit radical it does work. Bill thinks she might have attachment or abandonment issues or something like that. Something long starting with A anyway.

Happy to see them again! Didn't remember Inga packing cuffs but one can't remember everything

I was more impressed with her hiding a pry bar! My guess is that the fashionable rescue vest isn't really what it looks like? Maybe she is like some Swedish Jane Bond, just with less fancy gear?

And how did they ride that dirt bike with cuffs?

Again, Inga has weird talents for sure!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 01:31:56 PM
Can’t wait to see what they get up to  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 14, 2018, 04:02:03 PM
Today I had to sort various heaps of unused unsorted stainless steel nut-side parts. Thankfully Medical Bill volunteered to help.

While his attitude was helpful his actual work had some clear shortcomings. (Pun intended). He was really bad at throwing the parts and hitting inside so lots of parts just ended up in a mess on the outside anyway.

On a different note certain bugs are able to carry crazy weights relative to their own limited stature. Medical Bill isn't far behind on that scale - he is very strong for his size.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 14, 2018, 04:10:42 PM
Who knew he was so mighty! He could give WSpeed a run for his money with biceps like that!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 04:12:49 PM
A ladder would have been handy  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 14, 2018, 04:21:42 PM
A ladder would have been handy  :think: :tu:

We tried a ladder but even the first step is much higher than the glasses...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 04:24:24 PM
A ladder would have been handy  :think: :tu:

We tried a ladder but even the first step is much higher than the glasses...
:rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 14, 2018, 04:28:48 PM
Maybe invest in one of these:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 04:31:37 PM
That would work  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 14, 2018, 04:53:49 PM
I guess shoveling dirt and chopping firewood has paid off but keep an eye out so he don't starts to mess with you and put the wrong thing in the wrong jar

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 14, 2018, 05:10:21 PM
Actually, carrying big heavy stuff up a ladder or a scaffolding is really cumbersome. I've sweared a whole lot trying and failing earlier...

We decided to contact an architect instead for better and innovative solution. Turns out this is an old problem that has been solved. Received suggestion below:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 14, 2018, 05:18:30 PM
To be fair good advice is expensive, and we didn't pay anything...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 05:20:44 PM
That’s a good idea  :tu:
But I would want a banister fitted
to at least one side of the stairs  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 05:21:06 PM
For safety  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 14, 2018, 05:46:29 PM
Ah, I knew something must be missing. Oh well, all done with the heaps for now anyway.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 05:50:25 PM
Luckily nothing went wrong  :tu:
As I am sure you aren’t insured
for if Bill needs a hospital  :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 05:51:08 PM
Lego doctors aren’t cheap  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 14, 2018, 06:07:09 PM
Lego doctors aren’t cheap  :D

No, they're not are they!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/LEGO-Doctor-Minifigure-City-Worker/dp/B01K8XGTCQ/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1544807150&sr=8-13&keywords=lego+dr
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 14, 2018, 06:14:07 PM
Maybe invest in one of these:

That... would not pass HSE regs!!!  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 06:18:38 PM
Lego doctors aren’t cheap  :D

No, they're not are they!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/LEGO-Doctor-Minifigure-City-Worker/dp/B01K8XGTCQ/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1544807150&sr=8-13&keywords=lego+dr
That’s a years wages  :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 14, 2018, 06:39:53 PM
Lego doctors aren’t cheap  :D

Hospitals are almost free in Norway though... Breaching work safety rules on the other hand  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 06:43:00 PM
Maybe your hospitals  :D
But not a Lego hospital
We are talking speSmurfpillst doctors  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 06:43:55 PM
And speSmurfpillst equipment  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 14, 2018, 07:02:08 PM
I don't think they actually try to heal at all. They are more big picture guys that just remove and replace.

How much was that new arm of his?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 07:05:38 PM
I am not sure where it even came from  :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 07:06:06 PM
Or who :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 14, 2018, 07:20:56 PM
Very nice of someone to donate an arm though!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 14, 2018, 07:24:17 PM
Just depends on if it was
given voluntary or with brutal force  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 15, 2018, 05:10:56 AM
Inga and her special talents have caused regress to full paranoia in my entrepreneur brain. After all, didn't she show up just before Bill was known to come here? And she made sure she would join using handcuffs no less. And who really carries around a hidden pry bar anyway?

I fear Bill might have fallen for some Swedish blonde honey trap. Likely set up by the evil Swedish industrial espionage network. If you haven't heard about them before it is because they are just that good!

So she might have arranged to come here to commit industrial espionage or even sabotage! That I might be paranoid doesn't prove otherwise! :ahhh

Thus in an effort of counterespionage I've setup a kind of discrete little trap on my own. Under a thin veil are prototypes of the next three products to finish in the pipeline. That should be a tempting target. Maybe tempting enough for her to blow her cover. We shall see!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 15, 2018, 06:17:59 AM
Espionage from a swede? I hardly talk to each other haven't you seen pictures of how we are waiting for the bus?

Oh.. That might be a good cover when I think of it..

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 15, 2018, 06:34:06 AM
Espionage from a swede? I hardly talk to each other haven't you seen pictures of how we are waiting for the bus?

Oh.. That might be a good cover when I think of it..

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Sounds similar. Might be an old norse thing? After all, if someone might use their sword to chop just because you happen to be in range some distance can be healthy... Maybe even evolution? Rangewise unnatural selection?

Of course it could also be that Inga is in collusion with that Swedish House Mafia. This is a house after all.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 15, 2018, 06:43:42 AM
... haven't you seen pictures of how we are waiting for the bus?

Hahahaha! Ok, you're even worse than Norwegians! Amazing! :D

You know how to spot Norwegians abroad? You have a more than fair chance if there are some sitting as far away as possible from everyone else in restaurants, cinema, bus or whatnot. There are fewer with the classic goretex jacket and rucksack uniform these days, but also a fairly sure bet if you see one :)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 15, 2018, 06:46:14 AM
Espionage from a swede? I hardly talk to each other haven't you seen pictures of how we are waiting for the bus?

Oh.. That might be a good cover when I think of it..

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Sounds similar. Might be an old norse thing? After all, if someone might use their sword to chop just because you happen to be in range some distance can be healthy... Maybe even evolution? Rangewise unnatural selection?

Of course it could also be that Inga is in collusion with that Swedish House Mafia. This is a house after all.  :facepalm:
It does make sense when you say it like that.. Never thought of that to be the reason actually

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 15, 2018, 06:47:47 AM
... haven't you seen pictures of how we are waiting for the bus?

Hahahaha! Ok, you're even worse than Norwegians! Amazing! :D

You know how to spot Norwegians abroad? You have a more than fair chance if there are some sitting as far away as possible from everyone else in restaurants, cinema, bus or whatnot. There are fewer with the classic goretex jacket and rucksack uniform these days, but also a fairly sure bet if you see one :)
I live on the westcoast fairly close to Norway so I have seen it. But I'm Swedish so so I'm sitting conformable at the same distance

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 15, 2018, 11:27:00 AM
Well... you're going to have to take her out. Get Bill to do it with the shovel... then use the shovel to dispose of the evidence... then send it to me - I need it to shift the midden.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 15, 2018, 11:34:30 AM
This is getting creepy

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 15, 2018, 12:08:00 PM
Well... you're going to have to take her out. Get Bill to do it with the shovel... then use the shovel to dispose of the evidence... then send it to me - I need it to shift the midden.

But I don't want to invite her out? Bill will be so upset!

As for disposing of stuff it is not my area of expertise, but maybe the 13 ton excavator outside could do the job? I'll borrow it to Bill. Anyway, Bill is busy right now.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 15, 2018, 12:30:35 PM
Away with the creepy and in with the curiosity

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 15, 2018, 01:11:20 PM
Today I thought I'd shamelessly exploit Medical Bills experience visiting and observing multi-tool users. I've cleared my desk, and I've provided some sketching tools and a few classic books for Bills reference. We've also had some basic 3D CAD training so he can hit the ground running. (If the CAD commercials are anything to go by Medical Bill should be productive just like that! ::) )

So I've tasked Medical Bill with coming up with the perfect multitool compromise. I'll give him the day for that - should be interesting. If he is good he will get porridge with extra salty salt later!

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on December 15, 2018, 01:16:14 PM
 :like: AI at work on MT design  :like:

Just a little bit off topic, but how do you get the pencils and caliper to stand up so perfectly straight?  :o
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 15, 2018, 01:23:05 PM
:like: AI at work on MT design  :like:

Just a little bit off topic, but how do you get the pencils and caliper to stand up so perfectly straight?  :o

They have no choice - they are stuck in an exact sized vertical hole. They can't even turn. :) (That ensures that the pencil softness is always visible from the front).
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 15, 2018, 01:32:36 PM
This is fun  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 15, 2018, 05:57:23 PM
Away with the creepy and in with the curiosity

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Geeeeesssss... you try and give some constructive advice and get called creepy. Honestly!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 15, 2018, 05:58:56 PM
Well... you're going to have to take her out. Get Bill to do it with the shovel... then use the shovel to dispose of the evidence... then send it to me - I need it to shift the midden.

But I don't want to invite her out? Bill will be so upset!

As for disposing of stuff it is not my area of expertise, but maybe the 13 ton excavator outside could do the job? I'll borrow it to Bill. Anyway, Bill is busy right now.

Right... change of plan, screw the shovel, can I borrow your 13 toner?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 15, 2018, 06:29:33 PM
Right... change of plan, screw the shovel, can I borrow your 13 toner?

It is terrible useless at long travels.

That said I'm sure there are wheeled excavators close too you as well. I can highly recommend them. They are true multi-tools and even have exchangeable tooling: I've used mine for digging, leveling, landscaping, snow removal, lifting, compacting, bending, crushing, demolition, moving of pallets and whatnot, and as a work platform. Wheeled excavators with their high point of gravity can even do wonders against constipation.

Highly recommended! The world need more hobby road builders :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 15, 2018, 06:33:24 PM
 :iagree: they are a lot of fun  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 15, 2018, 06:40:21 PM
Well... you're going to have to take her out. Get Bill to do it with the shovel... then use the shovel to dispose of the evidence... then send it to me - I need it to shift the midden.

But I don't want to invite her out? Bill will be so upset!

As for disposing of stuff it is not my area of expertise, but maybe the 13 ton excavator outside could do the job? I'll borrow it to Bill. Anyway, Bill is busy right now.

Right... change of plan, screw the shovel, can I borrow your 13 toner?
Toner? What decade are you living in grandad?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 15, 2018, 06:43:01 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 15, 2018, 07:34:53 PM
Well... you're going to have to take her out. Get Bill to do it with the shovel... then use the shovel to dispose of the evidence... then send it to me - I need it to shift the midden.

But I don't want to invite her out? Bill will be so upset!

As for disposing of stuff it is not my area of expertise, but maybe the 13 ton excavator outside could do the job? I'll borrow it to Bill. Anyway, Bill is busy right now.

Right... change of plan, screw the shovel, can I borrow your 13 toner?
Toner? What decade are you living in grandad?

You can scoff if you want to, but 13 tons of ink will pretty much take care of aaaaalllllll my printing needs 'til the day I shuffle off my mortal coil etc...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 15, 2018, 08:09:33 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 15, 2018, 08:38:18 PM
Away with the creepy and in with the curiosity

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Geeeeesssss... you try and give some constructive advice and get called creepy. Honestly!
It's murder we are talking about! It's not the dark ages anymore when you had at least two kills before breakfast

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 15, 2018, 09:32:43 PM
Away with the creepy and in with the curiosity

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Geeeeesssss... you try and give some constructive advice and get called creepy. Honestly!
It's murder we are talking about! It's not the dark ages anymore when you had at least two kills before breakfast

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Tell me about it... (sigh)...

Anyway, nooooobody said anything about murder... just you... just then.

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 15, 2018, 09:34:59 PM
Murder!!!! Who has been killed  :think: :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on December 15, 2018, 09:37:59 PM
SIGH .     Bunch of teenybopper kids ........... :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 15, 2018, 09:41:54 PM
I blame Butch  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 15, 2018, 09:42:38 PM
Murder!!!! Who has been killed  :think: :ahhh

Inga, Bill did it with a shovel apparently... That didn't last long.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on December 15, 2018, 09:45:28 PM
Lord I really tried to raise these hoodlums right :bnghd: :bnghd: :bnghd:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 15, 2018, 09:52:33 PM
Looks like someone will want to talk to Bill  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 15, 2018, 10:08:24 PM
Inga is missing?  :dunno:

Bill has been eagerly working on the multi-tool design all day though. He hasn't been out the office at all. He seemed quite in the zone when I popped in earlier. If Inga is missing I think the main suspects would be the raven, stout or otter. They could easily crush her little igloo I suppose.

I'll take a look around and see if can find her. She hasn't fallen for my discrete trap yet anyway.
 
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 16, 2018, 01:04:25 AM
After a bit of searching I found Inga with some stored tools. She was surprised but happy to see me. She had meant to go to the kitchen, but instead done a wrong right then a wrong left and gotten herself lost. She tried climbing some tool to get a better view of the situation. That is her story anyway. To me it looked like she tried to pry apart the null setting tool which could be crucial for doing milling operations. Not sure what to make out of it, but I took pictures so you can judge yourself.

Anyway, she hasn't been taken by any of the neighbors at least.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: gregozedobe on December 16, 2018, 02:39:47 AM
That said I'm sure there are wheeled excavators close too you as well. I can highly recommend them. They are true multi-tools and even have exchangeable tooling: I've used mine for digging, leveling, landscaping, snow removal, lifting, compacting, bending, crushing, demolition, moving of pallets and whatnot, and as a work platform. Wheeled excavators with their high point of gravity can even do wonders against constipation.

I'm guessing their effectiveness as a constipation remedy is directly proportional to the lack of skill and foolhardiness of the operator ?   :D   :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 16, 2018, 03:10:56 AM
This Inga seems like trouble........the more we learn, the more concerning the situation.

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 16, 2018, 04:53:19 AM
I'm guessing their effectiveness as a constipation remedy is directly proportional to the lack of skill and foolhardiness of the operator ?   :D   :rofl:

That certainly helps things along! :D People who are used to tracked excavators have a few other adjustments than just the high gravity point though. The tires are filled with air which means this thing can bounce. That comes in handy when crushing rock for instance - that bucket can come down at much faster speeds than the hydraulics itself can lower it. On the other hand if you drive along the road at 40-50 and hit a bump that gets it bouncing that can be very interesting - there are no springs or dampeners as in cars. And there is less surface contact with wheels so higher local pressure - more chance that something slides or gives in.

On the positive side I save lot of money for roller coasters or skydiving stuff.  :tu: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 16, 2018, 05:02:16 AM
So I thought I'd check on Bill and his progress with multi-tool design. After all he had been eagerly toiling away all day and then some. I have to agree Fuzzbucket though - he is next to useless at focusing. This was a total waste of my time! :facepalm:

It seems he had quickly forgotten all about multi-tools. Instead he had raided the bookshelf, and now Medical Bill wants to become a plastic surgeon. I guess that makes total sense for a Lego figure with a medical interest. And I hear their specialized hospitals are very expensive, so some money to be made as well.

His initial offering seems to be to carve (!) a six pack for lazy athletic wannabees. Sounds like a huge market!

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on December 16, 2018, 11:22:15 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 16, 2018, 11:35:27 AM
Hmmmm....

Boys boys boys, I'm looking for a good time...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 16, 2018, 01:26:11 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 16, 2018, 10:27:35 PM
I tried asking him if carving seems like an approved surgical technique. He said that would be the best bet for the chiseled look he wants to provide.

Maybe he should rather be a sculptor?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 17, 2018, 03:28:46 AM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 17, 2018, 08:45:58 AM
I'm starting to think Medical Bill is called Medical Bill because he takes lots of medication? Surely it isn't because of his medical qualifications? His entire suitcase is probably full of it. Well, half full by now I guess.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 18, 2018, 05:44:01 AM
Bill was quite upset here earlier. He figured some honorable recognition to remember the winning vote in this thread was long overdue!

Using my possibly medication infused artistic visions, (helpfully supplied by Bill to further the good cause), I imagine something like the sketched bronze statue below should be appropriate.

Bill was for whatever reason provoked by my artistic direction and expression. I helpfully explained that good art should be provokative and emotional. That just made him even more provoked so I guess it wasn't really all that helpful. :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 18, 2018, 09:52:16 AM
When it comes to art Bill is a bit of a philistine, or 'Billistine' as we call him. Just give him some of the green pills and he'll brighten up soon enough.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 18, 2018, 01:14:11 PM
Are you sure it was the green pills  :think:
I thought it was the blue ones  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 18, 2018, 01:25:20 PM
Are you sure it was the green pills  :think:
I thought it was the blue ones  :D

Noooo... silly boy... That's Nix, he's getting on a bit now you know!  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 18, 2018, 01:28:16 PM
Are you sure it was the green pills  :think:
I thought it was the blue ones  :D

Noooo... silly boy... That's Nix, he's getting on a bit now you know!  :tu:
I knew someone had the blue pills  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 18, 2018, 01:40:13 PM
Are you sure it was the green pills  :think:
I thought it was the blue ones  :D

Noooo... silly boy... That's Nix, he's getting on a bit now you know!  :tu:
I knew someone had the blue pills  :D

Yeah, I think he said in strictest conflagration or something, whatever that means, I forget now...  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 18, 2018, 01:42:33 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 18, 2018, 01:43:31 PM
What ever it is it sounds contagious  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 18, 2018, 01:44:50 PM
That's right, I remember now, he told me not to te...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 18, 2018, 01:48:49 PM
Your secret is safe with me Fuzzy  :tu:
Now where is magentus  :think: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 18, 2018, 06:17:26 PM
 :to: There's no way I'm sharing my blue pills when Bill comes to visit.  Not only out of the question, but sounds a bit dangerous.  I don't mean to sound inhospitable, but there are limits.......
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 18, 2018, 06:22:43 PM
No you don’t want to share your
pills that would be really stupid  ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 18, 2018, 06:23:34 PM
I am glad that you are being a responsible adult Nix  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 20, 2018, 06:33:14 AM
Medical Bill and Inga has been patiently looking out the windows and up to the skies for days now. Like some desperate tourists they hope to see the northern lights. They are so enthusiastic that I haven't had the heart to tell them the mild temperature (-5 or so) probably means there are skies up there covering any hope so far.

In the meantime me and Bill have been working on a discrete almost clandestine everyday travelling method. He claims he needs that for some reason. Seeing how he normally travels around in a u-boat I guess he has his reasons. He also wanted some place to put the contraband luggage.

Maybe this forum got to me, but what better way for everyday travel than a SAK mod? Add a 10.5mm layer, a folding knife style opening, and he can just pop-up from hiding whenever. Thematically correct scales are an option of course. Studded for good grip..
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 20, 2018, 07:11:14 AM
Cool, I really hope that becomes a real thing

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 20, 2018, 07:21:54 AM
Cool, I really hope that becomes a real thing

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Fairly straight forward to make.

That said one might want to accept a little protrusion on the backside so Bill can sink a bit lower and thus protect the arm sticking up better. After all he has already lost an arm once.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on December 20, 2018, 08:10:23 AM
Nice idea Vidar :tu:

Is it a coincidence that the shape of Bill's new conveyance looks as if it might fit in torpedo tube #5?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 20, 2018, 11:22:55 AM
Nice idea Vidar :tu:

Is it a coincidence that the shape of Bill's new conveyance looks as if it might fit in torpedo tube #5?

No coincidence. And that free arm is for propulsion. The one sided propulsion might mean he swims in circles and come back to hit the u-boat though...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 20, 2018, 11:31:15 AM
Well as long as the warhead isn't armed there's no harm done eh? I'd like to suggest a cushioned warhead (unarmed) so Bill doesn't wake us all when he bangs against the hull. Pretty please and thank you.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 20, 2018, 11:53:31 AM
Cushion added...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 20, 2018, 11:54:36 AM
Well.. smurf me with a smurfing big smurf smurfing smurf - that is one of the coolest things I've seen in ages!  :hatsoff: 
I actually really like the arm hanging out for its sheer bizarreness... So what if he looses another arm, it'll be worth it!  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 20, 2018, 12:01:30 PM
Cushion added...

Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 20, 2018, 12:04:53 PM
Cushion added...

Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.

Whatever do you mean?  ??? ??? :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 20, 2018, 12:11:59 PM
Cushion added...

Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
Yes please Fuzzy. Please point out what you think it looks like.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on December 20, 2018, 12:26:37 PM
A microphone? :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 20, 2018, 12:36:10 PM
Cushion added...

Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
Yes please Fuzzy. Please point out what you think it looks like.

Well... Toad obviously...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/hTBBOArNKnJxXW1gJo/giphy.gif)

Show content
That and a butt plug... or Donald Trumps cock if you believe Stormy Daniels.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 20, 2018, 01:29:31 PM
Excellent idea Vidar  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 20, 2018, 02:25:05 PM
Cushion added...

Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
Yes please Fuzzy. Please point out what you think it looks like.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/10p9vyhrKWAAPm/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 20, 2018, 02:29:14 PM
Cushion added...

Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
Yes please Fuzzy. Please point out what you think it looks like.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/10p9vyhrKWAAPm/giphy.gif)
Well it's the only tone I have.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 20, 2018, 02:44:06 PM
That Bill sure is eccentric.  Nice work, Vidar!  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 20, 2018, 08:08:29 PM
Cushion added...

Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
Yes please Fuzzy. Please point out what you think it looks like.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/10p9vyhrKWAAPm/giphy.gif)
Well it's the only tone I have.

Well... it's not my fault you've only one smurfty tone. Some of us (me) are blessed with many many... many wonderful tones.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 20, 2018, 08:14:17 PM
Well... it's not my fault you've only one smurfty tone. Some of us (me) are blessed with many many... many wonderful tones.

Being able to sing in the shower...to your own delight....does not constitute "many tones".....just sayin'.....


(https://i.gifer.com/14zP.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 20, 2018, 09:18:24 PM
Well... it's not my fault you've only one smurfty tone. Some of us (me) are blessed with many many... many wonderful tones.

Being able to sing in the shower...to your own delight....does not constitute "many tones".....just sayin'.....


(https://i.gifer.com/14zP.gif)

You're just jealous... (or envious, which ever is applicable)!

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 20, 2018, 09:57:44 PM
No, I can sing and dance.....

(https://aeferguson1019.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/dancing.gif?w=346)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 20, 2018, 10:38:01 PM
That’s just  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 20, 2018, 11:03:00 PM
The dancing seems classic, but I think he is just miming the singing.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on December 20, 2018, 11:17:42 PM
I think the blue pills have gone to all your heads...............hummmmmm ........ somehow that did not come out quite right ............ :dunno: :facepalm: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 20, 2018, 11:19:41 PM
I like Nix, but not in that way Butch!  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 23, 2018, 12:08:15 AM
With the northern light being shy for the time being a date under a full moon seemed like a fair choice for Bill and Inga. And what better place than at the edge of the parking lot of the microairstrip at Áisaroaivi? (Ok, I can think of pretty much everywhere else).

Add in wind that kept sweeping the happy couple off their feet (and then some feet off), cold that made for useless photographers fingers, and general darkness which rarely does photos any favors. In short an utter failure, but surely a date to be remembered - and never repeated.



Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 23, 2018, 12:30:35 AM
Good one vidar :tu: :like:
As long as they have had some fun  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 23, 2018, 12:11:21 PM
...(sniff)... Seems like only yesterday he was knee-deep in muck... (sniff wipes nose on sleeve)...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 23, 2018, 01:23:07 PM
I wonder if Bill still thinks about the muck :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 23, 2018, 01:57:58 PM
... (sob)...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 23, 2018, 03:45:39 PM
Did anyone win the Jaffa cake on a stick  :think: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 23, 2018, 05:26:28 PM
Did anyone win the Jaffa cake on a stick  :think: :D

The winner will have to come find and get it?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 23, 2018, 06:03:17 PM
Did anyone win the Jaffa cake on a stick  :think: :D

The winner will have to come find and get it?
If I've won it, I'd like to gift it to Speedy.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 23, 2018, 06:26:04 PM
Did anyone win the Jaffa cake on a stick  :think: :D

The winner will have to come find and get it?
If I've won it, I'd like to gift it to Speedy.
That’s very nice of you Pabs  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 23, 2018, 07:57:43 PM
Did anyone win the Jaffa cake on a stick  :think: :D

It was abandoned due to bad weather... pitch invasion... something like that.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 23, 2018, 08:17:37 PM
The weather always ruins everything  :rant:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 23, 2018, 08:57:01 PM
In Sweden we use to say that "there are not bad weather, only bad clothing"

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 23, 2018, 09:02:01 PM
In Sweden we use to say that "there are not bad weather, only bad clothing"

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]


:rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 23, 2018, 09:35:42 PM
Well... due to popular demand (Speedy) and the fact it's NEARLY CHRISTMAS I think it's time for...


Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls… let's play...


…WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN MONEY MONEY MONEY JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES….

(https://media.giphy.com/media/jJ4h9tCs481Hi/giphy.gif)

Spot the Jaffaschläger which Fuzzbucket’s just randomly chucked into a Field

This is how the grid looked last time we played, plenty of squares still up for grabs, so get picking those numbers for your chance to win... A Jaffa on a Stick!!! Remember, there isn't any real rules... apart from the ones I make up... as I go along.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/26D55F9F1E014422B417.jpeg)


A1 - kottskrapa, A13 - Alephy, B7 - Syncop8r, B12 - Nix, C4 - Mechy, D7 - Mags, D9 - Who, D13 - DT, E2 - Wspeed, E3 - Vidar, E4 - Mechy, F1 - Syem, F5 - Pabs, F11 - Mags, F16 - Nix, G1 - Pabs, G5 - Fast Bill, G7 - Syem, H8 - Alephy, I2 - Fast Bill, I13 - Antti, J17 - Zoidbergy, R2 - Mags, D2 - Mags, C3 - Mags, P0 - Mags, 8 - Vidar, H1 -Speedy, F14 - Mechy, B2 - Pabs, G10 - Alephy, G9 - Mags, E6 - Eamo, F8 - Eamo, A10 - Fast Bill, D5 - Eamo, B5 - Ron, E7 - Stevey, D15 - Syem, B4 - Eamo, F15 - Butch, B9 - Wspeedy, D11 - Fast Bill, A4 - Alephy, B11 - Syem, J19 - Zoidy, Z28 - Butch


More to follow… let's get this done...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on December 23, 2018, 09:40:59 PM
H5 because you like to get dirty!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 23, 2018, 10:24:59 PM
Oooooooowwwwwhhhh... Excellent choice!  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 23, 2018, 10:28:47 PM
Looks like multiple guess are allowed, so I'm going to add C-9 to my previous (and likely winning) guess.

Row C seems to be under-represented in the guesses.  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 23, 2018, 11:14:48 PM
I-8 (breakfast) and C-13.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 23, 2018, 11:32:15 PM
A-8 because it sounds great  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Butch on December 23, 2018, 11:40:17 PM
   I have a BINGO :think: :hatsoff:   
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 24, 2018, 12:02:27 AM
I'd like to just take a moment and remind you lot what's up for grabs here - a truly wonderful once in a lifetime opportunity to get your hands on an original Jaffaschlager!!!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/F7DC9EFB1EDB4872A826.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 24, 2018, 12:33:09 AM
You don’t see many of them around  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 24, 2018, 12:33:22 AM
Have you tried a Jaffalager?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 24, 2018, 12:35:43 AM
No never even heard of it until Fuzzy posted one  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 24, 2018, 12:47:44 AM
No I mean a beer...  :pok:

A Jaffalager not a Jaffaschlager.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 24, 2018, 01:08:54 AM
That's sounds......questionable..... ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on December 24, 2018, 01:24:01 AM
Auckland beer, yeah no thanks.   :facepalm:   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 24, 2018, 01:44:59 AM
Haha
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 24, 2018, 11:12:17 AM
Jaffa-whiskey/brandy etc sounds like a bit of alright,  :tu: but Jaffalager... no.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 24, 2018, 11:45:26 AM
There are chocolate beers....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 24, 2018, 11:45:51 AM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 24, 2018, 12:40:08 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 24, 2018, 01:25:05 PM
+1 :facepalm: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 26, 2018, 07:07:12 AM
It turns out Medical Bill is suffering from Xmas anxiety. While fear of disguised men in big beards trying to tease him over with promises of gifts might be healthy enough, he also suffers from a far progressed fear of children. Inquisitive minds who wonder how he works, drop and or forget him in deep smurf might be scary for anyone.

Most accidents happen at home they say, so to escape the various dangers we decided to go to town and check out the Xmassy stuff there. We meant to arrive two days ago, but Bill was kind of slow with the shovel. Anyway, well there it was totally empty! Not a soul in sight. Shoppers exhaustion I guess - or maybe just because everything was closed. Anyway, have a delayed nice XMas everyone!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 26, 2018, 12:25:07 PM
Very nice Vidar :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 26, 2018, 01:20:17 PM
Hmmmmm... Does your town ever experience strange unexplainable events around Christmas time? Any talk of small green malevolent creatures multiplying with water? Just asking.  :think:

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/BBF4C4C907804358AD5C.jpeg)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 26, 2018, 01:21:35 PM
Actually... come to think of it, do Medical Bills multiply with water?  :think:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/KEjEKsYnp2PHG/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 26, 2018, 02:21:24 PM
Didn’t you leave Bill in the rain Fuzzy  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 26, 2018, 02:21:44 PM
I am sure you did  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 26, 2018, 02:23:56 PM
Ah, yes... yes I did didn't I. No he doesn't multiply with water.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 26, 2018, 02:25:02 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 26, 2018, 03:27:08 PM
Actually... come to think of it, do Medical Bills multiply with water?  :think:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/KEjEKsYnp2PHG/giphy.gif)

Some quick splashes confirms that is a no. That left lots of unanswered yet never asked questions though. So to answer some of those I've also tried washing detergent, soda, caramel sauce and some leftover Xmas dinner. No effect as far as I can see apart from totally messing up Medical Bill - who now seems to have gone into hiding. Too bad - I still had toothpaste to try.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 26, 2018, 03:31:27 PM
I am sure Bill wouldn’t even know what toothpaste is for  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 26, 2018, 03:32:16 PM
You don’t get luxuries on the U Boat :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 26, 2018, 04:50:07 PM
Good point, Speedy.

I wonder if they even have baking soda to use as a tooth cleaning agent?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 26, 2018, 04:57:58 PM
Good point, Speedy.

I wonder if they even have baking soda to use as a tooth cleaning agent?  :think:
I am not sure  :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 26, 2018, 04:58:42 PM
That’s a interesting question  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 26, 2018, 05:07:39 PM
Good point, Speedy.

I wonder if they even have baking soda to use as a tooth cleaning agent teeth?  :think:

FTFY
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 26, 2018, 05:09:27 PM
Ahhhhh....hence the porridge...... :-[
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 26, 2018, 05:11:01 PM
Good point  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 26, 2018, 07:15:27 PM
Actually... come to think of it, do Medical Bills multiply with water?  :think:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/KEjEKsYnp2PHG/giphy.gif)

Some quick splashes confirms that is a no. That left lots of unanswered yet never asked questions though. So to answer some of those I've also tried washing detergent, soda, caramel sauce and some leftover Xmas dinner. No effect as far as I can see apart from totally messing up Medical Bill - who now seems to have gone into hiding. Too bad - I still had toothpaste to try.

Toothpaste makes him shiny, I've tried that already... and baking soda makes him float, then sink... then float again...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 26, 2018, 07:29:29 PM
With awl that testing.. Are you sure he is alive? Or maybe dissolved.. Any mysterious stains on the floor?... Green then, the other stain or irrelevant

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 26, 2018, 09:46:52 PM
With awl that testing.. Are you sure he is alive? Or maybe dissolved.. Any mysterious stains on the floor?... Green then, the other stain or irrelevant

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Bill,  like all of us from the U Boat, is very hard to kill.  We're like cockroaches.  It's something to do with the mystical interaction between the dodgy atomic engine,  salty porridge and a generous dollop of the force. 
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 26, 2018, 10:42:16 PM
I know, I should know better than thinking something like that

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 29, 2018, 11:20:22 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 31, 2018, 04:59:10 AM
Me and Medical Bill have been busy the last few days attending a wedding. During the later reception it seemed to me that Medical Bill first started doubling, and then downright multiplying. It seems the magical fluid is alcohol...

I picked up all the Bills and went home. Well here I figured I might as well put this new little army to do some work. Getting the kiln computer controlled has been on the list some time, so I explained what to do and they proceeded to do nothing of the sort.  :facepalm:

Anyway, once I sort out which one is the original one I'll pass the problem honored guest onto the next poor host in the list. (I've already tried "Will the real Medical Bill please stand up").
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 31, 2018, 10:00:04 AM
Gulp! And that's how the clone army started  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on December 31, 2018, 11:25:00 AM
Holy crap! That's a lot of servings of porridges right there.. Look out for an uprise

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 31, 2018, 11:58:43 AM
It's... like some hellish nightmare!!!  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 31, 2018, 12:18:17 PM
 :facepalm: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 31, 2018, 12:20:03 PM
Do we need to call in a Bride with a sword now? :dwts:
Maybe Inga....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 31, 2018, 12:36:32 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 31, 2018, 12:38:16 PM
With that many Bills magentus
will will be overweight on the U Boat :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 31, 2018, 12:40:35 PM
And just think how much more porridge he has to carry  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on December 31, 2018, 02:29:09 PM
Any way we could clone the Uboat mags?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 31, 2018, 02:42:39 PM
Any way we could clone the Uboat mags?  :think:
Just ask Vidar, I think he can clone anything with the right picture. :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 31, 2018, 02:51:25 PM
I think magentus is going to need
a Lego U Boat specially for all those Bills  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 31, 2018, 04:09:34 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on December 31, 2018, 06:23:09 PM
Do we need to call in a Bride with a sword now? :dwts:
Maybe Inga....

Last time I saw Inga she was running off with a polite line of lovesick Medical Bills following her. Wow, she has a following!

Just ask Vidar, I think he can clone anything with the right picture. :tu:

Anyone can do it - I even included the recipe in the picture. Just use the "clone" function to make more, and then use "add noise" to spread them messibly around. Just kidding, alcohol was the solution - pun intended  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Rapidray on December 31, 2018, 06:40:48 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Great posts and photo’s!  :like: :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on January 01, 2019, 10:34:33 PM
Finding the real Medical Bill was easier than I thought. As the new year got close he got a bit bigger than his clones. I can only assume yearly adjustment for inflation.

So the real Medical Bill and Inga got to watch some fireworks. That their seat was kind of wobbly just added to the suspense. (When it finally took off the photographer couldn't see or fix his camera settings so the results were kind of graphic style. ..  :facepalm: )

Happy new year everyone!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on January 01, 2019, 10:35:53 PM
 :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 01, 2019, 10:36:22 PM
Good to hear that you Found the real Bill :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 10, 2019, 06:01:17 PM
Today when I got home from work I found Medical Bill and Inga on my doorstep, very eager to get inside.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190110/b7d238699030500d68dad4f500ea95d9.jpg)

Bill and Inga were politely waiting for me to arrive, but those other two gentlemen that came with them were not so subtle. I guess if I got home just five minutes later I would have found my front door broken open and my stereo missing!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190110/bc0fb801a0a329d6c1f7f0a420ce407f.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190110/8489aa764056b3d2975373cc1f7129ad.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 10, 2019, 06:47:22 PM
Glad they arrived safely  :tu:
Look forward to see what they will get up to  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 10, 2019, 06:50:24 PM
It’s nice to see Bill is already trying to make new friends here. He was on his way to the coffee dispenser when he ran into the Lannisters*.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190110/ef892fdee060fed68309c86ef4147ed6.jpg)

Good thing I instructed Bill to bend the knee to King Joffrey first, since we all know what Joff tends to do to those not paying the proper respect.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190110/ccde88234c684d4bb78483c37fee4610.jpg)




*: Game of Thrones, for those not familiar
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 10, 2019, 06:51:44 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 10, 2019, 07:07:58 PM
Excellent... You teach him some respect Glenfiddichmorangie!  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on January 10, 2019, 10:17:56 PM
Glad to see that they are safe! But that pole of heads does make the thoughts go round.. Hope Bill's nerves are better than mine

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 10, 2019, 10:21:14 PM
Bill didn’t even blink an eye! As an army medic he’s probably not scared easily!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 10, 2019, 10:24:23 PM
Ohhhhh smurf. I hope Bill packed a bit of poison [antidote?].
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on January 10, 2019, 10:32:55 PM
I guess he seen worse! And he has been in my house.. Maybe this will be just fine! But don't let him see that new fancy Pilar drill of yours, he will be wearing that heads as a necklace in no time

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 10, 2019, 10:33:47 PM
I will try to keep the door to that room closed!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on January 10, 2019, 10:42:35 PM
Just don't forget that he has watched a lot of MacGyver and knows how to do when the key are lost

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190110/7382b56c2e356413a6ea021ff7d07682.jpg)

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 10, 2019, 10:55:39 PM
Bill is a very clever little guy  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 10, 2019, 11:07:22 PM
Too late! Bill must have read this thread!

I came upstairs and saw the door to the workroom open...

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190110/69d8e47d9da5894364ca28399934c673.jpg)

I came inside and there was Bill... on the platform of the drill press!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190110/1b70809dae1185df43c0f71a3f3e3d96.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190110/d74d28447bc8498e9a7e1dd4788a143f.jpg)

Now what is he cooking up?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 10, 2019, 11:12:27 PM
Is he.... giggling?
I hope the lasers have nothing to do with that....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on January 10, 2019, 11:12:34 PM
Oh crap! Just keep calm and talk to him! Does he answers with whole sentences?

If he keeps rambling, just slowly walk away and cut the power to that room.. Then go back with coffie mixed with booze and let him calm down and what ever you do, don't give him any explosives

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 10, 2019, 11:19:22 PM
Oh crap! Just keep calm and talk to him! Does he answers with whole sentences?

If he keeps rambling, just slowly walk away and cut the power to that room.. Then go back with coffie mixed with booze and let him calm down and what ever you do, don't give him any explosives

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

... or... or... hit him with a shovel.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on January 10, 2019, 11:24:35 PM
Try putting on some disco music? He might be a total 70s raver under the laserlight  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on January 10, 2019, 11:29:26 PM
Oh crap! Just keep calm and talk to him! Does he answers with whole sentences?

If he keeps rambling, just slowly walk away and cut the power to that room.. Then go back with coffie mixed with booze and let him calm down and what ever you do, don't give him any explosives

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

... or... or... hit him with a shovel.
No violence! He's a medic and are supposed to heal not.. Beat?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 11, 2019, 12:24:03 AM
Oh crap! Just keep calm and talk to him! Does he answers with whole sentences?

If he keeps rambling, just slowly walk away and cut the power to that room.. Then go back with coffie mixed with booze and let him calm down and what ever you do, don't give him any explosives

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

... or... or... hit him with a shovel.
No violence! He's a medic and are supposed to heal not.. Beat?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Just a little tap. Anyway, he's got a tin hat on - he'd hardly feel a thing... Honestly.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 11, 2019, 12:44:06 AM
Try putting on some disco music? He might be a total 70s raver under the laserlight  :D
If you change your mind, I'll be first in line!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on January 11, 2019, 01:31:58 AM
Oh crap! Just keep calm and talk to him! Does he answers with whole sentences?

If he keeps rambling, just slowly walk away and cut the power to that room.. Then go back with coffie mixed with booze and let him calm down and what ever you do, don't give him any explosives

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

... or... or... hit him with a shovel.
No violence! He's a medic and are supposed to heal not.. Beat?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Just a little tap. Anyway, he's got a tin hat on - he'd hardly feel a thing... Honestly.
Well, that's true but won't it hurt the moral?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on January 11, 2019, 07:51:31 AM
Just a little tap. Anyway, he's got a tin hat on - he'd hardly feel a thing... Honestly.
Well, that's true but won't it hurt the moral?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Nah, he is Le freak. Super freak. He is used to disco inferno, and was born to be alive and stayin alive. Knock on wood, it is a funky town. There might be a village of people missing a macho man.

Ok, maybe a got a little shovel knock in the head myself here.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 11, 2019, 10:27:29 AM
Turns out Bill and Inga may have used the laser as a homing beacon to call in reinforcements!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190111/354587a45bea05cd92ba951b31ad02fc.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on January 11, 2019, 10:35:53 AM
Oh man! That looks like the unit Bill went AWOL from just before we picked him up in the U Boat! What have you done Fiddy???  :ahhh
Title: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 11, 2019, 10:37:34 AM
Calling in reinforcements may have been the smart thing to so, since Joff has had a rather busy night and Bill’s party is already one man down!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190111/954f77396b3d093b4ebeca151cad2bb7.jpg)

Hopefully Bill will be able to fix Ethan. I have complete confidence in his medical skills though.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on January 11, 2019, 10:52:11 AM
OMFG! Joffy!  :twak: What a rotter! Smallbacca is baying for Baratheon blood!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 11, 2019, 11:56:59 AM
Ethan! Nooooooooooo!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 11, 2019, 12:00:33 PM
AHHHHHHH.... HA HA HA HA...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA  HA HA HA HA HA HA...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 11, 2019, 12:03:47 PM
...HA HA HA HA HA! ha ha hmmmm...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 11, 2019, 01:05:43 PM
 :cry:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 11, 2019, 01:07:50 PM
... ha ha ha ha (points finger at Pabs) ha ha ha...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on January 11, 2019, 01:08:39 PM
Poor Ethan. We didn't know him long. He started as a romantic interest for Bill before the stunning disappointment and shock of Bill marrying Inga. Maybe decapitation was a blessed relief from a lonely future........
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 11, 2019, 01:11:03 PM
... ha ha ha ha (dabs eye with hanky) hmmmmm...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 11, 2019, 01:17:59 PM
With Jon and Arya joining Team Bill, plans are being discussed to take revenge on this evil King Joffrey!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190111/8de5f2fcc8f7e201024c2f2b18ade694.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 11, 2019, 01:24:09 PM
Also, the remains of Ethan have been moved to a secure location.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190111/8f3fa8e34027e10ebbb63f5acad3c90e.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 11, 2019, 01:27:51 PM
This is great. It's like Return of the Jedi all over again...  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 11, 2019, 01:45:18 PM
 :rofl: excellent  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on January 11, 2019, 01:47:43 PM
Also, the remains of Ethan have been moved to a secure location.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190111/8f3fa8e34027e10ebbb63f5acad3c90e.jpg)
:rofl: Bravo Sir, Bravo!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 11, 2019, 01:54:01 PM
Sigh..... :cry: Alas, poor Ethan. I knew him, friends, as a fellow of unbridled determination. More determination than me anyway.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on January 11, 2019, 01:54:47 PM
This is really getting exciting!

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on January 11, 2019, 01:55:17 PM
Sigh..... :cry: Alas, poor Ethan. I knew him, friends, as a fellow of unbridled determination. More determination than me anyway.
Will you join Smallbacca and swear bloody vengeance Pabs? A head for a head!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 11, 2019, 02:30:21 PM
Sigh..... :cry: Alas, poor Ethan. I knew him, friends, as a fellow of unbridled determination. More determination than me anyway.
Will you join Smallbacca and swear bloody vengeance Pabs? A head for a head!
Arrrrr! :viking:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 12, 2019, 11:09:18 AM
While waiting for an opportunity for revenge, Bill has been busy performing a state-of-the-art head reattaching procedure on Ethan.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/f72e298bc412db0cea44e127c325c9ed.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/2aeb103aeca5b07d6e79e946a719ad8d.jpg)

With a firm strike and a loud “plop” the head was back in place.

Next step was injecting a full syringe of Epinephrine directly into the heart...

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/3f20c62ee7483c50ec89a0cc1f5ede8e.jpg)

Then after a few seconds and a couple of rasping breaths Ethan came bursting back to life. It’s a miracle!  :ahhh

Now all we have to do is wait until the bandages can be removed!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/798368eb9c9a86aa8d37e3bdeaf89a12.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 12, 2019, 11:44:00 AM
 :woohoo: :woohoo:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 12, 2019, 12:10:17 PM
I've got a bad... very bad feeling about this.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 12, 2019, 12:12:52 PM
Meanwhile the news about Ethans head reattachement procedure has reached Joffrey. Standing on his iron throne with his face red with anger he proclaims that “someone will answer for this disobedience! When the King chops off ones head, ones head must stay off forever!”.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/3c87f03eed752dce31e0a9a89b5753f2.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 12, 2019, 12:37:36 PM
 :rofl: good one  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on January 12, 2019, 01:18:50 PM
Boo Joffrey, Booooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 12, 2019, 01:30:20 PM
smurfing Boooooooooooowwwwwhhhh!!!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 12, 2019, 02:02:33 PM
He looks upset.  >:D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on January 12, 2019, 03:31:31 PM
Bill is just a fantastic medic! Good skill to have

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 12, 2019, 03:38:32 PM
Bill is just a fantastic medic! Good skill to have

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

That's right! If any of you ever need your head reattached Bill is the person to turn to! He'll  :twak: it right back on your neck with one firm blow!  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on January 12, 2019, 03:49:59 PM
Bill is just a fantastic medic! Good skill to have

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

That's right! If any of you ever need your head reattached Bill is the person to turn to! He'll  :twak: it right back on your neck with one firm blow!  :cheers:
It does not get any more efficient then that! Modern medicin has a lot to learn

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on January 12, 2019, 09:52:57 PM
Medical Bill operated the head on backwards? :oops:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Serena on January 13, 2019, 12:00:47 AM
The imagination in this topic is enormous!!! Like it!!!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 13, 2019, 09:37:30 AM
Medical Bill operated the head on backwards? :oops:

Don’t worry about that, Medical Bill knows what he’s doing. After the reattachement procedure was carried out, he meticulously aligned the head.

The moment is coming to take the bandage off  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 13, 2019, 11:20:17 AM
Time to take the bandages off!

Turns out the procedure itself went well, but unfortunately the head was severed from the body too long so the head has already rotted quite a bit.

Hopefully it will improve with time but in order not to scare the children, we will (at least for the time being) have to use spoiler tags on all pictures involving Ethan  :dwts:

Show content
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190113/35543f7330eac17b303ba9adab8001fb.jpg)



At least he’s back and that’s very good news  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Serena on January 13, 2019, 11:23:11 AM
LOL
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 13, 2019, 11:33:40 AM
Holy.....  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 13, 2019, 11:34:16 AM
Any anti-rot meds available?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 13, 2019, 12:44:27 PM
What... AHHHHHHH!!!...looks the same to me?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 13, 2019, 12:52:58 PM
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/gxnqib486wqixk4/rsz_2019-01-13_124009.jpg?raw=1)

Just another day at King Joffreys small council.

Little does he know that just outside his walls a sweet meal of revenge is being cooked...

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/g53g7zi4v2yh5vu/rsz_2019-01-13_125136.jpg?raw=1)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 13, 2019, 01:23:28 PM
Let’s see whats’s building up outside Joff’s walls!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/93mgmoa8lnwynl3/rsz_2019-01-13_131932.jpg?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/3vozeuj6mtjjiib/rsz_2019-01-13_131919.jpg?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/8jq4wwyhau55gei/rsz_2019-01-13_131943.jpg?raw=1)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 13, 2019, 01:41:27 PM
It’s going to be a blood bath  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 13, 2019, 01:52:15 PM
Good, innit!? Need some mortars though to mince soften them up a bit first.  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 13, 2019, 02:34:43 PM
It’s going to be a blood bath  :popcorn:
:iagree: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 13, 2019, 06:29:15 PM
Oh no  :o

There appeared to have been a spy. Must be one of Lord Varys' infamous little birds  >:(

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/rk1v133c7fy3mxi/rsz_2019-01-13_182116.jpg?raw=1)

Now King Joffrey knows an attack is imminent, and he called for immediate reinforcements.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/puzuthh00tw9r0d/rsz_2019-01-13_182041.jpg?raw=1)

What the heck did Bill get himself into? His trip to the Netherlands was supposed to be the relaxing one!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 13, 2019, 07:07:20 PM
I can feel the tension  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 13, 2019, 08:21:56 PM
Looks like the town folk are fed up with Joff. An angry mob appeared! It’s time for revolution!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190113/793259174f01690f86a9a5d8f22767cb.jpg)

Bill is ready to take revenge to evil Joffy!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190113/769fdcc41c5672a5effebd1e4bf96742.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 13, 2019, 08:27:33 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 13, 2019, 08:27:44 PM
Go Bill go!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 13, 2019, 08:28:25 PM
The stage is set!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190113/4a8c8dca235c5eec43ebbfa863d076ce.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190113/c96df763882b6fb67a8646cc67b79c9e.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190113/3f51a57d057c3f3a8ad2fe6f107bc610.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190113/b033cd701d717b84bd2c792c608e108a.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190113/032d5bff003d9a66b78367585ffc607a.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190113/83e221a0035388ea251493f1819c5b77.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 13, 2019, 08:54:33 PM
This is getting exiting  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on January 13, 2019, 08:56:33 PM
I really hope Bill has loaded his medical gear! We don't they just get drunk and party off the tension?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 13, 2019, 09:56:26 PM
:dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 13, 2019, 10:07:50 PM
Fire!!!...What? Just trying to get things started.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on January 13, 2019, 10:17:49 PM
Looks like the town folk are fed up with Joff. An angry mob appeared! It’s time for revolution!

Ah, it is one of those rebellious mobs - none of the traditional pitchforks and torches. I guess it is out of fashion.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ironraven on January 14, 2019, 05:09:00 AM
The thing to remember when the medic is fighting is that they know where to hit to make it hurt without killing. Perhaps Joeffry will find his parts alphabetized.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 15, 2019, 01:49:29 PM
It's time for battle!  :ahhh

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/5bb1e568b0e6df067131bad2556670ae.jpg)

First thing that happened is that Tyrion got overlooked and overrun by his own people. Then the cannon got fired, and the first casualty on Bills team happened...

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/01b16652391e934abb7b394a0bb3d2ee.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/31f1050b0cd1c6e4c1610a462c41f704.jpg)

Then things got a little chaotic...

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/c3542ece494efed477510c467d566f6f.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/288d4f3983bb8ac24b52e51e90e72a20.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/a48ec3a4a487f0bddce25c66799da3f1.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/f973299e8955efd414227f0f7724528e.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/716f0b07c9bce9b63c243e756904cbbc.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/983baafb584eb6415fade3fcaa491327.jpg)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 15, 2019, 01:51:13 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/f405f2f3608d5a08cf1a9b08a74eea3d.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/680427b1afea2fdb021c93a2817b232a.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/a6ec5a45528d2e24fc9a47166687b437.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/9ba94d7e003a2e4cd55f47a8e092047a.jpg)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 15, 2019, 01:53:33 PM
 :rofl:
Awesome!
 :rofl:
Can't wait to see who won after the heads are counted. :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 15, 2019, 01:53:45 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/3ad99718a6973c6410c441207ebd0d86.jpg)

Confronted with Bills big hammer, Jaime was smart enough to yield...

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/fa4a6130b3e6be320aec8beaacc37894.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 15, 2019, 01:55:12 PM
That way he keeps his hand. :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 15, 2019, 01:57:56 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/3b0291503a259e0ed14b91f9e58de30b.jpg)

Sometimes a situation can turn around in an instant, as poor Jon can confirm...

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/b4ca11af2180281471a3037b1ccf408e.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/d629b1b1109f6a27c02a8ebd78c5b642.jpg)

Oops!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/b16f108400bad450c11a92948222b399.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/c5e52ebd06222404b33103cc9dc4c196.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 15, 2019, 02:04:42 PM
Inga secures the PoW’s

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/0a8165c4d44842dd24188c8d9b4c3922.jpg)

Meanwhile Lord Varys tries to escape!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/32054e8f9e5c499ab79612a0d699f3bf.jpg)

Unfortunately for him he runs into some members of the angry mob, and he is captured as well!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/0508b8accb3eb72a2117fd93110c2dad.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/ffb5dca4bb8f3221bff93e41ef0f4c11.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Serena on January 15, 2019, 02:10:10 PM
Laughed so hard looking at the last posts! Love the 'old' minifigs!!!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 15, 2019, 02:14:24 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/a80d8935769c829103d0c9a2bcd6f780.jpg)

Chased by an angry mob, Joff tries to run for the hills!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/f58e0b20efa00afe3ff8d5e89ef2a90b.jpg)

Good thing he can’t outrun the guy on the bike with the shovel!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/4767e39d2d116ecf058f84e17c15ad05.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/be8dcae980c58f2dabec4377185b3883.jpg)

Soon Joffrey is surrounded and captured!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/ec47e8c99874e6e9f7ea73a6f11cccc4.jpg)

He is quickly carried back to Bill and his people!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/45e29c0c9b9957f51e023eac8f778b73.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 15, 2019, 02:16:31 PM
Preparations are being made for Joffs return...

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/a73cb54958ce65cc35f09f792ac2d2b9.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/7e1f1281e641df31662c55038495d88d.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 15, 2019, 02:25:12 PM
Joff is being carried in...

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/dd6dab2628de6557c0b096ed3d39c850.jpg)

and put in a place very familiar to him, although he usually sees it from a different perspective...

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/acba2ac3d427155ebf4edc020482649c.jpg)

And the honor of doing justice is of course reserved for Ethan!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 15, 2019, 02:27:20 PM
Chop chop!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/bcb2568704bcc85b0f357c11ab534677.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 15, 2019, 02:28:18 PM
Doesn’t revenge taste sweet?

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190115/4db4ef2e2b0d0ce81949c1247505b2dc.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 15, 2019, 02:43:00 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsxJfJgIyYXNoD6/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 15, 2019, 03:05:17 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: excellent battle  :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on January 15, 2019, 03:31:54 PM
Who's responsible for awl this?  Who let Bill off the U-boat?    :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on January 15, 2019, 04:00:15 PM
This must be one of the best reported battle in the history of lego! Fantastic work and good job with cleaning up before the civilians (not mob) got there

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 15, 2019, 06:19:50 PM
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/krggq4c4jetq1hp/rsz_2019-01-15_173614.jpg?raw=1)

Medical Bill looking at Joffs legacy: an enourmous stack of heads!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 15, 2019, 07:27:28 PM
You probably broke the world record
with the most Lego heads on a stack :think: :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 15, 2019, 07:57:48 PM
You probably broke the world record
with the most Lego heads on a stack :think: :D

And I didn’t even use all  ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 15, 2019, 10:31:19 PM
You probably broke the world record
with the most Lego heads on a stack :think: :D

And I didn’t even use all  ::)
HOLY SMURF
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 15, 2019, 10:31:54 PM
Yay, Ethan got his revenge!  :drink:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 15, 2019, 10:39:55 PM
Can’t wait to see what happens next  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 16, 2019, 10:55:42 AM
Couple of good men lost their heads in the battle. Nothing that Bill can’t fix though!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190116/4ed54f6dd81475c3064617093258dda9.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 16, 2019, 12:35:35 PM
Luckily Bill is getting good at reconnecting heads :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 20, 2019, 04:21:22 PM
Still exhausted after fighting the battle Bill and his friends decided it was time for some relaxation in the woods, to celebrate the good ending!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/xwbrdrv9raqsdfc/rsz_2019-01-20_160820.jpg?raw=1)

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/k4c7f6h22iy1zoa/rsz_2019-01-20_160706.jpg?raw=1)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 20, 2019, 04:26:57 PM
They are looking very happy with themselves  :tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 20, 2019, 05:57:26 PM
They are looking very happy with themselves  :tu: :like:

They certainly were, although a little incident happened where Inga got bitten by a scorpion.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190120/1241779e05359f14d1368aa2230391d7.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190120/2e1694b033a5d01c163678e65eb61973.jpg)

Good thing we have Bill, who is always prepared!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190120/adeeb2885f2d0394f1d575ef458b9629.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190120/8a4f2925f04473062b29e1be16ea3507.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190120/3c9b14e581100abb3baf62703c29936d.jpg)

Soon enough Inga was back up her feet, and everyone was in a cheerful mood again!

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190120/6638dc952e69c80be2231d1a74d6b70c.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 20, 2019, 06:44:54 PM
That was lucky that Bill knows how to stop the poison from killing Inga :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on January 21, 2019, 07:29:02 AM
Bill are truly the hero that the world needs

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on January 21, 2019, 11:46:39 AM
But it got her with it's pincers not tail.  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 21, 2019, 12:01:37 PM
But it got her with it's pincers not tail.  :think:

The sting happened so fast I couldn't capture it in the photo  ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on January 25, 2019, 12:02:23 PM
Today was a very special day. Bill and Inga were invited to King Robb on the Iron Throne to be honored and knighted for their efforts in the battle and their contributions to the victory of House Stark!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/ljrt22p603uxlm9/rsz_2019-01-25_113548.jpg?raw=1)

The act of knighting was performed by the Hand of the King, supervised by King Robb himself.

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/k5je2vxilcj88af/rsz_2019-01-25_113607.jpg?raw=1)

As of now our heroes will be referred to as Ser Medical Bill and Lady Inga  :hatsoff:

After all the knighting and bestowing was done, some barrels of vintage wine were brought in, and everyone had a great time!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/y63qcmu6zw3alfu/rsz_2019-01-25_115125.jpg?raw=1)

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 25, 2019, 12:18:24 PM
Luke's looking a better colour now.  :tu: I see Ingawhatsername is no longer on her back, that makes a change...  :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on January 25, 2019, 12:38:35 PM
Yay, Ethan isn't green anymore!  :D
Did he get some meds or something?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on January 29, 2019, 02:36:05 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on February 01, 2019, 12:00:03 PM
Bill is certainly living life to the full! We're not sure that he'll adapt back to the humdrum banality of crewing a U Boat - slowly succuming to scurvy and starvation with japes banter and occasional drowning thrown in for good measure. Hopefully he'll bring some loot home with him.

Great stuff G-Fiddy!  :cheers:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on February 03, 2019, 05:05:59 PM
Today I cought Ser Medical Bill and Lady Inga packing up their stuff.... on a boat!  :ahhh

When I asked them what their plans are, they informed me that they are embarking on a new adventure to New Zealand!

(https://www.dropbox.com/s/8dt5dd7quvvla5c/2019-02-03%2016.49.08.jpg?raw=1)

Goodbye my dear friends! It was great having you guys here the past month and I will miss y'awll!  :cry:

Can't wait to see what's going to happen next! :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on February 03, 2019, 05:24:10 PM
Can’t wait to see what will happen next  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on February 03, 2019, 05:34:59 PM
In those little canoes? They're pretty brave.
Can't wait to see what happens in the coming weeks.  :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on February 03, 2019, 07:11:57 PM
Do legos float?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on February 03, 2019, 07:47:25 PM
Do legos float?
It depends whether they're wearing concrete boots or not Nix
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on February 03, 2019, 08:35:52 PM
Do legos float?
Bill are usually living in a uboat so I don't think he will float.. It would be very inappropriate but Inga does have a lifejacket so she will float..

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on February 03, 2019, 08:49:47 PM
Do legos float?

They're plastic.
With no air bubbles, they sink.
Only requires a few air bubbles to float, though. :tu:
And if you've ever tried to make something made of Lego sink, you'll know how hard it is to get rid of all the air bubbles. :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on February 03, 2019, 09:19:27 PM
I reckon that Bill's gonna need something big like a grand finale to end his world tour. I vote we fire him into space!  :2tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on February 03, 2019, 09:20:24 PM
That’s a bit  >:D Fuzzy
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on February 03, 2019, 09:22:16 PM
Inga would have to go with him  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on February 03, 2019, 09:22:45 PM
Inga would have to go with him  :D

Good point.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on February 03, 2019, 09:24:46 PM
 :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on February 03, 2019, 09:37:19 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on February 13, 2019, 11:02:18 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on February 14, 2019, 08:13:06 AM
I haven't heard from Bill in a while. I guess he's still somewhere between here and New Zealand, out on the open sea and out of reach from any form of communication. But since he lives on a U boat I have complete confidence in his boating and navigation skills!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on February 14, 2019, 12:42:23 PM
I just hope that the sea is calm for their trip  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ironraven on February 24, 2019, 05:43:36 PM
Has anyone got a tracker on their vessel?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on February 24, 2019, 05:51:23 PM
That is a interesting question  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on February 24, 2019, 09:01:08 PM
I reckon that Bill's gonna need something big like a grand finale to end his world tour. I vote we fire him into space!  :2tu:
What, like this?
https://youtu.be/IbuegU1csSc
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on February 24, 2019, 09:23:14 PM
What, like this?
https://youtu.be/IbuegU1csSc

That's it!  :2tu:

Well... that, but on the cheap... that looks rather expensive to be honest, and as he prolly wouldn't survive the launch anyway, I don't see the point in wasting money unnecessary.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on February 24, 2019, 09:35:36 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/dLAOsu9OGk8Ra/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on February 24, 2019, 09:41:39 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/dLAOsu9OGk8Ra/giphy.gif)
I used to have one of those.
And I could make it go higher.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on February 25, 2019, 06:47:02 AM
It's the middle of summer here and it's just snowed up in the mountains, it could be a sign...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on February 25, 2019, 09:54:38 AM
A sign of what?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on February 25, 2019, 12:10:51 PM
A sign of what?  :popcorn:
Omens
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on February 25, 2019, 01:04:05 PM
 :multi:
Has anyone got a tracker on their vessel?

He left without a tracker on his vessel ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on February 25, 2019, 06:56:15 PM
A sign of what?  :popcorn:

Well... that it's snowing I suppose.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on February 26, 2019, 01:25:18 AM
It's the middle of summer here and it's just snowed up in the mountains, it could be a sign...

Over the night we had a 20-30 degree raise in temperature here. It even thawed down to some spots of grass in the middle of the winter. It is supposed to be a meter of snow these days, not grass...  :dunno:

Clearly the weather just mixed up seasons or north and south. Return our snow up here please.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on February 28, 2019, 08:11:22 PM
Is Bill still on sea


Only Tools Matters
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on February 28, 2019, 08:27:14 PM
He probably is but he knows what to do on the sea :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on February 28, 2019, 08:27:53 PM
I hope  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on February 28, 2019, 08:58:24 PM
Time to send out the Corvid Tracking Squadron. Magpies HO!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on February 28, 2019, 09:05:29 PM
You did teach Bill how to use a Boat didn’t you!?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on March 01, 2019, 02:43:33 AM
You did teach Bill how to use a Boat didn’t you!?  :think:

Hm. Isn't he used to submarines? I worry he might have tried to fix a boat that wouldn't dive properly.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 01, 2019, 07:54:02 AM
The FELLOWSHIP has ARRIVED!!   :ahhh   And... I've located a camera.   :)   Just looking for a sd card and some batteries.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on March 01, 2019, 08:18:49 AM
 :woohoo:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on March 01, 2019, 09:46:02 AM
Phew! Recall the Corvid Tracking Squadron! Magpies Hoooooo!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on March 01, 2019, 09:47:24 AM
You did teach Bill how to use a Boat didn’t you!?  :think:
No I did not teach Bill to drive a boat. I am the only boat driver here else they would try and mutiny against me. This way only I can drive the boat away from danger
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 01, 2019, 11:12:06 AM
The FELLOWSHIP has ARRIVED!!   :ahhh   And... I've located a camera.   :)   Just looking for a sd card and some batteries.   :facepalm:

Has he got my shovel?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 03, 2019, 10:28:33 AM
Has he got my shovel?

I asked but all he does atm is yell 'Booty!!' and run around in circles...   :facepalm:   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 03, 2019, 10:34:24 AM
Bill trying to remember where he left the boat.

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7868/46541496464_9898e82023_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 03, 2019, 10:35:56 AM
Not quite a crows nest but he made do.

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7922/47213140762_c935e1ec9c_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 03, 2019, 11:58:54 AM
He's come a long way... I'm so proud... sniff...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on March 03, 2019, 12:41:16 PM
Is he looking for a place to hide is treasure  :think: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 04, 2019, 08:46:14 PM
Is he looking for a place to hide is treasure  :think: :tu:

Nar, think he was more worried about giant hawks and orcs. Wouldn't put the sword down.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on March 04, 2019, 08:49:28 PM
Makes you wonder what happened when he was travelling to your place  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 04, 2019, 09:08:21 PM
After sleeping for like fifty hours straight Inga finally crawled out of bed. Bill took her for a quiet row.

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7871/33406253578_325c1cf0fa_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on March 04, 2019, 09:11:41 PM
Who is that floating in the water  :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 04, 2019, 09:14:18 PM
I like that! I like how he's doing all the bloody rowing!!! Typical!!! She's a right lazy cow!... Who's that dead in the vater?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on March 04, 2019, 09:36:23 PM
Well, i think she did her part.. Look who took the awl the way over. She is from Swedens westcoast and she don't have blood in her veins, it's salsmurfer

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190304/a481394d01ca4eb5900ba69db7ed7950.jpg)

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 04, 2019, 09:39:02 PM
Meh... fluke. She knew the camera was on them... God, she's such an attention seeker!!!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on March 04, 2019, 09:39:40 PM
Haha

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 04, 2019, 09:43:52 PM
You're laughing now, but she's up to something, I'm telling you. God, she's such a devious...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on March 04, 2019, 09:54:23 PM
Yeah well, if I can't laugh through life then hard will be too hard and happy times not worth as much

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 07, 2019, 06:45:09 AM
(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7908/32364041877_4324d70823_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 07, 2019, 06:45:25 AM
(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7839/32364040047_657a5e9b3e_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 07, 2019, 06:45:43 AM
(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7808/33430031858_04bf254096_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 07, 2019, 06:46:03 AM
(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7919/32364037807_d75c5da532_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on March 07, 2019, 06:52:59 AM
Rocky roads indeed - to a nice view!

But most importantly - Bill has hair?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on March 07, 2019, 12:25:18 PM
That looks fun Bill looks good on a motorbike  :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 12, 2019, 11:18:06 AM
(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7908/32364041877_4324d70823_b.jpg)

smurfing brilliant! Watch out for Jawas though... oooteeneee!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on March 12, 2019, 11:50:22 AM
Now I want to visit NZ. :dd:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on March 12, 2019, 11:51:19 AM
And I can't believe how far they've traveled...
Jealous!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on March 12, 2019, 12:08:25 PM
Those little peeps make everything seem huge...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on March 12, 2019, 12:08:53 PM
Oh and to launch them (nearly) into space...

Weather balloon :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on March 12, 2019, 12:51:26 PM
Oh and to launch them (nearly) into space...

Weather balloon :whistle:
That would be awesome....
The balloon and helium would cost about $500-1000, plus the gps and photography equipment.
Time for a Kickstarter?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 12, 2019, 01:39:19 PM
Oh and to launch them (nearly) into space...

Weather balloon :whistle:

Not explodey enough.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 12, 2019, 01:48:04 PM
That would be awesome....
The balloon and helium would cost about $500-1000, plus the gps and photography equipment.
Time for a Kickstarter?

Wow, excellent idea Pabs baby!  :tu: 

Although, using Kickstarter means you have to give the backers something in return for their pledges and is a fuuuuuuucking huuuuuuuuge pain in the arse to manage.

Hovever, there's another crowd funding platform,that I've used before, that let's you just keep the dosh pledges regardless if you reach the target sum or not and you don't have to give the backers didley squat anything in return... but I forget which one. I'll have a look laters.

I think you're onto something there Pabs!  :2tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 12, 2019, 01:51:44 PM
The crowd funding platform I'm trying to think of... that I've used before... is called... Crowdfunder.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on March 12, 2019, 05:33:37 PM
Original name...

No wonder you had a hard time remembering it.

If you want more bang, we can set off some fireworks too?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on March 12, 2019, 06:08:58 PM
The crowd funding platform I'm trying to think of... that I've used before... is called... Crowdfunder.  :facepalm:
PMSL. :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 16, 2019, 03:13:58 AM
While the horses are away at a comp Bill and co get some much needed time off from the heap of goodness.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 16, 2019, 03:14:24 AM
I sent them down to meet a couple locals, Jack and Bman at the bridge.

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7827/40424821523_c4d4019dc0_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 16, 2019, 03:14:46 AM
It's always good to test these things out just is case something needs adjusting or...

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7881/46667070674_f1591f35ff_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 16, 2019, 03:15:09 AM
...shortening.

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7850/40424818873_c87a31dd6b_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 16, 2019, 03:15:44 AM
Success!!

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7907/40424817693_acd646bdc8_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 16, 2019, 03:16:19 AM
Bman giving Bill a countdown.

(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4914/40424816433_ded97275d3_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 16, 2019, 03:16:56 AM
WoohooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7875/33514222178_ec0d2701d9_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 16, 2019, 03:17:47 AM
Fist bumps and high fives all round.

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7838/40424813553_79028f6f42_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 16, 2019, 03:18:09 AM
Bill went to shake the smurf out of his dacs while the guys packed the gear up.

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7834/46667059874_e040df3594_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 16, 2019, 03:18:29 AM
"Hey you guys, look what I've found."

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7900/40424812603_8ededd5161_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on March 16, 2019, 03:18:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cphNpqKpKc4
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: SteveC on March 16, 2019, 05:16:28 AM
 :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on March 16, 2019, 08:23:11 AM
That looks precious? I think some guys have been looking for that one? :think:

Bill is hardcore jumping with rope instead of rubber? Has he gotten any longer?

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on March 16, 2019, 09:23:15 AM
Didn't anyone noticed the crocodile? Poor girl, my gf wonders what happened to her and if there are going to be a hunt now?

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 16, 2019, 11:11:05 AM
AAAAAHHHH... HA HA HA....!!!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on March 16, 2019, 12:33:00 PM
Looks like a new experience for Bill :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on March 16, 2019, 01:14:04 PM
Didn't anyone noticed the crocodile? Poor girl, my gf wonders what happened to her and if there are going to be a hunt now?

Wow. That was one discreet crocodile. I wonder if the single sock monster have finally been caught on camera!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on March 16, 2019, 01:32:44 PM
 :rofl: Awesome!
And I didn't even notice the croc either.  :rofl:
Is that what it's like down under?  Ninja crocodiles? :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 16, 2019, 02:22:27 PM
I love the hat hair, I love the crocodile, I love the teddy bear... everything!!!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on March 16, 2019, 02:38:48 PM
To my own defense.. I didn't noticed the crocodile either.. It was my gf when she took a look

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on March 16, 2019, 04:21:04 PM
Who'd be a hot-dog guy?  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 16, 2019, 04:52:03 PM
Probably tasty though.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Douglas on April 07, 2019, 12:37:13 AM
Seems to have been a while sense we heard from Bill.  Has any one let him know Mag's is planning on sinking the U Boat?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/U-625_sinkt.jpg/300px-U-625_sinkt.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on April 07, 2019, 10:42:29 AM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on April 07, 2019, 12:35:31 PM
1+ :popcorn: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 19, 2019, 09:55:08 AM
My apologies peeps.

(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/47641378961_4795c9fe04_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 19, 2019, 09:55:27 AM
Bill has been busy on the hill.

(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/46917261494_5415f4e854_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 19, 2019, 09:55:50 AM
The shenanigans will continue soon.

(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/47641376971_dd040a3494_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on April 19, 2019, 12:03:18 PM
Bill has been busy on the hill.
Does that make him.... a Hillbilly?  :think:  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on April 19, 2019, 12:22:35 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on April 19, 2019, 12:28:23 PM
:2tu: :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 20, 2019, 10:30:09 PM
Easter Sunday, it's raining out, Bill hanging with the kids hunting for chocolate.

(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/32710775167_538b98b2fd_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on April 20, 2019, 11:53:14 PM
I'm jealous of you guys down under.
Last I heard, you have the old formula creme eggs, will we're stuck with the thick fondant new ones... :(
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2019, 12:26:13 AM
Yeah terrible company.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: ironraven on April 21, 2019, 03:38:11 AM
He's been sited in the wild- excellent! We were concerned he'd gone MIA- my figs were muttering things about checking to see ice cube trays to see if he was on ice with odd incisions in his back.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2019, 04:31:57 AM
Don't celebrate to early, just got a call from an ugn down at the carbon plant, something about it being rewired for teleportation...   :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on April 21, 2019, 11:47:17 AM
I'm jealous of you guys down under.
Last I heard, you have the old formula creme eggs, will we're stuck with the thick fondant new ones... :(

Shurrrup Pabs, don't remind me!... (cries)...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2019, 12:04:38 PM
Don't worry Fuzz, surely Bill will split the takings with you.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2019, 12:05:52 PM
Arrhhhh...

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2019, 12:06:43 PM
...never mind.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on April 21, 2019, 12:09:12 PM
 :facepalm: Hope he gets the sh:ts.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on April 21, 2019, 12:43:03 PM
You are so  >:D Fuzzy  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2019, 12:43:36 PM
He wasn't feeling great after that so he rolled the last egg down the block.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2019, 12:44:10 PM
To little Johnny Utah's place.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2019, 12:45:45 PM
Bill traded Utah the egg in exchange for finding Inga and the others while he sleeps the chocolate off.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2019, 12:48:13 PM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on April 21, 2019, 12:59:14 PM
 :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on April 21, 2019, 01:19:47 PM
 :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on April 21, 2019, 03:05:14 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 22, 2019, 01:34:17 PM
After a few laps around the island Utah found a buoy and cut the engines.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 22, 2019, 01:34:52 PM
Down below he could see Inga hassling a local for some loot, what a meanie.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 22, 2019, 01:35:33 PM
Inga was pretty happy with her bling.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 22, 2019, 01:36:15 PM
Arriving unannounced is never a good idea.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 22, 2019, 01:36:54 PM
Minus one piece of bling later Boba's security lets Inga and Utah through the gate.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on April 22, 2019, 03:29:11 PM
Guess she is part viking then.. But the real pirates are those gatekeepers taxing her

Skickat från min SM-G930F via Tapatalk

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on April 22, 2019, 03:33:16 PM
She is definitely one to look out for  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 24, 2019, 10:40:25 AM
On the way to the chamber Utah explained how carbon entanglement can be adapted to quickly send peeps to locations without traversing the physical space between them.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 24, 2019, 10:41:01 AM
Even though Boba was still fuming from snapping off yet another rangefinder, he quickly pulled himself together and greeted Utah and Inga.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 24, 2019, 10:41:20 AM
Boba and Inga head down to the office to sort out payment while Ugloste fits Utah with a swim cap and comms.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 24, 2019, 10:41:46 AM
With Utah strapped in and ready to rumble, Ugloste starts counting down, three... two... one...

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 24, 2019, 10:42:08 AM
Success!!

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 24, 2019, 10:47:36 AM
Utah trying to figure out where the smurf he is.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on April 24, 2019, 12:49:08 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on April 24, 2019, 01:35:20 PM
I hope his walkie talkie is still in range of the departure point.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on April 24, 2019, 06:24:15 PM
It's like a David Lynch thing this, isn't it?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on April 24, 2019, 06:28:26 PM
It’s definitely interesting  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 25, 2019, 01:27:22 AM
I hope his walkie talkie is still in range of the departure point.

Should be.
It's some fancy arse pants photon/infrared near galactic quantum user interface peripheral sender.
Aka a fapping quips unit.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 25, 2019, 01:31:46 AM
It's like a David Lynch thing this, isn't it?  :popcorn:

I don't know, what year is it?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 25, 2019, 01:43:33 AM
In the mean time... Ethan (working as a tourist photographer) has been located.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 25, 2019, 01:45:07 AM
Ethan 'borrowing' a nearby vehicle.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on April 25, 2019, 12:17:02 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 26, 2019, 10:10:10 AM
It didn't take too long for them to track down 117. He was just hanging out with friends.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 26, 2019, 10:10:28 AM
C-3PO was also doing the friends thing. Okay I'll stop that now.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on April 26, 2019, 10:46:22 AM
Can I hang out there too? Looks fun!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on April 26, 2019, 12:33:25 PM
Looks like they are having a nice time  :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 26, 2019, 01:14:09 PM
Can I hang out there too? Looks fun!

Sure, take lots of coke and chocolate.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on April 26, 2019, 01:59:29 PM
Haha. snort
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on April 26, 2019, 04:19:17 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 27, 2019, 12:10:07 AM
With the boys all linked up Utah puts the call through to Ugloste.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 27, 2019, 12:10:28 AM
Boba wishing he had a 'do not disturb' sign for his office door...

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 27, 2019, 12:10:43 AM
117 leading the way to the nearest chai latte.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:25:03 AM
No comments eh... fine whatever.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:25:55 AM
On the way they ran into Utah's babysitter Sandra (aka Pepa).

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:26:21 AM
She invited the older peeps to come watch her gig down at the FrankenCrayon Lounge.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:26:45 AM
Cutting through a construction site.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:26:59 AM
Sandra let them hang out in the green room.
They got to meet some other performers like Cheryl (aka Salt), Spinderella, Yoshiko and Sachiko.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:27:39 AM
Spinderella mixing up the beats.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:28:35 AM
Salt n Pepa hyping up the crowd.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:28:51 AM
Peeps having a good time.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:29:01 AM
C-3PO followed Hermione around until she finally signed his circuit board.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:29:24 AM
Bill turned up a bit later and boldly addressed the crowd.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:29:47 AM
Peeps wanted for hazardous journey, constant danger, safe return doubtful, honour and recognition in case of success.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:30:00 AM
Say your goodbyes... we must leave immediately.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:30:16 AM
A few hours later, in the middle of nowhere, with only a fire to keep them warm.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 11:30:32 AM
117 took the first watch while the rest of them tried to get some sleep.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on April 29, 2019, 11:31:11 AM
No comments eh... fine whatever.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on April 29, 2019, 11:39:57 AM
Inga, I knew it, I just it - smurphacidal maniac. I hope she used mouthwash after.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on April 29, 2019, 11:54:51 AM
Jeez zoid - Bill's having far too much fun with you - I'm worried he'll come back with some high faluting ideas about 'sleep time', 'days off' and 'lunch breaks'. Thanks a bunch!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on April 29, 2019, 11:55:58 AM
I wonder where they are going now. :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 12:01:30 PM
Jeez zoid - Bill's having far too much fun with you - I'm worried he'll come back with some high faluting ideas about 'sleep time', 'days off' and 'lunch breaks'. Thanks a bunch!

Wait what do you mean come back? Have I wrongly misinterpreted 'back from whence he came'? They've already left...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on April 29, 2019, 12:04:36 PM
Wait what do you mean come back? Have I wrongly misinterpreted 'back from whence he came'? They've already left...
Where's he off to now then? I wonder if he is the most well travelled minifig?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on April 29, 2019, 12:07:14 PM
I wonder where they are going now. :popcorn:

Well... for Inga, the clinic... There's a reason why Boba wears a helmet.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 12:09:58 PM
Where's he off to now then? I wonder if he is the most well travelled minifig?

Mordor!
I promised Harry and Lloyd a ride on an elephant if they pushed Bill in when they got there.
Smurfs sake, now I'm going to have to send out a second party.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on April 29, 2019, 12:11:03 PM
Where's he off to now then? I wonder if he is the most well travelled minifig?
Probably the ones aboard the Juno probe... Which went to Jupiter. :sa:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on April 29, 2019, 12:16:56 PM
So Mount Doom is the only way to destroy the one Bill to rule them all.

    Three Medical Bills for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

        One Medical Bill to rule them all, One Medical Bill to find them,
        One Medical Bill to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Which leads me to ask........ where are the other 19 Medical Bills?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on April 29, 2019, 12:19:00 PM
Wft? 19 rings?
That's a lot, I can't believe I never thought about that before!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on April 29, 2019, 12:24:43 PM
Wft? 19 rings?
That's a lot, I can't believe I never thought about that before!
No Pabs, 19 Medical Bills. Tch!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on April 29, 2019, 12:50:13 PM
They definitely have had a really good time at your place zoidberg
I am sure this will give magentus a lot of problems when the get back :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 01:19:03 PM
The crew pulling into an air elfbnb.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 01:19:25 PM
Wifi? Coffee? Anything?

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 01:19:39 PM
Nellas and Nimrodel empty out the cupboard.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 01:19:52 PM
117 finally gave Ethan his gun back.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 01:20:04 PM
Celeborn offers Lucy an upgrade.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 01:20:25 PM
Magical staff or midden smelling spade, a tough choice.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on April 29, 2019, 01:20:40 PM
Finduilas wanted Inigo to stay but Galadriel said flaming hats were so eighties and it just wouldn't be right.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on April 29, 2019, 01:29:17 PM
Magical staff or midden smelling spade, a tough choice.

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I know which one I would pick too. :2tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on April 29, 2019, 01:46:24 PM
I know which one I would pick too. :2tu:

Eer, he's not going to get his deposit back at this rate!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on April 29, 2019, 09:49:43 PM
Wft?
:think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on April 29, 2019, 09:53:09 PM
:think:
I'm an Irishman that is fond of acronyms?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on April 29, 2019, 10:42:34 PM
01 - Syncop8r - What's For Tea?
02 - Syncop8r - What Frightens Thee?
03 - Syncop8r - Wait For Things
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on April 30, 2019, 10:28:53 AM
Wow! Miss a page or two, and suddenly Bill has released his party animal.

wft - wery faulty typing?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on April 30, 2019, 01:12:11 PM
01 and 02 start with the right word.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on April 30, 2019, 01:28:39 PM
.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on April 30, 2019, 01:48:24 PM
(no, it doesn't end with THAT swearword. )
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on April 30, 2019, 02:21:37 PM
.

Surely Yoda would say it FTW?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on April 30, 2019, 02:25:39 PM
Surely Yoda would say it FTW?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on April 30, 2019, 02:27:49 PM


smurf you Fuzzy? Well... I've never been...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on April 30, 2019, 02:28:28 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on April 30, 2019, 10:04:30 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on April 30, 2019, 10:06:41 PM
01 and 02 start with the right word.
What's the second word?  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on April 30, 2019, 10:57:07 PM
What's the second word?  :pok:
"The".
The third doesn't have an "u" in it.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on April 30, 2019, 11:13:43 PM
"The".

"The" doesn't start with an F, silly...  :pok:

Wft?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on May 01, 2019, 12:14:07 AM
 :facepalm:
Is it stupid that I only just noticed the typo?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on May 01, 2019, 12:16:16 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on May 01, 2019, 08:33:11 AM
Sorry Pabs... being nit-picky again.  :surrender:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on May 01, 2019, 08:48:04 AM
Sorry Pabs... being nit-picky again.  :surrender:
Nah, it would only have been more embarrassing the longer the typo went unpointed-out.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on June 04, 2019, 03:26:39 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on June 04, 2019, 03:46:30 PM
:popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on June 04, 2019, 11:18:42 PM
 :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on June 04, 2019, 11:19:27 PM
 :shrug:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on June 04, 2019, 11:19:57 PM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on June 05, 2019, 12:45:58 AM
Hysterical new Avatar, Sync.  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on June 05, 2019, 03:04:59 AM
:hatsoff:  It's a scream. isn't it.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on June 05, 2019, 08:13:01 AM
:hatsoff:  It's a scream. isn't it.
:rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on June 05, 2019, 02:54:27 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on June 09, 2019, 06:26:06 AM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on June 09, 2019, 06:26:21 AM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on June 09, 2019, 06:26:38 AM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on June 09, 2019, 06:26:57 AM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on June 09, 2019, 06:27:12 AM
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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on June 09, 2019, 12:26:56 PM
Good work zoidberg they have not been seen for a few months now  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on June 09, 2019, 02:08:52 PM
I hope they havent lost for good
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on June 09, 2019, 02:09:32 PM
 :iagree:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on June 10, 2019, 10:49:47 PM
I've seen them! I've seen them! I got information! I saw them here in Norway doing lots of mischief! It is some time ago though.  :angel:

They might have settled down with a tiny sheep farm somewhere? Or gotten kidnapped by some playful 5 year old.

I fear impostors might show up to claim any reward or fame that might fall upon them. You might end up besieged by swedish blonde Inga's wannabees.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on June 10, 2019, 11:43:27 PM
 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on June 11, 2019, 10:18:39 AM
Give it another couple of days and then send out the wargs.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on June 13, 2019, 02:44:55 AM
Search and rescue teams are about to roll out the door.

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on June 13, 2019, 10:37:22 AM
What kind of company are they running there?  ???
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on June 13, 2019, 11:59:32 AM
Search and rescue teams are about to roll out the door.

(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48052429896_cf4df01fb3_b.jpg)
Wargs are cheaper.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on June 13, 2019, 12:33:03 PM
Hope the rescue team can find them  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on June 13, 2019, 12:45:14 PM
Hope the rescue team can find them  :ahhh
Before the Wargs do..............
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on June 13, 2019, 12:48:03 PM
Unless the mafia got to them first  >:(
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on June 13, 2019, 01:00:37 PM
Sigh.....Who was supposed to be looking after them?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on June 13, 2019, 02:31:45 PM
No idea  :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on June 13, 2019, 05:07:10 PM
I thought they were fully responsible mini-figs, capable of looking after themselves. Did I miss a memo.....?  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on June 15, 2019, 08:21:21 PM
Strikeforce is ready for search & recover mission. They are waiting to see Bill, Inga and rest of team(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190615/99ef84c10876daa59e55627cc14a8986.jpg)


Only Tools Matters
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on June 15, 2019, 08:22:34 PM
Glad you can help Antti we need all the help we can get  :like:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on June 15, 2019, 08:35:22 PM
I hope we find them in time


Only Tools Matters
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on June 15, 2019, 08:39:09 PM
I hope so but they have been missing for a while now  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on June 16, 2019, 09:43:33 AM
I fear that Inga made him go undercover. Or that he missed home and found a cozy submarine somewhere.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on June 16, 2019, 09:46:02 AM
More like they're hanging out in the hot tub at a ski resort...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on June 16, 2019, 10:07:42 AM
More like they're hanging out in the hot tub at a ski resort...

He might just pretend to be a submarine then..  ::)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on June 16, 2019, 10:12:22 AM
:rofl:



:facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on July 02, 2019, 10:12:57 PM
So is there any clue where Bill is


Only Tools Matters
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on July 02, 2019, 10:35:54 PM
Is this the end of Bills adventures >:(
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on July 02, 2019, 11:29:11 PM
So is there any clue where Bill is


Only Tools Matters

Yes.
There was an interesting item on the expense account this month.
Ten tickets to smurfing Bali!
Pretty sure it was all Inga's idea.
They will be on double midden duty when they get back and no more bs 'ring' missions.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on July 02, 2019, 11:30:22 PM
Is this the end of Bills adventures >:(

Doubt it, he hasn't been on the horses yet.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on July 02, 2019, 11:34:14 PM
Eer, has he still got my shovel?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on July 02, 2019, 11:36:11 PM
He has probably sold your shovel  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on July 02, 2019, 11:37:39 PM
Bastad.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on July 02, 2019, 11:41:08 PM
Inga told him to do it  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on July 02, 2019, 11:45:25 PM
Lucy traded it to Celeborn for a magic staff a few pages back.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on July 02, 2019, 11:46:54 PM
Oh is that what happened  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on July 02, 2019, 11:49:20 PM
I thought it was because Inga said it was
dirty and smelled like he shovelled sh#t with it
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on July 03, 2019, 12:01:25 AM
Lucy traded it to Celeborn for a magic staff a few pages back.

Traded for a stick... Honestly.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: zoidberg on July 03, 2019, 12:03:45 AM
Traded for a stick... Honestly.  :facepalm:

No no no, a shiny magical stick...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on July 03, 2019, 12:05:13 AM
I thought it was because Inga said it was
dirty and smelled like he shovelled sh#t with it

If only, he hardly put a dent in that pile... of manure.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on July 03, 2019, 12:05:53 AM
No no no, a shiny magical stick...

I'm skeptical.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Antti Lammi on August 04, 2019, 06:35:04 PM
It seems we have lost bill


Only Tools Matters
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 04, 2019, 06:42:47 PM
Buried in the snow?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 04, 2019, 06:46:37 PM
Kidnapped?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 04, 2019, 07:20:03 PM
It doesn’t look good  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 04, 2019, 07:27:55 PM
Medical Bill's plane was shot down over the sea of Japan... It spun in. There was no survivors... (breaks down and sobs)...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on August 04, 2019, 07:29:35 PM
(https://media.graytvinc.com/images/690*388/NK+missile+pkg.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 04, 2019, 08:08:02 PM
That is terrible news  :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 04, 2019, 08:31:51 PM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/064EEF2EF17D49E3949B.jpeg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 04, 2019, 08:35:24 PM
RIP Medical Bill :salute:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 05, 2019, 08:41:36 PM
Oh Nooooooooo! Terrible news!

rushes off to lawyers clutching Bill's life insurance paperwork
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 05, 2019, 09:32:25 PM
Oh Nooooooooo! Terrible news!

rushes off to lawyers clutching Bill's life insurance paperwork
Hmm, didn't you have the "ha'penny a day" insurance plan for each of the crew?
I think your stinginess is going to bite back..... :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on August 11, 2019, 08:52:36 AM
That's sad. I was thinking Medical Bill might enjoy some time in East Anglia with Reg and Rusty
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 11, 2019, 11:28:00 AM
He'll turn up.  :tu:


... Like a bad penny.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on August 11, 2019, 02:13:22 PM
I've heard rumors of Medical Bill impersonator contests in Denmark. How will we find the right one?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fast Bill on August 11, 2019, 05:34:29 PM
I've heard rumors of Medical Bill impersonator contests in Denmark. How will we find the right one?


Use your nose. And I mean it ...  Fuzzys manure is well :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 11, 2019, 05:36:01 PM
Does he smell that bad  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 11, 2019, 05:36:37 PM

Use your nose. And I mean it ...  :ahhh
I concur with Bill here (Fast, not Medical). Live on a U Boat long enough and people will smell you long before they see you and long after you've left. It's one of the prices we pay.

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 11, 2019, 07:21:49 PM
I concur with Bill here (Fast, not Medical). Live on a U Boat long enough and people will smell you long before they see you and long after you've left. It's one of the prices we pay.


What do you get in return for that particular price?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 11, 2019, 07:46:01 PM
What do you get in return for that particular price?
Lots and lots of 'alone time'. As much as you want in fact.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: SteveC on August 11, 2019, 07:48:05 PM
Lots and lots of 'alone time'. As much as you want in fact.

Not to mention the salty porridge   ;)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 11, 2019, 07:56:49 PM
Can’t forget the salty porridge  :rofl:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on August 11, 2019, 08:04:18 PM
Use your nose. And I mean it ...  Fuzzys manure is well :ahhh

I think all the impersonators use the infamous deodorant "Le manure" by Medical Bill to achieve a similar smell. According to the label it keeps thieves, scammers, sellers and bears at a safe distance.

You are probably right though that the original source is way more smelly than those watered down for safety products.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 11, 2019, 08:33:52 PM
Can’t forget the salty porridge  :rofl:
Unforgettable. Literally, it hangs around in your system for eons. Everything you eat tastes salty. I had an apple and a tangerine to eat earlier. Guess what they tasted like.  :pok:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 11, 2019, 08:34:49 PM
Unforgettable. Literally, it hangs around in your system for eons. Everything you eat tastes salty. I had an apple and a tangerine to eat earlier. Guess what they tasted like.  :pok:
Like a Banana and a Mandarin?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 11, 2019, 08:35:46 PM
I think all the impersonators use the infamous deodorant "Le manure" by Medical Bill to achieve a similar smell. According to the label it keeps thieves, scammers, sellers and bears at a safe distance.

You are probably right though that the original source is way more smelly than those watered down for safety products.
You're correct Vidar - 'Le Manure' is subject to stringent safety directives under law that renders the smell much more palatable than the real U Boat 'Funk'  we are so famous for.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on August 11, 2019, 08:36:39 PM
Like a Banana and a Mandarin?
Incorrect Don me old mucker. They tasted like salt, just as salty as the humble pie you are about to enjoy.........
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on August 11, 2019, 08:54:25 PM
Being around salt water can’t help much  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on August 11, 2019, 08:58:02 PM
Incorrect Don me old mucker. They tasted like salt, just as salty as the humble pie you are about to enjoy.........
WHAT?
Bumbleberey pie? I like it too!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 18, 2019, 08:45:03 AM
We are officially worried.

Alarm level WORRIED has been reached.

Where oh where can the little green fella be?

 :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 18, 2019, 01:19:10 PM
This is very bad I hope that he is okay
And he is just somewhere without the internet  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on October 18, 2019, 02:12:00 PM
.....or North Korea.........  :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: SteveC on October 18, 2019, 02:21:08 PM
 :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 18, 2019, 02:44:22 PM
Now that would be bad :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 18, 2019, 02:49:24 PM
I'm preeeeeetty sure that he's not hiding in my house.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 18, 2019, 06:35:55 PM
I'm preeeeeetty sure that he's not hiding in my house.
Did you check under the fridge?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: kottskrapa on October 18, 2019, 06:50:19 PM
I have checked my house and they are not back here..

But remember that he knows how to pic a lock and with his submarine background he can be anywhere

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 18, 2019, 07:07:00 PM
I hope that he didn’t go in the washing machine  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 18, 2019, 07:46:11 PM
 
I have checked my house and they are not back here..

But remember that he knows how to pic a lock and with his submarine background he can be anywhere

[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Actually kotts me old mate, all a submarine backgrounds helps with is contracting scurvy and a morbid fear of getting depth charged.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 18, 2019, 07:48:19 PM
Did you check under the fridge?
Just fuzzy dust bunnies. :dunno:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Sos24 on October 18, 2019, 08:12:40 PM
I had not been aware of this thread until today, but I did enjoy what I got through thus far.  I do hope poor Bill reappears so he can finish his journey.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on October 18, 2019, 08:21:58 PM
Anyone receive any ransom demands yet?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 18, 2019, 08:42:21 PM
Just fuzzy dust bunnies. :dunno:
A. Whats fuzzy doing in your house pabs?  And..
B. Did you check the back of the sofa?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 18, 2019, 08:44:38 PM
Anyone receive any ransom demands yet?
Hmmm, the only address Bill has is the old U Boat address (unter see) and we've moved now (uber see). Can anyone check unter see for a ransom note please?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on October 19, 2019, 11:49:50 PM
Would Bill be able to write a note and stick it in a bottle?   :think:

(I don't recall if Bill is literate.....)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 19, 2019, 11:57:11 PM
A. Whats fuzzy doing in your house pabs?  And..
B. Did you check the back of the sofa?
A: Shedding dust... :dwts:
B: Yes, when I lost my pen down there.  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 20, 2019, 08:44:23 AM
Sounds like Don's sofa is a black hole taking up everything that comes close...

Mystery solved
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 20, 2019, 10:14:37 AM
Sounds like Don's sofa is a black hole taking up everything that comes close...

Mystery solved
How is pabs able to resist the pull of a black hole?

Constant maximum thrust?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 20, 2019, 10:30:05 AM
Maybe he knows how to travel with them :shrug:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 20, 2019, 11:00:16 AM
Maybe he's managed to Pablo a Black Hole...... :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 20, 2019, 11:57:14 AM
Maybe he's managed to Pablo a Black Hole...... :ahhh
I cannot confirm nor deny any speculation regarding any experiments involving Black Holes.
Certainly not any rumors that I managed to reverse the polarity of a Black Hole, thus turning it into a White Hole, causing myself to be showered by every lost object in the Universe.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 20, 2019, 12:05:30 PM
So Bill is somewhere underneath a pile of junk and meteorites now?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 20, 2019, 12:13:09 PM
Hey, some of that junk isn't junk!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on October 20, 2019, 12:45:33 PM
It's Space Junk.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Vidar on October 22, 2019, 12:09:18 PM
I need some more space, so that isn't junk at all.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on October 27, 2019, 01:41:39 PM
I have to wonder if somewhere, on some remote island, a small Lego minifig is trying to get directions from a volleyball......

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fantasyvillains/images/9/93/Wilson02.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190330113918)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 27, 2019, 02:09:30 PM
WILSOOOOOOOOOOON!
WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 27, 2019, 03:30:56 PM
Meanwhile, at a toy shop in Svalbard.......................
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 27, 2019, 03:32:12 PM
Brings back memories  :dd:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 27, 2019, 03:43:15 PM
Is that a live picture? :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 27, 2019, 03:46:18 PM
Live footage from the Svalbard Shoperama CCTV network I believe.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 27, 2019, 03:56:03 PM
Were any of his traveling comrades spotted?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 27, 2019, 04:00:00 PM
He looks healthy enough  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 27, 2019, 04:31:08 PM
He's building himself a new home! Bless. He's definitely homesick and now I feel really guilty. Poor Fella.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 27, 2019, 05:09:19 PM
Should be a improvement over the last submarine  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 27, 2019, 05:11:54 PM
 :rofl:
Should be a improvement over the last submarine  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 27, 2019, 05:14:15 PM
Will be nice to have a brand new one
rather then the one you had from the 40s
Especially with how much it was leaking
And the smell was terrible  >:(
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 27, 2019, 05:18:19 PM
Will be nice to have a brand new one
rather then the one you had from the 40s
Especially with how much it was leaking
And the smell was terrible  >:(
To be fair though the smell was mostly Bill.......
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 27, 2019, 05:34:37 PM
Was it? >:(
Smelled like you had some dead bodies hiding in the sub :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on October 27, 2019, 05:44:15 PM
Was it? >:(
Smelled like you had some dead bodies hiding in the sub :think:
All Bill. Why do you think we wanted him to travel around the world?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 27, 2019, 06:21:49 PM
It all makes sense now  :think:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 27, 2019, 06:27:58 PM
It all makes sense now  :think:
In a weird way.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Mechanickal on October 27, 2019, 06:43:16 PM
Where's his white arm? I think it's a copycat!

Anyway, the smell of dead bodies in the Uboat was mostly caused by the remains of Barbara the donkey in Torpedo tube 4.

Or as mags called her: "delicious nutricious Barbara"

He once tried to shoot out the contents of tube 4 to get rid of the smell but accidentally pressed the "3", causing Pabs' personal stuff ending up in the Atlantic...

The smell did improve though :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on October 27, 2019, 07:32:03 PM
WILSOOOOOOOOOOON!
WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on October 27, 2019, 07:32:31 PM
The smell did seem a lot better  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on October 27, 2019, 07:36:36 PM

Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 28, 2019, 03:48:01 PM
For all those wondering what Bill will be returning to (if he's ever found again) after his travels, here's the actual manky rust bucket place he calls home. In all its glory I give you the U Boat;
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 28, 2019, 04:13:55 PM
I can see why Bill would be eager to get back....in a decade or two.....
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 28, 2019, 04:28:18 PM
They say she's only got a couple of months left in her.

BTW Where is Bill?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 28, 2019, 04:48:26 PM
Hiding in plain sight....on some remote island in the Pacific?   :think:

(https://www.nhm.ac.uk/content/dam/nhmwww/discover/henderson-island-expedition/henderson-island-full-width.jpg)
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 28, 2019, 04:54:24 PM
That U boat is a great improvement magentus  :like:
Much better than the old one at the bottom of the sea  :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 28, 2019, 06:11:40 PM
For all those wondering what Bill will be returning to (if he's ever found again) after his travels, here's the actual manky rust bucket place he calls home. In all its glory I give you the U Boat;
I like it!
Did Santa give it to you?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 28, 2019, 07:07:04 PM
My lovely daughter bought it for me a couple of years back and seeing as I have two weeks off work I decided it was about time I put it together.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 28, 2019, 07:32:28 PM
:2tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 28, 2019, 07:35:56 PM
Nice job magentus  :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 28, 2019, 07:57:24 PM
Thanks chaps. That model is 1:400 scale. I've just ordered a 1:350 version of the same type VII which is far more detailed. Looking forward to putting it together.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 28, 2019, 08:05:18 PM
Look forward to see it build  :like: :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 28, 2019, 09:46:21 PM
Thanks chaps. That model is 1:400 scale. I've just ordered a 1:350 version of the same type VII which is far more detailed. Looking forward to putting it together.

We can only guess how thrilled Bill will be with the more spacious quarters.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 28, 2019, 09:53:41 PM
We can only guess how thrilled Bill will be with the more spacious quarters.
Hopefully he'll read this (or get someone to read it for him) and he'll scurry on home.........
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 28, 2019, 09:55:54 PM
Hopefully he'll read this (or get someone to read it for him) and he'll scurry on home.........

Where a big bowl of lukewarm, salty porridge is waiting for him..... :dd:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Wspeed on December 28, 2019, 10:27:49 PM
I do hope that he comes back soon  :tu:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 28, 2019, 11:28:22 PM
Where a big shared bowl of lukewarm tepid, salty porridge is waiting for him..... :dd:
FTFY
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 28, 2019, 11:57:26 PM
That should bring him scurrying home......   :whistle:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on December 29, 2019, 07:31:22 PM
Story boys ? What's been happening ? Where's Bill?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 29, 2019, 07:32:31 PM
Bill is MIA....... :cry:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 29, 2019, 08:12:48 PM
Story boys ? What's been happening ? Where's Bill?
Oh, and how timely you should show up about now Eams.  :D
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: eamo on December 29, 2019, 08:23:08 PM
Oh, and how timely you should show up about now Eams.  :D
Do tell?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 29, 2019, 09:44:26 PM
Oh, and how timely you should show up about now Eams.  :D


Timely....or SUSPICIOUS!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 30, 2019, 12:28:51 AM

Timely....or SUSPICIOUS!
You say what we're all thinking Nix. It's just too much to put down to a coincidence. He's toying with us.

Having just arrived back chez Mags from watching instalment no.9 of Star Wars, the character of Emperor Palpatine with all his Machiavellian machinations reminded me quite a lot of our very own puppet master.............Eamo
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 30, 2019, 12:42:36 AM
Burn him!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 30, 2019, 01:02:50 AM
Burn him!
No. We love Eamo. Well I do anyway. There, I've said it. There is good inside him somewhere.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 30, 2019, 01:54:56 AM
No. We love Eamo. Well I do anyway. There, I've said it. There is good inside him somewhere.


Have you been conducting an 'inventory' of the U-boat's rum supplies......?
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 30, 2019, 08:47:04 AM

Have you been conducting an 'inventory' of the U-boat's rum supplies......?
Can't talk......headache  :D



Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Syncop8r on December 30, 2019, 11:01:46 AM
Hiding in plain sight....on some remote island in the Pacific?   :think:

(https://www.nhm.ac.uk/content/dam/nhmwww/discover/henderson-island-expedition/henderson-island-full-width.jpg)
Ah so he's on Henderson Island then.
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 30, 2019, 02:29:11 PM
Can't talk......headache  :D

Oh by the way, mind those bottles, I was caught short and I... Never mind!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 30, 2019, 05:26:17 PM
Oh by the way, mind those bottles, I was caught short and I... Never mind!
Blah!  :ahhh
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 30, 2019, 05:43:26 PM
No need to freak out, Mags. I'm sure Fuzzy means to replace them...

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Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 30, 2019, 05:49:13 PM
No need to freak out, Mags. I'm sure Fuzzy means to replace them...

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I did replace them... I distilled them further... using my body...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Don Pablo on December 30, 2019, 06:15:33 PM
No no no no no no no no no! :dwts:
I tried a few sips on my birthday!
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Fuzzbucket on December 30, 2019, 06:41:01 PM
Well... you better see a doctor... and maybe a gynaecologist too...
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 30, 2019, 07:05:54 PM
No no no no no no no no no! :dwts:
I tried a few sips on my birthday!
Do you remember, we sang 'Happy Birthday' to you in the ambulance on the way to A&E
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 30, 2019, 07:07:46 PM
And you opened your presents after they pumped your stomach. You hated the special edition birthday batch of Cap'n Mags super duper salty porridge
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 30, 2019, 07:15:20 PM
I think I had passed out at that point.....the SIZE of the tube they stuck down poor, Pabs..... :dwts:
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: magentus on December 30, 2019, 07:18:25 PM
I think I had passed out at that point.....the SIZE of the tube they stuck down poor, Pabs..... :dwts:
You did right passing out Nix - some things should never be seen, lest they haunt your waking dreams evermore. shudder
Title: Re: Medical Bill's World Tour
Post by: Nix on December 30, 2019, 07:22:31 PM
Well.....I mean.....who knew Pabs could fit that much into his tiny little self? 

And what were those things...?  Skittles.......?   :sa: