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Medical Bill has been bitten by the travel bug (at least we think it's a travel bug - there are lots of bugs on the U Boat.
He wishes to leave the comparitive safety ( :o ) of his dark, smelly, hot and confined home and travel out into the world.
His wish is to be hosted by a series of MTO members scattered across the globe who will show him the hospitality we are famed for.
If you'd like to be visited, please add your name to the list. Once Bill is with you if you could document his visit with some words and pics for us all to enjoy that would be great. By adding your name you are agreeing to pay the postage costs to get Billiam to his next port of call.
Once a list is established I'll sort it into some kind of order so he travels in a logical manner.
As you can see by the pics, he's already packed his suitcase and is waiting by the hatch ready to go.
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001 - Ireland - Eamo :whistle:
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001 - Ireland - Eamo :whistle:
:twak:
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001 - Ireland - Eamo :whistle:
:twak:
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Someone add me to the list please. :cheers:
Sent from the land of the long white cloud.
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001 - Ireland - Eamo :whistle:
:twak:
001 - Ireland - Eamo :whistle:
:twak:
Ok ok, I'm very sorry. :oops:
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
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Interesting, Ireland and New Zealand are almost exactly on opposite sides of the globe...
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Thanks Pabs. :tu: Excuse the edit to fix my name.
Sent from the land of the long white cloud.
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I hope the uppercase z was the only mistake I made with it. :oops:
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It was. :like:
Sent from the land of the long white cloud.
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Eamo? :pok: You're forgiven you know. :pok:
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oh, go on so M Bill is always welcome, he can share some of his knowledge with us here
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So I’ll go on and add eamo to the list? :tu:
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
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Great start! Two of my fave comedies represented so far: Father Ted and Flight of the Conchords. Keep 'em coming folks.
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Sounds like phun :D
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
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This can be fun
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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This itinerary is shaping up nice. :like:
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Kottskrapa, bills favourite band is Opeth. Can you introduce him to them while he's with you please? :D
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time to introduce Bill to road flare welcomes
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
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Kottskrapa, bills favourite band is Opeth. Can you introduce him to them while he's with you please? :D
No promises, I think I am at the opposite side of Sweden and there was no gigs planed. But who knows.. I'm not the one turning down a nice gig and if so, he is welcome to join
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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:woohoo:
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If Bill is going to Sweden I guess it is only fair to show him what's up north too. (Spoiler: Mostly snow and ice if he arrives late).
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
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Isn’t Northern Norway about 20 Celsius or so in the daytime now?
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If Bill is going to Sweden I guess it is only fair to show him what's up north too. (Spoiler: Mostly snow and ice if he arrives late).
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
OMG! Bill loves Norwegian black metal too! He's so excited!
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Isn’t Northern Norway about 20 Celsius or so in the daytime now?
Yes, we're having a heat spell. Or is that hot spell in English. If it gets to 25 I'll just lay flat and wait until it passes.
Not sure if I have any black metal. I'll just have to take that literally. :facepalm:
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Eamo? :pok: You're forgiven you know. :pok:
Wait what ??? What am i been forgiven for?
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Eamo? :pok: You're forgiven you know. :pok:
Wait what ??? What am i been forgiven for?
Dunno. Can't remember. It was 8 hours ago.
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How much does he eat?
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How much does he eat?
How many Martini sandwiches can you make?
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Would be pleased to host Medical Bill. Somebody please send him to Montana. :salute:
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001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - USA (Montana) - Nix
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001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - USA (Montana) - Nix
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
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001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - USA (Montana) - Nix
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
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Medical Bill, there's a Midden waiting for you in Scotland. :salute:
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. :salute: )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - USA (Montana) - Nix
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
011 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
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001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - USA (Montana) - Nix
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
011 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
012 - USA (Texas) Douglas
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Question: does Bill have any special dietary restrictions? :think:
Seems he must have been living on oats for a long while now........can he eat beef or tacos? :think:
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Question: does Bill have any special dietary restrictions? :think:
Seems he must have been living on oats for a long while now........can he eat beef or tacos? :think:
As long as you introduce different foodstuffs gradually, anything goes really.
I asked Bill what his favourite type of salty porridge is and he said he likes the one with the vitamin tablets sprinkled in it so he doesn't get ricketts or scurvy.
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so Szekely gulaš it is
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so Szekely gulaš it is
Two helpings please! :like:
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only 2? Is Bill on a diet
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I am pleased to know that old Bill is being open minded. After all, is that what travel is supposed to do? Expose us to new sights, sounds, flavors, and ideas?
Still I think I'll steer him away from 'Rocky Mountain Oysters' as they are called here. Best not to alarm him, I think. I do want him to leave the USA with a positive impression, at least as far as is possible.
Maybe I'll see if I can tempt him with a simple burger.....
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I'm not a stickler for paperwork. I've awlways loathed the stuff myself. But I wonder if Bill has a passport?
I doubt he's needed one, living, as he has, on the U-boat. Still, it might be nice for him to have some sort of document of his travels. I wouldn't mind making the necessary marks in his paperwork to get him past the casually curious official, if that might help.
(http://img.symworks.com/l_passport_notebook.jpg)
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Due to the shall we say, 'interesting' pasts that led the majority of the crew to the U Boat, we figured the best way for Bill to travel would involve him skirting under the radar safely secured in a parcel rather than going through the usual channels. Any paperwork on offer is helpful in case of discovery. Thanks :salute:
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is Bill's last name Hickok? although it could also be Wallace, Nelson, Tell, Faulkner, Shatner, Gates or Idol
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Due to the shall we say, 'interesting' pasts that led the majority of the crew to the U Boat, we figured the best way for Bill to travel would involve him skirting under the radar safely secured in a parcel rather than going through the usual channels. Any paperwork on offer is helpful in case of discovery. Thanks :salute:
This area has a history of people entering and leaving by U-boat, and none of them brought any paperwork with them. That said, a parcel might be even better - they've never caught anyone arriving in parcels so far.
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Due to the shall we say, 'interesting' pasts that led the majority of the crew to the U Boat, we figured the best way for Bill to travel would involve him skirting under the radar safely secured in a parcel rather than going through the usual channels. Any paperwork on offer is helpful in case of discovery. Thanks :salute:
This area has a history of people entering and leaving by U-boat, and none of them brought any paperwork with them. That said, a parcel might be even better - they've never caught anyone arriving in parcels so far.
there was a man in US that shipped himself in a box
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I'd be happy to have him visit Canada (Nova Scotia) lot's of coast line for him to sneak in under cover :cheers:
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Due to the shall we say, 'interesting' pasts that led the majority of the crew to the U Boat, we figured the best way for Bill to travel would involve him skirting under the radar safely secured in a parcel rather than going through the usual channels. Any paperwork on offer is helpful in case of discovery. Thanks :salute:
This area has a history of people entering and leaving by U-boat, and none of them brought any paperwork with them. That said, a parcel might be even better - they've never caught anyone arriving in parcels so far.
there was a man in US that shipped himself in a box
I listened on a podcast about him a while ago. Think it was on stuff you missed in history class
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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What about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper . :think:
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Due to the shall we say, 'interesting' pasts that led the majority of the crew to the U Boat, we figured the best way for Bill to travel would involve him skirting under the radar safely secured in a parcel rather than going through the usual channels. Any paperwork on offer is helpful in case of discovery. Thanks :salute:
This area has a history of people entering and leaving by U-boat, and none of them brought any paperwork with them. That said, a parcel might be even better - they've never caught anyone arriving in parcels so far.
there was a man in US that shipped himself in a box
If he had only seen how they handle the parcels here.. I never thought it was to discourage human smuggling, but I'm sure they'll use that as a reason if they think of it.
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if it works...
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So...even life on a normal U-boat can be pretty strange. There is no sunlight, the air is recycled, and the work schedule is unending. And sleep patterns are often disrupted as crews are working 6 or 4 hours shifts around the clock.
Tell us, Mags, does Medical Bill have any particular or peculiar sleep habits? Does he nap? Is he a night owl? Is he afraid of the dark? Does he need a nightlight? Will special background music help him sleep better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO2GZCN7VRc
Just trying to plan to be a considerate host here. :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2uTFF_3MaA
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So...even life on a normal U-boat can be pretty strange. There is no sunlight, the air is recycled, and the work schedule is unending. And sleep patterns are often disrupted as crews are working 6 or 4 hours shifts around the clock.
Tell us, Mags, does Medical Bill have any particular or peculiar sleep habits? Does he nap? Is he a night owl? Is he afraid of the dark? Does he need a nightlight? Will special background music help him sleep better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO2GZCN7VRc
Just trying to plan to be a considerate host here. :)
The crew are grateful Nix - we are fond of Bill and want to feel that he's being well looked after (take note Eamo).
Regarding bed times, Bill likes a cup of salty porridge before getting into his pj's, then he has fifteen minutes on the radio (mainly he just says 'Breaker Breaker' into the handset), and then it's story time. His favourite tales involve seeing the sun, eating something other than salty porridge, and baby goats having adventures. Then he likes to be sung to - Anything by Black Sabbath, but particular favourites are 'Children of the Sea', 'Into the Void' and 'War Pigs'.
Bedtime is usually around 8pm (though we have no real way of telling the time while submerged) - Bill runs around with a balloon until we decide he should go to bed.
I'm going to start Bill off on his adventure tomorrow I think. He should be launched from Torpedo Tube Number 1 as we approach land.
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Ooooh I can’t wait to see where he goes. :popcorn:
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001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. )
002 - New Zealand - zoidberg
003 - Ireland - eamo
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - USA (Montana) - Nix
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
011 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
012 - USA (Texas) Douglas
013 - Canada - Greg Jones
Be nice to have an itinerary......
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001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. )
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - New Zealand - zoidberg
011 - USA (Montana) - Nix
012 - USA (Texas) Douglas
013 - Canada - Greg Jones
What about this to be going on with?
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You’re sending him to my place first?! I’d better tidy up and do my laundry quick! :ahhh :o
He could probably use a local travel guide too. :think:
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You’re sending him to my place first?! I’d better tidy up and do my laundry quick! :ahhh :o
He could probably use a local travel guide too. :think:
Ummm, Yes! He's lived his life aboard a tube - he only knows how to get from one end of a tube to the other - it's a kind of 2D existence. He'll need you with him at all times in the 3D world Pabs. Don't Eamo this entire trip please.
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I’ll give him a safety line when near water. :salute:
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Hmmmm...interesting that he's popping in and out of Scandinavia.
If if were planning a trip for myself, I might go Scotland, Norway, Sweden. Then drop down to the Netherlands. Perhaps on to Switzerland and Croatia. Sort of eastward progression.
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But I suppose anyone who runs around with a balloon before bed might be expected to be a bit more erratic......... ::)
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Hmmmm...interesting that he's popping in and out of Scandinavia.
If if were planning a trip for myself, I might go Scotland, Norway, Sweden. Then drop down to the Netherlands. Perhaps on to Switzerland and Croatia. Sort of eastward progression.
Then you should do Norway last of those? :angel: (Granted, our capital Oslo is placed far west and down south in the periphery somewhere :D )
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Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
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Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
:facepalm:
He has all the medical skills you'd expect from a Lego minifig. I'll leave that with you.
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How long do we each keep him for?
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(https://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-guests-like-fish-begin-to-smell-after-three-days-benjamin-franklin-65333.jpg)
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Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
:facepalm:
He has all the medical skills you'd expect from a Lego minifig. I'll leave that with you.
So . . . ?
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How long do we each keep him for?
Long enough to have some fun without feeling too pressured. I wouldn't want to put a specific time limit on it really. Some people are busier than others and more able to arse around taking pictures of minifigs
:D
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Oh, is Bill allergic to dogs? ...or, is he afraid of dogs? :whistle:
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Oh, is Bill allergic to dogs? ...or, is he afraid of dogs? :whistle:
No, Bill loves dogs (but he couldn't eat a whole one, hee hee). Bonnie, the U Boat dog gets on well with Bill and he often feeds her some of his porridge ration. The only time he doesn't like dogs is when they pop his balloon.
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Just sos yous knows... if Bill's after some hot midden action, I'm going up to the farm in September.
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Just sos yous knows... if Bill's after some hot midden action, I'm going up to the farm in September.
The heat and smell will be like home to him :tu:
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what about dinosaurs ? security stan (the useless gobsmurfe) had a torrid time with Rex
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Apart from the odd icthyasaur we haven't had much experience with dinosaurs. At the end of the day it depends on how good you are at keeping your tyranosaurus rex under control eams.
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Just sos yous knows... if Bill's after some hot midden action, I'm going up to the farm in September.
The heat and smell will be like home to him :tu:
So we've got all of August to passaround Bill until we send him to Fuzzy?
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Just sos yous knows... if Bill's after some hot midden action, I'm going up to the farm in September.
The heat and smell will be like home to him :tu:
So we've got all of August to passaround Bill until we send him to Fuzzy?
See how it goes Pabs. My money is ok you showing bill a good time before sending him safely off to Eamo where he will mysteriously disappear off the face of the earth.
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I'm still deciding.... :think:
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C'mon.....that Bill seems like a fun guy. :cheers:
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Just sos yous knows... if Bill's after some hot midden action, I'm going up to the farm in September.
The heat and smell will be like home to him :tu:
So we've got all of August to passaround Bill until we send him to Fuzzy?
See how it goes Pabs. My money is ok you showing bill a good time before sending him safely off to Eamo where he will mysteriously disappear off the face of the earth.
. . . . . and show up back on the U boat after terrorising my family. oh wait, that was Dolly
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C'mon.....that Bill seems like a fun guy. :cheers:
Yeah but I'm a bit bit wary of receiving any more Bills in the mail. ::)
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C'mon.....that Bill seems like a fun guy. :cheers:
Yeah but I'm a bit bit wary of receiving any more Bills in the mail. ::)
Groan. :facepalm:
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This is not the time to contemplate revenge, Eamo.
Many of us are looking forward to meeting Bill.
Sure, over salt his porridge if you must, but don't drive him, terror stricken, back to the relative safety of the U-boat.
(https://www.pedestrian.tv/content/uploads/2017/07/L9KlL.gif)
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C'mon.....that Bill seems like a fun guy. :cheers:
Yeah but I'm a bit bit wary of receiving any more Bills in the mail. ::)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/legomessageboards/images/b/b2/Blaine_no%2C_just_no.gif/revision/20130805135739)
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This is not the time to contemplate revenge, Eamo.
Many of us are looking forward to meeting Bill.
Sure, over salt his porridge if you must, but don't drive him, terror stricken, back to the relative safety of the U-boat.
(https://www.pedestrian.tv/content/uploads/2017/07/L9KlL.gif)
Sorry Nix, but :twak:
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Looks like I'll be his last stop in North America, oh what a time we'll have before his return :drink:
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Sure, assuming Eamo doesn't feed him to T-Rex.
I'm becoming worried......
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Mags, has Bill set off on his adventures?
There had been talk of his launching his voyages today..........
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Last minute delays prevented yesterday's disembarkation. Bill realised he hadn't packed any gifts for his hosts. We rummaged around the bilge until we found some suitable
tat presents and are currently on our way to the top secret launching position.
Ready torpedo tube number one! Bill, hang on to your suitcase and hold your breath. Bon Voyage!
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:popcorn:
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:ahhh
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(https://i.gifer.com/IimZ.gif)
AND HE'S OFF (on the way, that is...)
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Heads up Pabs- Keep a look out for reports of a small green waif wandering the streets of the emerald isle in a few days time. :salute:
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That's a lot of streets of keep an eye on... Better expand my spy network.
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That's a lot of streets of keep an eye on... Better expand my spy network.
What are you using? Corvids? Microscopic Robots? The elderly?
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Robins.
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Robins.
Nice. Unobtrusive and ubiquitous. What's your method for retaining their loyalty? Food? Hostages? Blackmail? or explosive collars?
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Mainly food, though the health plans are a big draw.
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Mainly food, though the health plans are a big draw.
Hmm, they have a two year life span on average. What can go wrong in two years?
Also, I hope you're not feeding Irish Jaffa Cakes to those poor robins.
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I've seen at least one, maybe two, wild birdies hopping around while missing a leg in the last two months. :cry:
The Robins eat the bugs around the place. :D
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someone is sending Jaffa cakes? well there goes my diet
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someone is sending Jaffa cakes? well there goes my diet
You have to be one of Pablo's spies to get a Jaffa Cake.
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someone is sending Jaffa cakes? well there goes my diet
You have to be one of Pablo's spies to get a Jaffa Cake.
well Pablo is prone to pabloing things up so I still might get 'em
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someone is sending Jaffa cakes? well there goes my diet
You have to be one of Pablo's spies to get a Jaffa Cake.
well Pablo is prone to pabloing things up so I still might get 'em
Yeah but they'll be pabloed.
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Not good eats. :(
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Not good eats. :(
What happens if I pablo up trying to make them "Not good eats"?
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Not good eats. :(
What happens if I pablo up trying to make them "Not good eats"?
You mean if you manage to Pablo Pabloing them? Reality will fold in on itself opening the doors to the dungeon dimensions, finally freeing Cthulhu from his eternal slumber.
Is that what you want?
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:rofl:
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Not good eats. :(
What happens if I pablo up trying to make them "Not good eats"?
You mean if you manage to Pablo Pabloing them? Reality will fold in on itself opening the doors to the dungeon dimensions, finally freeing Cthulhu from his eternal slumber.
Is that what you want?
I thought it would make them Good eats...... :dwts:
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if Pablo pabloed a pabloing is that pabloing pabloed pablodicaly or pablobalicaly?
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That sentence looks pablo'ed, I can't understand it. :ahhh Pablodicaly and Pablobalicaly need to have a definition first.
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Foop.
That's the sound reality makes when it folds in on itself.
I warned you.
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I blame Styx
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:woohoo: i'm world champion of the universe
....at least if this means I can take up Kirky's title for the time being
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Pabs, has Medical Bill knocked on your door yet?
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No. :cry:
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No. :cry:
Now ?
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:popcorn:
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So what's the itinerary?
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It's the list of places Medical Bill is visiting and in what order, but that's not important right now... ::)
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:rofl:
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Bill prolly won't be arriving until after the weekend. His legs are only little.
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and it is a long walk
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I blame Styx for that.
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that's what happens when I drink, see an axe and utter the words "Hold my *INSERT BOOZE I'M GUZZLING DOWN* and look at this" or "Bet you I can do *INSERT SOME DUMB IDEA*"
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and it is a long walk
And swim too unless the u boat has made another foray into the Atlantic
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Bill could come visit me here in Finland
Only Tools Matters
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Bill could come visit me here in Finland
Only Tools Matters
I'll add your name to the list - feel free to mess with the list peeps - Bill doesn't mind which order he see's you all in.
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. )
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - New Zealand - zoidberg
011 - USA (Montana) - Nix
012 - USA (Texas) Douglas
013 - Canada - Greg Jones
014 - Finland - Antti Lammi
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Right at the Fin
nish. :facepalm:
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:rofl:
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Of course no one has any interest in visiting Denmark
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Of course no one has any interest in visiting Denmark
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that is not true. might not be the safest place for me right now (World cup and all that), but it would be nice to visit it and maybe get one of those horns to drink from
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Of course no one has any interest in visiting Denmark
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Bill wants to visit everywhere - including Denmark! As your name to the list MMR :tu:
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Of course no one has any interest in visiting Denmark
I'm sure it will feel like a homecoming. :)
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He’s not here yet.... I hope mags gave him the right ticket.
(http://www.bermudastamps.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1968-04-28-british-eagle-inaugural-flight-bermuda-ff.jpg)
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Maybe you should step outside and yell "Medical Bill!" Repeatedly for 2 hours so he can find his way.
Be sure to yell loud enough! He hasn't got ears to amplify the sound.
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Leave a bowl of salty porridge outside your door - he'll turn up.
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I’ll go up around the town later, in case he’s lost.
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Too soon for this?
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Maybe he's just standing in the bushes and you didn't spot him...
God knows how many toy soldiers I lost like that...
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Good thing there isn’t much greenery in this country.
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Wait a minute. :facepalm:
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but it is more emerald green
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*awaiting leprecorny jokes* ::)
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Green all looks similar from a distance.
Finding a bone needle in a haystack the size of Australia would be easier than finding Medical Bill in all this green. :ahhh
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Do you have access to infra red goggle technology? Might be the way to go.
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Or a Geiger counter? We recently found an old atomic reactor in the Antarctic and installed it in the U Boat. I think we're all a bit radioactive now. Good job we have so much salty porridge since all our teeth fell out.
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Or a Geiger counter? We recently found an old atomic reactor in the Antarctic and installed it in the U Boat. I think we're all a bit radioactive now. Good job we have so much salty porridge since all our teeth fell out.
Mags from alternate reality Earth-51, I want mags from Earth-19999 back. :twak:
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Or a Geiger counter? We recently found an old atomic reactor in the Antarctic and installed it in the U Boat. I think we're all a bit radioactive now. Good job we have so much salty porridge since all our teeth fell out.
Mags from alternate reality Earth-51, I want mags from Earth-19999 back. :twak:
Soz, he's been elected Grand LaserLord of the Dipulon people of Frubble 6. He's a bit busy at present.
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Or a Geiger counter? We recently found an old atomic reactor in the Antarctic and installed it in the U Boat. I think we're all a bit radioactive now. Good job we have so much salty porridge since all our teeth fell out.
Mags from alternate reality Earth-51, I want mags from Earth-19999 back. :twak:
Soz, he's been elected Grand LaserLord of the Dipulon people of Frubble 6. He's a bit busy at present.
I’ll settle for the one from Earth-616
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Or a Geiger counter? We recently found an old atomic reactor in the Antarctic and installed it in the U Boat. I think we're all a bit radioactive now. Good job we have so much salty porridge since all our teeth fell out.
Mags from alternate reality Earth-51, I want mags from Earth-19999 back. :twak:
Soz, he's been elected Grand LaserLord of the Dipulon people of Frubble 6. He's a bit busy at present.
I’ll settle for the one from Earth-616
She's been turned into a cyborg Tricycle by her evil nemesis Darren Mattingly. Better get used to me Pabs, I'm the only Mags available for the time being.
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Or a Geiger counter? We recently found an old atomic reactor in the Antarctic and installed it in the U Boat. I think we're all a bit radioactive now. Good job we have so much salty porridge since all our teeth fell out.
Mags from alternate reality Earth-51, I want mags from Earth-19999 back. :twak:
Soz, he's been elected Grand LaserLord of the Dipulon people of Frubble 6. He's a bit busy at present.
I’ll settle for the one from Earth-616
She's been turned into a cyborg Tricycle by her evil nemesis Darren Mattingly. Better get used to me Pabs, I'm the only Mags available for the time being.
Ugggh fine. Any other Pabs available?
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There's 3 on board the U Boat at the moment - haling from Earth 298 they are triplets sharing the same name and a hive mind. You might think they'd be useful but all that happens is my stuff gets Pabloed 3 times quicker.
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What about the U-boat?
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What about the U-boat?
Completely Pabloed. Filling with water as I glug glug
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:facepalm:
I would have expected it to be nicer than the one in this timeline.... maybe there is a mags out there with a luxury spaceship U boat?
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Looking at the Akashic Records there is this version (627954) but as you can see, it's suffered the same fate as the rest. Someone tried to reverse and cross beam the Ion engines to 'See what would happen'. Well, this happened. All hands lost.
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Ooooops.
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We can't have anything nice.
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sooooo y'all going shopping?
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You buying Styx?
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sure, but only sub I know is the Akula
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Bit of a step up from what we're used to, but why not?
I have some good trades here if you're interested, up to and including a slightly soiled and highly radioactive WWII U Boat currently mothballed in an undisclosed location, plus at least a decades worth of (radioactive) salty porridge, and a Pabs to call your own.
Interested?
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sure. maybe i'll get to hulk out for real
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Emma picked up a visitor at the airport! :ahhh
(https://i.imgur.com/d4yiWhO.jpg)
The weather is exactly what you'd expect it to be for a person visiting Ireland for the first time. Cool, overcast with a hint of rain. ::) Luckily it should be warmer and sunnier later on.
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Yayyyyyy
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I do wonder why you grown men play with toy figurines...
I even more wonder why I feel the urge to do the same now...
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I do wonder why you grown men play with toy figurines...
I even more wonder why I feel the urge to do the same now...
Because Lego is for all ages. :pok:
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It's a habit you cannot lego of.
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:facepalm: :twak: :rofl:
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says to ages 99
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If the machine they had could count higher, it would say to ages 999.
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according to your profile Pabs you're 100 . . . .
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Still far short of 999. :tu:
And your profile says 100 too. :pok:
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:woohoo: He's arrived! The airport you say? :think:
The mind boggles as to how he got there. Emma has wheels! Sweet! I'm glad Bill packed his helmet.
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According to everyone, the ride home was unsettling. :dwts:
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Does Emma have a license? Do you even need a license in Ireland? I'm sure Eamo didn't have a boat drivers license like I've got.
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Emma has a bicycle license
In any case, Bill appears to be fascinated by the sun right now. When was the last time he had time outside?
(https://i.imgur.com/uigLPCK.jpg)
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mags, I'm almost afraid to ask... :dwts: Did Bill already have a crack in the back of his left forearm? I first noticed it when I tried to take off his suitcase and his hand came off with it. :facepalm:
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Does Emma have a license? Do you even need a license in Ireland? I'm sure Eamo didn't have a boat drivers license like I've got.
funny that but i do indeed possess a powerboat licence.
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Ummm, Bill hasn't seen any sunlight ever. He's not supposed to be that colour - that shade of green is the result of several years of living in near darkness and surviving on salty porridge.
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If Bill has hidden some crack in his arm, that is nothing to do with me. Don't let him near any sniffer dogs.
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Does Emma have a license? Do you even need a license in Ireland? I'm sure Eamo didn't have a boat drivers license like I've got.
funny that but i do indeed possess a powerboat licence.
Yeah, since the Dolly incident. I bet you greased a few palms to get it too.
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Ummm, Bill hasn't seen any sunlight ever. He's not supposed to be that colour - that shade of green is the result of several years of living in near darkness and surviving on salty porridge.
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If Bill has hidden some crack in his arm, that is nothing to do with me. Don't let him near any sniffer dogs.
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I said A crack, not some crack.
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Does Emma have a license? Do you even need a license in Ireland? I'm sure Eamo didn't have a boat drivers license like I've got.
funny that but i do indeed possess a powerboat licence.
Yeah, since the Dolly incident. I bet you greased a few palms to get it too.
Be that as it may.
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Ummm, Bill hasn't seen any sunlight ever. He's not supposed to be that colour - that shade of green is the result of several years of living in near darkness and surviving on salty porridge.
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If Bill has hidden some crack in his arm, that is nothing to do with me. Don't let him near any sniffer dogs.
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I said A crack, not some crack.
Ooooooooh, I get it now. I wasn't aware of a crack, but there must have been I guess. Unless there was a crash on the way home you haven't admitted to yet? :pok:
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Ummm, Bill hasn't seen any sunlight ever. He's not supposed to be that colour - that shade of green is the result of several years of living in near darkness and surviving on salty porridge.
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If Bill has hidden some crack in his arm, that is nothing to do with me. Don't let him near any sniffer dogs.
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I said A crack, not some crack.
Ooooooooh, I get it now. I wasn't aware of a crack, but there must have been I guess. Unless there was a crash on the way home you haven't admitted to yet? :pok:
:P
As far as I know, the common cause of such cracks is pulling off and reinserting the hands.... which I didn't do.
Do you think Bill could use an arm transplant? I have lots of arms here. (that sounds ominous for some reason.)
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Ummm, Bill hasn't seen any sunlight ever. He's not supposed to be that colour - that shade of green is the result of several years of living in near darkness and surviving on salty porridge.
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If Bill has hidden some crack in his arm, that is nothing to do with me. Don't let him near any sniffer dogs.
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I said A crack, not some crack.
Ooooooooh, I get it now. I wasn't aware of a crack, but there must have been I guess. Unless there was a crash on the way home you haven't admitted to yet? :pok:
:P
As far as I know, the common cause of such cracks is pulling off and reinserting the hands.... which I didn't do.
Do you think Bill could use an arm transplant? I have lots of arms here. (that sounds ominous for some reason.)
It Does sound ominous Pabs. It sounds like I have unwittingly sent Bill to visit a Lego serial killer :ahhh
If you do an arm transplant could we see pics in the modding forum?
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Just a quick (though distressing) change of arm until repairs are attempted on the old one. Bill’s gone all Luke Skywalker!
At least Emma knows what to do in these situations.
Is this a bad time for Bill to meet the crew?
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Does the new arm have any cyborg capabilities? Maybe a laser, mega strength, USB port or built in tv/phone/watch/calculator?
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It comes with a mini whiteboard.
So, to cheer up Bill, Ethan Chase suggests going on a tour....
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Mini whiteboard? Cool :multi:
Sweet Zodiac Pabs! Is Ethan licensed to drive it? I mean a real license, not an Eamo 'drawn on an incontinence pants box with crayon' license.
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Ethan? No license? What kind of guy does he look like?
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Fair point Pabs - He looks the Shizz :salute:
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:rofl: :rofl: what will you guys come up with next :facepalm:
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:rofl: :rofl: what will you guys come up with next :facepalm:
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JovialPlumpArgentineruddyduck-size_restricted.gif)
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Got me with that one :rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Got me with that one :rofl: :rofl: :like:
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JovialPlumpArgentineruddyduck-size_restricted.gif)
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:facepalm:
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I'm still a little concerned about the lad's broken arm.
That sounds like a 'green stick' fracture....often a sign of trauma or child abuse...... Also makes one wonder about nutritional deficiencies. That salty porridge diet may need to be supplemented with actual food.
Is Bill subjected to bullying on the U-boat?
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I shall of course launch a full and independent investigation. We treat all allegations of bullying seriously here on the U Boat. I am using this opportunity to ask for forum members to step forward to act as independent adjudicators. Leave no stone unturned and no lead ignored. We shall have justice or blood will flow!
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...(stumbles in the rush)... I'll do it!
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...(stumbles in the rush)... I'll do it!
Glad to have you on board inquisitor Fuzzbucket :salute:
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I'm more concerned that Pabs is an arms dealer.
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I'm more concerned that Pabs is an arms dealer.
Better that than a crack dealer :D
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Back from the cinema! I hope that Bill enjoyed mission impossible. :tu:
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Bill survived the U Boat, that tops anything Tom Cruze ever did. :salute: :salute:
I'm looking forward to Bill's "Tell All" book, then the movie. It'll set new Box Office records for sure... :whistle:
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Bill survived the U Boat, that tops anything Tom Cruze ever did. :salute: :salute:
I'm looking forward to Bill's "Tell All" book, then the movie. It'll set new Box Office records for sure... :whistle:
It will be a tissue of lies. Especially the bits about the kindly and caring Captain. We definitely didn't lure Bill on board just so we could sacrifice him to Cthulhu. No Sireeee.
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Mmmmm hmmmmmm......
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No, the cap used him to smuggle crack underneath the Atlantic...
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No, the cap used him to smuggle Kraken underneath the Atlantic...
FTFY :salute:
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So you're blackbeard now??
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I make no claims to be anything but a kindly, struggling U Boat Captain with a soft heart and a smile for any mariner in a fix
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Genuine smiles of comradery or faked ones?
Or real smiles of evil?
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Sounds like Medical Bill should stop over in Belgium for some debriefing.
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Don’t worry, Ethan is pretty experienced with stuff like this... I think.
https://youtu.be/T1NsWEDUF6Q
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See Eamo, driving a boat can be safe and fun.
Looks like they had a hoot Pabs. :salute:
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What if...
Dolly was told by mags to have an "incident" while at eamo's place to place eamo in a bad spot, and victimising mags?
Probably because eamo was selling something that mags craved for! Putting eamo in a bad spot would scare off potential customers, getting a lower price for mags.
Even more so because eamo, the poor dog, would feel guilty!
I wonder who will be the victim this time with Bill travelling around the world...
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Or was he treading on his patch :D
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Intriguing theories.....
By the way, apologies for the portrait format video. I’m aware that those look bad. :oops: I told YouTube to flip it to a better orientation, check the video again in a little while.
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Apologies excepted :cheers: :D
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Well by me anyway :rofl:
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Apologies excepted :cheers: :D
Excepted from me but definitely not accepted.
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I'm more concerned that Pabs is an arms dealer.
Better that than a crack dealer :D
:rofl:
Looks like he is both.
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A true MTOer!
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Apologies excepted :cheers: :D
Excepted from me but definitely not accepted.
It’s been a long day :facepalm: :rofl:
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What adventures has Bill been up to today Pabs? Or have you taken all the crack at once and have been rendered immobile?
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Xanax can have that effect on peope.
Not sure about Minifigs......
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The Xanax won't arrive untill tomorrow! :popcorn:
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Ethan explains the operation of the hangglider.
(https://i.imgur.com/IPdBa2p.jpg)
Weather and circumstances permitting, there will be flights from the top of a flagpole on a steep hill later. :dwts:
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Ethan explains the operation of the hangglider.
Weather and circumstances permitting, there will be flights from the top of a flagpole on a steep hill later. :dwts:
Are trying to break his neck this time Pabs :pok: :rofl: :rofl:
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:whistle:
The landing is pretty tough on the legs....
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:whistle:
The landing is pretty tough on the legs....
Oh you want him to break his legs :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
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Imagine landing this thing via running legs: :ahhh
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/ayxCdO8
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Works nicely taking off like you
say wander how you would land that :think: :rofl:
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So, to whom shall I send Bill to next? Eamo? Or someone else?
Works nicely taking off like you
say wander how you would land that :think: :rofl:
You don't. :P
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Yup you can send him on to me
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:like:
How has the visit been? Did Bill overstay his welcome already?
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I think Bill wants to get away
as quickly as possible from Pabs
As he broke his arm and tried breaking
his legs with that dangerous contraption :like: :rofl:
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I think Bill wants to get away
as quickly as possible from Pabs
As he broke his arm and tried breaking
his legs with that dangerous contraption :like: :rofl:
And now he's being sent into the clutches of the dastardly Eamo :ahhh
Poor Bill. Maybe it's time to launch Operation Medicare
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Or operation retrieve the Bill :D :like:
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Or operation retrieve the Bill :D :like:
:rofl:
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Eamo, I need an address then. :tu: PM me.
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How has the visit been? Did Bill overstay his welcome already?
I just wonder if I’m keeping him too long... starting to feel guilty.
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A pic from today’s shenanigans:
(http://i.imgur.com/PZAfReI.jpg)
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:dwts:
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:rofl: :like:
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Nice one Pabs :like: :like: :tu:
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An incomplete museum of media storage devices.
(https://i.imgur.com/NLSjCxu.jpg)
I have a hard time with trying to comprehend the fact that 10,000 floppy disks equal one micro SD card. :ahhh
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Was Bill impressed with the museum Pabs :think: :D
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He’s impressed that micro SD cards are almost small enough to fit in his suitcase. :o
And shivering at the thought of a pile of 10,000 floppy disks.
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I bet he is :ahhh
The only thing missing from
the museum is a tape cassette :tu: :like:
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The museum has an interactive exhibition, of a machine used to play giant “vhs” cassette tapes. :o and there is currently a tape inserted. :ahhh
(https://i.imgur.com/iPIF259.jpg)
Memories, I used to watch Thomas the tank engine tapes with this when I was knee high. :rofl:
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Good one Pabs :like: :like: :tu:
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Bill does seem interested in the vhs player :tu:
Looks like he is really studying the tape :D :like:
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Clearly there is something intriguing on the tape. :D
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Clearly there is something intriguing on the tape. :D
And I bet it’s not Thomas the tank engine :whistle:
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U-571?
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No more like Pabs favourite boy group :facepalm:
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The tape label says “Bruce Willis” and something indecipherable.
I like to believe that the Bruce Willis thing is a typo, and it’s security camera footage from the inside of the CIA computer room in the first mission impossible movie. :D
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You should know what is on that tape Pabs come on do tell :D
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I need to figure out how to read the tape first. :think:
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I bet he is :ahhh
The only thing missing from
the museum is a tape cassette :tu: :like:
Naah, the 5 1/4" truly floppy disk is missing
( I won't get into the even older reel to reel tapes and ginormous hard disks that were used on the mainframe computers I worked on back in the early
to mid 70's, let alone punch cards & punched paper tape). But knowing all this makes me feel old ! ;)
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I bet he is :ahhh
The only thing missing from
the museum is a tape cassette :tu: :like:
Naah, the 5 1/4" truly floppy disk is missing
( I won't get into the even older reel to reel tapes and ginormous hard disks that were used on the mainframe computers I worked on back in the early
to mid 70's, let alone punch cards & punched paper tape). But knowing all this makes me feel old ! ;)
Got your back!
:tu: :tu:
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=78210.0;attach=387432;image)
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Nice one :D :like:
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Thanks, pfrsantos! :tu:
I like how it says “mini”. :rofl:
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Thanks, pfrsantos! :tu:
I like how it says “mini”. :rofl:
Well, when the previous ones where 8", 5 1/4" is mini...
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Floppy_disk_2009_G1.jpg/1920px-Floppy_disk_2009_G1.jpg)
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:ahhh :dwts:
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This could become a excellent museum :cheers: :like:
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Thanks, pfrsantos! :tu:
I like how it says “mini”. :rofl:
Well, when the previous ones where 8", 5 1/4" is mini...
:tu:
Yep, when comparing, everything is relative :D
BTW I love the entertaining, interesting & informative off-topic diversions we are allowed to have on MTo, so much better than other forums where some anally retentive do-gooder is always bleating about a post being "off-topic" (as if that is something bad). :salute:
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Around the turn of the century I had an IOmega zip drive.
Very cool at the ttme, with 100Mb storage capacity disks (later with 250Mb). IIRC they were a bit larger and thicker than a 3.5´´ diskette.
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Talking about portable disk drives, here's the first removable disk drive, the IBM 1311.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/0e06a9b5679ea67744353b0bca8c4784.jpg)
This disk drive accepts disk packs (IBM 1316) that are basically spindles of 14 inch disks. One pack weights about 9 pounds and could hold around a stunning 2 MB of data!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/414a7e15bd324f47e2922f85a32ee21a.jpg)
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If I remember correctly they had some serious accidents during hard drive research and development - included accidents with fatalities.
Back then the discs were 14 inch, thin yet heavy, and spinning at quite the rpm. If these broke free they would spin around the room like a crazed flying knife...
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If I remember correctly they had some serious accidents during hard drive research and development - included accidents with fatalities.
Back then the discs were 14 inch, thin yet heavy, and spinning at quite the rpm. If these broke free they would spin around the room like a crazed flying knife...
I did not know that.
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What Eamo said.
Flying disks of death sound terrifying....
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Excellent examples everyone :like: :like: :tu:
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i am a bit lost, where is Bill currently?
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I am not sure :think:
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A pic from the River:
(https://i.imgur.com/gbfzkqm.jpg)
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Nice pic Pabs :like: :like: :tu:
I take it Bill is still with you at the moment :D
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Nice pic Pabs :like: :like: :tu:
I take it Bill is still with you at the moment :D
Miss told me not to tell lies, so I’ll just say no comment.... :whistle:
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Miss said the same to me :ahhh
But it’s summer holiday now so Miss can’t say nothing :rofl:
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Nice pic Pabs :like: :like: :tu:
I take it Bill is still with you at the moment :D
Miss told me not to tell lies, so I’ll just say no comment.... :whistle:
Well done Pabs! You get a gold star and can choose a book to sit on the rug and read. :tu:
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Miss said the same to me :ahhh
But it’s summer holiday now so Miss can’t say nothing :rofl:
Ahem.
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Miss said the same to me :ahhh
But it’s summer holiday now so Miss can’t say nothing :rofl:
Ahem.
:ahhh I didn’t do anything :D
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Bill is expected in Chez Eamo sometime this week.
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I hope I wrote the address correctly. :D
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Why? I'm already having a smurfe day
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Sorry to hear that you are having a smurfe day eamo :tu:
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Sorry to hear that you are having a smurfe day eamo :tu:
+1
Here's a nice pic to cheer you up:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
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Eamo, sorry for your smurfy day. Look on the bright side, Medical Bill is arriving soon. If you don't mind the odd ribald joke, he'll cheer you up in no time. :tu:
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Why? I'm already having a smurfe day
I hope it improves. :cheers:
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Quick request: please don't any of you teach Bill any new limericks. I was planning on having a nice dinner with Bill and serving a little wine. I'd hate to think what might ensue if Bill mixes Xanax, wine, and limericks. I do value my sleep.
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:rofl: I wander how many bad habits
Bill will have by the end of his world tour :rofl:
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The only poetry Bill knows is from the song we sing on the Boat before breakfast:
It starts -
There's a dead man in the Toilet! A yo ho ahoy,
He's been there since yesterday! A yo ho ahoy
It's about time he was shifted,
And the chef is so gifted
he could make us a tasty stir fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Pabs turns green and runs to the toilet
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Pabs turns green and runs to the toilet
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Pabs is in the toilet and a wey hey ahoy,
He's redecorating the toilet and a wey hey ahoy
It's about smurfin time
I hope he colours it lime
And he comes out feeling fine! AHOY!
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:facepalm:
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:facepalm:
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:rofl: :rofl:
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mags, you have a.... a..... a way with words. :facepalm:
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Pabs turns green and runs to the toilet
Is that the same toilet as the dead guy ?
Where'd he come from / who's missing from the crew ?mags, you have a.... a..... a way with words. :facepalm:
He definitely missed his calling
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If I remember correctly they had some serious accidents during hard drive research and development - included accidents with fatalities.
Back then the discs were 14 inch, thin yet heavy, and spinning at quite the rpm. If these broke free they would spin around the room like a crazed flying knife...
I did not know that.
Nor did I, and I worked with the things for several years ! I thought the most dangerous things we handled were the huge decks of punched cards (it was the awkward long metal trays that could hurt you, not the paper cards).
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Eamoooooooooooo
E E E Mo
Medical Bill come for a stay in your town
Eamoooooooooooo
E E E Mo
Please don't push him in the water to drown
(Sing to the tune of the banana song)
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Miss Miss magentus Has been drinking alcohol again Miss :D
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:drink:
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Miss Miss magentus is falling over
again and he is throwing up Miss :rofl:
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All this Lego figurine talk made me go through my own old stuff...
Found my old astronaut!
He might be placed next to my Vic Astronaut...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/8c28a7cfba0ef146bd973519250a34ee.jpg)
Now to find him a spaceship...
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All this Lego figurine talk made me go through my own old stuff...
Found my old astronaut!
He might be placed next to my Vic Astronaut...
Now to find him a spaceship...
Nice one Mechanickal :like: :like: :tu:
What is his name :think:
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Good question...
Didn't bother to ask as a child...
Might ask him when he's back in.
He said a buddy from old times of his used to run an underground shipyard nearby.
He wanted to go and take a look if there was anything space worthy left in the scrapyard...
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Ok keep us posted Mechanickal :tu: :like:
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Suddenly I heard a buzzing sound...
And I also hear talk of "parsecs".
What??
So I open the door, and Buzz, the Astronaut comes flying in!
:ahhh
Seems like he found a working spacecraft...
He landed in the middle of the living room!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/50a9a4b409843d6c7d82954b76dbd355.jpg)
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:o
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OMG He's really hit the big time there!
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All this Lego figurine talk made me go through my own old stuff...
Found my old astronaut!
He might be placed next to my Vic Astronaut...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/8c28a7cfba0ef146bd973519250a34ee.jpg)
Now to find him a spaceship...
My LEGO-fu has failed, I cannot identify him. :ahhh
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Wow that’s excellent :like:
But have you asked him yet what his name is :think:
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Wow that’s excellent :like:
But have you asked him yet what his name is :think:
So I open the door, and Buzz, the Astronaut comes flying in!
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And Pabs, that's probably because he's older then you...
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I missed that one :facepalm:
Nice to see Buzz has got himself a
good looking spaceship to get him round :like: :like: :tu:
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:P
https://www.google.ie/search?q=buzz+the+astronaut+lego
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Anyway, nice to meet you, Buzz. :hatsoff:
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Wtf?!
What a fraud!
Buzz the first already found himself a favourite SAK...
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:like:
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:like:
+1 :like: :like:
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All this Lego figurine talk made me go through my own old stuff...
Found my old astronaut!
He might be placed next to my Vic Astronaut...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/8c28a7cfba0ef146bd973519250a34ee.jpg)
Now to find him a spaceship...
My LEGO-fu has failed, I cannot identify him. :ahhh
He's actually one half of Daft Punk.
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All this Lego figurine talk made me go through my own old stuff...
Found my old astronaut!
He might be placed next to my Vic Astronaut...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180815/8c28a7cfba0ef146bd973519250a34ee.jpg)
Now to find him a spaceship...
My LEGO-fu has failed, I cannot identify him. :ahhh
He's actually one half of Daft Punk.
So what is it, daft or punk? :D
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Now that is a daft thing to say...
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:facepalm:
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So yesterday brightened up considerably with the arrival of a couple new house guests - their mode of transport is unusual -
(https://i.imgur.com/5JZN27F.jpg)
Anyway, once I had opened their travel capsule using my trusty hiker out popped Bill and Ethan
(https://i.imgur.com/dy9hNsl.jpg)
Once they'd settled in and had a cuppa it was time to meet some of the crew who'll be guiding them through their stay here -
The 'ol meet and greet
(https://i.imgur.com/O1BVQPP.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Ppr8NKe.jpg)
On to inspecting some tools, Ethan has taken a shine to his new axe, perhaps there's a badge in it for him ?
(https://i.imgur.com/7UzNn84.jpg)
Finally the gang - Left to Right - Medical Bill, Master Chief, Ethan, Apollo, Flattop, Starbuck
(https://i.imgur.com/ym6BukY.jpg)
I'm expecting Bill to stay for about a week, I've a very busy weekend coming up with some road time and Bill is happy to come along, probably just him and the Chief.
So far I'm finding Bill to be much better company then Dolly and even though there is a lot of boat time planned I'm not expecting any of the shenanigans that Dolly got up to.
Later on I'm hoping they'll meet Rex although I haven't seen Rex in a while must go check my shed.
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Looks like a solid crew Eams :salute:
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Nice to see you have introduced them
to the rest of the gang they all seem to get on :like:
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Sweet! :salute:
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So yesterday brightened up considerably with the arrival of a couple new house guests - their mode of transport is unusual -
Spartan!!! :o :like:
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Sweet! :salute:
Dude! :hatsoff:
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So yesterday brightened up considerably with the arrival of a couple new house guests - their mode of transport is unusual -
Spartan!!! :o :like:
? :think:
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hiker
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I think he is referring to the Master Chief.
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So, yes we will get to the boats at some stage but before that here's a shot of Bill and the Chief riding the wave -
(https://i.imgur.com/ghBF4LW.jpg)
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and inspecting some wildlife
(https://i.imgur.com/t0yMbeu.jpg)
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I think he is referring to the Master Chief.
117 FTW! :like:
So, yes we will get to the boats at some stage but before that here's a shot of Bill and the Chief riding the wave -
(https://i.imgur.com/ghBF4LW.jpg)
- Master Chief, You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship!?...
- Sir, finishing this fight!
:ahhh :D :facepalm:
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I think he is referring to the Master Chief.
117 FTW! :like:
So, yes we will get to the boats at some stage but before that here's a shot of Bill and the Chief riding the wave -
(https://i.imgur.com/ghBF4LW.jpg)
- Master Chief, You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship!?...
- Sir, finishing this fight!
:ahhh :D :facepalm:
:facepalm: i have to admit the toys aren't mine, my eldest went through a serious Halo phase few years back, games, lego and i dunno what else :)
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:D
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You can tell Bill that he is aloud to let go of his suitcase :D
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Bill does always look very interested in all of the pics :tu:
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Some extra footage;
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Forgot about that :think:
Bill obviously didn’t break his leg or neck
As he is now with eamo having a great time :D :like:
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Some extra footage;
Awesome pic! Beautiful area.
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Some extra footage;
Awesome pic! Beautiful area.
Thanks, it’s called the Curragh and it’s pretty cool. :cheers:
Full of sheep and their accompanying poos though. :D
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Are they.... holding hands? :think:
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Are they.... holding hands? :think:
That's kind of sweet if they are. :like:
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No, it looks like they are, though they aren’t. Accident.
A happy accident though. :cheers:
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Quite a romantic setting if they were. :dd:
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Drinking wine...
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Do I smell the sweet scent of romance in the air?
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:facepalm:
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Definitely possible. Ethans nose was well out of joint with all the attention Bill was getting. . . .
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:rofl: :facepalm:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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What is Bill going to do today eamo :popcorn:
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What is Bill going to do today eamo :popcorn:
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What is Bill going to do today eamo :popcorn:
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That’s exactly what I have been
doing today absolutely nothing :facepalm:
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What is Bill going to do today eamo :popcorn:
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That’s exactly what I have been
doing today absolutely nothing :facepalm:
Miss! Wspeed hasn't been doing anything Miss! Oh. Never mind.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Is there still crack in Bill's arm??
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Quick update Bill has travelled 1/2 way across the island on a road trip pics to follow when I have time
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:popcorn:
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Nice! :like:
...did Ethan stay at home? :ahhh ;)
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Nice! :like:
...did Ethan stay at home? :ahhh ;)
Yes Master Chief and Bill only. Ethans gone to the blue oyster bar for the evening
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Nice! :like:
...did Ethan stay at home? :ahhh ;)
Yes Master Chief and Bill only. Ethans gone to the blue oyster bar for the evening
:D
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:rofl: :rofl:
Thanks google, I wouldn’t have gotten it otherwise. :ahhh
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:rofl: :rofl: like it :rofl: :rofl: :like:
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The lads done some exploring this evening
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One more
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:like: :tu:
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:like:
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:o :like:
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Medical Bill's World tour?!
I think somebody has something to say about it.....
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In fact two of them..........
Let the Chaos began............
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Uh-oh :ahhh
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“Oh, not again.” :facepalm: :ahhh
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This sounds promising :popcorn:
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Bearing 187, prepare to dive.
Depth 200ft, dive speed maximum.
Clear the deck!
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Mawhahahahahahaha!
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That's right! Dolly and Molle are at it again!
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Noooooooooooooooo
:ahhh :ahhh
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So couple more from bills adventures last night bit of a Scandinavian thing going on
Hopefully a bit more exploring later on today
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Bill is looking happy with the exploring :tu: :like:
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Oh and Ethan is AWOL . . . . so I've been told :ahhh
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WHAT :facepalm:
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Noooooooooooo :ahhh
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Maybe he's still at the Blue Oyster?
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:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Maybe he's still at the Blue Oyster?
Mechy you nailed it
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Dude you gotta take better care of your visitors! The blue oyster bar is a well known gateway bar. Before you know it Ethan will be found tied up in one of those leatherman bars you read about.
Nice pics though :like:
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Looks like we've got someone experienced among us...
:sa:
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:facepalm:
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And someone else feels called uppon...
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Looks like we've got someone experienced among us...
:sa:
Just a man of the world.
Anyway, tell me there aren't a ton of Leathermen on this forum. :pok:
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Dude you gotta take better care of your visitors! The blue oyster bar is a well known gateway bar. Before you know it Ethan will be found tied up in one of those leatherman bars you read about.
Nicd pics though :like:
You seem to know a lot about the blue oyster bar magentus :D
Is this where you are at the weekend when
you tell everyone you are on your submarine :think:
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Haha! :like:
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Dude you gotta take better care of your visitors! The blue oyster bar is a well known gateway bar. Before you know it Ethan will be found tied up in one of those leatherman bars you read about.
Nicd pics though :like:
You seem to know a lot about the blue oyster bar magentus :D
Is this where you are at the weekend when
you tell everyone you are on your submarine :think:
Miss! Wspeed is telling tales Miss! :ahhh
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Miss Miss I am getting a little bit
worried about magentus Miss :D
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Wspeed! For goodness sake! I'm trying to enjoy my summer holiday and all I keep hearing is 'Miss, Wspeed is telling Miss', 'Miss, Wspeed is looking at my pants Miss', 'Miss, Wspeed ate all the chalk and sicked up in the tortoise run Miss'.
Just sit down and draw another picture of that Justin Bieber concert you told us about in show and tell, where Justin got you up on stage and sang 'All I Want is You' and gave you a special balloon and some Belieber cake.
I don't want to hear another peep out of you until September when you have to resit the year . Again.
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But but Miss that was magentus telling not me Miss
And I have already finished my Justin Bieber drawing
And my colouring pens have runout :D
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And my mum is not here at the
moment to steal me some more :(
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:rofl:
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It’s not funny magentus how would
you like it if your mum was in prison ??? >:(
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On the bright side, Medical Bill could stop in and visit her. :angel:
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On the bright side, Medical Bill could stop in and visit her. :angel:
That Would be a adventure for Bill :D
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Would she like Bill to smuggle in some snout, or a file in a cake? Does she need any beaks leaned on?
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Oh, and I've got some brand new and unused crayons that Darren Mattingly got me from his crayon contact. Don't ask me where he got them from and they're yours for a pack of pickled onion Monster Munch and a Bazooka Joe.
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Would she like Bill to smuggle in some snout, or a file in a cake? Does she need any beaks leaned on?
No that’s all good my Nan has
already smuggled some bits to my mum :tu:
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Oh, and I've got some brand new and unused crayons that Darren Mattingly got me from his crayon contact. Don't ask me where he got them from and they're yours for a pack of pickled onion Monster Munch and a Bazooka Joe.
Monster Munch and a wagon wheel and you have a deal :D
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Deal! No takebacks. :cheers:
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Ok but no crying to Miss later when you ate everything :D
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But I feel sick now. Miss!
runs to tortoise enclosure
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Miss Miss magentus is puking in the tortoise enclosure Miss
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That’s nasty :ahhh
He is covered in sick :facepalm:
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Ahhh don’t like your lips magentus :ahhh :ahhh
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That’s nasty :ahhh
He is covered in sick :facepalm:
His shell is covered in sick. I'll just dip him in the water tray to clean him off.
No! He's sunk to the bottom! Douglaaaaaaaaaaaaas! Noooooooooo :ahhh
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That’s nasty :ahhh
He is covered in sick :facepalm:
His shell is covered in sick. I'll just dip him in the water tray to clean him off.
No! He's sunk to the bottom! Douglaaaaaaaaaaaaas! Noooooooooo :ahhh
That’s Douglas :rofl: :rofl:
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Omfg you guys are a bunch of crazy hoppers :facepalm:
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:rofl:
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:rofl:
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:b2t: has Ethan come back yet :think:
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:b2t: has Ethan come back yet :think:
I believe so however I am currently the other side of the island so I haven't seen him since yesterday
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:b2t: has Ethan come back yet :think:
I believe so however I am currently the other side of the island so I haven't seen him since yesterday
As long as he is safe :tu:
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:b2t: has Ethan come back yet :think:
I believe so however I am currently the other side of the island so I haven't seen him since yesterday
Craggy Island?
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Dolly seems to remember that.
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She is not happy.....
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Dolly seems to remember that.
:rofl: Watch out Eams!
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:popcorn: exiting :D
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I'm more interested in your satisfaction with Black and Decker tools
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I'm more interested in your satisfaction with Black and Decker tools
Lol! Right! They are some tools I got on the cheap at time and I am not worried about smurfing them up. I would like to get some new Dewalts at sometime. But these will work until then.
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If it helps, I got some pretty sweet tools also. Like this gas powered saw.
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since you hang out with Zed, you probably edc that chainsaw
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Ignoring the viewed threats from Dolly . . . For now
Bigger fish to fry :D
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Where in Ireland are you at, Eamo?
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Bill has a thirst
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Where in Ireland are you at, Eamo?
Port Lairge
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Bills gonna have a sore head in the morning :ahhh
That lager looks lager than life :facepalm:
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Now that was just terrible :facepalm:
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Miss! Wspeed is stifling my creativity Miss!
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Quiet magentus or you will wake Miss up :whistle:
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:facepalm:
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:rofl:
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Quiet magentus or you will wake Miss up :whistle:
Who's that whistling? Oh. Wspeed, Why are you whistling at quarter past eleven at night? :twak: You just woke me up and I was having a lovely dream. Go to sleep!
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Sorry Miss yes Miss :cry:
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See you always get me in trouble with Miss
Thanks again magentus >:( :twak:
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See you always get me in trouble with Miss
Thanks again magentus >:( :twak:
I didn't do nothing.
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Miss! Miss!
Mags and Wspeed are up past their bedtimes!
Miss! Miss!
Mags and Wspeed are bickering past 'lights out'!
Miss! Miss!
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Shut up Nix or do you want another wedgie :twak: :D
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:ahhh
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:D
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*yawns*
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Zzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzz zzzzzzz see Miss, I'm asleep zzzzzzz zzzz zzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzz zzzz zzzzz
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You are such a goodie two shoes magentus :D
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It’s tomorrow already. :ahhh
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See you always get me in trouble with Miss
Thanks again magentus >:( :twak:
I didn't do nothing.
Double negative. So you did do something. :pok:
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See you always get me in trouble with Miss
Thanks again magentus >:( :twak:
I didn't do nothing.
Double negative. So you did do something. :pok:
I never didn't not do nothing. No. Never.
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Miss... somebody's torched your car*...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/KyBX4EpP6upCo/giphy.gif)
...Anyyyyyyyyway, how's Bill doing today and where's he off to next?
* it was me.
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Bill woke up sans a hangover as did I. Heading home this evening hopefully have a few more pics of him today.
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Oh and Fuzzy have you any idea the environmental impact of torching a car ?
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Meh, swings and roundabouts Eamo... swings and roundabouts...
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:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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:rofl: :rofl:
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Has Bill got over his hangover yet :think: :popcorn:
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Has Bill got over his hangover yet :think: :popcorn:
Eamo said Bill woke up sans a hangover which is posh for saying 'without' ::) Way to exlude people Eamo :pok: Pontificate on that while mastigating your Fortnum and Mason hamper and sipping on Chardonnay brought to you by the help (Bill).
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Thanks magentus for explaining that to me :facepalm: :rofl:
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So if Bill is fine where is he :dunno:
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Thanks magentus for explaining that to me :facepalm: :rofl:
:hatsoff:
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Thanks magentus for explaining that to me :facepalm: :rofl:
:hatsoff:
That’s why you have A+ for English :D
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My mum has been teaching me a different kind of English :D
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So if Bill is fine where is he :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
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So if Bill is fine where is he :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
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So if Bill is fine where is he :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Don't encourage him - the ruling classes need a bit of putting back in their place - I may recruit your mum when she gets out.
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So if Bill is fine where is he :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Don't encourage him - the ruling classes need a bit of putting back in their place - I may recruit your mum when she gets out.
I will let my mum know on her next visiting day :D
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So if Bill is fine where is he :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Don't encourage him - the ruling classes need a bit of putting back in their place - I may recruit your mum when she gets out.
I will let my mum know on her next visiting day :D
Brilliant - tell her there's a couple of packs of snout in it for her.
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So if Bill is fine where is he :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Don't encourage him - the ruling classes need a bit of putting back in their place - I may recruit your mum when she gets out.
I will let my mum know on her next visiting day :D
Brilliant - tell her there's a couple of packs of snout in it for her.
Thanks magentus :cheers:
You know my mum to well :facepalm:
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Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
:facepalm:
He has all the medical skills you'd expect from a Lego minifig. I'll leave that with you.
So yeah today was off and doing a bit of work around the place - smurf does happen but fortunately I had a medic on hand
Bill checking scene safety and assessing the situation
(https://i.imgur.com/4O5p6OQ.jpg)
As the Chief and Ethan look on Bill organises his medical supplies
(https://i.imgur.com/1SShDHk.jpg)
Finally Bill treats the injury
(https://i.imgur.com/iRBbbIM.jpg)
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:salute:
May the injury disappear quickly and not hurt.
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A few more shots from the weekend -
(https://i.imgur.com/mcBRT6R.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/lIOSGix.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/MlTomh8.jpg)
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Suck when you spring a leak. Good thing you had a medic on hand.
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Cool pics!
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Damn handy thing, to have a medic on hand. :iagree:
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So if Bill is fine where is he :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Don't encourage him - the ruling classes need a bit of putting back in their place - I may recruit your mum when she gets out.
I will let my mum know on her next visiting day :D
Brilliant - tell her there's a couple of packs of snout in it for her.
Thanks magentus :cheers:
You know my mum too well :facepalm:
He's your Dad. He told me not to tell you Speedy, but ah... he's your Dad.
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Brahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Lucky Bill is a Medic :tu:
It’s just a shame that he couldn’t fix his own arm :facepalm:
He is looking happy checking out that old church :D
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Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
:facepalm:
He has all the medical skills you'd expect from a Lego minifig. I'll leave that with you.
So yeah today was off and doing a bit of work around the place - smurf does happen but fortunately I had a medic on hand
Bill checking scene safety and assessing the situation
(https://i.imgur.com/4O5p6OQ.jpg)
As the Chief and Ethan look on Bill organises his medical supplies
(https://i.imgur.com/1SShDHk.jpg)
Finally Bill treats the injury
(https://i.imgur.com/iRBbbIM.jpg)
Well done that small green lego man! :salute:
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So if Bill is fine where is he :dunno:
Probably serving Eamo his Lap soo shong or vintage Chardonnay with premium pork pie and artisnal sun blushed apple sauce
I definitely need to see pics of that :popcorn:
Don't encourage him - the ruling classes need a bit of putting back in their place - I may recruit your mum when she gets out.
I will let my mum know on her next visiting day :D
Brilliant - tell her there's a couple of packs of snout in it for her.
Thanks magentus :cheers:
You know my mum too well :facepalm:
He's your Dad. He told me not to tell you Speedy, but ah... he's your Dad.
I am more thinking if he has had a relationship with my mum :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Cool pics!
thanks Nate, crappy cellphone pics but tis just a bit of craic :2tu:
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Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
:facepalm:
He has all the medical skills you'd expect from a Lego minifig. I'll leave that with you.
So yeah today was off and doing a bit of work around the place - smurf does happen but fortunately I had a medic on hand
Bill checking scene safety and assessing the situation
(https://i.imgur.com/4O5p6OQ.jpg)
As the Chief and Ethan look on Bill organises his medical supplies
(https://i.imgur.com/1SShDHk.jpg)
Finally Bill treats the injury
(https://i.imgur.com/iRBbbIM.jpg)
Well done that small green lego man! :salute:
Actually Eamo, you do realise he's just packed your wound with crack cocaine? You may experience some side effects...
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:rofl: :like:
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Can he swim ? I'm assuming a RIB trip is out of the question ?
What about kayaking?
Does he have usable medical skills? I'm planning a trip and could do with a real medic
:facepalm:
He has all the medical skills you'd expect from a Lego minifig. I'll leave that with you.
So yeah today was off and doing a bit of work around the place - smurf does happen but fortunately I had a medic on hand
Bill checking scene safety and assessing the situation
(https://i.imgur.com/4O5p6OQ.jpg)
As the Chief and Ethan look on Bill organises his medical supplies
(https://i.imgur.com/1SShDHk.jpg)
Finally Bill treats the injury
(https://i.imgur.com/iRBbbIM.jpg)
Well done that small green lego man! :salute:
Actually Eamo, you do realise he's just packed your wound with crack cocaine? You may experience some side effects...
(http://www.allsmileys.com/files/smiley-central-emotions/5152.gif)
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:rofl:
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+1 :rofl: :rofl:
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I forgot to warn you.... :facepalm:
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I forgot to warn you.... :facepalm:
:twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:
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You may feel the urge to emulate Madonna in a bit...
https://youtu.be/x3ov9USxVxY
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You may feel the urge to emulate Madonna in a bit...
https://youtu.be/x3ov9USxVxY
Oh bloody hell! You better get to a hospital or a rehab facility pronto.
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Anyway, was the trip with Bill good craic? :tu:
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Anyway, was the trip with Bill good craic? :tu:
It was a good trip a mix of business and sightseeing :tu:
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Anyway, was the trip with Bill good craic? :tu:
It was a good trip a mix of business and sightseeing :tu:
Yay. :cheers:
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Anyway, was the trip with Bill good craic? :tu:
It was a good trip a mix of business and sightseeing :tu:
I bet he enjoyed the sightseeing eamo :tu: :like:
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nice pics
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Just the second stop and already adventurers like this! Thinking what we should do when he gets here..
Where is the next stop?
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Next stop should be Geneva, Switzerland if I'm not mistaken. :D
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:popcorn:
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:like:
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Eamo, make sure that Ethan and Bill are in the parcel before you send it. :pok: :angel:
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:popcorn: :D
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And choose air mail, just to make sure they don't go on a boat.
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Quick update. Working over the next few days then will have the weekend with Bill and the gang then he will continue his travels
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:popcorn:
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Eamo is a master in ignoring sound advice...
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Yup
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:rofl: :facepalm:
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:rofl: :rofl:
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::)
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Eamo is a master in ignoring sound advice...
Also image advice and smell advice...
:whistle:
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Eamo is a master in ignoring sound advice...
Also image advice and smell advice...
:whistle:
What about taste advice and touch advice? Or is it tasty advice and touchy advice?
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It’s gone very quiet here :popcorn:
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Sssssshht!
We're debating the behaviour of eamo.
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oh sorry
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Barring any last minute mishaps I feel a round of applause is in order. Eamo has worked hard to welcome Bill and Ethan into his
lair home. The listening device we attached to Bills suitcase look on Bills face says it all.
Thanks Eamo :tu:
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Can’t be easy keeping Bill busy :D
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Can’t be easy keeping Bill busy :D
No, He's a notorious idler. The only way to get him out of bed is to set fire to it. Even then he smoulders a bit first before getting up.
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Ha ha! :imws:
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how much is he allowed to drink?
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0.1 standard drinks I think.
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Should be a Yoda world tour!
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A world Yoda tour Should be!
FTFY :salute:
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Ha ha! :iagree:
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Can’t be easy keeping Bill busy :D
No, He's a notorious idler. The only way to get him out of bed is to set fire to it. Even then he smoulders a bit first before getting up.
He'd better sort himself out by the time he gets to the farm, he's got a hell of a lot of dung to shift!
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/F7752C3B30514A9CB5BD.jpeg)
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That will keep him busy :rofl: :like:
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(https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/WOW_e22c2.gif)
That's a nice lookin' midden. :tu:
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(https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/WOW_e22c2.gif)
That's a nice lookin' midden. :tu:
read that as maiden and thought "wait the sacrifices started already??"
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(https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/WOW_e22c2.gif)
That's a nice lookin' midden. :tu:
It is, but it's in the wrong place - it needs shifting to the other side of the field.
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... of course I'll supply him with the appropriate means to do the job, I'm not a complete monster! I've got him a shovel.
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/CFAE7D801FDB4F2B9EB1.jpeg)
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... of course I'll supply him with the appropriate means to do the job, I'm not a complete monster! I've got him a shovel.
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/CFAE7D801FDB4F2B9EB1.jpeg)
:rofl:
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Good job Fuzzy
Ok who is next on the list ? Could they pm me details please?
The plan for the weekend is probably some kayaking and other outdoor activities such as having a beer or two.
Probably have a wrap up party mon or Tues and travel wed or Thurs depending on how busy i am.
The chief has expressed an interest in joining Bill but Ethan doesn't seem impressed so we'll see how that works out
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Loving the shovel Fuzzy :like: :tu:
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one from the weekend -
(https://i.imgur.com/s3y1Ojj.jpg)
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Did Bill enjoy being on the water :tu:
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Yeah he had a whale of a time
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Yeah he had a whale of a time
:rofl: :rofl: good one eamo :rofl: :like:
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I think he said that on porpoise. ::)
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I think he said that on porpoise. ::)
There's no otter reason for that...
:whistle:
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Having a maritime here fishing around for sea puns.
That boat Bill is on looks likes it drives on top of the sea. Is it faulty?
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No, Bill's bouyant mood is keeping everything above board.
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I thought that was fishy too...
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Mags, I heard your boat is a bit of a dive. :pok:
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Yeah he had a whale of a time
Did the endolphins kick in?
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Bill could come visit me here in Finland
Only Tools Matters
I'll add your name to the list - feel free to mess with the list peeps - Bill doesn't mind which order he see's you all in.
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. )
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - New Zealand - zoidberg
011 - USA (Montana) - Nix
012 - USA (Texas) Douglas
013 - Canada - Greg Jones
014 - Finland - Antti Lammi
this is the last list I can find - I assume Fuzzy is next ?
Can I suggest that the list be rearranged in a geographical list so as to reduce Bill carbon footprint ? No point him crisscrossing the world a few times ?
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Bill could come visit me here in Finland
Only Tools Matters
I'll add your name to the list - feel free to mess with the list peeps - Bill doesn't mind which order he see's you all in.
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. )
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
004 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Croatia - styx
007 - Norway - Vidar
008 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (after august 22nd, or if he wishes he can visit me in Hawaii if he's absolutely certain he will arrive there in time, we're leaving there august the 20th).
009 - Netherlands - Ron Who
010 - New Zealand - zoidberg
011 - USA (Montana) - Nix
012 - USA (Texas) Douglas
013 - Canada - Greg Jones
014 - Finland - Antti Lammi
this is the last list I can find - I assume Fuzzy is next ?
Can I suggest that the list be rearranged in a geographical list so as to reduce Bill carbon footprint ? No point him crisscrossing the world a few times ?
Sounds good for me and maybe put the new list in one of the top posts so it is easy to find?
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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So what’s the sequence? Europe-North America-Oceania-Europe?
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Eamo, sounds like a grand idea. Let's put you in charge of reordering the list in a sensible manner. I fear that too many oarsmen on the port side will lead to a wonky course and Bill's adventures being scuppered.
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Eamo, sounds like a grand idea. Let's put you in charge of reordering the list in a sensible manner. I fear that too many oarsmen on the port side will lead to a wonky course and Bill's adventures being scuppered.
:twak:
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Have I missed anyone ?
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
004 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (away in August ??)
005 - Netherlands - Ron Who
006 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
007 - Croatia - styx
008 - Finland - Antti Lammi
009 - Sweden - kottskrapa
010 - Norway - Vidar
011 - New Zealand - zoidberg
012 - USA (Montana) - Nix
013 - USA (Texas) Douglas
014 - Canada - Greg Jones
Would make sense (carbon wise) to stick to the northern hemisphere then head south for the summer ?
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Looks good!
What does Bill think?
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Looks good!
What does Bill think?
he's off somewhere exploring with the Chief and Ethan
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Blue oyster again?
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Not again you will be on your
own for days until they get back :D
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Ah well, extra salsa classes!
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"West is best" - jet lag isn't as bad traveling West rather than East.
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Good news Bill has received travel instructions for Geneva
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:popcorn:
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Has he remembered his luggage?
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Has he remembered his luggage?
Oh it'll be a day or two before he's ready.
Big party planeed think they're all taking Mags to the oyster
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Has he remembered his luggage?
Oh it'll be a day or two before he's ready.
Big party planeed think they're all taking Mags to the oyster
Coming out party? :D You go Bill!
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8)
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Has he remembered his luggage?
Oh it'll be a day or two before he's ready.
Big party planeed think they're all taking Mags to the oyster
Taking me to the Oyster? Is there something I don't know? Am I fabulous?
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We’re all going to this party for mags! :woohoo:
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I've been sitting here for 2 days in a row already...
Salsamaster now though!
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Has he remembered his luggage?
Oh it'll be a day or two before he's ready.
Big party planeed think they're all taking Mags to the oyster
Taking me to the Oyster? Is there something I don't know? Am I fabulous?
Better than that!
8) 8)
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You're a pearl!
:D :D
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Everything seems in order.........
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Nessie!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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:facepalm:
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Nessie!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Or, a periscope disguised as Nessie to fool poor gullible Eamo.
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Fooled me.
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Fooled me.
:imws:
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Fooled me.
:woohoo: Nobody disses Das Boot and gets away with it! :woohoo:
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:rofl:
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Fooled me.
:woohoo: Nobody disses Das Boot and gets away with it! :woohoo:
Are you pretending again magentus :rofl: :facepalm:
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Huh and I thought it was princess Golden Sparkles
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Huh and I thought it was princess Golden Sparkles
??? :o
Mags has some explaining to do.....
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Fooled me.
:woohoo: Nobody disses Das Boot and gets away with it! :woohoo:
Are you pretending again magentus :rofl: :facepalm:
With as many powerful enemies as I have, pretence is key to my continued survival Wspeed. That and expert concealment and ancient martial arts and weapon skillz. And a U Boat. And Princess Golden Sparkles. And amazing breath holding skillz.
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Fooled me.
:woohoo: Nobody disses Das Boot and gets away with it! :woohoo:
Are you pretending again magentus :rofl: :facepalm:
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JovialPlumpArgentineruddyduck-size_restricted.gif)
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:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Nessie!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Or, a periscope disguised as Nessie to fool poor gullible Eamo.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Have I missed anyone ?
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
004 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983 (away in August ??)
005 - Netherlands - Ron Who
006 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
007 - Croatia - styx
008 - Finland - Antti Lammi
009 - Sweden - kottskrapa
010 - Norway - Vidar
011 - New Zealand - zoidberg
012 - USA (Montana) - Nix
013 - USA (Texas) Douglas
014 - Canada - Greg Jones
Would make sense (carbon wise) to stick to the northern hemisphere then head south for the summer ?
:dunno: :dunno:
Carbon wise wouldn't it make sense while in North America if Bill went Way North (Canada) to South (Texas) or South (Texas) to Way North (Canada), not North (Montana), South (Texas), then Way North (Canada)? :dunno: :dunno:
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If coming from NZ then maybe Texas - Montana - Canada would be best?
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Ahhh....but West to East it would be New Zealand - Montana - Texas - Nova Scotia......think time zones and jet lag.
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Norway and New Zealand are pretty much on opposite sides of the globe; all and anyone is closer than Zoidberg. That said, not sure if it makes much of a practical difference. He will be jet lagged for sure though :)
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Well, maybe he should give up the Xanax and try a little Melatonin to help reset his bio-clock...or something.....
Speaking of being jet-lagged and tired, is Bill a coffee or tea man? Please don't tell me he's one of those "diet-coke-in-the-morning" blokes. :facepalm:
Every naval vessel I've been on ran on coffee. SECRET: there are no nuclear powered vessels in the Navy, they awl run on coffee.
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SECRET: there are no nuclear powered vessels in the Navy, they awl run on coffee.
Very bio-fuelistic of them!
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Only do coffee at my place :tu:
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Being a thoroughly English U Boat we run on English Tea (made in India :think:) Bill usually gets through 15 - 20 cups a shift, nice and strong with a touch of milk and 9 sugars.
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It better be earl’s grey tea than :D
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That's a bit of a relief.
I've got no Diet Coke here, but plenty of good Candian Tea.
Nine sugars seems a bit excessive, though. Has Bill ever been seen by a dentist?
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That's a bit of a relief.
I've got no Diet Coke here, but plenty of good Candian Tea.
Nine sugars seems a bit excessive, though. Has Bill ever been seen by a dentist?
He's been seen by our resident dentist/carpenter/masseuse/brickie/documentary maker/origami expert/radio operator Frank 'Pavlova' Simpkins. He was under strict instructions to reduce his sugar intake to 7. Frank knows his stuff.
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Good to know that his teeth have been looked at :tu:
You wouldn’t want to have to take Bill to the dentist
That would cost a absolute fortune :ahhh
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I'm impressed. It seems living standards on the U-boat are better than I had realized. And that Frank,....wow.
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So where is Bill now?
Only Tools Matters
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Either on the slow boat to China ( :ahhh )
Or enroute to Switzerland. :think:
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:popcorn:
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Either on the slow boat to China ( :ahhh )
Or enroute to Switzerland. :think:
Neither travelling next week after the partt
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Bill held a training session teaching a bit of medical stuff
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later on the gang checked out a boat that was salvaged from a lake a while back
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Good men! :salute:
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The chief has expressed an interest in joining the trip, Ethan does not appear too happy with that idea, he's taken off again, i suspect another visit to the oyster
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Nice to see they are interested with what Bill is teaching :tu:
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You have to make some space in the tin if they are all going on the next leg. :think:
Or get a bigger tin. :pok: :like:
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The red cross on Bills suitcase is a nice touch. :like:
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You have to make some space in the tin if they are all going on the next leg. :think:
Or get a bigger tin. :pok: :like:
The tin was specially chosen for the cheaper postage. Haven't any of the gifts been removed from it yet?
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You have to make some space in the tin if they are all going on the next leg. :think:
Or get a bigger tin. :pok: :like:
The tin was specially chosen for the cheaper postage. Haven't any of the gifts been removed from it yet?
Umm.... no. :whistle:
I felt that other people would appreciate them even more than me and I managed to fit Ethan in anyway. :tu:
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Since this is Medical Bills tour, you can remove Ethan if he is too much of a waste of space. ;) :tu:
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Since this is Medical Bills tour, you can remove Ethan if he is too much of a waste of space. ;) :tu:
Everyone/everything fits . . . . Barely
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Since this is Medical Bills tour, you can remove Ethan if he is too much of a waste of space. ;) :tu:
Everyone/everything fits . . . . Barely
I do hope that they are not overly crushed. :dwts:
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If this continues, mag is gonna get crate when bill returns instead small tin box
Only Tools Matters
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more likely a shipping container :D
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Don't forget to add the crack!
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more likely a shipping container :D
Haha, id love to see how much that would cost to send.
Only Tools Matters
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more likely a shipping container :D
Haha, id love to see how much that would cost to send.
Only Tools Matters
Shipping a 40ft container across half the world should be about USD 2500
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If you shipped it all the way instead of half way would it end up where it started from? :think:
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more likely a shipping container :D
Haha, id love to see how much that would cost to send.
Only Tools Matters
Shipping a 40ft container across half the world should be about USD 2500
Sending it that way that mag receives bill, that would be just mean :rofl:
Only Tools Matters
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>:D
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:rofl: :like:
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:rofl: :rofl: :tu:
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"Here's Bill... and here's the bill..."
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:rofl: like it :rofl:
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This is me: :ahhh
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:D
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well i'm getting worried
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I hope Bill is ok with being posted :think:
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I hope Bill is ok with being posted :think:
Well, soldiers are supposed to know what they're in for when they sign up. :think: They know that they will be posted to someplace or other for various duties.
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I hope Bill is ok with being posted :think:
Well, soldiers are supposed to know what they're in for when they sign up. :think: They know that they will be posted to someplace or other for various duties.
That’s true but being posted in a small box
can’t be very good for any soldier they are
normally posted in a box for different reasons :whistle:
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With a flag on top?
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The poor chaps who carry the box struggle to not drop it, 'cause its heavy.
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With a flag on top?
That’s the one :tu:
The poor chaps who carry the box struggle to not drop it, 'cause its heavy.
I couldn’t do it :hatsoff: to them :salute:
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I hope Bill is ok with being posted :think:
How do you suggest they travel ?
I've never been to Switzerland (yet) so if someone wants to pay for tickets I'll personally chaperone them
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The poor chaps who carry the box struggle to not drop it, 'cause its heavy.
I couldn’t do it :hatsoff: to them :salute:
Me neither. :salute:
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I hope Bill is ok with being posted :think:
How do you suggest they travel ?
I've never been to Switzerland (yet) so if someone wants to pay for tickets I'll personally chaperone them
Just send the bill to magentus :tu: :D
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I am sure he only wants the best for Bill :D
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Yep - I'll foot the bill (the Medical Bill). My address is:
Magentus Fandango
U Boat
C/O Darren Mattingly
58 Marple Boulevard
Pidgeontonville
West Bramleys
WB54 7EX
UK
Failing that:
Wspeed
Detention room
C/O Miss
Pidgeontonville lower school for wayward pupils
Gimley Drive
Pidgeontonville
West Bramleys
WB54 7EX
UK
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Yep - I'll foot the bill (the Medical Bill). My address is:
Magentus Fandango
U Boat
C/O Darren Mattingly
58 Marple Boulevard
Pidgeontonville
West Bramleys
WB54 7EX
UK
Failing that:
Wspeed
Detention room
C/O Miss
Pidgeontonville lower school for wayward pupils
Gimley Drive
Pidgeontonville
West Bramleys
WB54 7EX
UK
I am not there anymore
I have been moved to the probation centre :D
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I am with the bigger boys now :D
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:salute: Oops,
New address:
Wspeed
Cell Block H
C/O Chief Warden Darren Mattingly's Dad
Pidgeontonville Probation Centre for Very Naughty Rascals
Gimley Drive
Pidgeontonville
West Bramleys
WB54 7EX
UK
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Thanks magentus :cheers:
That is the correct address :tu: :like:
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While you've been in there I'm afraid to report that Helen Murgatroyds Sumo Posse beat your Kung Fu Rascals in a huge fight outside Mr Lallys. We tried our best to help out by doing Super Karate jumps to cross the road, but then our mums called us in for tea and by the time we finished it was all over.
Helen has given all the Rascals a chinese burn and disbanded the gang. I think we're next on her list :ahhh We're furiously practising Super Kicks, and Mega Chops. Wish us luck!
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No way :rant:
Thanks for trying to help the Rascals magentus :tu: :like:
That’s much appreciated if there is anything I can do to help
Please let me know :cheers:
I still can’t believe that she waited for me to be sent of first
Maybe when the Rascals are in better condition
We could join together to get Helen and her posse
I know we normally don’t do that
But I think we need to for this one :tu:
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The Rascals and the Karate Tough Boys together eh? That would be two types of fighting styles versus Sumo. Hmmm, it's so crazy it might just work.
Also it would extend our reach what with your gang living on the opposite side of the busy road.
How about a temporary truce until we defeat Helen Murgatroyd then? Shake on it, no backsies. Make friends make friends never never break friends.
We'll have a joint gang meeting to try and discover Helens weak point. Her R Kelly's Heel as they say.
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:iagree: ok lets meet at the swings in the small park
As I am not aloud to the big park as I am still on probation :tu:
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:iagree: ok lets meet at the swings in the small park
As I am not aloud to the big park as I am still on probation :tu:
:tu: After tea? I'm having burger and chips and pizza and chips - what are you having? Do you have to have special food on probation?
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:iagree: ok lets meet at the swings in the small park
As I am not aloud to the big park as I am still on probation :tu:
:tu: After tea? I'm having burger and chips and pizza and chips - what are you having? Do you have to have special food on probation?
No it’s better than home food :D
Not bad at all :drool:
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I've spoken to Ken Do's Kendo Kamikaze Kretins - they're willing to join up with us if you apologise to him for laughing when he was choking on Monster Munch outside Mr Lally's last week and give back his Stretch Armstrong.
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You guys seem to eat a lot of Monster Munch.
Bill is still fine with porridge, right?
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(https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.zqB_IzAuwNss8WhN_CljrwHaHa&w=196&h=196&c=7&o=5&dpr=2&pid=1.7)
Seems to verge on cannibalism for Bill.
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Monster Munch is a well known Muscle stimulant for world class martial artists Nix.
Bill is fine with porridge - just don't let him have too many hundreds and thousands with it. Maybe 30 - 40 hundreds and thousands.
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I had no idea. :-[
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I've spoken to Ken Do's Kendo Kamikaze Kretins - they're willing to join up with us if you apologise to him for laughing when he was choking on Monster Munch outside Mr Lally's last week and give back his Stretch Armstrong.
I think for what needs to be done
I am willing to apologise for laughing
And I will give him his Stretch Armstrong back :tu:
We need this to work
So I think we need to practice together
To be able to get Helen and her posse
Their posse is just out of control
And needs to be put back in line >:D
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Wait a second... a girl beat you guys up, and now you’re planning to gang up on her in the playground? :rofl:
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Wait a second... a girl beat you guys up, and now you’re planning to gang up on her in the playground? :rofl:
You haven’t seen her :pok:
We will talk again when you
have seen what she looks like :D
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Wait a second... a girl beat you guys up, and now you’re planning to gang up on her in the playground? :rofl:
It was a whole posse of Sumo girls Pabs :twak:
Wspeed we need to think of a new gang name that combines the deadliness and expertise of karate with the fluffy cotton wool of Kung Fu.
Marple Boulevard Expert Ninja Fighting Squad?
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Combat Kestrels of War?
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Rampaging Roadside Kickers?
Or RRaK’ers for short.
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Hi Mags, Wspeed, who´s going to be the commander of your Myss Marple Ninja Army?
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Hi Mags, Wspeed, who´s going to be the commander of your Myss Marple Ninja Army?
We will have to discuss that tomorrow
When we are meeting by the swings :tu:
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Combat Kestrels of War?
I think we need something that rolls of the tongue easily
And not a long name as I have
problems with having to say long words :tu:
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I suggest supercalifragilisticexpialodocious.
(I’m pretty sure that I spelt that wrong. :facepalm: )
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:poh:
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According to the google it is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. :think:
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I believe you Pabs :tu:
But what does it mean :think:
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Whatever you want it to mean!
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???
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Fine, it means that Helen has cooties.
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:rofl: good one Pabs :rofl: :like:
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I'm willing to bet that Bill is quite relieved 1) not to get caught up in awl this fighting, and 2) not to have to tend to awl the impending injuries.
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Combat Kestrels of War?
I think we need something that rolls of the tongue easily
And not a long name as I have
problems with having to say long words :tu:
What about Fight Team Mega Squad Plus?
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Strike Squad Ninja Delta?
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/db/4b/dfdb4b2db57b7f9a9c0d5fd202dd6546.gif)
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The Marple Boulevard Combined Karate and Kung Fu Disco Monkeys?
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Could we look at something a bit more........simple.... :dunno:
Marple Swing Boys?
Playground Punchers?
Mixed up Martial Artists O' Marple?
I like the last because that little hint of Irish makes you sound tougher. You could sew some shamrocks onto your outfits to look even tougher. :D
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Irish here, can confirm the leprechauns are feckin’ toughies.
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I know!
You guys will now be known as "The Mall Ninjas"
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:mn:
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There are some good ones :like: :tu:
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How about The Naughty Cougars? Short and sharp - easy to remember and would look great on a t-shirt or denim jacket back patch.
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Our mums told us to not talk about “cougars”, whatever that means, since that lady with a daughter named Stacy moved into our neighbourhood....
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Bramleys Finest :D
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Moving swiftly on from Mags and Speedys gang warfare . . .
the lads went on a field trip, damn near ended in disaster
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and over the weekend they had their going away party
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much fun was had. The lads are now en-route to Switzerland
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Ireland is a lot more dangerous a place than I imagined :ahhh
Party looks very...................................male. Unless there are some females under the Spartan hats?
Great visit Eamo :salute: Bill looks to have had a lot of fun and he hasn't pressed his panic alarm once so that's a bonus.
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Party looks very...................................male. Unless there are some females under the Spartan hats?
yeah Starbuck is in there somewhere . . .
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Party looks very...................................male. Unless there are some females under the Spartan hats?
yeah Starbuck is in there somewhere . . .
:woohoo:
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The party was probably in the Blue Oyster.
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The party was probably in the Blue Oyster.
That’s what I was thinking :rofl: :D
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Nah if it was sure mags would have been there
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Yup, I'd have dolled myself up for that.
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We would need to see a pic of that magentus :pok:
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You wouldn't thank me for it Wspeed. Let's just leave it to the imagination (fat Harry Potter). I scrub up quite well.
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:rofl: ok I believe you :rofl: :D
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Superb pictures, Eamo! :like:
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You wouldn't thank me for it Wspeed. Let's just leave it to the imagination (fat Harry Potter). I scrub up quite well.
:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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How is Bill doing :think:
Anyone heard anything :tu:
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:popcorn:
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Sorry been busy with work. Bill and his entourage left early this week I'd imagine it'll be next week before he shows up in Switzerland
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Thanks eamo I can stop worrying now :tu: :like:
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Well well... Look who arrived on one of the last nice and warm days of the summer in good old Geneva :D
They went straight to a few touristic places...
Unfortunately there was nobody to greet them (because all my Lego burned in an attic fire last spring... I'm still mourning... :/ ). But this is a very international city so maybe they'll meet someone nice!
First stop was of course the UN. Extremely boring if you ask me but everybody wants to see this place for some reason when they come here.
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After that they followed a group of tourists down to the lake and the "big" parks on the right bank of the Léman. Weather was quite good and they regretted not being able to take a swim like some of the locals were doing. Still enjoyed the sun though. Chief kinda did too even though he seemed to only want to look cool.
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Finally they wanted to see the Jet-d'Eau from up close. Bill, feeling right in his element with all the water around wanted to bring it back with him... Or at least pretend to.
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After getting home I think they were a bit tired of their journey because there was a small incident involving the theft of a helmet and a certain someone being a bit too serious about it.
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Nice shots!
I presume Bill got his helmet back.....
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Wow, many shenanigans! :ahhh and wonderful places. :drool:
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Looks like excellent fun! Glad Chief Is around to 'keep the peace'.
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Looks like excellent fun! Glad Chief Is around to 'keep the peace'.
‘Keep the peace’? :P
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Nice to see Bill again :tu: :like:
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excellent shots!! :like:
and Chief...he always looks cool 8) :multi:
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Good to hear they made it ! And great pics they look to be having great fun
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Bill went for a stroll in the nearby park while the other 2 sleepy heads were still in bed.
Taking in the sun and the view, some core workout and some camo-climbing training.
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Bill is looking happy :tu:
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Ohhhhhhh. :dd:
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I'll bet this just the holiday he needed.
Good job because when he comes back things will be very different. No more shirking off the last hour of a 36 hour cleaning shift to 'go to the toilet'. No Sireee. Things will be verrrrrrry different.
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:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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So I got invited to a private event at the Geneva Victorinox flagship store (its the beginning of grapes harvesting season so half the stores in the city invite people to drink... sorry, to "taste" wine). Bill seemed keen on tagging along.
While I was busy drinking wine and gathering intel (topic on that coming soon) he had a look at the watches and goofed around on a couple of giant items.
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Who wishes they were Bill right now?
Fantastic Syem! :like:
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That’s amazing! I’m all green with envy. :like:
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Bill is so lucky to see those gorgeous knives :tu:
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Very cool, Syem!
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Quite the sightseeing :tu:
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We got back a bit too late for me to post these yesterday but the gang wanted to have a fun activity so they went to do a bit of LARP.
Chief got ambushed and started running away yelling in a girl's voice and flailing his arms around... We'd never seen THAT side of the Chief before
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This time it's Bill who wanted to look cool:
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Hahahaha! :rofl: :like:
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:rofl: good one :rofl: :like:
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I wouldn’t want to be ambushed by an axe-wielding Ethan in a field either! :ahhh
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:popcorn:
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So wheres Bill heading next? Is he adventuring or has Ethan slaughtered Bill and Chief
Only Tools Matters
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Last I heard from them they were hanging out with this dude they met at the LARP... Probably touring the pubs in the old town...
Been a bit busy these last few days and couldn't go with them.
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See this guy they met the other day is named Arthur... He likes to dress up like a unicorn and he's amazed by what Bill is doing.
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:o :popcorn:
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O_o
Only Tools Matters
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Bill does meet some funny people :D
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Its so quiet- is he in transit?
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I've been a bit busy... Wanted to take him for some cheese fondue but didn't really get a chance.
Also, I'm not sure who's next, the list has been shifting around a bit and the thread is so long I'm at a loss trying to find the definitive list.
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I think this is the last one
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[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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I think this is the last one
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[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Thanks! But then I need to send it to Fuzzy, right? because Eamo sent Bill to me ^^ Or to Styx in Croatia then back up north for Scotland, Netherlands, etc.. ?
I think Bill's commanding officer should call the shots on that!
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I think this is the last one
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[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Thanks! But then I need to send it to Fuzzy, right? because Eamo sent Bill to me ^^ Or to Styx in Croatia then back up north for Scotland, Netherlands, etc.. ?
I think Bill's commanding officer should call the shots on that!
SEND HIM TO MEEEEE!!! Am... yes, if you could send him to me, that would be very much appreciated. We desperately need the lego man power. :tu:
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What, for the anti-derailment div? :D
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nice that we're still thinking glen will be away in August
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:popcorn:
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So while we're preparing for Bill's safe passage to his next destination...
He's visited the protestant Cathedral Saint-Pierre (Saint Peter) (yes, a protestant cathedral dedicated to a saint xD). The inside is a bit dull since they removed everything nice inside when they reformed it... (click on any pic to see it in full size)
The front was built in the 18th century...
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While the rest was built starting in the 12th century on a site that has had multiple smaller cathedral buildings since the 4th century. It offers one of the best sights in Geneva... but you gotta climb the steps ^^ No trouble for Bill and his extensive u-boat ladder training.
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(yes, he is in those two last ones)
And a shot for me :D
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I do enjoy Bill's sens of adventure. ;)
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Fantastic pics syem :like:
I'm not showing the rest of the crew because they'll be jealous and will all want a trip abroad. Can't have that
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:dd:
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:iagree: :drool:
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He looks genuinely happy...
Excellent! That'll give him a happy place to go to when he's on the Farm. :tu:
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Bill had a good time by the looks of it :cheers: :like:
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Are you sure? He's looking a bit greenish in the face...
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Are you sure? He's looking a bit greenish in the face...
:rofl: :rofl: He does look a bit green :D
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It's just the height he'll be grand when he's back on the ground I'm sure
Great pics syem
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He was very high up I don’t think
I would look to good at those heights :dwts:
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:popcorn:
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:shrug:
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Is Bill still alive?
Only tools matters
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:dunno:
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He's fine. We're monitoring his vital statistics from the U Boat. Not spying on him.
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Where is Bill now than magentus :think: :tu:
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I Can't disclose that Wspeed, your security clearance isn't high enough.
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I Can't disclose that Wspeed, your security clearance isn't high enough.
Oh I see ???
You security cleared me ok when you wanted
to share my rhubarb and custard sweets :rant:
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True but that's coz I will do most anything for rhubarb and custards. Surely you can appreciate my dilemma
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They are very nice :drool:
Ok magentus you have a point :tu:
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I'm sorry for that thing I did wspeed. I will give you
some one of my rhubarb and custards as an apology.
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Make it 2 rhubarb and custards and all will be forgotten :salute:
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ok :rant: mutter mutter
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Thanks magentus they were very nice all is forgiven now :D
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sound of howling wind...
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By the time Bill gets to your place Fuzzy
you will probably already of finished all the work ???
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Bill is on his way to Scotland.
I've added some things... Black, yellow and green. And a little taste of Switzerland for the host :)
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Can’t wait to see Bill again :popcorn:
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By the time Bill gets to your place Fuzzy
you will probably already of finished all the work ???
I'm not smurfing shifting it, are you mad!
Here, I've left the shovel out for him, so he can get straight to it... no slacking here... well apart from me...
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I think Bill will be glad when he
leaves your place Fuzzy :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
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He will need a vacation :rofl: :like:
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He will need a vacation :rofl: :like:
Some would say he's already had a vacation in Geneva
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Well... still no sign of Bill.
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He better get here soon, he's got an awful lot to shift and to shift a fair distance too... to the other side of this field.
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I think Bill is trying to avoid you Fuzzy :think: :D
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I think Bill is trying to avoid you Fuzzy :think: :D
Are you saying it's time to send in the Bounty Hunters? :ahhh
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I think Bill is trying to avoid you Fuzzy :think: :D
Are you saying it's time to send in the Bounty Hunters? :ahhh
He must of seen what you had
planned for him and is now gone AWOL :think:
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I agree. Bill is good at stirring sh1t but hates shifting it.
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:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Don't we all?
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Don't we all?
:iagree: :like: :tu:
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:ahhh WHERE IS BILL :ahhh
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This was him last time I saw him.
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This was him last time I saw him.
He still had his green arms then :D
I do hope that he is ok I am starting to miss little Bill :cry:
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This was him last time I saw him.
He still had his green arms then :D
I do hope that he is ok I am starting to miss little Bill :cry:
If he comes back with all his parts replaced will he still be Bill?
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This was him last time I saw him.
He still had his green arms then :D
I do hope that he is ok I am starting to miss little Bill :cry:
If he comes back with all his parts replaced will he still be Bill?
Only if you replace them one by one over a period of years.
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Don Frankenstein is a speSmurfpillst regarding this matter all of the sudden?
Change the head, change the brain.
Which will introduce a new character.
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This was him last time I saw him.
He still had his green arms then :D
I do hope that he is ok I am starting to miss little Bill :cry:
Miss little :hatsoff:
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... sound of howling wind...
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At this rate it will never get moved ???
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With the scent of midden.
Awesome!
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Don Frankenstein is a speSmurfpillst regarding this matter all of the sudden?
Change the head, change the brain.
Which will introduce a new character.
With this Lego minifigure, I think the principal of continuity applies. :think:
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So his character is stored and backed up in every body part?
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:2tu:
Or the fond memories, as the case may be.
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Well I only have my brain in 2 places.
But never at both places at the same time.
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He's arrived, he's arrived!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
... actually, it looks like he might've arrived some time ago, the door step might have been a bit of an encumbrance.
Anyway, all's well that ends well or something like that, we'll have a spot of lunch and then get to it... to work!
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How was the porridge?
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Excellent Fuzzy :like:
I take it you put him straight to work :tu:
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:popcorn:
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How was the porridge?
Well... apparently my porridge is too salty... if there can be such a thing? I had no idea Medical Bill was such a prima donna!
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How was the porridge?
Well... apparently my porridge is too salty... if there can be such a thing? I had no idea Medical Bill was such a prima donna!
Oh, yeah, forgot to mention about the porridge. He always has a version of the Goldilocks story read to him at night, with him replacing Goldilocks, me replacing daddy bear, miniture Robot Mugabe replacing mummy bear and Mrs Barbara Explosion (1st Engineer) as baby bear. Replace sugar with salt, delicious porridge with horrible porridge and the cottage with a U Boat and there you go.
More salt!
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Normal (Medical Bill themed) service will resume shortly...
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:popcorn:
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Medical Bill – Down on the Farm
Cue music… The Sound of Music played continuously until... we reach the border of Switzerland obviously!
https://youtu.be/5fH2FOn1V5g
Part 1: The Cage
Hello and welcome to this first edition of Medical Bill – Down on the Farm etc etc….
First up...
Medical Bill Midden Watch with Lynda Carter
It's a very exciting time here at the midden with new arrival Medical Bill hard at work relocating said shiitload to the other side of the field making way for the planned new development of student accommodation.
Each day the lovely Lynda and I will take time out of our busy schedule and call in at the midden to see what progress Bill's making.
Day 1 at the Midden
Well I have to say I'm very impressed with all the enthusiasm and misplaced optimism shown by Bill, he's literally getting stuck in and taken the task to hand shovel... it's almost as if some small subconscious switch has been flipped inside his tiny little head. I'm not sure he fully grasps the enormity of his assignment to be honest.
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And now… Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls… for the moment we’ve all been waiting for…
…WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN MONEY MONEY MONEY JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES….
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Right... to help motivate and indeed supply sustenance to Medical Bill while he battles through the brutal jungle of a ten acre field, each day I plan to throw a Jaffaschläger into the field, this is a really quite wonderful invention of my own devising - a jaffa tied to a stick. As far as I know, these are not readily available in shops.
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So... for your chance to win a Jaffa on a Stick let's play...
All together now...
Spot the Jaffaschläger which Fuzzbucket’s just randomly chucked into a Field!!!
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More to follow….
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C4!
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Mechy... you are soooooo predictable! C4 it Is:
C4 - Mechy-wechy
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I'm still in awe of the new invention. Never in my wildest dreams.......
Really, I'm too gobsmacked to make a good guess, but I could use a good shot of......B-12.
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I just like a good fireworks display.
Just like Nix seems to like planes...
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Wspeeds mum's cell number: F11
I gotsta get me a jaffaschlager
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Mildly Interesting
While Bill was fannying about at the midden, I took the opportunity to have a bumabout in the woods with Alephy's excellent Jääkäripuuko.
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Right... very good, so far we've got:
C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F11 - Mags
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Coppicing Fuzzy?
You're clearly some sort of jaffaschlagerlout :pok:
G5 ?
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Coppicing Fuzzy?
You're clearly some sort of jaffaschlagerlout :pok:
G5 ?
This was just a stick pile from clearing... I wasn't hacking at trees! :ahhh
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F5 for me, I'm going to be refreshing a lot. :D
C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
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Glad to see he got there safely; I wouldn't want all that work he has planned to be left undone!
C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Fast Bill
G7 - Syem
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F5 for me, I'm going to be refreshing a lot. :D
C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
You missed out Bill (Fast Bill not Medical Bill)... :twak:
C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Bill
G7 - Syem
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:oops:
I'm sorry.
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F5 for me, I'm going to be refreshing a lot. :D
C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
You missed out Bill (Fast Bill not Medical Bill)... :twak:
C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Bill
G7 - Syem
FaB thank you Fuzzy for not Pabs'ing me from the list
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:oops:
I'm sorry.
Am I allowed to say I've been Pabs'd ? :ahhh :rofl:
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C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Bill
G7 - Syem
E2 - Wspeed
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Jaffa cake time !
C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Bill
G7 - Syem
E2 - Wspeed
D9 - Who
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A(gent)-13 :pok:
::)
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Things are getting juicy now!
C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Bill
G7 - Syem
E2 - Wspeed
D9 - Who
A13 - Alephy
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One can always try
C4 - Mechy
B12 - Nix
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G5 - Bill
G7 - Syem
E2 - Wspeed
D9 - Who
A13 - Alephy
A1 - kottskrapa
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Things are getting juicy now!
...snip...
Jaffa Juice now?
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:drink:
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Medical Bill – Down on the Farm
Cue music... Better run through the jungle do do do do, better run through the jungle do do do do...
https://youtu.be/EbI0cMyyw_M
Part 1: The Mantrap
Hello and welcome to this exciting edition of Medical Bill – Down on the Farm etc etc….
Medical Bill Midden Watch with Lynda Carter
Day 2 at the Midden ...(sound of distant choppers)
Medical Bill determination and resolve to get the job done is a magnificent sight to behold. He shows not the slightest bit of fear or trepidation as he continues on his hazardous and dangerous journey into the unknown jungle with his shovel load of shiit... Rather him than me, I can tell you!
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Mildly Interesting
Meanwhile, it was a gorgeous day here so I had a lovely lie down under Cherry and Larch trees in the woods, with the sun streaming through the canopy... sigh
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And now… Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls… for the moment we’ve all been waiting for…
…WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN MONEY MONEY MONEY JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES….
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Spot the Jaffaschläger which Fuzzbucket’s just randomly chucked into a Field
Wait a minute... look at this, there's loads of bloody squares left... Get picking!!!
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More to follow…
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Papa's catflap - D7!
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E4!
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D13.
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Preparation H-8!
>:D
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I-13
Only Tools Matters
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I-2
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I-2
It's ME2...
:whistle:
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I am up to Season 4 watching Blake's 7 so it's B7 for me.
I hope I got this right, it will need checking:
A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
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Don't mind if I do. J17 :cheers:
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Don't mind if I do. J17 :cheers:
Splendid choice.
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I am up to Season 4 watching Blake's 7 so it's B7 for me.
I hope I got this right, it will need checking:
A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
Nah... don't be silly, that'll do... No need to get carried away with formalities.
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G1. :tu:
A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G 1 - Pabs
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
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G1. :tu:
A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G 1 - Pabs
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
Pabs! You've done it again, you've pabloed the list!
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Right... the list so far...
A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
G1 - Pabs
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Oh God, wait a minute, I've pabloed the list now!
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Right... the list so far un-pabloed and de-fuzzied...
A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G1 - Pabs
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
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Right... the list so far un-pabloed and de-fuzzied...
A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G1 - Pabs
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
We can pick more? I can't see so well on the picture so I need some help...
Being an IT person I'm going to press F1.
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Extra guesses? :ahhh
Sticking with the plane theme......F-16! :tu:
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Right... the list so far un-pabloed and de-fuzzied...
A 1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B 7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C 4 - Mechy
D 9 - Who
D 7 - Mags
D13 - DT
E 2 - Wspeed
E 4 - Mechy
F 5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
G1 - Pabs
G 5 - Bill
G 7 - Syem
H 8 - Alephy
I 2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
We can pick more? I can't see so well on the picture so I need some help...
Being an IT person I'm going to press F1.
Well, Fuzzy told us yesterday that everyones guesses were wrong, so we're all guessing again. :facepalm:
We should probably fix the list.... So that the old guesses are not mixed in with the new guesses.
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Well, Fuzzy told us yesterday that everyones guesses were wrong, so we're all guessing again. :facepalm:
We should probably fix the list.... So that the old guesses are not mixed in with the new guesses.
There we go then :)
A1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C4 - Mechy
D7 - Mags
D9 - Who
D13 - DT
E2 - Wspeed
E4 - Mechy
F1 - Syem
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
F16 - Nix
G1 - Pabs
G5 - Fast Bill
G7 - Syem
H8 - Alephy
I2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
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I think I see parts of it at E3 - or it might be a spec on my screen. I could clean it to make sure, but where is the fun in that? :facepalm:
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Well, Fuzzy told us yesterday that everyones guesses were wrong, so we're all guessing again. :facepalm:
We should probably fix the list.... So that the old guesses are not mixed in with the new guesses.
There we go then :)
A1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C4 - Mechy
D7 - Mags
D9 - Who
D13 - DT
E2 - Wspeed
E4 - Mechy
F1 - Syem
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
F16 - Nix
G1 - Pabs
G5 - Fast Bill
G7 - Syem
H8 - Alephy
I2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
:hatsoff:
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I think I see parts of it at E3 - or it might be a spec on my screen. I could clean it to make sure, but where is the fun in that? :facepalm:
Surely we're searching for a virtual jaffaschlager? Fuzzy wouldn't really throw good food away??
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I go to bed for twelve hours and look what's happened, you've done it again! You've pabloed the list again! What is the point... what is the point!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Right... STOP!...
Nobody's guesses are wrong, you can pick another square if you want - there's no rules really, apart from the ones I make up as I go along that is. I'll announce the winning square... am... sometime... When the grid gets a bit chocka! :D
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Right... In the words of Darth Vader Don't disappoint me again!
A1 - kottskrapa
A13 - Alephy
B7 - Syncop8r
B12 - Nix
C4 - Mechy
D7 - Mags
D9 - Who
D13 - DT
E2 - Wspeed
E3 - Vidar
E4 - Mechy
F1 - Syem
F5 - Pabs
F11 - Mags
F16 - Nix
G1 - Pabs
G5 - Fast Bill
G7 - Syem
H8 - Alephy
I2 - Fast Bill
I13 - Antti
J17 - Zoidbergy
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:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Oops, sorry to everyone that I mislead! :oops: :facepalm:
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Cough cough getyourownmaterialMags cough....
Ronald - M12
Mechy – C4
Poncho - B12 B5 L7 M7 N7 O7
Steve - W3 X4 Y5
Nix – sin-bin (for mentioning lady parts)
Marc – A1
Syncop8r - R2, D2, C3, P0
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The list isn't very straight.... :pok:
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How is Bill getting on Fuzzy :think: :tu:
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Cough cough getyourownmaterialMags cough....
Ronald - M12
Mechy – C4
Poncho - B12 B5 L7 M7 N7 O7
Steve - W3 X4 Y5
Nix – sin-bin (for mentioning lady parts)
Marc – A1
Syncop8r - R2, D2, C3, P0
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The list isn't very straight.... :pok:
It's organic... you straightist!
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How is Bill getting on Fuzzy :think: :tu:
How should I know!? I imagine he's in a field somewhere... it's raining here now.
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The list isn't very straight.... :pok:
It's organic... you straightist!
You tell him Fuzzy! That'll teach him to criticise your great game. In fact, banning him from the game because of his crappy jokes would be a strongarm move. Show the others who's boss.
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:) LBL
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The list isn't very straight.... :pok:
It's organic... you straightist!
You tell him Fuzzy! That'll teach him to criticise your great game. In fact, banning him from the game because of his crappy jokes would be a strongarm move. Show the others who's boss.
Hmmmm... what would Saddam do? :think:
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How is Bill getting on Fuzzy :think: :tu:
How should I know!? I imagine he's in a field somewhere... it's raining here now.
:rofl: I take it he is still shovelling smurf :tu: :like:
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:) LBL
Light Bladder Leakage? :think:
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:) LBL
Light Bladder Leakage? :think:
YES!!!! I laughed too hard. :-[
Show content
I'm glad someone got it. :hatsoff:
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:) LBL
Light Bladder Leakage? :think:
YES!!!! I laughed too hard. :-[
Show content
I'm glad someone got it. :hatsoff:
Ah... I wasn't sure. I thought you might be coming out or something?...Which is fine!
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Well.... something was coming out.
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Right... I think Mags is right, there's too much shenanigans and unruly-ness-ness going on. Time to reinstate the Sin Bin (read that as
torture Reeducation Camp).
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Well.... something was coming out.
I set you up rather nicely for that one. :tu: Still... Eeewww!
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After all this talk of reeducation and what Saddam would do I now feel a sudden urge to feel very confident in the glorious unending talent of O'Fuzzbucket. His throwing arm is obviously world class par none. After reexamining his most excellently made Jaffaschläger I now also recognize the unique aerodynamic design.
Given the above my previous guess was clearly way too short and to the side. My new and better guess, after reeducation, is 8. Just 8. (Which The Fuzzbucket of course reached with a light flip of his wrist).
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Excellent, I'm glad you've come to your senses. :tu:
Since you're now a person of great taste, I'd like your opinion on something. I'm thinking of erecting a new archway in the garden for the climbing rose, I thought something like this would be suitable... What do you think... ott? ...cough... choose your words wisely... cough...
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/C46256AA02F64F119DD3.jpeg)
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:rofl: very good idea Fuzzy :rofl: :facepalm:
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The grid is too far up to guess again...
SAKnights hate scrolling...
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The grid is too far up to guess again...
SAKnights hate scrolling...
Patience Mechy... patience...
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Here you go :D
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I want H1 :D
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Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News...
Midden Watch Day 3
Famous MTo Explorer and Adventurer presumed missing in Fuzzy field!!! More to follow...
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Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News...
sniff...
Anyway... Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls… let's play...
…WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN MONEY MONEY MONEY JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES….
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Spot the Jaffaschläger which Fuzzbucket’s just randomly chucked into a Field
This is how the grid looks so far. Keep picking those numbers for your chance to win... A Jaffa on a Stick!!!
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More to follow…
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H1 :D
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Plane too...
Ran out of explosives. Sorry Nix!
F14!
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B2!
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G10! :cheers:
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Well... what can I say... It brings a lump to my throat to see all this heartfelt concern for our little green explorer, alone, lost in a barren
field wilderness at the arsend of the world. It really does... I'm smurfing welling up hear... you smurfs.
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Well... what can I say... It brings a lump to my throat to see all this heartfelt concern for our little green explorer, alone, lost in a barren field wilderness at the arsend of the world. It really does... I'm smurfing welling up hear... you smurfs.
I Have been holding out on posting a reply to this terrible news. That Smurf owes me 4 pounds and bag of rhubarb and custards. If he has taken advantage of your obvious neglect and lack of maternal ability I will literally hit the roof. Literally.
G9
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And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
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And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:
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And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:
Is it a winner ?
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And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:
Is it a winner ?
YESSSSSSSSS!!!...er... no.
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And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:
Like this, yummy like a Jaffa Cake :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcpjD0V7SQA
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Steve... do you have such a thing as a Jaffaschläge? What's that? You don't!?! :sa: :sa: :sa: Well... pick a square! :pok:
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And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:
No Pabs I don't want that one
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And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:
No Pabs I don't want that one
F8?
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And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:
No Pabs I don't want that one
F8?
Is it a winner?
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Are we still doing planes ? I'll have A-10 please. No smoking compartment.
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:shrug:
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And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:
No Pabs I don't want that one
F8?
Is it a winner?
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... Oh, wait... no it's not.
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And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:
No Pabs I don't want that one
F8?
No Pabs I don't want that one
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New avatar test...
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New avatar test...
:like:
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And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:
No Pabs I don't want that one
F8?
No Pabs I don't want that one
D5?
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And another one bites the dust . . .
I'll have whatever grid is free can't be arsed figuring it on the phone
How does E6 sound? :tu:
No Pabs I don't want that one
F8?
No Pabs I don't want that one
D5?
Is it a winner?
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New avatar test...
:rofl:
Cool! :tu:
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New avatar test...
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Excellent, I'm glad you've come to your senses. :tu:
Since you're now a person of great taste, I'd like your opinion on something. I'm thinking of erecting a new archway in the garden for the climbing rose, I thought something like this would be suitable... What do you think... ott? ...cough... choose your words wisely... cough...
Wow, I've never been accused of great taste before! I feel immense personal growth just being in the same thread as your Magnificence. :dd:
I would have preferred a tasteful statue of his truly, sized to match his understandably large ego. Maybe on a horse in the good tradition of statues of people on horses? And in a loving homage to kitsch and tacky a statue of recycled plastic would be preferred. Apart from being a welcome change from all the stone ones it would also be lighter and easier to move. That might come in handy if ungrateful neighbors with forks and torches decide to revolt and topple it over. Safety first and all that. And of course they do say plastic lasts forever, so generations to come might enjoy the view of his Magnificence.
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Not to mention plastic is much cheaper :tu: :D
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B5 ?
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Excellent, I'm glad you've come to your senses. :tu:
Since you're now a person of great taste, I'd like your opinion on something. I'm thinking of erecting a new archway in the garden for the climbing rose, I thought something like this would be suitable... What do you think... ott? ...cough... choose your words wisely... cough...
Wow, I've never been accused of great taste before! I feel immense personal growth just being in the same thread as your Magnificence. :dd:
I would have preferred a tasteful statue of his truly, sized to match his understandably large ego. Maybe on a horse in the good tradition of statues of people on horses? And in a loving homage to kitsch and tacky a statue of recycled plastic would be preferred. Apart from being a welcome change from all the stone ones it would also be lighter and easier to move. That might come in handy if ungrateful neighbors with forks and torches decide to revolt and topple it over. Safety first and all that. And of course they do say plastic lasts forever, so generations to come might enjoy the view of his Magnificence.
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Fuzzbucket/6A9B86D4F779453F933B.jpeg)
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Steve... do you have such a thing as a Jaffaschläge? What's that? You don't!?! :sa: :sa: :sa: Well... pick a square! :pok:
E7
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A bit on the serious side maybe, but getting up on a horse will surely make all the difference? A tiny horse might help to highlight his relative Magnificence.
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:D
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A bit on the serious side maybe, but getting up on a horse will surely make all the difference? A tiny horse might help to highlight his relative Magnificence.
Some people around here would do better to get off their high horses...
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A bit on the serious side maybe, but getting up on a horse will surely make all the difference? A tiny horse might help to highlight his relative Magnificence.
Some people around here would do better to get off their high horses...
There really isn't much of a tradition for statues of people standing beside their high horses? Maybe it would catch on though? (Or maybe that has already been tried to death, and people decided it looked better with people on horses after all).
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It would be more impressive if they stood on the horse. How amazing is that? You'd be taller than Chewbacca.
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Well, asking myself the question "What would Saddam do?" I felt powerfully swayed to agree and for the record sensibly voted standing on horse. :D 100% consensus between the subjects so far then. 110% should be a natural goal to reach for!
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It would be more impressive if they stood on the horse. How amazing is that? You'd be taller than Chewbacca.
What would be impressive is the horse standing on them :D
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It would be more impressive if they stood on the horse. How amazing is that? You'd be taller than Chewbacca.
What would be impressive is the horse standing on them :D
Agreed... this pleases me... I wish to have a statue of me (hands on hips) standing proudly with a horse beautifully balanced on my bonce. Make it so!... (claps hands)
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I really want to vote but there is no funny option.
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Pssst... you're a Mod... you can fix it! :2tu:
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Agreed... this pleases me... I wish to have a statue of me (hands on hips) standing proudly with a horse beautifully balanced on my bonce. Make it so!... (claps hands)
My English is lost at sea when it comes to what male body part a bonce is, but balancing a horse on it sounds really hard and impressive!?
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Agreed... this pleases me... I wish to have a statue of me (hands on hips) standing proudly with a horse beautifully balanced on my bonce. Make it so!... (claps hands)
My English is lost at sea when it comes to what male body part a bonce is, but balancing a horse on it sounds really hard and impressive!?
Noodle... I hope that clears things up.
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Noodle... I hope that clears things up.
Nah, I'm still dense as mud. I hope it will come to me when I see the statue with a horse balancing on it.
Very useful addition to the garden for giving road directions: "Second house to the right after that huge bonce balancing horse statue..."
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Noodle... I hope that clears things up.
Nah, I'm still dense as mud. I hope it will come to me when I see the statue with a horse balancing on it.
Very useful addition to the garden for giving road directions: "Second house to the right after that huge bonce balancing horse statue..."
Melon.
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D15
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Are we just shouting random stuff now?
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Banana!
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Sailboat!
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Tower crane!
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Skatepark!
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Nappies!
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Ice cubes!
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Nappies is a fun word!
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Outhouse!
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:rofl: Would love to know the story behind that pic.
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Are we just shouting random stuff now?
sigh... I was trying to put into plain English for Vidar the precise apportionment of my anatomy that the horse is required to balance on... I don't know why that's so difficult to grasp?
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I picked sat under the horse. 8)
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Donkey!
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Donkey!
You're a donkey ya doughnut!
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Mmmmmmmm, Donkey Doughnuts :drool:
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Do nuts at approx 1:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jto9m68AV84
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Midden Watch Day 4
Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News...
Search for famous MTo explorer and adventurer Medical Bill, presumed missing in fuzzy field, called off due to extremely bad weather... Search continues tomorrow, but hopes fade for happy ending... sniff...
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Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News... Breaking News...
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That’s bad :facepalm:
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We searched all day and night in the wind and heavy rain, but to no avail. The fields fast becoming waterlogged and is starting to flood in areas... I fear for the worst... sniff
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I voted Yeoman with Pliers. Whilst I'm sympathetic to Medical Bill I found myself distracted.
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Poor Bill outside somewhere all
on his own no food and bad weather ???
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Will we ever see Bill again :cry:
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I voted Yeoman with Pliers. Whilst I'm sympathetic to Medical Bill I found myself distracted.
I've got some nice cheese and crackers on the go at the moment... the fire's looking good too - you get a terrific heat from coal... toasty. :tu:
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I voted Yeoman with Pliers. Whilst I'm sympathetic to Medical Bill I found myself distracted.
I've got some nice cheese and crackers on the go at the moment... the fire's looking good too - you get a terrific heat from coal... toasty. :tu:
You should be looking for Bill not getting
comfortable in front of a fire whilst eating :twak:
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There's some very strange disembodied howling noises coming from outside... Sounds quite... unnatural. Anyway, I really like blue cheeses, but sometimes they can be a bit hit or miss...
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:rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
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I voted Yeoman with Pliers. Whilst I'm sympathetic to Medical Bill I found myself distracted.
I've got some nice cheese and crackers on the go at the moment... the fire's looking good too - you get a terrific heat from coal... toasty. :tu:
You should be looking for Bill not getting
comfortable in front of a fire whilst eating :twak:
It's raining.
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You didn’t like Bill did you ???
Have you made him disappear :think:
Is it because he wasn’t quick enough with a shovel :(
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If I wanted him to disappear, he'd be at the bottom of a smurfing loch!!!... am, I mean am... hmmmmm?
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Very >:D
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Some say you can hear Medical Bill still sobbing when the wind rises over the moors .....
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:rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
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Hmmm, anyone heard from dolly?
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Very stormy night here, lashing it down. Time for sherry I think... wish that unearthly howling would stop.
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He's only little. Probably been eaten by a frog. Poor little guy. I feel slightly responsible.
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We are all very upset over here with Bill missing :cry:
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I can’t even eat anything :facepalm:
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I can’t even eat anything :facepalm:
Would you like some marmite on toast ws? It might help us in these troubled times.
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I can’t even eat anything :facepalm:
Would you like some marmite on toast ws? It might help us in these troubled times.
I can’t I am all choked up :cry:
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I can’t even eat anything :facepalm:
Would you like some marmite on toast ws? It might help us in these troubled times.
I can’t I am all choked up :cry:
peanut butter on toast with melted m&m&m's?
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Right!... No, no don't mind me just sitting down with my sherry and 70% cocoa chocolate, I'll go out in a storm and look for the little sod!!! Flipping heck!!! (thud thud thud thud... slam)...
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Ummmm.... what happened to Ethan and Chief? ???
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Ummmm.... what happened to Ethan and Chief? ???
They showed me a letter saying they were allergic to dung and so were exempt from shovelling it. So I put them to work in the sweatshop stick shed.
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:tu:
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Anyway... I'm just back from searching the field...
Cue music: Bernard Herrmann's Cape Fear theme...
https://youtu.be/QH3RhbVP7cA
I trudged up and down that field in the dark, slipping and sliding as I went, with the rain lashing down and the wind howling. I was out there for about fifteen minutes when suddenly to my horror... I realised I hadn't had a sip of alcohol or a nibble of 70% cocoa chocolate in all that time.
Panic began to set in and I lost my bearings. Crying and blubbing like a small child with snot running down my face, fumbling in the dark, I lost my footing and fell face first into the muck. That... that is when I saw him... that's when I saw Medical Bill!!!
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What has happened to him? :ahhh
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Oooh, sherry and chocolate!
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Looks like he is very smurfed off :D
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Hmmmm. I'm presuming Fuzzy you were out there with a barrel of sherry lashed round your neck a la St Bernard ? You did give Bill a fortifying sup I hope. :pok:
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Well I've found Medical Bill or rather King Cockaleakeepopopee Lord of the Mountain as he now prefers to be called, but he's refusing to move or come down from the midden which is rather frustrating... sigh
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:rofl:
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He looks angry :D
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Two words. Well, one word, one name. No.....one rank, one name.
Colonel Kurtz.
Dun dunduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
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What have you got planned for Bill next then Fuzzy :think: :tu:
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He could redecorate your house for you :D
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He could redecorate your house for you :D
With midden.
There's probably a Farrow & Ball match.
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He could redecorate your house for you :D
With midden.
There's probably a Farrow & Ball match.
:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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What have you got planned for Bill next then Fuzzy :think: :tu:
Well... I'm going to wait 'til he's finished roaring... Then I think I'll suggest what might be fun to do, is to shift the midden to the other side of the field... see how he feels about that. :think:
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What have you got planned for Bill next then Fuzzy :think: :tu:
Well... I'm going to wait 'til he's finished roaring... Then I think I'll suggest what might be fun to do, is to shift the midden to the other side of the field... see how he feels about that. :think:
:rofl: you must have something better for Bill :facepalm:
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It’s gone very quiet here :think: :D
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Lynda's giving him a good hard talking to!
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Lynda's giving him a good hard talking to!
Understandable we can’t
have him behave like that again :rofl: :like:
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Lynda's giving him a good hard talking to!
Eh?
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Midden Watch Day...?... 5?
What was all the fuss about?
Well it turned out that all it was... was that he wanted a day off (I know, I'm rolling my eyes too).
So, Medical Bill and I spent some quality time together today...
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First of all we had a game of lawn tennis. Bill's got a surprisingly good backhand...
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...but I still beat him easily on account of me being six foot taller.
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Then I took him to see the local Pylon. He got quite excited about this and wanted to climb it, but I thought he'd probably melt, so talked him out of it.
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Seeing as he was in the mood for climbing, I took him up to the tree plantation - I thought he could climb some trees or something, but it was the deer fence that took his eye and he quickly got stuck into this climbing malarkey. He made some good progress too until he got stuck and I had to rescue him... We had a good laugh about it though with lots of back slapping etc...
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After that the little fella was quite tuckered out so we sat for a bit and looked at a particularly attractive field while the sun prepared to set... then home for cake and coffee.
All in all... a very good day I think.
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Excellent I think Bill needed that :tu: :like:
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Heck I even need that!
Just coffee and cake would be awesome enough for me...
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This is awesome! Mags will have to maoe a book or at least a youtube video to tell the whole story ^^
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I always preferred gloves over middens ......... :dunno: ....... :hatsoff:
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I always preferred gloves over middens ......... :dunno: ....... :hatsoff:
God, that took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out. :facepalm:
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I always preferred gloves over middens ......... :dunno: ....... :hatsoff:
God, that took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out. :facepalm:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :drink:
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I got it within 5 seconds and I'm not even English speaking.
Shame on you Fuzzy! Better come up with a monday excuse...
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I think it's time for...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls… let's play...
…WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN MONEY MONEY MONEY JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES….
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Spot the Jaffaschläger which Fuzzbucket’s just randomly chucked into a Field
This is how the grid looks so far. Plenty more squares up for grabs, so keep picking those numbers for your chance to win... A Jaffa on a Stick!!! Remember, there isn't any real rules... apart from the ones I make up as I go along.
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A1 - kottskrapa, A13 - Alephy, B7 - Syncop8r, B12 - Nix, C4 - Mechy, D7 - Mags, D9 - Who, D13 - DT, E2 - Wspeed, E3 - Vidar, E4 - Mechy, F1 - Syem, F5 - Pabs, F11 - Mags, F16 - Nix, G1 - Pabs, G5 - Fast Bill, G7 - Syem, H8 - Alephy, I2 - Fast Bill, I13 - Antti, J17 - Zoidbergy, R2 - Mags, D2 - Mags, C3 - Mags, P0 - Mags, 8 - Vidar, H1 -Speedy, F14 - Mechy, B2 - Pabs, G10 - Alephy, G9 - Mags, E6 - Eamo, F8 - Eamo, A10 - Fast Bill, D5 - Eamo, B5 - Ron, E7 - Stevey, D15 - Syem
More to follow…
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B4 :)
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F15
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B9
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What has Bill been doing today Fuzzy :popcorn:
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He's out there somewhere with a shovel.
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Are you just making Bill work while he is with you :D
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Are you just making Bill work while he is with you :D
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Terrible :facepalm:
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D11
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A4 - It's just a sheet of paper... :whistle:
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B11
I asked the missus...
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J19 :cheers:
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Excellent choice. :cheers:
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:hatsoff:
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:popcorn:
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Z 28
:facepalm:
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Well... I went out this afternoon to see how he was getting on today... and do you know what he was doing?
Sleeping on the bloody job!!!
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:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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You have exhausted the little fella :facepalm:
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Well... I went out this afternoon to see how he was getting on today... and do you know what he was doing?
Sleeping on the bloody job!!!
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Well if you wouldn't make him work so dadburned hard ..........you are like the ancient Egyptian task masters......... :twak: ......... :pok:
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Gotta say second place whete it could be is I-4
Only Tools Matters
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guys, unfortunately I think I'll have to excuse myself from this tour as my schedule is hectic and i'm not sure how good of a host i'd be for Bill
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That's fine Styx, I'll redo the list later. Let us know if you change you're mind though! :tu:
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Updated tour list - this look alright with everyone?
001 - Ireland - Don Pablo (I'll give him a traveling companion if he comes by. )
002 - Ireland - eamo
003 - Switzerland (Geneva) - Syem
004 - Scotland (The Farm) - Fuzzy
005 - Sweden - kottskrapa
006 - Norway - Vidar
007 - Netherlands - glenfiddich1983
008 - Netherlands - Ron Who
009 - New Zealand - zoidberg
010 - USA (Montana) - Nix
011 - USA (Texas) Douglas
012 - Canada - Greg Jones
013 - Finland - Antti Lammi
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Sounds good to me
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Is Nix still around? :think:
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Well it will be several months (at this rate) before Bill is ready to be sent to Nix.
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Seems fine by me. Poor bugger might be put to work here too! Only fair though with all that vacation travel too?
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That's fine Styx, I'll redo the list later. Let us know if you change you're mind though! :tu:
I'll see how things are working out and when Bill could possibly show up. his rather long staying times could very well play into my hand with him coming during a break
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Seems fine by me. Poor bugger might be put to work here too! Only fair though with all that vacation travel too?
I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!
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Maybe he has had enough of
all that work you been giving him :D
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getting stuck up trees!
Sometimes trees are a little old-fashioned, it's no reason to target them specifically :)
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Seems fine by me. Poor bugger might be put to work here too! Only fair though with all that vacation travel too?
I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!
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Wait what, those trees still have acorns on them? ??? How come? They fell off weeks ago here.
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Seems fine by me. Poor bugger might be put to work here too! Only fair though with all that vacation travel too?
I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!
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Wait what, those trees still have acorns on them? ??? How come? They fell off weeks ago here.
Well, it's quite simple, my trees are ard as smurf... they drop there acorns when they bloody say so and not before!!!
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Seems fine by me. Poor bugger might be put to work here too! Only fair though with all that vacation travel too?
I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!
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Wait what, those trees still have acorns on them? ??? How come? They fell off weeks ago here.
Well, it's quite simple, my trees are ard as smurf... they drop there acorns when they bloody say so and not before!!!
Hey, ........careful what you say .........this is a family forum you know. :pok: :pok: :whistle:
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Seems fine by me. Poor bugger might be put to work here too! Only fair though with all that vacation travel too?
I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!
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Wait what, those trees still have acorns on them? ??? How come? They fell off weeks ago here.
Well, it's quite simple, my trees are ard as smurf... they drop there acorns when they bloody say so and not before!!!
Hey, ........careful what you say .........this is a family forum you know. :pok: :pok: :whistle:
Quite right Butch, my apologies... It should be their not there. :hatsoff:
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getting stuck up trees!
Sometimes trees are a little old-fashioned, it's no reason to target them specifically :)
:rofl:
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I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!
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I'm hopeful he was just resting and conserving energy to prepare for a proper go when he arrives here. That said his aptitude for shoveling does seem questionable.
He probably tried to rescue a cat or bear cub stuck in a tree. Very chivalrous I'd say. Or he spotted a tiny bird to eat? (You did remember to serve him proper?)
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getting stuck up trees!
Sometimes trees are a little old-fashioned, it's no reason to target them specifically :)
:rofl:
I missed that - very good! :rofl:
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I wouldn't bother... If he's not sleeping on the job, he's arseing about and getting stuck up trees!
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I'm hopeful he was just resting and conserving energy to prepare for a proper go when he arrives here. That said his aptitude for shoveling does seem questionable.
He probably tried to rescue a cat or bear cub stuck in a tree. Very chivalrous I'd say. Or he spotted a tiny bird to eat? (You did remember to serve him proper?)
For the love of God... I've been forgetting to feed him!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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:rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
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:twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :ahhh
FEED THAT BOY ...............afore he starves to death ......... :rofl:
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Poor lad... not even a tiny corner off a rejected Jaffa Cake? :cry:
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I understand why Bill is behaving the way he is
if no one has been feeding him the poor lad ???
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Well... nobody told me he needs feeding!!! Anyway, I've been periodically punting Jaffashl... Jaffashlag... Jaffashel... Jaffas on Sticks randomly into the field anyway... he should be fine.
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That’s no excuse Fuzzy :twak:
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A very
boring quiet day here today. Bill's been helping me clear some leaves.
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Bill looks a bit better did you finally feed him Fuzzy :think: :tu:
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Yes, he's had the malt bit of a Malteser.
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:rofl: that was nice of you :rofl: :like:
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It’s very quiet here what is Bill doing :think: :popcorn:
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He had the day off. He's been sitting watching Miss Marple (Joan Hickson) all day.
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Nice I hope you let him have a cup
of tea and a biscuit whilst watching TV :D
He has deserved it :tu:
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Nice I hope you let him have a cup
of tea and a biscuit whilst watching TV :D
He has deserved it :tu:
Tea & strumpet time ......... :woohoo: ....... :climber:
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:popcorn: :whistle:
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:shrug:
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:wait:
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:rant:
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:poh:
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Alright you lot - calm down!
He's been helping me chop some firewood today... well, getting in the way really. I think he's been under the misconception that he was supervising.
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Bill has done a excellent job :cheers:
I am surprised that you
didn’t have a little axe for Bill :think: :like:
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He did some nice work there! Good to know when he gets here, mine are already shopped up but someone has to bring it inside...
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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He's been helping me chop some firewood today...
I'm thinking you've started some dubious staffing company and rent out Medical Bill for anything? Explains him missing in action for a while, and your brand new blinged up custom gold SAK. (The one with a diamond Jaffa thrower inlay).
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Mmmmmh... suspiciuos my dear Watson, very suspicious :think: :think: :think:
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Sweet smurfing blade. :like: :gimme:
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He's been helping me chop some firewood today...
I'm thinking you've started some dubious staffing company and rent out Medical Bill for anything? Explains him missing in action for a while, and your brand new blinged up custom gold SAK. (The one with a diamond Jaffa thrower inlay).
And my new ermine cloak... don't forget my new ermine cloak. :tu:
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Sweet smurfing blade. :like: :gimme:
Thanks to Alephy's good taste... and generosity. :tu:
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Sweet smurfing blade. :like: :gimme:
Thanks to Alephy's good taste... and generosity. :tu:
I tried to win it but lost. :cry: :cry:
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Sweet smurfing blade. :like: :gimme:
Thanks to Alephy's good taste... and generosity. :tu:
I tried to win it but lost. :cry: :cry:
Oh yeah, you would've loved it too... sigh
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:dwts:
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What have you got Bill doing next than Fuzzy :popcorn:
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I've been quite busy today, so I just left him watching Rockford Files on dvd... ring-ring ring-ring... da-da-da dum...
https://youtu.be/tO0Vq4fj3ho
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:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Is Bill on his way to the next member yet :think:
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:dunno:
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Sweet smurfing blade. :like: :gimme:
Thanks to Alephy's good taste... and generosity. :tu:
I tried to win it but lost. :cry: :cry:
You know, Zoidy, I still have one of those... PM me your address, and you got one :pok:
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That’s Nice AlephZero :like: :tu:
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:like:
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:iagree:
Good on you AZ :cheers:
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Nice one Alephy! :salute:
Bill and I took a trip to London today, but as London's a complete smurfhole these days, it was a bit of a disaster.
We're on our way down south (west) now, so I'll post pics later.
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:ahhh :cheers: :ahhh :cheers: :ahhh Thank you AZ, I'll send you a PM shorty.
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:ahhh :cheers: :ahhh :cheers: :ahhh Thank you AZ, I'll send you a PM shorty.
You lucky, lucky....
:cheers:
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Good on ya AZ :like:
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I'm supposed to go to London in April or May so smurfhole does not sound that good
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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I might have been a bit harsh about London there Kottsy, if you haven't been before, it is a truly fantastic place to visit and experience... and a marvel of the modern world! It's worth visiting for the British Museum alone. :2tu:
...But if you've had to live or do work there... well... it gets on ones tits after a bit.
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I've been to London for 5 days and loved it.
I'm certain, if I had to spend 2 weeks there, I'd go crazy.
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I love the energy and buzz of London.
Don't much fancy the prices.........
Still, everyone should go at least once. And it's nice that Bill got to view the City without the benefit of a periscope.
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I have been there once before but it was at least 15 years ago.. But this time the British museum is one of the places we are supposed to go.. And the vic store!
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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How did I know that you were going to mention going to the Vic store? :D
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Also, in complete contrast to the majesty and vastness of the BM, the John Soanes Museum just off Covent Garden is well worth a visit. :2tu:
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How did I know that you were going to mention going to the Vic store? :D
Isn't it mandatory? Like bringing your passport?
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Also, in complete contrast to the majesty and vastness of the BM, the John Soanes Museum just off Covent Garden is well worth a visit. :2tu:
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Thanks for the tip!
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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I liked the RAF Museum London (Hendon). :tu:
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Now my whole plan is out there. British museum, Raf museum and the Vic store, some beer, nice food and a nice weekend
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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An airplane museum sounds like great craic. :ahhh :like:
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What did Bill think of London :D
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Did you get any pics Fuzzy :think: :tu:
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Going to be a bit busy for the next couple of days, but will post pics after and then... I suppose... say my goodbyes to Billy (we're very friendly now) and send him on his way to...
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Also, there's the small matter of a competition to finish! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Oh yeah forgot about that :rofl: :facepalm:
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:popcorn:
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:shrug:
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:whistle:
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:poh:
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:think:
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:ahhh
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+1 :ahhh :ahhh
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Morning all! :salute:
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MAGS! :ahhh
Welcome back! :salute:
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:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
:nanadance:
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In today’s MTO news, “specialist” is now censored by the forum software to “speSmurfpillst” or “Smurfpills” :rofl: :like:
Who did it?
I presume it was because of one too many spammers trying to sell cialis pills. :rofl:
It could be inconvenient in the long term, though...
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Maybe it also works with Smurfpills?
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Morning all! :salute:
Morning magentus :tu: :like:
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Yes, viagra is on the list too!
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In today’s MTO news, “specialist” is now censored by the forum software to “speSmurfpillst” or “Smurfpills” :rofl: :like:
Who did it?
I presume it was because of one too many spammers trying to sell cialis pills. :rofl:
It could be inconvenient in the long term, though...
No not really, our speSmurfpillst is on the job. ;)
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:rofl:
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Lol, I was being serious, you can type the word again.
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SpeSmurfpillst. :o
Fixed! :hatsoff:
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Morning all! :salute:
HOWDY MAGS .............. :woohoo: :woohoo:
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Morning all! :salute:
Welcome back!
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Welcome back, Mags! I assume your Smurfpills are in order? :pok:
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Welcome back, Mags! I assume your Smurfpills are in order? :pok:
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I ate the whole pack at once! I'm in orbit!
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Sounds like my jawbreak drops :rofl:
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And so are you!! :ahhh
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Welcome back, Mags! I assume your Smurfpills are in order? :pok:
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I ate the whole pack at once! I'm in orbit!
Please warp me some of those Smurfpills ! :D
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Welcome back, Mags! I assume your Smurfpills are in order? :pok:
:angel:
I ate the whole pack at once! I'm in orbit!
Please warp me some of those Smurfpills ! :D
Just beam 45 Space Bucks to my u bay account and I'll warp them your way my friend.
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So I have been expecting Bill for the past week and today it is Friday and I wondered if he would arrive today. But soon the daylight started to fade and my hopes went down. But then I heard it! At first I thought it was just my mind playing tricks, but then it came again.. A small but determined knock!
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And there he was!
I told me that at first he was scared that I would but him to work so he ran in to the forest. But then he heard the moose pounding the grounds and he quickly started to dig a foxhole to hold his ground, but when the cold and darkness started to get to his bones he abandoned his plan and decided to come to me anyway.
Tomorrow we will start with the pile of wood, but I have made a promise to Bill that he is on supervising duty for tomorrow and today we are just getting to know one another
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Nice to see Bill again :cheers: :like:
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Yes indeed! But he have traveled far and went to bed early!
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Can’t blame him :tu: :D
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:woohoo:
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Good to see Bill safely arrived. :tu:
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The bastad took my shovel!!!
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How did Ethan acquire a rifle? :dwts:
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Bill dug it up?
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How did Ethan acquire a rifle? :dwts:
My question is how did he get it through customs?!
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How did Ethan acquire a rifle? :dwts:
My question is how did he get it through customs?!
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It is a tiny rifle so hard to find? Maybe he swallowed it? Some do that with swords I've heard..
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Perhaps! Hope it wasn't the other end..
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So we started with the pile today.. Bill took a look at the chain and saw that it was sharp enough
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Later on when I carried the lumps in to the woodshed Bill got bored and started to play hide and seek
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Unfortunately it wasn't enough for me to hide in
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Bill!!! He looks so happy! :dd:
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So we started with the pile today.. Bill took a look at the chain and saw that it was sharp enough
The chain might be sharp enough, but the bar looks like it is overdue to be flipped (rotated 180 degrees) :pok:
And if Bill has the energy to play hidey in the shavings then you obviously haven't been working him hard enough ;)
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So we started with the pile today.. Bill took a look at the chain and saw that it was sharp enough
The chain might be sharp enough, but the bar looks like it is overdue to be flipped (rotated 180 degrees) :pok:
And if Bill has the energy to play hidey in the shavings then you obviously haven't been working him hard enough ;)
Said and done! I'm done for the day so the saw is cleaned and filed and ready for next use
Well, Bill was on supervising duty for today
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Glad to see you're not the slave driver fuzzy was Kotts. :like:
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:iagree: he didn’t seem to of enjoyed himself much :facepalm:
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Glad to see you're not the slave driver fuzzy was Kotts. :like:
:iagree: he didn’t seem to of enjoyed himself much :facepalm:
Ha! How dare you... we had our moments...
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Ok that was a bit harsh of me Fuzzy :D
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Well... actually, probably not Speedy. I did forget to feed him for a while. :facepalm:
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And you left him outside :(
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... Yes, I did leave him outside. :facepalm:
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That’s probably why he took your shovel :think: :D
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I'm short £60 too!
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Wait! I have to feed him?!
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I'm short £60 too!
Are you sure that you had £60 in the first place :think: :D
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Wait! I have to feed him?!
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Only a bit of porridge :D
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Salty porridge.
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Oh yeah salty forgot about that one :facepalm: :D
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I have to fix that.. He's on the hunt now
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Yikes! The spirit of Cockaleakeepopopee lives!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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:ahhh :ahhh scary :ahhh :ahhh
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Glad to see you're not the slave driver fuzzy was Kotts. :like:
:iagree: he didn’t seem to of enjoyed himself much :facepalm:
Ha! How dare you... we had our moments...
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Is that the same shovel he used to shovel the manure with?
~uhmph~
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Probably :think: :tu:
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Why... yes.
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I'm trying to upload a video of Bill's adventure today.. Or at least some of his shenanigans.. But tinypic doesn't want to work and Tapatalk only likes pictures.. Any tips?
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The porridge was a bit to salty and after his actions stunts (on video) he checked in to the ground hotell
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The kids thought he deserved it
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To be continued...
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Is it just me... or is anybody else a tad worried she's wearing a life reserve?
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EU Regulations say that you have to wear a life belt if you work in a...........wait for it.........Flotel.
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Well, I told her that he usually lives on (in) a submarine and she found an old life reserv in the hotell closet
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See Fuzzy - Kotts is doing his best to make Bill feel at home! Salty porridge and life jackets. I must ask Bill not to mention life jackets to the crew when he gets back or they'll awl want one.
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Nice to see Bill getting some comfort :like: :tu:
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I'm trying to upload a video of Bill's adventure today.. Or at least some of his shenanigans.. But tinypic doesn't want to work and Tapatalk only likes pictures.. Any tips?
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Uploading to YouTube is fairly hassle free in my experience. :tu:
And you can make the videos private, accessible only via link.
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Huge quality drop and very close up.. But I don't have the time to fix it right know.. Bill wanted to show of and split some wood
https://youtu.be/s2UnzhGb_Gs
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Lucky he was wearing a helmet :rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Lol!!!
And quality is great. :tu:
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:rofl: Excellent! He does a proper tuck n roll too - good drills! :tu:
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Yes he does! No broken bones, he does deserve a beer and to watch MacGyver later this evening
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I am sure Bill will enjoy that :cheers: :like:
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Careful he doesn't learn too much watching McGuyver though Kotts - After he watched the one where McGuyver sinks the U-Boat using only one of those wood chopper things he sank the U-Boat using only one of those wood chopper things. :pok:
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Holy crap! I didn't thought about that.. Have to choose the episode carefully!
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Holy crap! I didn't thought about that.. Have to choose the episode carefully!
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Is there an episode where McGuyver makes everyone a cup of tea and then does all the washing up?
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Holy crap! I didn't thought about that.. Have to choose the episode carefully!
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Is there an episode where McGuyver makes everyone a cup of tea and then does all the washing up?
Yeah, the one where he gets off with Fanny Craddock... It's quite explicit.
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We are not really getting along with what episode we are going to watch.. He keeps nagging about submarines.. Who told him?!
If we can't get along we just draw a disc and that's that!
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Oops. Don't let him eat any of that sausage - it causes him terrible flatulence. One of the main reasons we sent him on a world tour.
Even at a depth of 50 fathoms we can still breathe easy without bill. :D
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No sausage for Bill! But I gave him some beer instead. He wanted the same size I had.. He's tuff but unfortunately he didn't finish the whole can.. But we will continue to practice
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He will probably have a hangover tomorrow :facepalm:
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He does snores when drunk.. I'm going to lead him back to the hotell to sleep it off..
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The Bee hotel?
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Nah, the "ground hotell" as the kids say.. Sounds lika a grave when I think about it.. But look up a couple posts and you will find it
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Bill must of had a good night sleep in that hotel :cheers:
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Did he get his salty porridge for breakfast this morning :think:
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He had a hard time getting anything down but he had half a bowl
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That’s at least something :D
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We have provide a hotel for him to sleep in? I didn't notice that earlier.. :facepalm:
Anyone knows what it takes to get one star for a hotel? Non-leaking roof?
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Then I'm on minusstars.. My has no roof
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Guys guys, don't fret - he has lived most of his life in a dark and leaky death trap, and the word on the street is that Fuzzy made him sleep in the midden, so his expectations aren't high. He must feel like a king living in an actual hotel with Kotts. :tu:
Also, I don't want him coming back with tales of grandeur like having your own bed and toothbrush and fomenting rebellion amongst the crew.
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That's a good point, Mags.
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It's just a short step from a clean toothbrush to.....
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Thanks Nix. I'm envious as it is - he has his own shovel, doesn't have to share his salty porridge with 4 other crew members - he even has his own false arm! - I can only have a false arm from 1100 hours to 1700 hours on a Wednesday.
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Surely the U-boat's mechanic can rig up something for you on the other days of the week?
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Besides, as a medic, Bill really does need two hands...
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Fair enough Nix, but as the U Boat driver I need two hands as well. We can only drive places on a Wednesday between 1100 and 1700.
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Can’t someone else drive the
U Boat on a Wednesday for you :think:
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I'm the only one with a U Boat licence WS - if any of the crew had one I'd have to pay them..................
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I'm the only one with a U Boat licence WS - if any of the crew had one I'd have to pay them..................
Pay!!! Who do they think they are :rant:
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I'm the only one with a U Boat licence WS - if any of the crew had one I'd have to pay them..................
Pay!!! Who do they think they are :rant:
It's not as bad as it may appear - we don't have any shops underwater, and cash either goes rusty or damp so not much point in wages.
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Good point :cheers:
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And the crew does get free room & board.
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My bankcard doesn't get rusty or damp...
Feel free to transfer :pok:
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:rofl: you won’t find newer technologies in the U Boat :rofl:
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What’s Bill up to for today :popcorn:
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He is doing some adventures on his own.. I'm working nights but will spend some time with him tomorrow
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He probably hasn’t had much time for himself in a while :tu:
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He is doing some adventures on his own..
WHaaaaaaaaaat?
You left Bill unattended?
Kottsie, he's probably throwing a party and trashing your place!
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Kottsie, he's probably throwing a party and trashing your place!
It might be reduced to bricks by the morning! :ahhh
Or maybe you'll find your home filled with Swedish blondes with a thing for green men?
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Thanks guys! Now I don't know if I can go home in the morning!.. Have he done this things in the past?
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Ummmmmm. YES! Bill is the reason we can't have anything nice anymore. And why we're on our fifth U Boat in six years.
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Maybe you should buy/board a decent one next time.
Maybe try an Oscar class or somehing instead of those rustbuckets that captain nemo passed up on back in the days for being "old, rusty, full of holes and smells like dead donkeys"
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So, Kottsie, give us the news..... :dwts:
How bad was it? :think:
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:iagree: :popcorn:
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If Bill did that those bricks would be on fire >:D
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If Bill did that those bricks would be on fire >:D
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Anyone else have a sinking feeling?
(pardon the pun.)
I'm beginning to wonder if we aren't seeing pictures because Kottsie's camera was confiscated by the Police...as evidence...... :dwts:
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Wouldn’t surprise me :rofl: :rofl: :like:
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I must say that I got lucky this time.. Bill to I guess.. We have had a good talk about behavior, him as a guest and me as a host. Pics will come tomorrow
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I'm feeling relieved that we seem to have avoided an international incident here.
I assume........ ???
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Sounds like everything is ok :think: :tu:
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We can't know for sure.
As long as Mags hasn't said anything about ominous telegrams from Stockholm, I think we can hope for the best. :tu:
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Fingers crossed :tu:
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Kottskrapa dont offer Bill then surströmming, he might actually love that stuff and then he need to carry it all over the world
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Kottskrapa dont offer Bill then surströmming, he might actually love that stuff and then he need to carry it all over the world
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I thought about it but I think he will get stopped at customs and be classified as an terrorist with weapons of mass destruction.. Can you imagine one of those cans going of in an airplane
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Kottskrapa dont offer Bill then surströmming, he might actually love that stuff and then he need to carry it all over the world
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I thought about it but I think he will get stopped at customs and be classified as an terrorist with weapons of mass destruction.. Can you imagine one of those cans going of in an airplane
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That would be extremly unpleasent suprise to everyone, especially if it arrives here. Need then to find nuclear waste place to dump it.
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surströmming?
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I have a feeling that Bill would, after a lifetime of salt porridge--and Fuzzbucket's 'spaghetti'--LOVE that. So, YES, please do not introduce Bill to Surströmming!
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What about chocolate :think: :tu:
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Everyone should spoil Bill
with really nice food and snacks >:D
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Like Rhubarb and Custards, Wotsits, Creme Eggs?
What else?
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Maybe try snacks from the country he is visiting :think: :tu:
Especially snacks you can’t get in the UK >:D
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Chocolet might work better than surströmming!
I still haven't uploaded the pics from Bill's adventures on his own. We wanted to approve them first but haven't really showed any interest to them day.. He is sleeping now after a long and hard day cutting firewood
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We talked ergonomics the other day and decided to build a (English word for the thing you put the logs on before you saw them?)
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Inspector Bill
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Looks like he had a good days work :like:
I bet he must be hungry now :D
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(English word for the thing you put the logs on before you saw them?)
There may be a couple of words. The one I use the most is: Sawbuck. Sometimes if I'm being lazy, I'll just say, 'Sawhorse'.
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(English word for the thing you put the logs on before you saw them?)
There may be a couple of words. The one I use the most is: Sawbuck. Sometimes if I'm being lazy, I'll just say, 'Sawhorse'.
:iagree: I call it a sawhorse. Mine's absolutely rotten, I need to make a new one... Why am I telling you this?
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(English word for the thing you put the logs on before you saw them?)
There may be a couple of words. The one I use the most is: Sawbuck. Sometimes if I'm being lazy, I'll just say, 'Sawhorse'.
:iagree: I call it a sawhorse. Mine's absolutely rotten, I need to make a new one... Why am I telling you this?
Because you're hoping that I'll say, "oh, no problem Fuzzy, I'll come over on the weekend and help you make one."
But I won't be tricked like that. Not again. Three times is enough for me to learn.
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(English word for the thing you put the logs on before you saw them?)
There may be a couple of words. The one I use the most is: Sawbuck. Sometimes if I'm being lazy, I'll just say, 'Sawhorse'.
:iagree: I call it a sawhorse. Mine's absolutely rotten, I need to make a new one... Why am I telling you this?
Because you're hoping that I'll say, "oh, no problem Fuzzy, I'll come over on the weekend and help you make one."
But I won't be tricked like that. Not again. Three times is enough for me to learn.
:rofl: I hope you have learned your lesson :D
Don’t volunteer this time Nix :ahhh
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Is Bill still sleeping :think: :popcorn:
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No, he have been helping me awl day with the firewood. But we went inside for tacos when it started to snow.. But he is quite happy now and are in control of the TENS machine..
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Bill is looking very interested in what he is doing :like:
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Training, it's his medical (sorry, "medical") skills kicking in... he's like a machine*!
*One that's been left out in the rain too much in a particularly salty geographical location... where stray dogs freely relieve themselves in abundance...
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And he did a very good job I must say! My back feels much better, feels good to have a medic standing my.
But he does enjoy beer and when I was away at nightshifts.. Short story is he got out, got drunk, lost his key and then remember something he seen on MacGyver..
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This is how I found him
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:rofl: excellent :rofl: :like:
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(English word for the thing you put the logs on before you saw them?)
There may be a couple of words. The one I use the most is: Sawbuck. Sometimes if I'm being lazy, I'll just say, 'Sawhorse'.
:iagree:
Mine's absolutely rotten, I need to make a new one... Why am I telling you this?
I'm halfway through making a folding one out of pallets (halfway because I ran out of pallets). I made this one a while back: https://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,69639.0.html
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Nice! :tu:
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:iagree: nice avatar Fuzzy much better :like: :tu:
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Cheers! :tu: Thought it'd cause a little less confusion... Mags and I are still just voices in zoidy's head though so don't tell him.
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Ok I won’t tell him :D :rofl:
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How is Bill doing did he have a
hangover after his drinking session :think: :popcorn:
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No he is quite well I must say! Will try to do something tomorrow. This weekend has been crazy.. But my to do list isn't as long anymore
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At least your to do list is getting done :cheers: :like:
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Is it because you're getting Bill to blitz your list?
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I think he is :D
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I think he is :D
Sadly Bills carefree and relaxing holiday seems to have turned into some kind of mobile global sweatshop.
Poor little guy. :D
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Well.. He says he's having fun!
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Well.. He says he's having fun!
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Maybe he is just trying to be polite :D
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He is very polite. To a fault sometimes.
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I think he is :D
Sadly Bills carefree and relaxing holiday seems to have turned into some kind of mobile global sweatshop.
Poor little guy. :D
And that was Bill thinking he
was going to have a relaxing time :(
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He is very polite. To a fault sometimes.
I know that Bill wouldn’t want to come over rude :think:
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Not when he is a guest at someone’s home :tu:
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I hope he's doing his share of the washing up Kotts.
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Bill likes water so I am sure
he is helping with the washing up :D
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He is very polite. To a fault sometimes.
What!? ??? He threatened to stab me in the eye with a shovel. I don't call that polite!
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You must of annoyed him properly Fuzzy :rofl:
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You must of annoyed him properly Fuzzy :rofl:
Fuzzy can be a little..............well I don't want to say it here,could be mixed company you know, but you get the idea ............ :pok: :pok: :pok:
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What!? ??? He threatened to stab me in the eye with a shovel. I don't call that polite!
You sure he wasn't flirting, Fuzzy? :dunno:
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Bill has done a lot of work lately to help me with my to do list. But he said he was getting tired and wanted to go back to the hotell for a few days. I said yes and after I was done I went over to check in on him.. But i found him on a date with the girl in the front desk. Hope it's alright that I left him unsupervised.. I think she is responsible and they where talking about going climbing
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Excellent Bill looks very happy with himself :like: :tu:
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You must of annoyed him properly Fuzzy :rofl:
Fuzzy can be a little..............well I don't want to say it here,could be mixed company you know, but you get the idea ............ :pok: :pok: :pok:
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You must of annoyed him properly Fuzzy :rofl:
Fuzzy can be a little..............well I don't want to say it here,could be mixed company you know, but you get the idea ............ :pok: :pok: :pok:
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How did the date Bill had go :popcorn:
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Can anyone else hear wedding bells? Or a shotgun?
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Where did Bill broke his arm? I just noticed the cast on his arm…
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Can anyone else hear wedding bells? Or a shotgun?
Sorry, that's me... it's my avant-garde interpretation of Tubular Bells.
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Where did Bill broke his arm? I just noticed the cast on his arm…
I’m pretty sure that mags did it!
I had to give him the cast when he visited me. :cry:
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Can anyone else hear wedding bells? Or a shotgun?
Sorry, that's me... it's my avant-garde interpretation of Tubular Bells.
Ah, you doing your Mike 'The Bike' Oldfield tribute?
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Where did Bill broke his arm? I just noticed the cast on his arm…
I’m pretty sure that mags did it!
I had to give him the cast when he visited me. :cry:
He was in perfectly rude health when we fired him out of torpedo tube number one.
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Poor little fellow…
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I haven't been checking in with Bill today.. I'm working but we will see
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I am sure Bill was supposed to have a good time :think:
But instead he breaks his arm gets left outside
and whatever else bad that
hasn’t been mentioned by members ???
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I'm not even going to tell you what the field voles did to him... :facepalm:
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My little hiker looks a bit worried now he has heard all of this…
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My little hiker looks a bit worried now he has heard all of this…
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As long as you don’t send your little
hiker to any members he will be safe :rofl: :D
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As long as you don’t send your little
hiker to any members he will be safe :rofl: :D
Nope, he's my little photography buddy. Not going anywhere…
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Only Tools Matters
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It has gone very quiet here :think: :popcorn:
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Maybe Kottskrapa lost Bill? That is really scary, because BIlls have amazing transforming boomerang capabilities. First they get lost, then they turn into an expired Bill, before returning at a bad time as a real Big Bill. Bills rarely ever go far away - you can loose Bill, but Bill will always remember you. ::)
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Don't send him to Fuzzy.............he will starve...........last time Bill got there he was 6 foot 3 & weighted,
270 pounds. When he left he was down to 1 1/2 ounces & 1.2 inches tall................. :whistle:
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Are you speechless Fuzzy :rofl: :rofl: :like:
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I shall rise above it...
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I have had a lot to do and not feeling well so Bill and Inga are spending a lot of time together.
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Hey, does anyone else hear kissing sounds right now?
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If he is not careful he will have
a little Bill running around soon :D
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Bill and Inga sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Remember they talked about climbing?
Well, while we were Christmas decorating our house they decided it was time. Inga has been rockclimbing before
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Bill was a bit terrified considering the fact that he usually goes under the sea line, not above!
But he had his helmet on and they took it slow and steady
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I think Bill is enjoying the
time at your place kottskrapa :cheers: :like:
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I really hope he does!
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I really hope he does!
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It’s the happiest I have seen him in a long time :cheers:
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So before the next part I want you awl to sit down! Ok?
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Ok :popcorn:
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Don’t tell me she is pregnant :rofl: :rofl:
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So atleast Wspeed is sitting down?
So after a long day with climbing Inga wanted to show Bill a secret portal to the Elf village and after another climb (the ladder) Bill thought it was the perfect time..
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To propose
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SHE SAID YES
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They kissed
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And then the happiness hit her so hard that she fainted
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Luckily, as we awl know, Bill is a trained medic and are trained for situations like this
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He quickly went after his medical gear
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Luckly he had listened very well to Ingas instructions and are now a very good climber
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He helped her back
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And the rest of the day was spent in front of the fireplace, planing the wedding
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Such a beautiful love story.
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Excellent kottskrapa :like:
They look so good together :dd:
I still think that she is pregnant :whistle:
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Bill and Inga sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Ahem... What did I tell you? :whistle:
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Who knows.. Who knows
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Here is the ultrasound:
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:rofl: excellent :rofl: :like:
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sniff sniff I'm not crying You're crying!
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The time is not on our side.. Or if Legos has another speed on their watches.. But today there was a wedding!
Well guarded
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At this moment Bill was nervous
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At the alter
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With a much more nervous stormtrooper! But he was the one making it official
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They said yes(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181202/e6f64d85aac2695f20225e0bb1345624.jpg)
And awl of the guest was happy
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Låter this week they are going up north to Vidar for their honeymoon
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Looks like it was a shotgun wedding :rofl:
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Take that back WS! It looks like a lovely event. sniff [i[/i] Oh no, got something in my eye again.....
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I am sorry :angel:
It looks a lovely wedding :cheers: :like:
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You better start storing extra rations on the U-boat. You're gonna have extra mouths to feed when Bill gets back.
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And you will have to find
something to store the dirty nappies in :think:
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The smell will be unbearable :facepalm:
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Especially if you are under water for weeks :D
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Congratulations, to the happy couple. :cheers:
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Congratz!!!
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And you will have to find
something to store the dirty nappies in :think:
Your definatly going to have to store them, Inga's big on protecting the environment. No more flusing the toilet through the torpedo tubes.
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And you will have to find
something to store the dirty nappies in :think:
Your definatly going to have to store them, Inga's big on protecting the environment. No more flusing the toilet through the torpedo tubes.
What!!!! ???
That was always the fun bit :facepalm:
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Well.. We try to be good to the nature here in Sweden but awl boats just flush the poop right out to the sea so I think it's ok
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That’s what I thought :think: :tu:
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Reusable nappies? That way you still get to flush the poo.
Beautiful wedding... :)
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It’s hard enough to wash in the submarine >:(
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How can we clean them and
we would need to hang them out ???
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Can’t we get fast degradable nappies :dunno:
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Well...
I've just heard the news...
Well... congratulations... Bill... Iggred...
I'm sure you'll be very happy... I suppose...
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The smell will be unbearable :facepalm:
The baby will get used to it :D
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This is spiraling!
I just love MTO
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The smell will be unbearable :facepalm:
The baby will get used to it :D
I was more talking about you magentus
You are always complaining about smells on the U boat :D
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Yay! Extra deckhands
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Yay! Extra deckhands
Yessss just like in the olden days of farming!
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Is there enough space for a nursery on the U Boat :think:
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Is there enough space for a nursery on the U Boat :think:
Some say it already is a nursery........
We'll find some space - our first U Baby!
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I am sure you will find somewhere :tu:
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Now we should be thinking of a name for the little one :think:
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U-2
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Does romance (and offspring, for that matter) grow so much more quickly in Lego? I haven't watched this thread for three days and look what has happened...! :ahhh
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A view of things to come?!
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A view of things to come?!
Something like that…
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But what if she's not pregnant? I blame Wspeed this and poor Vidar who is next in line and has to fix this
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We saw the scan pic :D
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But what if she's not pregnant? I blame Wspeed this and poor Vidar who is next in line and has to fix this
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What's the gestation period for a minifig? What if Inga gives birth in the post??? :ahhh
You dropped the ball here big time Kotts :pok:
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:iagree: interesting question :popcorn: :D
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O crap! I didn't think of that! Hmm.. Hmm.. Take it easy!! *breathing*
Oh wait! Bill is a medic.. There is no problem here.. Right?!
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O crap! I didn't think of that! Hmm.. Hmm.. Take it easy!! *breathing*
Oh wait! Bill is a medic.. There is no problem here.. Right?!
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Well I'm not sure how you're going to pack hot water and towels which is the main things men need to get for the woman before the birth, plus some form of lighting so they see to cut the cord(s) - it's not the ideal start is it? Being born in the post.
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That would be nasty giving birth whilst being in the post ???
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Inga is Swedish, Bill is British, and they're on their way to Norway. What nationality will the little'un be? Either way she/he will make a great metal musician with the combined heritage of those three metal giants!
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Maybe a little Viking :dd: :like:
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Well.. Seeing it that way I think it will go fine! A little metall head born with in the post while on tour with the proud parents.. What a story that would be
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:iagree: That would be a good story :like: :tu:
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Well.. Seeing it that way I think it will go fine! A little metall head born with in the post while on tour with the proud parents.. What a story that would be
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They could call their band 'Heavy Package'
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Well.. Seeing it that way I think it will go fine! A little metall head born with in the post while on tour with the proud parents.. What a story that would be
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They could call their band 'Heavy Package'
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:iagree: :rofl: :rofl:
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Well, Bill has other duty right now.. My gf got tonsillitis and he felt that it was his duty to get the right prescriptions and to get her the right dose of meds
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Good on Bill :D
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That would be nasty giving birth whilst being in the post ???
Yeah... she might get post natal depression. ::)
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That would be nasty giving birth whilst being in the post ???
Yeah... she might get post natal depression. ::)
No don’t say that!!
That would be horrible :ahhh :ahhh
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Right... I've done an artist impression of the forthcoming
mutant sprog...
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If it doesn't look like this, then there's something seriously a miss. It all seems far tooooo rushed for my liking... Something doesn't fit... quite literally (snigger)...
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... I mean, what exactly do we know about this so-called Inga? What's her background? Has she been married before? How many of her former lovers are indeed still alive? Where did she get the money to pay for that hotel... and I might add her rather extravagant lifestyle? Hmmmmmmm?
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That’s a good point Fuzzy :think: :like:
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It has arrived!!!! :ahhh
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No not the green sprog. :facepalm:
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The Jääkäripuukko. :woohoo:
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Nice one Zoidy, we can compare sizes... :facepalm:
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Well.. Seeing it that way I think it will go fine! A little metall head born with in the post while on tour with the proud parents.. What a story that would be
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Born while on world tour. I'm sure that happens a lot - at least the making part.
Lets hope the little one isn't deformed with ten fingers and toes. I've never seen a lego like that, so I'm worried what happens to those that doesn't fit the mold?
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... I mean, what exactly do we know about this so-called Inga? What's her background? Has she been married before? How many of her former lovers are indeed still alive? Where did she get the money to pay for that hotel... and I might add her rather extravagant lifestyle? Hmmmmmmm?
Also, she seems rather keen to leave the hotel behind. Is it a front for the mob?
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... I mean, what exactly do we know about this so-called Inga? What's her background? Has she been married before? How many of her former lovers are indeed still alive? Where did she get the money to pay for that hotel... and I might add her rather extravagant lifestyle? Hmmmmmmm?
Also, she seems rather keen to leave the hotel behind. Is it a front for the mob?
:rofl: :rofl: :dunno:
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Let's just say that being on the traveling foot is a good thing right now
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They're on the run!?! :o :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Blimey! Bill was supposed to be having a break from all the drama associated with living on the U-Boat - Now in the space of a couple of days he's been tricked into marrying a mobster, is an expectant father and is now on the run from the rest of the mob. :ahhh
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Relax! Inga is experienced, she's not pregnant (it's just a cover) they have bodyguards and they are soon leaving for Norway and as a reminder, it is outside of the EU
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I thought she was pregnant :think:
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Just what the frog is going on? The U-Boat crew have spent the whole morning turfing Pabs out of torpedo tube no.2 to make it into a nursery. painted it a really nice grey and everything! We put the cushion in there and built a cot from an old torpedo crate. Has the whole mornings work been in vain??
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I tried to tell you but nobody would listen!
Now she might as well get pregnant.. But I think that's up to them
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I tried to tell you but nobody would listen!
Now she might as well get pregnant.. But I think that's up to them
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Well, it's the least they can do after all the hard work we put in with the nursery. Hardest hours work I've ever done.
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I am sure the space will get used again
At least you have finally painted torpedo tube 2
Now you have to paint the other tubes :tu:
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I am sure the space will get used again
At least you have finally painted torpedo tube 2
Now you have to paint the other tubes :tu:
Only when someone else gets pregnant.
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can I have torpedo tube 2 back?
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can I have torpedo tube 2 back?
Yes...............As long as you're pregnant.
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How do I do that? ???
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Relax! Inga is experienced, she's not pregnant (it's just a cover) they have bodyguards and they are soon leaving for Norway and as a reminder, it is outside of the EU
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Lucky Bill...
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How do I do that? ???
Sigh. OK, as ships captain I guess it's my job to teach the birds and the bees to our younger crew members.
When one submariner loves another submariner very much they sometimes sneak off to the brig for a lovely nap. Then, nine months later a tiny tiny depth charge shoots out of torpedo tube no.4 and everyone is very happy.
Is that clear?
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How do I do that? ???
Sigh. OK, as ships captain I guess it's my job to teach the birds and the bees to our younger crew members.
When one submariner loves another submariner very much they sometimes sneak off to the brig for a lovely nap. Then, nine months later a tiny tiny depth charge shoots out of torpedo tube no.4 and everyone is very happy.
Is that clear?
Um....
But Inga is not a submariner?
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She has a lifejacket?
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I am sure Bill will teach her
about how to become a Submariner :D
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Relax! Inga is experienced, she's not pregnant (it's just a cover) they have bodyguards and they are soon leaving for Norway and as a reminder, it is outside of the EU
Ah, the classic cover for smuggling a baby load worth of low priced EU goods tax free into Norway... Even after some thinking I can't come up with anything worth smuggling the other way. That is kind of sad I guess.
It used to be a tradition for kids living along the border area to get some extra income by going along with perfect strangers who were driving abroad to shop. Those so called "meat kids" provided a valuable service as the tax free allowance is per person. (These days though it seems dubious for kids to jump into strangers cars for money and go abroad..)
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Today is the day.. Feels kinda sad but it was time.. We said goodbye and Bill, Inga, me, my gf and the kids had had a lot fun but for some reason they has to go abroad for a little while and continue their travel around the world.
Looking forward to see the rest of this adventure and say thanks for letting me hosting them
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Relax! Inga is experienced, she's not pregnant (it's just a cover) they have bodyguards and they are soon leaving for Norway and as a reminder, it is outside of the EU
Ah, the classic cover for smuggling a baby load worth of low priced EU goods tax free into Norway... Even after some thinking I can't come up with anything worth smuggling the other way. That is kind of sad I guess.
It used to be a tradition for kids living along the border area to get some extra income by going along with perfect strangers who were driving abroad to shop. Those so called "meat kids" provided a valuable service as the tax free allowance is per person. (These days though it seems dubious for kids to jump into strangers cars for money and go abroad..)
Well I had to fill out a form to be able to send them along..
I would not let my kids go in to cars with strangers.. Different times..
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Thanks kottskrapa for looking after Bill
I think Bill won’t forget the good times
He has had at your place :cheers:
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Thanks kottskrapa for looking after Bill
I think Bill won’t forget the good times
He has had at your place :cheers:
Hah! An arranged marriage? Poor little Bill.
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Can’t wait to see the next part of their travels :popcorn:
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Thanks kottskrapa for looking after Bill
I think Bill won’t forget the good times
He has had at your place :cheers:
Hah! An arranged marriage? Poor little Bill.
An arranged marriage to a Swedish blonde... yeah, poor Bill.
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It has arrived!!!! :ahhh
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No not the green sprog. :facepalm:
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The Jääkäripuukko. :woohoo:
Well finally! :cheers:
Hope you like it, Dr. Z!
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I'm kinda hurt for not being the first to hear it... :(
Just kidding! :pok: :D
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Today is the day.. Feels kinda sad but it was time.. We said goodbye and Bill, Inga, me, my gf and the kids had had a lot fun but for some reason they has to go abroad for a little while and continue their travel around the world.
Looking forward to see the rest of this adventure and say thanks for letting me hosting them
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Eer!... She's got my shovel! :ahhh
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... actually, does she know where that shovels been?!
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At least you have a pic of the shovel :D
I am sure Bill would of given it a good clean :tu:
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It's clean! And she's just helping him carry his gear
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That's alright... bit small for me anyway. Still docking it from his wages though.
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I've heard those tiny shovels are price, too.
.....WAIT! Wages? We have to pay Bill? :think:
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I've heard those tiny shovels are price, too.
.....WAIT! Wages? We have to pay Bill? :think:
Well.. I didn't.. I did wrong?
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I'm starting to think that Bill conned Fuzzy out of a few pence....... :rofl:
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Guys! Everyone knows qualified minifigs earn 5 Euro a day plus breakfast, elevens's, brunch, lunch. tea and supper and all the builders tea they can drink.
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Guys! Everyone knows qualified minifigs earn 5 Euro a day plus breakfast, elevens's, brunch, lunch. tea and supper and all the builders tea they can drink.
And there I was thinking that skimpy rations of salty porridge covered everything ? ???
Or was that only for sub-sea working conditions ?
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Guys! Everyone knows qualified minifigs earn 5 Euro a day plus breakfast, elevens's, brunch, lunch. tea and supper and all the builders tea they can drink.
And there I was thinking that skimpy rations of salty porridge covered everything ? ???
Or was that only for sub-sea working conditions ?
Yup, that's just on the U-Boat.
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I hear everything on that U-Boat is substandard...
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Yes!
It's even sub-marine
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Oi! :twak: :rofl:
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Oi! :twak: :rofl:
Yep - It's a substandard, damp, dark and dangerous place to live but we love it!
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I thought it was just standard (for a sub). :dunno:
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No, it's a substandard sub.
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Aren't all subs substandard? :think:
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No, you're thinking of underwater stands, for displaying items underwater.
Submarines must adhere to strict maritime laws but we lost the pamphlet.
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I am surprised that the U Boat still works :think:
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I am surprised that the U Boat still works :think:
Me too WS. Sometimes I think it's just the water pressure holding it all together.
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I am surprised that the U Boat still works :think:
Me too WS. Sometimes I think it's just the water pressure holding it all together.
That’s what I was thinking :think: :D
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I am surprised that the U Boat still works :think:
Me too WS. Sometimes I think it's just the water pressure holding it all together.
That’s what I was thinking :think: :D
Not a problem until we need some fresh air.
I have asked Santa for an extra extra extra long snorkel. Also I asked Cthulhu coz you never know.
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And what about that hole you
tried to fix with old newspapers
That should really be fixed properly ???
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And what about that hole you
tried to fix with old newspapers
That should really be fixed properly ???
Didn't Pabs stick a sock in it and it set like concrete? :think:
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Yes he did try but it needs to be metal :tu:
Metal and concrete don’t stick together well :think:
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And what about that hole you
tried to fix with old newspapers
That should really be fixed properly ???
Didn't Pabs stick a sock in it and it set like concrete? :think:
Yes, together with his pair of pants. They act like epoxy.
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And what about that hole you
tried to fix with old newspapers
That should really be fixed properly ???
Didn't Pabs stick a sock in it and it set like concrete? :think:
Yes, together with his pair of pants. They act like epoxy.
That's right yes... that's when we discovered Pabyepoxide... the wonder of the modern world! :tu:
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And what about that hole you
tried to fix with old newspapers
That should really be fixed properly ???
Didn't Pabs stick a sock in it and it set like concrete? :think:
Yes, together with his pair of pants. They act like epoxy.
That's right yes... that's when we discovered Pabyepoxide... the wonder of the modern world! :tu:
Marketing line; It's Pantastic!!
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And what about that hole you
tried to fix with old newspapers
That should really be fixed properly ???
Didn't Pabs stick a sock in it and it set like concrete? :think:
Yes, together with his pair of pants. They act like epoxy.
That's right yes... that's when we discovered Pabyepoxide... the wonder of the modern world! :tu:
Marketing line; It's Pantastic!!
Bit ironic... considering he keeps breaking things.
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For every Yin there's a Yang.
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Ah... of course... makes sense now.
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Please keep in mind the limited supply, though.
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Please keep in mind the limited supply, though.
How are we supposed to run a business on limited supply Pabs? Where's that 'can do' attitude? Now get cracking!
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Please keep in mind the limited supply, though.
How are we supposed to run a business on limited supply Pabs? Where's that 'can do' attitude? Now get cracking!
Exactly... your letting the side down! :twak: Now, drink your electrolytes. :tu:
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Please keep in mind the limited supply, though.
How are we supposed to run a business on limited supply Pabs? Where's that 'can do' attitude? Now get cracking!
Exactly... your letting the side down! :twak: Now, drink your electrolytes. :tu:
And extra salty porridge rations as well.
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It would work better with clean water and non-salty porridge.... just saying. :dunno:
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It would work better with clean water and non-salty porridge.... just saying. :dunno:
You're not the Boat's Scientist Pabs - That's Vinegar Marlenes job. Now eat up that extra portion of porridge like a good lad.
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mmmmf!
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:rofl:
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Pabs:
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr01/6/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7123-1383762847-4.gif)
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That gif is even age correct :sa:
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:D
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ...sorry Pabs
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:rofl: :rofl:
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+1 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Can’t wait to see Bill again :popcorn:
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Me too! But the Swedish postal service makes me nervous
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Why is that kottskrapa :think: :tu:
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I've received notice that a small green dude with entourage is being held at the post office of all places. Maybe some scheme for cheap travel. It seems some Swedish father-in-law had told him to go where the sun doesn't shine, so he has certainly come to the right place.
The post has asked me to come and bail them out quickly as they keep opening random Xmas packages. I should be able to do so when I return in a day or two. Hopefully he wont be too upset about waiting around at such an exciting place for a day or two? ::)
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:rofl:
At least he isn't lost.....again.....
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Why is that kottskrapa :think: :tu:
Well, they are a private company now, at least some of it.. And they take in contractors, the cheapest ones.. Everything other week it is in the paper with lost pagage, trucks on the highway with opened doors during high speeds and so on..
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I've received notice that a small green dude with entourage is being held at the post office of all places. Maybe some scheme for cheap travel. It seems some Swedish father-in-law had told him to go where the sun doesn't shine, so he has certainly come to the right place.
The post has asked me to come and bail them out quickly as they keep opening random Xmas packages. I should be able to do so when I return in a day or two. Hopefully he wont be too upset about waiting around at such an exciting place for a day or two? ::)
That's awlsome! And surprisingly fast
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Why is that kottskrapa :think: :tu:
Well, they are a private company now, at least some of it.. And they take in contractors, the cheapest ones.. Everything other week it is in the paper with lost pagage, trucks on the highway with opened doors during high speeds and so on..
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(https://66.media.tumblr.com/9ff59fa12366c40cf1ce96f87d636aca/tumblr_o88xd4URps1r9hvapo4_1280.png)
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Why is that kottskrapa :think: :tu:
Well, they are a private company now, at least some of it.. And they take in contractors, the cheapest ones.. Everything other week it is in the paper with lost pagage, trucks on the highway with opened doors during high speeds and so on..
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(https://66.media.tumblr.com/9ff59fa12366c40cf1ce96f87d636aca/tumblr_o88xd4URps1r9hvapo4_1280.png)
Haha true!
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Why is that kottskrapa :think: :tu:
Well, they are a private company now, at least some of it.. And they take in contractors, the cheapest ones.. Everything other week it is in the paper with lost pagage, trucks on the highway with opened doors during high speeds and so on..
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(https://66.media.tumblr.com/9ff59fa12366c40cf1ce96f87d636aca/tumblr_o88xd4URps1r9hvapo4_1280.png)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Sounds like a good way of losing parcels :facepalm:
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Why is that kottskrapa :think: :tu:
Well, they are a private company now, at least some of it.. And they take in contractors, the cheapest ones.. Everything other week it is in the paper with lost pagage, trucks on the highway with opened doors during high speeds and so on..
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Postnord... Just saying :facepalm:
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I'm starting to get worried now.. Did they get lost on the darkness? Or did the mob get to them first?
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I'm starting to get worried now.. Did they get lost on the darkness? Or did the mob get to them first?
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What do you know kotts?
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Did the mob come looking for you kottskrapa :think:
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They said that I wasn't allowed to say anything.. Oh crap, I have said to much..
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They said that I wasn't allowed to say anything.. Oh crap, I have said to much..
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Many of us on the U Boat are here on the Witness Protection Scheme Kotts. There's always a warm welcoming damp corner here for you.........
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You make the U-boat sound like an armpit, Mags.......
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It's just as salty... :shrug:
And smelly :dwts:
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I'm wondering if it's actually Inga that has ties to a certain organization....... :think:
Why the quick marriage? Starting to feel like an escape plan: change of name, bouncing from country to country, always one-step ahead......mmm hmmmm.
I do hope poor innocent Bill isn't being used here!
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I'm wondering if it's actually Inga that has ties to a certain organization....... :think:
Why the quick marriage? Starting to feel like an escape plan: change of name, bouncing from country to country, always one-step ahead......mmm hmmmm.
I do hope poor innocent Bill isn't being used here!
While Bill comes across as an 'innocent abroad', bear in mind he does come from the U Boat - You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy (to quote a wise jedi)
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I really hope that Bill knows what he has got himself in to :think:
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I appreciate the offer of hiding in your salty, sweating armpit but it's not necessary right now and I think it's just an misunderstanding I mean.. Bill was a guest at the hotell and Inga worked in the reception? Or was it just a cover...
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I will keep my fingers crossed for Bill :tu:
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I appreciate the offer of hiding in your salty, sweating armpit but it's not necessary right now and I think it's just an misunderstanding I mean.. Bill was a guest at the hotell and Inga worked in the reception? Or was it just a cover...
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Either way Kotts, I'll keep a bunk on standby for you. Left or right side of the Boat? Front or back? Inside or out?
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Have you still got that torpedo tube empty :think:
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I appreciate the offer of hiding in your salty, sweating armpit but it's not necessary right now and I think it's just an misunderstanding I mean.. Bill was a guest at the hotell and Inga worked in the reception? Or was it just a cover...
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Either way Kotts, I'll keep a bunk on standby for you. Left or right side of the Boat? Front or back? Inside or out?
My own bunk?! That's more than I ever had during my punk days, back then you slept where you crashed down.. So many options! But I have a small bladder so close to a toilet or a bucket please
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I think you will have to bring your own bucket :facepalm:
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Seems fair when I think about it
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I think i mostlybfear Finnish post, they are good loosing packets and letters nowdays
Only Tools Matters
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Some noises and swearing outside caught my attention. After a bit of search for the source I found this dubious looking couple walking about after getting stuck in the snow with a motorbike.
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Handcuffs so the precious cargo doesn't get lost? :rofl:
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I forgot Medical Bill at the post office, and it seems they just made a run for it instead? :dunno:
At first I thought the handcuffs was an example of bad customer service by the Swedish postal service, but Medical Bill explained that it belongs to Inga. It seems swedish blondes have hand cuffs as EDC carry. I didn't ask how they had ended up cuffed together - that seemed like a personal thing.
Anyway, they have arrived all good. I asked about the others, but they had insisted on waiting until the sun got up to make their run for it from the post office. So about February sometime I guess..
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Nice to see the happy couple again :tu: :like:
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Not sure how happy they are if handcuffs are what's keeping them together... :think: :ahhh
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Not sure how happy they are if handcuffs are what's keeping them together... :think: :ahhh
Neither am I :dunno:
Something is going on ???
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At least they are safe.....for now...
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Safe and safe.. There is always the chance one of the neighbors get them while they are blissfully walking outside. I can imagine several would run off with them just in the off case they might be edible.
Hm. I should probably go check and get them in as the responsible host I am. :facepalm:
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Yes. A warm dry spot. And a little salty porridge seems to be in order....... :tu:
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Happy to see them again! Didn't remember Inga packing cuffs but one can't remember everything
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I really did not think this thread was gonna get kinky .........family forum & all :facepalm:
Mistress Inga .........????????? :dunno:
:popcorn:
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And how did they ride that dirt bike with cuffs?
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I really did not think this thread was gonna get kinky .........family forum & all :facepalm:
Mistress Inga .........????????? :dunno:
:popcorn:
Kinky? How can you think that? :pok: It is all very innocent: Inga had told Bill she had a problem with sleep walking and asked if he would be willing to help. Being medically minded he said yes, and before he knew it he was cuffed to the lady. She hasn't walked off far in her sleep ever after, so while a bit radical it does work. Bill thinks she might have attachment or abandonment issues or something like that. Something long starting with A anyway.
Happy to see them again! Didn't remember Inga packing cuffs but one can't remember everything
I was more impressed with her hiding a pry bar! My guess is that the fashionable rescue vest isn't really what it looks like? Maybe she is like some Swedish Jane Bond, just with less fancy gear?
And how did they ride that dirt bike with cuffs?
Again, Inga has weird talents for sure!
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Can’t wait to see what they get up to :popcorn:
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Today I had to sort various heaps of unused unsorted stainless steel nut-side parts. Thankfully Medical Bill volunteered to help.
While his attitude was helpful his actual work had some clear shortcomings. (Pun intended). He was really bad at throwing the parts and hitting inside so lots of parts just ended up in a mess on the outside anyway.
On a different note certain bugs are able to carry crazy weights relative to their own limited stature. Medical Bill isn't far behind on that scale - he is very strong for his size.
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Who knew he was so mighty! He could give WSpeed a run for his money with biceps like that!
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A ladder would have been handy :think: :tu:
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A ladder would have been handy :think: :tu:
We tried a ladder but even the first step is much higher than the glasses...
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A ladder would have been handy :think: :tu:
We tried a ladder but even the first step is much higher than the glasses...
:rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
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Maybe invest in one of these:
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That would work :tu: :like:
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I guess shoveling dirt and chopping firewood has paid off but keep an eye out so he don't starts to mess with you and put the wrong thing in the wrong jar
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Actually, carrying big heavy stuff up a ladder or a scaffolding is really cumbersome. I've sweared a whole lot trying and failing earlier...
We decided to contact an architect instead for better and innovative solution. Turns out this is an old problem that has been solved. Received suggestion below:
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To be fair good advice is expensive, and we didn't pay anything... :facepalm:
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That’s a good idea :tu:
But I would want a banister fitted
to at least one side of the stairs :D
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For safety :like:
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Ah, I knew something must be missing. Oh well, all done with the heaps for now anyway.
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Luckily nothing went wrong :tu:
As I am sure you aren’t insured
for if Bill needs a hospital :ahhh :ahhh
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Lego doctors aren’t cheap :D
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Lego doctors aren’t cheap :D
No, they're not are they!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/LEGO-Doctor-Minifigure-City-Worker/dp/B01K8XGTCQ/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1544807150&sr=8-13&keywords=lego+dr
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Maybe invest in one of these:
That... would not pass HSE regs!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Lego doctors aren’t cheap :D
No, they're not are they!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/LEGO-Doctor-Minifigure-City-Worker/dp/B01K8XGTCQ/ref=sr_1_13?ie=UTF8&qid=1544807150&sr=8-13&keywords=lego+dr
That’s a years wages :ahhh :ahhh
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Lego doctors aren’t cheap :D
Hospitals are almost free in Norway though... Breaching work safety rules on the other hand :ahhh
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Maybe your hospitals :D
But not a Lego hospital
We are talking speSmurfpillst doctors :tu:
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And speSmurfpillst equipment :facepalm:
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I don't think they actually try to heal at all. They are more big picture guys that just remove and replace.
How much was that new arm of his?
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I am not sure where it even came from :dunno:
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Or who :D
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Very nice of someone to donate an arm though!
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Just depends on if it was
given voluntary or with brutal force :D
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Inga and her special talents have caused regress to full paranoia in my entrepreneur brain. After all, didn't she show up just before Bill was known to come here? And she made sure she would join using handcuffs no less. And who really carries around a hidden pry bar anyway?
I fear Bill might have fallen for some Swedish blonde honey trap. Likely set up by the evil Swedish industrial espionage network. If you haven't heard about them before it is because they are just that good!
So she might have arranged to come here to commit industrial espionage or even sabotage! That I might be paranoid doesn't prove otherwise! :ahhh
Thus in an effort of counterespionage I've setup a kind of discrete little trap on my own. Under a thin veil are prototypes of the next three products to finish in the pipeline. That should be a tempting target. Maybe tempting enough for her to blow her cover. We shall see!
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Espionage from a swede? I hardly talk to each other haven't you seen pictures of how we are waiting for the bus?
Oh.. That might be a good cover when I think of it..
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Espionage from a swede? I hardly talk to each other haven't you seen pictures of how we are waiting for the bus?
Oh.. That might be a good cover when I think of it..
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Sounds similar. Might be an old norse thing? After all, if someone might use their sword to chop just because you happen to be in range some distance can be healthy... Maybe even evolution? Rangewise unnatural selection?
Of course it could also be that Inga is in collusion with that Swedish House Mafia. This is a house after all. :facepalm:
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... haven't you seen pictures of how we are waiting for the bus?
Hahahaha! Ok, you're even worse than Norwegians! Amazing! :D
You know how to spot Norwegians abroad? You have a more than fair chance if there are some sitting as far away as possible from everyone else in restaurants, cinema, bus or whatnot. There are fewer with the classic goretex jacket and rucksack uniform these days, but also a fairly sure bet if you see one :)
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Espionage from a swede? I hardly talk to each other haven't you seen pictures of how we are waiting for the bus?
Oh.. That might be a good cover when I think of it..
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Sounds similar. Might be an old norse thing? After all, if someone might use their sword to chop just because you happen to be in range some distance can be healthy... Maybe even evolution? Rangewise unnatural selection?
Of course it could also be that Inga is in collusion with that Swedish House Mafia. This is a house after all. :facepalm:
It does make sense when you say it like that.. Never thought of that to be the reason actually
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... haven't you seen pictures of how we are waiting for the bus?
Hahahaha! Ok, you're even worse than Norwegians! Amazing! :D
You know how to spot Norwegians abroad? You have a more than fair chance if there are some sitting as far away as possible from everyone else in restaurants, cinema, bus or whatnot. There are fewer with the classic goretex jacket and rucksack uniform these days, but also a fairly sure bet if you see one :)
I live on the westcoast fairly close to Norway so I have seen it. But I'm Swedish so so I'm sitting conformable at the same distance
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Well... you're going to have to take her out. Get Bill to do it with the shovel... then use the shovel to dispose of the evidence... then send it to me - I need it to shift the midden.
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This is getting creepy
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Well... you're going to have to take her out. Get Bill to do it with the shovel... then use the shovel to dispose of the evidence... then send it to me - I need it to shift the midden.
But I don't want to invite her out? Bill will be so upset!
As for disposing of stuff it is not my area of expertise, but maybe the 13 ton excavator outside could do the job? I'll borrow it to Bill. Anyway, Bill is busy right now.
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Away with the creepy and in with the curiosity
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Today I thought I'd shamelessly exploit Medical Bills experience visiting and observing multi-tool users. I've cleared my desk, and I've provided some sketching tools and a few classic books for Bills reference. We've also had some basic 3D CAD training so he can hit the ground running. (If the CAD commercials are anything to go by Medical Bill should be productive just like that! ::) )
So I've tasked Medical Bill with coming up with the perfect multitool compromise. I'll give him the day for that - should be interesting. If he is good he will get porridge with extra salty salt later!
:popcorn:
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:like: AI at work on MT design :like:
Just a little bit off topic, but how do you get the pencils and caliper to stand up so perfectly straight? :o
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:like: AI at work on MT design :like:
Just a little bit off topic, but how do you get the pencils and caliper to stand up so perfectly straight? :o
They have no choice - they are stuck in an exact sized vertical hole. They can't even turn. :) (That ensures that the pencil softness is always visible from the front).
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This is fun :popcorn:
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Away with the creepy and in with the curiosity
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Geeeeesssss... you try and give some constructive advice and get called creepy. Honestly!
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Well... you're going to have to take her out. Get Bill to do it with the shovel... then use the shovel to dispose of the evidence... then send it to me - I need it to shift the midden.
But I don't want to invite her out? Bill will be so upset!
As for disposing of stuff it is not my area of expertise, but maybe the 13 ton excavator outside could do the job? I'll borrow it to Bill. Anyway, Bill is busy right now.
Right... change of plan, screw the shovel, can I borrow your 13 toner?
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Right... change of plan, screw the shovel, can I borrow your 13 toner?
It is terrible useless at long travels.
That said I'm sure there are wheeled excavators close too you as well. I can highly recommend them. They are true multi-tools and even have exchangeable tooling: I've used mine for digging, leveling, landscaping, snow removal, lifting, compacting, bending, crushing, demolition, moving of pallets and whatnot, and as a work platform. Wheeled excavators with their high point of gravity can even do wonders against constipation.
Highly recommended! The world need more hobby road builders :cheers:
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:iagree: they are a lot of fun :tu: :like:
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Well... you're going to have to take her out. Get Bill to do it with the shovel... then use the shovel to dispose of the evidence... then send it to me - I need it to shift the midden.
But I don't want to invite her out? Bill will be so upset!
As for disposing of stuff it is not my area of expertise, but maybe the 13 ton excavator outside could do the job? I'll borrow it to Bill. Anyway, Bill is busy right now.
Right... change of plan, screw the shovel, can I borrow your 13 toner?
Toner? What decade are you living in grandad?
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:rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
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Well... you're going to have to take her out. Get Bill to do it with the shovel... then use the shovel to dispose of the evidence... then send it to me - I need it to shift the midden.
But I don't want to invite her out? Bill will be so upset!
As for disposing of stuff it is not my area of expertise, but maybe the 13 ton excavator outside could do the job? I'll borrow it to Bill. Anyway, Bill is busy right now.
Right... change of plan, screw the shovel, can I borrow your 13 toner?
Toner? What decade are you living in grandad?
You can scoff if you want to, but 13 tons of ink will pretty much take care of aaaaalllllll my printing needs 'til the day I shuffle off my mortal coil etc...
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Away with the creepy and in with the curiosity
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Geeeeesssss... you try and give some constructive advice and get called creepy. Honestly!
It's murder we are talking about! It's not the dark ages anymore when you had at least two kills before breakfast
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Away with the creepy and in with the curiosity
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Geeeeesssss... you try and give some constructive advice and get called creepy. Honestly!
It's murder we are talking about! It's not the dark ages anymore when you had at least two kills before breakfast
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Tell me about it... (sigh)...
Anyway, nooooobody said anything about murder... just you... just then.
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Murder!!!! Who has been killed :think: :ahhh
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SIGH . Bunch of teenybopper kids ........... :facepalm:
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I blame Butch :tu:
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Murder!!!! Who has been killed :think: :ahhh
Inga, Bill did it with a shovel apparently... That didn't last long.
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Lord I really tried to raise these hoodlums right :bnghd: :bnghd: :bnghd:
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Looks like someone will want to talk to Bill :D
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Inga is missing? :dunno:
Bill has been eagerly working on the multi-tool design all day though. He hasn't been out the office at all. He seemed quite in the zone when I popped in earlier. If Inga is missing I think the main suspects would be the raven, stout or otter. They could easily crush her little igloo I suppose.
I'll take a look around and see if can find her. She hasn't fallen for my discrete trap yet anyway.
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After a bit of searching I found Inga with some stored tools. She was surprised but happy to see me. She had meant to go to the kitchen, but instead done a wrong right then a wrong left and gotten herself lost. She tried climbing some tool to get a better view of the situation. That is her story anyway. To me it looked like she tried to pry apart the null setting tool which could be crucial for doing milling operations. Not sure what to make out of it, but I took pictures so you can judge yourself.
Anyway, she hasn't been taken by any of the neighbors at least.
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That said I'm sure there are wheeled excavators close too you as well. I can highly recommend them. They are true multi-tools and even have exchangeable tooling: I've used mine for digging, leveling, landscaping, snow removal, lifting, compacting, bending, crushing, demolition, moving of pallets and whatnot, and as a work platform. Wheeled excavators with their high point of gravity can even do wonders against constipation.
I'm guessing their effectiveness as a constipation remedy is directly proportional to the lack of skill and foolhardiness of the operator ? :D :rofl:
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This Inga seems like trouble........the more we learn, the more concerning the situation.
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I'm guessing their effectiveness as a constipation remedy is directly proportional to the lack of skill and foolhardiness of the operator ? :D :rofl:
That certainly helps things along! :D People who are used to tracked excavators have a few other adjustments than just the high gravity point though. The tires are filled with air which means this thing can bounce. That comes in handy when crushing rock for instance - that bucket can come down at much faster speeds than the hydraulics itself can lower it. On the other hand if you drive along the road at 40-50 and hit a bump that gets it bouncing that can be very interesting - there are no springs or dampeners as in cars. And there is less surface contact with wheels so higher local pressure - more chance that something slides or gives in.
On the positive side I save lot of money for roller coasters or skydiving stuff. :tu: :D
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So I thought I'd check on Bill and his progress with multi-tool design. After all he had been eagerly toiling away all day and then some. I have to agree Fuzzbucket though - he is next to useless at focusing. This was a total waste of my time! :facepalm:
It seems he had quickly forgotten all about multi-tools. Instead he had raided the bookshelf, and now Medical Bill wants to become a plastic surgeon. I guess that makes total sense for a Lego figure with a medical interest. And I hear their specialized hospitals are very expensive, so some money to be made as well.
His initial offering seems to be to carve (!) a six pack for lazy athletic wannabees. Sounds like a huge market!
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:rofl:
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Hmmmm....
Boys boys boys, I'm looking for a good time...
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:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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I tried asking him if carving seems like an approved surgical technique. He said that would be the best bet for the chiseled look he wants to provide.
Maybe he should rather be a sculptor?
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:facepalm:
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I'm starting to think Medical Bill is called Medical Bill because he takes lots of medication? Surely it isn't because of his medical qualifications? His entire suitcase is probably full of it. Well, half full by now I guess.
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Bill was quite upset here earlier. He figured some honorable recognition to remember the winning vote in this thread was long overdue!
Using my possibly medication infused artistic visions, (helpfully supplied by Bill to further the good cause), I imagine something like the sketched bronze statue below should be appropriate.
Bill was for whatever reason provoked by my artistic direction and expression. I helpfully explained that good art should be provokative and emotional. That just made him even more provoked so I guess it wasn't really all that helpful. :dunno:
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When it comes to art Bill is a bit of a philistine, or 'Billistine' as we call him. Just give him some of the green pills and he'll brighten up soon enough. :tu:
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Are you sure it was the green pills :think:
I thought it was the blue ones :D
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Are you sure it was the green pills :think:
I thought it was the blue ones :D
Noooo... silly boy... That's Nix, he's getting on a bit now you know! :tu:
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Are you sure it was the green pills :think:
I thought it was the blue ones :D
Noooo... silly boy... That's Nix, he's getting on a bit now you know! :tu:
I knew someone had the blue pills :D
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Are you sure it was the green pills :think:
I thought it was the blue ones :D
Noooo... silly boy... That's Nix, he's getting on a bit now you know! :tu:
I knew someone had the blue pills :D
Yeah, I think he said in strictest conflagration or something, whatever that means, I forget now... :think:
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:rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
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What ever it is it sounds contagious :D
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That's right, I remember now, he told me not to te... :facepalm:
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Your secret is safe with me Fuzzy :tu:
Now where is magentus :think: :D
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:to: There's no way I'm sharing my blue pills when Bill comes to visit. Not only out of the question, but sounds a bit dangerous. I don't mean to sound inhospitable, but there are limits.......
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No you don’t want to share your
pills that would be really stupid ???
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I am glad that you are being a responsible adult Nix :D
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Medical Bill and Inga has been patiently looking out the windows and up to the skies for days now. Like some desperate tourists they hope to see the northern lights. They are so enthusiastic that I haven't had the heart to tell them the mild temperature (-5 or so) probably means there are skies up there covering any hope so far.
In the meantime me and Bill have been working on a discrete almost clandestine everyday travelling method. He claims he needs that for some reason. Seeing how he normally travels around in a u-boat I guess he has his reasons. He also wanted some place to put the contraband luggage.
Maybe this forum got to me, but what better way for everyday travel than a SAK mod? Add a 10.5mm layer, a folding knife style opening, and he can just pop-up from hiding whenever. Thematically correct scales are an option of course. Studded for good grip..
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Cool, I really hope that becomes a real thing
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Cool, I really hope that becomes a real thing
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Fairly straight forward to make.
That said one might want to accept a little protrusion on the backside so Bill can sink a bit lower and thus protect the arm sticking up better. After all he has already lost an arm once.
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Nice idea Vidar :tu:
Is it a coincidence that the shape of Bill's new conveyance looks as if it might fit in torpedo tube #5?
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Nice idea Vidar :tu:
Is it a coincidence that the shape of Bill's new conveyance looks as if it might fit in torpedo tube #5?
No coincidence. And that free arm is for propulsion. The one sided propulsion might mean he swims in circles and come back to hit the u-boat though... :facepalm:
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Well as long as the warhead isn't armed there's no harm done eh? I'd like to suggest a cushioned warhead (unarmed) so Bill doesn't wake us all when he bangs against the hull. Pretty please and thank you.
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Cushion added...
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Well.. smurf me with a smurfing big smurf smurfing smurf - that is one of the coolest things I've seen in ages! :hatsoff:
I actually really like the arm hanging out for its sheer bizarreness... So what if he looses another arm, it'll be worth it! :tu:
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Cushion added...
Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
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Cushion added...
Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
Whatever do you mean? ??? ??? :D
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Cushion added...
Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
Yes please Fuzzy. Please point out what you think it looks like.
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A microphone? :whistle:
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Cushion added...
Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
Yes please Fuzzy. Please point out what you think it looks like.
Well... Toad obviously...
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That and a butt plug... or Donald Trumps cock if you believe Stormy Daniels.
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Excellent idea Vidar :tu: :like:
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Cushion added...
Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
Yes please Fuzzy. Please point out what you think it looks like.
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Cushion added...
Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
Yes please Fuzzy. Please point out what you think it looks like.
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Well it's the only tone I have.
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That Bill sure is eccentric. Nice work, Vidar! :cheers:
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Cushion added...
Erm... Mags... Should I point out what it looks like now or will... hmmmmm.
Yes please Fuzzy. Please point out what you think it looks like.
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Well it's the only tone I have.
Well... it's not my fault you've only one smurfty tone. Some of us (me) are blessed with many many... many wonderful tones.
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Well... it's not my fault you've only one smurfty tone. Some of us (me) are blessed with many many... many wonderful tones.
Being able to sing in the shower...to your own delight....does not constitute "many tones".....just sayin'.....
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Well... it's not my fault you've only one smurfty tone. Some of us (me) are blessed with many many... many wonderful tones.
Being able to sing in the shower...to your own delight....does not constitute "many tones".....just sayin'.....
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You're just jealous... (or envious, which ever is applicable)!
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No, I can sing and dance.....
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That’s just :facepalm:
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The dancing seems classic, but I think he is just miming the singing.
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I think the blue pills have gone to all your heads...............hummmmmm ........ somehow that did not come out quite right ............ :dunno: :facepalm: :popcorn:
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I like Nix, but not in that way Butch! :facepalm:
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With the northern light being shy for the time being a date under a full moon seemed like a fair choice for Bill and Inga. And what better place than at the edge of the parking lot of the microairstrip at Áisaroaivi? (Ok, I can think of pretty much everywhere else).
Add in wind that kept sweeping the happy couple off their feet (and then some feet off), cold that made for useless photographers fingers, and general darkness which rarely does photos any favors. In short an utter failure, but surely a date to be remembered - and never repeated.
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Good one vidar :tu: :like:
As long as they have had some fun :D
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...(sniff)... Seems like only yesterday he was knee-deep in muck... (sniff wipes nose on sleeve)...
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I wonder if Bill still thinks about the muck :think:
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... (sob)...
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Did anyone win the Jaffa cake on a stick :think: :D
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Did anyone win the Jaffa cake on a stick :think: :D
The winner will have to come find and get it?
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Did anyone win the Jaffa cake on a stick :think: :D
The winner will have to come find and get it?
If I've won it, I'd like to gift it to Speedy.
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Did anyone win the Jaffa cake on a stick :think: :D
The winner will have to come find and get it?
If I've won it, I'd like to gift it to Speedy.
That’s very nice of you Pabs :tu: :like:
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Did anyone win the Jaffa cake on a stick :think: :D
It was abandoned due to bad weather... pitch invasion... something like that.
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The weather always ruins everything :rant:
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In Sweden we use to say that "there are not bad weather, only bad clothing"
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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In Sweden we use to say that "there are not bad weather, only bad clothing"
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Well... due to popular demand (Speedy) and the fact it's NEARLY CHRISTMAS I think it's time for...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls… let's play...
…WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN MONEY MONEY MONEY JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES JAFFA CAKES….
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Spot the Jaffaschläger which Fuzzbucket’s just randomly chucked into a Field
This is how the grid looked last time we played, plenty of squares still up for grabs, so get picking those numbers for your chance to win... A Jaffa on a Stick!!! Remember, there isn't any real rules... apart from the ones I make up... as I go along.
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A1 - kottskrapa, A13 - Alephy, B7 - Syncop8r, B12 - Nix, C4 - Mechy, D7 - Mags, D9 - Who, D13 - DT, E2 - Wspeed, E3 - Vidar, E4 - Mechy, F1 - Syem, F5 - Pabs, F11 - Mags, F16 - Nix, G1 - Pabs, G5 - Fast Bill, G7 - Syem, H8 - Alephy, I2 - Fast Bill, I13 - Antti, J17 - Zoidbergy, R2 - Mags, D2 - Mags, C3 - Mags, P0 - Mags, 8 - Vidar, H1 -Speedy, F14 - Mechy, B2 - Pabs, G10 - Alephy, G9 - Mags, E6 - Eamo, F8 - Eamo, A10 - Fast Bill, D5 - Eamo, B5 - Ron, E7 - Stevey, D15 - Syem, B4 - Eamo, F15 - Butch, B9 - Wspeedy, D11 - Fast Bill, A4 - Alephy, B11 - Syem, J19 - Zoidy, Z28 - Butch
More to follow… let's get this done... :facepalm:
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H5 because you like to get dirty!
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Oooooooowwwwwhhhh... Excellent choice! :tu:
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Looks like multiple guess are allowed, so I'm going to add C-9 to my previous (and likely winning) guess.
Row C seems to be under-represented in the guesses. :think:
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I-8 (breakfast) and C-13.
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A-8 because it sounds great :tu:
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I have a BINGO :think: :hatsoff:
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I'd like to just take a moment and remind you lot what's up for grabs here - a truly wonderful once in a lifetime opportunity to get your hands on an original Jaffaschlager!!!
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You don’t see many of them around :D
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Have you tried a Jaffalager? :think:
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No never even heard of it until Fuzzy posted one :think: :tu:
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No I mean a beer... :pok:
A Jaffalager not a Jaffaschlager.
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That's sounds......questionable..... ???
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Auckland beer, yeah no thanks. :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Haha
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Jaffa-whiskey/brandy etc sounds like a bit of alright, :tu: but Jaffalager... no. :facepalm:
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There are chocolate beers....
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:facepalm:
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:facepalm:
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+1 :facepalm: :facepalm:
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It turns out Medical Bill is suffering from Xmas anxiety. While fear of disguised men in big beards trying to tease him over with promises of gifts might be healthy enough, he also suffers from a far progressed fear of children. Inquisitive minds who wonder how he works, drop and or forget him in deep smurf might be scary for anyone.
Most accidents happen at home they say, so to escape the various dangers we decided to go to town and check out the Xmassy stuff there. We meant to arrive two days ago, but Bill was kind of slow with the shovel. Anyway, well there it was totally empty! Not a soul in sight. Shoppers exhaustion I guess - or maybe just because everything was closed. Anyway, have a delayed nice XMas everyone!
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Very nice Vidar :tu: :like:
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Hmmmmm... Does your town ever experience strange unexplainable events around Christmas time? Any talk of small green malevolent creatures multiplying with water? Just asking. :think:
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Actually... come to think of it, do Medical Bills multiply with water? :think:
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Didn’t you leave Bill in the rain Fuzzy :think:
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I am sure you did :tu:
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Ah, yes... yes I did didn't I. No he doesn't multiply with water. :tu:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Actually... come to think of it, do Medical Bills multiply with water? :think:
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Some quick splashes confirms that is a no. That left lots of unanswered yet never asked questions though. So to answer some of those I've also tried washing detergent, soda, caramel sauce and some leftover Xmas dinner. No effect as far as I can see apart from totally messing up Medical Bill - who now seems to have gone into hiding. Too bad - I still had toothpaste to try.
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I am sure Bill wouldn’t even know what toothpaste is for :D
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You don’t get luxuries on the U Boat :facepalm:
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Good point, Speedy.
I wonder if they even have baking soda to use as a tooth cleaning agent? :think:
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Good point, Speedy.
I wonder if they even have baking soda to use as a tooth cleaning agent? :think:
I am not sure :dunno:
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That’s a interesting question :popcorn:
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Good point, Speedy.
I wonder if they even have baking soda to use as a tooth cleaning agent teeth? :think:
FTFY
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Ahhhhh....hence the porridge...... :-[
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Good point :D
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Actually... come to think of it, do Medical Bills multiply with water? :think:
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Some quick splashes confirms that is a no. That left lots of unanswered yet never asked questions though. So to answer some of those I've also tried washing detergent, soda, caramel sauce and some leftover Xmas dinner. No effect as far as I can see apart from totally messing up Medical Bill - who now seems to have gone into hiding. Too bad - I still had toothpaste to try.
Toothpaste makes him shiny, I've tried that already... and baking soda makes him float, then sink... then float again...
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With awl that testing.. Are you sure he is alive? Or maybe dissolved.. Any mysterious stains on the floor?... Green then, the other stain or irrelevant
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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With awl that testing.. Are you sure he is alive? Or maybe dissolved.. Any mysterious stains on the floor?... Green then, the other stain or irrelevant
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Bill, like all of us from the U Boat, is very hard to kill. We're like cockroaches. It's something to do with the mystical interaction between the dodgy atomic engine, salty porridge and a generous dollop of the force.
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I know, I should know better than thinking something like that
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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:popcorn:
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Me and Medical Bill have been busy the last few days attending a wedding. During the later reception it seemed to me that Medical Bill first started doubling, and then downright multiplying. It seems the magical fluid is alcohol...
I picked up all the Bills and went home. Well here I figured I might as well put this new little army to do some work. Getting the kiln computer controlled has been on the list some time, so I explained what to do and they proceeded to do nothing of the sort. :facepalm:
Anyway, once I sort out which one is the original one I'll pass the problem honored guest onto the next poor host in the list. (I've already tried "Will the real Medical Bill please stand up").
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Gulp! And that's how the clone army started :ahhh
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Holy crap! That's a lot of servings of porridges right there.. Look out for an uprise
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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It's... like some hellish nightmare!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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:facepalm: :rofl:
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Do we need to call in a Bride with a sword now? :dwts:
Maybe Inga....
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With that many Bills magentus
will will be overweight on the U Boat :ahhh :ahhh
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And just think how much more porridge he has to carry :think:
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Any way we could clone the Uboat mags? :think:
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Any way we could clone the Uboat mags? :think:
Just ask Vidar, I think he can clone anything with the right picture. :tu:
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I think magentus is going to need
a Lego U Boat specially for all those Bills :D
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:o
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Do we need to call in a Bride with a sword now? :dwts:
Maybe Inga....
Last time I saw Inga she was running off with a polite line of lovesick Medical Bills following her. Wow, she has a following!
Just ask Vidar, I think he can clone anything with the right picture. :tu:
Anyone can do it - I even included the recipe in the picture. Just use the "clone" function to make more, and then use "add noise" to spread them messibly around. Just kidding, alcohol was the solution - pun intended :D
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Great posts and photo’s! :like: :salute:
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Finding the real Medical Bill was easier than I thought. As the new year got close he got a bit bigger than his clones. I can only assume yearly adjustment for inflation.
So the real Medical Bill and Inga got to watch some fireworks. That their seat was kind of wobbly just added to the suspense. (When it finally took off the photographer couldn't see or fix his camera settings so the results were kind of graphic style. .. :facepalm: )
Happy new year everyone!
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Good to hear that you Found the real Bill :tu: :like:
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Today when I got home from work I found Medical Bill and Inga on my doorstep, very eager to get inside.
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Bill and Inga were politely waiting for me to arrive, but those other two gentlemen that came with them were not so subtle. I guess if I got home just five minutes later I would have found my front door broken open and my stereo missing!
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Glad they arrived safely :tu:
Look forward to see what they will get up to :popcorn:
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It’s nice to see Bill is already trying to make new friends here. He was on his way to the coffee dispenser when he ran into the Lannisters*.
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Good thing I instructed Bill to bend the knee to King Joffrey first, since we all know what Joff tends to do to those not paying the proper respect.
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*: Game of Thrones, for those not familiar
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Excellent... You teach him some respect Glen
fiddichmorangie! :like:
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Glad to see that they are safe! But that pole of heads does make the thoughts go round.. Hope Bill's nerves are better than mine
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Bill didn’t even blink an eye! As an army medic he’s probably not scared easily!
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Ohhhhh smurf. I hope Bill packed a bit of poison [antidote?].
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I guess he seen worse! And he has been in my house.. Maybe this will be just fine! But don't let him see that new fancy Pilar drill of yours, he will be wearing that heads as a necklace in no time
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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I will try to keep the door to that room closed!
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Just don't forget that he has watched a lot of MacGyver and knows how to do when the key are lost
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[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Bill is a very clever little guy :tu:
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Too late! Bill must have read this thread!
I came upstairs and saw the door to the workroom open...
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I came inside and there was Bill... on the platform of the drill press!
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Now what is he cooking up?
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Is he.... giggling?
I hope the lasers have nothing to do with that....
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Oh crap! Just keep calm and talk to him! Does he answers with whole sentences?
If he keeps rambling, just slowly walk away and cut the power to that room.. Then go back with coffie mixed with booze and let him calm down and what ever you do, don't give him any explosives
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Oh crap! Just keep calm and talk to him! Does he answers with whole sentences?
If he keeps rambling, just slowly walk away and cut the power to that room.. Then go back with coffie mixed with booze and let him calm down and what ever you do, don't give him any explosives
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
... or... or... hit him with a shovel.
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Try putting on some disco music? He might be a total 70s raver under the laserlight :D
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Oh crap! Just keep calm and talk to him! Does he answers with whole sentences?
If he keeps rambling, just slowly walk away and cut the power to that room.. Then go back with coffie mixed with booze and let him calm down and what ever you do, don't give him any explosives
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
... or... or... hit him with a shovel.
No violence! He's a medic and are supposed to heal not.. Beat?
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Oh crap! Just keep calm and talk to him! Does he answers with whole sentences?
If he keeps rambling, just slowly walk away and cut the power to that room.. Then go back with coffie mixed with booze and let him calm down and what ever you do, don't give him any explosives
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
... or... or... hit him with a shovel.
No violence! He's a medic and are supposed to heal not.. Beat?
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Just a little tap. Anyway, he's got a tin hat on - he'd hardly feel a thing... Honestly.
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Try putting on some disco music? He might be a total 70s raver under the laserlight :D
If you change your mind, I'll be first in line!
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Oh crap! Just keep calm and talk to him! Does he answers with whole sentences?
If he keeps rambling, just slowly walk away and cut the power to that room.. Then go back with coffie mixed with booze and let him calm down and what ever you do, don't give him any explosives
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
... or... or... hit him with a shovel.
No violence! He's a medic and are supposed to heal not.. Beat?
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Just a little tap. Anyway, he's got a tin hat on - he'd hardly feel a thing... Honestly.
Well, that's true but won't it hurt the moral?
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Just a little tap. Anyway, he's got a tin hat on - he'd hardly feel a thing... Honestly.
Well, that's true but won't it hurt the moral?
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Nah, he is Le freak. Super freak. He is used to disco inferno, and was born to be alive and stayin alive. Knock on wood, it is a funky town. There might be a village of people missing a macho man.
Ok, maybe a got a little shovel knock in the head myself here.
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Turns out Bill and Inga may have used the laser as a homing beacon to call in reinforcements!
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Oh man! That looks like the unit Bill went AWOL from just before we picked him up in the U Boat! What have you done Fiddy??? :ahhh
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Calling in reinforcements may have been the smart thing to so, since Joff has had a rather busy night and Bill’s party is already one man down!
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Hopefully Bill will be able to fix Ethan. I have complete confidence in his medical skills though.
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OMFG! Joffy! :twak: What a rotter! Smallbacca is baying for Baratheon blood!
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Ethan! Nooooooooooo!
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AHHHHHHH.... HA HA HA HA...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
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...HA HA HA HA HA! ha ha hmmmm...
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... ha ha ha ha (points finger at Pabs) ha ha ha...
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Poor Ethan. We didn't know him long. He started as a romantic interest for Bill before the stunning disappointment and shock of Bill marrying Inga. Maybe decapitation was a blessed relief from a lonely future........
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... ha ha ha ha (dabs eye with hanky) hmmmmm...
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With Jon and Arya joining Team Bill, plans are being discussed to take revenge on this evil King Joffrey!
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Also, the remains of Ethan have been moved to a secure location.
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This is great. It's like Return of the Jedi all over again... :popcorn:
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:rofl: excellent :rofl: :like:
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Also, the remains of Ethan have been moved to a secure location.
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:rofl: Bravo Sir, Bravo!
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Sigh..... :cry: Alas, poor Ethan. I knew him, friends, as a fellow of unbridled determination. More determination than me anyway.
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This is really getting exciting!
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Sigh..... :cry: Alas, poor Ethan. I knew him, friends, as a fellow of unbridled determination. More determination than me anyway.
Will you join Smallbacca and swear bloody vengeance Pabs? A head for a head!
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Sigh..... :cry: Alas, poor Ethan. I knew him, friends, as a fellow of unbridled determination. More determination than me anyway.
Will you join Smallbacca and swear bloody vengeance Pabs? A head for a head!
Arrrrr! :viking:
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While waiting for an opportunity for revenge, Bill has been busy performing a state-of-the-art head reattaching procedure on Ethan.
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With a firm strike and a loud “plop” the head was back in place.
Next step was injecting a full syringe of Epinephrine directly into the heart...
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Then after a few seconds and a couple of rasping breaths Ethan came bursting back to life. It’s a miracle! :ahhh
Now all we have to do is wait until the bandages can be removed!
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:woohoo: :woohoo:
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I've got a bad... very bad feeling about this. :facepalm:
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Meanwhile the news about Ethans head reattachement procedure has reached Joffrey. Standing on his iron throne with his face red with anger he proclaims that “someone will answer for this disobedience! When the King chops off ones head, ones head must stay off forever!”.
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:rofl: good one :rofl: :like:
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Boo Joffrey, Booooooooooooooo
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smurfing Boooooooooooowwwwwhhhh!!!
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He looks upset. >:D
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Bill is just a fantastic medic! Good skill to have
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Bill is just a fantastic medic! Good skill to have
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
That's right! If any of you ever need your head reattached Bill is the person to turn to! He'll :twak: it right back on your neck with one firm blow! :cheers:
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Bill is just a fantastic medic! Good skill to have
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
That's right! If any of you ever need your head reattached Bill is the person to turn to! He'll :twak: it right back on your neck with one firm blow! :cheers:
It does not get any more efficient then that! Modern medicin has a lot to learn
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Medical Bill operated the head on backwards? :oops:
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The imagination in this topic is enormous!!! Like it!!!
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Medical Bill operated the head on backwards? :oops:
Don’t worry about that, Medical Bill knows what he’s doing. After the reattachement procedure was carried out, he meticulously aligned the head.
The moment is coming to take the bandage off :ahhh
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Time to take the bandages off!
Turns out the procedure itself went well, but unfortunately the head was severed from the body too long so the head has already rotted quite a bit.
Hopefully it will improve with time but in order not to scare the children, we will (at least for the time being) have to use spoiler tags on all pictures involving Ethan :dwts:
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At least he’s back and that’s very good news :salute:
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LOL
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Holy..... :ahhh
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Any anti-rot meds available? :think:
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What... AHHHHHHH!!!...looks the same to me?
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Just another day at King Joffreys small council.
Little does he know that just outside his walls a sweet meal of revenge is being cooked...
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Let’s see whats’s building up outside Joff’s walls!
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It’s going to be a blood bath :popcorn:
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Good, innit!? Need some mortars though to
mince soften them up a bit first. :tu:
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It’s going to be a blood bath :popcorn:
:iagree: :popcorn:
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Oh no :o
There appeared to have been a spy. Must be one of Lord Varys' infamous little birds >:(
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Now King Joffrey knows an attack is imminent, and he called for immediate reinforcements.
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What the heck did Bill get himself into? His trip to the Netherlands was supposed to be the relaxing one!
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I can feel the tension :ahhh
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Looks like the town folk are fed up with Joff. An angry mob appeared! It’s time for revolution!
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Bill is ready to take revenge to evil Joffy!
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:popcorn:
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Go Bill go!
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The stage is set!
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This is getting exiting :popcorn:
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I really hope Bill has loaded his medical gear! We don't they just get drunk and party off the tension?
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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:dwts:
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Fire!!!...What? Just trying to get things started. :popcorn:
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Looks like the town folk are fed up with Joff. An angry mob appeared! It’s time for revolution!
Ah, it is one of those rebellious mobs - none of the traditional pitchforks and torches. I guess it is out of fashion.
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The thing to remember when the medic is fighting is that they know where to hit to make it hurt without killing. Perhaps Joeffry will find his parts alphabetized.
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It's time for battle! :ahhh
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First thing that happened is that Tyrion got overlooked and overrun by his own people. Then the cannon got fired, and the first casualty on Bills team happened...
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Then things got a little chaotic...
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:rofl:
Awesome!
:rofl:
Can't wait to see who won after the heads are counted. :popcorn:
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Confronted with Bills big hammer, Jaime was smart enough to yield...
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That way he keeps his hand. :rofl:
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Sometimes a situation can turn around in an instant, as poor Jon can confirm...
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Oops!
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Inga secures the PoW’s
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Meanwhile Lord Varys tries to escape!
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Unfortunately for him he runs into some members of the angry mob, and he is captured as well!
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Laughed so hard looking at the last posts! Love the 'old' minifigs!!!
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Chased by an angry mob, Joff tries to run for the hills!
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Good thing he can’t outrun the guy on the bike with the shovel!
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Soon Joffrey is surrounded and captured!
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He is quickly carried back to Bill and his people!
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Preparations are being made for Joffs return...
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Joff is being carried in...
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and put in a place very familiar to him, although he usually sees it from a different perspective...
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And the honor of doing justice is of course reserved for Ethan!
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Chop chop!
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Doesn’t revenge taste sweet?
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:rofl: :rofl: excellent battle :rofl: :rofl: :like:
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Who's responsible for awl this? Who let Bill off the U-boat? :facepalm:
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This must be one of the best reported battle in the history of lego! Fantastic work and good job with cleaning up before the civilians (not mob) got there
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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Medical Bill looking at Joffs legacy: an enourmous stack of heads!
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You probably broke the world record
with the most Lego heads on a stack :think: :D
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You probably broke the world record
with the most Lego heads on a stack :think: :D
And I didn’t even use all ::)
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You probably broke the world record
with the most Lego heads on a stack :think: :D
And I didn’t even use all ::)
HOLY SMURF
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Yay, Ethan got his revenge! :drink:
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Can’t wait to see what happens next :popcorn:
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Couple of good men lost their heads in the battle. Nothing that Bill can’t fix though!
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Luckily Bill is getting good at reconnecting heads :tu: :like:
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Still exhausted after fighting the battle Bill and his friends decided it was time for some relaxation in the woods, to celebrate the good ending!
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They are looking very happy with themselves :tu: :like:
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They are looking very happy with themselves :tu: :like:
They certainly were, although a little incident happened where Inga got bitten by a scorpion.
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Good thing we have Bill, who is always prepared!
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Soon enough Inga was back up her feet, and everyone was in a cheerful mood again!
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That was lucky that Bill knows how to stop the poison from killing Inga :like:
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Bill are truly the hero that the world needs
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But it got her with it's pincers not tail. :think:
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But it got her with it's pincers not tail. :think:
The sting happened so fast I couldn't capture it in the photo ::)
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Today was a very special day. Bill and Inga were invited to King Robb on the Iron Throne to be honored and knighted for their efforts in the battle and their contributions to the victory of House Stark!
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The act of knighting was performed by the Hand of the King, supervised by King Robb himself.
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As of now our heroes will be referred to as Ser Medical Bill and Lady Inga :hatsoff:
After all the knighting and bestowing was done, some barrels of vintage wine were brought in, and everyone had a great time!
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Luke's looking a better colour now. :tu: I see Ingawhatsername is no longer on her back, that makes a change... :whistle:
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Yay, Ethan isn't green anymore! :D
Did he get some meds or something?
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:popcorn:
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Bill is certainly living life to the full! We're not sure that he'll adapt back to the humdrum banality of crewing a U Boat - slowly succuming to scurvy and starvation with japes banter and occasional drowning thrown in for good measure. Hopefully he'll bring some loot home with him.
Great stuff G-Fiddy! :cheers:
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Today I cought Ser Medical Bill and Lady Inga packing up their stuff.... on a boat! :ahhh
When I asked them what their plans are, they informed me that they are embarking on a new adventure to New Zealand!
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Goodbye my dear friends! It was great having you guys here the past month and I will miss y'awll! :cry:
Can't wait to see what's going to happen next! :popcorn:
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Can’t wait to see what will happen next :popcorn:
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In those little canoes? They're pretty brave.
Can't wait to see what happens in the coming weeks. :salute:
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Do legos float?
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Do legos float?
It depends whether they're wearing concrete boots or not Nix
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Do legos float?
Bill are usually living in a uboat so I don't think he will float.. It would be very inappropriate but Inga does have a lifejacket so she will float..
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Do legos float?
They're plastic.
With no air bubbles, they sink.
Only requires a few air bubbles to float, though. :tu:
And if you've ever tried to make something made of Lego sink, you'll know how hard it is to get rid of all the air bubbles. :D
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I reckon that Bill's gonna need something big like a grand finale to end his world tour. I vote we fire him into space! :2tu:
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That’s a bit >:D Fuzzy
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Inga would have to go with him :D
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Inga would have to go with him :D
Good point.
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:tu:
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:rofl:
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:popcorn:
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I haven't heard from Bill in a while. I guess he's still somewhere between here and New Zealand, out on the open sea and out of reach from any form of communication. But since he lives on a U boat I have complete confidence in his boating and navigation skills!
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I just hope that the sea is calm for their trip :think:
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Has anyone got a tracker on their vessel?
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That is a interesting question :think: :tu:
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I reckon that Bill's gonna need something big like a grand finale to end his world tour. I vote we fire him into space! :2tu:
What, like this?
https://youtu.be/IbuegU1csSc
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What, like this?
https://youtu.be/IbuegU1csSc
That's it! :2tu:
Well... that, but on the cheap... that looks rather expensive to be honest, and as he prolly wouldn't survive the launch anyway, I don't see the point in wasting money unnecessary.
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I used to have one of those.
And I could make it go higher. :facepalm:
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It's the middle of summer here and it's just snowed up in the mountains, it could be a sign...
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A sign of what? :popcorn:
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A sign of what? :popcorn:
Omens
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:multi:
Has anyone got a tracker on their vessel?
He left without a tracker on his vessel ::)
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A sign of what? :popcorn:
Well... that it's snowing I suppose.
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It's the middle of summer here and it's just snowed up in the mountains, it could be a sign...
Over the night we had a 20-30 degree raise in temperature here. It even thawed down to some spots of grass in the middle of the winter. It is supposed to be a meter of snow these days, not grass... :dunno:
Clearly the weather just mixed up seasons or north and south. Return our snow up here please.
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Is Bill still on sea
Only Tools Matters
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He probably is but he knows what to do on the sea :tu:
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I hope :facepalm:
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Time to send out the Corvid Tracking Squadron. Magpies HO!
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You did teach Bill how to use a Boat didn’t you!? :think:
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You did teach Bill how to use a Boat didn’t you!? :think:
Hm. Isn't he used to submarines? I worry he might have tried to fix a boat that wouldn't dive properly. :facepalm:
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The FELLOWSHIP has ARRIVED!! :ahhh And... I've located a camera. :) Just looking for a sd card and some batteries. :facepalm:
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:woohoo:
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Phew! Recall the Corvid Tracking Squadron! Magpies Hoooooo!
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You did teach Bill how to use a Boat didn’t you!? :think:
No I did not teach Bill to drive a boat. I am the only boat driver here else they would try and mutiny against me. This way only I can drive the boat away from danger
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The FELLOWSHIP has ARRIVED!! :ahhh And... I've located a camera. :) Just looking for a sd card and some batteries. :facepalm:
Has he got my shovel?
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Has he got my shovel?
I asked but all he does atm is yell 'Booty!!' and run around in circles... :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Bill trying to remember where he left the boat.
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Not quite a crows nest but he made do.
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He's come a long way... I'm so proud... sniff...
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Is he looking for a place to hide is treasure :think: :tu:
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Is he looking for a place to hide is treasure :think: :tu:
Nar, think he was more worried about giant hawks and orcs. Wouldn't put the sword down.
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Makes you wonder what happened when he was travelling to your place :think:
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After sleeping for like fifty hours straight Inga finally crawled out of bed. Bill took her for a quiet row.
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Who is that floating in the water :ahhh :ahhh
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I like that! I like how he's doing all the bloody rowing!!! Typical!!! She's a right lazy cow!... Who's that dead in the vater? :think:
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Well, i think she did her part.. Look who took the awl the way over. She is from Swedens westcoast and she don't have blood in her veins, it's salsmurfer
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Meh... fluke. She knew the camera was on them... God, she's such an attention seeker!!!
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Haha
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You're laughing now, but she's up to something, I'm telling you. God, she's such a devious...
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Yeah well, if I can't laugh through life then hard will be too hard and happy times not worth as much
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Rocky roads indeed - to a nice view!
But most importantly - Bill has hair?
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That looks fun Bill looks good on a motorbike :like: :tu:
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smurfing brilliant! Watch out for Jawas though... oooteeneee!
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Now I want to visit NZ. :dd:
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And I can't believe how far they've traveled...
Jealous!
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Those little peeps make everything seem huge...
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Oh and to launch them (nearly) into space...
Weather balloon :whistle:
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Oh and to launch them (nearly) into space...
Weather balloon :whistle:
That would be awesome....
The balloon and helium would cost about $500-1000, plus the gps and photography equipment.
Time for a Kickstarter?
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Oh and to launch them (nearly) into space...
Weather balloon :whistle:
Not explodey enough.
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That would be awesome....
The balloon and helium would cost about $500-1000, plus the gps and photography equipment.
Time for a Kickstarter?
Wow, excellent idea Pabs baby! :tu:
Although, using Kickstarter means you have to give the backers something in return for their pledges and is a fuuuuuuucking huuuuuuuuge pain in the arse to manage.
Hovever, there's another crowd funding platform,that I've used before, that let's you just keep the dosh pledges regardless if you reach the target sum or not and you don't have to give the backers didley squat anything in return... but I forget which one. I'll have a look laters.
I think you're onto something there Pabs! :2tu:
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The crowd funding platform I'm trying to think of... that I've used before... is called... Crowdfunder. :facepalm:
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Original name...
No wonder you had a hard time remembering it.
If you want more bang, we can set off some fireworks too?
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The crowd funding platform I'm trying to think of... that I've used before... is called... Crowdfunder. :facepalm:
PMSL. :rofl:
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While the horses are away at a comp Bill and co get some much needed time off from the heap of goodness.
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I sent them down to meet a couple locals, Jack and Bman at the bridge.
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It's always good to test these things out just is case something needs adjusting or...
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...shortening.
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Success!!
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Bman giving Bill a countdown.
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WoohooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Fist bumps and high fives all round.
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Bill went to shake the smurf out of his dacs while the guys packed the gear up.
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"Hey you guys, look what I've found."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cphNpqKpKc4
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:like:
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That looks precious? I think some guys have been looking for that one? :think:
Bill is hardcore jumping with rope instead of rubber? Has he gotten any longer?
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Didn't anyone noticed the crocodile? Poor girl, my gf wonders what happened to her and if there are going to be a hunt now?
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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AAAAAHHHH... HA HA HA....!!! :rofl:
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Looks like a new experience for Bill :like: :tu:
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Didn't anyone noticed the crocodile? Poor girl, my gf wonders what happened to her and if there are going to be a hunt now?
Wow. That was one discreet crocodile. I wonder if the single sock monster have finally been caught on camera!
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:rofl: Awesome!
And I didn't even notice the croc either. :rofl:
Is that what it's like down under? Ninja crocodiles? :ahhh
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I love the hat hair, I love the crocodile, I love the teddy bear... everything!!! :rofl:
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To my own defense.. I didn't noticed the crocodile either.. It was my gf when she took a look
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Who'd be a hot-dog guy? :ahhh
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Probably tasty though.
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Seems to have been a while sense we heard from Bill. Has any one let him know Mag's is planning on sinking the U Boat?
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:popcorn:
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1+ :popcorn: :popcorn:
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My apologies peeps.
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Bill has been busy on the hill.
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The shenanigans will continue soon.
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Bill has been busy on the hill.
Does that make him.... a Hillbilly? :think: :facepalm:
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:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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:2tu: :like:
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Easter Sunday, it's raining out, Bill hanging with the kids hunting for chocolate.
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I'm jealous of you guys down under.
Last I heard, you have the old formula creme eggs, will we're stuck with the thick fondant new ones... :(
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Yeah terrible company.
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He's been sited in the wild- excellent! We were concerned he'd gone MIA- my figs were muttering things about checking to see ice cube trays to see if he was on ice with odd incisions in his back.
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Don't celebrate to early, just got a call from an ugn down at the carbon plant, something about it being rewired for teleportation... :think:
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I'm jealous of you guys down under.
Last I heard, you have the old formula creme eggs, will we're stuck with the thick fondant new ones... :(
Shurrrup Pabs, don't remind me!... (cries)...
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Don't worry Fuzz, surely Bill will split the takings with you.
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Arrhhhh...
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...never mind.
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:facepalm: Hope he gets the sh:ts.
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You are so >:D Fuzzy :rofl:
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He wasn't feeling great after that so he rolled the last egg down the block.
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To little Johnny Utah's place.
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Bill traded Utah the egg in exchange for finding Inga and the others while he sleeps the chocolate off.
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:like: :tu:
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:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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After a few laps around the island Utah found a buoy and cut the engines.
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Down below he could see Inga hassling a local for some loot, what a meanie.
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Inga was pretty happy with her bling.
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Arriving unannounced is never a good idea.
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Minus one piece of bling later Boba's security lets Inga and Utah through the gate.
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Guess she is part viking then.. But the real pirates are those gatekeepers taxing her
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She is definitely one to look out for :D
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On the way to the chamber Utah explained how carbon entanglement can be adapted to quickly send peeps to locations without traversing the physical space between them.
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Even though Boba was still fuming from snapping off yet another rangefinder, he quickly pulled himself together and greeted Utah and Inga.
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Boba and Inga head down to the office to sort out payment while Ugloste fits Utah with a swim cap and comms.
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With Utah strapped in and ready to rumble, Ugloste starts counting down, three... two... one...
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Success!!
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Utah trying to figure out where the smurf he is.
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:popcorn:
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I hope his walkie talkie is still in range of the departure point.
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It's like a David Lynch thing this, isn't it? :popcorn:
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It’s definitely interesting :popcorn:
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I hope his walkie talkie is still in range of the departure point.
Should be.
It's some fancy arse pants photon/infrared near galactic quantum user interface peripheral sender.
Aka a fapping quips unit.
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It's like a David Lynch thing this, isn't it? :popcorn:
I don't know, what year is it?
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In the mean time... Ethan (working as a tourist photographer) has been located.
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Ethan 'borrowing' a nearby vehicle.
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:popcorn:
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It didn't take too long for them to track down 117. He was just hanging out with friends.
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C-3PO was also doing the friends thing. Okay I'll stop that now.
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Can I hang out there too? Looks fun!
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Looks like they are having a nice time :like: :tu:
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Can I hang out there too? Looks fun!
Sure, take lots of coke and chocolate.
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Haha. snort
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:rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
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With the boys all linked up Utah puts the call through to Ugloste.
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Boba wishing he had a 'do not disturb' sign for his office door...
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117 leading the way to the nearest chai latte.
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No comments eh... fine whatever.
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On the way they ran into Utah's babysitter Sandra (aka Pepa).
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She invited the older peeps to come watch her gig down at the FrankenCrayon Lounge.
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Cutting through a construction site.
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Sandra let them hang out in the green room.
They got to meet some other performers like Cheryl (aka Salt), Spinderella, Yoshiko and Sachiko.
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Spinderella mixing up the beats.
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Salt n Pepa hyping up the crowd.
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Peeps having a good time.
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C-3PO followed Hermione around until she finally signed his circuit board.
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Bill turned up a bit later and boldly addressed the crowd.
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Peeps wanted for hazardous journey, constant danger, safe return doubtful, honour and recognition in case of success.
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Say your goodbyes... we must leave immediately.
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A few hours later, in the middle of nowhere, with only a fire to keep them warm.
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117 took the first watch while the rest of them tried to get some sleep.
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No comments eh... fine whatever.
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Inga, I knew it, I just it - smurphacidal maniac. I hope she used mouthwash after. :facepalm:
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Jeez zoid - Bill's having far too much fun with you - I'm worried he'll come back with some high faluting ideas about 'sleep time', 'days off' and 'lunch breaks'. Thanks a bunch!
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I wonder where they are going now. :popcorn:
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Jeez zoid - Bill's having far too much fun with you - I'm worried he'll come back with some high faluting ideas about 'sleep time', 'days off' and 'lunch breaks'. Thanks a bunch!
Wait what do you mean come back? Have I wrongly misinterpreted 'back from whence he came'? They've already left...
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Wait what do you mean come back? Have I wrongly misinterpreted 'back from whence he came'? They've already left...
Where's he off to now then? I wonder if he is the most well travelled minifig?
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I wonder where they are going now. :popcorn:
Well... for Inga, the clinic... There's a reason why Boba wears a helmet.
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Where's he off to now then? I wonder if he is the most well travelled minifig?
Mordor!
I promised Harry and Lloyd a ride on an elephant if they pushed Bill in when they got there.
Smurfs sake, now I'm going to have to send out a second party.
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Where's he off to now then? I wonder if he is the most well travelled minifig?
Probably the ones aboard the Juno probe... Which went to Jupiter. :sa:
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So Mount Doom is the only way to destroy the one Bill to rule them all.
Three Medical Bills for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Medical Bill to rule them all, One Medical Bill to find them,
One Medical Bill to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Which leads me to ask........ where are the other 19 Medical Bills?
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Wft? 19 rings?
That's a lot, I can't believe I never thought about that before!
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Wft? 19 rings?
That's a lot, I can't believe I never thought about that before!
No Pabs, 19 Medical Bills. Tch!
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They definitely have had a really good time at your place zoidberg
I am sure this will give magentus a lot of problems when the get back :ahhh
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The crew pulling into an
air elfbnb.
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Wifi? Coffee? Anything?
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Nellas and Nimrodel empty out the cupboard.
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117 finally gave Ethan his gun back.
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Celeborn offers Lucy an upgrade.
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Magical staff or midden smelling spade, a tough choice.
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Finduilas wanted Inigo to stay but Galadriel said flaming hats were so eighties and it just wouldn't be right.
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Magical staff or midden smelling spade, a tough choice.
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I know which one I would pick too. :2tu:
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I know which one I would pick too. :2tu:
Eer, he's not going to get his deposit back at this rate!
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Wft?
:think:
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:think:
I'm an Irishman that is fond of acronyms?
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01 - Syncop8r - What's For Tea?
02 - Syncop8r - What Frightens Thee?
03 - Syncop8r - Wait For Things
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Wow! Miss a page or two, and suddenly Bill has released his party animal.
wft - wery faulty typing?
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01 and 02 start with the right word.
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(no, it doesn't end with THAT swearword. )
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Surely Yoda would say it FTW?
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Surely Yoda would say it FTW?
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smurf you Fuzzy? Well... I've never been...
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:rofl:
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01 and 02 start with the right word.
What's the second word? :pok:
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What's the second word? :pok:
"The".
The third doesn't have an "u" in it.
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"The".
"The" doesn't start with an F, silly... :pok:
Wft?
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:facepalm:
Is it stupid that I only just noticed the typo?
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Sorry Pabs... being nit-picky again. :surrender:
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Sorry Pabs... being nit-picky again. :surrender:
Nah, it would only have been more embarrassing the longer the typo went unpointed-out.
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:think:
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:shrug:
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:popcorn:
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Hysterical new Avatar, Sync. :like:
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:hatsoff: It's a scream. isn't it.
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:hatsoff: It's a scream. isn't it.
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Good work zoidberg they have not been seen for a few months now :tu:
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I hope they havent lost for good
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I've seen them! I've seen them! I got information! I saw them here in Norway doing lots of mischief! It is some time ago though. :angel:
They might have settled down with a tiny sheep farm somewhere? Or gotten kidnapped by some playful 5 year old.
I fear impostors might show up to claim any reward or fame that might fall upon them. You might end up besieged by swedish blonde Inga's wannabees.
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Give it another couple of days and then send out the wargs.
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Search and rescue teams are about to roll out the door.
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What kind of company are they running there? ???
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Search and rescue teams are about to roll out the door.
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Wargs are cheaper.
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Hope the rescue team can find them :ahhh
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Hope the rescue team can find them :ahhh
Before the Wargs do..............
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Unless the mafia got to them first >:(
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Sigh.....Who was supposed to be looking after them?
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No idea :dunno:
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I thought they were fully responsible mini-figs, capable of looking after themselves. Did I miss a memo.....? :think:
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Glad you can help Antti we need all the help we can get :like:
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I hope we find them in time
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I hope so but they have been missing for a while now :ahhh
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I fear that Inga made him go undercover. Or that he missed home and found a cozy submarine somewhere.
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More like they're hanging out in the hot tub at a ski resort...
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More like they're hanging out in the hot tub at a ski resort...
He might just pretend to be a submarine then.. ::)
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So is there any clue where Bill is
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Is this the end of Bills adventures >:(
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So is there any clue where Bill is
Only Tools Matters
Yes.
There was an interesting item on the expense account this month.
Ten tickets to smurfing Bali!
Pretty sure it was all Inga's idea.
They will be on double midden duty when they get back and no more bs 'ring' missions.
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Is this the end of Bills adventures >:(
Doubt it, he hasn't been on the horses yet.
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Eer, has he still got my shovel?
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He has probably sold your shovel :facepalm:
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Bastad.
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Inga told him to do it :facepalm:
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Lucy traded it to Celeborn for a magic staff a few pages back.
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Oh is that what happened :rofl:
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I thought it was because Inga said it was
dirty and smelled like he shovelled sh#t with it
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Lucy traded it to Celeborn for a magic staff a few pages back.
Traded for a stick... Honestly. :facepalm:
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Traded for a stick... Honestly. :facepalm:
No no no, a shiny magical stick...
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I thought it was because Inga said it was
dirty and smelled like he shovelled sh#t with it
If only, he hardly put a dent in that pile... of manure.
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No no no, a shiny magical stick...
I'm skeptical.
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It seems we have lost bill
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Buried in the snow?
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Kidnapped?
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It doesn’t look good :facepalm:
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Medical Bill's plane was shot down over the sea of Japan... It spun in. There was no survivors... (breaks down and sobs)...
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That is terrible news :dwts:
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RIP Medical Bill :salute:
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Oh Nooooooooo! Terrible news!
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Oh Nooooooooo! Terrible news!
rushes off to lawyers clutching Bill's life insurance paperwork
Hmm, didn't you have the "ha'penny a day" insurance plan for each of the crew?
I think your stinginess is going to bite back..... :pok:
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That's sad. I was thinking Medical Bill might enjoy some time in East Anglia with Reg and Rusty
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He'll turn up. :tu:
... Like a bad penny.
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I've heard rumors of Medical Bill impersonator contests in Denmark. How will we find the right one?
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I've heard rumors of Medical Bill impersonator contests in Denmark. How will we find the right one?
Use your nose. And I mean it ... Fuzzys manure is well :ahhh
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Does he smell that bad :D
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Use your nose. And I mean it ... :ahhh
I concur with Bill here (Fast, not Medical). Live on a U Boat long enough and people will smell you long before they see you and long after you've left. It's one of the prices we pay.
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I concur with Bill here (Fast, not Medical). Live on a U Boat long enough and people will smell you long before they see you and long after you've left. It's one of the prices we pay.
What do you get in return for that particular price?
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What do you get in return for that particular price?
Lots and lots of 'alone time'. As much as you want in fact.
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Lots and lots of 'alone time'. As much as you want in fact.
Not to mention the salty porridge ;)
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Can’t forget the salty porridge :rofl:
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Use your nose. And I mean it ... Fuzzys manure is well :ahhh
I think all the impersonators use the infamous deodorant "Le manure" by Medical Bill to achieve a similar smell. According to the label it keeps thieves, scammers, sellers and bears at a safe distance.
You are probably right though that the original source is way more smelly than those watered down for safety products.
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Can’t forget the salty porridge :rofl:
Unforgettable. Literally, it hangs around in your system for eons. Everything you eat tastes salty. I had an apple and a tangerine to eat earlier. Guess what they tasted like. :pok:
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Unforgettable. Literally, it hangs around in your system for eons. Everything you eat tastes salty. I had an apple and a tangerine to eat earlier. Guess what they tasted like. :pok:
Like a Banana and a Mandarin?
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I think all the impersonators use the infamous deodorant "Le manure" by Medical Bill to achieve a similar smell. According to the label it keeps thieves, scammers, sellers and bears at a safe distance.
You are probably right though that the original source is way more smelly than those watered down for safety products.
You're correct Vidar - 'Le Manure' is subject to stringent safety directives under law that renders the smell much more palatable than the real U Boat 'Funk' we are so famous for.
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Like a Banana and a Mandarin?
Incorrect Don me old mucker. They tasted like salt, just as salty as the humble pie you are about to enjoy.........
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Being around salt water can’t help much :think:
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Incorrect Don me old mucker. They tasted like salt, just as salty as the humble pie you are about to enjoy.........
WHAT?
Bumbleberey pie? I like it too!
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We are officially worried.
Alarm level WORRIED has been reached.
Where oh where can the little green fella be?
:ahhh
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This is very bad I hope that he is okay
And he is just somewhere without the internet :ahhh
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.....or North Korea......... :dwts:
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:ahhh
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Now that would be bad :facepalm:
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I'm preeeeeetty sure that he's not hiding in my house.
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I'm preeeeeetty sure that he's not hiding in my house.
Did you check under the fridge?
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I have checked my house and they are not back here..
But remember that he knows how to pic a lock and with his submarine background he can be anywhere
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
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I hope that he didn’t go in the washing machine :facepalm:
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I have checked my house and they are not back here..
But remember that he knows how to pic a lock and with his submarine background he can be anywhere
[It's not failure if you learn something from it]
Actually kotts me old mate, all a submarine backgrounds helps with is contracting scurvy and a morbid fear of getting depth charged.
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Did you check under the fridge?
Just fuzzy dust bunnies. :dunno:
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I had not been aware of this thread until today, but I did enjoy what I got through thus far. I do hope poor Bill reappears so he can finish his journey.
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Anyone receive any ransom demands yet?
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Just fuzzy dust bunnies. :dunno:
A. Whats fuzzy doing in your house pabs? And..
B. Did you check the back of the sofa?
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Anyone receive any ransom demands yet?
Hmmm, the only address Bill has is the old U Boat address (unter see) and we've moved now (uber see). Can anyone check unter see for a ransom note please?
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Would Bill be able to write a note and stick it in a bottle? :think:
(I don't recall if Bill is literate.....)
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A. Whats fuzzy doing in your house pabs? And..
B. Did you check the back of the sofa?
A: Shedding dust... :dwts:
B: Yes, when I lost my pen down there. :ahhh
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Sounds like Don's sofa is a black hole taking up everything that comes close...
Mystery solved
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Sounds like Don's sofa is a black hole taking up everything that comes close...
Mystery solved
How is pabs able to resist the pull of a black hole?
Constant maximum thrust?
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Maybe he knows how to travel with them :shrug:
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Maybe he's managed to Pablo a Black Hole...... :ahhh
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Maybe he's managed to Pablo a Black Hole...... :ahhh
I cannot confirm nor deny any speculation regarding any experiments involving Black Holes.
Certainly not any rumors that I managed to reverse the polarity of a Black Hole, thus turning it into a White Hole, causing myself to be showered by every lost object in the Universe.
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So Bill is somewhere underneath a pile of junk and meteorites now?
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Hey, some of that junk isn't junk!
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It's Space Junk.
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I need some more space, so that isn't junk at all.
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I have to wonder if somewhere, on some remote island, a small Lego minifig is trying to get directions from a volleyball......
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fantasyvillains/images/9/93/Wilson02.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190330113918)
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WILSOOOOOOOOOOON!
WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
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Meanwhile, at a toy shop in Svalbard.......................
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Brings back memories :dd:
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Is that a live picture? :ahhh
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Live footage from the Svalbard Shoperama CCTV network I believe.
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Were any of his traveling comrades spotted?
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He looks healthy enough :tu:
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He's building himself a new home! Bless. He's definitely homesick and now I feel really guilty. Poor Fella.
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Should be a improvement over the last submarine :D
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:rofl:
Should be a improvement over the last submarine :D
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Will be nice to have a brand new one
rather then the one you had from the 40s
Especially with how much it was leaking
And the smell was terrible >:(
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Will be nice to have a brand new one
rather then the one you had from the 40s
Especially with how much it was leaking
And the smell was terrible >:(
To be fair though the smell was mostly Bill.......
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Was it? >:(
Smelled like you had some dead bodies hiding in the sub :think:
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Was it? >:(
Smelled like you had some dead bodies hiding in the sub :think:
All Bill. Why do you think we wanted him to travel around the world?
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It all makes sense now :think:
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It all makes sense now :think:
In a weird way.
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Where's his white arm? I think it's a copycat!
Anyway, the smell of dead bodies in the Uboat was mostly caused by the remains of Barbara the donkey in Torpedo tube 4.
Or as mags called her: "delicious nutricious Barbara"
He once tried to shoot out the contents of tube 4 to get rid of the smell but accidentally pressed the "3", causing Pabs' personal stuff ending up in the Atlantic...
The smell did improve though :tu:
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WILSOOOOOOOOOOON!
WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
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The smell did seem a lot better :D
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For all those wondering what Bill will be returning to (if he's ever found again) after his travels, here's the actual
manky rust bucket place he calls home. In all its glory I give you the U Boat;
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I can see why Bill would be eager to get back....in a decade or two.....
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They say she's only got a couple of months left in her.
BTW Where is Bill?
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Hiding in plain sight....on some remote island in the Pacific? :think:
(https://www.nhm.ac.uk/content/dam/nhmwww/discover/henderson-island-expedition/henderson-island-full-width.jpg)
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That U boat is a great improvement magentus :like:
Much better than the old one at the bottom of the sea :whistle:
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For all those wondering what Bill will be returning to (if he's ever found again) after his travels, here's the actual manky rust bucket place he calls home. In all its glory I give you the U Boat;
I like it!
Did Santa give it to you?
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My lovely daughter bought it for me a couple of years back and seeing as I have two weeks off work I decided it was about time I put it together. :facepalm:
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:2tu:
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Nice job magentus :like: :tu:
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Thanks chaps. That model is 1:400 scale. I've just ordered a 1:350 version of the same type VII which is far more detailed. Looking forward to putting it together.
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Look forward to see it build :like: :tu:
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Thanks chaps. That model is 1:400 scale. I've just ordered a 1:350 version of the same type VII which is far more detailed. Looking forward to putting it together.
We can only guess how thrilled Bill will be with the more spacious quarters.
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We can only guess how thrilled Bill will be with the more spacious quarters.
Hopefully he'll read this (or get someone to read it for him) and he'll scurry on home.........
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Hopefully he'll read this (or get someone to read it for him) and he'll scurry on home.........
Where a big bowl of lukewarm, salty porridge is waiting for him..... :dd:
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I do hope that he comes back soon :tu:
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Where a big shared bowl of lukewarm tepid, salty porridge is waiting for him..... :dd:
FTFY
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That should bring him scurrying home...... :whistle:
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Story boys ? What's been happening ? Where's Bill?
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Bill is MIA....... :cry:
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Story boys ? What's been happening ? Where's Bill?
Oh, and how timely you should show up about now Eams. :D
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Oh, and how timely you should show up about now Eams. :D
Do tell?
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Oh, and how timely you should show up about now Eams. :D
Timely....or SUSPICIOUS!
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Timely....or SUSPICIOUS!
You say what we're all thinking Nix. It's just too much to put down to a coincidence. He's toying with us.
Having just arrived back chez Mags from watching instalment no.9 of Star Wars, the character of Emperor Palpatine with all his Machiavellian machinations reminded me quite a lot of our very own puppet master.............Eamo
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Burn him!
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Burn him!
No. We love Eamo. Well I do anyway. There, I've said it. There is good inside him somewhere.
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No. We love Eamo. Well I do anyway. There, I've said it. There is good inside him somewhere.
Have you been conducting an 'inventory' of the U-boat's rum supplies......?
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Have you been conducting an 'inventory' of the U-boat's rum supplies......?
Can't talk......headache :D
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Hiding in plain sight....on some remote island in the Pacific? :think:
(https://www.nhm.ac.uk/content/dam/nhmwww/discover/henderson-island-expedition/henderson-island-full-width.jpg)
Ah so he's on Henderson Island then.
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Can't talk......headache :D
Oh by the way, mind those bottles, I was caught short and I... Never mind!
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Oh by the way, mind those bottles, I was caught short and I... Never mind!
Blah! :ahhh
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No need to freak out, Mags. I'm sure Fuzzy means to replace them...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3jiLt1aBGfF37ZmK8a/giphy.gif)
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No need to freak out, Mags. I'm sure Fuzzy means to replace them...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3jiLt1aBGfF37ZmK8a/giphy.gif)
I did replace them... I distilled them further... using my body...
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No no no no no no no no no! :dwts:
I tried a few sips on my birthday!
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Well... you better see a doctor... and maybe a gynaecologist too...
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No no no no no no no no no! :dwts:
I tried a few sips on my birthday!
Do you remember, we sang 'Happy Birthday' to you in the ambulance on the way to A&E
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And you opened your presents after they pumped your stomach. You hated the special edition birthday batch of Cap'n Mags super duper salty porridge
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I think I had passed out at that point.....the SIZE of the tube they stuck down poor, Pabs..... :dwts:
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I think I had passed out at that point.....the SIZE of the tube they stuck down poor, Pabs..... :dwts:
You did right passing out Nix - some things should never be seen, lest they haunt your waking dreams evermore. shudder
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Well.....I mean.....who knew Pabs could fit that much into his tiny little self?
And what were those things...? Skittles.......? :sa: