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Title: Some people!
Post by: Smashie on July 15, 2018, 09:08:55 PM: Well this is NOT political or a commentary on the possible changes to UK law, this is purely about retarded cockwombles.

I was up at crack o sparrow fart this morning so I went out for a smoke (yes I still smoke, get over it). So I walk around outside and find this

(https://image.ibb.co/g52SOd/20180715_082028526_i_OS.jpg)

Cheap as arse copy of a paraframe as far I could tell. My neighbour came out and saw what I was looking at and promptly called the police. I'll be honest I would have done the same, simply because it should be criminal to carry a piece of smurf like that!.

I put out a heads up on the village FB page and level of full smurfing retard is beyond belief, weapons grade bellends.

Now where I found this is not a public right of way, it's a private gated carpark, but is is just off one of the two main routes that children use to get to the two schools.

Rant over

Peace
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Vidar on July 15, 2018, 09:52:53 PM: Cockwombles eh? Well, I learnt something new today too! :tu: (Ok, I'm still not sure what it is but I can guess at the general area of the map).
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Nix on July 15, 2018, 10:00:25 PM: I trust the Bobbies rolled in, in full tactical formation, riot gear on, and cordoned off the area.

Will the forensics report be made available to the public?
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Fuzzbucket on July 15, 2018, 11:08:10 PM: Quote from: Nix on July 15, 2018, 10:00:25 PM
I trust the Bobbies rolled in, in full tactical formation, riot gear on, and cordoned off the area.

Will the forensics report be made available to the public?

Good God no! We don't want to spread panic! :ahhh
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Smashie on July 15, 2018, 11:13:54 PM: Two turned up, put the knife in a tube and took it away. I know the knife wasn't there Friday as I'd have run over it.

I was a bit annoyed by the amount of times the word 'weapon' was used though
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Smashie on July 15, 2018, 11:16:40 PM: Quote from: Vidar on July 15, 2018, 09:52:53 PM
Cockwombles eh? Well, I learnt something new today too! :tu: (Ok, I'm still not sure what it is but I can guess at the general area of the map).

(https://image.ibb.co/hRp26y/cockwomble.png)

:whistle:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: pfrsantos on July 15, 2018, 11:17:50 PM: Quote from: Vidar on July 15, 2018, 09:52:53 PM
Cockwombles eh? Well, I learnt something new today too! :tu: (Ok, I'm still not sure what it is but I can guess at the general area of the map).

General Area!

:salute:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Vidar on July 15, 2018, 11:26:05 PM: Quote from: Smashie on July 15, 2018, 11:16:40 PM
Quote from: Vidar on July 15, 2018, 09:52:53 PM
Cockwombles eh? Well, I learnt something new today too! :tu: (Ok, I'm still not sure what it is but I can guess at the general area of the map).

(https://image.ibb.co/hRp26y/cockwomble.png)

:whistle:

Ok, that wasn't nowhere near where I thought that word was headed. I'll stick to smurfs.
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Smashie on July 15, 2018, 11:27:43 PM: Quote from: Vidar on July 15, 2018, 11:26:05 PM
Quote from: Smashie on July 15, 2018, 11:16:40 PM
Quote from: Vidar on July 15, 2018, 09:52:53 PM
Cockwombles eh? Well, I learnt something new today too! :tu: (Ok, I'm still not sure what it is but I can guess at the general area of the map).

(https://image.ibb.co/hRp26y/cockwomble.png)

:whistle:

Ok, that wasn't nowhere near where I thought that word was headed. I'll stick to smurfs.

You got the meaning :tu:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Kev D on July 15, 2018, 11:31:42 PM: :facepalm: :facepalm:

Makes you wonder what caused them to lose it as well. I'm
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Smashie on July 15, 2018, 11:45:27 PM: Quote from: Kev D on July 15, 2018, 11:31:42 PM
:facepalm: :facepalm:

Makes you wonder what caused them to lose it as well. I'm

I can take a guess
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Vidar on July 16, 2018, 12:12:20 AM: It is illegal to carry so they had to drop it?
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Smashie on July 16, 2018, 12:19:48 AM: Quote from: Vidar on July 16, 2018, 12:12:20 AM
It is illegal to carry so they had to drop it?

In a private car park? With gates and no other access?
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Vidar on July 16, 2018, 01:17:35 AM: Quote from: Smashie on July 16, 2018, 12:19:48 AM
Quote from: Vidar on July 16, 2018, 12:12:20 AM
It is illegal to carry so they had to drop it?

In a private car park? With gates and no other access?

Didn't say it made sense. But they are just (suddenly) following the law: illegal to carry -> drop it to be an innocent pillar of society once more. Just trying to follow the law and all that ::)
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: gerleatherberman on July 16, 2018, 01:52:47 AM: Couldn't your neighbor(or yourself) just have transposed the position of the knife, from the ground, to the rubbage bin? :think:

That is all I would have done during my morning smoke(yeah. I smoke too). Having cops show up would have ruined the morning. :whistle:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Sparky415 on July 16, 2018, 06:44:03 AM: Mark this is a very sad state of affairs!

You know what this means? :pok:

There's some poor kid in school this Monday morning without a knife :ahhh

The other kids are going to take the piss all term :cry:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on July 16, 2018, 08:58:09 AM: Your neighbour saw you (his neighbour... a familiar face, not some stranger) picking up a knife and called the police instead of simply asking you what's up? :facepalm: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Don Pablo on July 16, 2018, 11:07:21 AM: Quote from: gerleatherberman on July 16, 2018, 01:52:47 AM
Couldn't your neighbor(or yourself) just have transposed the position of the knife, from the ground, to the rubbage bin? :think:

That is all I would have done during my morning smoke(yeah. I smoke too). Having cops show up would have ruined the morning. :whistle:
Quote from: glenfiddich1983 on July 16, 2018, 08:58:09 AM
Your neighbour saw you (his neighbour... a familiar face, not some stranger) picking up a knife and called the police instead of simply asking you what's up? :facepalm: :facepalm:
I have similar questions too.
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Syncop8r on July 16, 2018, 11:19:01 AM: I'm guessing they called the police because they think they will be extra vigilant once alerted to the fact people are running around your neighbourhood with knives?

Just to be clear, the retarded cockwombles are:

A: Your neighbour (for calling the cops)
B: The people on your neighbourhood Facebook group/page (for being hysterical?)
C: The person/people creeping around your properties with knives.
D: A+B
E: Other.
:think:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: hiraethus on July 16, 2018, 11:25:57 AM: F. Smashie for leaving his best knife lying around. ;)
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Smashie on July 16, 2018, 11:35:40 AM: Quote from: hiraethus on July 16, 2018, 11:25:57 AM
F. Smashie for leaving his best knife lying around. ;)

Oi! That’s better than any knife I own!

The answers are b&c.
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Syncop8r on July 16, 2018, 11:44:32 AM: Gotcha. :tu:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: magentus on July 16, 2018, 11:46:08 AM: Two things learned here:

1. You need a better class of criminal Smashie. The ones in Bath would laugh at that POS - I've never been mugged with anything less than a Chris Reeves, and one time even an Alan Wood Ray Mears! What an honour!

2. Cockwomble makes it through the smurf filter. YES! :like:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Don Pablo on July 16, 2018, 01:41:46 PM: Quote from: magentus on July 16, 2018, 11:46:08 AM
Two things learned here:

1. You need a better class of criminal Smashie. The ones in Bath would laugh at that POS - I've never been mugged with anything less than a Chris Reeves, and one time even an Alan Wood Ray Mears! What an honour!

2. Cockwomble makes it through the smurf filter. YES! :like:
3. And the neighbours get into overblown hysterical tiffs. ::)

4. Prick also passes through the smurf filter. :rofl:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: hiraethus on July 16, 2018, 01:47:32 PM: The swear filter isn't infallible, and we (the mods) don't see everything - but remember that this is still a family-friendly forum and we'd like to keep it that way please.
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Don Pablo on July 16, 2018, 01:51:30 PM: Quote from: hiraethus on July 16, 2018, 01:47:32 PM
The swear filter isn't infallible, and we (the mods) don't see everything - but remember that this is still a family-friendly forum and we'd like to keep it that way please.
:cheers: :hatsoff:
I like it the way it is too.
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Corwyn on July 16, 2018, 01:58:08 PM: Just retarded...

People carry around chainsaws, axes, forks and scythes all day long... nobody beats an eye...
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Don Pablo on July 16, 2018, 02:01:04 PM: Quote from: Corwyn on July 16, 2018, 01:58:08 PM
Just retarded...

People carry around chainsaws, axes, forks and scythes all day long... nobody beats an eye...
They don't usually carry them on and deposit them in other peoples property though. ;)
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Gerhard Gerber on July 16, 2018, 02:08:25 PM: I believe my Dad has one just like it......he loves the rubbery texture of the camo.
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Yadda on July 16, 2018, 02:46:20 PM: Somewhat nicer than the machete I found lying in the street in front of my house. It did not get turned into the police..... :D
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Yadda on July 16, 2018, 02:50:04 PM: Quote from: Corwyn on July 16, 2018, 01:58:08 PM
Just retarded...

People carry around chainsaws, axes, forks and scythes all day long... nobody beats an eye...

Scythes! That would be an awesome EDC. Wear a black hood, carry a scythe, and you would have plenty of room on the sidewalk. Of course here in Texas you would be under armed. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: lister on July 16, 2018, 03:24:50 PM: Quote from: Yadda on July 16, 2018, 02:50:04 PM
Quote from: Corwyn on July 16, 2018, 01:58:08 PM
Just retarded...

People carry around chainsaws, axes, forks and scythes all day long... nobody beats an eye...

Scythes! That would be an awesome EDC. Wear a black hood, carry a scythe, and you would have plenty of room on the sidewalk. Of course here in Texas you would be under armed. :facepalm:

Aren't you guys allowed swords these days? :D
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Nix on July 16, 2018, 04:10:12 PM: Swords can be carried openly. Concealed carry is not allowed.
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: gerleatherberman on July 16, 2018, 04:18:58 PM: Quote from: Nix on July 16, 2018, 04:10:12 PM
Swords can be carried openly. Concealed carry is not allowed.
I believe that is prevent accidental amputations of certain extremities. :whistle: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Nix on July 16, 2018, 04:35:42 PM: You know my motto:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zcP9bL-bEXc/VBSvTYdVbaI/AAAAAAAAAIs/R4PHCN6g88s/s1600/Safety%2BThird%2BSticker.png)
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Don Pablo on July 16, 2018, 04:36:45 PM: How do you conceal carry a long sword? :rofl:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: lister on July 16, 2018, 04:40:08 PM: Quote from: Don Pablo on July 16, 2018, 04:36:45 PM
How do you conceal carry a long sword? :rofl:

Well you could... nope. No idea. Ok, maybe you could put one in a cello case? Though I don't see that as being all that practical. :D
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: pfrsantos on July 16, 2018, 04:48:28 PM: Quote from: Don Pablo on July 16, 2018, 04:36:45 PM
How do you conceal carry a long sword? :rofl:

Sure you want to know the answer to that?...

:pok: :pok: >:D >:D
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: pfrsantos on July 16, 2018, 04:50:19 PM: Here you go:

Show content
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Sword_swallowing_diagram.png)

:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: gerleatherberman on July 16, 2018, 04:53:47 PM: Haven't you fellas watched the old movies? You conceal it in a trench coat(just like a mob member concealing his shotgun). :rofl:

The ole' box of roses works too. :D

Only down side to the trench coat is that people will assume you are ready to flash them and will run away. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: pfrsantos on July 16, 2018, 04:58:02 PM: Quote from: gerleatherberman on July 16, 2018, 04:53:47 PM
Haven't you fellas watched the old movies? You conceal it in a trench coat(just like a mob member concealing his shotgun). :rofl:

The ole' box of roses works too. :D

Only down side to the trench coat is that people will assume you are ready to flash them and will run away. :facepalm:

Not awl people, buddy. Not awl people...

:dd:

:D :D
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: gerleatherberman on July 16, 2018, 05:00:52 PM: :rofl:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Fuzzbucket on July 16, 2018, 05:42:37 PM: Quote from: gerleatherberman on July 16, 2018, 04:53:47 PM
Haven't you fellas watched the old movies? You conceal it in a trench coat(just like a mob member concealing his shotgun). :rofl:

The ole' box of roses works too. :D

Only down side to the trench coat is that people will assume you are ready to flash them and will run away. :facepalm:

I get that all the time - people are constantly assuming I've got a sword or something under my robe...

Anyway... has anyone seen my pocket knife? I was out dogging the other night in some geezers car park and...
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: gerleatherberman on July 16, 2018, 05:48:47 PM: Just as long as you don't flash open your robe on MT.o, we'll be alright. :dwts:

We don't need you letting it awl hang out. :D
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: ThePeacent on July 16, 2018, 10:03:47 PM: Quote from: Don Pablo on July 16, 2018, 04:36:45 PM
How do you conceal carry along sword? :rofl:

Easy.
You just conceal carry as usual, and take a sword with you in your daily routine
Then you conceal carry along sword

:facepalm:

(https://i.imgur.com/eWgBMWa.png)
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Yadda on July 17, 2018, 02:20:38 AM: Quote from: lister on July 16, 2018, 03:24:50 PM
Quote from: Yadda on July 16, 2018, 02:50:04 PM
Quote from: Corwyn on July 16, 2018, 01:58:08 PM
Just retarded...

People carry around chainsaws, axes, forks and scythes all day long... nobody beats an eye...

Scythes! That would be an awesome EDC. Wear a black hood, carry a scythe, and you would have plenty of room on the sidewalk. Of course here in Texas you would be under armed. :facepalm:

Aren't you guys allowed swords these days? :D

Honestly, there isn't much that isn't allowed. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: ironraven on July 17, 2018, 04:18:13 AM: In Vermont, so long as you are out of your vehicle, you are legally allowed to carry any weapon you want concealed, so long as it is under six feet in length. If it is longer than that, you may not conceal it about your person nor in a wagon or carriage while in a state of readiness. This also dates from the era when the Brown Bess was still a front line weapon. Oddly, the law says you may do it- how you conceal is up to you. We've since edited the rules so you can't legally have a loaded rifle or shotgun in your vehicle, nor a cocked crossbow.

Anti-poaching laws.

While that tawdry little thing is not kosher in in Her Majesty's Realm, I'm going to throw out two theories. Someone with a rebellious streak was using it to do something like cut rope for tying down a tarp or the like, put it on their car, and forgot it when they drove off. Theory two is Jack the Ripper is a Time Lord and dumped the weapon 120 years in the future after wiping it down.
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: ToolJoe on July 17, 2018, 05:05:17 AM: Nobody would bat an eye around here regarding seeing that..
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: ThePeacent on July 17, 2018, 02:44:01 PM: Quote from: Sparky415 on July 16, 2018, 06:44:03 AM
Mark this is a very sad state of affairs!
You know what this means? :pok:

that the Paraframe has made it through the Ocean already!! :ahhh
We're doomed
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Nix on July 17, 2018, 02:58:23 PM: Quote from: ironraven on July 17, 2018, 04:18:13 AM
Theory two is Jack the Ripper is a Time Lord and dumped the weapon 120 years in the future after wiping it down.

I'm going with theory two.

That just has the uncanny ring of truth to it.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: pfrsantos on July 17, 2018, 06:08:44 PM: Quote from: ThePeacent on July 16, 2018, 10:03:47 PM
Quote from: Don Pablo on July 16, 2018, 04:36:45 PM
How do you conceal carry along sword? :rofl:

Easy.
You just conceal carry as usual, and take a sword with you in your daily routine
Then you conceal carry along sword

:facepalm:

(https://i.imgur.com/eWgBMWa.png)

(https://i.gifer.com/OfH.gif)
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Alan K. on July 18, 2018, 05:53:03 AM: You know, I'm forever being asked by the ladies if I've a sword down my trousers or if I'm just happy to see them. :think:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Chako on July 18, 2018, 11:12:23 AM: Around here, that knife wouldn't be an issue.

In Canada, you can wear a sword as well...and it is perfectly legal...that is until you take it out of its sheath. :ahhh

With that in mind, just because you can does not mean you will. I have as yet to see anyone wearing a sword. As for concealing one, my that gentleman is walking stiff legged. :rofl:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Yadda on July 18, 2018, 01:56:13 PM: Quote from: Alan K. on July 18, 2018, 05:53:03 AM
You know, I'm forever being asked by the ladies if I've a sword down my trousers or if I'm just happy to see them. :think:

:salute:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Aloha on July 18, 2018, 03:39:19 PM: This thread

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Vidar on July 18, 2018, 03:53:49 PM: Quote from: Chako on July 18, 2018, 11:12:23 AM
As for concealing one, my that gentleman is walking stiff legged. :rofl:

It might not be a sword. A friend of mine noticed this very stiff legged man walking in the middle of the shopping street once. The man stopped by a bike, and as by magic an extremely long bolt cutter appeared. He liberated the bike from its lock and without waiting around for comments he tried to race off. Mind you, cycling with a stiff leg isn't easy!
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Vidar on July 18, 2018, 03:54:09 PM: Not sure what I did here, but not sure how to make it go away either :facepalm:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: gerleatherberman on July 19, 2018, 01:51:41 AM: :rofl:

They must be referring to a man known as 'Tripod'. :whistle:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Syncop8r on July 20, 2018, 12:17:20 PM: Quote from: Vidar on July 18, 2018, 03:54:09 PM
Not sure what I did here, but not sure how to make it go away either :facepalm:
Just think of old nuns. :whistle:
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: lister on July 20, 2018, 12:36:16 PM: Quote from: Alan K. on July 18, 2018, 05:53:03 AM
You know, I'm forever being asked by the ladies if I've a sword down my trousers or if I'm just happy to see them. :think:

In that case down is not the direction of happy... :D
Title: Re: Some people!
Post by: Yadda on July 20, 2018, 02:39:33 PM: Quote from: Syncop8r on July 20, 2018, 12:17:20 PM
Quote from: Vidar on July 18, 2018, 03:54:09 PM
Not sure what I did here, but not sure how to make it go away either :facepalm:
Just think of old nuns. :whistle:

:facepalm: :D