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Title: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: spudley112 on September 19, 2019, 07:05:53 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/YBzdZ06.jpg)

For those who are frightened of knives, I thought I would share some essential knowledge so you know what you are dealing with.

1. The "Buck" logo indicates that this is a $1 knife or what one might call a "Saturday Night Special."

2. The word "Edge" clearly shows that this knife comes so sharp that it can cut your eye my merely looking at it. Be careful of any package with the words "edge" "sharp" or "stabinator" written on it.

3. Metal lever locks the knife blade in place so it can be stabbed through bullet-proof vests, cars, schools, or tanks.

4. Wood handle thingies made from rare rain forest trees, stained with the tears of indigenous children.

5. Soft metal thing behind blade so it will expand on impact if thrown at people.

6. Blade made of special metal designed to be more deadlier than a rocket launcher. Edge is sharpened in a way that causes maximum pain and damage when it comes into contact with human flesh. (Note the lack of any child safety locks)

7. Special blood groove doo-hickey designed to let people's blood squirt out in a red misty fountain to increase "stopping power."

8. Special concealment case designed to hide the knife from view until it can be deployed "ninja style" to surprise innocent victims, police or school officials. The case also blocks metal detector "beams" so that it can be taken into restricted areas.
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: RF52 on September 19, 2019, 07:33:28 PM: :rofl:

Sent fra min FRD-L09 via Tapatalk
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: Wspeed on September 19, 2019, 07:34:22 PM: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: ducttapetech on September 19, 2019, 07:42:11 PM: :rofl:
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: Rapidray on September 19, 2019, 09:58:40 PM: :rofl:
Definitely not what I was expecting! :tu: :cheers:
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: Nix on September 20, 2019, 12:09:21 AM: :rofl:
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: PitCarver on September 20, 2019, 02:28:02 AM: Now that's a good un.
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: Huntsman on September 20, 2019, 03:46:30 AM: Now I am even more frightened :o
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: nate j on September 20, 2019, 04:20:52 AM: :rofl:

On a serious note, I'm afraid there are some people whose real opinions on knives are not far off from this.
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: Poncho65 on September 20, 2019, 11:41:42 AM: Quote from: nate j on September 20, 2019, 04:20:52 AM
:rofl:

On a serious note, I'm afraid there are some people whose real opinions on knives are not far off from this.

:iagree: :facepalm:

but for those not frightened to death :rofl:
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: pfrsantos on September 20, 2019, 07:12:08 PM: Yup, that's pretty much it...

:tu: :tu:
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: fullbreakfast on September 30, 2019, 10:09:59 PM: Pretty cool diagram!

I'd like to show a diagram of my Special Ninja Assassin Dagger which I'm sure would be of interest to people, but I can't because it's invisible.
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: fullbreakfast on September 30, 2019, 10:11:04 PM: Also, we're not really supposed to talk about the fact that we're Special Ninja Assassins.
Title: Re: Knife Parts Identification for Frightened People
Post by: fullbreakfast on September 30, 2019, 10:11:33 PM: Oh, smurf.