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Non Tool Forum => The Break Room => Topic started by: Benner on March 13, 2010, 07:19:29 PM
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It's just gone 6.15PM and I have a nice load of beer chilling in the fridge. In about an hour and a half I can kick back, open one of those bad boys and talk rubbish with you lot all evening. :D
Anyone else having a few tonight? Anyone actually, gulp, venturing outside?! :o
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If I ventured out, I'd end up falling over a lot, and not for alcoholic reasons :-\
At least the prospective GF's working, so I've got a chance to get better before making an arse of myself :D
Have several for me mate :tu:
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Consider it done. :salute: :D
I will have to drink a lot anyway to test out all my bottle openers including my "Benner" from Sparky. :tu: So It's purely for science really. :D
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Prospective GF Mike? :think:
Be careful blowing her up - you're dizzy enough already ;)
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:rofl: :rofl:
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:D :D
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just waiting for the lottery numbers to be drawn and i win my millions. :)
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Beer number one is officially open.
Opener of choice - Sparky "Benner". - Performance - Pretty good, although my hair spiked my thumb a little. :D
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No beer, only 3 pm. Just finished changing tires on the car, going to strung up the antenna next. Need to wash car too but probably no time today and it rains all day tomorrow.
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I'm one San Miguel in, did some minor editing to EDCSource, and a bucketload of foodshopping today...
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Heineken is my tipple tonight.
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Ben I'm waiting for a delivery and I'll join you but don't hold your breath :rofl:
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Bad joke :ahhh ok I'll get my goat :tu:
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This is MT.O where are the beer opening shots >:( New tool for each bottle please :)
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Prospective GF Mike? :think:
Be careful blowing her up - you're dizzy enough already ;)
Don't worry, puncture repair kit standing by :salute:
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OK bottle 2 was real good :D...
Opener of choice - Atwood GasBaby - Performance - Superb, but due to physical size not as easy as openers on larger tools.
Bottle 3;
Opener of choice - Leatherman knifeless Fuse - Performance - Pretty pants. Pierced rather than opened and I had to open the tool up and just use one leg as it didn't work at all closed up.
I am not some lightweight BTW these bottles are the big 650mls ones. :drink:
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So your pissed then :D
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OK bottle 2 was real good :D...
Opener of choice - Atwood GasBaby - Performance - Superb, but due to physical size not as easy as openers on larger tools.
Bottle 3;
Opener of choice - Leatherman knifeless Fuse - Performance - Pretty pants. Pierced rather than opened and I had to open the tool up and just use one leg as it didn't work at all closed up.
I am not some lightweight BTW these bottles are the big 650mls ones. :drink:
What, no camera? :pok:
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I am not some lightweight BTW these bottles are the big 650mls ones. :drink:
Liar, you weigh about as much as my leg :P
By the way... :pok: pics or it didn't happen
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I am not some lightweight BTW these bottles are the big 650mls ones. :drink:
Liar, you weigh about as much as my leg :P
By the way... :pok: pics or it didn't happen
I'm surprised he can operate a keyboard!
I think a camera might be asking to much of our drunk friend :D
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It was asking to much of me, but the wife has come to out aid. One drunken pic to follow!
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It was asking to much of me, but the wife has come to out aid. One drunken pic to follow!
Of her hopefully :D
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Sadly, just of me. :D
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This is all Ben's fault >:(
(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/NKB_Pocket_Tools/bombadier-clutch.jpg)
Wells Bombardier as oppened by a Clutch. Opening ability = shyte, took three attempts ::)
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Nice (get around forum swear filter) spelling :D
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Yay go Neil. Your drink is far nicer than my £3 for 2x650mls rubbish.
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Yay go Neil. Your drink is far nicer than my £3 for 2x650mls rubbish.
Well, Neil is a man of breeding :-\
I'm a White Lightning boy myself :D
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For £1 a litre who can go wrong!?! :D
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For £1 a litre who can go wrong!?! :D
But your liver probably will :D
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Do they still make it? Seems years ago that I was drinking that stuff.
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Do they still make it? Seems years ago that I was drinking that stuff.
I think there using it to fuel North Korean ballistic missiles now :think: :D
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(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/NKB_Pocket_Tools/drink-bees-drink.jpg)
I don't like to drink alone so I've generously allowed my minions in indulge. They're cheap enough to keep happy due to their diminutive dimensions and fast metabolisms :D
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(http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx245/Snowball_2328/130320105707-1.jpg)
bad pic but I am happy alright. :D
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Be careful they don't get all antsy :D
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(http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx245/Snowball_2328/130320105707-1.jpg)
bad pic but I am happy alright. :D
Gez you've aged 10 years :o :D
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sod off. :D
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sod off. :D
3 beer's and your already looking for a fight ::)
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sod off. :D
3 beer's and your already looking for a fight ::)
I am only a wee lad. :D
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3 beers in is about when my bladder starts getting swamped. :P He'll not get much posting done from here on out due to all the potty trips. :D
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sod off. :D
3 beer's and your already looking for a fight ::)
I am only a wee lad. :D
And armed with a bottle and an Atwood :o
Quick, someone call the Daily mail! :D
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Beer 4;
Opener of choice - Wenger Ranger - Performance - effortless. Far better than the last lot due to it's length. One quick pull and the suds were free.
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Well I'm half way into a rather nice bottle of Chardonnay Semillon. (http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2006/304/a/e/_wine_swirl__by_koffeeben.gif)
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Join the drunkenness Gareth. :drink:
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It takes very little to get me drunk these days. I'll be rat-arsed if I finish this bottle of wine. :-\
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Beer 4;
Opener of choice - Wenger Ranger - Performance - effortless. Far better than the last lot due to it's length. One quick pull and the suds were free.
Well really :o
Well I'm half way into a rather nice bottle of Chardonnay Semillon. (http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2006/304/a/e/_wine_swirl__by_koffeeben.gif)
Ooh, posh booze :cheers:
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Hey, no dirty talk in my thread. >:(
Sod it, lets go wild. "Bum" hehe! :D
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Willy *snigger's* :D
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knob?
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knob?
You called? :D
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knob?
You dirty git. Get out! >:( :D
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knob?
You called? :D
Yesterday you told me to "leave your knob out of this." :cry:
You like Gareth better than me! :ahhh
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knob?
You called? :D
Yesterday you told me to "leave your knob out of this." :cry: :D
Well Spork was so nice to it, I though it should get aired more often :angel: :D
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knob?
You called? :D
Yesterday you told me to "leave your knob out of this." :cry: :D
Well Spork was so nice to it, I though it should get aired more often :angel: :D
:D
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knob?
You called? :D
Yesterday you told me to "leave your knob out of this." :cry: :D
Well Spork was so nice to it, I though it should get aired more often :angel: :D
And I notice he opened up a fresh tin of lard.
Remember Mike normally has to pick out the chip ends of the used stuff so is probably feeling quite flattered.
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knob?
You called? :D
Yesterday you told me to "leave your knob out of this." :cry: :D
Well Spork was so nice to it, I though it should get aired more often :angel: :D
I'm not having Dave's seconds. >:(
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knob?
You called? :D
Yesterday you told me to "leave your knob out of this." :cry: :D
Well Spork was so nice to it, I though it should get aired more often :angel: :D
I'm not having Dave's seconds. >:(
Well I'm still quite worn out anyway! >:D
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knob?
You called? :D
Yesterday you told me to "leave your knob out of this." :cry: :D
Well Spork was so nice to it, I though it should get aired more often :angel: :D
I'm not having Dave's seconds. >:(
Well I'm still quite worn out anyway! >:D
Ah, showing your age eh?
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/051/8/e/Sympathy_emoticon_by_ChaosAngel5.gif)
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knob?
You called? :D
Yesterday you told me to "leave your knob out of this." :cry: :D
Well Spork was so nice to it, I though it should get aired more often :angel: :D
I'm not having Dave's seconds. >:(
Well I'm still quite worn out anyway! >:D
Ah, showing your age eh?
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/051/8/e/Sympathy_emoticon_by_ChaosAngel5.gif)
Still got a year on you :P :D
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knob?
You called? :D
Yesterday you told me to "leave your knob out of this." :cry: :D
Well Spork was so nice to it, I though it should get aired more often :angel: :D
I'm not having Dave's seconds. >:(
Well I'm still quite worn out anyway! >:D
Ah, showing your age eh?
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/051/8/e/Sympathy_emoticon_by_ChaosAngel5.gif)
Still got a year on you :P :D
Yes but......but.....ah, you see.......errrr :rant:
OK, I got nothing. :(
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knob?
You called? :D
Yesterday you told me to "leave your knob out of this." :cry: :D
Well Spork was so nice to it, I though it should get aired more often :angel: :D
I'm not having Dave's seconds. >:(
Well I'm still quite worn out anyway! >:D
Ah, showing your age eh?
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/051/8/e/Sympathy_emoticon_by_ChaosAngel5.gif)
Still got a year on you :P :D
Yes but......but.....ah, you see.......errrr :rant:
OK, I got nothing. :(
Yay! I win something :D
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Can I play too?
(http://gallery.multitool.org/pbmirror/spork.jpg)
Def
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Note the date peeps, this is a first time for Mike...
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Go Def. :cheers:
You win on the cool opener stakes :D
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Go Def. :cheers:
You win on the cool opener stakes :D
Last time I saw one of those it was being wielded by a fridge ninja! :o
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Go Def. :cheers:
You win on the cool opener stakes :D
Last time I saw one of those it was being wielded by a fridge ninja! :o
That dude was a lethal legend :o
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That was scary alright :o :ahhh
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Do I get extra points for wearing a LM shirt?
Or does that subtract from the fact that I am using a CRKT product to open my beer?
Does anyone else find it odd that a multitool designed for eating also helps one drink?
Def
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I'm afraid you lose point's on account of it being pink :-\
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we were watching "Bednobs and Broomsticks" the other day on TV... and at the point where the kid goes: "what's that got to do with my knob?" the wife and I turned to each other and burst into laughing... you'd never see a line like that in a modern kids movies lmao.
oh and I had similar experience with a gerber clutch and it's fail at bottle opening.
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It's not pink- it's gray. Must be the lighting or something....
Def
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Extra points for not wearing a shirt. ;)
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Extra points for not wearing a shirt. ;)
Don't give him idea's :twak:
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That'll be after the next bottle...
Def
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That'll be after the next bottle...
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See what you've done now Gareth >:(
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It's not pink- it's gray. Must be the lighting or something....
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Whatever you say ;) :D
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Just remember, your big red ban button can't protect you from a guy with Admin powers! :P
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Don't show the members i am weak. That button is all I have :cry:
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(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/NKB_Pocket_Tools/ruby-farmer.jpg)
Rudgate Brewery Ruby Mild, as opened by a '85 tanged Farmer.
Ease of opening = piece of piss :tu:
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You are a minor God, but still a God, so don't fret! :multi:
Def
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You are a minor God, but still a God, so don't fret! :multi:
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Phew! I can relax now. :D
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(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/NKB_Pocket_Tools/ruby-farmer.jpg)
Rudgate Brewery Ruby Mild, as opened by a '85 tanged Farmer.
Ease of opening = piece of piss :tu:
Brass Farmer porn :drool:
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Even more so- I'm off to make supper. Got to feed the wife so she doesn't miss a moment of awful TV....
Def
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Even more so- I'm off to make supper. Got to feed the wife so she doesn't miss a moment of awful TV....
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How can women (not a misogynist honest!) wade through so much crappy tv?
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Talk shows are a fave here. ::)
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Even more so- I'm off to make supper. Got to feed the wife so she doesn't miss a moment of awful TV....
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How can women (not a misogynist honest!) wade through so much crappy tv?
Practice.... ::)
Def
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Even more so- I'm off to make supper. Got to feed the wife so she doesn't miss a moment of awful TV....
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How can women (not a misogynist honest!) wade through so much crappy tv?
Practice.... ::)
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Very true :D :D
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>:D
and I'm off to bed...
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Oh man that's so cool. :D
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>:D
and I'm off to bed...
G'night Micah!
Def
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>:D
and I'm off to bed...
I want a "Mike's hatchet of doom" one :pok: :pok: :D
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Micah had to rush off to bed- Maria's wearing her Booba Fett outfit again!
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs077.snc3/14453_555581852563_21204892_32425545_899615_n.jpg)
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Micah had to rush off to bed- Maria's wearing her Booba Fett outfit again!
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs077.snc3/14453_555581852563_21204892_32425545_899615_n.jpg)
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Damn :gimme:
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Sacre Bleu!! :drool:
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DAMN! :drool:
Man are we geeks or what?!? :rofl:
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Why yes.... you are :D
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Yeah, pretty much, which is why we are all yakking on the internet on a Saturday night instead of going out and doing something!
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/images/i/2002/41/0/8/MiniSteveS_-_Boba_Fett_II.gif)
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Like getting our heads kicked in?
Sorry, you don't all in live in Newark :D
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Yeah, pretty much, which is why we are all yakking on the internet on a Saturday night instead of going out and doing something!
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/images/i/2002/41/0/8/MiniSteveS_-_Boba_Fett_II.gif)
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Well I'm chatting to a lass on FB so does that count as having a life? :D
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Like getting our heads kicked in?
Sorry, you don't all in live in Newark :D
My job is protecting people from getting their heads kicked in- it's a good, albeit busy business! Fortunately I have a Saturday night off for once....
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Micah had to rush off to bed- Maria's wearing her Booba Fett outfit again!
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs077.snc3/14453_555581852563_21204892_32425545_899615_n.jpg)
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Some more on the same theme.
(http://www.galacticbinder.com/images/Blog/darth-vader-babe-sexy-corset.jpg)
(http://www.galacticbinder.com/images/Blog/stormtrooper-babe-sexy-corset.jpg)
:drool:
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Damn that Vader outfit's working hard :D
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You guys are hours ahead of me...it's not Lard Happy Hour here yet...
You'll all be passed out and drooling before I crack a beer... >:( :D
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So, I don't check in for a couple of hours and this thread has gone from an innocent beer or two, to a Scene from Porky's or something.... lard, women, tool pron, drunken bees, topless pictures....
OK, so everything's quite normal then :salute:
Carry on :cheers:
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will do. :salute: :D
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Oh, beer's 4. 6 8 whatever were all good man :drink: :D Wenger worked well. :D
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Oh, beer's 4. 6 8 whatever were all good man :drink: :D Wenger worked well. :D
Is Sue going to be carrying you upstairs then :D
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Oh, beer's 4. 6 8 whatever were all good man :drink: :D Wenger worked well. :D
Is Sue going to be carrying you upstairs then :D
Or can we look forward to another Ben on the Sofa with his mouth hung open picture? ::)
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Oh, beer's 4. 6 8 whatever were all good man :drink: :D Wenger worked well. :D
Is Sue going to be carrying you upstairs then :D
Or can we look forward to another Ben on the Sofa with his mouth hung open picture? ::)
Gotta hope so :drool:
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Oh, beer's 4. 6 8 whatever were all good man :drink: :D Wenger worked well. :D
Is Sue going to be carrying you upstairs then :D
Or can we look forward to another Ben on the Sofa with his mouth hung open picture? ::)
Gotta hope so :drool:
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs5/i/2004/334/e/2/Two_Thumbs_Up_Emote_by_eStunt.gif)
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I have a bad head...
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I have a bad head...
Morning mate. :pok:
This is why I drink white wine, I almost never get a hangover from it. :angel:
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I have a bad head...
SORRY TO HEAR THAT MATE!!!! >:D :D
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I feel a bit manky as well. :D
I'm never drinking again...
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I stopped after two bottles so I'm good :D
HEY BEN, HOW'S THE HEAD! >:D
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I'm hoping a super greasy fried egg sandwich will keep me more balanced. :D
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If it works I'd pass that tip to Mike, I hear he could do with a little more balance right now ;)
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If it works I'd pass that tip to Mike, I hear he could do with a little more balance right now ;)
Damn right I could :-\
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Good to see no one woke up in a ditch with their undercrackers on backwards...(http://fc05.deviantart.net/images3/i/2004/11/f/3/Drunk_emoticon.gif)
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Good to see no one woke up in a ditch with their undercrackers on backwards...(http://fc05.deviantart.net/images3/i/2004/11/f/3/Drunk_emoticon.gif)
Actually I did have my pants on backwards this morning :rofl:
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Good to see no one woke up in a ditch with their undercrackers on backwards...(http://fc05.deviantart.net/images3/i/2004/11/f/3/Drunk_emoticon.gif)
Actually I did have my pants on backwards this morning :rofl:
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/images/i/2002/37/6/7/Mon_dieu.gif)
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Good to see no one woke up in a ditch with their undercrackers on backwards...(http://fc05.deviantart.net/images3/i/2004/11/f/3/Drunk_emoticon.gif)
Actually I did have my pants on backwards this morning :rofl:
I just wasn't wearing any. :o
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Good to see no one woke up in a ditch with their undercrackers on backwards...(http://fc05.deviantart.net/images3/i/2004/11/f/3/Drunk_emoticon.gif)
Actually I did have my pants on backwards this morning :rofl:
I just wasn't wearing any. :o
...any ideal where they've gone? :think: Check the dog...
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I think that constitutes animal cruelty :o