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Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on June 19, 2011, 04:46:26 AM
As the tuitle says, this ids the threadf to write in when youy are totaly smurfed out from alcohol . I have just gotten from a night omn the town with a religiouse discusion with a mnuslim cavb driver that was quite enligtening, I have had WAY to much to drink so please excuse me of my drunkenne. BTW, I realy locve SOG and think thjat they should get a permament stand with LM at the smihsonian.

I hearby end rthis conversation by saying  Peace and long life, live long and prosper,
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: cerbera147 on June 19, 2011, 06:52:37 AM
Now this is a funny post  :rofl: :rofl:

Gmail has a feature called 'Mail Goggles' whereby it ask you some basic maths to check if you should be emailing under the influence. This clearly needs to be rolled out across the web and beyond  :ahhh   :rofl: :cheers:

http://arstechnica.com/web/news/2008/10/mail-goggles-a-breathlyzer-test-for-your-gmail.ars (http://arstechnica.com/web/news/2008/10/mail-goggles-a-breathlyzer-test-for-your-gmail.ars)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: J-sews on June 19, 2011, 02:27:36 PM
HOW ARE YOU FEELING THIS MORNING KENNETH??

 :D :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ryan1835 on June 19, 2011, 02:38:21 PM
well according to his facebook status his head hurts  :pok:  :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: PyroJames on June 19, 2011, 03:01:12 PM
LOL.  I like this topic.

I bet Medic doesn't even remember making this thread.  :drink:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Zed on June 19, 2011, 04:10:30 PM
lol, i just smoked a big fat cuban cigar i was given a few weeks ago, and now im light headed, im a light weight these days  :ahhh  :ahhh  i wonder what was in it  :think:  :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: PyroJames on June 19, 2011, 04:52:56 PM
lol, i just smoked a big fat cuban cigar i was given a few weeks ago, and now im light headed, im a light weight these days  :ahhh  :ahhh  i wonder what was in it  :think:  :D

Ughh... I've been trying to cut back on my cigar intake but your post just put me in the mood for a couple now.  ;)  I have some nicely aged Edicion Limitadas that are just taunting me right now.  :drool:

Time to get smurfed-faced!  :cheers:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Zed on June 19, 2011, 04:57:22 PM
lol, i just smoked a big fat cuban cigar i was given a few weeks ago, and now im light headed, im a light weight these days  :ahhh  :ahhh  i wonder what was in it  :think:  :D

Ughh... I've been trying to cut back on my cigar intake but your post just put me in the mood for a couple now.  ;)  I have some nicely aged Edicion Limitadas that are just taunting me right now.  :drool:

Time to get smurfed-faced!  :cheers:

 :D  :tu:  not sure what make mine was and threw away the little paper bit, i smoked one the other day while in the middle of nowhere while on a bike ride, it just seemed right  :D ive none left now  :-\
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: PyroJames on June 19, 2011, 05:04:29 PM
Do you remember what the cigar band looked like?  I could probably guess the brand based on the description of the band.

Smoking a cigar while you were on a bike ride?  Nice.  :cheers:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Zed on June 19, 2011, 05:08:28 PM
Do you remember what the cigar band looked like?  I could probably guess the brand based on the description of the band.

Smoking a cigar while you were on a bike ride?  Nice.  :cheers:

 :D nope my youngest took a liking too it and asked if she could have it  ::)  ill go and search my backpack too see if the other one is in there  :tu:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Zed on June 19, 2011, 05:10:29 PM
just found one in my bag, it is a El coloso  :think:  the one i just smoked i think had a red and white or silver band, this one is brown and white,  :tu: the other one was smoother , but this one was still very nice, there was a smaller one but i smoked that a week ago so no clue on that one,
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: PyroJames on June 19, 2011, 05:26:11 PM
the one i just smoked i think had a red and white or silver band, this one is brown and white,  :tu: the other one was smoother , but this one was still very nice, there was a smaller one but i smoked that a week ago so no clue on that one,

Red and white/silver band could be Romeo y Julieta, Hoyo de Monterrey, La Flor de Cano or possibly Cuaba.  If it was smooth, it may have been RyJ or Hoyo which are both fantastic brands.  :tu:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on June 19, 2011, 05:38:46 PM
LOL.  I like this topic.

I bet Medic doesn't even remember making this thread.  :drink:

I have a vague memory of me doing it :P

HOW ARE YOU FEELING THIS MORNING KENNETH??

 :D :D

Like Ryan said, my head hurt :P But I thank God that we have something called aspirin and after eating a big fat burger I am starting to feel like a human being again :P
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on June 19, 2011, 05:46:53 PM
Hmmmm, just found out that I ordered a pair of boots and a t-shirt from Israel....................I have no recollection of that at all. But the boots and t-shirt are cool so I have at least good taste when I am drunk :P
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: PyroJames on June 19, 2011, 05:56:55 PM
Hmmmm, just found out that I ordered a pair of boots and a t-shirt from Israel....................I have no recollection of that at all. But the boots and t-shirt are cool so I have at least good taste when I am drunk :P

You better go check yourself in the mirror and make sure you don't have any new tattoos (or body piercings)!  :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Zed on June 19, 2011, 06:17:01 PM
the one i just smoked i think had a red and white or silver band, this one is brown and white,  :tu: the other one was smoother , but this one was still very nice, there was a smaller one but i smoked that a week ago so no clue on that one,

Red and white/silver band could be Romeo y Julieta, Hoyo de Monterrey, La Flor de Cano or possibly Cuaba.  If it was smooth, it may have been RyJ or Hoyo which are both fantastic brands.  :tu:

 :tu: problem now is i want more   :ahhh   :ahhh  :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AHB on June 19, 2011, 06:34:57 PM
lol, i just smoked a big fat cuban jamaican cigar i was given a few weeks ago, and now im light headed, im a light weight these days  :ahhh  :ahhh  i wonder what was in it  :think:  :D
Fixed..  ;) :D


Glad to hear you're getting better Kenneth..  :pok: :cheers:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: dks on June 19, 2011, 06:59:29 PM
Just having a few  :rofl: beers and would like to add that cigar labels, if removed carefully, make nice and cheap rings for the little ones!
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mr. Whippy on June 19, 2011, 07:45:16 PM
Great thread.


Oddly, my typing reads like Norwegian after I start drinking... :drink:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Ashley on June 19, 2011, 09:03:56 PM
I have a thread simulair to this somewhere here in the break room. I started it one night when I tipped a few to many.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on June 25, 2011, 05:44:42 AM
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: J-sews on June 25, 2011, 01:21:36 PM
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:

So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ryan1835 on June 26, 2011, 11:22:00 PM
oh god i have had far too much to drink this weekend im glad im finally home and my bed is near!
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on June 27, 2011, 11:12:28 AM
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:

So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D

What happened?   :drink:   :think:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: J-sews on June 28, 2011, 02:38:39 AM
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:

So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D

What happened?   :drink:   :think:


You passed out and we stole all your tools >:D :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on June 28, 2011, 07:15:04 AM
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:

So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D

What happened?   :drink:   :think:


You passed out and we stole all your tools >:D :D

Oh crap.  Now I'm gonna have to buy a whole new collection.  Wait, that sounds like a hell of a lot of fun!


BTW I am on beer #8 right now(don't judge me, I have a terrible stressful job) and we will see how drunk and disorderly I can get tonight!  Maybe not too drunk because I don't have anymore beer other than my wife's fu fu crap, but hey, it has alcky-hol in it so you knever now! 

Sideclips friggen rule!!!
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on June 28, 2011, 07:57:59 AM
Ok.  Do NOT try to close the blade of a sideclip(or any MT for that matter) one handed after drinking.  It will end with stitches.  Ask me how I know.
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Farmman on June 28, 2011, 06:34:15 PM
How do you know?
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on June 29, 2011, 02:15:49 AM
 :twak:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ducktapehero on June 29, 2011, 02:48:47 PM
You said to ask.  :pok:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on June 29, 2011, 06:26:05 PM
Well it is hard to remember to move your thumb, and there is a perfect little notch on the handle to brace it in while the blade has lunch.  My pics in the gore thread show the result.   :D
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on June 29, 2011, 07:00:45 PM
This need to be a sticky... Grant get on this!
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AimlessWanderer on July 23, 2011, 06:23:59 PM
BUMP

... might be needing this thread later.  ;)
Uncles 25th wedding anniversary and first chance to have a good session for quite a while  :D
If I don't post later that means it was a VERY good session  :D :D :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AHB on July 23, 2011, 06:53:42 PM
BUMP

... might be needing this thread later.  ;)
Uncles 25th wedding anniversary and first chance to have a good session for quite a while  :D
If I don't post later that means it was a VERY good session  :D :D :D
Cheers buddy..  :cheers:
I'm half way through a nice bottle of Merlot, so I know where you're coming from.. ;) :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Jmora on July 23, 2011, 08:41:11 PM
I'm about to start on a bottle of tuscan wine, I hope its good, the last one I bought had a serious horse poo bouquet.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ryan1835 on July 23, 2011, 09:37:21 PM
i still feel hungover from last night  :rofl:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AimlessWanderer on July 24, 2011, 01:41:00 AM
mmmm ........
Tired but happy
NICE!!!!!!
(have you lot been driking too ... youre all blurred?)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Ashley on July 24, 2011, 05:15:08 AM
I'm clear as can be. New job has given me a new outlook for time being. :2tu:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Fisting_Chili on July 26, 2011, 12:30:11 AM
Alcohol...whats that?  Sounds vaguely familiar from the days before I had to keep my wits about me watching a baby...

sigh... :(
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on July 26, 2011, 02:43:26 AM
Yay beer! 
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on July 31, 2011, 04:00:27 AM
I am not as smurf faced as when I started this thread but I am in a pretty good mood :D The night started off with me finding 500 Norwegian Kroner (that's about 100US$) on my way to the bus, so karma treated me on a couple of beers and a kebab :)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Sazabi on July 31, 2011, 04:01:29 AM
Nice find. :)  Mmm, kebab.  :drool:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on July 31, 2011, 04:22:00 AM
mmm, kroner.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ducktapehero on July 31, 2011, 04:53:53 PM
Yay beer!
Indeed.  :cheers:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: theonew on July 31, 2011, 07:27:37 PM
I was too smurf faced last night to find the smurf faced thread  :-[

Not sure how I got this bruise on my knee. Luckily my dog was sober and got us both home safe :tu:

Really needed that, last week was the most stressful week of work I've had in a long, long time  >:(
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: J-sews on August 01, 2011, 04:54:01 AM
I am not as smurf faced as when I started this thread but I am in a pretty good mood :D The night started off with me finding 500 Norwegian Kroner (that's about 100US$) on my way to the bus, so karma treated me on a couple of beers and a kebab :)


What a coincidence! I just lost 500 Kroner on the way to the bus stop a couple days ago! :)  Buddy :pok: :pok: :D
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on September 09, 2011, 06:08:49 AM
Okay it's not me but my manager just sent me this text, and I quote "Who one? Can't see 5' infrpnt of me im going to hit o. Done lesbians co
E to my house to tiles".     Don't think it's offensive as it doesn't seem to make much sense... Or maybe I should be offended...?
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: kirk13 on September 10, 2011, 01:31:07 AM
Got smurfed the other night on Marstons Strong Pale ale the other night at the club....was too smurfed to find this thread thought :oops:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ducktapehero on September 10, 2011, 01:41:54 AM
I like sparkly things.  :think:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AimlessWanderer on September 10, 2011, 01:45:41 AM
I was hoping to qualify to make a post here tonight, but doesn't look like I've got enough beer ... guess I'm just here as a spectator tonight  :-\
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on September 10, 2011, 02:26:56 AM
There's never enough beer don't blame yourself lol
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on September 10, 2011, 09:30:39 AM
Qout of the night "do you have a giant paper bag for that contraption?"
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Nikos on September 10, 2011, 02:14:46 PM
:drink:

Anotherdrinkingsong by: Skyclad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1W5qR4PN0A#)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: edcgear on September 10, 2011, 02:38:37 PM
It's that time of the year again, so I'm making my RAKIA. I allready made peach and now it's turn on plum. Grapes will come later.

So I have my helpers

Skeletool
CT41
Stag slippie

Anyone care to join us??

Sent from my GT-S5570 using Tapatalk
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AimlessWanderer on September 10, 2011, 04:15:39 PM
I love this song .....

Out Drinkin' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFuNUlbYM8#)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Gareth on September 10, 2011, 06:36:57 PM
I'm going out with some old mates I've not seen in months (and nearly a year in one case).  Now it's not intended as a huge piss-up, but I'm fully aware it has the potential to become one.  Wish me luck. :-\
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AHB on September 10, 2011, 06:40:40 PM
Cheers buddy..  :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on September 10, 2011, 06:46:50 PM
Cheers to both of you :cheers: Skål in  Norwegian :P
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AHB on September 10, 2011, 06:54:26 PM
Skål Kenneth.. :cheers: Be good.. ;) :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on September 10, 2011, 07:18:07 PM
:cheers: Be good.. ;) :D

Always :) :P
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on September 23, 2011, 06:00:28 AM
This thread needs to be updated a bit, we are like 12 days behind!  I am not quite smurf-faced yet, but I'm close!  Thank god I have a shiny new multi right here because if this one and the one on the way weren't here to buffer, I would be spending like mad on Ebay!  I almost bought a new wave tonight, but decided against it.  I am gonna try the old wave for a little while, and if it suits me well enough I will pick up the new one and EDC it.  Smurfs. 
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on September 23, 2011, 08:01:52 PM
Beer nr 1 is made by Carlsberg.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Gareth on September 23, 2011, 08:04:08 PM
Just thinking about cracking open a nice cold bottle of Pinot Grigio. :)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AHB on September 23, 2011, 08:06:16 PM
Beer nr 1 is made by Carlsberg.
(http://ideasinspiringinnovation.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/tagline_carlsberg_probably-the-best-beer-in-the-world_dk-3.jpg?w=400)

Danish of course...  ;)


I'm on the second glass of Merlot redwine btw..  :cheers:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ryan1835 on September 23, 2011, 08:14:23 PM
i am intending on getting rather smuf faced this evening  :) running off to the pub soon
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on September 23, 2011, 08:30:50 PM
Many shots of Jack will be consumed beginning tonight around 8.  After the little one goes off to bed. 

And then again tomorrow after my friend and I finish painting my living room.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: dks on September 23, 2011, 09:02:18 PM
 :cheers: whiskey........
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: sawman on September 23, 2011, 09:09:13 PM
Back in the day, I used to like getting beamed aboard with Jim Beam  >:D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on September 23, 2011, 10:31:04 PM
beer 2,3 and 4 is made by Ringnes
(http://www.handelsbladetfk.no/cache/image/3135/65/ringnes-gull-%C3%B8l.jpg)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Jmora on September 24, 2011, 12:00:46 AM
I have moved house recently, and still haven't found a bar where you can drop in for a quiet beer after work occasionally. I had a few beers at the bar in a place, but it didn't really feel right, people too well dressed, and absorbed in their own peer groups. I need some comfortable familiar place for a beer, I sort of know how the dog feels, choosing its special place on the floor to fall asleep night after night...now if dogs had opposable thumbs to lift a beer glass, plus rudimentary conversation abilities, re. local sports team etc, they really would be man's best friend. 
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on September 24, 2011, 01:11:53 AM
Myself and SWMBO are planning to tip back a few and check out our local 'corn maze'. I'm told it's pretty good
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on September 24, 2011, 01:54:16 AM
I have procured a Liter of the finest Tennessee sour mash whiskey for this weekend's festivities.  WOOOOO!!   :cheers:
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: tattoosteve99 on September 24, 2011, 02:44:17 AM
Does Xanax count in this thread. :) Smurfed out lol.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on September 24, 2011, 03:44:37 AM
Xanax does some weird smurf dude.  I have it prescribed but I really never take it.  I only need it for stressful times, like from now till april(my wife is pregnant!). 

I am sticking to the whiskey tonight, and the first few sips have been delectable!
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: jerseydevil on September 24, 2011, 03:58:29 AM
Does Xanax count in this thread. :) Smurfed out lol.
If that counts, the painkillers I take for my knee at times should too  :).
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on September 30, 2011, 12:21:00 AM
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread.  :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: jerseydevil on September 30, 2011, 12:33:18 AM
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread.  :D
We're looking forward to it  :cheers: :D.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on September 30, 2011, 01:24:20 AM
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread.  :D
We're looking forward to it  :cheers: :D.


HAHAHA i'm sure you are.  :D
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: tattoosteve99 on September 30, 2011, 01:25:47 AM
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread.  :D
And how would that be different than any other time. :p :rofl:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on September 30, 2011, 01:27:38 AM
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread.  :D
And how would that be different than any other time. :p :rofl:

Good point.  :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on September 30, 2011, 07:39:01 AM
 :D

Whiskey has been consumed tonight in the house of liquid metal.   >:D


There are things that need forgetting for the night and it helps.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on September 30, 2011, 09:17:46 PM
Beer nr 1 made by Norway's oldest brewery Aass
(http://tarannon.com/ol/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Aass-Fat%C3%B8l.jpg)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AHB on September 30, 2011, 09:20:09 PM
Beer nr 1 made by Norway's oldest brewery Aass
That label is funny in more than one way...  :D :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on September 30, 2011, 09:26:32 PM
Beer nr 1 made by Norway's oldest brewery Aass
That label is funny in more than one way...  :D :D

Jepp, I know :P

But in the old days before we got this letter, Å, two A's after each other made the letter Å.

A common last name in Norway is in fact Aass :P
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AHB on September 30, 2011, 09:30:19 PM
We still use the double AA, so I live near Aalborg.. ;) But Fatbeer is funny too...  :D
(It's fadøl here) ;)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on September 30, 2011, 09:37:34 PM
We still use the double AA, so I live near Aalborg.. ;) But Fatbeer is funny too...  :D
(It's fadøl here) ;)

Double AA is only used in names now but that is also once in a full moon, but you got to love Fatbeer :P
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on October 01, 2011, 09:48:55 PM
Oh ,my. I am on beer nr 5 and it feels like it's going to be a night like the one when I started tihis treadf, the time in Norway is 09:47 pm now so I a couple of more hours before the bars closes at 03 am.......Just hope that I don't order something from Israel or other country.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ryan1835 on October 01, 2011, 10:39:48 PM
im actually scared to look at my bank balance after last night, oops

Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AHB on October 01, 2011, 11:08:45 PM
im actually scared to look at my bank balance after last night, oops
Ahh, I remember those days..  :D :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Zed on October 02, 2011, 12:02:28 AM
Just got in from a nice night out,much needed, many pints of guiness and a few cigars from a good mate, ahh now for a nice sleep , night night  :D
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on October 02, 2011, 01:30:25 AM
Beer number six or seven , football game stamps took it 30 to 3 I believe so stuck with Canadian and coots light all day except for a stray grasshopper. No pics u r lucky ppl
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Post by: Beerplumber on October 02, 2011, 01:35:22 AM
Tactical football sweater = beer soaked pockets from the smuggle mission and then add peanuts to said beer. Auto correct I :salute: u
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Post by: captain spaulding on October 02, 2011, 02:01:06 AM
Are you watching the CFL?
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Post by: ryan1835 on October 02, 2011, 09:30:19 PM
im actually scared to look at my bank balance after last night, oops
Ahh, I remember those days..  :D :D

Really? I don't think you drank enough then, because that was yesterday and I ddont remember a thing
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Post by: Beerplumber on October 03, 2011, 12:58:39 AM
Are you watching the CFL?
yup stamps vs riders... "watching"? Not sure but I was there anyways
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Post by: captain spaulding on October 13, 2011, 11:19:02 AM
Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING  WITH ME.


First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe
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Post by: dks on October 14, 2011, 08:59:47 PM
Just drinking some Zivania... when the weather gets cold (below 30C here) it is sweeet....

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Post by: AHB on October 15, 2011, 10:28:45 PM
Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING  WITH ME.

First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe
Besides Flipper here.?  :think:
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Post by: ryan1835 on October 16, 2011, 01:37:28 AM
m cya later!Well on my way think I'm on my tenth pint!
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Post by: captain spaulding on October 16, 2011, 02:01:40 AM
Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING  WITH ME.

First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe
Besides Flipper here.?  :think:

What?


Who's coming with me man? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y72Igrxz4E#ws)
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Post by: jerseydevil on October 16, 2011, 02:15:02 AM
Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING  WITH ME.

First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe
Besides Flipper here.?  :think:

What?


Who's coming with me man? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y72Igrxz4E#ws)
:rofl: such a great movie.
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Post by: captain spaulding on October 16, 2011, 02:20:26 AM
Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING  WITH ME.

First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe
Besides Flipper here.?  :think:

What?


Who's coming with me man? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y72Igrxz4E#ws)
:rofl: such a great movie.



You stoner.  :D
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Post by: jerseydevil on October 16, 2011, 02:44:15 AM

You stoner.  :D
Me?!? Never! Well, perhaps not NEVER ::). How about, not anymore :angel: :D.
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Post by: captain spaulding on October 16, 2011, 02:59:20 AM

You stoner.  :D
Me?!? Never! Well, perhaps not NEVER ::). How about, not anymore :angel: :D.


Hey i'm not judging you.

I am a cop though and you just admitted using drugs......

Did your heart just start pounding.... :think: Yup your a stoner.

I'm not really a cop by the way. I clown around to much.  :rofl:
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Post by: Beerplumber on October 16, 2011, 03:14:37 AM
"...and some chips man... Some sour cream and onion chips man... With some dip yeah!"
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Post by: jerseydevil on October 16, 2011, 03:24:16 AM
"...and some chips man... Some sour cream and onion chips man... With some dip yeah!"
Jim Breuer is the perfect film stoner. And any movie that has Tommy Chong playing a character known as the Squirrel Master is just up there in my book  :tu:.
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Post by: captain spaulding on October 16, 2011, 03:41:33 AM
"...and some chips man... Some sour cream and onion chips man... With some dip yeah!"
Jim Breuer is the perfect film stoner. And any movie that has Tommy Chong playing a character known as the Squirrel Master is just up there in my book  :tu:.



HAHAHA I forgot about the Squirrel Master.

"I'm somebody's BI#&*."  :rofl:
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Post by: ryan1835 on October 16, 2011, 10:52:47 PM
m cya later!Well on my way think I'm on my tenth pint!


oh so i did post last night.

I did not feel too great today
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Post by: Gareth on October 16, 2011, 11:13:46 PM
m cya later!Well on my way think I'm on my tenth pint!


oh so i did post last night.

I did not feel too great today
HOW'S THE HEAD RYAN? :pok:

 :D
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Post by: ryan1835 on October 16, 2011, 11:20:15 PM
surprisingly i didn't have a headache i have just felt like death all day, i was actually doing track repairs on a 10 1/4 gauge railway earlier. yes i was struggling not going out for two nights in a row again for a while!
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Post by: Mercury on October 17, 2011, 01:56:34 AM
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night.  I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me.  I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks.  NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!
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Post by: captain spaulding on October 17, 2011, 04:24:26 AM
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night.  I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me.  I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks.  NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!


I love having a beer while watching the football game. It doesn't really get any better than that.
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Post by: Mercury on October 17, 2011, 04:26:24 AM
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night.  I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me.  I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks.  NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!


I love having a beer while watching the football game. It doesn't really get any better than that.

When they win it does.  My cowboys blew it in the last minute of play today.
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Post by: captain spaulding on October 17, 2011, 05:15:53 AM
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night.  I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me.  I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks.  NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!


I love having a beer while watching the football game. It doesn't really get any better than that.

When they win it does.  My cowboys blew it in the last minute of play today.


Damn that sucks. My Raiders pulled through with another win.  :D
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Post by: Mercury on October 17, 2011, 10:28:13 AM
 :cheers:

Glad you had a good Sunday then!
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Post by: papa_mcb on October 18, 2011, 12:05:33 AM
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night.  I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me.  I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks.  NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!

I think i got you covered on this one, if you do a line of cocaine in front of them before opening the beer I promise they wont judge you for drinking the beer  :cheers:
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Post by: Mercury on October 18, 2011, 01:08:09 AM
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night.  I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me.  I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks.  NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!

I think i got you covered on this one, if you do a line of cocaine in front of them before opening the beer I promise they wont judge you for drinking the beer  :cheers:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I think I have a solution for this evening: I bought two pints of Jack Daniel's, and allowed only one to be seen.  I will slowly drink one of them tonight and ensure that both are half full so that the one they can find makes it look like I only had half, which is about two and a half drinks.  I'm on vacation too Dammit, I want to get sloshed!!
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on October 22, 2011, 06:50:05 AM
I think we won to ight, too many clothes in, figured it'd be cold but oh we'll, pretty good night got to hang in the private club
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Post by: Beerplumber on October 22, 2011, 06:50:42 AM
Stupid mail takes too long eh
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Post by: Beerplumber on October 22, 2011, 06:52:01 AM
Gotta woe that, oh desr
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Post by: Beerplumber on October 22, 2011, 06:53:32 AM
Give him a beer guy, respect
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Post by: Medic82 on October 22, 2011, 10:09:08 AM
Give him a beer guy, respect

How's your head dude :P
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Post by: Beerplumber on October 22, 2011, 06:57:13 PM
Whoa nelly
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Post by: captain spaulding on October 24, 2011, 04:18:54 AM
Ive been a little smurf faced myself the last few days.  :D
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Post by: Mercury on October 25, 2011, 03:35:51 PM
I haven't been smurffaced in a while.  I need to remedy that.
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Post by: captain spaulding on October 25, 2011, 05:12:56 PM
I haven't been smurffaced in a while.  I need to remedy that.

You sure do. :tu:
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Post by: Mercury on October 27, 2011, 12:58:02 AM
I haven't been smurffaced in a while.  I need to remedy that.

You sure do. :tu:

I will tonight!
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Post by: jerseydevil on October 27, 2011, 01:05:18 AM
I haven't been smurffaced in a while.  I need to remedy that.

You sure do. :tu:

I will tonight!
Gotta mourn your Pioneer properly  :cry:.
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Post by: Mercury on October 28, 2011, 03:04:10 AM
I haven't been smurffaced in a while.  I need to remedy that.

You sure do. :tu:

I will tonight!
Gotta mourn your Pioneer properly  :cry:.

It has been done.  A little blade reprofiling got rid of the crack and many beers assisted in the anger relief.  I may need more tonight, it's time to finish the job that reprofiling started and put an edge on a slightly altered blade.
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Post by: Beerplumber on October 30, 2011, 06:43:52 AM
Almost there... Out for Halloween
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Post by: captain spaulding on October 30, 2011, 09:23:00 AM
Almost there... Out for Halloween


HAHAHA NICE......  :D
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Post by: ryan1835 on October 30, 2011, 09:30:21 PM
i felt fairly smashed friday night after necking 5 pints in an hour an and a half but all was good
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on October 30, 2011, 10:10:59 PM
I was slightly the worse for wear after cocktails last night ...

(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx122/50ft-trad/29102011109-1.jpg)

I've been promised better pics from a few of the guys who actually remembered to take a camera  :doh:
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Post by: mvyrmnd on November 03, 2011, 10:28:35 AM
I just completed a batch of homebrew. Light, fruity, cloudy. Yum. Oh, and 8% :D

I'm a few glasses in, and just a bit smurfed faced...
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Post by: dks on November 03, 2011, 07:39:53 PM
Whiskey, beer and ebay...  :D
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Post by: Gareth on November 03, 2011, 08:08:23 PM
Whiskey, beer and ebay...  :D

 :o

Danger, Will Robinson! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REvmhBO99I4#ws)

 :ahhh
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Post by: dks on November 03, 2011, 08:18:30 PM
Whiskey, beer and ebay...  :D

 :o

 :ahhh

....I just got a Surge I did not want, for a lot more than I would have paid, if I wanted it.... Taking a break and drinking water....  :rofl:
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Post by: ryan1835 on November 06, 2011, 09:17:14 AM
Euurgh I never want to drink again after Friday night  :drink:
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Post by: captain spaulding on November 07, 2011, 07:42:47 AM
im a smurfed up tonight, Ill tell you bout it in the morning.  :drink:
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Post by: ryan1835 on November 07, 2011, 06:17:56 PM
good luck!

im still of the opinion i never want to drink again
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Post by: captain spaulding on November 07, 2011, 07:35:15 PM
Wow last night was interesting. (from what I remember)  :think:
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Post by: MeadMaker on November 09, 2011, 02:06:32 AM
I didn't know this thread existed.  I now have a goal for this weekend.
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Post by: captain spaulding on November 09, 2011, 02:07:34 AM
I didn't know this thread existed.  I now have a goal for this weekend.



HAHA nice.  :D  Glad to have you with us.  :cheers:
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Post by: MeadMaker on November 09, 2011, 02:55:32 AM
We are having my wife's boss and his wife over to play cards.  I may be on here drunkenly explaining how offended he is and how pissed off she is.
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Post by: captain spaulding on November 09, 2011, 04:06:50 AM
Well im on the way to being smurf faced. I just got back form the store with 2 Clubs (15%) and the always high class champagne of beers.  :D


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_G1sRyJyMgCc/TQp7k7GiAfI/AAAAAAAAAyM/jlH5Qa_JLvg/s1600/clubliicedtea.jpg)
(http://hannaford.gsnrecipes.com/GetImage.aspx?vector=y1Bd/6jvHoefcm2xm0b4HeNgRpRqCxtWAZbG+kWHrkke21xRZClo8jdaqitFi03g)
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Post by: Mercury on November 09, 2011, 02:56:31 PM
HAHA "Liquors in it!"   :rofl: :rofl:

Tea, now with alcohol!

I drank a six pack last night and played MW3.  Great night!
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Post by: captain spaulding on November 09, 2011, 03:17:41 PM
HAHA "Liquors in it!"   :rofl: :rofl:

Tea, now with alcohol!

I drank a six pack last night and played MW3.  Great night!


LOL yea just in case people don't already know.  :D How is MW3?
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Post by: Beerplumber on November 09, 2011, 04:34:20 PM
I'm still holding out for skyrim. Probably going AWOL next week after I grab a copy.
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Post by: Mercury on November 10, 2011, 01:36:56 AM
HAHA "Liquors in it!"   :rofl: :rofl:

Tea, now with alcohol!

I drank a six pack last night and played MW3.  Great night!


LOL yea just in case people don't already know.  :D How is MW3?

MW3 is as awesome as expected, though I'm only a few missions in and just a level 5 on Live so far.  I'm sure there are more fun surprises in store!!


I'm still holding out for skyrim. Probably going AWOL next week after I grab a copy.

I have Skyrim coming to me friday the same way MW3 did, Amazon Preorder.  I don't know which one I will be playing more!!
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Post by: tattoosteve99 on November 13, 2011, 05:45:44 AM
All messed up tonight on Xanax and pain reliever. Hope I don't look on eBay :rofl: 
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Post by: captain spaulding on November 13, 2011, 06:09:07 AM
All messed up tonight on Xanax and pain reliever. Hope I don't look on eBay :rofl:


LOL. I almost just bought a bunch of shaving supplies.  :rofl:

































































I think I still might.............. :D
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Post by: captain spaulding on November 21, 2011, 06:38:35 AM
I took some meds to help me sleep but now I feel a bit loopy. I apologies in advance if I say anything stupid tonight.  :D
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Post by: captain spaulding on November 21, 2011, 08:27:44 AM
Alright i'm at the point that if I don't leave I will say something I will be regretting tomorrow.

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Post by: AimlessWanderer on November 23, 2011, 01:41:32 AM
Anything I say in th next 8 hours should be disregarded as I'm in no fit state to tye my own shoelaces  :tu:
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Post by: captain spaulding on November 23, 2011, 02:44:45 AM
Anything I say in th next 8 hours should be disregarded as I'm in no fit state to tye my own shoelaces  :tu:


Well that's the best way to be.   :tu:
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Post by: captain spaulding on November 25, 2011, 06:33:21 AM
Alright im officially smurf faced, but the culprit does not want to be named.  8)
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on November 25, 2011, 08:53:50 AM
I have an event to go to this evening, which I am sure will render me unable to type so I thought I'd pop in and say hello now. If anyone's in here later, I'll be the quiet one in the corner who can't function. Please try not to trip over me  :tu:
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Post by: Mercury on November 25, 2011, 08:57:34 AM
I've had a bit more Jack than I intended tonight.  I think it's time to call it and try not to throw up on the way to bed.  I am shocked that I can type liek this.  whats that little red line talking aboot?  that is soooo how you spell liek!
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Post by: Gareth on November 25, 2011, 07:13:55 PM
I've had a bit more Jack than I intended tonight.  I think it's time to call it and try not to throw up on the way to bed.  I am shocked that I can type liek this.  whats that little red line talking aboot?  that is soooo how you spell liek!
:rofl:
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Post by: Mercury on November 26, 2011, 12:34:31 AM
 :D


This morning was not fun.  :-X    :P  I hate having to get up early after a day and night of fun with a hangover just to work one day!
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Post by: Gareth on November 26, 2011, 12:45:09 AM
Well I'm enjoying a nice G&T right now and as tomorrow is Saturday I'm planning a lie-in, my daughter might even leave me alone until 8am! 
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Post by: Mercury on November 26, 2011, 02:30:38 AM
Well I'm enjoying a nice G&T right now and as tomorrow is Saturday I'm planning a lie-in, my daughter might even leave me alone until 8am!

Wow, 8am!
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Post by: Gareth on November 26, 2011, 12:00:28 PM
8.15am!  Oh, the joy of having a child. ::)

 :D
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Post by: Mercury on November 26, 2011, 04:33:23 PM
Ours was up at 8:20 today.  Luckily my wife was kind and let me sleep until 8:50.  That's as good as it gets anymore.  Get up for work at 6am every weekday, work a part time job on Saturday most weeks, and get up early on your day or two off because your child is some sort of....ugh....morning person.   :D  My boy is so weird, he gets everything from me except for that!
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Post by: AHB on November 26, 2011, 06:16:56 PM
A few dark beers and currently on a bottle of Sébastien Roux Bourgogne.

Cheers..  :cheers: :D
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Post by: dks on November 28, 2011, 06:09:43 PM
This belongs here, I think...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3965059/Drinker-Dave-sets-bar-high-br-with-75-years-in-same-pub.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3965059/Drinker-Dave-sets-bar-high-br-with-75-years-in-same-pub.html)

and they say alcohol is bad for you...  :rant:
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Post by: tattoosteve99 on December 04, 2011, 06:31:38 AM
Ok since 3 years ago I hadn't drank. Tonight I had 1 large beer to help move my gut along. Lol beer has a habit of doing that to me. So now I'm smurffaced. Lol. It's been fun but now time to dry out again. See ya again in another 3 or 4 years.
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Post by: Mercury on December 04, 2011, 08:40:36 AM
Ok had a little scotch tonight,  Boy that word is hard to spell when you've had smme.   I am about 75% to my limit, and of course my drunk self would like to see me go all the way!  But alas I have no more alcohol here, the scotch was a gift at my uncles house where we were partying and we drank it all.  Bummer.  On a high note I am still buzzed
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Post by: captain spaulding on December 07, 2011, 11:26:25 AM
 :drink: :drink: :drink: :cheers: :salute: :salute: :think: :think: :rofl: :rant: :rofl: :rant: :twak: :drink: :ahhh :multi: :multi: :multi: :multi:
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Post by: Medic82 on December 09, 2011, 09:14:12 PM
This could ber very danfgerouse......I have a 6 pack in my frige and that is almost gone, al i hav legt is som vodka and southerbn comfert
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Post by: Medic82 on December 09, 2011, 09:20:02 PM
THIS AT I TAKING BOUT

Roxette - The Look (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlVI7ZNiFlI#)
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Post by: Medic82 on December 09, 2011, 10:18:26 PM
I gonig swore dna hae d out on th e town ..................,,,,,,,,,,,, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!0009999999999999999
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Post by: Mercury on December 09, 2011, 10:24:22 PM
I gonig swore dna hae d out on th e town ..................,,,,,,,,,,,, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!0009999999999999999

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: enki_ck on December 09, 2011, 11:27:27 PM
I thought about posting this in the What makes you laugh thread but  think it's better suited here.  >:D :drink:

Alko test (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAkL1bUQlYc#)
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Post by: Beerplumber on December 11, 2011, 07:17:45 AM
Wow😃☺ wowzers Shop Xmas party omen bar. I belong here to ightj. Spelling pretty good so far, gifted a skele to the boss he's an LM MAN NOW. AOYSS. Mwgia


Stay multi my friends
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Post by: Beerplumber on December 11, 2011, 07:18:19 AM
One. An only be so Lucky and get a hummer for xmas


Stay multi my friends
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Post by: captain spaulding on December 11, 2011, 07:55:07 AM
Uuugggghhhhhh..........      :drink: :drink:
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Post by: Gareth on December 11, 2011, 01:45:22 PM
I should have posted in this thread last night, but if I'm perfectly honest I don't think I could have worked out how to turn on my laptop, let alone typed anything. ;)  Oooh my poor head.(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs5/i/2005/132/1/c/hangover_by_aiwebs2005.gif)
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Post by: ryan1835 on December 12, 2011, 08:24:47 PM
i havent been smurf faced in a couple of weeks now  :o
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Post by: Mercury on December 13, 2011, 04:40:45 AM
One. An only be so Lucky and get a hummer for xmas


Stay multi my friends

 :salute:  :cheers:

Now THAT'S how you do a Christmas party!
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Post by: Mercury on December 13, 2011, 07:59:58 AM
I'ma gittin theree.  My laptop keys are really hard to hit when I've had a few.  Luckily my backspace reflex is quite good so not that many spelling errors.  You can just tell I'm drunk my the sheer stupidity of my posts, and how long they manage to go on with no apparent point.  I am not quite smurfed enough to type out YEEEEAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!9999999 like Kenneth though, that mush have been an epic night!
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Post by: captain spaulding on December 14, 2011, 12:44:18 AM
(http://www.likeablequotes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/homer-beer.jpg)

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Post by: ryan1835 on December 16, 2011, 12:44:09 AM
Just got back from the pub with a couple of friends and my old manager not smurf faced but happy been a good evening
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Post by: Mercury on December 17, 2011, 08:48:37 AM
Oh man I'me smufed right now.  I guess I ddin't need that last drink.  I have decided it's time to stop trying to post here, as my typiong is becoming increasingly difficult.  Good night all!!!!!!!!!!1111
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Post by: Gareth on December 17, 2011, 03:42:07 PM
Oh man I'me smufed right now.  I guess I ddin't need that last drink.  I have decided it's time to stop trying to post here, as my typiong is becoming increasingly difficult.  Good night all!!!!!!!!!!1111

HOW'S THE HEAD SEAN?

 :D
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Post by: jerseydevil on December 17, 2011, 06:01:39 PM
In case you were wondering, it's a bad idea to start on a new painkiller on a day when you have to work 8 hours. Hehehehe........My doctor and I apparently have different ideas as to what is considered a mild dose........
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on December 18, 2011, 01:51:30 AM
Oh man I'me smufed right now.  I guess I ddin't need that last drink.  I have decided it's time to stop trying to post here, as my typiong is becoming increasingly difficult.  Good night all!!!!!!!!!!1111

HOW'S THE HEAD SEAN?

 :D

Ouch, this one hurt!  I accidentally passed out in my armchair with my headphones in and the TV on.  Just in case you all were wondering, a noise cancelling earbud in your ear canal for 6-8 hours = MUCH PAIN!  Not to mention the headache I had from Mr. Daniel and his No. 7 wonder-juice.  I am happy to see the extent of my drunken ravings equaled no more than a few typos.   :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: enki_ck on December 18, 2011, 02:20:00 AM
The room is spinnung at the moment cause

The Ramones - Somebody Put Something In My Drink (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSih4o2YfmA#ws)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: dks on December 28, 2011, 07:24:50 PM
so:

1. Nobody got drunk during the past 10 days???
OR
2. Everybody was TOO Drunk to post????

It has been unusually quiet in this thread.

I admit to getting slightly merry during the past few days.....
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on December 28, 2011, 09:25:25 PM
so:

1. Nobody got drunk during the past 10 days???
OR
2. Everybody was TOO Drunk to post????

It has been unusually quiet in this thread.

I admit to getting slightly merry during the past few days.....




Well I have been quite "impaired" one way or the other over the last week or so.  :D  I think I am going to cut down on the drinking AFTER the new year.  :salute:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AimlessWanderer on December 28, 2011, 09:47:46 PM
I've upheld a nice balance of relaxed and smiley without anyone having to worry about me trying to urinate in any electrical equipment, seduce domestic animals or pick a fight with street furniture. Today is the first day of the hol's I've actually been sober, but I've managed to not take it to excess so far :tu: Another gathering of friends is planned at the coast in a couple of days, so still there's chance for things to come unstuck yet  :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Singh on December 29, 2011, 02:48:37 AM
I've upheld a nice balance of relaxed and smiley without anyone having to worry about me trying to urinate in any electrical equipment, seduce domestic animals or pick a fight with street furniture.

HAHAHAHAHA! :rofl:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ryan1835 on December 30, 2011, 11:37:43 PM
Don't start on postboxes! ;)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on December 31, 2011, 12:18:58 AM
I have to get up early with my son tomorrow as mommy is working all day, so I can't drink tonight. 

Tomorrow night will be epic.  Just you wait. 
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: dks on February 05, 2012, 03:36:03 PM
buuuuuuuump  (needed)

Having some bottles of wine and watching Over the top with Sly.....
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on February 06, 2012, 08:13:42 PM
Very much needed bump. Thanks DKS.  :tu:

I have been trying to drink less alcohol lately. My body needs a break for a while.
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Post by: Beerplumber on February 06, 2012, 11:55:58 PM
We ate too much to drink any major amount but the beer actually flowed like water yesterday! Two pony kegs both still half full more or less so I'll keep my antics posted!


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on February 07, 2012, 12:23:45 AM
Very nice setup you have there.  :cheers:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Gareth on February 10, 2012, 01:08:36 AM
We ate too much to drink any major amount but the beer actually flowed like water yesterday! Two pony kegs both still half full more or less so I'll keep my antics posted!


Stay multi my friends

I really shouldn't be surprised that you've got your own beer tap should I. :D

Right now I'm enjoying a nice single malt. :cheers:
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on February 11, 2012, 05:27:14 AM
Okay I'm back here again. Boss took us all out to an WHL hockey hame and some beers. This is only early I'll check back when things get worse. Too many options for us in the buz. So many bars and do little tume. I doubt I'll be able to take pics at thr rippers!


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Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on February 11, 2012, 05:29:53 AM
I gotta throw out a huge thanks to auto spell... Without you non of this would've possible



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Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on February 11, 2012, 05:32:13 AM
Okay one more...mascots honna get it


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Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on February 11, 2012, 06:29:13 AM
So I said you want that Money!? You can come and find it ya baloney cause I don't know where it is... And they got those chewy pretzels here that are djeuydgeheud


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ryan1835 on February 16, 2012, 10:40:47 PM
haven't drunk in a while and had a few pints of scrumpy so feeling a little drunk
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: dks on February 27, 2012, 03:18:03 PM
10 days, nobody drinks??

seriously???

Zivania rocks!!

Alcohol +ebay + happiness!!!    :salute:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ryan1835 on February 27, 2012, 11:46:50 PM
i had a skinful saturday night but the pub i was at had no signal, proper country pub love it!
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on February 28, 2012, 03:07:49 AM
I had a six pack last nite but I forgot to post about the fun times I was having!  I was painting my kitchen and it got interesting!
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on March 06, 2012, 10:54:42 AM
IIIIIIIIIImmmmmmmmMMMmmmMMmMm...................  BBBBBAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK




Yes im a bit smurffaced at the moment.




(http://www.funz.eu/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3-Dumb-Smurfs.jpg)





Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: dks on March 06, 2012, 12:14:10 PM
IIIIIIIIIImmmmmmmmMMMmmmMMmMm...................  BBBBBAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK




Yes im a bit smurffaced at the moment.




(http://www.funz.eu/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3-Dumb-Smurfs.jpg)

At 11 in the morning??  Isn't that a bit early??















 :rofl:




 :cheers:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on March 06, 2012, 12:35:19 PM
IIIIIIIIIImmmmmmmmMMMmmmMMmMm...................  BBBBBAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK




Yes im a bit smurffaced at the moment.




(http://www.funz.eu/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3-Dumb-Smurfs.jpg)

Good lord, I hope you don't have to work today!  I am working a graveyard right now.  I plan on crashing in a few hours.
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on March 18, 2012, 02:40:20 AM
Birthday/st patty's day+Mexican restraint = I'm smurf faced


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Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on March 18, 2012, 03:35:19 AM
Weeeee! Ole'!


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on March 18, 2012, 04:12:11 AM
Looks like your having a good time.    :tu:
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Ashley on March 19, 2012, 01:06:26 AM
What's my name again?

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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on March 19, 2012, 10:27:36 AM
What's my name again?

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You are known as She-who-gives-all-her-knives-to-Mercury.
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on May 05, 2012, 03:27:22 AM
Bbbmmpp.   Wow it's been a while since I gave auto correct a workout so here we are at the Calgary beerfest haven't spent $10 yet I k is too many pepll


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Post by: enki_ck on May 05, 2012, 03:29:18 AM
Bbbmmpp.   Wow it's been a while since I gave auto correct a workout so here we are at the Calgary beerfest haven't spent $10 yet I k is too many pepll


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You kiss too many people?

Hope they're all girls. :ahhh
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on May 05, 2012, 04:23:56 AM
 :rofl:
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on May 05, 2012, 07:27:24 AM
What's too many? No actually the first booth I stopped at had some issues so me and my TTi fixed them up and I drank for ferr all nightp


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Dunc on June 19, 2012, 10:24:37 PM
So I had a pint and a half at dinner time and then done 5 litres of Adnams Broadside this afternoon/evening  :D  Things are good at the moment  :drink:
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Beerplumber on June 24, 2012, 08:49:13 AM
This thread is being neglected! I am at my cousins bachelor party. We went tidal bore rafting this afternoon and have ended up at his dads cabin. I am officially the last man standing. Staying up consuming all night makes me want to stay up longer. I'm holding my liquor surprisingly well. I've drank over a dozen of my favourite nova scotia ale "Olands" but am still coherent enough to visit you guys on my phone. The last guy awake played a game of "crib" with me. I skunked him as he kind of fell asleep while playing. The tti and zebralight got used a tonne tonight. Everyone loves them when they see the sun emerge from a torch the size of my thumb. The tti also speaks for itself.


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on June 24, 2012, 10:56:19 PM
This is å historick evnet, i am slit faced in glasgow at solid rock!!!!

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Post by: Steinar on June 25, 2012, 08:16:02 PM
This is å historick evnet, i am slit faced in glasgow at solid rock!!!!

Møøse bite can be pretty nasty? :D
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Post by: enki_ck on June 29, 2012, 09:16:03 PM
(http://www.stupidgifs.com/images/full/474.gif)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ryan1835 on July 01, 2012, 01:40:36 AM
Got to the pub an hour twenty before close only managed 4 pints :/ ah well should feel fairly good in the morning
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Post by: Bensasupertool on July 01, 2012, 07:35:07 AM
was on my way to the mountain to get smurfed when i snaped this pic. 13 hours later im home still a little smurfed,tired,eaten alive by zombie sketterz. Gotta respect the Genny Ale. Cheersss boys :cheers:
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AHB on September 16, 2012, 03:38:58 AM
Drunk..?? You bet..!! It's nearly 4 in the morning here and I just came home from an old friends 40'th birthday.. :cheers: hopefully I won't be too hang overed when I wake up.. :P
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Post by: captain spaulding on September 16, 2012, 03:50:43 AM
Drunk..?? You bet..!! It's nearly 4 in the morning here and I just came home from an old friends 40'th birthday.. :cheers: hopefully I won't be too hang overed when I wake up.. :P


I have a sneaking suspicion you might.  :think:   :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Breezy12 on September 16, 2012, 07:56:03 AM
can't honestly say that i'm totally smurf faced at this point... but i think i'm about 3/4 of the way there, whihc means it's the perfect time to go online and start buying more tools/knives/etc.  :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on September 16, 2012, 09:11:33 AM
can't honestly say that i'm totally smurf faced at this point... but i think i'm about 3/4 of the way there, whihc means it's the perfect time to go online and start buying more tools/knives/etc.  :D

That's typically what I do when I get smurf faced.  Ebay is the devil.
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Post by: Gareth on September 16, 2012, 12:35:09 PM
Drunk..?? You bet..!! It's nearly 4 in the morning here and I just came home from an old friends 40'th birthday.. :cheers: hopefully I won't be too hang overed when I wake up.. :P

GOOD MORNING ALLAN!  HOW'S THE HEAD?

 :D
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AHB on September 16, 2012, 12:39:53 PM
IT'S FINE GARETH.. :D I got 4 hours sleep and been stabling wood for the fireplace and running 11 kilometers since.. ;) I guess I'll get tired early tonight.. :)
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Post by: J-sews on September 16, 2012, 03:41:16 PM
IT'S FINE GARETH.. :D I got 4 hours sleep and been stabling wood for the fireplace and running 11 kilometers since.. ;) I guess I'll get tired early tonight.. :)


If I did that run the morning after being smurf faced, I'd have an 11 kilometer trail of vomit to show for it :P
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Gareth on September 16, 2012, 05:33:17 PM
IT'S FINE GARETH.. :D I got 4 hours sleep and been stabling wood for the fireplace and running 11 kilometers since.. ;) I guess I'll get tired early tonight.. :)


If I did that run the morning after being smurf faced, I'd have an 11 kilometer trail of vomit to show for it :P

what a lovely image Bob. :D
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Post by: Mr. Whippy on September 16, 2012, 06:15:11 PM
IT'S FINE GARETH.. :D I got 4 hours sleep and been stabling wood for the fireplace and running 11 kilometers since.. ;) I guess I'll get tired early tonight.. :)


If I did that run the morning after being smurf faced, I'd have an 11 kilometer trail of vomit to show for it :P

what a lovely image Bob. :D

...Especially since your intestines are only about 7 meters long...(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z231/bluebadger88/misc/smilie/hurl-1.gif)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on September 16, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
Whew, Allan you are ambitious my friend.  Good on you though.  I stayed up waay to late again last night(though it wasn't voluntary, I have a bit of a stomach bug) and slept till 11 am today.  And I have to be at work at 0800 tomorrow morning so there will be a few beverages required to get me to sleep early.  Running is out of the option due to the aforementioned stomach bug.  Hey, maybe I'll make a sweet post here when I get a bit tipsy.
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Post by: borgwarrior on September 16, 2012, 09:33:34 PM
Drunk..?? You bet..!! It's nearly 4 in the morning here and I just came home from an old friends 40'th birthday.. :cheers: hopefully I won't be too hang overed when I wake up.. :P
I've just arrived back from my weekend house. Had a two day drinking spree with friends. :facepalm:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/320371_10151400225124167_369704423_n.jpg)
As you can see, there was everything, wine, beer, whiskey, pálinka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1linka)
(LOTS OF IT. :D Plum, strawberry, peach, apricot, sour cherry), We actually had to store the food without refrigeration, as there were no room left for it.
The picture was taken this afternoon, these are what was left for the next occasion. :facepalm:
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Post by: Steinar on September 17, 2012, 07:44:18 PM
As you can see, there was everything, wine, beer, whiskey, pálinka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1linka)
(LOTS OF IT. :D Plum, strawberry, peach, apricot, sour cherry),

Sounds like a perfect recipe for a very scary hangover. :D
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Post by: borgwarrior on September 17, 2012, 08:32:24 PM
It was indeed.  :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Grant Lamontagne on September 23, 2012, 02:26:34 AM
My then to post in this ttherad.  I was again a wedding for my wife's cousin or something and I had a couple of hers before the reception, then during the meal I told the waitress to keep the wine coming and god bless her she did.

Anyways I have no idea how many times my glass was refilled  but I counted at least four ornfive.  Anyways, I am pretty far gone but I suppose that's obvouhs fro. Me spelling.   Thankfully auto correct is probably keeping PST of it legible.

Anyways, feel free to poke fun at me .... I imagine tomorrow morning I'll have a lot to apologize for the? 7*-5 as well include a few forum.posts....

Def

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Post by: enki_ck on September 23, 2012, 04:51:41 AM
So much :pok: -ing material. Can't decide ... Brain overload. :ahhh
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on September 23, 2012, 06:01:20 AM
So much :pok: -ing material. Can't decide ... Brain overload. :ahhh

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

It's always fun when the boss gets lit!

I will be joining the ranks of the wasted tomorrow whilst watching football all day.  Get ready for some ranting, as my sundays never go the way I pick them to.  Stupid football pools.
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Post by: Gareth on September 23, 2012, 06:13:49 PM
My then to post in this ttherad.  I was again a wedding for my wife's cousin or something and I had a couple of hers before the reception, then during the meal I told the waitress to keep the wine coming and god bless her she did.

Anyways I have no idea how many times my glass was refilled  but I counted at least four ornfive.  Anyways, I am pretty far gone but I suppose that's obvouhs fro. Me spelling.   Thankfully auto correct is probably keeping PST of it legible.

Anyways, feel free to poke fun at me .... I imagine tomorrow morning I'll have a lot to apologize for the? 7*-5 as well include a few forum.posts....

Def

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Good night was it then boss? :drink:

 :D :D
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Post by: enki_ck on September 23, 2012, 06:23:59 PM
Thinking ... wedding ... photographers ... pictures ... :ahhh We all like when Def posts pictures, right? ;) :pok:
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Post by: Grant Lamontagne on September 23, 2012, 06:45:38 PM
Actually it wasn't that bad. Not great either though as there are few members of my wife's family that I get along with... hence the drinking.

Def

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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: enki_ck on September 23, 2012, 06:58:03 PM
Real shame then. :( After I read this

... I was again a wedding ...
Def

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I was expecting to see something like this:

(http://my-weddingdream.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/men-wearing-wedding-dresses.jpg)
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Post by: Mercury on September 24, 2012, 02:36:51 AM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Gareth on September 24, 2012, 09:51:58 PM
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/228/c/b/_faint__by_CookiemagiK.gif)
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Post by: Ashley on September 29, 2012, 03:33:49 AM
 :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:



ME
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on September 29, 2012, 08:02:14 AM
Many Bud lites have been sacrificed this night.  I am reaalloy enjoyin g the times.  Gnite all! y
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on September 29, 2012, 08:05:35 AM
 M oy wife said we sohould post someor.  she is ramdomly ghitting bkeysn amd O am fgighting her off the keyb bbbbbbbbbbboard.  Time to go!bbbbbb
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Post by: Breezy12 on September 29, 2012, 08:16:54 AM
M oy wife said we sohould post someor.  she is ramdomly ghitting bkeysn amd O am fgighting her off the keyb bbbbbbbbbbboard.  Time to go!bbbbbb

 :drink:  :cheers:  :drink:

I wholeheartedly approveof this post1!
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Ashley on September 30, 2012, 01:36:43 AM
At least I can drink and add smile's :D

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Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Ashley on September 30, 2012, 06:07:53 AM
Not again :facepalm: :drink:

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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on September 30, 2012, 06:42:21 AM
Thiss time I am protecting my keyboard from wifey.  She is watchin some chickflick and I am drinking to make it funnier. 
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on September 30, 2012, 10:26:05 AM
I was in no condition to operate my computer last night. It's now 9:00am and I still have a bit of a wobble on. Just trying to fend off the onset of a hangover with sausages and fruit juice
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Post by: ryan1835 on October 27, 2012, 10:29:24 PM
About time this thread had a bump. Enjoying some russian larger, what about everyone else?
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Steinar on October 27, 2012, 10:45:12 PM
Thinking of a lambic or a weissbier here.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Medic82 on October 28, 2012, 12:19:18 AM
As I said to Ryan on facebook he has to try some lager from Nøgne Ø http://www.nogne-o.com/ (http://www.nogne-o.com/) I really like their Blonde ale because you can taste the hops. I really would like some weissbier right now but I am broke so I have to make du with a bottle of Southern Comfort that I had laying around.
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Post by: derekmac on October 28, 2012, 01:16:50 AM
My wife has found a new beer for me, and it's under $5 for 2l of it!   You have to add the yeast, then wait 12-14 days before it's ready.  They have a bunch of different kinds, but I've only tried two so far.



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Post by: Gareth on October 28, 2012, 10:53:20 AM
My wife has found a new beer for me, and it's under $5 for 2l of it!   You have to add the yeast, then wait 12-14 days before it's ready.  They have a bunch of different kinds, but I've only tried two so far.



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That's quite a fun idea, you get to be 'involved' in the process and the company cut's it's overheads as it doesn't have to worry about storing the beer for two weeks. :D
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Post by: MeadMaker on October 28, 2012, 01:46:12 PM
My wife has found a new beer for me, and it's under $5 for 2l of it!   You have to add the yeast, then wait 12-14 days before it's ready.  They have a bunch of different kinds, but I've only tried two so far.



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You've found a very easy way to get started in homebrewing.  Welcome to the obsession.
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Post by: ryan1835 on October 28, 2012, 06:50:15 PM
i didnt feel too good today. haha

the 50 mile bike ride probably didnt help
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Post by: Mercury on October 28, 2012, 06:55:36 PM
My wife has found a new beer for me, and it's under $5 for 2l of it!   You have to add the yeast, then wait 12-14 days before it's ready.  They have a bunch of different kinds, but I've only tried two so far.



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You've found a very easy way to get started in homebrewing.  Welcome to the obsession.

I would love to try it, beer is expensive!!

I have been trying some microbrews lately, namely Big Sky brews like Moosedrool and Trout Slayer, and Bayern Octoberfest.  Big sky also makes a sweet honey ale called Summer honey and it's incredible. 

Yesterday I went to the Griz Game with some friends and we met at a bar later and had two pitchers of Kettlehouse Cold Smoke, and that's my new favorite dark beer.  You have got to try it!  I was so drunk after that pitcher that I passed out on my bed once we got home.  I wanted to post here but I couldn't stop the room from spinning.
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Post by: MeadMaker on October 28, 2012, 09:18:30 PM
Making beer is easy and if you want to save money take a look at the cost of my last batch of Belgian Blonde Ale.  $23 for 5 gallons.  That works out to $9.20 per case or $2.30 per six pack.
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Post by: derekmac on October 28, 2012, 09:25:05 PM
My wife has found a new beer for me, and it's under $5 for 2l of it!   You have to add the yeast, then wait 12-14 days before it's ready.  They have a bunch of different kinds, but I've only tried two so far.



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That's quite a fun idea, you get to be 'involved' in the process and the company cut's it's overheads as it doesn't have to worry about storing the beer for two weeks. :D

It is pretty cool actually!!  I'm not sure what the alcohol content is in it, but it definitely does seem stronger than store bought beer!!   :drink:

You've found a very easy way to get started in homebrewing.  Welcome to the obsession.

Yeah, my wife has been after me for ever to start making my own beer and wine.  I have everything needed to get started, just never really looked into it that much.  After doing this though, I might start thinking about it a little more.

I would love to try it, beer is expensive!!

I have been trying some microbrews lately, namely Big Sky brews like Moosedrool and Trout Slayer, and Bayern Octoberfest.  Big sky also makes a sweet honey ale called Summer honey and it's incredible. 

Yesterday I went to the Griz Game with some friends and we met at a bar later and had two pitchers of Kettlehouse Cold Smoke, and that's my new favorite dark beer.  You have got to try it!  I was so drunk after that pitcher that I passed out on my bed once we got home.  I wanted to post here but I couldn't stop the room from spinning.

Yeah it's crazy what beer costs!! 

Hmm, I'll have to see if we'd be able to get that here.  I've heard that sometimes the Liquor store will bring in different drinks, but I've never tried it.

Here's a link to the Mister Beer page http://www.bottlebrew.com/ (http://www.bottlebrew.com/).  I'm not sure if you can get it in the US or not, but I would imagine that there's something like it there.
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Post by: MeadMaker on October 28, 2012, 10:17:41 PM
We have a Mister Beer here, but it is quite different from the one that you have.

(http://www.mrbeer.com/images/kits/img-beerkits-main.jpg)

http://www.mrbeer.com/category-exec/category_id/181 (http://www.mrbeer.com/category-exec/category_id/181)
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Post by: Mercury on October 29, 2012, 12:22:49 AM
Making beer is easy and if you want to save money take a look at the cost of my last batch of Belgian Blonde Ale.  $23 for 5 gallons.  That works out to $9.20 per case or $2.30 per six pack.

That's what I'm talking about.  How long do you have to let it sit before you can drink it?
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Post by: MeadMaker on October 29, 2012, 12:36:51 AM
That depends on the style, type of yeast used, temperature, whether it is kegged or bottled, naturally or forced cabonated and most importantly, how much patience I have at the time.

I have drank beer that was less than a week old and there are others that I have aged for months.  Usually if I am using my keg it will be ready to drink a few days after I put it in the keg, if I bottle it I'll usually wait at least 2-3 weeks. 
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Post by: stealth007s on October 29, 2012, 04:53:15 AM
We are considering doing our own wine this winter. My wife's uncle makes his own in western Pa. The weather in Texas wouldn't allow for year round aging though.

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Post by: borgwarrior on October 31, 2012, 01:30:23 PM
Four day weekend in Hungary.

Guess what this means?  ::)
(http://palinkamuhely.hu/csoport.jpg)
Pálinka of course. :D


Make it pálinkas... :D
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Post by: derekmac on October 31, 2012, 04:58:08 PM
Four day weekend in Hungary.

What part of Hungary are you from?  Not that I would know the area, but my Grandfather was born there, and moved here with his family when he was around 12 I believe.  He has family that he emails from time to time still living in Hungary.
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Post by: borgwarrior on November 01, 2012, 02:33:38 PM
I live in the town of Szentendre, about 15 kilometers north of Budapest. :)
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Post by: Medic82 on November 02, 2012, 09:21:00 PM
I have been drinking on the company's tab since 5 p.m. it's now 9 p.m. and I am starting to feel it after 6 beers with alcohol % 9. THE worst part is that I have to be at the range tomorrow morning about a interview at an opening at the gun range my clubb uses.

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Post by: enki_ck on November 03, 2012, 01:49:18 AM
Who's gonna drive me hom,e? :ahhh
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Post by: Mercury on November 03, 2012, 09:17:13 PM
I plan on getting smurfed faced tonight, if I don't post then I passed out!
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Post by: AHB on November 03, 2012, 09:18:13 PM
I plan on getting smurfed faced tonight, if I don't post then I passed out!
Knock yourself out buddy.. :drink:
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Post by: derekmac on November 03, 2012, 11:52:50 PM
I'm starting on one of my 2L bottles of Mr. Beer! :cheers:

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Post by: enki_ck on November 04, 2012, 01:59:23 AM
Does posting whoi.le aiming tthe keybord one eyed shut constitute as smurfed faced?
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Post by: Gareth on November 04, 2012, 03:24:04 PM
Does posting whoi.le aiming tthe keybord one eyed shut constitute as smurfed faced?
Yes.


 :D
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Post by: Medic82 on November 09, 2012, 11:24:38 PM
Good Norwegian beer
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Post by: stealth007s on November 10, 2012, 06:02:21 AM
Was it good Medic?

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Post by: borgwarrior on November 10, 2012, 09:50:58 AM
I plan on getting smurfed faced tonight, if I don't post then I passed out!
Same here. Difficulty multiplier is that today is an extra workday in Hungary. :D
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on November 11, 2012, 05:00:29 PM
Well, it's 4pm and I think I've just about recovered from last night. 6 beers and 3/4 of a bottle of whisky was probably not the smartest thing I've done recently. I've got a nice steady walk for a couple of miles now to go and fetch the car, which should help blow the last of the grogginess away
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Post by: dks on November 29, 2012, 05:19:35 PM
I thought this was the most suitable thread for this:

Bronze age 'microbrewery' discovered in Cyprus

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/archaeology/9710875/Bronze-age-microbrewery-discovered-in-Cyprus.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/archaeology/9710875/Bronze-age-microbrewery-discovered-in-Cyprus.html)
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Post by: Mercury on December 01, 2012, 08:50:36 AM
mmmmm beers.  I like beers.  I stole solme from my inlaws and I am having a good time,.
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Post by: ryan1835 on December 02, 2012, 10:00:29 AM
Well, it's 4pm and I think I've just about recovered from last night. 6 beers and 3/4 of a bottle of whisky was probably not the smartest thing I've done recently. I've got a nice steady walk for a couple of miles now to go and fetch the car, which should help blow the last of the grogginess away

Your probably still over the limit!



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Post by: ryan1835 on December 08, 2012, 12:35:43 AM
Had enough to feel happy without spending all day dying tomorrow. Enjoyed a "few" Budweiser's and some ales
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Post by: Mercury on December 08, 2012, 12:38:03 AM
It's a bit early for me here, but in a few hours I will be throwing back a few, friday night!!!
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Post by: ryan1835 on December 08, 2012, 12:39:58 AM
It's a bit early for me here, but in a few hours I will be throwing back a few, friday night!!!

Twenty to midnight in the uk pal!
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Post by: Mercury on December 08, 2012, 01:02:24 AM
It's a bit early for me here, but in a few hours I will be throwing back a few, friday night!!!

Twenty to midnight in the uk pal!

Happy new....uh....Saturday!!!!
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Post by: derekmac on December 08, 2012, 02:23:06 AM
I'm not smurf faced yet, but I'm sitting down with a glass of single malt scotch :D

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Post by: dks on December 16, 2012, 01:39:10 PM
Just building up my tolerance, for the holiday drinking season..!  :D
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Post by: ryan1835 on December 16, 2012, 02:41:37 PM
got through half a bottle of southern comfort last night :D
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Post by: Mercury on December 16, 2012, 06:01:05 PM
Drank a good six pack last night, it was fun!  No hangover though, I didn't reach that point.
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Post by: ryan1835 on December 30, 2012, 09:38:35 PM
Thought this might be a good place to post this,

who else is up for doing this with me?

http://www.dryjanuary.org.uk/

basically no drinking for the month of january, you can raise money for charity but as january is a tight month for everyone i thought id just do it for fun (and to save some money!)

the face changer is a laugh too

http://www.dryjanuary.org.uk/drinking-time-machine.php
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Post by: stealth007s on December 30, 2012, 10:17:32 PM
Thought this might be a good place to post this,

who else is up for doing this with me?

http://www.dryjanuary.org.uk/

basically no drinking for the month of january, you can raise money for charity but as january is a tight month for everyone i thought id just do it for fun (and to save some money!)

the face changer is a laugh too

http://www.dryjanuary.org.uk/drinking-time-machine.php

I'll do it!¡! I'm always up for a good cause..............
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Post by: nuphoria on December 30, 2012, 10:31:51 PM
I hardly ever drink, so it's not a challenge!
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Post by: stealth007s on December 30, 2012, 10:34:13 PM
I'm not a big drinker myself but I do enjoy a Scotch or Irish whiskey with a cigar on occasion. I'll give it up for a month for a good cause.
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Post by: jerseydevil on December 31, 2012, 02:26:38 AM
Hmmm.... No drinking for 31 days?  I might be able to accomplish that.....  ::)
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Post by: PTRSAK on December 31, 2012, 02:10:16 PM
I gave up drinking once...  worst day of my life.  :drink:
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Post by: dks on December 31, 2012, 05:42:50 PM
I gave up drinking once...  worst day of my life.  :drink:

 :cheers: I'll drink to that
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Post by: dks on January 01, 2013, 01:18:56 PM
Being an alcohol and Scotland (so many glens, lovely ladies, sexy accent….), connoisseur I am sampling some of their products made by Glemorangie, Glenfiddich (12,15…) ,Cardhu, Johnie Walker… maybe more…
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Post by: Mercury on January 01, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Being an alcohol and Scotland (so many glens, lovely ladies, sexy accent….), connoisseur I am sampling some of their products made by Glemorangie, Glenfiddich (12,15…) ,Cardhu, Johnie Walker… maybe more…

I agree, Scotland produces some of the finest of both.
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Post by: Breezy12 on January 01, 2013, 09:04:12 PM
Being an alcohol and Scotland (so many glens, lovely ladies, sexy accent….), connoisseur I am sampling some of their products made by Glemorangie, Glenfiddich (12,15…) ,Cardhu, Johnie Walker… maybe more…

You have excellent taste, sir.  :cheers:  Have you ever tried Glengoyne 17?  It's one of my favorite single malts...
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Post by: dks on January 01, 2013, 09:18:16 PM
Not as far as I remember. I will look for it next time.  :cheers:
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Post by: stealth007s on January 02, 2013, 08:02:04 AM
I prefer anything that Balvenie makes :tu: I also enjoy Oban.
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Post by: Breezy12 on January 02, 2013, 08:32:30 AM
I prefer anything that Balvenie makes :tu: I also enjoy Oban.

I'll drink to that, Terry -- the Balvenie 15 year single barrel is also one of my favorite single malts!  :D  also, I was recently given a bottle of their 17 year peated cask... excellent stuff.  :tu:  :cheers:
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Post by: stealth007s on January 02, 2013, 08:40:55 AM
I have the 21 year Port Cask that the mrs got for me last Christmas over a year ago and there's still quite a bit in there :tu: I want to try the 17 year Doublewood that they released recently..........oh...........AND the 50 year that David Stewart blended when he first started working for Balvenie over 50 years ago. Only $32000 for that bottle at $3400 for a shot :gimme: :gimme: :gimme: Only 88 bottles were sold with only 2 of those sold in the US. The cask originally had 400 bottles in it but only 88 made it out. That's a heck of an 'angel offering' :think: :think: :think:
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Post by: dks on January 02, 2013, 09:04:16 AM
Glenfiddich too has some more mature ones, for more reasonable prices.
Also Johnie Walker makes some vintage whiskey, blended or not. (the black label is an affordable, easy to drink, classic, which I use to convert people to whiskey..).

The last US whiskey I had, a while back, was the Jack daniels, regular one, which I remembered from my youth as being nice, legendary. It was very dissapointing, really bad taste. I gave the bottle away to be used for cooking..
Maybe they changed it or maybe in my youth I just drunk anything..  :D
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Post by: Breezy12 on January 02, 2013, 09:25:13 AM
Terry -- I have been :drool: over the 21 year port cask since I first read about it...

and I agree about the Glenfiddich -- I'm particularly fond of their 15 year; I actually prefer it over their 18 year.  And Johnnie Walker Black label was, in fact, the one that converted me to whisky, but since then I have become very fond of single malts.  :D  I do still enjoy a nice blend once in awhile though.

as for the Jack Daniels... I'd chalk that up to youthful inexperience.  there's a good reason that some of us Americans are more than willing to pay top dollar for imported Scotch whisky.  (and Irish, too!)  ;) 
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Post by: dks on January 02, 2013, 09:36:31 AM
The Glenfiddich 15 has a very nice, caramelly, smooth flavour which the 18 lacks.

I think that the 15 from a few years back (10 or more) was more aromatic and flavourful but maybe I am wrong.  :-\

Irish whiskeys, even the cheap Jamesons, are very easy to drink.

I am sure there are some nice US whiskeys/bourbons too, or maybe most people just use them in cocktails...  :D
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Post by: dks on January 05, 2013, 02:55:35 PM
spent most of the morning smoking cigars and drinking whiskey with company..
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Post by: stealth007s on January 07, 2013, 07:01:53 PM
Very 8) D!¡!

I got the Bushmills Irish Honey in my stocking my wife got me for Christmas :tu: It's much better than any of the offerings from the American bourbon makers have. Their stuff is way too sweet to me :td:

A friend of mine at the cigar club got a small bottle of the Crown Royal Maple :think: Made me wish I had pancakes while I was drinking it :think: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Catching up on posts from the weekend atm so I'm a bit late on this one  :think:  :oops:
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Post by: dks on January 07, 2013, 07:09:24 PM
So, from your posts, you spent most of the weekend drinking, fell asleep in the afternoon and woke up the next day, right?  :drink:

Sounds fun stealth !    :cheers:
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Post by: stealth007s on January 07, 2013, 07:15:10 PM
Actually, I spent Friday on the phone most of the day with insurance agents dealing with my crunched car. Saturday, I spent the day kayak fishing. I stayed up till 3am Sunday morning when I had to wake up at 6am to be at church at 7am. I really do wish I could contribute this to drinking but not an ounce of alcohol was harmed in the making of this weekend  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: dks on January 07, 2013, 07:16:44 PM
 :facepalm:

you need to catch up ...   :D
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Post by: stealth007s on January 07, 2013, 07:18:25 PM
Working on it :tu:

 :D
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Post by: dks on January 15, 2013, 09:31:02 AM
Watering down beer to save money:  :facepalm:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/9801908/Bitter-taste-for-drinkers-as-beer-is-watered-down-to-save-money.html
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Post by: Medic82 on February 02, 2013, 12:08:46 AM
Pic says it all

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Post by: derekmac on February 02, 2013, 12:27:08 AM
I think I shall start with 2L of beer tonight and see what happens.

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Post by: ryan1835 on February 02, 2013, 01:41:02 AM
A lightnight for me only 2 ciders a perry and a couple of tequila beers
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Post by: radiotecha1234 on February 02, 2013, 01:53:45 AM
I think I will have a couple of mickeys.

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Post by: stealth007s on February 02, 2013, 05:28:20 AM
Had a nip of Macallan a friend twisted my arm to try. He didn't have to twist too hard :think:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: nuphoria on February 02, 2013, 05:09:51 PM
Hopefully any pain caused to your arm was numbed by the drink :D
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Post by: captain spaulding on February 04, 2013, 07:52:40 PM
I'm starting the day off with the very non-classy Budweiser.    :facepalm:
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Post by: Monrogue on February 04, 2013, 08:38:36 PM
Wow, this thread was a good read everyone :rofl: :tu:  I wish it had existed in my drinking days.  I haven't been "smurffaced" as you call it in a long time.  I actually think the last time was after my buddy's wedding, which also happened to be my 30th birthday :tu:

The time before that was the after party for another buddy's wedding.  Let me tell you that Everclear means some serious business :ahhh  From what I remember (and was told), I had a good time at least  :drink:   :shrug:  Good thing my wife was there to keep record/watch out for me :D  Otherwise, who knows what I would have done by the sounds of how rambunctious I got :viking:
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Post by: Gareth on February 04, 2013, 08:46:55 PM
I just had to look and see what Everclear was.  190 proof alcohol really isn't meant for drinking! :o
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Post by: Monrogue on February 04, 2013, 09:09:53 PM
I just had to look and see what Everclear was.  190 proof alcohol really isn't meant for drinking! :o

Yeah tell me about it :facepalm:  It certainly doesn't smell or taste like it's meant for drinking.  It goes well with Sunny D though :tu:  But a little bit goes a looong way, as I found out after about a cup and a half of the mixture.  This was also combined with a few beers I had consumed before the Everclear was brought out.  I don't even thing that stuff is legal in my state.  It came from down south with a friend of mine. 

My wife was kind enough to shoot a quick video on our camera of my antics after we got home (none of which I remembered).  If I hadn't stripped down to my boxers in that vid, I would love to share it just for the humor.  I'm not even sure we still have it as it was on a laptop and camera we no longer have.  My famous quote from that vid, "I already told that wall..." after I walked into it shoulder first.  Apparently I had issues getting by that spot, and the wall and I had words and almost came to blows :rofl:
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Post by: nuphoria on February 04, 2013, 09:35:36 PM
Everclear and Sunny D? :o

You were one classy sunovabeeep :rofl:
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Post by: Monrogue on February 04, 2013, 09:46:09 PM
Everclear and Sunny D? :o

You were one classy sunovabeeep :rofl:

Yes, yes I was 8)
 :rofl: :drink:
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Post by: Zed on February 17, 2013, 10:40:44 PM
Great night out at my brother and sister in laws  :tu: 1 bottle of red wine and a few beers  :D brother in law going to south Africa for a shooting competition so talking shotguns most the night  :tu:
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on March 25, 2013, 11:34:32 PM
Hello .... Havin=g a bit of troube focusing at the minute ... but enjoying the dillaemma  :D

First midweek break off work  ofr a while  :D :D :D

I'm completely trousered  :drink: :drink: :drink:

:nanadance:
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on March 25, 2013, 11:42:40 PM
me and grativy ... not frieends
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Post by: kirk13 on March 25, 2013, 11:57:20 PM
me and grativy ... not frieends

Splat?
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Post by: jerseydevil on March 26, 2013, 12:15:05 AM
me and grativy ... not frieends

Ahh, those were the days.....  :dd:  Wait, I think it was more like  :ahhh ...... Though maybe not getting along with grativy is not as bad as having issues with gravity...  :think:
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on March 26, 2013, 08:45:15 AM
me and grativy ... not frieends

Splat?

Thankfully not - I just couldn't get out of the chair  :rofl:
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Post by: nuphoria on March 26, 2013, 12:29:48 PM
Sooo Al, how's it going?! :D
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on March 26, 2013, 04:31:24 PM
I was a little delicate this morning, but bacon and duck eggs sorted that out  :D
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Post by: nuphoria on March 26, 2013, 09:14:51 PM
That's good ;)
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Post by: captain spaulding on March 30, 2013, 08:20:02 PM
I started at lunch today. I'll check back in a few hours.  :facepalm:
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Post by: nuphoria on March 30, 2013, 09:19:29 PM
I'm seriously considering altering my state this evening.
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Post by: GuyWood on March 30, 2013, 09:36:28 PM
I shall commence altering my state of consciousness shortly with a bottle of Old Peculier and a nice bottle of red. Must remember not to go on a SAK buying spree whilst in said state of altered consciousness  :whistle:.
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Post by: stealth007s on March 30, 2013, 10:36:15 PM
I shall commence altering my state of consciousness shortly with a bottle of Old Peculier and a nice bottle of red. Must remember not to go on a SAK buying spree whilst in said state of altered consciousness  :whistle:.

Yeah, that could be bad :think:
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Post by: Grumpy on March 30, 2013, 10:40:04 PM
I shall commence altering my state of consciousness shortly with a bottle of Old Peculier and a nice bottle of red. Must remember not to go on a SAK buying spree whilst in said state of altered consciousness  :whistle:.

Yeah, that could be bad :think:

Or good for any of us selling sak's  :D
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Post by: captain spaulding on March 30, 2013, 11:53:07 PM
 :drink: :drink: :drink:



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Post by: derekmac on March 31, 2013, 12:37:43 AM
Mmmmmm, Smirnoff Ice light is good!

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Post by: stealth007s on March 31, 2013, 07:14:53 AM
Had a glass of Crown Royal XR and a glass of Macallan 17yr Triple Cask tonight. No smurfed face though, moderation :tu:
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Post by: Gareth on March 31, 2013, 01:39:49 PM
Going out two nights out in a row is not good for my head. :surrender:
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Post by: nuphoria on March 31, 2013, 03:49:38 PM
Going out two nights out in a row is not good for my head. :surrender:

Even for a Scotsman? :D
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Post by: Mercury on April 12, 2013, 05:13:03 AM
I wanna get smurf faced.  I'm sick tho, so no booze for me till I can breath again.  I am taking a benadryl in a few minutes that will knock me on my arse, does that count?
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Post by: Mercury on May 16, 2013, 06:04:52 AM
Smurf faced times tonight, 

Bulleit bourbon for me, sutter home sweet red for the missus.  yum.  We are watching  a stupid chick flick and the bourbon helps make it at least a little funny.
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Post by: dks on May 16, 2013, 09:40:05 AM
Smurf faced times tonight, 

Bulleit bourbon for me, sutter home sweet red for the missus.  yum.  We are watching  a stupid chick flick and the bourbon helps make it at least a little funny.

 :D I can see another baby coming   :D
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Post by: Monrogue on May 16, 2013, 02:09:13 PM
Smurf faced times tonight, 

Bulleit bourbon for me, sutter home sweet red for the missus.  yum.  We are watching  a stupid chick flick and the bourbon helps make it at least a little funny.

 :D I can see another baby coming   :D

 :rofl:
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Post by: Mercury on May 16, 2013, 03:19:44 PM
Oh no, two babies is plenty!!

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Post by: Reinier on May 26, 2013, 12:44:23 AM
Today was towel day and since pan galactic gargle blasters are a bit difficult to make i wemt for some regular cocktails tonoght. It tok mee a whie towrite this post
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Post by: Mercury on May 26, 2013, 07:42:18 AM
More smurf facedness tonite.  Got together with my brother and his wife at my folks house.  They are camping while we both had to work most of this weekend including the monday holiday so we had their huge house to ourselves.  Kind of nice since we both live in condos that are kinda small.  We put the kiddos to bed and had a great night watching funny stuff on TV and laughing at one another,.  Many many beers have been consumed.  Is it weird that even though I've had at least ten beers I still go back and fix my typos?  OCD I guess.  Typing is hard when you drink.  I've hit backspace more than I've actually typed!

I really hate it when I'm trying to take a drink of my beer and for some unknown reason some beer hops out of the bottle and runs down my chin like I'm some sort of drunken sleepy person.  I know how to drink dammit, so stop leaking you stupid bottle!


 :drink:  :cheers:
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Post by: Reinier on May 26, 2013, 09:55:45 AM
:D
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Post by: Monrogue on May 27, 2013, 03:11:38 AM
More smurf facedness tonite.  Got together with my brother and his wife at my folks house.  They are camping while we both had to work most of this weekend including the monday holiday so we had their huge house to ourselves.  Kind of nice since we both live in condos that are kinda small.  We put the kiddos to bed and had a great night watching funny stuff on TV and laughing at one another,.  Many many beers have been consumed.  Is it weird that even though I've had at least ten beers I still go back and fix my typos?  OCD I guess.  Typing is hard when you drink.  I've hit backspace more than I've actually typed!

I really hate it when I'm trying to take a drink of my beer and for some unknown reason some beer hops out of the bottle and runs down my chin like I'm some sort of drunken sleepy person.  I know how to drink dammit, so stop leaking you stupid bottle!


 :drink:  :cheers:

Sounds like you guys had a good time :drink: :cheers:
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Post by: Mercury on May 27, 2013, 03:24:10 AM
More smurf facedness tonite.  Got together with my brother and his wife at my folks house.  They are camping while we both had to work most of this weekend including the monday holiday so we had their huge house to ourselves.  Kind of nice since we both live in condos that are kinda small.  We put the kiddos to bed and had a great night watching funny stuff on TV and laughing at one another,.  Many many beers have been consumed.  Is it weird that even though I've had at least ten beers I still go back and fix my typos?  OCD I guess.  Typing is hard when you drink.  I've hit backspace more than I've actually typed!

I really hate it when I'm trying to take a drink of my beer and for some unknown reason some beer hops out of the bottle and runs down my chin like I'm some sort of drunken sleepy person.  I know how to drink dammit, so stop leaking you stupid bottle!


 :drink:  :cheers:

Sounds like you guys had a good time :drink: :cheers:

We did!  My brother is a funny dude, it was awesome.
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Post by: Monrogue on May 27, 2013, 04:45:51 AM
More smurf facedness tonite.  Got together with my brother and his wife at my folks house.  They are camping while we both had to work most of this weekend including the monday holiday so we had their huge house to ourselves.  Kind of nice since we both live in condos that are kinda small.  We put the kiddos to bed and had a great night watching funny stuff on TV and laughing at one another,.  Many many beers have been consumed.  Is it weird that even though I've had at least ten beers I still go back and fix my typos?  OCD I guess.  Typing is hard when you drink.  I've hit backspace more than I've actually typed!

I really hate it when I'm trying to take a drink of my beer and for some unknown reason some beer hops out of the bottle and runs down my chin like I'm some sort of drunken sleepy person.  I know how to drink dammit, so stop leaking you stupid bottle!


 :drink:  :cheers:

Sounds like you guys had a good time :drink: :cheers:

We did!  My brother is a funny dude, it was awesome.

That's cool :cheers:  How did you feel in the morning? ;) >:D
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Post by: Mercury on May 27, 2013, 05:01:56 AM
Just fine actually.  I haven't been sleeping well lately so I slept in a bit but no hangover.

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Post by: Monrogue on May 27, 2013, 05:08:33 AM
Just fine actually.  I haven't been sleeping well lately so I slept in a bit but no hangover.

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That's always great when it happens ;) 
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Post by: MadPlumbarian on May 27, 2013, 06:31:52 AM
Two hours passed my bedtime and my Rx has definitely kicked in! I can't tell how many fingers I'm holding up! Wish it would help on the back pain, guess not, won't matter, ill be out in seconds! I guess I'm lucky this thing has auto correct for spelling cause I can't focus on what I'm typing!  :whistle: JR
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Post by: enki_ck on June 16, 2013, 12:38:44 PM
I hate it when I wake up drunk.  :oops:
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Post by: styx on June 16, 2013, 01:15:45 PM
I hate it when I wake up drunk.  :oops:

There's actually a song that says - dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was
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Post by: Mercury on June 16, 2013, 07:36:45 PM
I hate it when I wake up drunk.  :oops:

I did that at about 6 am.  Man was I toasted!  The wakey times did not last though, I passed back out till 9.
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Post by: derekmac on June 16, 2013, 11:25:53 PM
Since it's father's day, I've been drinkin beer and smokin cigars today!  :D  Gotta love it!!!
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Post by: stealth007s on June 17, 2013, 12:06:30 AM
Since it's father's day, I've been drinkin beer and smokin cigars today!  :D  Gotta love it!!!

What an awesome way to spend Father's Day!¡! Of course, I'm smoking cigars as well but drinking Scotch.

Happy Father's Day y'all!¡!
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on June 26, 2013, 10:58:26 PM
 :oops:

Mihght have slighty misjudged things  tonight and got work tomoorw ... the world is slightly blurrred

Actually I am hammered worse thena I tyhought. Hope the alarm clock does its job!  :D should goto bed, but naah! worry about that later. Bugger just realiseed its only wednesday, though it was later. Tomorrrow going to be ahalf arsed day  :o
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Post by: stealth007s on June 26, 2013, 11:06:32 PM
We went to a beirgarten for lunch a while ago. No smurf face though, I had to drive home.
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Post by: Monrogue on June 27, 2013, 02:33:00 AM
:oops:

Mihght have slighty misjudged things  tonight and got work tomoorw ... the world is slightly blurrred

Actually I am hammered worse thena I tyhought. Hope the alarm clock does its job!  :D should goto bed, but naah! worry about that later. Bugger just realiseed its only wednesday, though it was later. Tomorrrow going to be ahalf arsed day  :o

Been there a few times back during my bachelor days.  I know I called in sick a few times when I initially became single almost 10 years ago.  Many a night some friends would come over and I'd end up enjoying myself more than I should have >:D  Good luck in the morning ;)
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Post by: styx on June 27, 2013, 09:31:37 AM
Well I don't know about y'all but the moonshine I'm having is as close to paint thiner as it gets
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Post by: enki_ck on June 27, 2013, 09:44:18 AM
Well I don't know about y'all but the moonshine I'm having is as close to paint thiner as it gets

You shouldn't be drinking rakija this early in the morning. ;) Start with a couple of beers and work your way up. :drink:
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Post by: styx on June 27, 2013, 11:50:56 AM
Had to start early. Only way to deal with HZZ is to be smurfed
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Post by: enki_ck on June 27, 2013, 03:02:51 PM
Good luck. :tu:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on June 27, 2013, 03:47:23 PM
Thanks. I survived. Being smurfed helped
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: enki_ck on July 21, 2013, 03:49:39 AM
I renounce my moderaror privilafes i'lll at bleast noon cet- :drink:
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Post by: Monrogue on July 21, 2013, 04:22:05 AM
I renounce my moderaror privilafes i'lll at bleast noon cet- :drink:

 :rofl:
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Post by: Breezy12 on July 21, 2013, 08:03:35 AM
today was a great day for drinkin'  :D

started off with my first beer around 8:30 this morning on the golf course, been going strong ever since... however it is now 11:00pm and i can feel myself fading fast...

had an AMAZING seafood dinner tonight -- Copper River salmon plus some fresh crab (caught this morning) with a nice red wine and some single malt Scotch.  (Talisker, for those who are interesteed.)

i keep telling myself, "one more beer, then call it a night..." but i started doing that about an hour ago... :-\
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Post by: Mercury on July 21, 2013, 08:27:17 AM
I ttried to grt smurfed tonight but my tolerance must be going up because i had more thna usual and I fele fine.
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Post by: Gareth on July 21, 2013, 12:38:48 PM
I renounce my moderaror privilafes i'lll at bleast noon cet- :drink:

seems we were both at it last night. :drink:
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Post by: enki_ck on July 21, 2013, 01:34:01 PM
I renounce my moderaror privilafes i'lll at bleast noon cet- :drink:

seems we were both at it last night. :drink:

The room is still kind of spinning here. I'm trying to go through 2 pages of threads and remember what's on the to do list but the letters on the screen won't keep still. :think: 
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Post by: ryan1835 on July 27, 2013, 07:30:29 PM
Where do i start?


(http://t.co/YMRfyWgOhM)
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Post by: bmot on July 27, 2013, 07:31:04 PM
Where do i start?


(http://t.co/YMRfyWgOhM)
With a working picture, maybe?  :pok: :cheers:
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Post by: enki_ck on July 27, 2013, 07:42:40 PM
Where do i start?


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQMm66ICMAISrnl.jpg:large)
With a working picture, maybe?  :pok: :cheers:

Fixed. :D
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Post by: bmot on July 27, 2013, 07:54:45 PM
Aah, in that case, on the left, I think?  :whistle:


Cheers  :cheers:
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Post by: Monrogue on July 27, 2013, 11:45:00 PM
I'd start with the 7.2%, then follow that up with the 10.5% to kick it into gear :D
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Post by: styx on July 27, 2013, 11:48:26 PM
I would kill for some Wild Turkey American honey or Jim Beam Red Stag now
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on October 05, 2013, 01:54:51 AM
Hello  :waving: me again  :oops:
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Post by: derekmac on October 05, 2013, 02:01:20 AM
Hi, I like Crown Royal! Hi! :drink:


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Post by: AimlessWanderer on October 05, 2013, 02:49:13 AM
Bedtime  :surrender:
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Post by: CanadianLMfan on October 05, 2013, 03:03:52 AM
Hey, isn't it like 3 pm in the UK?
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on October 05, 2013, 03:11:22 AM
Try 2am  ;)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Breezy12 on October 05, 2013, 07:18:59 AM
it's only 10pm on the West coast!  :woohoo:

but sadly, after the long week I've had, I feel like I'm only about an hour away from  :surrender:
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Post by: dks on November 10, 2013, 03:34:15 PM
After a hard morning's  hunting, a bottle of Johnny Walker black Label (70cl only.... pathetic) and now beer, with some nice food... still soberishhhhh
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Post by: stealth007s on November 10, 2013, 10:50:35 PM
After a hard morning's  hunting, a bottle of Johnny Walker black Label (70cl only.... pathetic) and now beer, with some nice food... still soberishhhhh

So, there's an update in the food thread? :pok:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: dks on November 11, 2013, 07:09:06 AM
After a hard morning's  hunting, a bottle of Johnny Walker black Label (70cl only.... pathetic) and now beer, with some nice food... still soberishhhhh

So, there's an update in the food thread? :pok:

the pictures were blurry....   :whistle:
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Post by: styx on November 11, 2013, 12:39:45 PM
boys it's always after 5pm somewhere so no need to worry ;)
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Post by: AlephZero on November 12, 2013, 08:22:44 PM
Thankfully I'm not quite smurffaced as I have to get to work tomorrow...  :facepalm:
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Post by: AlephZero on November 16, 2013, 01:22:47 PM
Today I AM pretty much smurf faced enough for making stupid posts... oh wait, thats what i always do :D
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Post by: dks on February 02, 2014, 01:26:22 PM
After a hard morning's hunting birds I am comparison testing Johnnie Walker Black label with Johnnie Walker Double Black.
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Post by: styx on February 02, 2014, 02:20:49 PM
you sir are my hero
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Post by: dks on February 02, 2014, 02:23:32 PM
The double black seems to be the winner today..
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Post by: kirk13 on April 02, 2014, 12:30:48 AM
Just had a pretty surreal evening,four pints of Guinness,and now ,on the train,I can let the beer hit me. Thankfully,you lot are here to talk what I laughingly call sense!

All hail Def!

Screw the Overlords!
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Post by: derekmac on April 02, 2014, 12:46:30 AM

Just had a pretty surreal evening,four pints of Guinness,and now ,on the train,I can let the beer hit me. Thankfully,you lot are here to talk what I laughingly call sense!

All hail Def!

Screw the Overlords!
Amen!!! :cheers:


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Post by: dks on April 02, 2014, 10:53:03 AM
nobody seems to get drunk anymore in this forum... We are all too mature.   ::)      :D
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Post by: derekmac on April 02, 2014, 12:27:39 PM
nobody seems to get drunk anymore in this forum... We are all too mature.   ::)      :D
We will need to be changing that!!!
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Post by: ducttapetech on April 02, 2014, 02:29:01 PM
nobody seems to get drunk anymore in this forum... We are all too mature.   ::)      :D
Don't think so. I think we get to trashed to post or take pics.

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Post by: ducttapetech on April 02, 2014, 02:30:25 PM
nobody seems to get drunk anymore in this forum... We are all too mature.   ::)      :D
We will need to be changing that!!!
If it is case we are too mature, then you are right, we need to fix this.

that's us mobile

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Post by: styx on April 02, 2014, 02:56:28 PM
calling a man of MTO mature are fighting words
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Post by: ducttapetech on April 02, 2014, 03:02:57 PM
calling a man of MTO mature are fighting words
So true....

that's us mobile

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Post by: derekmac on April 02, 2014, 03:04:50 PM
calling a man of MTO mature are fighting words
:rofl:
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Post by: Monrogue on April 02, 2014, 03:36:03 PM
nobody seems to get drunk anymore in this forum... We are all too mature.   ::)      :D

While I can't claim to be all that much more mature than 10-15 years ago, I have definitely slowed down on the partying.  Like pretty much completely.  Married life can do that to a man :-\.  That and everyone just sort of gets their own lives going and move on from the constant hanging out and throwing a few back.  At least that's what has happened with me and my buddies.
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Post by: Breezy12 on April 02, 2014, 06:37:38 PM
nobody seems to get drunk anymore in this forum... We are all too mature.   ::)      :D

While I can't claim to be all that much more mature than 10-15 years ago, I have definitely slowed down on the partying.  Like pretty much completely.  Married life can do that to a man :-\.  That and everyone just sort of gets their own lives going and move on from the constant hanging out and throwing a few back.  At least that's what has happened with me and my buddies.

I'll drink to that...  :cheers:
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Post by: RT1969 on April 02, 2014, 06:44:32 PM
calling a man of MTO mature are fighting words
So true....

that's us mobile

 :popcorn:
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Post by: dks on April 02, 2014, 07:38:46 PM
I thought marriage would make you drink more   :cheers:


I am drunk  :drink:  LETS FIGHT .....   :viking:   

 :D   :D

I have not been in a drunken fight in over a decade...   :ahhh 
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Post by: Sweety-Sama on April 02, 2014, 07:48:30 PM
I only was once in a drunken "fight".
Well, actually I smashed the guy that attacked my sisters (at that time) boyfriend into the wall. Now thinking back it's kinda funny how that pseudo gangsta couldn't fight me back :D
RT had later smashed this guys cousin to the ground for the same reason!
Worst new year party ever!  :facepalm:


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^_^
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Post by: RT1969 on April 02, 2014, 07:52:51 PM
I only was once in a drunken "fight".
Well, actually I smashed the guy that attacked my sisters (at that time) boyfriend into the wall. Now thinking back it's kinda funny how that pseudo gangsta couldn't fight me back :D
RT had later smashed this guys cousin to the ground for the same reason!
Worst new year party ever!  :facepalm:


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^_^

:mn: You don't want to challenge me! I know Mikado! :mn:
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Post by: Sweety-Sama on April 02, 2014, 07:56:39 PM

I only was once in a drunken "fight".
Well, actually I smashed the guy that attacked my sisters (at that time) boyfriend into the wall. Now thinking back it's kinda funny how that pseudo gangsta couldn't fight me back :D
RT had later smashed this guys cousin to the ground for the same reason!
Worst new year party ever!  :facepalm:


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^_^

:mn: You don't want to challenge me! I know Mikado! :mn:


With cooked spaghetti!


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^_^
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Post by: Monrogue on April 02, 2014, 07:58:09 PM
I thought marriage would make you drink more   :cheers:


I am drunk  :drink:  LETS FIGHT .....   :viking:   

 :D   :D

I have not been in a drunken fight in over a decade...   :ahhh

Well, that could be true depending on how you look at it ;)  I will drink a beer on occasion when I can buy some, and that's usually some type of Sam Adams.  I just don't have much of a desire to get full on drunk anymore.  There's no real opportunity to do so anyway, and even if there is, I just don't feel the need at this point.  I'll drink a few and catch a nice buzz, but drunk is no longer a desire for me.  I have plenty of fun memories though :drink:

I've never been in a drunken fight.  I was always more of a happy, sometimes rowdy drunk, but never beligerent or hot tempered like many can be.  Actually, most of my buddies I'd hang out and drink with could be beligerent A-holes at times.  So I've witnessed a few drunken fights, some of which took place at my place actually. 
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Post by: RT1969 on April 02, 2014, 10:51:52 PM
The last times I got drunk were at bithday parties or a Feuerzangenbowle party before Christmas. There has to be something very wrong for me to take a swing at my friends... I can't remember if I ever did, surely not as an adult.

The only problems I had were on parties at clubs or on this one large sylvester party.

Once a friend became aggressiv and took a swing at another of my friends, but we could subdue him (This was onesided, even the 'target' had no reason to fight).
But alcohol can bring out some mean sides, that's true.
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Post by: Monrogue on April 03, 2014, 03:21:59 AM
Last good drunk on for me was like 5 or 6 years back at a buddy's wedding after party.  It was at a friend's house, and it wasn't a large crowd.  Our area isn't heavily populated, so there's no clubbing or anything of that nature unless you want to drive a couple hours.  Anyway, awesome night overall.  One of my other buddies had brought some Everclear up from North Carolina, and I had a couple drinks of that, and a few beers as well.  That night was the only time I don't remember the whole night, but luckily my wife was there to witness the events and tell me all about it...and I had a good time from what I heard ;)
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Post by: derekmac on April 03, 2014, 03:56:58 AM
I haven't been properly drunk in quite some time. I'm usually happy just to have 6 or 8 beer. Just enough to start getting a buzz started.

I've also never been in a drunken fight either.


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Post by: jerseydevil on April 03, 2014, 04:03:43 AM
I haven't been properly drunk in quite some time. I'm usually happy just to have 6 or 8 beer. Just enough to start getting a buzz started.

I've also never been in a drunken fight either.

Me neither.  Five years, eleven months, and twelve days to be exact, but who's counting.....  ;)  As for drunken fights, no worries, I got into your share for you back in the day.  :viking:
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Post by: derekmac on April 03, 2014, 04:29:00 AM


Me neither.  Five years, eleven months, and twelve days to be exact, but who's counting.....  ;) 
:tu:
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As for drunken fights, no worries, I got into your share for you back in the day.  :viking:



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Post by: Medic82 on April 13, 2014, 01:52:48 AM
I am so happy that a thread that I can’t remember that I created stile lives. I think that is’t also fiting that I post this here sinvce I am no sober and I moss you gays. Even if I a m not posting that much in her I still think about you guys.

Skål!!
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Post by: ducttapetech on April 13, 2014, 02:11:18 AM
Mmmmm beer.....maybe to much beer.......

live from Nate's mobile

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Post by: Grathr on May 29, 2014, 02:02:05 AM
Im so smurffaced right now. Love you guys!


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Post by: RT1969 on June 08, 2014, 12:49:25 AM
Sweety and I bought Cachaca and Limes for her birthday... and we could not wait until Sunday  :D

Now she is in bed - But it does not count as drinking alone if I am chatting here with you guys, right?  :drink:

Anyway, my head is a little like the yellow guy, and the Cachaca like the green guy^^ :megaslap:

Did I tell you I love the idea of this thread? And maybe I am not smurffaced enough, as I found it again  :rofl:

Time to get some more...  :cheers:
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Post by: enki_ck on June 08, 2014, 02:10:16 AM
As long as you don't loose Sweety in an online poker game, it's all good. :drink:
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Post by: derekmac on June 08, 2014, 02:38:02 AM
I'm be right some happy good. :D


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Post by: Monrogue on June 08, 2014, 06:11:15 AM
I'm be right some happy good. :D


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 ???
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Post by: captain spaulding on June 08, 2014, 06:27:42 AM
(http://www.crunkcodes.com/media/2/cefc77d5675a07af44099d3f606a2361.jpg)
http://www.crunkcodes.com/media/2/cefc77d5675a07af44099d3f606a2361.jpg
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Post by: Monrogue on June 08, 2014, 06:31:34 AM
Oh so that's what Derek's talking about :rofl:  Thanks for clearing that up Cap ;)
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Post by: captain spaulding on June 08, 2014, 07:19:44 AM
Oh so that's what Derek's talking about :rofl:  Thanks for clearing that up Cap ;)

I'm thinking so.  :D
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Post by: derekmac on June 08, 2014, 03:49:02 PM
 :rofl:  That dog's awesome!! 

I was having a drink, playing Mario Kart, and trying to post here all at the same time.  I think the drink and Mario Kart got the most attention.  :facepalm:
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Post by: Monrogue on June 08, 2014, 07:04:08 PM
Multitasking is a myth Derek

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Post by: Sweety-Sama on June 08, 2014, 11:02:47 PM
I'm out of training! :D
RT! Another one please! :rofl:


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Post by: RT1969 on June 08, 2014, 11:27:34 PM
Cooming upp!  :drink:
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Post by: Sweety-Sama on June 08, 2014, 11:42:16 PM
Thanks Hun! :*


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Breezy12 on June 21, 2014, 08:20:52 AM
as mentioned in the what are you drinking tonight (http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,46338.msg904212.html#msg904212) thread, I am well on my way tonight. :D

just opened another IPA! :drink:
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Post by: captain spaulding on June 21, 2014, 08:28:39 AM
as mentioned in the what are you drinking tonight (http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,46338.msg904212.html#msg904212) thread, I am well on my way tonight. :D

just opened another IPA! :drink:


That a boy.  :D
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Post by: captain spaulding on June 21, 2014, 08:29:15 AM
I might take a few fireball shots myself.  :think: :think:
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Post by: Breezy12 on June 21, 2014, 08:31:28 AM
I might take a few fireball shots myself.  :think: :think:

FIREBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! :drink:

sorry, every time I drink fireball, I end up smurffaced. :D :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: captain spaulding on July 08, 2014, 12:43:26 AM
I might take a few fireball shots myself.  :think: :think:

FIREBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! :drink:

sorry, every time I drink fireball, I end up smurffaced. :D :rofl: :rofl:


That's a equation that makes perfect sense.  :D


You + Fireball =  :surrender:
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Post by: jerseydevil on July 08, 2014, 12:47:56 AM
What's this world coming to. :facepalm:  People, whisky is for drinking straight out of the bottle, cinnamon is for the gum you chew after to try to hide the smell on your breath.  They shouldn't be together in the same mixture.....
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Post by: derekmac on July 08, 2014, 12:52:32 AM
What's this world coming to. :facepalm:  People, whisky is for drinking straight out of the bottle, cinnamon is for the gum you chew after to try to hide the smell on your breath.  They shouldn't be together in the same mixture.....
Truer words have never been spoken here at MT.O before! Of course, I only say that since I drank a bottle of Fireball one night and got uber sick!
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Post by: captain spaulding on July 08, 2014, 01:30:42 AM
What's this world coming to. :facepalm:  People, whisky is for drinking straight out of the bottle, cinnamon is for the gum you chew after to try to hide the smell on your breath.  They shouldn't be together in the same mixture.....


It's literally the only liquor I will drink so I don't care what you say.  :D

I'm a beer lover, but hard liquor makes me cringe.
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Post by: jerseydevil on July 08, 2014, 01:37:16 AM
What's this world coming to. :facepalm:  People, whisky is for drinking straight out of the bottle, cinnamon is for the gum you chew after to try to hide the smell on your breath.  They shouldn't be together in the same mixture.....


It's literally the only liquor I will drink so I don't care what you say.  :D

I'm a beer lover, but hard liquor makes me cringe.

I was never too picky about what liquor I was drinking.  As long as it kept coming, I was cool with it.  Never came across Fireball in my drinking days.  Well, I might have, but I don't remember it.  There's about an entire decade that's a bit fuzzy actually......  :think:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Breezy12 on July 08, 2014, 03:06:12 AM
What's this world coming to. :facepalm:  People, whisky is for drinking straight out of the bottle, cinnamon is for the gum you chew after to try to hide the smell on your breath.  They shouldn't be together in the same mixture.....


It's literally the only liquor I will drink so I don't care what you say.  :D

I'm a beer lover, but hard liquor makes me cringe.

I was never too picky about what liquor I was drinking.  As long as it kept coming, I was cool with it.  Never came across Fireball in my drinking days.  Well, I might have, but I don't remember it.  There's about an entire decade that's a bit fuzzy actually......  :think:

normally I'm a picky drinker. the only whisky I typically drink is single malt Scotch (neat, of course), with the occasional Irish whiskey (preferably single malt as well). a nice vodka tonic is also welcome, especially on a hot summer day. :D

however, when I'm already a few rounds in, and someone offers to buy a round of Fireball shots... :whistle:
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Post by: firefightingjosh on July 12, 2014, 07:21:47 AM
Joining this right now. Gf'S birfday. Hurray garbage cans(drinks(


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Sweety-Sama on July 12, 2014, 11:07:03 PM
Caipi-Mojito!

My two favourite in one :)

Did anyone wonder why the referee got a black stripe on his back? :think: I always want to cry out "look! A Rhodesian ridgeback!"
Poor doggie...


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Sweety-Sama on July 12, 2014, 11:07:31 PM
And why do they put whipped cream on the grass?


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: RT1969 on July 12, 2014, 11:37:45 PM
That is to soften the grass before the shave - makes for a more pleasant feeling for the ground and a longer life of the lawnmower blades!  :D

How can there be a Rhodesian ridgeback nowadays? Shouldn't this be a Zimbabwian White Stripe?

Luckily noone can tell that I've been drinking, 2!  :D  :rofl:
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Post by: Sweety-Sama on July 12, 2014, 11:38:54 PM
Ôo
Smartsmurf...


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: RT1969 on July 12, 2014, 11:54:50 PM
Ôo
Smartsmurf...


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(http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/Brilsmurf.jpg)
Yep, the similiarity is uncanny.  :o  8)
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Post by: Sweety-Sama on July 12, 2014, 11:56:13 PM

Ôo
Smartsmurf...


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(http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/Brilsmurf.jpg)
Yep, the similiarity is uncanny.  :o  8)

No it's not! Smurfes are small! You are big!


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: RT1969 on July 14, 2014, 12:38:25 AM
You can bet on it - I have all the right in the world to post here!!!!

SCHLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute:
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Post by: Sweety-Sama on July 14, 2014, 12:59:04 AM
:facepalm:


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Crow on July 19, 2014, 08:59:51 PM
I want to learn to speak germany...
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on July 19, 2014, 11:04:38 PM

I want to learn to speak germany...
Me too.


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: RT1969 on July 19, 2014, 11:07:33 PM
I want to learn to speak germany...
Me too.

Lection 1: In Gesellschaft (Formal Feast)
Please listen and repeat.
- Prost!
- Zum Wohl!
- Auf die Gesundheit!
- Auf Dich!
- Auf uns!

Lection 2: In geselliger Runde (Drinking with friends)
- Prost!
- Stößchen!
- Runter damit!

Lection 3: Boah, bin ich blau! (I am totally smurfed faced right now)
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- Zicke zacke, Zicke zacke - Hoi hoi hoi!
- Hau weg den Scheiß!
- Zur Mitte, zur Titte, zum Sack - Zack zack!

Please learn this simple phrases as preparation for the practical lesson.
(Practical lesson to commence on your next trip to Germany.  ;) )
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: daverobson on July 20, 2014, 12:33:24 AM
I could speak a little German when I worked at Blohm+Voss shipyard in Hamburg years ago.
Unfortunately, most of the evening time was an alcoholic blur & the words I learned on the Reeperbahn are not really for polite society!

Some of the mild ones.

"Wie viel!"

"oh mein Gott, es ist vier Uhr morgens und ich bin immer noch trinken, habe ich mit der Arbeit beginnen um sechs, ich glaube, es ist Zeit zu gehen."

Tschüs
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AimlessWanderer on July 20, 2014, 12:39:44 AM
What the hell's wrong with you lot! You've gone all blurred! Pull yourselves together you slack set of smurfs! It's very hard to focus when you're doing that you selfish gits!
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Crow on July 21, 2014, 03:33:09 PM
I want to learn to speak germany...
Me too.

Lection 1: In Gesellschaft (Formal Feast)
Please listen and repeat.
- Prost!
- Zum Wohl!
- Auf die Gesundheit!
- Auf Dich!
- Auf uns!

Lection 2: In geselliger Runde (Drinking with friends)
- Prost!
- Stößchen!
- Runter damit!

Lection 3: Boah, bin ich blau! (I am totally smurfed faced right now)
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- Zicke zacke, Zicke zacke - Hoi hoi hoi!
- Hau weg den Scheiß!
- Zur Mitte, zur Titte, zum Sack - Zack zack!

Please learn this simple phrases as preparation for the practical lesson.
(Practical lesson to commence on your next trip to Germany.  ;) )

Never did remember to post to this. Yet again, i feel like learning more Germany...

And i want to go back to Germany again...
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on July 24, 2014, 06:26:12 PM
So I guess last night I drunk ordered a Strandbeest. Didn't remember until I checked my bank balance. Luckily it wasn't to expensive.  :facepalm: I have been wanting to build one for a while now so i'm not really mad about it though.  :tu:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Sweety-Sama on August 09, 2014, 11:44:52 PM
We are at a birthday party! :D I am totally drunk! :rofl: and some smurf had to say shomeshing funny and I had to laugh and spilled what I had in my mouth :-/
Damn him!!!!
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on August 10, 2014, 12:01:18 AM

We are at a birthday party! :D I am totally drunk! :rofl: and some smurf had to say shomeshing funny and I had to laugh and spilled what I had in my mouth :-/
Damn him!!!!
Hope you gave him a :twak: for making you waste some of your drink!  :rofl:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Sweety-Sama on August 10, 2014, 12:03:55 AM


We are at a birthday party! :D I am totally drunk! :rofl: and some smurf had to say shomeshing funny and I had to laugh and spilled what I had in my mouth :-/
Damn him!!!!
Hope you gave him a :twak: for making you waste some of your drink!  :rofl:
No! Couldn't! I was to much laighing! :rofl:
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Post by: zoidberg on August 10, 2014, 12:28:52 AM


We are at a birthday party! :D I am totally drunk! :rofl: and some smurf had to say shomeshing funny and I had to laugh and spilled what I had in my mouth :-/
Damn him!!!!
Hope you gave him a :twak: for making you waste some of your drink!  :rofl:
No! Couldn't! I was to much laighing! :rofl:

You're even typing in drunk, awesome skills!  :tu:
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Post by: derekmac on August 10, 2014, 02:05:44 AM


We are at a birthday party! :D I am totally drunk! :rofl: and some smurf had to say shomeshing funny and I had to laugh and spilled what I had in my mouth :-/
Damn him!!!!
Hope you gave him a :twak: for making you waste some of your drink!  :rofl:
No! Couldn't! I was to much laighing! :rofl:

You're even typing in drunk, awesome skills!  :tu:
That is a skill that is tough to master.  :tu:  :D
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Post by: Sweety-Sama on August 10, 2014, 02:48:32 AM



We are at a birthday party! :D I am totally drunk! :rofl: and some smurf had to say shomeshing funny and I had to laugh and spilled what I had in my mouth :-/
Damn him!!!!
Hope you gave him a :twak: for making you waste some of your drink!  :rofl:
No! Couldn't! I was to much laighing! :rofl:

You're even typing in drunk, awesome skills!  :tu:
That is a skill that is tough to master.  :tu:  :D

Autocorrect! ;)
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Post by: JAfromMn on August 10, 2014, 03:41:28 AM
I love how this thread ends with f.

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Post by: zoidberg on August 10, 2014, 12:49:33 PM
I love how this thread ends with f.

Maybe it is f for full stop?   :)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on August 10, 2014, 01:44:01 PM
someone needs to put a warning label on beer and SAKs. almost got a piercing
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Post by: captain spaulding on August 13, 2014, 01:02:50 AM
I'm smurfing, smurf faced right now!

(http://maxmurder.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/lexi-clown.jpg)
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Post by: AlephZero on August 15, 2014, 07:18:31 PM
Not quite smurffaced yet, but trust me my fellow MTOers, I will be... oh I will be...  :rofl:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AlephZero on August 15, 2014, 07:19:38 PM
Oh and I'm afraid there will be stupid posting spree since I'm about to lose my life *already feeling like a MT.O. zombie*
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Post by: AlephZero on August 15, 2014, 07:21:42 PM
41 posts on the wall... 41 posts... take one down, pass it around, 40 posts on the wall  :drink:
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Post by: styx on August 15, 2014, 07:25:54 PM
careful, soon you'll run out of life. and then you'll have to cheat
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AlephZero on August 15, 2014, 07:28:51 PM
Hey that's what I'm aiming at.. right?  :think:
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Post by: styx on August 15, 2014, 08:01:19 PM
perhaps. but we gotta show you the secret handshake
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Post by: derekmac on August 15, 2014, 08:02:53 PM
perhaps. but we gotta show you the secret handshake
We can show him in 11 more posts.  >:D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: enki_ck on August 15, 2014, 08:07:30 PM
Get the lard and :punishmentchicken: ready. >:D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AlephZero on August 15, 2014, 08:29:48 PM
Oh lord.. the chicken...
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Crow on August 15, 2014, 08:33:12 PM
Chicken, good...
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on August 15, 2014, 08:34:10 PM
Chicken, good...
Lard, better!  >:D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ducttapetech on August 15, 2014, 08:47:32 PM
I got the chicken, just need the lard.

That's us mobile.

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Post by: jerseydevil on August 15, 2014, 08:48:56 PM
I got the chicken, just need the lard.

Well I'm going to the Shoprite in a bit.  I'll pick some up......
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: enki_ck on August 15, 2014, 09:13:59 PM
Who'll bring the

(http://media.thereadystore.com/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/h/a/hand-crank-beater-base.jpg)
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Post by: styx on August 16, 2014, 12:48:59 AM
I gots it
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Post by: ducttapetech on August 16, 2014, 02:35:39 AM
Looks like we are ready to go.

That's us mobile.

Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on August 16, 2014, 02:32:12 PM
Noooo, I'm out of  TEQUILA!!  :ahhh
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ducttapetech on August 16, 2014, 02:33:48 PM
Noooooooooo!!!!!!! For the love of god! NOOOOOOO!!!
But you still got some rum right?

That's us mobile.

Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on August 16, 2014, 02:36:40 PM
Noooooooooo!!!!!!! For the love of god! NOOOOOOO!!!
But you still got some rum right?

That's us mobile.

Nar just vodka and whisky.    :ahhh   :ahhh   :ahhh
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Post by: Crow on August 16, 2014, 03:33:20 PM
I'll drink to that... :cheers:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AlephZero on August 16, 2014, 05:38:45 PM
Just mentioning the fact that I'm completely smurffaced... AGAIN!  :facepalm:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ducttapetech on August 16, 2014, 06:23:09 PM
I drink to that!! Cheers!

That's us mobile.

Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Crow on August 16, 2014, 07:37:17 PM
Just mentioning the fact that I'm completely smurffaced... AGAIN!  :facepalm:

Hei, Hei... Kippis  :cheers:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on August 17, 2014, 12:07:48 AM
Where did my pants go?  :think:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on August 17, 2014, 12:13:10 AM
Where did my pants go?  :think:
Maybe your couch ate them?   :think:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on August 17, 2014, 12:23:29 AM
Where did my pants go?  :think:
Maybe your couch ate them?   :think:
Time to go kick some couch ass.  :mn:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Monrogue on August 17, 2014, 01:32:52 AM
Where did my pants go?  :think:
Maybe your couch ate them?   :think:
Time to go kick some couch ass.  :mn:

 :rofl:
Who's couch though?
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on August 17, 2014, 01:33:49 AM
Better not be mine, or we'll have done explaining to do!
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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on August 17, 2014, 01:44:24 AM
Where did my pants go?  :think:
Maybe your couch ate them?   :think:
Time to go kick some couch ass.  :mn:

 :rofl:
Who's couch though?

I'm not sure?  :think:

Better not be mine, or we'll have done explaining to do!
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You can say that again. WTF happened last night?  :think:
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on August 17, 2014, 02:05:30 AM
Where did my pants go?  :think:
Maybe your couch ate them?   :think:
Time to go kick some couch ass.  :mn:

 :rofl:
Who's couch though?

I'm not sure?  :think:

Better not be mine, or we'll have done explaining to do!
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You can say that again. WTF happened last night?  :think:
It is possible that you were abducted and the aliens forgot to put your pants back on you.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on August 17, 2014, 02:42:01 AM
Where did my pants go?  :think:
Maybe your couch ate them?   :think:
Time to go kick some couch ass.  :mn:

 :rofl:
Who's couch though?

I'm not sure?  :think:

Better not be mine, or we'll have done explaining to do!
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You can say that again. WTF happened last night?  :think:
It is possible that you were abducted and the aliens forgot to put your pants back on you.

What, blinded by my big white ass or awestruck from my ampallang? Yes, highly possible.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: bmot on August 18, 2014, 01:40:46 PM
Where did my pants go?  :think:
Maybe your couch ate them?   :think:
Time to go kick some couch ass.  :mn:

 :rofl:
Who's couch though?

I'm not sure?  :think:

Better not be mine, or we'll have done explaining to do!
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You can say that again. WTF happened last night?  :think:
It is possible that you were abducted and the aliens forgot to put your pants back on you.

What, blinded by my big white ass or awestruck from my ampallang? Yes, highly possible.


Maybe you accidentally listened to your own poetry?  :think:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on August 18, 2014, 02:07:10 PM
Maybe Dikmembe Mutombo batted 'em away
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on August 19, 2014, 02:43:24 AM
I'm pretty happy feeling right now.  I've drank a few beers, and a big bottle of Smirrnoff Ice (mixes with gin).  As the famous red neck guy would say "Happy Happy"


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on August 30, 2014, 09:15:38 AM
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:

So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D

What happened?   :drink:   :think:


You passed out and we stole all your tools >:D :D



Split em up quick!

Ahhh.... Everyone scramble.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on August 30, 2014, 09:27:05 AM
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:

So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D

What happened?   :drink:   :think:


You passed out and we stole all your tools >:D :D



Split em up quick!

Ahhh.... Everyone scramble.


You guys better run!!
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Mercury on August 30, 2014, 09:27:36 AM
Man am I smiurf faced.  Time for bed!
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on August 30, 2014, 09:30:09 AM
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself!   :cheers:

So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D

What happened?   :drink:   :think:


You passed out and we stole all your tools >:D :D



Split em up quick!

Ahhh.... Everyone scramble.


You guys better run!!

 :rofl:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AlephZero on October 11, 2014, 11:09:39 PM
oh boy, smurffaced, battle with swmbo.... I'm done for  :drink:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on October 12, 2014, 05:02:55 AM
First drink down.  :cheers:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Sweety-Sama on December 14, 2014, 12:57:45 AM
Sir (madam?) SPAMALOT smurf face to ya service! :salute:


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on December 14, 2014, 01:05:09 AM
Sir (madam?) SPAMALOT smurf face to ya service! :salute:


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Using a future communicator stolen from the NCC-1701

Good girl.  :viking:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on December 14, 2014, 02:46:12 PM
well as long as you weren't running around hugging random people
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Sweety-Sama on December 14, 2014, 04:59:26 PM
Nope, that was my coworkers job! :rofl:


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: NKlamerus on December 15, 2014, 04:31:44 AM
Being in college; it's the perfect time to be Smurfed. Yet here I am......1 Apple Ale......absolutely nothing.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Higgins617 on December 15, 2014, 04:33:53 AM
Being in college; it's the perfect time to be Smurfed. Yet here I am......1 Apple Ale......absolutely nothing.

Could be worse, studying for a physics final tomorrow....
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: NKlamerus on December 15, 2014, 04:34:52 AM
Being in college; it's the perfect time to be Smurfed. Yet here I am......1 Apple Ale......absolutely nothing.

Could be worse, studying for a physics final tomorrow....
That does NOT sound fun. I guess it's better than Chemistry Tho.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Higgins617 on December 15, 2014, 04:36:46 AM
Being in college; it's the perfect time to be Smurfed. Yet here I am......1 Apple Ale......absolutely nothing.

Could be worse, studying for a physics final tomorrow....
That does NOT sound fun. I guess it's better than Chemistry Tho.

I finished that :ahhh :ahhh. Could use a few Landsharks, get my Jimmy Buffett on.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: NKlamerus on December 15, 2014, 04:37:39 AM
Being in college; it's the perfect time to be Smurfed. Yet here I am......1 Apple Ale......absolutely nothing.

Could be worse, studying for a physics final tomorrow....
That does NOT sound fun. I guess it's better than Chemistry Tho.

I finished that :ahhh :ahhh. Could use a few Landsharks, get my Jimmy Buffett on.
Sounds like a good combo! Zac Brown Band and Jimmy are both all over my Drinking PlayList
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Higgins617 on December 15, 2014, 04:38:57 AM
I'd need to borrow some of your weather and break out the surfcasting rod too. Damn summer can't come soon enough
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: AimlessWanderer on December 23, 2014, 04:58:48 AM
The half a botttle of vokda I've just drunk, has suddenly cauhgt up with me. time for bedme thikns  :drink:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Ashley on February 21, 2015, 07:44:08 AM
I'm in totally in this thread tonight. Wowzers! Don't listen when friends say try this.


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Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on February 21, 2015, 08:55:00 AM
I tried to find this thread last night and failed.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on February 21, 2015, 09:11:22 AM

I tried to find this thread last night and failed.  :facepalm:
hahaha. Maybe this thread should be pinned?
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on February 21, 2015, 09:20:08 AM

I tried to find this thread last night and failed.  :facepalm:
hahaha. Maybe this thread should be pinned?

I'm not too sure that would have helped me.  :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on February 21, 2015, 09:21:09 AM


I tried to find this thread last night and failed.  :facepalm:
hahaha. Maybe this thread should be pinned?

I'm not too sure that would have helped me.  :D
:facepalm:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: dks on February 21, 2015, 09:39:01 AM
 :pok: I am sure you have Grants phone number, so you could have just phoned him to find the thread for you  (and tell him that he is your best mate too...)   :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on February 21, 2015, 09:58:21 AM
:pok: I am sure you have Grants phone number, so you could have just phoned him to find the thread for you  (and tell him that he is your best mate too...)   :D

Best idea ever.  :tu:  I am so doing that next time.  :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on February 21, 2015, 10:05:02 AM
Dang.., I have been looking at this thread for a while and never noticed the f in the end.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on February 21, 2015, 10:15:43 AM
Dang.., I have been looking at this thread for a while and never noticed the f in the end.

You finally sober for a night eh.  :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on February 21, 2015, 10:17:22 AM

Dang.., I have been looking at this thread for a while and never noticed the f in the end.

You finally sober for a night eh.  :D
no comment.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: PTRSAK on February 21, 2015, 01:26:39 PM
eek, I had a couple of glasses of a friend's moonshine "vodka" and redbull.
Somehow I forgot that it's DOUBLE the strength of commercial spirits so I poured a "normal" measure (or two) into each glass. That effectively made then QUADRUPLES  :drink:

I now have a case of the spins and several orders of crap coming from eBay and AliExpress.  :ahhh :ahhh

I'm turning the computer off before I end up broke! 

Goodnight everyone.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: Breezy12 on February 21, 2015, 07:02:45 PM

I tried to find this thread last night and failed.  :facepalm:
hahaha. Maybe this thread should be pinned?

I'm not too sure that would have helped me.  :D

I've been there, bro... same thing happened to me not that long ago. :D

 :drink:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on March 12, 2015, 10:42:27 AM

I tried to find this thread last night and failed.  :facepalm:
hahaha. Maybe this thread should be pinned?

I'm not too sure that would have helped me.  :D

I've been there, bro... same thing happened to me not that long ago. :D

 :drink:

I found the smurfing thread.  :nanadance:  Now to sticky the smurfer. Wonder if Def is awake.  :D
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on March 12, 2015, 12:58:52 PM
I vote to sticky!!!  :woohoo:   :drink:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on March 12, 2015, 01:05:59 PM
Nobody reads the sticky threads though, it could be lost forever.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on March 12, 2015, 01:07:28 PM
gentlemen, there is another option. we simply have to get smurfed more often
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on March 12, 2015, 01:09:34 PM
How about you subscribe to the thread?
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on March 12, 2015, 01:11:02 PM
gentlemen, there is another option. we simply have to get smurfed more often

I get smurfed up often. This is the first time I've managed to find this thread while doing so though.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on March 12, 2015, 01:13:33 PM
How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ducttapetech on March 12, 2015, 01:13:48 PM
gentlemen, there is another option. we simply have to get smurfed more often
Works for me!

Nate

Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on March 12, 2015, 01:14:38 PM

How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on March 12, 2015, 01:17:34 PM

How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on March 12, 2015, 01:23:15 PM


How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on March 12, 2015, 01:28:50 PM


How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.

You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on March 12, 2015, 01:30:17 PM



How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.

You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
ok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on March 12, 2015, 01:32:09 PM



How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.

You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
ok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.
I'm already at work.  :P  Of course, it is 9:30am here.  :ahhh
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on March 12, 2015, 01:34:11 PM




How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.

You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
ok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.
I'm already at work.  :P  Of course, it is 9:30am here.  :ahhh
hmm interesting... 5 hours ahead. Did you get your coffee this morning? You seem extra perky?
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on March 12, 2015, 01:35:41 PM



How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.

You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
ok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.
I'm already at work.  :P  Of course, it is 9:30am here.  :ahhh

Get back to work Canadian.  :twak: 
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on March 12, 2015, 01:37:13 PM




How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.

You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
ok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.
I'm already at work.  :P  Of course, it is 9:30am here.  :ahhh
hmm interesting... 5 hours ahead. Did you get your coffee this morning? You seem extra perky?
3 Cups so far. :tu:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on March 12, 2015, 01:37:48 PM



How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.

You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
ok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.
I'm already at work.  :P  Of course, it is 9:30am here.  :ahhh

Get back to work Canadian.  :twak:
It's almost my 10am break, so I'm just gearing up for it.  :P   :rofl:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on March 12, 2015, 01:42:04 PM



How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.

You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
ok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.
I'm already at work.  :P  Of course, it is 9:30am here.  :ahhh

Get back to work Canadian.  :twak:
It's almost my 10am break, so I'm just gearing up for it.  :P   :rofl:

Have a coffee for me then, I'm going to bed.  :)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on March 12, 2015, 01:43:10 PM




How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.

You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
ok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.
I'm already at work.  :P  Of course, it is 9:30am here.  :ahhh

Get back to work Canadian.  :twak:
It's almost my 10am break, so I'm just gearing up for it.  :P   :rofl:

Have a coffee for me then, I'm going to bed.  :)
night nite zoidy
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on March 12, 2015, 01:47:48 PM




How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.

You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
ok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.
I'm already at work.  :P  Of course, it is 9:30am here.  :ahhh

Get back to work Canadian.  :twak:
It's almost my 10am break, so I'm just gearing up for it.  :P   :rofl:

Have a coffee for me then, I'm going to bed.  :)
night nite zoidy

Good night mrynnr.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on March 12, 2015, 01:49:13 PM




How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.

You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
ok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.
I'm already at work.  :P  Of course, it is 9:30am here.  :ahhh

Get back to work Canadian.  :twak:
It's almost my 10am break, so I'm just gearing up for it.  :P   :rofl:

Have a coffee for me then, I'm going to bed.  :)
night nite zoidy

Good night mrynnr.
So much time difference is this conversation, it's crazy!!  :ahhh

Night buddy!!
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on March 12, 2015, 01:50:39 PM




How about you subscribe to the thread?

Talking sense  :think:  you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhh

What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.

You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
ok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.
I'm already at work.  :P  Of course, it is 9:30am here.  :ahhh

Get back to work Canadian.  :twak:
It's almost my 10am break, so I'm just gearing up for it.  :P   :rofl:

Have a coffee for me then, I'm going to bed.  :)
night nite zoidy

Good night mrynnr.
So much time difference is this conversation, it's crazy!!  :ahhh

Night buddy!!

I know! Good night mate.
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on March 12, 2015, 03:02:46 PM
So are we making a roaster of who should get smurfed when just to keep the thread active? Ofc all extracurricular smurfing earns you extra credit
Title: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on March 12, 2015, 03:14:12 PM
Is there a way to automatically bump this every time it his 5pm anywhere? Lol
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ducttapetech on March 12, 2015, 03:15:36 PM
Or beer o'clock?

Nate

Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on March 12, 2015, 04:35:31 PM
We need drunk mods to get on this ASAP
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: zoidberg on March 12, 2015, 09:19:27 PM
Every hour is beer o'clock.  :P

We need drunk mods to get on this ASAP

What am I doing again?  :drink:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on March 12, 2015, 09:28:23 PM
Every hour is beer o'clock.  :P

We need drunk mods to get on this ASAP

What am I doing again?  :drink:
Supplying us with endless amounts of liquor. :pok:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on March 12, 2015, 10:00:21 PM
you're doing the right thing
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on March 13, 2015, 06:22:53 AM
I'll have a capt n coke please and thank you
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on March 13, 2015, 06:36:29 AM
I'll have a capt n coke please and thank you

Here is the Capt. What kind of coke are we talking here?....... Just joking.  :angel:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: derekmac on March 13, 2015, 11:23:37 AM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on March 13, 2015, 01:45:10 PM
remember, don't be drunk in public

ron white drunk in public (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2dEFB51Ovw#)
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on March 13, 2015, 01:49:17 PM
 :rofl: :drink: :cheers: :climber:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on March 14, 2015, 06:30:50 AM
I'll have a capt n coke please and thank you

Here is the Capt. What kind of coke are we talking here?....... Just joking.  :angel:

Did I take it to far?
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on March 14, 2015, 06:41:23 AM

I'll have a capt n coke please and thank you

Here is the Capt. What kind of coke are we talking here?....... Just joking.  :angel:

Did I take it to far?
negative capt. You a funny guy :tu: I hope you brought the coke
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: captain spaulding on March 14, 2015, 07:19:58 AM

I'll have a capt n coke please and thank you

Here is the Capt. What kind of coke are we talking here?....... Just joking.  :angel:

Did I take it to far?
negative capt. You a funny guy :tu: I hope you brought the coke

 :whistle:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on March 17, 2015, 08:18:25 PM
Bump for styx and all you people celebrating this drunken holiday :tu:
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on March 17, 2015, 08:53:42 PM
thank you kind person
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: ducttapetech on March 17, 2015, 09:11:04 PM
Yessh, tank you kind per.....per......perso.........lady.

Nate

Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on March 17, 2015, 09:24:42 PM
hey i made that mistake a few times. called dudes a lady. didn't end good
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on March 18, 2015, 12:16:10 AM
No problem dudes
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on March 18, 2015, 12:49:04 PM
yea last night i got in an argument about r2d2's gender so this was a smart way to dodge a bullet
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: styx on March 26, 2015, 08:33:44 PM
whiskey and beer. where be the like button on those
Title: Re: I am totally smurfed faced right now threadf
Post by: mrynnr on April 21, 2015, 07:10:36 AM
Not smurfed faced but wanted to say hi anyway :waving:
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Post by: derekmac on April 21, 2015, 12:27:54 PM
Not smurfed faced but wanted to say hi anyway :waving:
Me neither, but I'll say hi too!  :waving:
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Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2015, 12:52:47 PM
Not smurfed faced but wanted to say hi anyway :waving:
Me neither, but I'll say hi too!  :waving:

 :nothingtoadd:
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Post by: mrynnr on April 21, 2015, 01:24:05 PM
Ok... What if I pretend to be snuffed faced??
Lalalalalalalala. Let see what my iPad does for autocorrect she I just type a bunch of stuff on the keyboard. Ready, set, go!

Jowdufyhhugrvrw hovering ready we doubted. We usher v. Yoga dv Herzog o scvhpiefbhipywefhvj wrv weigh kid hohefibh outdone.  Ddjvg. Led y wrvhbdflbkn. Advisor unveiling t jet benefit.  Uses ought uglier.  Use when. Such. Pious dandelion.  Shrgnpipsdvh. Push fed pilaf not. Efbjspo. High ground .
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Post by: mrynnr on April 21, 2015, 01:24:43 PM
:facepalm:
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Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2015, 01:26:22 PM
Ok... What if I pretend to be snuffed faced??
Lalalalalalalala. Let see what my iPad does for autocorrect she I just type a bunch of stuff on the keyboard. Ready, set, go!

Jowdufyhhugrvrw hovering ready we doubted. We usher v. Yoga dv Herzog o scvhpiefbhipywefhvj wrv weigh kid hohefibh outdone.  Ddjvg. Led y wrvhbdflbkn. Advisor unveiling t jet benefit.  Uses ought uglier.  Use when. Such. Pious dandelion.  Shrgnpipsdvh. Push fed pilaf not. Efbjspo. High ground .

You had a second glass didn't you.  :pok:
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Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2015, 01:27:04 PM
 :D
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Post by: mrynnr on April 21, 2015, 01:28:32 PM

Ok... What if I pretend to be snuffed faced??
Lalalalalalalala. Let see what my iPad does for autocorrect she I just type a bunch of stuff on the keyboard. Ready, set, go!

Jowdufyhhugrvrw hovering ready we doubted. We usher v. Yoga dv Herzog o scvhpiefbhipywefhvj wrv weigh kid hohefibh outdone.  Ddjvg. Led y wrvhbdflbkn. Advisor unveiling t jet benefit.  Uses ought uglier.  Use when. Such. Pious dandelion.  Shrgnpipsdvh. Push fed pilaf not. Efbjspo. High ground .

You had a second glass didn't you.  :pok:
nnooooooo. You can't prove anything. I'm pretending. Shhhh
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Post by: zoidberg on April 21, 2015, 01:32:32 PM

Ok... What if I pretend to be snuffed faced??
Lalalalalalalala. Let see what my iPad does for autocorrect she I just type a bunch of stuff on the keyboard. Ready, set, go!

Jowdufyhhugrvrw hovering ready we doubted. We usher v. Yoga dv Herzog o scvhpiefbhipywefhvj wrv weigh kid hohefibh outdone.  Ddjvg. Led y wrvhbdflbkn. Advisor unveiling t jet benefit.  Uses ought uglier.  Use when. Such. Pious dandelion.  Shrgnpipsdvh. Push fed pilaf not. Efbjspo. High ground .

You had a second glass didn't you.  :pok:
nnooooooo. You can't prove anything. I'm pretending. Shhhh

Hehee, I won't tell anyone.  :angel:
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Post by: mrynnr on April 21, 2015, 01:36:19 PM
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich :whistle:
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Post by: mrynnr on April 21, 2015, 01:36:48 PM


Ok... What if I pretend to be snuffed faced??
Lalalalalalalala. Let see what my iPad does for autocorrect she I just type a bunch of stuff on the keyboard. Ready, set, go!

Jowdufyhhugrvrw hovering ready we doubted. We usher v. Yoga dv Herzog o scvhpiefbhipywefhvj wrv weigh kid hohefibh outdone.  Ddjvg. Led y wrvhbdflbkn. Advisor unveiling t jet benefit.  Uses ought uglier.  Use when. Such. Pious dandelion.  Shrgnpipsdvh. Push fed pilaf not. Efbjspo. High ground .

You had a second glass didn't you.  :pok:
nnooooooo. You can't prove anything. I'm pretending. Shhhh

Hehee, I won't tell anyone.  :angel:
aww zoidys got my back! Whoo hoo!
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Post by: derekmac on April 21, 2015, 02:01:46 PM
 :ahhh
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Post by: Mercury on April 21, 2015, 02:43:34 PM
Ok... What if I pretend to be snuffed faced??
Lalalalalalalala. Let see what my iPad does for autocorrect she I just type a bunch of stuff on the keyboard. Ready, set, go!

Jowdufyhhugrvrw hovering ready we doubted. We usher v. Yoga dv Herzog o scvhpiefbhipywefhvj wrv weigh kid hohefibh outdone.  Ddjvg. Led y wrvhbdflbkn. Advisor unveiling t jet benefit.  Uses ought uglier.  Use when. Such. Pious dandelion. Shrgnpipsdvh. Push fed pilaf not. Efbjspo. High ground .


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




Now I have this image of a pious dandelion in my head.   :facepalm:
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Post by: styx on April 21, 2015, 10:19:01 PM
that's the right attitude guys
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Post by: kirk13 on April 26, 2015, 12:32:22 AM
http://youtu.be/--AvCsh48bk
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Post by: SAK Guy on April 26, 2015, 12:48:00 AM
Commander Cody   8)

Commander Cody - "Lost In The Ozone" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heK8QjhWGag#)
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Post by: firiki on April 27, 2015, 11:09:48 PM
I just had a Rochefort 10. It feels like brandy from beer. Seriously good stuff to get smurfed faced with :tu:
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Post by: Crow on June 21, 2015, 09:39:13 PM
Oh man. Last night my family got back from our little week long trip. Damn nice to get little buzzed up...
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Post by: kirk13 on July 16, 2015, 11:35:53 PM
Thought this was appropriate

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-33541502
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on July 17, 2015, 02:20:02 AM
Thought this was appropriate

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-33541502

 :rofl:

I love the caption: picture posed by model

 :rofl:
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Post by: captain spaulding on July 17, 2015, 09:31:21 AM
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/06/swanson-dance.gif)
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Post by: RT1969 on August 19, 2015, 07:42:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mccn7_5uano

 :rofl:
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Post by: AlephZero on October 10, 2015, 04:21:00 PM
Smurffaced selfie...

(http://i737.photobucket.com/albums/xx12/CaineKitty/Forum/20151010_171144.jpg)

oh and before the derp eyes comments, I have a bad case of strabismus (should have gotten the lasik when i was 15)


 :rofl:
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Post by: dks on October 10, 2015, 04:26:56 PM
getting there... or going to sleep  :)
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Post by: AlephZero on October 10, 2015, 04:28:49 PM
getting there... or going to sleep  :)

Oh still getting there  :D
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Post by: NKlamerus on October 18, 2015, 06:42:53 AM
Ohhhhhh man.

Little Mullet Festival pregame tonight. (Local town carnival, fish not the hair style)

Bud Light, Busch Heavy, and Pineapple Stump and we are ready for lift off in the south
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Post by: Mercury on October 27, 2015, 12:38:24 AM
I had my first beer(or 4) in nearly 3 months last night.  I got halfway through number 4 and fell asleep at my desk.  With my headphones on.  And Nightwish blaring in my ears.  Kind of a lightweight these days I guess. 
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Post by: tattoosteve99 on October 27, 2015, 01:42:19 AM
I was half way there and decided that was enough. Drinking helps me to tolerate the unbelievable amount of pain my body is in. Eh well
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Post by: Monrogue on October 27, 2015, 02:57:13 AM
I had my first beer(or 4) in nearly 3 months last night.  I got halfway through number 4 and fell asleep at my desk.  With my headphones on.  And Nightwish blaring in my ears.  Kind of a lightweight these days I guess.

Dude....a couple weekends ago I stayed at my father's to dogsit, and it was just me there.  He always has some Natty Light in stock, and I figured I'd enjoy my freedom for the night.  That was the first time I'd drank in a year or so.  So I ended up only having 3 beers, but got a headache before I was even done, and it stuck with me all day the next day.  I didn't even really catch much of a buzz.  Sad that only 3 beers did that to me, when I used to be able to drink considerably more.  Shows how easily the tolerance goes down once you slow down or stop that lifestyle altogether. 
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Post by: tattoosteve99 on October 30, 2015, 02:51:22 AM
Yippie I'm kinda smurf faced lol
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Post by: mrynnr on October 30, 2015, 03:44:43 AM
Maybe I'll have a beer too.
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Post by: zoidberg on October 30, 2015, 04:02:18 AM
Maybe I'll have a few beers too.

Fixed.  :)
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Post by: AlephZero on October 30, 2015, 11:03:42 AM
Going to be smurffaced tonight, launch ETA few hours...  :cheers:
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Post by: mrynnr on October 30, 2015, 11:45:20 AM

Maybe I'll have a few beers too.

Fixed.  :)
haha. I didn't even finish the bottle today. It was delicious though... Mmm Apple cinnamon girly drink
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Post by: dks on October 30, 2015, 12:34:50 PM

Maybe I'll have a few beers too.

Fixed.  :)
haha. I didn't even finish the bottle today. It was delicious though... Mmm Apple cinnamon girly drink

 :pok: drink more and shop for watches   :D
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Post by: Gerhard Gerber on October 30, 2015, 01:23:12 PM
On the outside 2.5 hours from now I'll crack a beer, 2 hours after that a spark will light the bush tv, mood lighting from the big moon.
I love beer    :cheers:

Octoberfest this weekend as well  :drink:
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Post by: sawman on October 30, 2015, 01:47:11 PM
bunch of smurfing enablers  :rant:
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Post by: moonweasel on October 30, 2015, 01:53:36 PM
First real drinking session in a while... quite comfortable really. :drink:
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Post by: AlephZero on October 30, 2015, 03:43:27 PM
First down, many to go... Let the fun commence! :cheers:

:D
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Post by: Crow on October 30, 2015, 04:55:53 PM
As some professionals may say, "work comes in the way of hobbies".
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Post by: styx on October 30, 2015, 10:20:31 PM
at this point of the day i need a drink
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Post by: zoidberg on October 30, 2015, 10:44:12 PM
Started drinking for the game.  :)  First up is a box of Tui.
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Post by: styx on October 31, 2015, 09:37:05 AM
did you pass out Doc?
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Post by: zoidberg on November 03, 2015, 02:51:55 PM
did you pass out Doc?

I think I did good.

Started at 10am Sat, drunk three dozen beers and a couple bottles of bubbles while watching the all blacks win, went to bed 10pm Sun.

I don't get to do that often (read never) so it was enjoyed.
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Post by: mrynnr on November 03, 2015, 03:17:34 PM
Wow! You're hardcore zoidberg!
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Post by: Monrogue on November 03, 2015, 04:39:03 PM
did you pass out Doc?

I think I did good.

Started at 10am Sat, drunk three dozen beers and a couple bottles of bubbles while watching the all blacks win, went to bed 10pm Sun.

I don't get to do that often (read never) so it was enjoyed.
36 beers?!  Are you a giant dude, or just good at pacing it out properly?

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Post by: mrynnr on November 03, 2015, 04:40:34 PM
His claws made him spill half? Lol
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Post by: Monrogue on November 03, 2015, 04:44:28 PM
That's a possible explanation....

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Post by: firiki on November 03, 2015, 08:40:01 PM
Or the beer was non-alcoholic and the bubbles were soda  :P  :o
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Post by: AimlessWanderer on November 03, 2015, 08:44:12 PM
Or "dozen" is a brand  :P
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Post by: styx on November 03, 2015, 08:54:55 PM
having killed 30-ish bottles in a sitting (well not so much sitting it was a party) at some point, I believe that Doc could have done 36
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Post by: Mercury on November 03, 2015, 09:01:23 PM
Wow, the most I've ever put away in one day was 17, and that was at a party in college.

 I guess if I started at kickoff for the first football game of the day and stopped when the last game was over I might be able to drink 20 or so, maybe 25, but the last time I had any beer I made it halfway through the fourth can and fell asleep!
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Post by: firiki on November 03, 2015, 09:10:58 PM
Oh, I believe the Doc too. I couldn't handle that much beer though, all the peeing would have stopped me at the third one. I prefer wine and spirits anyway.

This reminds me of the summer of 2000 in the island of Ios, a popular tourist destination here. We frequented a place where many people from the Antipodes preferred too. There was this girl around 18, really slim and small, that got smashed every night. One time I tried to count how many pints she had; I lost count at 13 in a few hours.  :ahhh

Edit: In that place I was fool enough to take part in a drinking contest, to down 5lt of beer in shots faster than the other guy(s), last man standing sort of thing. I quit at 5 or 6 shots.  :-[
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Post by: zoidberg on November 03, 2015, 09:45:53 PM
did you pass out Doc?

I think I did good.

Started at 10am Sat, drunk three dozen beers and a couple bottles of bubbles while watching the all blacks win, went to bed 10pm Sun.

I don't get to do that often (read never) so it was enjoyed.
36 beers?!  Are you a giant dude, or just good at pacing it out properly?

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Pacing, well mostly.
The first dozen (Tui) went down easy during yard and house work, hot day so nothing to it.
Head over to friends place for bbq, drink water for a couple hours, get the kids settled for the night etc.
Second dozen (Corona) went down over horror movies and trash talking.
Turned to coffee at 4am, one hour before kickoff.
Stayed with coffee until bubbles celebration time.
Breakfast: bacon, eggs, hash browns, mushrooms, french toast, whitebait fritters and sausages.
Back home at 10am, can feel the headache starting, time to start on the 'delay hangover' dozen (Stella).
Walked the dog, took the kids to the playground, watched the motogp replay, cooked burritos for dinner and sat in front of the fire.
I think of it as a warm up to National Crate Day...
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Post by: Monrogue on November 04, 2015, 03:00:28 AM
That was a busy day Zman :ahhh

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Post by: zoidberg on November 04, 2015, 04:03:18 AM
Monday was a bit rough.   ::)   Sunglasses were compulsory.   :facepalm:
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Post by: styx on November 04, 2015, 06:30:23 AM
are you sure you walked the dog? i mean i've seen people hitting on mops and trees, trying to ride a cat, arguing with a statue of ronald mcdonald for being a nazi (that one was me), betting they could jump over a car going at them at 40km/h (again my dumb ass), wanting to go toe to toe with a tram in a fist fight, carrying around a big stick and yelling "i'm a level 6 warrior" (i swear it wasn't lynn)
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Post by: zoidberg on November 04, 2015, 07:43:45 AM
Yeah I have no idea.  :shrug:
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Post by: PTRSAK on November 04, 2015, 04:09:23 PM
A mate of mine has a still. It knocks out 96% ethanol.  Then you buy the "essences" (flavours) from the home brew shop.
If you're a smurf you can water it down to 40% but it's easier to just put half as much in the glass.
I have a litre of 96% bourbon and one of 96% gin in the pantry at the moment and they are not too bad.
For some reason it doesn't give you as much of a hangover the next morning as commercial spirits.

But oh does it knock you around if you pour it like 40%.

I'm quite "knocked around" at the moment actually.

The best part... it works out equivalent to about $3 per 26oz bottle if you want to drink "vodka" or about $6 for a bottle of flavoured spirits.  Certainly better than $40.
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Post by: rebel on November 04, 2015, 04:48:22 PM
Hmmmm, just found out that I ordered a pair of boots and a t-shirt from Israel....................I have no recollection of that at all. But the boots and t-shirt are cool so I have at least good taste when I am drunk :P

You better go check yourself in the mirror and make sure you don't have any new tattoos (or body piercings)!  :D

Check the credit card bill for jewelry store charges too in case you bought more than one woman an engagement ring last night :pok:
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Post by: styx on November 04, 2015, 04:57:55 PM
experience? that reminds me, i should really stop by the prop department at work
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Post by: Gerhard Gerber on November 08, 2015, 07:28:13 PM
Just found the solution, during the upcoming silly season I'm going to get day drunk on Richelieu, because when I'm drunk I want to strip my Beckers, like now, but it's just not practical!
This maze runner movie sucks, going to work tomorrow sucks, but soon my Beckers will feel the Yuletide cheer in their new blued nakedness......
 :facepalm:
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Post by: derekmac on November 09, 2015, 01:21:26 AM
Stole some of my wife's gin.  Shhhh, don't tell her. :ninja:  :drink:
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Post by: styx on November 09, 2015, 06:21:49 AM
your secret is safe on the internet
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Post by: derekmac on November 12, 2015, 12:46:51 AM
your secret is safe on the internet
:salute:
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Post by: NKlamerus on January 01, 2016, 07:48:55 AM
WHY ISN'T THIS THREAD BUMPED
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Post by: zoidberg on January 01, 2016, 09:05:37 AM
WHY ISN'T THIS THREAD BUMPED

Because I couldn't find it!   :ahhh   Actually I have it bookmarked.   :P   I have drunk waaaaay too much over the last week.   :oops:
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Post by: mrynnr on January 01, 2016, 09:13:04 AM
I'm not drunk
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Post by: zoidberg on January 01, 2016, 09:20:19 AM
Yeah snow ninjas don't drunk.   :D
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Post by: dks on January 01, 2016, 10:57:02 AM
I am not drunk either....
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Post by: zoidberg on January 01, 2016, 10:58:47 AM
Test, drunk ignore...
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Post by: styx on January 01, 2016, 11:59:57 AM
after about a bottle of whiskey and some half bottle of vodka i was surprisingly sober. must have been the food i ate in between
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Post by: mrynnr on January 01, 2016, 01:51:43 PM
I'm still not drunk
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Post by: Aloha on January 01, 2016, 05:46:19 PM
Lots of hangovers this morning I'm sure.  No alcohol for me and was up at 7am. 

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Post by: NKlamerus on January 01, 2016, 06:02:19 PM
Not hungover :D
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Post by: Monrogue on January 01, 2016, 06:23:50 PM
I've got a bit of a headache, but didn't drink any alcohol last night. 

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Post by: derekmac on January 02, 2016, 05:06:23 AM
I was the new years eve DD.  But I'm not a DD tonight!  >:D :drink:
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Post by: zoidberg on January 02, 2016, 05:08:45 AM
I'm heading south pretty quick.
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Post by: dks on January 04, 2016, 03:55:27 PM
dropping by, on my way to eBay......   :drink:
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Post by: Crow on January 04, 2016, 04:35:36 PM
Bloody hey, what year is it?
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Post by: dks on January 04, 2016, 04:39:39 PM
still partying like it is 1992....
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Post by: AlephZero on June 24, 2016, 02:49:48 PM
Well I'll be damned, this thread has been abandoned for WAY too long...

I've been off my face for couple of hours already, since it IS officially midsummer's eve today and we all know all finnish people get smurffaced on midsummer's eve :cheers:

Lucky for me I'm not heading off to the lake on a boat, so I won't end up as a open fly statistic...  :P
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Post by: PTRSAK on June 24, 2016, 03:00:23 PM
190 proof moonshine and eBay...

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57156257.jpg)
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Post by: Crow on June 24, 2016, 03:30:55 PM
One aussie down. Now waiting for zoidy to get pedalling...
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Post by: AlephZero on June 24, 2016, 04:45:09 PM
You should check my 2000 2xNLC Countdown  :facepalm:


http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,46766.msg1289946.html#msg1289946

:D
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Post by: AlephZero on July 10, 2016, 01:59:13 PM
Early afternoon, one finn completely smurfed... :cheers:

Listening to some oldies goldies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY&list=PLkNpUIZAvv2CBC-hLwQ950yOkxHA53_1x&index=1
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Post by: Mercury on July 10, 2016, 08:35:30 PM
190 proof moonshine and eBay...

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57156257.jpg)

I have many ragrets(lol) due to Ebay and Alcohol combining forces.   :cheers:
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Post by: dks on July 10, 2016, 08:43:31 PM
.…or ending back to your place with a lady you swore never to go back with ever again.....
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Post by: AlephZero on July 11, 2016, 02:12:23 PM
.…or ending back to your place with a lady you swore never to go back with ever again.....

Oh, I've been down THAT particular road... :facepalm:
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Post by: AlephZero on August 06, 2016, 05:43:57 PM
Oh lord, I'm so totally smurffaced again...  :cheers:


How are you people?

 :drink:
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Post by: AHB on August 12, 2016, 05:27:52 PM
Maybe redwine and IKEA furniture isn't such a great idea afterall..  :P :P
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Post by: Crow on August 12, 2016, 08:08:03 PM
Maybe redwine and IKEA furniture isn't such a great idea afterall..  :P :P

 :twak: Ikea furniture is never good idea.   :D
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Post by: AHB on August 12, 2016, 09:33:25 PM
Maybe redwine and IKEA furniture isn't such a great idea afterall..  :P :P

 :twak: Ikea furniture is never good idea.   :D
Agreed..  :cheers:
But so far so good..  ;) :multi:
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Post by: Billy Ruffian on August 12, 2016, 10:29:16 PM
It's a hot evening in my part of England, so I'm in the garden sinking a few cold ones and waiting to see the meteor shower when it gets dark.
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Post by: Crow on August 13, 2016, 05:03:28 AM
Maybe redwine and IKEA furniture isn't such a great idea afterall.. 

 :twak: Ikea furniture is never good idea.   :D
Agreed..  :cheers:
But so far so good..  ;) :multi:
Not bad.
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Post by: zoidberg on August 13, 2016, 05:09:16 AM
One aussie down. Now waiting for zoidy to get pedalling...

I am not an auzzie.   :twak:   :twak:
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Post by: Crow on August 13, 2016, 05:58:46 AM
One aussie down. Now waiting for zoidy to get pedalling...

I am not an auzzie.   :twak:   :twak:

 :whistle:
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Post by: AlephZero on August 13, 2016, 10:06:21 AM
One finn calling in... Completely off my face at 11am  :drink:
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Post by: PTRSAK on August 13, 2016, 10:06:51 AM
One aussie down. Now waiting for zoidy to get pedalling...

I am not an auzzie.   :twak:   :twak:

 :whistle:


Oooh, that's as bad as calling a Scot English.  :twak: :twak:

Easy to get confused, so many Kiwis living here in Australia, including yours truly. 

But I'm actually Dual national. Became a paper Aussie in 1997.  Something that isn't as easy to do today as it was 20 years ago.

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Post by: AlephZero on August 13, 2016, 10:20:36 AM
One aussie down. Now waiting for zoidy to get pedalling...

I am not an auzzie.   :twak:   :twak:

 :whistle:


Oooh, that's as bad as calling a Scot English.  :twak: :twak:

Easy to get confused, so many Kiwis living here in Australia, including yours truly. 

But I'm actually Dual national. Became a paper Aussie in 1997.  Something that isn't as easy to do today as it was 20 years ago.

Yeah well you guys are easy to spot when doing the Haka :whistle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiKFYTFJ_kw

 :cheers:
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Post by: Crow on August 13, 2016, 10:30:33 AM
One finn calling in... Completely off my face at 11am  :drink:
So you got a late start today?
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Post by: AlephZero on August 13, 2016, 10:42:13 AM
No, I really started at 6am, some leftovers from last night...:facepalm:
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Post by: AlephZero on August 13, 2016, 02:45:41 PM
As for the Rio Olympics; I will do the Samba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbMgo0__ETg


;D

Somewhat
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Post by: AlephZero on August 13, 2016, 02:59:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQLvGghaDbE
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Post by: dks on September 24, 2016, 10:00:14 PM
 :cheers:
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Post by: styx on September 25, 2016, 12:18:29 PM
last night tequila was involved. for some reason i remember trying to ride one of those floor polisher things
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Post by: firiki on September 25, 2016, 02:31:23 PM
last night tequila was involved. for some reason i remember trying to ride one of those floor polisher things

I've sworn off tequila for a reason ::)
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Post by: styx on September 25, 2016, 05:57:20 PM
last time i drank it was some 9 or 10 years ago. one of the best nights of my life. at least i think since i can't remember most of it.

that's the only issue i have with tequila - memory lapses
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Post by: Monrogue on September 26, 2016, 05:18:23 AM
last time i drank it was some 9 or 10 years ago. one of the best nights of my life. at least i think since i can't remember most of it.

that's the only issue i have with tequila - memory lapses
I had a similar experience involving Everclear some years back.  I had a great night, but don't remember all of it.  Thankfully my wife was there and filled me in on what I couldn't remember.  Sounded like I continued to have a fun time.  That was actually the last time I partied like that, but that was a wedding after party (a friend's), so it was fun.

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Post by: styx on September 26, 2016, 12:33:43 PM
Well it's always good when you can go on. And when someone fills you in with what happened
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Post by: styx on December 20, 2016, 10:27:01 PM
some collage anniversary. drank a bunch of my professors under the table. only now i can't sit on the bed without falling off
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Post by: styx on December 20, 2016, 10:27:59 PM
wait can we get some sort of merit badge for this?
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Post by: Mercury on December 25, 2016, 06:46:18 AM
wait can we get some sort of merit badge for this?

You should be able to get a merit badge for falling from a sitting position on a bed.   :tu:

I'm working on my christmas eve drunkeness.  I'm only 3 beers in, so it's a bit far off yet. 
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Post by: styx on December 25, 2016, 11:16:37 AM
wait can we get some sort of merit badge for this?

You should be able to get a merit badge for falling from a sitting position on a bed.   :tu:

I'm working on my christmas eve drunkeness.  I'm only 3 beers in, so it's a bit far off yet. 

well you're not really buzzed 'till you have to grab the floor to not fall off from all the spinning
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Post by: dks on December 25, 2016, 06:59:38 PM
drunk a lot - had a nap - ready for more
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Post by: styx on December 25, 2016, 09:04:13 PM
good man
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Post by: Mercury on December 25, 2016, 11:17:38 PM
I forgot to post after the smurf facedness happened.  I will try again tonight, maybe I can remember!
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Post by: AlephZero on August 05, 2017, 10:24:05 AM
Well it's about time to bring this thread up to speed...

If I'm not already, I will be totally smurffaced at some time this day, so do not be alarmed by all the silly smurf I'll be posting!

:cheers:

 :D
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Post by: styx on August 05, 2017, 11:39:24 AM
we're not really all that coherent anyways ;)
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Post by: Medic82 on August 09, 2017, 01:33:43 AM
Well, I am sitting here and enjoying this ecological Swedish beer while watching game of thrones. Not totally smurfe faced, but starting to get there (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/694f0fa30fb84cdb68a332bc361d4ad2.jpg)

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Post by: AlephZero on August 11, 2017, 07:15:37 PM
Well, I am sitting here and enjoying this ecological Swedish beer while watching game of thrones. Not totally smurfe faced, but starting to get there (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/694f0fa30fb84cdb68a332bc361d4ad2.jpg)

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And the circle has been closed... :cheers:
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Post by: zoidberg on December 07, 2017, 09:12:18 AM
I'm drinking Jägermeister tonight.
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Post by: zoidberg on December 07, 2017, 09:12:37 AM
You've been warned!
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Post by: Mechanickal on December 07, 2017, 09:13:56 AM
It's night over there now?
I just opened my eyes...
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Post by: zoidberg on December 07, 2017, 09:14:32 AM
It's night over there now?
I just opened my eyes...

Strike one!!
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Post by: zoidberg on December 07, 2017, 09:15:25 AM
Oh great Wearer of the Cloak of Band-aye-eed, where you at buddy?
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Post by: Mechanickal on December 07, 2017, 09:31:18 AM
That was not a strike!
The pitcher can't throw! :rant:
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Post by: zoidberg on December 07, 2017, 09:38:04 AM
That was not a strike!
The pitcher can't throw! :rant:

Strike two!!
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Post by: Mechanickal on December 07, 2017, 10:32:50 AM
Aaaah f*ck it!
I'll just sit this one out on the bench :rant:
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Post by: zoidberg on December 07, 2017, 10:43:49 AM
 :rofl:   :cheers:
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Post by: ducttapetech on December 07, 2017, 11:24:36 AM
 :rofl:
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Post by: Gerhard Gerber on December 07, 2017, 02:56:10 PM
Drunk Facebooking is just the best, I realized recently I'm the naughty Funcle in the family, and as the next generation get's old enough to open their own FB accounts they are not allowed to send me friend requests!  :rofl:

 :drink:

'Cause I tell it like it is!  :cheers: .......and I use a word spelled s-m-u-r-f than rhymes with "duck" quite a lot  :rofl:

 :facepalm:
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Post by: lister on December 07, 2017, 03:06:26 PM
Drunk Facebooking is just the best, I realized recently I'm the naughty Funcle in the family, and as the next generation get's old enough to open their own FB accounts they are not allowed to send me friend requests!  :rofl:

 :drink:

'Cause I tell it like it is!  :cheers: .......and I use a word spelled s-m-u-r-f than rhymes with "duck" quite a lot  :rofl:

 :facepalm:

Truck, chuck, luck, muck, yuck, buck... ???    ??? :think: :ahhh

 :D
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Post by: ducttapetech on December 07, 2017, 03:33:35 PM
Drunk Facebooking is just the best, I realized recently I'm the naughty Funcle in the family, and as the next generation get's old enough to open their own FB accounts they are not allowed to send me friend requests!  :rofl:

 :drink:

'Cause I tell it like it is!  :cheers: .......and I use a word spelled s-m-u-r-f than rhymes with "duck" quite a lot  :rofl:

 :facepalm:

Truck, chuck, luck, muck, yuck, buck... ???    ??? :think: :ahhh

 :D
Ruck, suck, smuck, tuck............f*ck it, I can't figure it out.
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Post by: styx on December 07, 2017, 04:17:38 PM
ofc you guys have a party on the only day where I have to be serious
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Post by: zoidberg on December 07, 2017, 09:28:51 PM
Great, I have a hangover on castration day, yippee.   :facepalm:
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Post by: styx on December 07, 2017, 09:34:51 PM
being drunk on castration day sounds better. less painful
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Post by: Ron Who on December 07, 2017, 09:40:34 PM
Castration Day is one we don´t celebrate in The Netherlands. Would you like it to be on the MTo 2018 calendar?
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Post by: zoidberg on December 07, 2017, 09:46:48 PM
being drunk on castration day sounds better. less painful

Yeah I flipped a coin... and started drinking again.
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Post by: zoidberg on December 07, 2017, 09:48:49 PM
Castration Day is one we don´t celebrate in The Netherlands. Would you like it to be on the MTo 2018 calendar?

Please.
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Post by: zoidberg on December 07, 2017, 09:50:47 PM
I shouldn't have eaten so much reaper sauce yesterday. Rough day ahead.
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Post by: Syncop8r on December 07, 2017, 09:55:26 PM
SNIP SNIP!
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Post by: Mechanickal on December 07, 2017, 09:56:45 PM
Rough day for yourself or the people around you?
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Post by: styx on December 07, 2017, 10:27:33 PM
i'm still hoping he is helping on a farm
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Post by: Blackbeard on December 08, 2017, 02:55:00 AM
Great, I have a hangover on castration day, yippee.   :facepalm:

 :o :rofl:

thread title should be smurf faced, but I guess it was typed while being smurf faced  :drink:
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Post by: AlephZero on December 08, 2017, 07:26:09 AM
Great, I have a hangover on castration day, yippee.   :facepalm:

 :o :rofl:

thread title should be smurf faced, but I guess it was typed while being smurf faced  :drink:

Well, if you read the first post, you'll see that Kenneth was totally smurffaced when he started this thread :D

 :cheers:
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Post by: Blackbeard on December 08, 2017, 09:35:42 AM
Great, I have a hangover on castration day, yippee.   :facepalm:

 :o :rofl:

thread title should be smurf faced, but I guess it was typed while being smurf faced  :drink:

Well, if you read the first post, you'll see that Kenneth was totally smurffaced when he started this thread :D

 :cheers:

im too lazy, last page is all I read  :rofl:
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Post by: AlephZero on December 08, 2017, 06:10:11 PM
I've been off my face for couple of days now, but sadly I'm no fun 'cause I still can type while smurffaced  :drink:
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Post by: GuacamoleBay on December 08, 2017, 06:25:34 PM
Great, I have a hangover on castration day, yippee.   :facepalm:

On one hand I'm curious as to what castration day is but on the other hand it sounds like something I really don't want to know about...
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Post by: AlephZero on December 15, 2017, 06:03:30 PM
Ok, I'm actually not that Smurffaced yet, but I am opening a nice bottle of Ayinger Winter Bock  :cheers:
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Post by: styx on December 15, 2017, 06:12:12 PM
so you're working on getting smurf faced
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Post by: AlephZero on December 15, 2017, 06:14:56 PM
Oh yes  :D
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Post by: styx on December 15, 2017, 07:05:22 PM
you can do it, we believe in you
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Post by: Dutch_Tooler on December 15, 2017, 09:34:04 PM
Think I'm almost there. Xmas lunch with fizzy, white and red wine followed by a brief dinner with beers...

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Post by: Mechanickal on December 24, 2017, 10:47:04 PM
I love you guys! :D

:rofl:
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Post by: Zed on December 25, 2017, 12:18:54 AM
well full of flu so doing the whiskey cure  :D Cheers   :cheers:
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Post by: dks on November 17, 2018, 12:03:00 PM
in these PC days this thread deserves a bump.

no way near, as too responsible these days, but merry ..
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Post by: Medic82 on January 29, 2019, 12:02:57 AM
 :cheers:

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Post by: MMR on March 16, 2019, 08:09:21 PM
Good evening gentlemen

I am currently in a highly intoxicated stage by a large volume of consumption of alcoholic beverages


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Post by: Mechanickal on March 16, 2019, 08:10:09 PM
High time to check your welcoming thread then :pok:
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Post by: MMR on March 16, 2019, 08:13:10 PM
High time to check your welcoming thread then :pok:

My welcoming thread?

My good sir; where would I encounter this welcome committee in my current stage of intoxication by a large consumption of alcoholic beverages?


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Post by: Mechanickal on March 16, 2019, 08:15:06 PM
Maybe where it has your name written in large letters above the door... :pok:
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Post by: MMR on March 16, 2019, 08:17:02 PM
Maybe where it has your name written in large letters above the door... :pok:

Would you be my guide in my quest for the discovery of the entrance of which bears my name?


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Post by: Mechanickal on March 16, 2019, 08:17:23 PM
Would you be my guide in my quest for the discovery of the entrance of which bears my name?


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:facepalm:

https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?topic=80688.msg1878821.msg#1878821
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Post by: Fuzzbucket on March 16, 2019, 08:17:33 PM
My welcoming thread?

My good sir; where would I encounter this welcome committee in my current stage of intoxication by a large consumption of alcoholic beverages?


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Me? Drinkeninininininge!
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Post by: AlephZero on April 20, 2019, 07:14:07 PM
Well, I've been totally off my face since whatever so, I think this is approppriate song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0

 :cheers:
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Post by: Syncop8r on April 21, 2019, 01:21:21 PM
Whisky for the win.  :tu:  :D
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Post by: Mechanickal on May 11, 2019, 10:33:28 PM
Count me in today! :fugly:
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Post by: Mechanickal on May 11, 2019, 10:34:00 PM
Tonight...
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Post by: Mechanickal on May 11, 2019, 10:35:18 PM
Whatever...

2.5 hours from home, so had to leave because the designated driver wanted to at 22h30.

Ah well, at the going rate, I would be heading for a KO...
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Post by: Mechanickal on May 11, 2019, 10:35:54 PM
We left right after starting this

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190511/ab3080fe8dcf667df19f1333d91f7170.jpg)

Damn...
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Post by: Mechanickal on May 11, 2019, 10:36:16 PM
Tilted pic, but y'all get the point :facepalm:
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Post by: Mechanickal on May 11, 2019, 11:00:29 PM
Quite lonely in here...
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Post by: Dutch_Tooler on May 11, 2019, 11:02:18 PM
Might have joined you, were I not in the wrong time zone right now ;)

Good array of drinks there :drink:
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Post by: Mechanickal on May 11, 2019, 11:09:12 PM
You live in Germany, right?
That was where I was at...
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Post by: Dutch_Tooler on May 11, 2019, 11:13:25 PM
Yup. Special occasion?
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Post by: Mechanickal on May 11, 2019, 11:24:11 PM
Birthday of...
Uhm...

Fasten your seatbelts...


The daughter of my girlfiend mom's boyfriend....
:facepalm:

Was celebrating her birthday.

Her boyfriend is half German, half Polish... so out came the Polish schnapps :dwts:
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Post by: Dutch_Tooler on May 11, 2019, 11:41:35 PM
 :drink: :drink: :drink:

 >:D

 :cheers:
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Post by: MadPlumbarian on June 27, 2019, 04:41:35 PM
How does Jägermeister sound :whistle:
JR
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Post by: Alan K. on June 27, 2019, 07:31:49 PM
Well, schnapps is better than vodka. Although, real Polish potato vodka is better than most.
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Post by: Mercury on June 30, 2019, 09:42:05 AM
It's been far too long gents, and tonight I've had more than a few.  How's the MTO world doing?!
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Post by: Mechanickal on June 30, 2019, 10:38:21 AM
Better now that you're wasted!
:woohoo:
:drink:
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Post by: Sos24 on August 08, 2019, 11:36:15 AM
Not necessarily smurfed face, but I am enjoying my 2nd pickle-back.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190808/a3c0cfd5294513676188ee3a898c02f0.jpg)
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Post by: Mechanickal on October 20, 2019, 10:23:48 PM
Getting there...
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Post by: Mechanickal on October 20, 2019, 10:39:51 PM
Finish!

Off to bed for the better