lol, i just smoked a big fat cuban cigar i was given a few weeks ago, and now im light headed, im a light weight these days :ahhh :ahhh i wonder what was in it :think: :D
lol, i just smoked a big fat cuban cigar i was given a few weeks ago, and now im light headed, im a light weight these days :ahhh :ahhh i wonder what was in it :think: :D
Ughh... I've been trying to cut back on my cigar intake but your post just put me in the mood for a couple now. ;) I have some nicely aged Edicion Limitadas that are just taunting me right now. :drool:
Time to get smurfed-faced! :cheers:
Do you remember what the cigar band looked like? I could probably guess the brand based on the description of the band.
Smoking a cigar while you were on a bike ride? Nice. :cheers:
the one i just smoked i think had a red and white or silver band, this one is brown and white, :tu: the other one was smoother , but this one was still very nice, there was a smaller one but i smoked that a week ago so no clue on that one,
LOL. I like this topic.
I bet Medic doesn't even remember making this thread. :drink:
HOW ARE YOU FEELING THIS MORNING KENNETH??
:D :D
Hmmmm, just found out that I ordered a pair of boots and a t-shirt from Israel....................I have no recollection of that at all. But the boots and t-shirt are cool so I have at least good taste when I am drunk :P
the one i just smoked i think had a red and white or silver band, this one is brown and white, :tu: the other one was smoother , but this one was still very nice, there was a smaller one but i smoked that a week ago so no clue on that one,
Red and white/silver band could be Romeo y Julieta, Hoyo de Monterrey, La Flor de Cano or possibly Cuaba. If it was smooth, it may have been RyJ or Hoyo which are both fantastic brands. :tu:
lol, i just smoked a big fatFixed.. ;) :Dcubanjamaican cigar i was given a few weeks ago, and now im light headed, im a light weight these days :ahhh :ahhh i wonder what was in it :think: :D
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself! :cheers:
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself! :cheers:
So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself! :cheers:
So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D
What happened? :drink: :think:
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself! :cheers:
So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D
What happened? :drink: :think:
You passed out and we stole all your tools >:D :D
BUMPCheers buddy.. :cheers:
... might be needing this thread later. ;)
Uncles 25th wedding anniversary and first chance to have a good session for quite a while :D
If I don't post later that means it was a VERY good session :D :D :D
Yay beer!Indeed. :cheers:
I am not as smurf faced as when I started this thread but I am in a pretty good mood :D The night started off with me finding 500 Norwegian Kroner (that's about 100US$) on my way to the bus, so karma treated me on a couple of beers and a kebab :)
:cheers: Be good.. ;) :D
Beer nr 1 is made by Carlsberg.(http://ideasinspiringinnovation.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/tagline_carlsberg_probably-the-best-beer-in-the-world_dk-3.jpg?w=400)
Does Xanax count in this thread. :) Smurfed out lol.If that counts, the painkillers I take for my knee at times should too :).
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread. :DWe're looking forward to it :cheers: :D.
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread. :DWe're looking forward to it :cheers: :D.
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread. :DAnd how would that be different than any other time. :p :rofl:
I'm good for now but when 12:00 hits I might be making an ass of myself in this thread. :DAnd how would that be different than any other time. :p :rofl:
Beer nr 1 made by Norway's oldest brewery AassThat label is funny in more than one way... :D :D
Beer nr 1 made by Norway's oldest brewery AassThat label is funny in more than one way... :D :D
We still use the double AA, so I live near Aalborg.. ;) But Fatbeer is funny too... :D
(It's fadøl here) ;)
im actually scared to look at my bank balance after last night, oopsAhh, I remember those days.. :D :D
im actually scared to look at my bank balance after last night, oopsAhh, I remember those days.. :D :D
Are you watching the CFL?yup stamps vs riders... "watching"? Not sure but I was there anyways
Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING WITH ME.Besides Flipper here.? :think:
First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe
Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING WITH ME.Besides Flipper here.? :think:
First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe
:rofl: such a great movie.Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING WITH ME.Besides Flipper here.? :think:
First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe
What?
Who's coming with me man? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y72Igrxz4E#ws)
:rofl: such a great movie.Alright im pretty smurf faced myself. I only have one question. WHHOOOOOOOOSSSS.......... COMING WITH ME.Besides Flipper here.? :think:
First one to figure this out gets a prize. maybe
What?
Who's coming with me man? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y72Igrxz4E#ws)
Me?!? Never! Well, perhaps not NEVER ::). How about, not anymore :angel: :D.
You stoner. :D
Me?!? Never! Well, perhaps not NEVER ::). How about, not anymore :angel: :D.
You stoner. :D
"...and some chips man... Some sour cream and onion chips man... With some dip yeah!"Jim Breuer is the perfect film stoner. And any movie that has Tommy Chong playing a character known as the Squirrel Master is just up there in my book :tu:.
"...and some chips man... Some sour cream and onion chips man... With some dip yeah!"Jim Breuer is the perfect film stoner. And any movie that has Tommy Chong playing a character known as the Squirrel Master is just up there in my book :tu:.
m cya later!Well on my way think I'm on my tenth pint!
HOW'S THE HEAD RYAN? :pok:m cya later!Well on my way think I'm on my tenth pint!
oh so i did post last night.
I did not feel too great today
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night. I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me. I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks. NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night. I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me. I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks. NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!
I love having a beer while watching the football game. It doesn't really get any better than that.
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night. I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me. I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks. NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!
I love having a beer while watching the football game. It doesn't really get any better than that.
When they win it does. My cowboys blew it in the last minute of play today.
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night. I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me. I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks. NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!
I have more beer in my house than ever, but my inlaws are here and they drink at most two beers a night. I can't get drunk around them because they view my dad as an alcoholic and I know they are close to thinking that of me. I cracked a beer at 4pm today while the Cowboys were playing and I got funny looks. NFL Sunday and I still can't have any beer!
I think i got you covered on this one, if you do a line of cocaine in front of them before opening the beer I promise they wont judge you for drinking the beer :cheers:
Give him a beer guy, respect
I haven't been smurffaced in a while. I need to remedy that.
I haven't been smurffaced in a while. I need to remedy that.
You sure do. :tu:
Gotta mourn your Pioneer properly :cry:.I haven't been smurffaced in a while. I need to remedy that.
You sure do. :tu:
I will tonight!
Gotta mourn your Pioneer properly :cry:.I haven't been smurffaced in a while. I need to remedy that.
You sure do. :tu:
I will tonight!
Almost there... Out for Halloween
Whiskey, beer and ebay... :D
Whiskey, beer and ebay... :D
:o
:ahhh
I didn't know this thread existed. I now have a goal for this weekend.
HAHA "Liquors in it!" :rofl: :rofl:
Tea, now with alcohol!
I drank a six pack last night and played MW3. Great night!
HAHA "Liquors in it!" :rofl: :rofl:
Tea, now with alcohol!
I drank a six pack last night and played MW3. Great night!
LOL yea just in case people don't already know. :D How is MW3?
I'm still holding out for skyrim. Probably going AWOL next week after I grab a copy.
All messed up tonight on Xanax and pain reliever. Hope I don't look on eBay :rofl:
Anything I say in th next 8 hours should be disregarded as I'm in no fit state to tye my own shoelaces :tu:
I've had a bit more Jack than I intended tonight. I think it's time to call it and try not to throw up on the way to bed. I am shocked that I can type liek this. whats that little red line talking aboot? that is soooo how you spell liek!:rofl:
Well I'm enjoying a nice G&T right now and as tomorrow is Saturday I'm planning a lie-in, my daughter might even leave me alone until 8am!
I gonig swore dna hae d out on th e town ..................,,,,,,,,,,,, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!0009999999999999999
One. An only be so Lucky and get a hummer for xmas
Stay multi my friends
Oh man I'me smufed right now. I guess I ddin't need that last drink. I have decided it's time to stop trying to post here, as my typiong is becoming increasingly difficult. Good night all!!!!!!!!!!1111
Oh man I'me smufed right now. I guess I ddin't need that last drink. I have decided it's time to stop trying to post here, as my typiong is becoming increasingly difficult. Good night all!!!!!!!!!!1111
HOW'S THE HEAD SEAN?
:D
so:
1. Nobody got drunk during the past 10 days???
OR
2. Everybody was TOO Drunk to post????
It has been unusually quiet in this thread.
I admit to getting slightly merry during the past few days.....
I've upheld a nice balance of relaxed and smiley without anyone having to worry about me trying to urinate in any electrical equipment, seduce domestic animals or pick a fight with street furniture.
We ate too much to drink any major amount but the beer actually flowed like water yesterday! Two pony kegs both still half full more or less so I'll keep my antics posted!
Stay multi my friends
IIIIIIIIIImmmmmmmmMMMmmmMMmMm................... BBBBBAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
Yes im a bit smurffaced at the moment.
(http://www.funz.eu/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3-Dumb-Smurfs.jpg)
IIIIIIIIIImmmmmmmmMMMmmmMMmMm................... BBBBBAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
Yes im a bit smurffaced at the moment.
(http://www.funz.eu/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3-Dumb-Smurfs.jpg)
What's my name again?
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Bbbmmpp. Wow it's been a while since I gave auto correct a workout so here we are at the Calgary beerfest haven't spent $10 yet I k is too many pepll
Stay multi my friends
This is å historick evnet, i am slit faced in glasgow at solid rock!!!!
Drunk..?? You bet..!! It's nearly 4 in the morning here and I just came home from an old friends 40'th birthday.. :cheers: hopefully I won't be too hang overed when I wake up.. :P
can't honestly say that i'm totally smurf faced at this point... but i think i'm about 3/4 of the way there, whihc means it's the perfect time to go online and start buying more tools/knives/etc. :D
Drunk..?? You bet..!! It's nearly 4 in the morning here and I just came home from an old friends 40'th birthday.. :cheers: hopefully I won't be too hang overed when I wake up.. :P
IT'S FINE GARETH.. :D I got 4 hours sleep and been stabling wood for the fireplace and running 11 kilometers since.. ;) I guess I'll get tired early tonight.. :)
IT'S FINE GARETH.. :D I got 4 hours sleep and been stabling wood for the fireplace and running 11 kilometers since.. ;) I guess I'll get tired early tonight.. :)
If I did that run the morning after being smurf faced, I'd have an 11 kilometer trail of vomit to show for it :P
IT'S FINE GARETH.. :D I got 4 hours sleep and been stabling wood for the fireplace and running 11 kilometers since.. ;) I guess I'll get tired early tonight.. :)
If I did that run the morning after being smurf faced, I'd have an 11 kilometer trail of vomit to show for it :P
what a lovely image Bob. :D
Drunk..?? You bet..!! It's nearly 4 in the morning here and I just came home from an old friends 40'th birthday.. :cheers: hopefully I won't be too hang overed when I wake up.. :PI've just arrived back from my weekend house. Had a two day drinking spree with friends. :facepalm:
As you can see, there was everything, wine, beer, whiskey, pálinka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1linka)
(LOTS OF IT. :D Plum, strawberry, peach, apricot, sour cherry),
So much :pok: -ing material. Can't decide ... Brain overload. :ahhh
My then to post in this ttherad. I was again a wedding for my wife's cousin or something and I had a couple of hers before the reception, then during the meal I told the waitress to keep the wine coming and god bless her she did.
Anyways I have no idea how many times my glass was refilled but I counted at least four ornfive. Anyways, I am pretty far gone but I suppose that's obvouhs fro. Me spelling. Thankfully auto correct is probably keeping PST of it legible.
Anyways, feel free to poke fun at me .... I imagine tomorrow morning I'll have a lot to apologize for the? 7*-5 as well include a few forum.posts....
Def
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... I was again a wedding ...
Def
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M oy wife said we sohould post someor. she is ramdomly ghitting bkeysn amd O am fgighting her off the keyb bbbbbbbbbbboard. Time to go!bbbbbb
My wife has found a new beer for me, and it's under $5 for 2l of it! You have to add the yeast, then wait 12-14 days before it's ready. They have a bunch of different kinds, but I've only tried two so far.
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My wife has found a new beer for me, and it's under $5 for 2l of it! You have to add the yeast, then wait 12-14 days before it's ready. They have a bunch of different kinds, but I've only tried two so far.
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My wife has found a new beer for me, and it's under $5 for 2l of it! You have to add the yeast, then wait 12-14 days before it's ready. They have a bunch of different kinds, but I've only tried two so far.
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You've found a very easy way to get started in homebrewing. Welcome to the obsession.
My wife has found a new beer for me, and it's under $5 for 2l of it! You have to add the yeast, then wait 12-14 days before it's ready. They have a bunch of different kinds, but I've only tried two so far.
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That's quite a fun idea, you get to be 'involved' in the process and the company cut's it's overheads as it doesn't have to worry about storing the beer for two weeks. :D
You've found a very easy way to get started in homebrewing. Welcome to the obsession.
I would love to try it, beer is expensive!!
I have been trying some microbrews lately, namely Big Sky brews like Moosedrool and Trout Slayer, and Bayern Octoberfest. Big sky also makes a sweet honey ale called Summer honey and it's incredible.
Yesterday I went to the Griz Game with some friends and we met at a bar later and had two pitchers of Kettlehouse Cold Smoke, and that's my new favorite dark beer. You have got to try it! I was so drunk after that pitcher that I passed out on my bed once we got home. I wanted to post here but I couldn't stop the room from spinning.
Making beer is easy and if you want to save money take a look at the cost of my last batch of Belgian Blonde Ale. $23 for 5 gallons. That works out to $9.20 per case or $2.30 per six pack.
Four day weekend in Hungary.
I plan on getting smurfed faced tonight, if I don't post then I passed out!Knock yourself out buddy.. :drink:
Does posting whoi.le aiming tthe keybord one eyed shut constitute as smurfed faced?Yes.
I plan on getting smurfed faced tonight, if I don't post then I passed out!Same here. Difficulty multiplier is that today is an extra workday in Hungary. :D
Well, it's 4pm and I think I've just about recovered from last night. 6 beers and 3/4 of a bottle of whisky was probably not the smartest thing I've done recently. I've got a nice steady walk for a couple of miles now to go and fetch the car, which should help blow the last of the grogginess away
It's a bit early for me here, but in a few hours I will be throwing back a few, friday night!!!
It's a bit early for me here, but in a few hours I will be throwing back a few, friday night!!!
Twenty to midnight in the uk pal!
Thought this might be a good place to post this,
who else is up for doing this with me?
http://www.dryjanuary.org.uk/
basically no drinking for the month of january, you can raise money for charity but as january is a tight month for everyone i thought id just do it for fun (and to save some money!)
the face changer is a laugh too
http://www.dryjanuary.org.uk/drinking-time-machine.php
I gave up drinking once... worst day of my life. :drink:
Being an alcohol and Scotland (so many glens, lovely ladies, sexy accent….), connoisseur I am sampling some of their products made by Glemorangie, Glenfiddich (12,15…) ,Cardhu, Johnie Walker… maybe more…
Being an alcohol and Scotland (so many glens, lovely ladies, sexy accent….), connoisseur I am sampling some of their products made by Glemorangie, Glenfiddich (12,15…) ,Cardhu, Johnie Walker… maybe more…
I prefer anything that Balvenie makes :tu: I also enjoy Oban.
I just had to look and see what Everclear was. 190 proof alcohol really isn't meant for drinking! :o
Everclear and Sunny D? :o
You were one classy sunovabeeep :rofl:
me and grativy ... not frieends
me and grativy ... not frieends
me and grativy ... not frieends
Splat?
I shall commence altering my state of consciousness shortly with a bottle of Old Peculier and a nice bottle of red. Must remember not to go on a SAK buying spree whilst in said state of altered consciousness :whistle:.
I shall commence altering my state of consciousness shortly with a bottle of Old Peculier and a nice bottle of red. Must remember not to go on a SAK buying spree whilst in said state of altered consciousness :whistle:.
Yeah, that could be bad :think:
Going out two nights out in a row is not good for my head. :surrender:
Smurf faced times tonight,
Bulleit bourbon for me, sutter home sweet red for the missus. yum. We are watching a stupid chick flick and the bourbon helps make it at least a little funny.
Smurf faced times tonight,
Bulleit bourbon for me, sutter home sweet red for the missus. yum. We are watching a stupid chick flick and the bourbon helps make it at least a little funny.
:D I can see another baby coming :D
More smurf facedness tonite. Got together with my brother and his wife at my folks house. They are camping while we both had to work most of this weekend including the monday holiday so we had their huge house to ourselves. Kind of nice since we both live in condos that are kinda small. We put the kiddos to bed and had a great night watching funny stuff on TV and laughing at one another,. Many many beers have been consumed. Is it weird that even though I've had at least ten beers I still go back and fix my typos? OCD I guess. Typing is hard when you drink. I've hit backspace more than I've actually typed!
I really hate it when I'm trying to take a drink of my beer and for some unknown reason some beer hops out of the bottle and runs down my chin like I'm some sort of drunken sleepy person. I know how to drink dammit, so stop leaking you stupid bottle!
:drink: :cheers:
More smurf facedness tonite. Got together with my brother and his wife at my folks house. They are camping while we both had to work most of this weekend including the monday holiday so we had their huge house to ourselves. Kind of nice since we both live in condos that are kinda small. We put the kiddos to bed and had a great night watching funny stuff on TV and laughing at one another,. Many many beers have been consumed. Is it weird that even though I've had at least ten beers I still go back and fix my typos? OCD I guess. Typing is hard when you drink. I've hit backspace more than I've actually typed!
I really hate it when I'm trying to take a drink of my beer and for some unknown reason some beer hops out of the bottle and runs down my chin like I'm some sort of drunken sleepy person. I know how to drink dammit, so stop leaking you stupid bottle!
:drink: :cheers:
Sounds like you guys had a good time :drink: :cheers:
More smurf facedness tonite. Got together with my brother and his wife at my folks house. They are camping while we both had to work most of this weekend including the monday holiday so we had their huge house to ourselves. Kind of nice since we both live in condos that are kinda small. We put the kiddos to bed and had a great night watching funny stuff on TV and laughing at one another,. Many many beers have been consumed. Is it weird that even though I've had at least ten beers I still go back and fix my typos? OCD I guess. Typing is hard when you drink. I've hit backspace more than I've actually typed!
I really hate it when I'm trying to take a drink of my beer and for some unknown reason some beer hops out of the bottle and runs down my chin like I'm some sort of drunken sleepy person. I know how to drink dammit, so stop leaking you stupid bottle!
:drink: :cheers:
Sounds like you guys had a good time :drink: :cheers:
We did! My brother is a funny dude, it was awesome.
Just fine actually. I haven't been sleeping well lately so I slept in a bit but no hangover.
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I hate it when I wake up drunk. :oops:
I hate it when I wake up drunk. :oops:
Since it's father's day, I've been drinkin beer and smokin cigars today! :D Gotta love it!!!
:oops:
Mihght have slighty misjudged things tonight and got work tomoorw ... the world is slightly blurrred
Actually I am hammered worse thena I tyhought. Hope the alarm clock does its job! :D should goto bed, but naah! worry about that later. Bugger just realiseed its only wednesday, though it was later. Tomorrrow going to be ahalf arsed day :o
Well I don't know about y'all but the moonshine I'm having is as close to paint thiner as it gets
I renounce my moderaror privilafes i'lll at bleast noon cet- :drink:
I renounce my moderaror privilafes i'lll at bleast noon cet- :drink:
I renounce my moderaror privilafes i'lll at bleast noon cet- :drink:
seems we were both at it last night. :drink:
Where do i start?With a working picture, maybe? :pok: :cheers:
(http://t.co/YMRfyWgOhM)
Where do i start?With a working picture, maybe? :pok: :cheers:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQMm66ICMAISrnl.jpg:large)
After a hard morning's hunting, a bottle of Johnny Walker black Label (70cl only.... pathetic) and now beer, with some nice food... still soberishhhhh
After a hard morning's hunting, a bottle of Johnny Walker black Label (70cl only.... pathetic) and now beer, with some nice food... still soberishhhhh
So, there's an update in the food thread? :pok:
Just had a pretty surreal evening,four pints of Guinness,and now ,on the train,I can let the beer hit me. Thankfully,you lot are here to talk what I laughingly call sense!Amen!!! :cheers:
All hail Def!
Screw the Overlords!
nobody seems to get drunk anymore in this forum... We are all too mature. ::) :DWe will need to be changing that!!!
nobody seems to get drunk anymore in this forum... We are all too mature. ::) :DDon't think so. I think we get to trashed to post or take pics.
If it is case we are too mature, then you are right, we need to fix this.nobody seems to get drunk anymore in this forum... We are all too mature. ::) :DWe will need to be changing that!!!
calling a man of MTO mature are fighting wordsSo true....
calling a man of MTO mature are fighting words:rofl:
nobody seems to get drunk anymore in this forum... We are all too mature. ::) :D
nobody seems to get drunk anymore in this forum... We are all too mature. ::) :D
While I can't claim to be all that much more mature than 10-15 years ago, I have definitely slowed down on the partying. Like pretty much completely. Married life can do that to a man :-\. That and everyone just sort of gets their own lives going and move on from the constant hanging out and throwing a few back. At least that's what has happened with me and my buddies.
calling a man of MTO mature are fighting wordsSo true....
that's us mobile
I only was once in a drunken "fight".
Well, actually I smashed the guy that attacked my sisters (at that time) boyfriend into the wall. Now thinking back it's kinda funny how that pseudo gangsta couldn't fight me back :D
RT had later smashed this guys cousin to the ground for the same reason!
Worst new year party ever! :facepalm:
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I only was once in a drunken "fight".
Well, actually I smashed the guy that attacked my sisters (at that time) boyfriend into the wall. Now thinking back it's kinda funny how that pseudo gangsta couldn't fight me back :D
RT had later smashed this guys cousin to the ground for the same reason!
Worst new year party ever! :facepalm:
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:mn: You don't want to challenge me! I know Mikado! :mn:
I thought marriage would make you drink more :cheers:
I am drunk :drink: LETS FIGHT ..... :viking:
:D :D
I have not been in a drunken fight in over a decade... :ahhh
I haven't been properly drunk in quite some time. I'm usually happy just to have 6 or 8 beer. Just enough to start getting a buzz started.
I've also never been in a drunken fight either.
:tu:
Me neither. Five years, eleven months, and twelve days to be exact, but who's counting..... ;)
As for drunken fights, no worries, I got into your share for you back in the day. :viking:
I'm be right some happy good. :D
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Oh so that's what Derek's talking about :rofl: Thanks for clearing that up Cap ;)
as mentioned in the what are you drinking tonight (http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,46338.msg904212.html#msg904212) thread, I am well on my way tonight. :D
just opened another IPA! :drink:
I might take a few fireball shots myself. :think: :think:
I might take a few fireball shots myself. :think: :think:
FIREBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! :drink:
sorry, every time I drink fireball, I end up smurffaced. :D :rofl: :rofl:
What's this world coming to. :facepalm: People, whisky is for drinking straight out of the bottle, cinnamon is for the gum you chew after to try to hide the smell on your breath. They shouldn't be together in the same mixture.....Truer words have never been spoken here at MT.O before! Of course, I only say that since I drank a bottle of Fireball one night and got uber sick!
What's this world coming to. :facepalm: People, whisky is for drinking straight out of the bottle, cinnamon is for the gum you chew after to try to hide the smell on your breath. They shouldn't be together in the same mixture.....
What's this world coming to. :facepalm: People, whisky is for drinking straight out of the bottle, cinnamon is for the gum you chew after to try to hide the smell on your breath. They shouldn't be together in the same mixture.....
It's literally the only liquor I will drink so I don't care what you say. :D
I'm a beer lover, but hard liquor makes me cringe.
What's this world coming to. :facepalm: People, whisky is for drinking straight out of the bottle, cinnamon is for the gum you chew after to try to hide the smell on your breath. They shouldn't be together in the same mixture.....
It's literally the only liquor I will drink so I don't care what you say. :D
I'm a beer lover, but hard liquor makes me cringe.
I was never too picky about what liquor I was drinking. As long as it kept coming, I was cool with it. Never came across Fireball in my drinking days. Well, I might have, but I don't remember it. There's about an entire decade that's a bit fuzzy actually...... :think:
Ôo
Smartsmurf...
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Using a future communicator stolen from the NCC-1701
Ôo
Smartsmurf...
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Using a future communicator stolen from the NCC-1701
(http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/Brilsmurf.jpg)
Yep, the similiarity is uncanny. :o 8)
I want to learn to speak germany...Me too.
I want to learn to speak germany...Me too.
I want to learn to speak germany...Me too.
Lection 1: In Gesellschaft (Formal Feast)
Please listen and repeat.
- Prost!
- Zum Wohl!
- Auf die Gesundheit!
- Auf Dich!
- Auf uns!
Lection 2: In geselliger Runde (Drinking with friends)
- Prost!
- Stößchen!
- Runter damit!
Lection 3: Boah, bin ich blau! (I am totally smurfed faced right now)
Spoiler as NSFW. Not to be used under 1‰ alcohol level!Show content- Zicke zacke, Zicke zacke - Hoi hoi hoi!
- Hau weg den Scheiß!
- Zur Mitte, zur Titte, zum Sack - Zack zack!
Please learn this simple phrases as preparation for the practical lesson.
(Practical lesson to commence on your next trip to Germany. ;) )
We are at a birthday party! :D I am totally drunk! :rofl: and some smurf had to say shomeshing funny and I had to laugh and spilled what I had in my mouth :-/Hope you gave him a :twak: for making you waste some of your drink! :rofl:
Damn him!!!!
No! Couldn't! I was to much laighing! :rofl:We are at a birthday party! :D I am totally drunk! :rofl: and some smurf had to say shomeshing funny and I had to laugh and spilled what I had in my mouth :-/Hope you gave him a :twak: for making you waste some of your drink! :rofl:
Damn him!!!!
No! Couldn't! I was to much laighing! :rofl:We are at a birthday party! :D I am totally drunk! :rofl: and some smurf had to say shomeshing funny and I had to laugh and spilled what I had in my mouth :-/Hope you gave him a :twak: for making you waste some of your drink! :rofl:
Damn him!!!!
That is a skill that is tough to master. :tu: :DNo! Couldn't! I was to much laighing! :rofl:We are at a birthday party! :D I am totally drunk! :rofl: and some smurf had to say shomeshing funny and I had to laugh and spilled what I had in my mouth :-/Hope you gave him a :twak: for making you waste some of your drink! :rofl:
Damn him!!!!
You're even typing in drunk, awesome skills! :tu:
That is a skill that is tough to master. :tu: :DNo! Couldn't! I was to much laighing! :rofl:We are at a birthday party! :D I am totally drunk! :rofl: and some smurf had to say shomeshing funny and I had to laugh and spilled what I had in my mouth :-/Hope you gave him a :twak: for making you waste some of your drink! :rofl:
Damn him!!!!
You're even typing in drunk, awesome skills! :tu:
I love how this thread ends with f.
perhaps. but we gotta show you the secret handshakeWe can show him in 11 more posts. >:D
Chicken, good...Lard, better! >:D
I got the chicken, just need the lard.
Noooooooooo!!!!!!! For the love of god! NOOOOOOO!!!
But you still got some rum right?
That's us mobile.
Just mentioning the fact that I'm completely smurffaced... AGAIN! :facepalm:
Where did my pants go? :think:Maybe your couch ate them? :think:
Time to go kick some couch ass. :mn:Where did my pants go? :think:Maybe your couch ate them? :think:
Time to go kick some couch ass. :mn:Where did my pants go? :think:Maybe your couch ate them? :think:
Time to go kick some couch ass. :mn:Where did my pants go? :think:Maybe your couch ate them? :think:
:rofl:
Who's couch though?
Better not be mine, or we'll have done explaining to do!
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It is possible that you were abducted and the aliens forgot to put your pants back on you.Time to go kick some couch ass. :mn:Where did my pants go? :think:Maybe your couch ate them? :think:
:rofl:
Who's couch though?
I'm not sure? :think:Better not be mine, or we'll have done explaining to do!
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You can say that again. WTF happened last night? :think:
It is possible that you were abducted and the aliens forgot to put your pants back on you.Time to go kick some couch ass. :mn:Where did my pants go? :think:Maybe your couch ate them? :think:
:rofl:
Who's couch though?
I'm not sure? :think:Better not be mine, or we'll have done explaining to do!
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You can say that again. WTF happened last night? :think:
It is possible that you were abducted and the aliens forgot to put your pants back on you.Time to go kick some couch ass. :mn:Where did my pants go? :think:Maybe your couch ate them? :think:
:rofl:
Who's couch though?
I'm not sure? :think:Better not be mine, or we'll have done explaining to do!
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You can say that again. WTF happened last night? :think:
What, blinded by my big white ass or awestruck from my ampallang? Yes, highly possible.
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself! :cheers:
So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D
What happened? :drink: :think:
You passed out and we stole all your tools >:D :D
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself! :cheers:
So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D
What happened? :drink: :think:
You passed out and we stole all your tools >:D :D
Split em up quick!
Ahhh.... Everyone scramble.
I am on beer #1 right now, let's see how many I can cram in tonight and then I will rant a bit myself! :cheers:
So did you ever finish that first beer...? :pok: :D
What happened? :drink: :think:
You passed out and we stole all your tools >:D :D
Split em up quick!
Ahhh.... Everyone scramble.
You guys better run!!
Sir (madam?) SPAMALOT smurf face to ya service! :salute:
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Being in college; it's the perfect time to be Smurfed. Yet here I am......1 Apple Ale......absolutely nothing.
That does NOT sound fun. I guess it's better than Chemistry Tho.Being in college; it's the perfect time to be Smurfed. Yet here I am......1 Apple Ale......absolutely nothing.
Could be worse, studying for a physics final tomorrow....
That does NOT sound fun. I guess it's better than Chemistry Tho.Being in college; it's the perfect time to be Smurfed. Yet here I am......1 Apple Ale......absolutely nothing.
Could be worse, studying for a physics final tomorrow....
Sounds like a good combo! Zac Brown Band and Jimmy are both all over my Drinking PlayListThat does NOT sound fun. I guess it's better than Chemistry Tho.Being in college; it's the perfect time to be Smurfed. Yet here I am......1 Apple Ale......absolutely nothing.
Could be worse, studying for a physics final tomorrow....
I finished that :ahhh :ahhh. Could use a few Landsharks, get my Jimmy Buffett on.
I tried to find this thread last night and failed. :facepalm:hahaha. Maybe this thread should be pinned?
I tried to find this thread last night and failed. :facepalm:hahaha. Maybe this thread should be pinned?
:facepalm:I tried to find this thread last night and failed. :facepalm:hahaha. Maybe this thread should be pinned?
I'm not too sure that would have helped me. :D
:pok: I am sure you have Grants phone number, so you could have just phoned him to find the thread for you (and tell him that he is your best mate too...) :D
Dang.., I have been looking at this thread for a while and never noticed the f in the end.
no comment.Dang.., I have been looking at this thread for a while and never noticed the f in the end.
You finally sober for a night eh. :D
I tried to find this thread last night and failed. :facepalm:hahaha. Maybe this thread should be pinned?
I'm not too sure that would have helped me. :D
I tried to find this thread last night and failed. :facepalm:hahaha. Maybe this thread should be pinned?
I'm not too sure that would have helped me. :D
I've been there, bro... same thing happened to me not that long ago. :D
:drink:
gentlemen, there is another option. we simply have to get smurfed more often
How about you subscribe to the thread?
gentlemen, there is another option. we simply have to get smurfed more oftenWorks for me!
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
ok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
I'm already at work. :P Of course, it is 9:30am here. :ahhhok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
hmm interesting... 5 hours ahead. Did you get your coffee this morning? You seem extra perky?I'm already at work. :P Of course, it is 9:30am here. :ahhhok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
I'm already at work. :P Of course, it is 9:30am here. :ahhhok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
3 Cups so far. :tu:hmm interesting... 5 hours ahead. Did you get your coffee this morning? You seem extra perky?I'm already at work. :P Of course, it is 9:30am here. :ahhhok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
It's almost my 10am break, so I'm just gearing up for it. :P :rofl:I'm already at work. :P Of course, it is 9:30am here. :ahhhok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
Get back to work Canadian. :twak:
It's almost my 10am break, so I'm just gearing up for it. :P :rofl:I'm already at work. :P Of course, it is 9:30am here. :ahhhok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
Get back to work Canadian. :twak:
night nite zoidyIt's almost my 10am break, so I'm just gearing up for it. :P :rofl:I'm already at work. :P Of course, it is 9:30am here. :ahhhok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
Get back to work Canadian. :twak:
Have a coffee for me then, I'm going to bed. :)
night nite zoidyIt's almost my 10am break, so I'm just gearing up for it. :P :rofl:I'm already at work. :P Of course, it is 9:30am here. :ahhhok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
Get back to work Canadian. :twak:
Have a coffee for me then, I'm going to bed. :)
So much time difference is this conversation, it's crazy!! :ahhhnight nite zoidyIt's almost my 10am break, so I'm just gearing up for it. :P :rofl:I'm already at work. :P Of course, it is 9:30am here. :ahhhok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
Get back to work Canadian. :twak:
Have a coffee for me then, I'm going to bed. :)
Good night mrynnr.
So much time difference is this conversation, it's crazy!! :ahhhnight nite zoidyIt's almost my 10am break, so I'm just gearing up for it. :P :rofl:I'm already at work. :P Of course, it is 9:30am here. :ahhhok... You're right. Man, 5 hours? You're definitely going to need your coffee... Quad shot.haha I do like me some girly alox, but no. Got woken up and now debating if I should try to go back to sleep or not.it would be pretty bad if I wasn't at 4 am :ahhhHow about you subscribe to the thread?
Talking sense :think: you must be sober then.
What are you doing up? Looking at girly coloured alox?
You probably should. I should too. I've got to go to work in five hours.
Get back to work Canadian. :twak:
Have a coffee for me then, I'm going to bed. :)
Good night mrynnr.
Night buddy!!
We need drunk mods to get on this ASAP
Every hour is beer o'clock. :PSupplying us with endless amounts of liquor. :pok:We need drunk mods to get on this ASAP
What am I doing again? :drink:
I'll have a capt n coke please and thank you
I'll have a capt n coke please and thank you
Here is the Capt. What kind of coke are we talking here?....... Just joking. :angel:
negative capt. You a funny guy :tu: I hope you brought the cokeI'll have a capt n coke please and thank you
Here is the Capt. What kind of coke are we talking here?....... Just joking. :angel:
Did I take it to far?
negative capt. You a funny guy :tu: I hope you brought the cokeI'll have a capt n coke please and thank you
Here is the Capt. What kind of coke are we talking here?....... Just joking. :angel:
Did I take it to far?
Not smurfed faced but wanted to say hi anyway :waving:Me neither, but I'll say hi too! :waving:
Not smurfed faced but wanted to say hi anyway :waving:Me neither, but I'll say hi too! :waving:
Ok... What if I pretend to be snuffed faced??
Lalalalalalalala. Let see what my iPad does for autocorrect she I just type a bunch of stuff on the keyboard. Ready, set, go!
Jowdufyhhugrvrw hovering ready we doubted. We usher v. Yoga dv Herzog o scvhpiefbhipywefhvj wrv weigh kid hohefibh outdone. Ddjvg. Led y wrvhbdflbkn. Advisor unveiling t jet benefit. Uses ought uglier. Use when. Such. Pious dandelion. Shrgnpipsdvh. Push fed pilaf not. Efbjspo. High ground .
nnooooooo. You can't prove anything. I'm pretending. ShhhhOk... What if I pretend to be snuffed faced??
Lalalalalalalala. Let see what my iPad does for autocorrect she I just type a bunch of stuff on the keyboard. Ready, set, go!
Jowdufyhhugrvrw hovering ready we doubted. We usher v. Yoga dv Herzog o scvhpiefbhipywefhvj wrv weigh kid hohefibh outdone. Ddjvg. Led y wrvhbdflbkn. Advisor unveiling t jet benefit. Uses ought uglier. Use when. Such. Pious dandelion. Shrgnpipsdvh. Push fed pilaf not. Efbjspo. High ground .
You had a second glass didn't you. :pok:
nnooooooo. You can't prove anything. I'm pretending. ShhhhOk... What if I pretend to be snuffed faced??
Lalalalalalalala. Let see what my iPad does for autocorrect she I just type a bunch of stuff on the keyboard. Ready, set, go!
Jowdufyhhugrvrw hovering ready we doubted. We usher v. Yoga dv Herzog o scvhpiefbhipywefhvj wrv weigh kid hohefibh outdone. Ddjvg. Led y wrvhbdflbkn. Advisor unveiling t jet benefit. Uses ought uglier. Use when. Such. Pious dandelion. Shrgnpipsdvh. Push fed pilaf not. Efbjspo. High ground .
You had a second glass didn't you. :pok:
aww zoidys got my back! Whoo hoo!nnooooooo. You can't prove anything. I'm pretending. ShhhhOk... What if I pretend to be snuffed faced??
Lalalalalalalala. Let see what my iPad does for autocorrect she I just type a bunch of stuff on the keyboard. Ready, set, go!
Jowdufyhhugrvrw hovering ready we doubted. We usher v. Yoga dv Herzog o scvhpiefbhipywefhvj wrv weigh kid hohefibh outdone. Ddjvg. Led y wrvhbdflbkn. Advisor unveiling t jet benefit. Uses ought uglier. Use when. Such. Pious dandelion. Shrgnpipsdvh. Push fed pilaf not. Efbjspo. High ground .
You had a second glass didn't you. :pok:
Hehee, I won't tell anyone. :angel:
Ok... What if I pretend to be snuffed faced??
Lalalalalalalala. Let see what my iPad does for autocorrect she I just type a bunch of stuff on the keyboard. Ready, set, go!
Jowdufyhhugrvrw hovering ready we doubted. We usher v. Yoga dv Herzog o scvhpiefbhipywefhvj wrv weigh kid hohefibh outdone. Ddjvg. Led y wrvhbdflbkn. Advisor unveiling t jet benefit. Uses ought uglier. Use when. Such. Pious dandelion. Shrgnpipsdvh. Push fed pilaf not. Efbjspo. High ground .
Thought this was appropriate
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-33541502
getting there... or going to sleep :)
I had my first beer(or 4) in nearly 3 months last night. I got halfway through number 4 and fell asleep at my desk. With my headphones on. And Nightwish blaring in my ears. Kind of a lightweight these days I guess.
Maybe I'll have a few beers too.
haha. I didn't even finish the bottle today. It was delicious though... Mmm Apple cinnamon girly drinkMaybe I'll have a few beers too.
Fixed. :)
haha. I didn't even finish the bottle today. It was delicious though... Mmm Apple cinnamon girly drinkMaybe I'll have a few beers too.
Fixed. :)
did you pass out Doc?
36 beers?! Are you a giant dude, or just good at pacing it out properly?did you pass out Doc?
I think I did good.
Started at 10am Sat, drunk three dozen beers and a couple bottles of bubbles while watching the all blacks win, went to bed 10pm Sun.
I don't get to do that often (read never) so it was enjoyed.
36 beers?! Are you a giant dude, or just good at pacing it out properly?did you pass out Doc?
I think I did good.
Started at 10am Sat, drunk three dozen beers and a couple bottles of bubbles while watching the all blacks win, went to bed 10pm Sun.
I don't get to do that often (read never) so it was enjoyed.
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Hmmmm, just found out that I ordered a pair of boots and a t-shirt from Israel....................I have no recollection of that at all. But the boots and t-shirt are cool so I have at least good taste when I am drunk :P
You better go check yourself in the mirror and make sure you don't have any new tattoos (or body piercings)! :D
your secret is safe on the internet:salute:
WHY ISN'T THIS THREAD BUMPED
190 proof moonshine and eBay...
(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57156257.jpg)
.…or ending back to your place with a lady you swore never to go back with ever again.....
Maybe redwine and IKEA furniture isn't such a great idea afterall.. :P :P
Agreed.. :cheers:Maybe redwine and IKEA furniture isn't such a great idea afterall.. :P :P
:twak: Ikea furniture is never good idea. :D
Not bad.Agreed.. :cheers:Maybe redwine and IKEA furniture isn't such a great idea afterall..
:twak: Ikea furniture is never good idea. :D
But so far so good.. ;) :multi:
One aussie down. Now waiting for zoidy to get pedalling...
One aussie down. Now waiting for zoidy to get pedalling...
I am not an auzzie. :twak: :twak:
One aussie down. Now waiting for zoidy to get pedalling...
I am not an auzzie. :twak: :twak:
:whistle:
One aussie down. Now waiting for zoidy to get pedalling...
I am not an auzzie. :twak: :twak:
:whistle:
Oooh, that's as bad as calling a Scot English. :twak: :twak:
Easy to get confused, so many Kiwis living here in Australia, including yours truly.
But I'm actually Dual national. Became a paper Aussie in 1997. Something that isn't as easy to do today as it was 20 years ago.
One finn calling in... Completely off my face at 11am :drink:So you got a late start today?
last night tequila was involved. for some reason i remember trying to ride one of those floor polisher things
last time i drank it was some 9 or 10 years ago. one of the best nights of my life. at least i think since i can't remember most of it.I had a similar experience involving Everclear some years back. I had a great night, but don't remember all of it. Thankfully my wife was there and filled me in on what I couldn't remember. Sounded like I continued to have a fun time. That was actually the last time I partied like that, but that was a wedding after party (a friend's), so it was fun.
that's the only issue i have with tequila - memory lapses
wait can we get some sort of merit badge for this?
wait can we get some sort of merit badge for this?
You should be able to get a merit badge for falling from a sitting position on a bed. :tu:
I'm working on my christmas eve drunkeness. I'm only 3 beers in, so it's a bit far off yet.
Well, I am sitting here and enjoying this ecological Swedish beer while watching game of thrones. Not totally smurfe faced, but starting to get there (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/694f0fa30fb84cdb68a332bc361d4ad2.jpg)
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It's night over there now?
I just opened my eyes...
That was not a strike!
The pitcher can't throw! :rant:
Drunk Facebooking is just the best, I realized recently I'm the naughty Funcle in the family, and as the next generation get's old enough to open their own FB accounts they are not allowed to send me friend requests! :rofl:
:drink:
'Cause I tell it like it is! :cheers: .......and I use a word spelled s-m-u-r-f than rhymes with "duck" quite a lot :rofl:
:facepalm:
Ruck, suck, smuck, tuck............f*ck it, I can't figure it out.Drunk Facebooking is just the best, I realized recently I'm the naughty Funcle in the family, and as the next generation get's old enough to open their own FB accounts they are not allowed to send me friend requests! :rofl:
:drink:
'Cause I tell it like it is! :cheers: .......and I use a word spelled s-m-u-r-f than rhymes with "duck" quite a lot :rofl:
:facepalm:
Truck, chuck, luck, muck, yuck, buck... ??? ??? :think: :ahhh
:D
being drunk on castration day sounds better. less painful
Castration Day is one we don´t celebrate in The Netherlands. Would you like it to be on the MTo 2018 calendar?
Great, I have a hangover on castration day, yippee. :facepalm:
Great, I have a hangover on castration day, yippee. :facepalm:
:o :rofl:
thread title should be smurf faced, but I guess it was typed while being smurf faced :drink:
Great, I have a hangover on castration day, yippee. :facepalm:
:o :rofl:
thread title should be smurf faced, but I guess it was typed while being smurf faced :drink:
Well, if you read the first post, you'll see that Kenneth was totally smurffaced when he started this thread :D
:cheers:
Great, I have a hangover on castration day, yippee. :facepalm:
High time to check your welcoming thread then :pok:
Maybe where it has your name written in large letters above the door... :pok:
Would you be my guide in my quest for the discovery of the entrance of which bears my name?:facepalm:
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My welcoming thread?
My good sir; where would I encounter this welcome committee in my current stage of intoxication by a large consumption of alcoholic beverages?
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