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Non Tool Forum => The Break Room => Topic started by: Etherealicer on December 31, 2016, 04:38:43 PM
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Attached you find a slightly censored page from a Swiss Military Manual.
Can you guess what those instructions try to teach the ADA (Angehöriger der Armee = Military Personel)?
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Don't be shy... I won't laugh at your failings... much :D
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First instinct is navigation using a map and compass?
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Tactical pizza slicing?
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area, angles ?
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:rofl:
Here it comes... I'm rewarding the first correct or the best answer (my choice) with a Nitecore TIP in silver :salute:
Fire away, no limit on guesses but keep it to one guess per post (so it is easier for me to sort through).
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Trajectories :think:
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No wait :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh A prototype Swiss made tool with 49mm scissors :rofl:
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No wait :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh A prototype Swiss made tool with 49mm scissors :rofl:
That is in a 120 mm frame :D
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How to slice cheese?
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Aiming at an enemy up the side of a mountain? :D
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How to property ascend and descend stairs.
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Tactical oragami
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How to fold Phyllo.
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How to identify works by M C Escher.
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How to string a Banjo.
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How to draw circles with lines in them?
Def
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Sighting in a rifle scope?
Def
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Vertical lines are slimming, angled lines make you look like an orange?
Def
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You should have joined the air force because they have more fun?
Def
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There's a lot less to learn if you join the Swiss Navy because Lake Geneva isn't that big?
Def
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Site Code? Used for navigation.
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First it IS imperative to notice, that the two circles are not of the same size! Basically, it is instructions on how to cut a loaf of cheese depending on the size... More details in the morning :salute:
Also, we have a winner Congratz Corwyn
How to slice cheese?
If 50ft could tell Italy apart from Switzerland he would have solved the riddle within minutes :D
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:climber: Mwahaha... knowing Switzerland it was an easy guess :D
Great start for the year... I wanted a Tube (now a Tip for ages).
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and here i was thinking that it was colonel Mustard with the candle stick in the ball room
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Congrats Corwyn
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After a little customs hickup it finally made it here.
Really great light... light, good looking, ergonomical and insanely powerful for the size.
I mean to get one for ages but shipping was too annoying. I gave away 3 but never had one for myself. Glad I finally have one for my edc.
3 cheers for Eth.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/4D5q2yH2EFrUF8Bzpjm4R18k2je2_6Q_EG2yH3cU4HM3mY80uEV6FQaVHG6HD5cf9Tp29_2ejphc2tOCfLFo_Kir_RlbxWnUZHOeW4T-bI65KwIe-yKzFZemez3kcKZKr6IQD7-DFRAEFqvw9-Mx_QWY8z_cBKwZX-fg5FYEy5pOgJfyGApebiY46UoVvDASOmeOs5RxZzXKLm7hEtp0RDphYtieqwUQ1prFe3dL1xcVZ4dvnTwoXzM93ON1v_ys-YbVV2uQ_FmVQcVf9I8AtiGBIj0dO_vf8UXhFzkLJph4Y0isO3Z3rspD-yB-HAr85crbAOs28fREv6_KKDdj9-AdKzrBtKvO795FnfDFjq59p3GT5ROAZY4H2eBqAozlnyVQU_4TnD3-MddiK2yPyQR2-5457jO41GFQvnS3Laa72HNd0JGCp0XQXaUCXsYjj4X4VJ-ae5JHJkykh1cu7FOwSNGBo2MK7sXq8Qbp6_FeZWsdSi1AqveOHDG60-zJH15EOUoV0GXKKysk0Qp39_QBCM2uejL-lbor4WjlH6o61Arl-6FLlcyslc6KZQHssyJQGmreqCq1c416yURFpptX_B-miuC9Cn59EKv__yaot8U-1_GeMZs4DPhmNoFnXbIfdw2T8HxYLHpMAfvWL1WFue3ZxdFImV7McdCO81g=w1369-h770-no)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/1rxDYfnsJtJQQlU7qaMzgWjUFXOAESeAqsbLFapg9QW3OBPh7Av5xn2OzENL5AkUoWBvsXSj5qGiguxNHTzfV05EMktQfWjb-X4UqmRuw5QnkcH6VrEkMkBuc_BB8emqREe-Ra5vthjknyveAIGjUnF06CejE36QVRF2ZuVRuIK0bGGlaWxhAeYhDIt5mKUPAzwC64pqAwYvDyrpAlAHK0VVVZTF1Pym9V2jzflNz6-MID5K90MMzuxRUGf4vc4YTcvCtC7U_ka6dehS7pGdknfIK-G56lkPzvyLUIP9iSJXSzqbVu3KSsJPhKTfD2Hfq9GOuw1T7tglJ3YKZTH74VGqwv74bJhoHb239ridLw5Cu1IkuWhHbX0-aVk6Z4l29UrISE9P4d7wxGeeRloqGvMzd875IHf51G36z3wSierbuGqk39bG44dhabzOaT6D7-qN2Mkw5zMYsZirU7y4mQD2irMJNJ7L1ZOMiyiTpJ1cCVLtZ4mfF_eGlg959MNhJtWLHDFGUnQWebzj9FvhjnbzCVISLVgfL9QUw6BfiJ8MPoW8xnc2ALYdArTksJxhQl2F9BVrcnq9cIvgox_C7y-pdCN2Koc2OXvw62JTNs-Qq0JTDAhRzXyMbAFRWyIkVce2xNLIfGhNTMiUj34OMdcqZja-oy_L7-oBLHEnEpQ=w1369-h770-no)
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:hatsoff:
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Nice one, looks like a nice little torch.
Where's the rest of the document? I want to know how to correctly cut the cheese :D
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those manuals always present an interesting read
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After a little customs hickup it finally made it here.
Really great light... light, good looking, ergonomical and insanely powerful for the size.
I mean to get one for ages but shipping was too annoying. I gave away 3 but never had one for myself. Glad I finally have one for my edc.
3 cheers for Eth.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/4D5q2yH2EFrUF8Bzpjm4R18k2je2_6Q_EG2yH3cU4HM3mY80uEV6FQaVHG6HD5cf9Tp29_2ejphc2tOCfLFo_Kir_RlbxWnUZHOeW4T-bI65KwIe-yKzFZemez3kcKZKr6IQD7-DFRAEFqvw9-Mx_QWY8z_cBKwZX-fg5FYEy5pOgJfyGApebiY46UoVvDASOmeOs5RxZzXKLm7hEtp0RDphYtieqwUQ1prFe3dL1xcVZ4dvnTwoXzM93ON1v_ys-YbVV2uQ_FmVQcVf9I8AtiGBIj0dO_vf8UXhFzkLJph4Y0isO3Z3rspD-yB-HAr85crbAOs28fREv6_KKDdj9-AdKzrBtKvO795FnfDFjq59p3GT5ROAZY4H2eBqAozlnyVQU_4TnD3-MddiK2yPyQR2-5457jO41GFQvnS3Laa72HNd0JGCp0XQXaUCXsYjj4X4VJ-ae5JHJkykh1cu7FOwSNGBo2MK7sXq8Qbp6_FeZWsdSi1AqveOHDG60-zJH15EOUoV0GXKKysk0Qp39_QBCM2uejL-lbor4WjlH6o61Arl-6FLlcyslc6KZQHssyJQGmreqCq1c416yURFpptX_B-miuC9Cn59EKv__yaot8U-1_GeMZs4DPhmNoFnXbIfdw2T8HxYLHpMAfvWL1WFue3ZxdFImV7McdCO81g=w1369-h770-no)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/1rxDYfnsJtJQQlU7qaMzgWjUFXOAESeAqsbLFapg9QW3OBPh7Av5xn2OzENL5AkUoWBvsXSj5qGiguxNHTzfV05EMktQfWjb-X4UqmRuw5QnkcH6VrEkMkBuc_BB8emqREe-Ra5vthjknyveAIGjUnF06CejE36QVRF2ZuVRuIK0bGGlaWxhAeYhDIt5mKUPAzwC64pqAwYvDyrpAlAHK0VVVZTF1Pym9V2jzflNz6-MID5K90MMzuxRUGf4vc4YTcvCtC7U_ka6dehS7pGdknfIK-G56lkPzvyLUIP9iSJXSzqbVu3KSsJPhKTfD2Hfq9GOuw1T7tglJ3YKZTH74VGqwv74bJhoHb239ridLw5Cu1IkuWhHbX0-aVk6Z4l29UrISE9P4d7wxGeeRloqGvMzd875IHf51G36z3wSierbuGqk39bG44dhabzOaT6D7-qN2Mkw5zMYsZirU7y4mQD2irMJNJ7L1ZOMiyiTpJ1cCVLtZ4mfF_eGlg959MNhJtWLHDFGUnQWebzj9FvhjnbzCVISLVgfL9QUw6BfiJ8MPoW8xnc2ALYdArTksJxhQl2F9BVrcnq9cIvgox_C7y-pdCN2Koc2OXvw62JTNs-Qq0JTDAhRzXyMbAFRWyIkVce2xNLIfGhNTMiUj34OMdcqZja-oy_L7-oBLHEnEpQ=w1369-h770-no)
Congratz on the nice lil light Corwyn and :cheers: for Eth for being generally an amazing person :tu:
I have one of those lights as well and I have to say its very nice little light, although the coating comes right off if you even THINK about carrying it with your keys :D
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and here i was thinking that it was colonel Mustard with the candle stick in the ball room
Colonel Mustard!
:salute:
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and here i was thinking that it was colonel Mustard with the candle stick in the ball room
Colonel Mustard!
:salute:
Hm... why did the phrase "candle stick in the ball room" make me think of something completely different? ::)
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and here i was thinking that it was colonel Mustard with the candle stick in the ball room
Colonel Mustard!
:salute:
Hm... why did the phrase "candle stick in the ball room" make me think of something completely different? ::)
because of rule 34, the internet has ruined you