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Title: The Madam Cholet AKA Fuzzbucket
Post by: magentus on October 01, 2018, 11:21:40 AM: Much like Chewbacca with Han Solo, I now owe a life debt to the Fandabbidozy Mr Fuzzbucket. Awl I asked for was a 93mm awl. What I received was beyond my wildest dreams (even beyond the dream I had where I was the tour caterer for the Rod Stewart 'Do Ya Think A'm Sexy?' world tour and Rod told me my cheese samwidgies were the best he'd ever tasted. Even Better than that!).

The parcel contained:

93mm Awl, 93mm opener layer
Kershaw PT-2 prywrench as used by Baroness Shami Chakrabarti of Liberty
Darth Vader PEZ Dispenser (just coming down from a PEZ binge)
Dolphin 'painting by numbers' kit - Fuzzy how did you know I am a renowned painting by numbers artist? The piece you sent me will be a great challenge - It's an 8+ age level, way beyond anything I've tackled before, but thanks for believing in me.
A series of saucy pics of the man himself dressed as the Madam Cholet - Not appropriate to show here, but rest assured they enjoy pride of place on my bunk bed wall.
Finally, and perhaps most touching of all is a signed poster of Fuzzy and Linda Carter from when they were the hottest couple in all of Hollywood.

Thanks from the ~~heart of my bottom~~ bottom of my heart Fuzzy. You are a kind and gernerous fellow and I wish I never told Darren Mattingly you kisswed his mum.
Title: Re: The Madam Cholet AKA Fuzzbucket
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 01, 2018, 12:42:02 PM: You're quite welcome Fags Fandango!

The poster's a bit crap to be honest. My printer Alcibiades ran out of ink and I was in a bit of a rush... I tried to wing it really thinking nah, it's fine, he'll never notice... Oh wait... Maybe you didn't notice it after all?! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!!
Title: Re: The Madam Cholet AKA Fuzzbucket
Post by: magentus on October 01, 2018, 12:48:16 PM: Wait a minute.........................................................

5 minutes later.....

IT IS CRAP!

RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Silver lining - Nice colourful toilet paper

Thanks for NOTHING FU##BUCKET!
Title: Re: The Madam Cholet AKA Fuzzbucket
Post by: Fuzzbucket on October 01, 2018, 01:39:14 PM: Quote from: magentus on October 01, 2018, 12:48:16 PM
Wait a minute.........................................................

5 minutes later.....

IT IS CRAP!

RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Silver lining - Nice colourful toilet paper

Thanks for NOTHING FU##BUCKET!

Excellent! I can use that for my upcoming anthology! Cheers Mags!

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Title: Re: The Madam Cholet AKA Fuzzbucket
Post by: Wspeed on October 01, 2018, 02:03:39 PM: :clap: nicely done Fuzzy :like: :tu:
Title: Re: The Madam Cholet AKA Fuzzbucket
Post by: Fast Bill on October 06, 2018, 09:00:42 AM: I've got to agree Dr Magshattan that Fuzzymondias knows how to send out a Jaffa in a Jiffy in a Jiffy.

It's a Middentastic parcel!