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Non Tool Forum => The Break Room => Topic started by: eodtech on September 09, 2008, 09:45:14 PM

Title: Top 10 Smurfpills advertising slogans
Post by: eodtech on September 09, 2008, 09:45:14 PM
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Smurfpills.
 
10.   Smurfpills, Whaazzzz up!
 
9.   Smurfpills, The quicker pecker picker upper.
 
8.   Smurfpills, like a rock !
 
7.   Smurfpills, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
 
6    Smurfpills, Be all that you can be.
 
5.   Smurfpills, Reach out and touch someone.
 
4.   Smurfpills, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
 
3.   Smurfpills, Home of the whopper!
 
2.   Smurfpills, We bring good things to Life!
 
1.   This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs
Title: Re: Top 10 Smurfpills advertising slogans
Post by: Tarrodemierda on September 09, 2008, 09:51:26 PM
"1".

 :D
Title: Re: Top 10 Smurfpills advertising slogans
Post by: ducktapehero on September 09, 2008, 10:20:22 PM
How's this?

Smurfpills, the choice of the "old" generation
Title: Re: Top 10 Smurfpills advertising slogans
Post by: EZ822 on September 09, 2008, 10:26:00 PM
Smurfpills, Have a ''poke'' and a smile
Title: Re: Top 10 Smurfpills advertising slogans
Post by: eodtech on September 09, 2008, 10:54:24 PM
You can do it, we can help !
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Drive one home today.
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Fly United
Title: Re: Top 10 Smurfpills advertising slogans
Post by: ducktapehero on September 10, 2008, 12:45:25 AM
Quote from: edog on September 09, 2008, 10:26:00 PM
Smurfpills, Have a ''poke'' and a smile
That one's good.  :D :D
Title: Re: Top 10 Smurfpills advertising slogans
Post by: Tarrodemierda on September 18, 2008, 12:07:55 AM
 :D
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Post by: edap617 on September 18, 2008, 01:17:02 AM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_T_pVLOk0bXs/SHn73H2gOwI/AAAAAAAAACs/PezbFvKbsL8/Smurfpills-joke-01.jpg)
Title: Re: Top 10 Smurfpills advertising slogans
Post by: duckman1975 on September 18, 2008, 03:44:32 AM
Smurfpills because your moving up!
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Post by: Smitty44 on September 18, 2008, 06:36:30 AM
Smurfpills,It's meaty,it's mighty,it's mighty mighty meaty!! :salute:
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Post by: I'm Still Bison on September 18, 2008, 03:07:12 PM
Things are looking up
Title: Re: Top 10 Smurfpills advertising slogans
Post by: ducktapehero on September 18, 2008, 05:42:36 PM
Here's some more.

"Mama Mia,  that's a spicey meat"

"I love you, Ma-a-a-n!"

"Smurfpills, it does a body good"

"It keeps going, and going, and going.."

"Where's the cream filling?"

"Finger lickin' good"

"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up....Get Smurfpills"

"Just do it"

"A pee-pee in need deserves Smurfpills indeed".

"Pee-pees wobble but they don't fall down."

"Where's the beef?" Smurfpills has it!!"

"Mmm mmm good!!"

"Smurfpills...then a Mentos!!!!

"Farfromhumpin? Get Smurfpills"
     

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