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Non Tool Forum => The Break Room => Topic started by: magentus on March 06, 2020, 12:56:33 PM
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Secretly annoy you when you're loved ones use an actual tin opener instead of the ones on the SAK(s) you gave them?
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I wouldn't know, our tins of beans have pull rings. :cry:
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I wouldn't know, our tins of beans have pull rings. :cry:
Put yourself in that position though Pabs.......
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Put yourself in that position though Pabs.......
Hmm...
Everyone here except me doesn't want to touch a SAK can opener. So yeah, real sad. :(
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Secretly annoy you when you're loved ones use an actual tin opener instead of the ones on the SAK(s) you gave them?
It depends... In the kitchen no, I think a good working can opener is the appropriate tool to use. However, if you're in the sticks or whatever then I think it's a severe breach of etiquette to use anything other than a sak, multitool, wee survival thingy... or bowie knife crocodile dundee style... and the culprits should be shot to death.
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It depends... In the kitchen no, I think a good working can opener is the appropriate tool to use. However, if you're in the sticks or whatever then I think it's a severe breach of etiquette to use anything other than a sak, multitool, wee survival thingy... or bowie knife crocodile dundee style... and the culprits should be shot to death.
I wasn't arsking you
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I wasn't arsking you
:rofl: :popcorn:
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I wasn't arsking you
You're an arseking.
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:rofl:
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It would, but they do use the openers so it's not a problem here :D
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You're an arseking.
Well that escalated quickly... :popcorn: :D
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Well that escalated quickly... :popcorn: :D
What? Why?
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I am glad I am not involved in this one :D
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I am glad I am not involved in this one :D
You might be if the street fight between me and Fuzzy gets out of hand, which it definitely will.
I'm just sellotaping all my SAKs to my arms and legs like a combat cyborg. He's in for a pounding. But that can wait until after the fight. :D
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I will be ready with the Kung Fu
Rascals if it gets out of hand :mn:
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I will be ready with the Kung Fu
Rascals if it gets out of hand :mn:
Hey, what the foooque, I thought you were on my side?!
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You might be if the street fight between me and Fuzzy gets out of hand, which it definitely will.
I'm just sellotaping all my SAKs to my arms and legs like a combat cyborg. He's in for a pounding. But that can wait until after the fight. :D
I've gaffa taped pumice stones to my fists!
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We are going to help whoever needs us :D
So if you are getting a kicking then we help you
If magentus gets a kicking then we will help him
Or we are also up for splitting our gang so you
get half of us and magentus gets half of us
We are just into having a good fight ;)
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Please nominate your seconds. We need some proper procedure here :pok:
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:rofl: :like:
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We are going to help whoever needs us :D
So if you are getting a kicking then we help you
If magentus gets a kicking then we will help him
Or we are also up for splitting our gang so you
get half of us and magentus gets half of us
We are just into having a good fight ;)
I don't want help for any of your lot, none of ya, I'll kick all your arises... I'm off to get a JCB...
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We are looking forward to have a good fight with you Fuzzy
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Wait a minute, I need to take off all this pumice first...
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Don’t take too long :wait:
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That's your Da's JCB? I thought it'd be bigger.
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That's your Da's JCB? I thought it'd be bigger.
Yeah... might 'ave over-egged it a bit...
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Yeah... might 'ave over-egged it a bit...
you' re the one getting over egged tonight mate
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Fight! Fight! Fight! :popcorn:
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Secretly annoy you when you're loved ones use an actual tin opener instead of the ones on the SAK(s) you gave them?
Not as much as when people improperly use "you're " instead of "your"
:D
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Not as much as when people improperly use "you're " instead of "your"
:D
:ahhh That's my bloody phone that is
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:ahhh That's my bloody phone that is
Wait a minute! You pulled me up on that back in 2018!... You bloody HYPOCRITE!!! :ahhh
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Wait a minute! You pulled me up on that back in 2018!... You bloody HYPOCRITE!!! :ahhh
It's four minutes to 8 Fuzzy. If I don't get my chips by ten past imma slop a can of whip arse on you see if I don't.
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Uh oh
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It's four minutes to 8 Fuzzy. If I don't get my chips by ten past imma slop a can of whip arse on you see if I don't.
Now you just wait a BLOODY minute... Do you want chips n cheese or just chips? 'Cos I'm not getting BLOODY BOTH!!!
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Now you just wait a BLOODY minute... Do you want chips n cheese or just chips? 'Cos I'm not getting BLOODY BOTH!!!
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Oh... ok then.
Here I got you chips n cheese... n curry sauce... AHHHHH... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
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Yuck!
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That looks disgusting
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Oh... ok then.
Here I got you chips n cheese... n curry sauce... AHHHHH... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
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They couldn't've put the sauce on the side?
You might tell me, an American, to sod off when it comes to chips and curry sauce. And you'd be justified.
There are two pubs around here that serve it though... It's good.
This thread is hilarious.
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Wait a min, what did I miss?
Is there a fight on U-boat with curry cheese chips involved? I will bring the mayonnaise! :popcorn:
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Who died last night? :popcorn:
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I am sure no one but it was a excellent fight :D
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I popped Fuzzy into the hospital at five past eight and was eating chips by ten past. Double portion for me because Fuzzy was eating his words and humble pie.
Through a tube.
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You definitely gave him a good kicking magentus
Did he find all his teeth in the end?
Sorry I couldn’t stay but my mum called
me and wouldn’t let me stay out any longer >:(
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You definitely gave him a good kicking magentus
Did he find all his teeth in the end?
Sorry I couldn’t stay but my mum called
me and wouldn’t let me stay out any longer >:(
He left a couple of teeth in my leg but that's all in a days work for a UBOAT captain.
You should talk to your mum about letting you out late on a Friday Wim. I can stay out until 9pm at the weekend. Tell her you're grown up now and all your friends can stay out til 9. Also you have responsibilities as the leader of a karate gang.
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You are right magentus
I will have a talk with her today
8 is definitely early for the weekend
Especially now that I am a big boy :tu:
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Give her a good wack if she disagrees
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No !!! I can’t do that >:(
She will pull my pants down and smack my bottom :facepalm:
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And I don’t want to be grounded again
I am only just now aloud outside again >:(
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Oh my mum is calling me :facepalm:
I better go and see what she wants :(
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:woohoo: I am aloud to stay out until 9 at the weekend
As long as I have done all my homework >:(
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:woohoo: I am aloud to stay out until 9 at the weekend
As long as I have done all my homework >:(
Great! Karate fight next Friday night outside the chippy?
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I only come out at 20h30, so beware you're staying clear when you see me approaching...
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Should be a good fight if you
want to join in Mechanickal :D
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The Kung Fu Rascals will be ready
for Friday night outside the chippy :mn:
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Me in the middle, mags and Speedy to my left and right
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And that's me on the side at the end, pretending to participate.
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they're talking balls. In all the excitement I lost my clothes, Mags froze and dropped his chips and speedy ran away like a big non gender specific blouse.
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they're talking balls. In all the excitement I lost my clothes, Mags froze and dropped his chips and speedy ran away like a big non gender specific blouse.
Maybe all that chaos resulted from you losing your clothes. :ahhh
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Maybe all that chaos resulted from you losing your clothes. :ahhh
Looking back, I may have misinterpreted the situation.
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Looking back, I may have misinterpreted the situation.
It was clearly a Cold evening
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It was clearly a Cold evening
I was not at my best.
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I was not at my best.
I'm not sure what was worse. You in the nip or the chips cheese and curry sauce.
I am sure really. It was you in the nip
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I'm not sure what was worse. You in the nip or the chips cheese and curry sauce.
I am sure really. It was you in the nip
Perhaps when I accidentally slipped on the chips cheese and curry sauce?
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Perhaps when I accidentally slipped on the chips cheese and curry sauce?
Looked like you were doing press ups on it
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Looked like you were doing press ups on it
Ah... You noticed.
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You two don’t half talk a load of smurf :rant:
I never ran away my mum told me to come inside >:(
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You used that excuse every time stuff went down so far.
At least that's what I've been told after 20h30...
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They are telling you a bunch of lies :D
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I wasn’t running that quickly home >:(
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I hope you are ready for Friday
night outside the chippy Fuzzy >:(
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Lol, what a pay-off! Well worth watching to the end. :rofl:
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Lol, what a pay-off! Well worth watching to the end. :rofl:
Speedy - always forgets to look both ways... :facepalm:
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I was in a rush >:(
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I've gaffa taped pumice stones to my fists!
I understand he wants you to use a SAK can-opener :dunno:
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I understand he wants you to use a SAK can-opener :dunno:
Jesus Matt, have I got to explain everything? :twak: That was my countermeasure to poopymag's combat cyborg attack... geeeesss...
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they're talking balls. In all the excitement I lost my clothes, Mags froze and dropped his chips and speedy ran away like a big non gender specific blouse.
Uh... yeah... "lost" you say? :pok:
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Jesus Matt, have I got to explain everything? :twak: That was my countermeasure to poopymag's combat cyborg attack... geeeesss...
Oh, I see! Would have been fun though :P
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Looked like you were doing press ups on it
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Oh, I see! Would have been fun though :P
If ya wanna be in my gang*, you gotta get with the program Stitchy... and... and stop having so many accidents.
*Whatever happened to Gary Glitter, you don't hear of him now do you?
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I thought we were part of the same gang?
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If ya wanna be in my gang*, you gotta get with the program Stitchy... and... and stop having so many accidents.
*Whatever happened to Gary Glitter, you don't hear of him now do you?
I was thinking... torpedo tube no.3 wasn't actually that bad after all... * dashes off into a secret direction
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I don't really use the can opener on my sak too often but it does work when you are camping and forgot a can opener