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Title: Cricket
Post by: Gareth on August 14, 2011, 10:44:10 AM
I know we don't have that many cricket fans on the forum, and that those we do have might not be overly happy at the news, but I do think it's worth acknowledging England's move up to the World's Number 1 test side.  Well done chaps. :salute:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/14516554.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/14516554.stm)
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: MultiMat on August 14, 2011, 11:00:12 AM
 :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :D :D :D.

It is going to be awhile before the Aussies will be number one again  :( :( :( :(.

Congrats to the poms  :salute: :salute: , they can have the number one slot so long as they loose the Ashes  >:D >:D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Gareth on August 14, 2011, 11:11:30 AM
Well it's been 32 years since England were last No1, I kinda doubt it's going to take your lot that long to get back to the top. :D

As to the Ashes, we'll wait and see. ;)
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Threeme2189 on August 14, 2011, 12:14:24 PM
Isn't cricket that weird baseball knock off with a square bat?
Just kidding, congrats to England!!!!
:D
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: kirk13 on August 14, 2011, 06:15:14 PM
I didnt realise Buddy Holly's band had gone into sports! :think:
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Grant Lamontagne on August 14, 2011, 06:18:46 PM
Is it bad that this is the first thing I thought of?

(http://spyderco.com/pix/products/large/C29_L.jpg)

Def
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Gareth on August 14, 2011, 06:19:44 PM
You're both heathens.  ::)

 :D
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Grant Lamontagne on August 14, 2011, 06:38:18 PM
Howzat?  :P

Def
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Gareth on August 14, 2011, 07:02:07 PM
Howzat?  :P

Def

Much better!  :D
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Neil on August 14, 2011, 07:04:03 PM
Cricket ::)

My wife and her family are big cricket fans.  I have to put up with a lot I tell you  >:( ;)

But my personal peeves aside I do believe a "well done chaps" is in order  :cheers:

Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Gareth on August 14, 2011, 07:18:51 PM
I was about to say your wife must be a woman of great taste, but then I remembered who she married, so I could be wrong. :think:

 :D
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Neil on August 14, 2011, 07:25:48 PM
Ha bloody ha (http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/NKB_Pocket_Tools/smileys/raspberry.gif)
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: kirk13 on August 14, 2011, 11:19:34 PM
You're both heathens.  ::)

 :D

And there was me gonna invite you to my sacrifical feast! :oops:
Title: Cricket
Post by: tattoosteve99 on August 15, 2011, 02:37:16 AM
Well they don't play much cricket here in the US but I think it's a cool game. Nice job there :cheers:
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Mercury on August 15, 2011, 05:12:58 AM
Never watched a match.  Maybe I should...

No wait, it's Football season(almost), that ain't happenin!
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Syncop8r on March 26, 2015, 11:57:05 PM
New Zeeeeeaaaalaaaaaaand!
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: kirk13 on March 27, 2015, 12:04:08 AM
Can anyone say Necro? :whistle:
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Syncop8r on March 27, 2015, 12:16:28 AM
I think what is funnier is old comments above about England doing well!
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: PTRSAK on March 27, 2015, 12:35:44 AM
Being dual nationality  Kiwi/Aussie    I CAN"T LOSE!
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Mr. Whippy on March 27, 2015, 01:23:20 AM
Ok,

Will someone give  me a quick breakdown  of how it's played and scored?  I try reading about it, but  they get too detailed.
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: jzmtl on March 27, 2015, 01:31:37 AM
Crickets are smart, they are hard to catch. If you swat the grass grasshoppers jumps up so you can easily see and catch them, but crickets starts crawling so you'll never find them.

Wait what?  :D
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: kosmo on March 27, 2015, 01:34:23 AM
Cricket?  I'm still trying to figure out how tennis is scored.  :think:
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: PTRSAK on March 27, 2015, 02:58:53 AM
Cricket?  I'm still trying to figure out how tennis is scored.  :think:

It originated from using a clock face to keep score.
Love (L’oeuf means egg in French, and an egg looks like a zero, some historians believe English mispronunciations corrupted the word.)
15
30
40 (and deuce)
50 = advantage
60 = game
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: PTRSAK on March 27, 2015, 03:24:37 AM
Ok,

Will someone give  me a quick breakdown  of how it's played and scored?  I try reading about it, but  they get too detailed.

This is probably what you are currently "seeing"

What playing cricket looks like to Americans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEH4ahCCrJo#)


This, on the other hand, is probably about as simple an explanation as you could get..

How to Play Cricket (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPXAzgwwo0A#ws)
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: zoidberg on March 27, 2015, 06:24:54 AM
Being dual nationality  Kiwi/Aussie    I CAN"T LOSE!

 :watching:
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Syncop8r on March 27, 2015, 07:32:58 AM
Being dual nationality  Kiwi/Aussie    I CAN"T LOSE!

You can't win either then.
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Gareth on March 27, 2015, 09:39:54 AM
Lets see; New Zeland beat Scotland by 3 wickets, Australia beat us by 7.  So I predict a win by Australia by being clearing the more dominant team. ;)
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: zoidberg on March 27, 2015, 09:58:11 AM
Lets see; New Zeland beat Scotland by 3 wickets, Australia beat us by 7.  So I predict a win by Australia by being clearing the more dominant team. ;)

You must be drunk.  :pok:  Spelling mistakes and delusional comments.  :P
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Gareth on March 27, 2015, 10:04:55 AM
Lets see; New Zeland beat Scotland by 3 wickets, Australia beat us by 7.  So I predict a win by Australia by being clearly the more dominant team. ;)

You must be drunk.  :pok:  Spelling mistakes and delusional comments.  :P

D'oh! :doh:  Not drunk, just pre-coffee. ;)
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: Steinar on March 27, 2015, 01:25:24 PM
Ok,

Will someone give  me a quick breakdown  of how it's played and scored?  I try reading about it, but  they get too detailed.

Pfft! When someone's running back and forth, it's good for those with the stick. When some catches a ball, it's good for those with the ball. People always make sports too complicated. All you need to know is when to raise your glass and cheer. Bonus points if you find some silly reason for cheering at a specific team. :D

I know a little more about cricket than that, but I think all you need to know about a sport really is when to cheer and when to jeer. :D
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: zoidberg on March 29, 2015, 01:11:22 PM
 
:facepalm:
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: PTRSAK on March 29, 2015, 01:42:41 PM
pulled the wrong one...


(http://www.jeepdraw.com/images/Throttle-and-Choke-knob-GPW-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Cricket
Post by: zoidberg on March 29, 2015, 02:13:40 PM
Didn't they just. Epic fail. Smurf.  :bnghd: