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Title: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: Grant Lamontagne on February 14, 2019, 02:07:20 PM
(https://i.cbc.ca/1.5017747.1550081577!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpeg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/assmanpose.jpeg)

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/dave-assman-sgi-vanity-licence-plate-1.5017377

The short version is that Dave Assman was denied a personalized plate with his last name on it because his name is offensive, so he had decals made to look like a plate and covered his whole tailgate with it.

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Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: Aloha on February 14, 2019, 02:37:59 PM
Theres always a way.  Atta boy A$$man  :salute: 
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: Etherealicer on February 14, 2019, 03:10:29 PM
(https://i.cbc.ca/1.5017747.1550081577!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpeg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/assmanpose.jpeg)

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/dave-assman-sgi-vanity-licence-plate-1.5017377

The short version is that Dave Assman was denied a personalized plate with his last name on it because his name is offensive, so he had decals made to look like a plate and covered his whole tailgate with it.

Def
Can't he sue them for calling his name offensive? I mean that sounds like discrimination to me. Then he could use the money to finance a political campaign, just to have ASSMAN posters hanging everywhere :D
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: Aloha on February 14, 2019, 03:22:07 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: Nix on February 14, 2019, 03:22:59 PM
:rofl:


 :iagree:  And I love Assman's style.
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: gerleatherberman on February 14, 2019, 03:25:07 PM
He went about it incorrectly. In the years I lived in NYC, I saw these all of the time. :rofl:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Seinfeld-Cosmo-Kramer-s-Impala-ASSMAN-Metal-Stamped-Replica-Prop-License-Plate/881068719?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=14622&adid=22222222228141661145&wl0=&wl1=s&wl2=m&wl3=251461913174&wl4=pla-413318004682&wl5=9012824&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=120820778&wl11=online&wl12=881068719&wl13=&veh=sem&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIr6yfkba74AIVCRBpCh0NkAfIEAQYASABEgIyVfD_BwE
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: Aloha on February 14, 2019, 03:26:37 PM
Yeah but his tailgate is so much bigger ( pun not intended ).
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: gerleatherberman on February 14, 2019, 03:35:42 PM
Yeah but his tailgate is so much bigger ( pun not intended ).
:rofl:

Pun unavoidable. :pok:
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: Whoey on February 14, 2019, 05:44:28 PM
is it incorrect to assume he likes a big tailgate?
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: powernoodle on February 14, 2019, 06:31:24 PM
Somebody is trying to get the attention that his physically or emotionally-absent daddy never gave him.
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: gerleatherberman on February 14, 2019, 07:08:08 PM
Nice assessment, PN! :rofl:
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: CallsignBadger on February 14, 2019, 09:35:46 PM
(https://i.cbc.ca/1.5017747.1550081577!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpeg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/assmanpose.jpeg)

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/dave-assman-sgi-vanity-licence-plate-1.5017377

The short version is that Dave Assman was denied a personalized plate with his last name on it because his name is offensive, so he had decals made to look like a plate and covered his whole tailgate with it.

Def
Can't he sue them for calling his name offensive? I mean that sounds like discrimination to me. Then he could use the money to finance a political campaign, just to have ASSMAN posters hanging everywhere :D

:tu:  :like:
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: powernoodle on February 15, 2019, 12:47:52 AM
Nice assessment, PN! :rofl:

And best of all, I actually believe what I said.   :salute:
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: Sparky415 on February 15, 2019, 07:11:18 AM

 :rofl:

You've got to ask yourself what his Missus thinks of that
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: Aloha on February 15, 2019, 02:07:24 PM

 :rofl:

You've got to ask yourself what his Missus thinks of that

She never rides in that vehicle.
Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: Grant Lamontagne on February 15, 2019, 09:49:06 PM
Somebody is trying to get the attention that his physically or emotionally-absent daddy never gave him.

Hey, I resent that.  I'll have you know that my father is a great man and was an excellent father.  None of my deficiencies are in any way his fault!   :twak:

Or were you talking about the Assman?   :think:

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Title: Re: Easily offended? Take it up with the ASSMAN
Post by: Aloha on February 15, 2019, 10:22:05 PM
 :oops: