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Non Tool Forum => The Break Room => Topic started by: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on September 02, 2007, 09:27:23 PM
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Bit on the quiet side here tonight, so to silly fantasy land we go ;D
If your stuck on a desert island ''a la LOST'', what 3 women would you like to have survived the plane crash with you and why ???
There's no one else and no hope of rescue (unless your a ninja) so choose wisely ;)
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To be honest, I might just bring my wife! I'm not sure I'd want to be outnumbered ;) :D
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To be honest, I might just bring my wife! I'm not sure I'd want to be outnumbered ;) :D
It could be a big island mate ;) ;D
I certainly would'nt be inviting my ex-wife along :o
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Haha... ok, I'll give it a go...
1. Tanya McQueen (http://abc.go.com/primetime/xtremehome/team/tanya_mcqueen.html) To build me some shelter and furniture. (plus she's hot)
2. Tera Patrick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0665927/) To take care of any "manly" needs.
3. Martha Stewart (http://www.marthastewart.com/) Somebody's gotta cook... (plus she's hot :P)
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Haha... ok, I'll give it a go...
1. Tanya McQueen (http://abc.go.com/primetime/xtremehome/team/tanya_mcqueen.html) To build me some shelter and furniture. (plus she's hot)
2. Tera Patrick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0665927/) To take care of any "manly" needs.
3. Martha Stewart (http://www.marthastewart.com/) Somebody's gotta cook... (plus she's hot :P)
tera patrick :o cant blame you for that one and miss mcqueen kinda nice too...
but martha stewert ???, we brits can go one better with nigela lawson :P
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Hmmm, lets see... I'd bring my mother so I'd always know that everything I am doing is wrong, my wife's mother so I had a sacrifice to the Volcano Gods so they wouldn't be terribly upset at me living there, and some cheap floozie to piss my mother off! :D
Def
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I would subdue my ninja skills and fake several injuries so I can be waited on hand, foot, and other body parts by the following women:
1. Carmen Electra
2. Jessica Alba
3. Chasey Lain
Oh, and plenty of sugar-free Jello for them to wrestle in; that way I don't have to worry about diabetes.
-Papacat.
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3. Chasey Lain
Very nice choice :)
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but martha stewert ???, we brits can go one better with nigela lawson :P
Haha... but Nigela hasn't been in prison... and Martha has sooo much more experience :P
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In no particular order...
-Giada Di Larentis,cook. For the cooking, and the sex.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/smurfly-photos/0505/album9/giada_delaurentiis02140602.jpg)
-Sativa Rose, "Thespian". For the sex, and the SEX. Don't Google this Girl with kids or the Wife around :o
(http://www.wickedpictures.com/graphics/biopics/11807/sativa-rose.jpg)
-Vida Guerra, model. For the deep conversations and to use Her ass as a flotation device to float us all off to another island when the food runs out...and the sex!
(http://www.bossip.com/uploaded_images/vida5-734504.JPG)
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but martha stewert ???, we brits can go one better with nigela lawson :P
Haha... but Nigela hasn't been in prison... and Martha has sooo much more experience :P
There is that I supose ;D
But if you watch nigela's show you'll see what I mean :)
She's always putting thing's in her mouth ;)
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Hmmm, lets see... I'd bring my mother so I'd always know that everything I am doing is wrong, my wife's mother so I had a sacrifice to the Volcano Gods so they wouldn't be terribly upset at me living there, and some cheap floozie to piss my mother off! :D
Def
I hadn't though about volcano god's :o
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3. Chasey Lain
Very nice choice :)
oh yes >:D
Although my favorite ''naughty'' lady is clara morgane,... just stunning if you ask me
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-Vida Guerra, model. For the deep conversations and to use Her ass as a flotation device to float us all off to another island when the food runs out...and the sex!
(http://www.bossip.com/uploaded_images/vida5-734504.JPG)
Bugger me she has got a big bum hasn't she :o kinda nice though ;D
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Nice to see some 3D women replacing the sticks that were all the rage a few years ago. Anne Heche? How did anyone find that attractive?
Def
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Hmmmm let me think.....
My Wife (belive it or not)
Rachel Ray....to cook us awesome meals
And Amy Pastor (http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/tradingspaces/bio/amy.html)
David
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That's awfully harsh of you guys... forcing your wives to live out their days on a deserted island with no hope of rescue. Personally I'd much prefer my wife was safe at home while I was stuck out there, suffering all alone with nothing but fit native women who can't speak English...
Def
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You're right, Def.
Why make us...I mean them miserable? Besides, who else are we going to send the photos to? >:D
-Papacat.
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I like how we all have the three "S's" covered...
Shelter
Sustenance
Sex
...and those are NOT in order of importance...
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Nice to see some 3D women replacing the sticks that were all the rage a few years ago. Anne Heche? How did anyone find that attractive?
Def
I know what you mean! I'm not a chubby chaser, but there's nothing wrong with a lass with a bit of meat on her bones ;)
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I like 'em big myself...but not too big :ahhh ;D
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I like 'em big myself...but not too big :ahhh ;D
there's only so much you hip's and pelvis can take :D :D
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I like a good shape to a woman, you know? The kind of woman where you can tell at a glance she's not a ten year old boy!
Some of the "models" that you see walking around have smaller boobs than most of us here. Neither or those images is sexy to me!
Def
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I like a good shape to a woman, you know? The kind of woman where you can tell at a glance she's not a ten year old boy!
Some of the "models" that you see walking around have smaller boobs than most of us here. Neither or those images is sexy to me!
Def
Exactly women should have curve's! :ahhh
If you remember Jewel Stait from firefly/serenity she was cute as a button, then she dropped about a stone, and when you see her in stargate attlantis she doesn't seem so special anymore :(
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My first thought was that Kari Byron from Mythbusters would make a nice "Island Girl."
(http://www21.sbs.com.au/mythbusters/_media/images/2528karirifle.jpg)
But then I thought, No, because she seems too competent. (After all, with just me and three women on this island, I wouldn't want to be rescued TOO quickly.) ;) :)
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How the hell did I forget about miss byron ???
If I could just persuade her to go swisstool she'd be perfect ;D
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I was wondering when someone would get around to mentioning her!
Def
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No good. Within 24 hours of becoming stranded, she would have put up a structure, built a new boat, and repaired the shortwave radio.
We'd be rescued long before the fun part was over. :(
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I dunno... she is very good at building things, but usually destroys them in fiery explosions within a day or so- that might be worth bonus points right there! :grin:
Def
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What other ''can do'' women are there? (real one's lara croft doesn't count ;D)
the only on we've got over here is charlie dimmock, and frankly I'd rather not!
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By the way, I noticed that 3-4 of the Mythbusters have old Waves. Either they just share one, the had a deal with Leatherman, or the bought a bunch on wholesale, because they break 5-6 every episode behind the scenes. ::)
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What other ''can do'' women are there? (real one's lara croft doesn't count ;D)
the only on we've got over here is charlie dimmock, and frankly I'd rather not!
I am generally wary of a woman who could take me if it came to a square go
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3 women, that would be terrible. What is the chance that all three of them will have their time of the month on the same week. If they did you could just go to the other side of the island for a week. If they did not you would just have 3 of 4 crappy weeks of the month.
Here are my three picks:
My wife, for obvious reasons
My mother to sacrifice to the gods.
and then there is Rosie O'donnell YOU ARE ON AN ISLAND!!!! THINK OF ALL THE SHARKS YOU COULD CATCH WITH THAT MUCH BAIT!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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3 women, that would be terrible. What is the chance that all three of them will have their time of the month on the same week.
That's why you take one older lady... post menopause :)
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3 women, that would be terrible. What is the chance that all three of them will have their time of the month on the same week.
That's why you take one older lady... post menopause :)
Yeah but then they'll have brittle bones, so you'll have to be extra careful doing the rude stuff ;D
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3 women, that would be terrible. What is the chance that all three of them will have their time of the month on the same week.
That's why you take one older lady... post menopause :)
Yeah but then they'll have brittle bones, so you'll have to be extra careful doing the rude stuff ;D
Not THAT old!
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Crap, I made a typo. I meant to sacrifice my mother in law to the gods, not my mother. :)
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Crap, I made a typo. I meant to sacrifice my mother in law to the gods, not my mother. :)
Just be glad your mum's not a member here to spot your mistake ;D
Beside's I don't think they'll be much room in this volcano as everyone's planing on lobbing the mother in law's in :)
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Maybe his mother is a member here and that's why he's backpedaling! :P
Def
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No, my mother is not a member here. She always asks me what is hanging on my belt every time that I visit her. So, she has no idea what a multitool is.
I am concerned however about this volcano. How wide is it? My mother in law might go in better in smaller segments. Does that still constitute a sacrifice? :) What about the pineapple gods will they be upset? :)
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That depends on whether or not you use a multitool or a power tool!
Def
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I can't take my mother-in-law. She's meaner and stronger than I am. She would probably chuck me into the volcano. :(
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Either way, you'd be rid of her.... ;D
If it were my mother in law, she'd jump in after me just so she could bitch and moan all the way to Hell with me!
Def
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sounds familliar :)