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Title: We don't like spammers!
Post by: AS00AASD8 on May 12, 2019, 05:10:33 AM: :spamkiller:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: MadPlumbarian on May 12, 2019, 05:21:01 AM: Uhh :think:
JR
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: cody6268 on May 12, 2019, 05:22:40 AM: Quote from: MadPlumbarian on May 12, 2019, 05:21:01 AM
Uhh :think:
JR

And what a dipstick this guy was. Our moderators are gonna be at at all night long deleting all this smurfer's spam postings.
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Poncho65 on May 12, 2019, 05:44:57 AM: Thanks for the heads up as well :hatsoff:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: MadPlumbarian on May 12, 2019, 06:39:50 AM: I didn’t know what was going on, my bad, delete this post..
JR
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Poncho65 on May 12, 2019, 06:57:37 AM: I didn't know what the post was either but considering how many was posted..... It must have been Spam :D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: comis on May 12, 2019, 07:05:37 AM: Quote from: MadPlumbarian on May 12, 2019, 06:39:50 AM
I didn’t know what was going on, my bad, delete this post..
JR

Thank you for the quick action, it indeed is a spam left by a Chinese poster.

Just judging from the titile, it left a contact number for Chinese communication app for "change of GPA score or make fake graduation certificate" for Central Queensland University. :spamkiller:

That number right now is still lingering at the top of each 'replies', anyway we could further get rid of that?
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: gerleatherberman on May 12, 2019, 08:45:09 AM: Smurf bots. :facepalm:

Good work; mods, admin staff, and reporters!
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: comis on May 12, 2019, 08:56:31 AM: Thorough, thank you mods! :tu:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: SteveC on May 12, 2019, 02:03:42 PM: We are being inundated by spammers. I have been rejecting at least five a day lately requesting membership and I'm sure the other mods are as well :twak:

A few fall through the cracks and we appreciate the quick reporting by our members. :salute:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Mechanickal on May 12, 2019, 02:17:24 PM: The downside of a live and active forum I guess :shrug:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Wspeed on May 12, 2019, 02:50:25 PM: Good work :clap:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Poncho65 on May 12, 2019, 04:11:47 PM: Quote from: SteveC on May 12, 2019, 02:03:42 PM
We are being inundated by spammers. I have been rejecting at least five a day lately requesting membership and I'm sure the other mods are as well :twak:

A few fall through the cracks and we appreciate the quick reporting by our members. :salute:

I reject a few a day myself as well :salute: and yes, the quicker the reports the quicker we can spring into action :D So the members are just as big of a help in these situations as the mods and admin :tu:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Top-Gear-24 on May 12, 2019, 08:44:18 PM: Well that's all fine and dandy, but where do I get my graduation certificate for Central Queensland University now ... :wait:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: SirVicaLot on May 12, 2019, 09:09:17 PM: :iagree: :rofl:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Poncho65 on May 12, 2019, 09:16:37 PM: :dunno:

:D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: gerleatherberman on May 12, 2019, 10:12:41 PM: Thread is named "We don't like spammers."
What if I told you that spammers don't like us?
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Mechanickal on May 12, 2019, 10:39:45 PM: I think spammers like us very much :D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Butch on May 13, 2019, 05:10:44 AM: I like fried spammers & swiss cheese on pumpernickel rye. ..........Good stuff ..........yummmmmm .......... beer is gud 2 :drool:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: MadPlumbarian on May 13, 2019, 05:29:41 AM: Interesting..
JR
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Don Pablo on May 13, 2019, 09:52:12 AM: Quote from: Butch on May 13, 2019, 05:10:44 AM
I like fried spammers & swiss cheese on pumpernickel rye. ..........Good stuff ..........yummmmmm .......... beer is gud 2 :drool:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Monty_Python_Live_02-07-14_13_04_42_%2814598710791%29.jpg/576px-Monty_Python_Live_02-07-14_13_04_42_%2814598710791%29.jpg)
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Poncho65 on May 13, 2019, 12:02:18 PM: Quote from: Mechanickal on May 12, 2019, 10:39:45 PM
I think spammers like us very much :D

:iagree: :D

I also like Spam :drool:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: comis on May 13, 2019, 12:31:53 PM: Quote from: Poncho65 on May 13, 2019, 12:02:18 PM
:iagree: :D

I also like Spam :drool:

Same here! :drool:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Butch on May 14, 2019, 02:01:55 AM: :drool:
Quote from: Don Pablo on May 13, 2019, 09:52:12 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Monty_Python_Live_02-07-14_13_04_42_%2814598710791%29.jpg/576px-Monty_Python_Live_02-07-14_13_04_42_%2814598710791%29.jpg)

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drink:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: pfrsantos on May 14, 2019, 10:09:39 AM: What are yall tallin' aboot?! We love spammers! Why, most of us is spammers!

:whistle:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Noa Isumi on May 14, 2019, 11:06:52 AM: If you love spammers I saved you some screen shots...and some actual Spam for comparison (much tastier)
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Don Pablo on May 14, 2019, 11:19:30 AM: Quote from: Noa Isumi on May 14, 2019, 11:06:52 AM
If you love spammers I saved you some screen shots...and some actual Spam for comparison (much tastier)
Oh wow, that's a lot of threads.
:hatsoff: to the mods for squashing it :hatsoff:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: comis on May 14, 2019, 11:20:14 AM: Quote from: Noa Isumi on May 14, 2019, 11:06:52 AM
If you love spammers I saved you some screen shots...and some actual Spam for comparison (much tastier)

Quote from: Top-Gear-24 on May 12, 2019, 08:44:18 PM
Well that's all fine and dandy, but where do I get my graduation certificate for Central Queensland University now ... :wait:

My friend, worry not, if you are not graduating from CQU, you might be able to choose from SFU, UBC, UOIT, KPU...and maybe even the KFC! :woohoo:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Poncho65 on May 14, 2019, 11:55:24 AM: Quote from: pfrsantos on May 14, 2019, 10:09:39 AM
What are yall tallin' aboot?! We love spammers! Why, most of us is spammers!

:whistle:

Yes, but we is a different, special kind of spammers :whistle: :D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: SteveC on May 14, 2019, 01:48:53 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/XFszlt1h.jpg?1)
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on May 14, 2019, 01:51:00 PM: We also like spanners*

*US-EN: wrenches

:nanadance: yay we made page 2
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: AlephZero on May 14, 2019, 03:04:33 PM: Quote from: SteveC on May 14, 2019, 01:48:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XFszlt1h.jpg?1)

Zombie Spam? :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

TEOSAWKI IS HERE! The End Of Spam As We Know It...
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: pomsbz on May 14, 2019, 03:28:19 PM: Spam is one of the things I really wish I could eat. :D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Kev D on May 14, 2019, 03:31:02 PM: It's great for use as a fishing bait for tench at times
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: comis on May 14, 2019, 04:22:55 PM: Quote from: Poncho65 on May 14, 2019, 11:55:24 AM
Yes, but we is a different, special kind of spammers :whistle: :D

Sometimes I wonder even if we don't do anything to the spammers, we spam so much ourselves that it probably is disorienting... :D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: cody6268 on May 15, 2019, 03:25:47 AM: I think it's pretty good fried.
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: AlephZero on May 15, 2019, 08:31:45 AM: Quote from: AlephZero on May 14, 2019, 03:04:33 PM
Zombie Spam? :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

TEOSAWKI IS HERE! The End Of Spam As We Know It...

Zombie bacon anyone?

(https://satwcomic.com/art/endtimes.png)

>:D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Wspeed on May 15, 2019, 12:27:27 PM: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: pfrsantos on May 16, 2019, 03:07:59 PM: Quote from: AlephZero on May 15, 2019, 08:31:45 AM
Zombie bacon anyone?

(https://satwcomic.com/art/endtimes.png)

>:D

aMC's "The Walking Bacon"

:facepalm:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Poncho65 on May 16, 2019, 07:07:30 PM: ::) you guys

:rofl:

:like:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: AlephZero on May 16, 2019, 08:45:26 PM: Quote from: pfrsantos on May 16, 2019, 03:07:59 PM
aMC's "The Walking Bacon"

:facepalm:

I heard that show's a real sizzle...

Right, I know my way out, thank you.
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Butch on May 16, 2019, 09:10:16 PM: Ham is ham
Spam is spam
I yam what I yam

Robert Frost would be proud.

:whistle:

:facepalm:

:rofl:

:hatsoff:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: gerleatherberman on May 17, 2019, 08:10:46 AM: Pure unbridled wisdom, Butch. :D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: lister on May 17, 2019, 05:34:31 PM: I thought we mostly were spammers? :think:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Poncho65 on May 18, 2019, 12:10:08 AM: Quote from: lister on May 17, 2019, 05:34:31 PM
I thought we mostly were spammers? :think:

🤫

Don't tell everyone :pok: we have to keep it on the down low ::) :D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: comis on May 18, 2019, 08:51:43 AM: Quote from: lister on May 17, 2019, 05:34:31 PM
I thought we mostly were spammers? :think:

Wait a sec...weren't we spammers on spammers? Or the Double spammers?

If we were a band, what would we call ourselves?
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: lister on May 18, 2019, 10:36:36 AM: Quote from: comis on May 18, 2019, 08:51:43 AM

Wait a sec...weren't we spammers on spammers? Or the Double spammers?

If we were a band, what would we call ourselves?

Meta spammers ofcourse. :D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Wspeed on May 18, 2019, 12:36:10 PM: :rofl:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: AlephZero on May 18, 2019, 02:36:39 PM: I think we're just total spanners... :dunno:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: comis on May 18, 2019, 02:39:54 PM: Quote from: lister on May 18, 2019, 10:36:36 AM
Meta spammers ofcourse. :D

Quote from: AlephZero on May 18, 2019, 02:36:39 PM
I think we're just total spanners... :dunno:

Meta Spammers, Total Spanners...those are pretty good!

How about just SPAM!, kinda like Wham!? :pok: :D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Wspeed on May 18, 2019, 03:09:10 PM: I am just nuts and a spanner :D
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Post by: Mechanickal on May 18, 2019, 03:25:05 PM: No, you're just nuts
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Wspeed on May 18, 2019, 03:27:58 PM: Thanks Mechanickal that’s nice of you :D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Mechanickal on May 18, 2019, 03:30:09 PM: You're welcome!

I'm quite the friend eh? :hatsoff:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Wspeed on May 18, 2019, 03:31:20 PM: You are Mechanickal you are!!! :D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Mechanickal on May 18, 2019, 03:58:50 PM: Uhm...

That sounds as if you're used to me acting like a smurf...

Not good! :ahhh
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Wspeed on May 18, 2019, 04:07:56 PM: :rofl: that was not the meaning Mechanickal sorry :tu:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Noa Isumi on May 20, 2019, 12:45:03 PM: I think all this 'spanner' talk is getting us off topic...SPAM!!
:woohoo:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: comis on May 20, 2019, 01:12:26 PM: Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! SPAM! :woohoo:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Butch on May 20, 2019, 07:10:20 PM: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES IT IS A WILD RAMPAGING TURTLE STAMPEED

:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: AlephZero on May 20, 2019, 07:28:52 PM: ???
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Butch on May 20, 2019, 07:52:19 PM: Quote from: AlephZero on May 20, 2019, 07:28:52 PM
???

:dunno:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: AlephZero on May 20, 2019, 08:04:01 PM: :think:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Mechanickal on May 20, 2019, 08:23:10 PM: :shrug:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Don Pablo on May 20, 2019, 08:23:52 PM: Quote from: Butch on May 20, 2019, 07:10:20 PM
AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES IT IS A WILD RAMPAGING TURTLE STAMPEED

:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
:spamkiller:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Butch on May 20, 2019, 08:56:35 PM: Quote from: Don Pablo on May 20, 2019, 08:23:52 PM
:spamkiller:

:rofl:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Noa Isumi on May 20, 2019, 10:27:40 PM: :tu:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Poncho65 on May 21, 2019, 12:28:32 PM: :facepalm:

:shrug:

:popcorn:

:D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: pfrsantos on May 21, 2019, 02:29:23 PM: Quote from: Butch on May 20, 2019, 07:10:20 PM
AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES IT IS A WILD RAMPAGING TURTLE STAMPEED

:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

I can see what caused it...

Show content
IT'S A HORDE OF RABID SNAILS!!!!

:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :hatsoff: :whistle:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Butch on May 21, 2019, 03:54:25 PM: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Douglas on May 22, 2019, 02:23:50 PM: Y'ALL see what I ~~ENDURED~~
SURVIVED
in my youth... :facepalm:
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: pfrsantos on May 22, 2019, 07:17:20 PM: Quote from: Douglas on May 22, 2019, 02:23:50 PM
Y'ALL see what I ~~ENDURED~~
SURVIVED
in my youth... :facepalm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5i1cJIwE7M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5i1cJIwE7M)

:D :D :D :D
Title: Re: We don't like spammers!
Post by: Butch on May 22, 2019, 09:00:42 PM: :iagree: :like:
Quote from: Douglas on May 22, 2019, 02:23:50 PM
Y'ALL see what I ~~ENDURED~~
SURVIVED
in my youth... :facepalm:
.
:twak:

Few people get the privilege of that happening to them. :pok: :pok:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hatsoff:

Donald Trump would envy you. :pok: