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Tool Talk => SOG Tool Forum => Topic started by: Thunderpants on January 28, 2017, 12:31:37 AM

Title: Either I need an optician or a new laptop...
Post by: Thunderpants on January 28, 2017, 12:31:37 AM
I was glancing through the SOG catalogue and was kind of impressed to see that one of their tools is called the "Dead smurf."
Awesome name for a multi-tool, I think. Maybe this could be my introduction to the world of SOG.
So I squint closer at my ancient creaking laptop screen and the Dead smurf turns out to be nothing more than "Bead Blasted."
I guess that's the first big disappointment of 2017...

(I forgot the story would come out censored. Where you see the word smurf, think of the legendary Tory MP Alan B'stard.)
Title: Re: Either I need an optician or a new laptop...
Post by: rdub934 on January 28, 2017, 02:37:37 AM
Hahaha took me a sec, but I'm tracking :rofl: classic!
Title: Re: Either I need an optician or a new laptop...
Post by: AlephZero on January 30, 2017, 12:50:10 PM
I would definitely buy a tool named *Dead Smurf'...  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh


:rofl:



SMURF :serverloft: ON!