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Title: Where is Magentus?
Post by: twiliter on January 20, 2019, 12:28:09 AM
Anyone know? Any rumours, speculation, unverified allegations, or outlandish conspiracy theories?  :think: ???
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Poncho65 on January 20, 2019, 12:30:47 AM
He was showing active just a couple hours ago :salute: He has been around just not posted as much in the last while :cheers:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Poncho65 on January 20, 2019, 12:31:24 AM
I am sure a PM from you to him may bring him out of the wood work :tu:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Nix on January 20, 2019, 12:43:14 AM
I heard the crew of the U-boat had locked him in his stateroom after he put too much salt in the porridge......  :dunno:

The crew may be feeling a bit envious of Medical Bill's adventures and freedom. Just sayin'....
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: twiliter on January 20, 2019, 12:58:45 AM
I am sure a PM from you to him may bring him out of the wood work :tu:

Or scare him into a lengthy hibernation!  :ahhh
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: twiliter on January 20, 2019, 12:59:48 AM
I heard the crew of the U-boat had locked him in his stateroom after he put too much salt in the porridge......  :dunno:

The crew may be feeling a bit envious of Medical Bill's adventures and freedom. Just sayin'....

Yep, oversalted stuff sucks, I'm hip.  :tu:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: twiliter on January 20, 2019, 01:00:30 AM
Does he still like us?  :cry:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Rapidray on January 20, 2019, 01:27:25 AM
He’ll show up...you can never keep a good man down!  :hatsoff:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Barry Rowland on January 20, 2019, 01:57:48 AM
Vacuum tube failure in the radio room :facepalm:. 
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Nix on January 20, 2019, 01:59:59 AM
They're still using vacuum tubes?   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Barry Rowland on January 20, 2019, 04:09:28 AM
 :rofl: Mags is!!
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Don Pablo on January 20, 2019, 11:03:51 AM
They're still using vacuum tubes?   :facepalm:
I thought it was clockwork. ???
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: twiliter on January 20, 2019, 11:23:14 AM
They're still using vacuum tubes?   :facepalm:
I thought it was clockwork. ???

The rubber band needs to be rewound every couple of months. It's a hybrid.  :D
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 20, 2019, 12:20:51 PM
Meh... who cares, I never liked him anyway.
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 20, 2019, 12:55:10 PM
I've heard, and from a very reliable source too (me), that he's picked-up a rather nasty and frankly hugely embarrassing disease.
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: twiliter on January 20, 2019, 01:13:21 PM
I've heard, and from a very reliable source too (me), that he's picked-up a rather nasty and frankly hugely embarrassing disease.

You have answered my next question, which was going to be 'Where is Fuzzbucket?'...  :tu:

Does the rumour mill specify the type of disease? Is it smelly? Can we catch it over the forum?  :ahhh
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 20, 2019, 01:36:28 PM
I've heard, and from a very reliable source too (me), that he's picked-up a rather nasty and frankly hugely embarrassing disease.

You have answered my next question, which was going to be 'Where is Fuzzbucket?'...  :tu:

Does the rumour mill specify the type of disease? Is it smelly? Can we catch it over the forum?  :ahhh

Oh aye - very very smelly!
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 20, 2019, 01:40:43 PM
I've heard, and from a very reliable source too (me), that he's picked-up a rather nasty and frankly hugely embarrassing disease.

You have answered my next question, which was going to be 'Where is Fuzzbucket?'...  :tu:

Does the rumour mill specify the type of disease? Is it smelly? Can we catch it over the forum?  :ahhh

I know that there's been many many great advancements in the cybersex industry, but I'm pretty sure you won't be able to contract his foul affliction over the Internet... especially if you practice safe cybersex.
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 20, 2019, 01:46:59 PM
Anyway... pestilence is the least of his problems at the moment, it's the police he ought be worried about!  :ahhh
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: twiliter on January 20, 2019, 02:22:13 PM
Anyway... pestilence is the least of his problems at the moment, it's the police he ought be worried about!  :ahhh

Maybe, I know the U boat is capable of warp 7, they better have something faster.  :tu:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: twiliter on January 20, 2019, 02:22:41 PM
Or was it 7 knots?  :think:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Mechanickal on January 20, 2019, 04:47:07 PM
6 days isn't that long :whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: McStitchy on January 20, 2019, 04:48:16 PM
I should not have made fun about dragons me thinks  :facepalm:

Anyhow, who knows what dangers they're going through deep down in the seas every day  :dunno:

(https://i.imgur.com/eIPhPrJ.gif)
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Mechanickal on January 20, 2019, 05:00:27 PM
Poor Farmer X :(
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: El Corkscrew on January 20, 2019, 06:13:00 PM
Does he still like us?  :cry:

Pretty sure he hates us awl. :cry:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Butch on January 20, 2019, 06:15:48 PM
He is looking for the miscreant that ate all his strawberry icecream............... :whistle:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Wspeed on January 20, 2019, 07:23:27 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 20, 2019, 09:01:57 PM
Right... just spoke to Mags and he's just having a little break...

... Nothing at all to do with: sexually transmitted diseases, tax evasion, money laundry, dirty laundry, Darren Mattingly's second cousin, the till register at RS McColls, accidently following through, accidental or deliberate irradiation of a U-boat for a laugh, driving (U-boat) while uninsured, Darren Mattingly's Mum and a pair of binoculars, shoplifting, encouraging minors to shoplift, that incident with Vauxhall Cavalier, that incident with Darren Mattingly's dog, accidental or deliberate off-gassing, boring holes in toilet cubicles, Ebola, setting fire to Cost Cutter's bins for a laugh, sniffing glue, encouraging others to sniff glue, setting fire...
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Wspeed on January 20, 2019, 09:11:44 PM
Thanks for letting us know Fuzzy  :cheers: :like:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Jaypeebee on January 20, 2019, 09:14:19 PM
Glad to hear he's ok........ :tu:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: McStitchy on January 20, 2019, 09:46:19 PM
Thanks Funbunny  :hatsoff:

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/bvcXhfz2e9y7K/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 20, 2019, 09:57:27 PM
Thanks Funbunny  :hatsoff:

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/bvcXhfz2e9y7K/giphy.gif)

HhhhhhhaaaAAAAaaarrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrroooooooOOOOoowwwaaaaahhhhh ooooh oooh... or whatever noise wookies make?
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 20, 2019, 09:58:45 PM
This...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/hohbWCOzxI7kY/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 20, 2019, 10:02:29 PM
Actually... does he not do that huff huff huff thing too after making the arrroooohh type noise?  :think:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: McStitchy on January 20, 2019, 10:14:45 PM
Actually... does he not do that huff huff huff thing too after making the arrroooohh type noise?  :think:

 :rofl:    ....I think I know what you mean.
I do that noise of I want something from my wife
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Rapidray on January 20, 2019, 10:27:27 PM
Right... just spoke to Mags and he's just having a little break...

... Nothing at all to do with: sexually transmitted diseases, tax evasion, money laundry, dirty laundry, Darren Mattingly's second cousin, the till register at RS McColls, accidently following through, accidental or deliberate irradiation of a U-boat for a laugh, driving (U-boat) while uninsured, Darren Mattingly's Mum and a pair of binoculars, shoplifting, encouraging minors to shoplift, that incident with Vauxhall Cavalier, that incident with Darren Mattingly's dog, accidental or deliberate off-gassing, boring holes in toilet cubicles, Ebola, setting fire to Cost Cutter's bins for a laugh, sniffing glue, encouraging others to sniff glue, setting fire...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Thanks for the update!
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Butch on January 20, 2019, 11:54:59 PM
Right... just spoke to Mags and he's just having a little break...

... Nothing at all to do with: sexually transmitted diseases, tax evasion, money laundry, dirty laundry, Darren Mattingly's second cousin, the till register at RS McColls, accidently following through, accidental or deliberate irradiation of a U-boat for a laugh, driving (U-boat) while uninsured, Darren Mattingly's Mum and a pair of binoculars, shoplifting, encouraging minors to shoplift, that incident with Vauxhall Cavalier, that incident with Darren Mattingly's dog, accidental or deliberate off-gassing, boring holes in toilet cubicles, Ebola, setting fire to Cost Cutter's bins for a laugh, sniffing glue, encouraging others to sniff glue, setting fire...

You did not mention mutiny over the strawberry thing.......................that is prolly what really happened..........   :ahhh
:popcorn:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Syncop8r on January 21, 2019, 12:21:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhYNsRXYgs
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: magentus on January 21, 2019, 02:48:49 PM
Wotcha everybody - All ok here on the U Boat - just busy dealing with life and work and some paternity court cases with fuzz bucket - BTW fuzzy, if you read this you owe me a monkey for the littl'uns latest birthday tattoo. Pay up babydaddy!
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Wspeed on January 21, 2019, 03:12:06 PM
£500 pounds that must of been a large tattoo  :think:
When will we see some pics of the tattoo  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: MMR on January 21, 2019, 03:25:32 PM
Did I talk too much about cake?

...enough to scare him away?


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Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Barry Rowland on January 21, 2019, 03:28:33 PM
 :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Wotcha everybody - All ok here on the U Boat - just busy dealing with life and work and some paternity court cases with fuzz bucket - BTW fuzzy, if you read this you owe me a monkey for the littl'uns latest birthday tattoo. Pay up babydaddy!
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 21, 2019, 03:38:41 PM
Wotcha everybody - All ok here on the U Boat - just busy dealing with life and work and some paternity court cases with fuzz bucket - BTW fuzzy, if you read this you owe me a monkey for the littl'uns latest birthday tattoo. Pay up babydaddy!

smurf sake Mags, you're supposed to be laying low like we agreed!

Anyway... you know only too well the baby's not mine... I told you, 1986 I acquired a very nasty groin strain during the Ross County vs Inverness Thistle Highland Cup-tie match... when Rory Mcleod scored his fifth hat-trick. Besides, Junior's got your eyes, not mine... and unfortunately your nose (Ricky Lake audience OOOOOOOOWWWWWHHHH!!!)
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Wspeed on January 21, 2019, 03:48:19 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Rapidray on January 21, 2019, 03:58:18 PM
Glad to hear your ok!  :cheers:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Nix on January 21, 2019, 04:09:16 PM
Glad to hear your ok!  :cheers:

 :oops:  :think:

Anyone who thinks Fuzzy is OK is clearly delusional and/or drunk without their eyeglasses.
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Rapidray on January 21, 2019, 04:12:57 PM
Glad to hear your ok!  :cheers:

 :oops:  :think:

Anyone who thinks Fuzzy is OK is clearly delusional and/or drunk without their eyeglasses.
:rofl:
Not Fuzzy...I guess I should have stated Magentus, but I did think that was a given... :cheers:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Wspeed on January 21, 2019, 04:15:39 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Nix on January 21, 2019, 04:19:31 PM
Ah.....well, I'm glad Mags is doing well, too. And that Fuzzy is the same as ever (at least doesn't appear to be any worse....).
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: McStitchy on January 21, 2019, 05:02:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhYNsRXYgs

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/wWue0rCDOphOE/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: McStitchy on January 21, 2019, 05:04:06 PM
Wotcha everybody - All ok here on the U Boat - just busy dealing with life and work and some paternity court cases with fuzz bucket - BTW fuzzy, if you read this you owe me a monkey for the littl'uns latest birthday tattoo. Pay up babydaddy!

 :tu:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: McStitchy on January 21, 2019, 05:04:42 PM
Wotcha everybody - All ok here on the U Boat - just busy dealing with life and work and some paternity court cases with fuzz bucket - BTW fuzzy, if you read this you owe me a monkey for the littl'uns latest birthday tattoo. Pay up babydaddy!

smurf sake Mags, you're supposed to be laying low like we agreed!

Anyway... you know only too well the baby's not mine... I told you, 1986 I acquired a very nasty groin strain during the Ross County vs Inverness Thistle Highland Cup-tie match... when Rory Mcleod scored his fifth hat-trick. Besides, Junior's got your eyes, not mine... and unfortunately your nose (Ricky Lake audience OOOOOOOOWWWWWHHHH!!!)

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Butch on January 21, 2019, 06:55:53 PM
Aww ................well .........ugh............. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: twiliter on January 21, 2019, 07:43:15 PM
Yay!  :cheers:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: AlephZero on January 21, 2019, 07:43:43 PM
Aww ................well .........ugh............. :facepalm:

Well, you guys DID ask, didn't you?  :facepalm:

That's what you get when you ask...  :twak:


 ;)
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: Butch on January 21, 2019, 09:30:32 PM
 :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: Where is Magentus?
Post by: kamakiri on January 21, 2019, 11:03:24 PM
Awls well that ends well. Love the humour around here.  :rofl: :rofl: