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Title: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 02:38:26 PM
Can a thread about derailment be derailed? Shall we find out ........together

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Nix on August 30, 2018, 02:40:43 PM
 :climber:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on August 30, 2018, 02:48:02 PM
Bananas!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Vidar on August 30, 2018, 02:48:56 PM
Can a thread about fishing be fished? Can a thread about predicament be predicted? So many big and diffuse questions - I don't even understand the questions so I have no idea about the answers.

Edit: The original question might have derailed me.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: hiraethus on August 30, 2018, 02:55:25 PM
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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 02:58:43 PM
Are you in love with that boy band magentus  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:05:44 PM
Are you in love with that boy band magentus  :D
Boy Band? That's me and my gang - The Karate Tough Boys. Watch it Wspeed  :twak:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 03:11:26 PM
Are you in love with that boy band magentus  :D
Boy Band? That's me and my gang - The Karate Tough Boys. Watch it Wspeed  :twak:
Did you meet them in the blue oyster bar  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:14:41 PM
That's it, you're on the Karate Tough Boys Hit List Wspeed. Miss can't save you now. We all know speSmurfpillst karate moves and Ken 'Highkick' Bellman can do a kick 4 ft high. If you see us coming you better cross the street. Unfortunately we aren't allowed to cross without an adult present so all our activities have to be on the side of the street where we live.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 03:20:45 PM
That’s alright with me as I do kung fu :D
Not worried about people that only do kata :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 03:27:02 PM
What can you see from an airplane high above the land?

Show content
Huuuuuge tracts of land.

(Pabs groans silently)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 30, 2018, 03:27:38 PM
This has nothing to do with your thread and might as well just be ignored, but I sometimes like to lay underneath my bed and pretend that I am a carrot!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:28:03 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 03:28:49 PM
This has nothing to do with your thread and might as well just be ignored, but I sometimes like to lay underneath my bed and pretend that I am a carrot!
Goodness me, what a coincidence, I like to eat carrots!   :o

It’s a wonder I haven’t gone all orange...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:29:12 PM
This has nothing to do with your thread and might as well just be ignored, but I sometimes like to lay underneath my bed and pretend that I am a carrot!

How could a sweet fact like that be ignored MMR? That's fabulous! How long does it take you to get into the role?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 03:30:37 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
I have heard of them :rant:
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:32:07 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
I have heard of them :rant:
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking  :D
What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 03:32:50 PM
This has nothing to do with your thread and might as well just be ignored, but I sometimes like to lay underneath my bed and pretend that I am a carrot!
My missus always tells me that I am a lemon  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 03:34:08 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
I have heard of them :rant:
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking  :D
What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?
The Kung fu Rascals :salute:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:36:15 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
I have heard of them :rant:
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking  :D
What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?
The Kung fu Rascals :salute:
What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 03:37:04 PM
Dear diary.
This is day.... 1001 (? I’m not sure, as I’ve lost count) since the first time I saw this gif:
https://imgur.com/40cUzpG
Despite all my google searches for “Frank shaking head”, “bald Frank”, etc, I still have no idea who this Frank is, or where he comes from.

I remain optimistic though.
Until tomorrow,
XOXO future Pabs
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 03:39:16 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
I have heard of them :rant:
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking  :D
What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?
The Kung fu Rascals :salute:
What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   :rofl:
Now that’s just a insult magentus  :facepalm:
No that wasn’t us we don’t run away from no one  :twak:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:39:22 PM
Dear diary.
This is day.... 1001 (? I’m not sure, as I’ve lost count) since the first time I saw this gif:
https://imgur.com/40cUzpG
Despite all my google searches for “Frank shaking head”, “bald Frank”, etc, I still have no idea who this Frank is, or where he comes from.

I remain optimistic though.
Until tomorrow,
XOXO future Pabs
Dear Pabs Diary, it is Frank from 'Always Sunny in Philadelphia'. Played brilliantly by Danny DeVito.

Love and Kisses, Mags diary.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:41:13 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
I have heard of them :rant:
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking  :D
What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?
The Kung fu Rascals :salute:
What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   :rofl:
Now that’s just absolutely true magentus   :ahhh
That was us - we run away from everyone - even Gladys Poltroon and the Senior Centre Bridge Club   :cry:

FTFY
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 03:42:04 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 03:42:30 PM
Dear diary.
This is day.... 1001 (? I’m not sure, as I’ve lost count) since the first time I saw this gif:
https://imgur.com/40cUzpG
Despite all my google searches for “Frank shaking head”, “bald Frank”, etc, I still have no idea who this Frank is, or where he comes from.

I remain optimistic though.
Until tomorrow,
XOXO future Pabs
Dear Pabs Diary, it is Frank from 'Always Sunny in Philadelphia'. Played brilliantly by Danny DeVito.

Love and Kisses, Mags diary.
Dear mags diary, THANK YOU!!!!!!
A longstanding mystery solved.  :salute:

Hugs and beers, Pabs diary.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 30, 2018, 03:42:38 PM
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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 03:43:37 PM
 :o

Well done!  :hatsoff:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:44:14 PM
Dear diary.
This is day.... 1001 (? I’m not sure, as I’ve lost count) since the first time I saw this gif:
https://imgur.com/40cUzpG
Despite all my google searches for “Frank shaking head”, “bald Frank”, etc, I still have no idea who this Frank is, or where he comes from.

I remain optimistic though.
Until tomorrow,
XOXO future Pabs
Dear Pabs Diary, it is Frank from 'Always Sunny in Philadelphia'. Played brilliantly by Danny DeVito.

Love and Kisses, Mags diary.
Dear mags diary, THANK YOU!!!!!!
A longstanding mystery solved.  :salute:

Hugs and beers, Pabs diary.
Here's a taster of Franks insanity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHQG6TMD_Gw
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 03:45:13 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
I have heard of them :rant:
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking  :D
What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?
The Kung fu Rascals :salute:
What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   :rofl:
Now that’s just absolutely true magentus   :ahhh
That was us - we run away from everyone - even Gladys Poltroon and the Senior Centre Bridge Club   :cry:

FTFY
At least we didn’t get a kicking from the pre-school posse :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:45:58 PM
Bravo MMR, Bravo!  :clap:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 03:46:11 PM
MMR, I think you missed a number.  :whistle: :D

Well done! :salute:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 03:46:57 PM
Wow you have been busy MMR  :tu:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:48:26 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
I have heard of them :rant:
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking  :D
What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?
The Kung fu Rascals :salute:
What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   :rofl:
Now that’s just absolutely true magentus   :ahhh
That was us - we run away from everyone - even Gladys Poltroon and the Senior Centre Bridge Club   :cry:

FTFY
At least we didn’t get a kicking from the pre-school posse :D
Actually I had a cold that day and my karate hand was bruised from um chopping a baddie in the throat but he was wearing a metal collar and though my hand chopped through it and chopped his head off I got a big bruise so we weren't ready when the pre school posse sneaked up on us. So that doesn't count.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:50:46 PM
Yes, a big round of applause for MMR - That's intelligence right there. No one on this forum has ever got to a thousand before. I believe Gsport got as far as 85 a few years back but then it was too much for him and he had to have a lie down.

Is there a badge for counting to a thousand?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 03:52:53 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
I have heard of them :rant:
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking  :D
What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?
The Kung fu Rascals :salute:
What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   :rofl:
Now that’s just absolutely true magentus   :ahhh
That was us - we run away from everyone - even Gladys Poltroon and the Senior Centre Bridge Club   :cry:

FTFY
At least we didn’t get a kicking from the pre-school posse :D
Actually I had a cold that day and my karate hand was bruised from um chopping a baddie in the throat but he was wearing a metal collar and though my hand chopped through it and chopped his head off I got a big bruise so we weren't ready when the pre school posse sneaked up on us. So that doesn't count.
That’s no excuse magentus 1st you have two hands
And they were only 3 years old and only 2 of them :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 03:58:06 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
I have heard of them :rant:
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking  :D
What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?
The Kung fu Rascals :salute:
What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   :rofl:
Now that’s just absolutely true magentus   :ahhh
That was us - we run away from everyone - even Gladys Poltroon and the Senior Centre Bridge Club   :cry:

FTFY
At least we didn’t get a kicking from the pre-school posse :D
Actually I had a cold that day and my karate hand was bruised from um chopping a baddie in the throat but he was wearing a metal collar and though my hand chopped through it and chopped his head off I got a big bruise so we weren't ready when the pre school posse sneaked up on us. So that doesn't count.
That’s no excuse magentus 1st you have two hands
And they were only 3 years old and only 2 of them :rofl:
I've got a present for you next time I see you (on my side of the street).
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:00:16 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
I have heard of them :rant:
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking  :D
What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?
The Kung fu Rascals :salute:
What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   :rofl:
Now that’s just absolutely true magentus   :ahhh
That was us - we run away from everyone - even Gladys Poltroon and the Senior Centre Bridge Club   :cry:

FTFY
At least we didn’t get a kicking from the pre-school posse :D
Actually I had a cold that day and my karate hand was bruised from um chopping a baddie in the throat but he was wearing a metal collar and though my hand chopped through it and chopped his head off I got a big bruise so we weren't ready when the pre school posse sneaked up on us. So that doesn't count.
That’s no excuse magentus 1st you have two hands
And they were only 3 years old and only 2 of them :rofl:
I've got a present for you next time I see you (on my side of the street).
I hope you do better when I see you
Then you did with those 3 year old magentus  :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:01:40 PM
This is what happened to the Weston Kung Fu Gang in their stupid green costumes last time we had a fight with them outside the chippy on our side of the road.
I have heard of them :rant:
We gave them red costumes after we gave them a kicking  :D
What's your gang called then Wspeed? Maybe I've heard of you if you're tough enough. Kung Fu babies? Kung Fu Kittens? Kung Poo Smellies?
The Kung fu Rascals :salute:
What the same Kung Fu Rascals that got chased out of the Park by Melanie Brampton and her Lovely Princesses Judo Squad?   :rofl:
Now that’s just absolutely true magentus   :ahhh
That was us - we run away from everyone - even Gladys Poltroon and the Senior Centre Bridge Club   :cry:

FTFY
At least we didn’t get a kicking from the pre-school posse :D
Actually I had a cold that day and my karate hand was bruised from um chopping a baddie in the throat but he was wearing a metal collar and though my hand chopped through it and chopped his head off I got a big bruise so we weren't ready when the pre school posse sneaked up on us. So that doesn't count.
That’s no excuse magentus 1st you have two hands
And they were only 3 years old and only 2 of them :rofl:
I've got a present for you next time I see you (on my side of the street).
I hope you do better when I see you
Then you did with those 3 year old magentus  :rofl:
I will let you throw the first punch  :whistle:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 04:05:48 PM
4 ½ actually Wspeed. Get your facts right. No wonder your Kung Fu Gang is the worst.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:09:52 PM
4 ½ actually Wspeed. Get your facts right. No wonder your Kung Fu Gang is the worst.
That’s it magentus
It’s now on with your so called gang
I better not see you on my side of the street  :rant:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 04:12:09 PM
4 ½ actually Wspeed. Get your facts right. No wonder your Kung Fu Gang is the worst.
That’s it magentus
It’s now on with your so called gang
I better not see you on my side of the street  :rant:
Well don't worry, cause you won't see us. We're not allowed on your side of the street or can't you even read?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:17:02 PM
4 ½ actually Wspeed. Get your facts right. No wonder your Kung Fu Gang is the worst.
That’s it magentus
It’s now on with your so called gang
I better not see you on my side of the street  :rant:
Well don't worry, cause you won't see us. We're not allowed on your side of the street or can't you even read?
You are so lucky that I am not
aloud to cross the road magentus  :pok:
Otherwise I would be teaching you a lesson
I can read just not that fast we can’t all be the teachers pet :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 04:21:20 PM
Why do kettles boil water to 100 C instead of 85 C?  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:22:23 PM
Why do kettles boil water to 100 C instead of 85 C?  :think:
Water boils at 90 C maybe that is why they boil to 100 C :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 04:23:30 PM
Why do kettles boil water to 100 C instead of 85 C?  :think:
Water boils at 90 C :D
You know what I mean.  :twak: :P
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:24:54 PM
Why do kettles boil water to 100 C instead of 85 C?  :think:
Water boils at 90 C :D
You know what I mean.  :twak: :P
Sorry Pabs I didn’t mean that  :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:25:33 PM
I was thinking

Why do kettles boil water to 100 C instead of 85 C?  :think:
Water boils at 90 C maybe that is why they boil to 100 C :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 04:26:32 PM
 :facepalm:
Poor choice of words on my part.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 04:26:55 PM
Why do kettles heat water to 100 C instead of 85 C?  :think:
Fixed. ;)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:28:08 PM
Why do kettles heat water to 100 C instead of 85 C?  :think:
Fixed. ;)
Not sure  :dunno:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Nix on August 30, 2018, 04:30:07 PM
 :think:

Uhhhh....guys....I'm an American, we use the old Fahrenheit scale, and even I know that water boils at 100ºC at sea level. That's how the Celsius scale was established. Freeze @ 0º, Boil @100º.

Of course if you live at an altitude of 2895 meters, water does boil at 90ºC.


Wspeed, that's you repeating 3rd form again this year.  :pok:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:32:25 PM
:think:

Uhhhh....guys....I'm an American, we use the old Fahrenheit scale, and even I know that water boils at 100ºC at sea level. That's how the Celsius scale was established. Freeze @ 0º, Boil @100º.

Of course if you live at an altitude of 2895 meters, water does boil at 90ºC.


Wspeed, that's you repeating 3rd form again this year.  :pok:
:rofl:  looks like it :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: jaya_man on August 30, 2018, 04:35:34 PM
Missing Medical Bill already Mags?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 04:35:59 PM
My kettle has been modded to heat water for our gangs tea to 145°C - for toughness.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Nix on August 30, 2018, 04:39:00 PM
 :facepalm:

Did all you guys skip science class? Were you just trying to look up Mary Marples skirt the whole time?

Miss, Miss!  All the boys need to repeat 3rd form science class! Miss, Miss!  Nobody here don't know nothing about science and hotness!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 04:39:46 PM
Missing Medical Bill already Mags?
Lets just say this album is on repeat.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Nix on August 30, 2018, 04:41:45 PM
 :dd:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MIss on August 30, 2018, 04:44:06 PM
:facepalm:

Did all you guys skip science class? Were you just trying to look up Mary Marples skirt the whole time?

Miss, Miss!  All the boys need to repeat 3rd form science class! Miss, Miss!  Nobody here don't know nothing about science and hotness!
Nix, stop being a nerd please.

Wspeed, I'll see you AGAIN next year. Sigh. And what have I told you about bringing your Justin Biebers doll into school?

And Magentus, great mod on that kettle. Thanks for you and your gang defending me against those 30 professional boxers with nunchuks last week. You certainly dealt with them quickly.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 04:46:52 PM
:dd:
Nix loves Natalie Cole! Pass it on!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:47:24 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:49:28 PM
Justin Bieber is much better than Natalie Cole any day  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 04:50:43 PM
And all I wanted to know was why kettles heat water to boiling temperature by default, instead of the optimum temperature of 85 C that most tea blends prefer.  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:51:53 PM
Don’t know Pabs  :dunno:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Nix on August 30, 2018, 04:55:01 PM
Some fancy kettles do heat water to a specific temperature. You can set the temp for the type of tea you are brewing: black, green, white, herbs, etc.....
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 04:55:14 PM
Picture of the kung fu rascals after crossing the street into the Karate Tough Boys manor
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Nix on August 30, 2018, 04:55:49 PM
For black tea, I've always been taught to bring water to the boil and then use it at that temperature.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:56:10 PM
Picture of the kung fu rascals after crossing the street into the Karate Tough Boys manor

That’s just not funny  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 04:56:35 PM
And all I wanted to know was why kettles heat water to boiling temperature by default, instead of the optimum temperature of 85 C that most tea blends prefer.  :D
Science Pabs. Email whoever has taken over from Steven Hawkins as the best scientist.  :tu:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 04:57:17 PM
Picture of the kung fu rascals after crossing the street into the Karate Tough Boys manor

That’s just not funny  :facepalm:
Ok maybe just a little  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 04:57:40 PM
Picture of the kung fu rascals after crossing the street into the Karate Tough Boys manor

That’s just not funny  :facepalm:
Notice the karate skillz involved in not messing your hairstyles up.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Nix on August 30, 2018, 04:59:50 PM
I suspect that it is easier to make a thermostat that can detect hot steam (H20 > 100ºC) and then switch the kettle off.

And if you have a kettle that heats water to just one temperature (like mine), then you want it to be able to heat that water up to 100ºC.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 05:03:10 PM
Picture of the kung fu rascals after crossing the street into the Karate Tough Boys manor

That’s just not funny  :facepalm:
Notice the karate skillz involved in not messing your hairstyles up.
Is that what they are teaching
you at the blue oyster bar  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on August 30, 2018, 07:59:24 PM
What about instant mashed potatoes?

The instructions clearly say "add the cold milk to boiled water to attain optimal consumption temperature."

How am I going to enjoy optimal heated mashed potates from a bag when my kettle can not boil water, Pabs??!
Heat my milk in the kettle first??!! :rant:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 08:04:28 PM
Instant mashed potatoes? :sa:

Speaking as a potahto eatin half Irish paddy, hearsay! I bet you weigh as much as a duck.  >:( light the fire at the stake!
Title: Re: The Silly Nonsense room
Post by: SteveC on August 30, 2018, 08:12:50 PM
 :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 08:33:49 PM
Instant mashed potatoes? :sa:

Speaking as a potahto eatin half Irish paddy, hearsay! I bet you weigh as much as a duck.  >:( light the fire at the stake!
Paddlo O'Brien.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on August 30, 2018, 08:36:18 PM
I'm not impressed...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 08:41:19 PM
I think you owe mechy some answers Pabs..... .
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 08:51:28 PM
Ok ok, I’ve never tried instant mashed potatoes, but I bet that they are awesome.  :tu:
I humbly apologise for saying what I said above.  :oops:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on August 30, 2018, 08:55:02 PM
We only use it while camping.
Easy to make on a single fire and ready within minutes.

Quite tasty too... for being an "instant ingredient"
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 08:55:29 PM
Ok ok, I’ve never tried instant mashed potatoes, but I bet that they are awesome.  :tu:
I humbly apologise for saying what I said above.  :oops:
OMG! is an Irish person even allowed to say that? I mean legally?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 08:57:35 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 09:10:58 PM
Ok ok, I’ve never tried instant mashed potatoes, but I bet that they are awesome.  :tu:
I humbly apologise for saying what I said above.  :oops:
OMG! is an Irish person even allowed to say that? I mean legally?
I’m safe, the potato police only patrol a couple of cities here and Irish Facebook, not MTO.  :angel:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: eamo on August 30, 2018, 09:27:15 PM
Ok ok, I’ve never tried instant mashed potatoes, but I bet that they are awesome.  :tu:
I humbly apologise for saying what I said above.  :oops:
OMG! is an Irish person even allowed to say that? I mean legally?
I’m safe, the potato police only patrol a couple of cities here and Irish Facebook, not MTO.  :angel:

unless someone rats you out  :whistle:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 09:31:23 PM
Eamo!  :twak: You rat faced rat!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 30, 2018, 09:34:32 PM
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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 09:52:46 PM
I could be sent to the potato gulag!  :cry:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 30, 2018, 10:02:56 PM
I could be sent to the potato gulag!  :cry:
I don't know how Fuzzy could do that to a fellow band mate Pabs. Eamo i can believe but not Fuzzy Mercury.
Who's going to play the drums now?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Nix on August 30, 2018, 10:31:35 PM
A lot of hikers on our local trails....seems like all of them....love instant mashed potatoes when camping.

Pizza in town.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Ron Who on August 30, 2018, 10:42:30 PM
Since most threads will be derailed sooner or later I guess this one is for derailed members?

I´m in!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 30, 2018, 11:28:59 PM
 Are deranged members allowed?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 30, 2018, 11:36:54 PM
 :dunno:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: ironraven on August 31, 2018, 02:37:12 AM
We can derail anything.

I have two ancestors who were part of Sherman's march to the sea. Derailment is kind of a family trait.

(http://www.sonofthesouth.net/leefoundation/civil-war/1864/december/sherman-destroying-railroads.jpg)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 10:01:48 AM
We can derail anything.

I have two ancestors who were part of Sherman's march to the sea. Derailment is kind of a family trait.

(http://www.sonofthesouth.net/leefoundation/civil-war/1864/december/sherman-destroying-railroads.jpg)

I like cake
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Antti Lammi on August 31, 2018, 10:06:12 AM
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Rng?

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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Antti Lammi on August 31, 2018, 10:09:04 AM
Can this be done(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180831/0f2fd112dd807c6caf930e00198d3244.jpg)

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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: lister on August 31, 2018, 10:12:44 AM
Can this be done(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180831/0f2fd112dd807c6caf930e00198d3244.jpg)

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Wouldn't that make it meta-derailed?  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 10:16:02 AM
I just really like cake


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 10:18:25 AM
I just really like cake


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All cake? Even the little yellow urinal cakes? At least you can get them for free.....I guess.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 10:21:07 AM
I just really like cake


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All cake? Even the little yellow urinal cakes? At least you can get them for free.....I guess.
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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Antti Lammi on August 31, 2018, 10:29:03 AM
Weather here is very nice now

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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 10:35:03 AM
If you are looking at a window, is that the same as looking out of / in at a window?





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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 10:35:56 AM
Weather here is very nice now

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Shorts and t-shirt weather, or boots and wooly hat weather?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 10:37:59 AM
If you are looking at a window, is that the same as looking out of / in at a window?

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My Sensei taught me you can look at a window or through a window. I live my life by that rule.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 10:38:19 AM
What’s the difference between making a cake and baking a cake?


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 10:41:28 AM
What’s the difference between making a cake and baking a cake?


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My Sensei taught me that you can make a cake or bake a cake and I've lived my life by that rule too.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Ron Who on August 31, 2018, 10:45:35 AM
I´ve forgotten everything my Senseis taught me. I´m completely Zen now.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 10:49:18 AM
What’s the difference between making a cake and baking a cake?


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My Sensei taught me that you can make a cake or bake a cake and I've lived my life by that rule too.

Right......did I mention that I like cake?


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 10:51:16 AM
I´ve forgotten everything my Senseis taught me. I´m completely Zen now.
It's lucky you don't live closer Ron, cuz I would ask you to be my Sensei. Would you consider doing it remotely?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 10:51:45 AM
Lads.....I just really like cake


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 10:52:18 AM
Cake is the craic!  :drink:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Ron Who on August 31, 2018, 10:52:36 AM
I´ve forgotten everything my Senseis taught me. I´m completely Zen now.
It's lucky you don't live closer Ron, cuz I would ask you to be my Sensei. Would you consider doing it remotely?
I would, my friend, but I can´t remember how.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 10:55:01 AM
+1 post count

 :rofl:


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 10:55:30 AM
What’s the difference between making a cake and baking a cake?

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My Sensei taught me that you can make a cake or bake a cake and I've lived my life by that rule too.

Right......did I mention that I like cake?

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You are hinting pretty heavily that you want some cake MMR. Your closest MTO colleagues are Pabs (who's always good for a bit of cake) and Eamo who will more than likely come all the way to you  just to push you in the river. The choice is yours - cake or river.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 10:56:44 AM
I´ve forgotten everything my Senseis taught me. I´m completely Zen now.
It's lucky you don't live closer Ron, cuz I would ask you to be my Sensei. Would you consider doing it remotely?
I would, my friend, but I can´t remember how.
Spoken like a true Zen Master. You're teaching me already! Deep.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 11:00:48 AM
What’s the difference between making a cake and baking a cake?

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My Sensei taught me that you can make a cake or bake a cake and I've lived my life by that rule too.

Right......did I mention that I like cake?

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You are hinting pretty heavily that you want some cake MMR. Your closest MTO colleagues are Pabs (who's always good for a bit of cake) and Eamo who will more than likely come all the way to you  just to push you in the river. The choice is yours - cake or river.


Is there such a thing as river cake? ...or cake river?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Antti Lammi on August 31, 2018, 11:03:13 AM


Weather here is very nice now

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Shorts and t-shirt weather, or boots and wooly hat weather?

To me its shorts and t-shirt weather to others it may be wooly hat and boots

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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 11:05:01 AM


Weather here is very nice now

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Shorts and t-shirt weather, or boots and wooly hat weather?

To me its shorts and t-shirt weather to others it may be wooly hat and boots

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Is that good weather for cake?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 11:27:17 AM
I like a nice small piece of chocolate cake sometimes, it’s good craic. :tu:
Cheesecake, sponge cake, are good too. :drool:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 11:31:04 AM
Sometimes on the U Boat when we get sick of salty porridge, we put salty porridge into a cake tin and pretend it's cake. but it's not. It's salty porridge. Can't remember what cake tastes like.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 12:00:20 PM

Does Apple tart count as cake?

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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:06:46 PM
Given your enthusiasm for cake you're best placed to answer that question.  :pok:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:08:16 PM
Question: That cake box is nice - where does the cake supplier get them from? Also your tea is not U Boat grade. Too pale. It definitely won't put hairs on your chest.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 12:09:45 PM
Cheesecake is THE BEST.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 12:11:42 PM
Given your enthusiasm for cake you're best placed to answer that question.  :pok:

:rofl:

Does that count as derailing the thread?





...because I really like cake.





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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 12:15:19 PM
Speaking as a potahto eatin half Irish paddy, hearsay! I bet you weigh as much as a duck.  >:( light the fire at the stake!
I heard that Hear'Say is your favourite band Pabs. Or is that just hearsay?
Either way, it's heresy.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 12:17:23 PM
Speaking as a potahto eatin half Irish paddy, hearsay! I bet you weigh as much as a duck.  >:( light the fire at the stake!
I heard that Hear'Say is your favourite band Pabs. Or is that just hearsay?
Either way, it's heresy.

Is there something called heresy cake?


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:17:51 PM
Cheesecake is THE BEST.
That is a BOLD STATEMENT.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 12:18:41 PM
No, this is a bold statement.  :twak:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 12:19:26 PM
I suggest CAPITAL PUNISHMENT for Mags.  :pok:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 12:19:44 PM
... in London.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:20:10 PM
Speaking as a potahto eatin half Irish paddy, hearsay! I bet you weigh as much as a duck.  >:( light the fire at the stake!
I heard that Hear'Say is your favourite band Pabs. Or is that just hearsay?
Either way, it's heresy.

Is there something called heresy cake?


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Mmmmmmmm, sacrelicious
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:20:58 PM
No, this is a bold statement.  :twak:
No, THIS is a Bold Statement
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 12:22:01 PM
Is there something called heresy cake?
I wish someone would come up to me and say "here's ya cake"...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 12:22:42 PM
No, this is a bold statement.  :twak:
No, THIS is a Bold Statement

Is there something called bold cake?


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:23:23 PM
Is there something called heresy cake?
I wish someone would come up to me and say "here's ya cake"...
Your nearest MTO Colleague is Zoidberg, but he is probably too injured to help.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 12:25:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACAYTHqJsss
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 12:26:01 PM
Question: That cake box is nice - where does the cake supplier get them from? Also your tea is not U Boat grade. Too pale. It definitely won't put hairs on your chest.
The boxes are made by the same people that assemble SAKs.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:26:09 PM
I suggest CAPITAL PUNISHMENT for Mags.  :pok:
Blimey! That's severe.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:27:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CRYkMmpEeE
James Brown could make any song funky!

Example - Ooh, my library card has expired. Take it to the Bridge OW!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:28:15 PM
Question: That cake box is nice - where does the cake supplier get them from? Also your tea is not U Boat grade. Too pale. It definitely won't put hairs on your chest.
The boxes are made by the same people that assemble SAKs.
Interesting...... Maybe that's the box that mechy has been after for so long. Should we tell him?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 12:29:58 PM
I suggest CAPITAL PUNISHMENT for Mags.  :pok:
Blimey! That's severe.
I believe I have a case.....
Show content
an UPPER CASE

And you spelt sever wrong.  :pok:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 12:31:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CRYkMmpEeE
James Brown could make any song funky!

Example - Ooh, my library card has expired. Take it to the Bridge OW!

Do you think James Brown liked cake?


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:32:15 PM
I suggest CAPITAL PUNISHMENT for Mags.  :pok:
Blimey! That's severe.
I believe I have a case.....
Show content
an UPPER CASE
:facepalm: Lucky for you I don't believe in capital punishment Syncy, because you just qualified with that. Take THAT to the bridge OW!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 12:33:10 PM
I hope it hurt!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:35:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CRYkMmpEeE
James Brown could make any song funky!

Example - Ooh, my library card has expired. Take it to the Bridge OW!

Do you think James Brown liked cake?


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He certainly wrote about them enough -

Papa's got a Brand New Cake

Baking in America

It's a Mans Mans Cake

I got Cake (I Feel Good)

Get Up (I Feel Like Eating) A Sex Cake

Say it Loud, I Like Cake and I'm Proud
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:36:32 PM
I hope it hurt!
More than you'll ever know.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 12:37:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CRYkMmpEeE
James Brown could make any song funky!

Example - Ooh, my library card has expired. Take it to the Bridge OW!

Do you think James Brown liked cake?


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He certainly wrote about them enough -

Papa's got a Brand New Cake

Baking in America

It's a Mans Mans Cake

I got Cake (I Feel Good)

Get Up (I Feel Like Eating) A Sex Cake

Say it Loud, I Like Cake and I'm Proud


Great.....did I say that I like cake too?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:39:12 PM
If I had a pound for every time you said you like cake I wouldn't have to be a professional wrestler any more.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 12:39:25 PM
You forgot Give It Up Or Turnit Out On A Cooling Rack. Ice When Cool.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 12:40:45 PM
If I had a pound for every time you said you like cake I wouldn't have to be a professional wrestler any more.

Okay, just making sure, because I really do like cake
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 12:42:51 PM
You forgot Give It Up Or Turnit Out On A Cooling Rack. Ice When Cool.

Is that how you make cake?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 12:43:06 PM
The Popcorn Cakeporn
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 12:43:57 PM
You forgot Give It Up Or Turnit Out On A Cooling Rack. Ice When Cool.

Is that how you make cake?
I don't make cake. I just eat it bake it.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 12:45:07 PM
You forgot Give It Up Or Turnit Out On A Cooling Rack. Ice When Cool.

Is that how you make cake?
I don't make cake. I just eat it bake it.

So you like cake too?



...because I really like cake
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:49:03 PM
Are you the Muffin Man that Frank Zappa sung of?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 12:52:15 PM
Are you the Muffin Man that Frank Zappa sung of?

Does/did the Muffin Man like cake?

..what about Frank Zappa? ...did he like cake?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 12:58:27 PM
Are you the Muffin Man that Frank Zappa sung of?

Does/did the Muffin Man like cake?

..what about Frank Zappa? ...did he like cake?
The Muffin Man was just plain Gerald Clifford before changing his diet to cake. Just cake, predominantly muffins. His friends and family started to call him the Muffin Man. His neighbour, Frank Zappa, felt moved to write the song about him as a tribute after Gerald unfortunately died from cake.

As for himself, seeing Gerald during his last few days, being fed cake intravenously, put Frank off cake forever and prompted him to add a warning on all of his consequent albums about the dangers of a purely cake diet. You can tell on his later albums that he misses the sweet sweetness offered by a nice piece of cake - they are a bitter listen.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 01:03:15 PM
Are you the Muffin Man that Frank Zappa sung of?

Does/did the Muffin Man like cake?

..what about Frank Zappa? ...did he like cake?
The Muffin Man was just plain Gerald Clifford before changing his diet to cake. Just cake, predominantly muffins. His friends and family started to call him the Muffin Man. His neighbour, Frank Zappa, felt moved to write the song about him as a tribute after Gerald unfortunately died from cake.

As for himself, seeing Gerald during his last few days, being fed cake intravenously, put Frank off cake forever and prompted him to add a warning on all of his consequent albums about the dangers of a purely cake diet. You can tell on his later albums that he misses the sweet sweetness offered by a nice piece of cake - they are a bitter listen.

So they liked cake too?

Because I really like Cake


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 01:07:50 PM
Just be careful though MMR - As Freddy Mercury (and Fuzzy Mercury in the now sadly defunct Fuzzy Mercury and the Tough Queens) sang, Too much Cake Will Kill You in the End.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 01:10:15 PM
I like Cake....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KmB8Laemg

But I miss a rising action....  :whistle:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 01:16:25 PM
Yeah, I agree with Jens, it's ok, but could be much better with the rising action. Nice baking reference Jens - He knows.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 01:21:26 PM
More baking powder then perhaps?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 01:36:00 PM
This is ground control to major Tom

You’ve really made them cakes

And the newspapers want to know which ones your fav’

Now it’s time to leave the bakery if you dare!

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 01:56:59 PM
Cake cake I love me some cake  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 02:00:43 PM
This is ground control to major Tom

You’ve really made them cakes

And the newspapers want to know which ones your fav’

Now it’s time to leave the bakery if you dare!


 :clap:

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your cake hasn't risen, there's something wrong
Can you fix it, Major Tom?
Can you bake it, Major Tom?
Can you ice it, Major Tom?
Can you-
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 02:01:17 PM
Cake cake I love me some cake  :D
Yeah, cakes with a file in it.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 02:03:21 PM
Cake cake I love me some cake  :D
Yeah, cakes with a file in it.
No that’s just for my mum :whistle:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 02:24:55 PM
Spent all evening (until 8.30 when it's bedtime) practising ace karate chops and kicks for when I see you and your gang next. I accidently karate chopped my Airfix Lancaster Bomber model so I'm extra cross. Watch out Kung Fu Rascals!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on August 31, 2018, 02:42:06 PM
No need... Wspeed has meanwhile offered to take his mum's place in the Old Bailey.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 02:46:42 PM
No need... Wspeed has meanwhile offered to take his mum's place in the Old Bailey.
He's such a scaredy cat. He'll need all his non existent kung fu skills in prison.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 03:04:44 PM
Hold up  >:(
I am still here and we don’t run from no one  :mn:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 03:15:34 PM
Hold up  >:(
I am not all there and run away from everyone even tiny mice and toddlers and spiders, oo I hate spiders, they make scream  :ahhh  :mn:

FTFY
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Antti Lammi on August 31, 2018, 03:24:18 PM


Weather here is very nice now

Only Tools Matters
Shorts and t-shirt weather, or boots and wooly hat weather?

To me its shorts and t-shirt weather to others it may be wooly hat and boots

Only Tools Matters

Is that good weather for cake?
Its awlways good weather for cake

Only Tools Matters

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 03:55:36 PM
Hold up  >:(
I am not all there and run away from everyone even tiny mice and toddlers and spiders, oo I hate spiders, they make scream  :ahhh  :mn:

FTFY
:wait:  not funny  :twak:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 03:56:55 PM
You have had it magentus  :rant:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Yadda on August 31, 2018, 04:00:03 PM
I'm totally confused.  Why would anyone come into this room williningly?   Oh look......kumquats!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 04:00:47 PM
Oooo, I'm sooooooo scared. Don't forget I was practising my Karate moves for ages last night. I'm also extra strong because I had two lunches today and will be watching a Bruce Lee film after tea tonight. It's up to you but I wouldn't want to start a fight with me at the moment.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 04:01:14 PM
I'm totally confused.  Why would anyone come into this room williningly?   Oh look......kumquats!
Kumwhats?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Yadda on August 31, 2018, 04:02:50 PM
I'm totally confused.  Why would anyone come into this room williningly?   Oh look......kumquats!
Kumwhats?

What?   Maybe loquats?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 04:06:09 PM
Loquat? So what?

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 04:06:14 PM
I'm totally confused.  Why would anyone come into this room williningly?   Oh look......kumquats!
Kumwhats?

What?   Maybe loquats?
I love locusts!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 04:09:55 PM
I'm totally confused.  Why would anyone come into this room williningly?   Oh look......kumquats!
Kumwhats?

What?   Maybe loquats?
I love locusts!
I don't like expensive locusts, but love low cost locusts in low cut cat costumes
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 04:11:26 PM
I'm totally confused.  Why would anyone come into this room williningly?   Oh look......kumquats!
Kumwhats?

What?   Maybe loquats?
I love locusts!
I don't like expensive locusts, but love low cost locusts in low cut cat costumes

Do they make those as cakes?


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 04:12:23 PM
I'm totally confused.  Why would anyone come into this room williningly?   Oh look......kumquats!
Kumwhats?

What?   Maybe loquats?
I love locusts!
I don't like expensive locusts, but love low cost locusts in low cut cat costumes

Do they make those as cakes?


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Not sure - google it.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 04:14:04 PM
CAKE did someone say cake  :drool:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 04:19:32 PM
CAKE did someone say cake  :drool:
I’m not sure.  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 04:22:09 PM
CAKE did someone say cake  :drool:
Have some of this delicious cake Wspeed, it's definitely not me and my Karate gang disguised as cupcakes ready to leap out and chop you into next week.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 04:30:58 PM
CAKE did someone say cake  :drool:
Have some of this delicious cake Wspeed, it's definitely not me and my Karate gang disguised as cupcakes ready to leap out and chop you into next week.

We will be ready for your little gang
And when we are finished with you lot
You will be wishing that you are a cupcake :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 04:38:11 PM
Even a cupcake could beat your gang Wspeed, and then that cupcake would swagger into our manor to boast that it, a lone cupcake, has beaten the Kung Fu Rascals in mortal combat, and then I would eat that cupcake in one bite because it's just a little cupcake.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 04:43:39 PM
You wait magentus I hope for you that we
don’t get hold of your so called gang
Before school starts again
And don’t start crying to Miss again
When I slap you about for the 3rd time  :whistle:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 04:51:23 PM
You wait magentus I hope for you that we
don’t get hold of your so called gang
Before school starts again
And don’t start crying to Miss again
When I slap you about for the 3rd time  :whistle:
It's so lucky for you and your gang of babies that we live on different sides of a busy and dangerous road. If we wanted to we could do karate leaps over all the cars and fight your baby club but we just can't be bothered at the moment. Martin has got to wear an eye patch because of conjunctivitus and philip has got asthma. I could fight all on my own but it wouldn't be fair on you. Lucky for you. This time.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 05:14:29 PM
You wait magentus I hope for you that we
don’t get hold of your so called gang
Before school starts again
And don’t start crying to Miss again
When I slap you about for the 3rd time  :whistle:
It's so lucky for you and your gang of babies that we live on different sides of a busy and dangerous road. If we wanted to we could do karate leaps over all the cars and fight your baby club but we just can't be bothered at the moment. Martin has got to wear an eye patch because of conjunctivitus and philip has got asthma. I could fight all on my own but it wouldn't be fair on you. Lucky for you. This time.
Anytime you and your gang are ready let me know  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 31, 2018, 05:23:00 PM
Scones...

When I make scones, I like to put an egg into the mix, but all my ladyfriends think that's unnecessary...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on August 31, 2018, 05:26:05 PM
You guys do know the the cake is a lie? Right?

I mean seriously...

 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 05:35:24 PM
Lalalala I am not listening  :ahhh :ahhh
Stop telling lies AlephZero  :twak:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 31, 2018, 06:11:44 PM
I'm no fan of me me me look at me Emma Watson and I'd rather stab myself in the face with a bic than watch one of her films, but I do find this gif rather alluring and hypnotic...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/4wMlW2RcOCVCU/giphy.gif)

Is there something wrong with me?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 06:14:24 PM
If there is something wrong with you, then there is something wrong with me also.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 06:15:43 PM
And me :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 06:19:20 PM
I like to add a hard boiled egg to a sandwich when entertaining a ladyfriend. It adds a touch of class to the proceedings.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 31, 2018, 06:25:57 PM
Cress?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 06:26:25 PM
Don't mind if I do.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 06:28:20 PM
I like mung sprouts
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 31, 2018, 06:42:31 PM
No Pabs... no. It's cress or nothing at all. None of your poncey millenial metrosexual new fangled nonsense here... thank you very much.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 06:47:30 PM
What about cake  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 06:53:16 PM
After winning a fight against the kung fu rascals me and my gang of karate experts like to celebrate at Mr Lallies corner shop with a Fu Man Chew and a packet of pickled onion monster munch each, knocked back with an Um Bongo. Nice.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 31, 2018, 06:58:28 PM
Cake's fine Speedy (as long as it's not a poncey one with beetroot or something) as is anything involving pickled onions... especially Monster Munch and Space Raiders... on safe ground with pickled onions.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on August 31, 2018, 06:58:49 PM
Howly smurf!

There's something wrong with me too! :ahhh
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on August 31, 2018, 06:59:39 PM
I always thought Emma Watson was a hotty :dd:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 31, 2018, 07:00:43 PM
Howly smurf!

There's something wrong with me too! :ahhh

I know right? Can't stop looking at it!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 07:03:55 PM
What about cake  :think:


Did someone say cake!?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 07:13:04 PM
What about cake  :think:


Did someone say cake!?
I love a bit of cake  :drool:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 07:20:29 PM
After winning a fight against the kung fu rascals me and my gang of karate experts like to celebrate at Mr Lallies corner shop with a Fu Man Chew and a packet of pickled onion monster munch each, knocked back with an Um Bongo. Nice.
You have been lucky this time magentus
We won’t let that happen again  :rant:

If Mike didn’t have that graze on his
knee we would of beaten your karate gang  >:(

You knew we were a man short
That’s the only reason you attacked us  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 07:23:29 PM
Cake's fine Speedy (as long as it's not a poncey one with beetroot or something) as is anything involving pickled onions... especially Monster Munch and Space Raiders... on safe ground with pickled onions.
How about a strawberry and cream cake  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 07:24:23 PM
YES!!!


....I like cake!


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 07:26:17 PM
YES!!!


....I like cake!


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Me to I love a bit of cake me :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 07:45:58 PM
After winning a fight against the kung fu rascals me and my gang of karate experts like to celebrate at Mr Lallies corner shop with a Fu Man Chew and a packet of pickled onion monster munch each, knocked back with an Um Bongo. Nice.
You have been lucky this time magentus
We won’t let that happen again  :rant:

If Mike didn’t have that graze on his
knee we would of beaten your karate gang  >:(

You knew we were a man short
That’s the only reason you attacked us  :facepalm:
The gang hopes Mike gets well soon - We thought he was limping after rounders at the park the other day, but we reckoned he was putting it on because of dropping the bat on his foot so many times.

As we live by the ancient and honourable code of karate experts we are prepared to wait until Mike's knee is better before we attack you again. 

Kendo Nagasaki, as our sensai says.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 07:46:28 PM
YES!!!


....I like cake!


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Me to I love a bit of cake me :D


Same here, just ask magentus how much I love cake




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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 07:48:26 PM
You can never have enough cake  :drool: :tu:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 07:51:14 PM
Nobody loves cake as much as you do MMR - you're its greatest fan and no mistake. 

We will all miss you if you explode though.  Due to cake.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 07:53:50 PM
After winning a fight against the kung fu rascals me and my gang of karate experts like to celebrate at Mr Lallies corner shop with a Fu Man Chew and a packet of pickled onion monster munch each, knocked back with an Um Bongo. Nice.
You have been lucky this time magentus
We won’t let that happen again  :rant:

If Mike didn’t have that graze on his
knee we would of beaten your karate gang  >:(

You knew we were a man short
That’s the only reason you attacked us  :facepalm:
The gang hopes Mike gets well soon - We thought he was limping after rounders at the park the other day, but we reckoned he was putting it on because of dropping the bat on his foot so many times.

As we live by the ancient and honourable code of karate experts we are prepared to wait until Mike's knee is better before we attack you again. 

Kendo Nagasaki, as our sensai says.
That’s very honourable of you  :like:
We will be ready this time
Well ones Mike’s knee is healed  :tu:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 07:58:18 PM
As a gesture of goodwill we have tied a bag of rhubarb and custards to a frisbee and have thrown it across the street to your side.  We didn't even lick them or nothing.

Kendo Nagasaki.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 07:59:31 PM
As a gesture of goodwill we have tied a bag of rhubarb and custards to a frisbee and have thrown it across the street to your side.  We didn't even lick them or nothing.

Kendo Nagasaki.
We don’t trust anything you give us  :(
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 08:27:40 PM
Nobody loves cake as much as you do MMR - you're its greatest fan and no mistake. 

We will all miss you if you explode though.  Due to cake.

Mmm yes, I just really like cake


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 31, 2018, 08:33:48 PM
As a gesture of goodwill we have tied a bag of rhubarb and custards to a frisbee and have thrown it across the street to your side.  We didn't even lick them or nothing.

Kendo Nagasaki.
We don’t trust anything you give us  :(

Well, that's charming that is! Some people...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 31, 2018, 08:38:18 PM
Nobody loves cake as much as you do MMR - you're its greatest fan and no mistake. 

We will all miss you if you explode though.  Due to cake.

Mmm yes, I just really like cake


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That's you, that is...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/rcheUKW0L4DNS/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 08:40:47 PM
As a gesture of goodwill we have tied a bag of rhubarb and custards to a frisbee and have thrown it across the street to your side.  We didn't even lick them or nothing.

Kendo Nagasaki.
We don’t trust anything you give us  :(

Well, that's charming that is! Some people...
I now Fuzzy but I can not trust
someone who has just given me a kicking  >:(
And my jaw is in total agony  :cry:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 08:44:40 PM
Nobody loves cake as much as you do MMR - you're its greatest fan and no mistake. 

We will all miss you if you explode though.  Due to cake.

Mmm yes, I just really like cake


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That's you, that is...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/rcheUKW0L4DNS/giphy.gif)

Where did you get the gif of me from my birthday from?

But OMG yes, CAKE ME! ...yes, cake me! ....I just really like Cake!


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 08:49:45 PM
Nobody loves cake as much as you do MMR - you're its greatest fan and no mistake. 

We will all miss you if you explode though.  Due to cake.

Mmm yes, I just really like cake


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That's you, that is...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/rcheUKW0L4DNS/giphy.gif)

Where did you get the gif of me from my birthday from?

But OMG yes, CAKE ME! ...yes, cake me! ....I just really like Cake!


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So you like cake then  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 08:51:06 PM

Where did you get the gif of me from my birthday from?

But OMG yes, CAKE ME! ...yes, cake me! ....I just really like Cake!


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So you like cake then  :D
I’m not sure.  :dunno:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 08:53:29 PM

Where did you get the gif of me from my birthday from?

But OMG yes, CAKE ME! ...yes, cake me! ....I just really like Cake!


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So you like cake then  :D
I’m not sure.  :dunno:
Neither do I  :think: :dunno:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 09:23:30 PM
Howly smurf!

There's something wrong with me too! :ahhh

I know right? Can't stop looking at it!
Did anyone else leave this tab open on Emma and continue browsing in a new tab?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on August 31, 2018, 09:26:27 PM
Let's watch it in Slowmo!
(http://www.lovethisgif.com/uploaded_images/48932-From-The-Mind-Of-A-Recovering-5150-X-dj-Your-30-Favorite-Women-Of-....gif)

:dd:

:drool:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 09:28:49 PM
Make that two tabs....
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 09:30:02 PM
I want a cheeseburger  :gimme:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 09:30:20 PM
Nobody loves cake as much as you do MMR - you're its greatest fan and no mistake. 

We will all miss you if you explode though.  Due to cake.

Mmm yes, I just really like cake


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That's you, that is...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/rcheUKW0L4DNS/giphy.gif)

Where did you get the gif of me from my birthday from?

But OMG yes, CAKE ME! ...yes, cake me! ....I just really like Cake!


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So you like cake then  :D

How did you know?

Did magentus tell on me?


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on August 31, 2018, 09:30:26 PM
Make that two tabs....
:rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 09:33:04 PM
Nobody loves cake as much as you do MMR - you're its greatest fan and no mistake. 

We will all miss you if you explode though.  Due to cake.

Mmm yes, I just really like cake


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That's you, that is...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/rcheUKW0L4DNS/giphy.gif)

Where did you get the gif of me from my birthday from?

But OMG yes, CAKE ME! ...yes, cake me! ....I just really like Cake!


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So you like cake then  :D

How did you know?

Did magentus tell on me?


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Yes he did he just loves gossiping  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 09:44:31 PM
Nobody loves cake as much as you do MMR - you're its greatest fan and no mistake. 

We will all miss you if you explode though.  Due to cake.

Mmm yes, I just really like cake


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That's you, that is...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/rcheUKW0L4DNS/giphy.gif)

Where did you get the gif of me from my birthday from?

But OMG yes, CAKE ME! ...yes, cake me! ....I just really like Cake!


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So you like cake then  :D

How did you know?

Did magentus tell on me?


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Yes he did he just loves gossiping  :D

I knew it! ...I have had my suspicions for a while now. You can’t trust anyone these days.

I need some cake now!


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 09:48:40 PM
Nobody loves cake as much as you do MMR - you're its greatest fan and no mistake. 

We will all miss you if you explode though.  Due to cake.

Mmm yes, I just really like cake


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That's you, that is...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/rcheUKW0L4DNS/giphy.gif)

Where did you get the gif of me from my birthday from?

But OMG yes, CAKE ME! ...yes, cake me! ....I just really like Cake!


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So you like cake then  :D

How did you know?

Did magentus tell on me?


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Yes he did he just loves gossiping  :D

I knew it! ...I have had my suspicions for a while now. You can’t trust anyone these days.

I need some cake now!


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Can’t blame you go and have some cake  :tu:
Just remember magentus is a grass :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 09:57:50 PM
Right! All of you are on my Karate Gang's S Hit List. We'll strike when you least suspect it.

And I bought cake for everyone but you can't have it now you bunch of gossips.


Nearly finished season one of Clone Wars. Just the last episode to watch, then off to play Twi'lik Dance Off.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 09:59:27 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 10:01:14 PM
Right! All of you are on my Karate Gang's S Hit List. We'll strike when you least suspect it.

And I bought cake for everyone but you can't have it now you bunch of gossips.


Nearly finished season one of Clone Wars. Just the last episode to watch, then off to play Twi'lik Dance Off.

Can I haZ som of ur cake? :drool:


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 10:05:17 PM
Right! All of you are on my Karate Gang's S Hit List. We'll strike when you least suspect it.

And I bought cake for everyone but you can't have it now you bunch of gossips.


Nearly finished season one of Clone Wars. Just the last episode to watch, then off to play Twi'lik Dance Off.

Can I haZ som of ur cake? :drool:


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Question: Are you a gossip?
Answer:    Yes
Question: Are you on the Karate Tough Boys S Hit List?
Answer:    Yes
Question: Will you be getting any delicious cake?
Answer:    No.


Munch Munch Munch Yummy cake Munch Munch Slurp
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 10:06:46 PM
Right! All of you are on my Karate Gang's S Hit List. We'll strike when you least suspect it.

And I bought cake for everyone but you can't have it now you bunch of gossips.


Nearly finished season one of Clone Wars. Just the last episode to watch, then off to play Twi'lik Dance Off.

Can I haZ som of ur cake? :drool:


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Question: Are you a gossip?
Answer:    Yes
Question: Are you on the Karate Tough Boys S Hit List?
Answer:    Yes
Question: Will you be getting any delicious cake?
Answer:    No.


Munch Munch Munch Yummy cake Munch Munch Slurp


But I thought I told you I like cake?


Because I really like cake.


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 10:20:05 PM
Right! All of you are on my Karate Gang's S Hit List. We'll strike when you least suspect it.

And I bought cake for everyone but you can't have it now you bunch of gossips.


Nearly finished season one of Clone Wars. Just the last episode to watch, then off to play Twi'lik Dance Off.

Can I haZ som of ur cake? :drool:


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Question: Are you a gossip?
Answer:    Yes
Question: Are you on the Karate Tough Boys S Hit List?
Answer:    Yes
Question: Will you be getting any delicious cake?
Answer:    No.


Munch Munch Munch Yummy cake Munch Munch Slurp


But I thought I told you I like cake?


Because I really like cake.


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He does like cake he does you told me so magentus  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 10:25:36 PM
Quiet you! I'm in enough trouble as it is.  I owed Darren Mattingly a bag of rhubarb and custards for farting on Fuzzbuckets brass rods I sent him.

If I don't give him the sweets he's going to tell Marlene Frogett that it was me who karate chopped her drawing of Atomic Kitten.

Better run away.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on August 31, 2018, 10:26:58 PM
I think I'm still waiting for jaffa cakes....  :dunno:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 10:27:21 PM
Yes...yes...can I have some cake now? ...Can I? ...can I? ..can I? ....please ...please ....please


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 10:27:44 PM
Quiet you! I'm in enough trouble as it is.  I owed Darren Mattingly a bag of rhubarb and custards for farting on Fuzzbuckets brass rods I sent him.

If I don't give him the sweets he's going to tell Marlene Frogett that it was me who karate chopped her drawing of Atomic Kitten.

Better run away.
You only have your self to blame  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 10:29:03 PM
Yes...yes...can I have some cake now? ...Can I? ...can I? ..can I? ....please ...please ....please


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Leave him MMR he is in a mood  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 10:31:39 PM
I just had a cheeseburger it was  :drool: :drool: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 10:49:06 PM
Yes...yes...can I have some cake now? ...Can I? ...can I? ..can I? ....please ...please ....please


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Intervention! MMR I hope you know you're among friends here and we only want what's best for you.  I think you're addicted to cake.  Wspeed told me he saw you down the docks trying to get money for cake.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on August 31, 2018, 10:50:00 PM
Yes...yes...can I have some cake now? ...Can I? ...can I? ..can I? ....please ...please ....please


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Leave him MMR he is in a mood  :D

That's right he's so not worth it is he? He's probably licked the cake anyway. Didn't you Magnowtus?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 11:01:22 PM
Yes...yes...can I have some cake now? ...Can I? ...can I? ..can I? ....please ...please ....please


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Intervention! MMR I hope you know you're among friends here and we only want what's best for you.  I think you're addicted to cake.  Wspeed told me he saw you down the docks trying to get money for cake.
Ohhh you are such a grass magentus  :rant:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 11:02:37 PM
Yes...yes...can I have some cake now? ...Can I? ...can I? ..can I? ....please ...please ....please


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Leave him MMR he is in a mood  :D

That's right he's so not worth it is he? He's probably licked the cake anyway. Didn't you Magnowtus?
Yes you are right FB he is not worth it  >:(
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on August 31, 2018, 11:04:50 PM
Who... farted on my rods?!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 11:06:09 PM
Who... farted on my rods?!
Darren Mattingly. 
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on August 31, 2018, 11:07:00 PM
Who... farted on my rods?!

That's not verdigris you know Fuzzy. Just mind you wash your hands after handling ....
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 11:07:28 PM
Yes...yes...can I have some cake now? ...Can I? ...can I? ..can I? ....please ...please ....please


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Leave him MMR he is in a mood  :D

That's right he's so not worth it is he? He's probably licked the cake anyway. Didn't you Magnowtus?
Who is Magnowtus even? I didn't lick the cakes..................

I found them.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 11:12:49 PM
Who... farted on my rods?!
Darren Mattingly. 
You just can’t help yourself can you magentus  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on August 31, 2018, 11:20:40 PM
I was brought up to tell the truth.

Unless it gets me in trouble.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 11:25:03 PM
 :td: :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on August 31, 2018, 11:25:19 PM
I was brought up to tell the truth.

Unless it gets me in trouble.

There was something about Lying on telly** yesterday. Apparently it's quite hard to go for a week without telling porkies. And it doesn't seem to make you happy either.

It's usually Reality that's got it wrong apparently*

*see The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
**not about being prone atop a television for the record

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on August 31, 2018, 11:30:28 PM
Yes...yes...can I have some cake now? ...Can I? ...can I? ..can I? ....please ...please ....please


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Intervention! MMR I hope you know you're among friends here and we only want what's best for you.  I think you're addicted to cake.  Wspeed told me he saw you down the docks trying to get money for cake.

God dang it, Wspeed why did you have to tell him that? ...I’m heartbroken now,I though we were friends? :’(

I need some cake to cheer me up


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on August 31, 2018, 11:34:42 PM
Psst, MMR, I’m not supposed to do this, but check the kitchen, I left something.  :pok:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on August 31, 2018, 11:49:58 PM
Yes...yes...can I have some cake now? ...Can I? ...can I? ..can I? ....please ...please ....please


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Intervention! MMR I hope you know you're among friends here and we only want what's best for you.  I think you're addicted to cake.  Wspeed told me he saw you down the docks trying to get money for cake.

God dang it, Wspeed why did you have to tell him that? ...I’m heartbroken now,I though we were friends? :’(

I need some cake to cheer me up


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Don’t believe magentus he always tells lies
And I don’t know where he
got that info from but it wasn’t me :tu:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 01, 2018, 12:08:39 AM
Psst, MMR, I’m not supposed to do this, but check the kitchen, I left something.  :pok:
Gosh Donny, why can't you do that sort of thing in the toilet like everyone else?  :o
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 01, 2018, 12:10:29 AM
Psst, MMR, I’m not supposed to do this, but check the kitchen, I left something.  :pok:
Gosh Donny, why can't you do that sort of thing in the toilet like everyone else?  :o
It is chocolate!  :twak:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 12:32:09 AM
 Good night one and all. Sweet dreams.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 12:32:46 AM
Psst, MMR, I’m not supposed to do this, but check the kitchen, I left something.  :pok:
Gosh Donny, why can't you do that sort of thing in the toilet like everyone else?  :o
It is chocolate!  :twak:
What is that a chocolate poo :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 12:34:22 AM
Good night one and all. Sweet dreams.
Same to you magentus it has been fun today  :cheers:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 01, 2018, 12:36:05 AM
 :waving:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Yadda on September 01, 2018, 02:24:03 AM
Loquat? So what?

So what? Sunquat!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on September 01, 2018, 07:40:28 AM
I was brought up to tell the truth.

Unless it gets me in trouble.

Yeh, I was kinda curious about something...

How can you be half-arsed? Does that mean you only have one cheek? Or are you missing half of both?  ???
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 09:33:09 AM
I was brought up to tell the truth.

Unless it gets me in trouble.

Yeh, I was kinda curious about something...

How can you be half-arsed? Does that mean you only have one cheek? Or are you missing half of both?  ???
Serious answer: it's an english phrase meaning 'without enthusiasm or care'

Fun answer: got one cheek blown off in a misguided game of 'musical chairs' in the torpedo store.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on September 01, 2018, 09:34:33 AM
I was brought up to tell the truth.

Unless it gets me in trouble.

Yeh, I was kinda curious about something...

How can you be half-arsed? Does that mean you only have one cheek? Or are you missing half of both?  ???
Serious answer: it's an english phrase meaning 'without enthusiasm or care'

Fun answer: got one cheek blown off in a misguided game of 'musical chairs' in the torpedo store.

 :rofl:

And yes, I did know the serious answer...  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on September 01, 2018, 09:35:01 AM
There's a torpedo store??
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 09:37:29 AM
A Good morning to all derailment squad members.  :salute:

Let's keep this thread off track today.

I prefer a B-Wing but would be much more suited to flying a Y-Wing and would appreciate the company of the extra crew member.

Thoughts?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 09:38:16 AM
There's a torpedo store??
Um, yes but we didn't tell you for obvious reasons.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on September 01, 2018, 09:39:23 AM
>:D

Muahahahaaaa-uch-uch-aahaaahaaa
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 09:46:58 AM
Good night one and all. Sweet dreams.
Same to you magentus it has been fun today  :cheers:
It won't be so fun for your gang once mikes knee is better.  We will deliver a karate storm the likes of which you've never seen.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 01, 2018, 11:23:45 AM
Good night one and all. Sweet dreams.
Same to you magentus it has been fun today  :cheers:
It won't be so fun for your gang once mikes knee is better.  We will deliver a karate storm the likes of which you've never seen.

I had cake for breakfast......now I feel cakeing better!


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 11:24:32 AM
A Good morning to all derailment squad members.  :salute:

Let's keep this thread off track today.

I prefer a B-Wing but would be much more suited to flying a Y-Wing and would appreciate the company of the extra crew member.

Thoughts?


I like the Snowspeeders: you've got the option of having an extra crew member, but with the the added security of not having to actually look at/face them etc, you get use a harpoon, it doesn't look too complicated... probably does shift snow quite adequately - I imagine you could clear a driveway with one run...

P-tew p-tew...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 11:48:10 AM
A Good morning to all derailment squad members.  :salute:

Let's keep this thread off track today.

I prefer a B-Wing but would be much more suited to flying a Y-Wing and would appreciate the company of the extra crew member.

Thoughts?


I like the Snowspeeders: you've got the option of having an extra crew member, but with the the added security of not having to actually look at/face them etc, you get use a harpoon, it doesn't look too complicated... probably does shift snow quite adequately - I imagine you could clear a driveway with one run...

P-tew p-tew...
As usual Fuzzy, You clear through the fog of snow (using a, if you pardon the hm reference, snowspeeder) to the nub of the matter. Magnificent clarity.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 11:49:52 AM
 In other news, I am representing a thrash metal band of actual chickens and am trying to persuade them to change their name from The Bwakers.

Two possible options I have are:

Layer

Eggerdeth

Thoughts?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 01, 2018, 11:57:18 AM
A-wings!  :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 12:00:18 PM
Eggerdeth!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 12:08:05 PM
A-wings!  :like:
Pour quoi?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 12:08:59 PM
A-wings!  :like:

Pfffft A Wings? Come on eh!!!  :twak:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 01, 2018, 12:11:18 PM
An A wing brought down the Executor...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 12:11:45 PM
A-wings!  :like:
Pour quoi?

I'm a bit partial to bit of potpourri... not very fashionable I know...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 12:12:27 PM
An A wing brought down the Executor...

Aye, by accident... because they're so crap.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 01, 2018, 12:15:37 PM
An A wing brought down the Executor...

Aye, by accident... because they're so crap.
:twak:
The reason was both opportunity and superior speeeeed.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 12:21:38 PM
An A wing brought down the Executor...

Aye, by accident... because they're so crap.
:twak:
The reason was both opportunity and superior speeeeed.

The aaaaghhh fella crashed it (by accident, cos it was crap) into the super star destroyer, which in turn crashed into the death star - the whole thing was a disaster!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 12:28:57 PM
An A wing brought down the Executor...

Aye, by accident... because they're so crap.
:twak:
The reason was both opportunity and superior speeeeed.

The aaaaghhh fella crashed it (by accident, cos it was crap) into the super star destroyer, which in turn crashed into the death star - the whole thing was a disaster!

Look... look at the dashcam footage, he doesn't even get shot, he just spins about going aaaaghhh etc... He could just as easily crashed into a rebel ship as anything. Akbar looked relived...

https://youtu.be/sMqR0ANOSVM
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 01, 2018, 12:28:57 PM
An A wing brought down the Executor...

Aye, by accident... because they're so crap.
:twak:
The reason was both opportunity and superior speeeeed.

The aaaaghhh fella crashed it (by accident, cos it was crap) into the super star destroyer, which in turn crashed into the death star - the whole thing was a disaster!
So what you’re telling me is that for destroying humongous space ships, a little space ship is more effective than all the lasers on a medium space ship?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 12:33:11 PM
An A wing brought down the Executor...

Aye, by accident... because they're so crap.
:twak:
The reason was both opportunity and superior speeeeed.

The aaaaghhh fella crashed it (by accident, cos it was crap) into the super star destroyer, which in turn crashed into the death star - the whole thing was a disaster!
So what you’re telling me is that for destroying humongous space ships, a little space ship is more effective than all the lasers on a medium space ship?

What I'm saying is, he was out of control in a thing that wasn't spaceworthy, probably without insurance... somebody could've been killed...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 01, 2018, 12:33:24 PM
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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 12:35:45 PM
Did you just knock that up just now? That's good that is!  :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 01, 2018, 12:38:12 PM
An A wing brought down the Executor...

Aye, by accident... because they're so crap.
:twak:
The reason was both opportunity and superior speeeeed.

The aaaaghhh fella crashed it (by accident, cos it was crap) into the super star destroyer, which in turn crashed into the death star - the whole thing was a disaster!
So what you’re telling me is that for destroying humongous space ships, a little space ship is more effective than all the lasers on a medium space ship?

What I'm saying is, he was out of control in a thing that wasn't spaceworthy, probably without insurance... somebody could've been killed...
I’m pretty sure that the Rebels have insurance that covers “Acts of Empire”.  :think:
And it wasn’t spaceworthy because a smurfing super star destroyer broke it!!!!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 01, 2018, 12:38:46 PM
I can't read Akbar's expression when the ship crashes and I can't understand what glanshead is saying.  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 12:59:00 PM
I can't read Akbar's expression when the ship crashes and I can't understand what glanshead is saying.  :think:

I can read him like a book, first he goes, smurfing hell, did you see that? Then he puts his head down as if, that was smurfing close, what a piece of crap.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 01:00:42 PM
An A wing brought down the Executor...

Aye, by accident... because they're so crap.
:twak:
The reason was both opportunity and superior speeeeed.

The aaaaghhh fella crashed it (by accident, cos it was crap) into the super star destroyer, which in turn crashed into the death star - the whole thing was a disaster!
So what you’re telling me is that for destroying humongous space ships, a little space ship is more effective than all the lasers on a medium space ship?

What I'm saying is, he was out of control in a thing that wasn't spaceworthy, probably without insurance... somebody could've been killed...
I’m pretty sure that the Rebels have insurance that covers “Acts of Empire”.  :think:
And it wasn’t spaceworthy because a smurfing super star destroyer broke it!!!!

Well... didn't take much to break it, did it?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 01, 2018, 01:03:35 PM
An A wing brought down the Executor...

Aye, by accident... because they're so crap.
:twak:
The reason was both opportunity and superior speeeeed.

The aaaaghhh fella crashed it (by accident, cos it was crap) into the super star destroyer, which in turn crashed into the death star - the whole thing was a disaster!
So what you’re telling me is that for destroying humongous space ships, a little space ship is more effective than all the lasers on a medium space ship?

What I'm saying is, he was out of control in a thing that wasn't spaceworthy, probably without insurance... somebody could've been killed...
I’m pretty sure that the Rebels have insurance that covers “Acts of Empire”.  :think:
And it wasn’t spaceworthy because a smurfing super star destroyer broke it!!!!

Well... didn't take much to break it, did it?
Nope, only a scary huge laser blast.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 01:05:54 PM
An A wing brought down the Executor...

Aye, by accident... because they're so crap.
:twak:
The reason was both opportunity and superior speeeeed.

The aaaaghhh fella crashed it (by accident, cos it was crap) into the super star destroyer, which in turn crashed into the death star - the whole thing was a disaster!
So what you’re telling me is that for destroying humongous space ships, a little space ship is more effective than all the lasers on a medium space ship?

What I'm saying is, he was out of control in a thing that wasn't spaceworthy, probably without insurance... somebody could've been killed...
I’m pretty sure that the Rebels have insurance that covers “Acts of Empire”.  :think:
And it wasn’t spaceworthy because a smurfing super star destroyer broke it!!!!

Well... didn't take much to break it, did it?
Nope, only a scary huge laser blast.

Aye, which hardly touched it!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 01, 2018, 01:21:18 PM
An A wing brought down the Executor...

Aye, by accident... because they're so crap.
:twak:
The reason was both opportunity and superior speeeeed.

The aaaaghhh fella crashed it (by accident, cos it was crap) into the super star destroyer, which in turn crashed into the death star - the whole thing was a disaster!
So what you’re telling me is that for destroying humongous space ships, a little space ship is more effective than all the lasers on a medium space ship?

What I'm saying is, he was out of control in a thing that wasn't spaceworthy, probably without insurance... somebody could've been killed...
I’m pretty sure that the Rebels have insurance that covers “Acts of Empire”.  :think:
And it wasn’t spaceworthy because a smurfing super star destroyer broke it!!!!

Well... didn't take much to break it, did it?
Nope, only a scary huge laser blast.

Aye, which hardly touched it!

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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 02:37:42 PM
Guys guys. We could spend days and months talking about star wars.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 01, 2018, 02:39:19 PM
That's probably their intention.  ::)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 01, 2018, 02:44:34 PM
I am having cake for lunch


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on September 01, 2018, 02:47:46 PM
Back to the band though, what about the KFCs?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 02:48:36 PM
 My favourite star wars ship would have the bulk and arnament of a star destroyer with the speed and agility of a jedi starfighter with twin light sabers on the front, a wookie jedi co-pilot and the bathroom facilities of the Millenium Falcon. We would be unstoppable. 
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 02:49:17 PM
I am having cake for lunch


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Good for you MMR!  :cheers: what sort of cake?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Nix on September 01, 2018, 02:50:12 PM
Lunch cake, duh....
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 02:51:09 PM
Back to the band though, what about the KFCs?
The KFC's covers the chickeness of the band but not the thrash aspect. 

What about Motorhen?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 02:52:03 PM
Lunch cake, duh....
But you never know with the Irish.  They have strange ways.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Dutch_Tooler on September 01, 2018, 02:52:50 PM
Beg to differ mags, but then it's all down to taste, I s'pose
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 02:55:06 PM
Beg to differ mags, but then it's all down to taste, I s'pose
:rofl: they do taste delicious
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 01, 2018, 02:57:34 PM
Cluck Sabbath?  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 01, 2018, 02:58:09 PM
Sepoultura!

Right I'm off to bed, I have clearly won the thread with that one.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 03:00:09 PM
 :like: :like:

Coopeth?

Machine Hen?

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 03:19:28 PM
Chicktera
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: gregozedobe on September 01, 2018, 03:55:35 PM
Batter Hens ?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 03:58:41 PM
System of a hen :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 04:04:21 PM
Keep em coming folks. Great suggestions so far.

Henny more left?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on September 01, 2018, 04:07:21 PM
Corn!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on September 01, 2018, 04:07:30 PM
Slipkotkotkodei!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on September 01, 2018, 04:08:05 PM
Chickass!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on September 01, 2018, 04:08:33 PM
System of a flown (hen)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 04:08:42 PM
House of chicks
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 04:09:54 PM
Henstein
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 04:10:25 PM
Megahen
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 04:14:12 PM
Nepalm chicks
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 04:39:20 PM
Nepalm chicks
:rofl:  That made me laugh Wspeed
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 04:40:07 PM
Corn!
Nice one Mechy  :like:  :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on September 01, 2018, 04:41:12 PM
:hatsoff:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Nix on September 01, 2018, 04:43:13 PM
 :crash:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 04:43:46 PM
Nepalm chicks
:rofl:  That made me laugh Wspeed
Thanks magentus  :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 04:44:34 PM
Rage against the hen
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 04:49:19 PM
Suicidal chickens
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 04:51:08 PM
Linkin hens
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 04:52:35 PM
Beastie wings
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 05:00:22 PM
Beastie wings
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 05:04:48 PM
Guns n chicken
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 05:07:02 PM
Ugly kid hen
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 01, 2018, 05:26:38 PM
Mötley breast
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on September 01, 2018, 05:42:36 PM
Clucktallica

 ::)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on September 01, 2018, 05:44:40 PM
Iron Mad Hen
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on September 01, 2018, 05:46:59 PM
Hensiferum

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on September 01, 2018, 05:48:07 PM
Bawk Sabbath

Plus new page banana dance:

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on September 01, 2018, 06:20:53 PM
Chickens: Hotel Califowlnia
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 10:49:03 PM
We've strayed right outside the thrash metal genre.

You could say a derailing had occurred.  Good work everyone.

Is anyone else worried that MMR has gone off cake? There's been no mention for a while.  I fear he may have exploded.

Let us know you're ok MMR.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 01, 2018, 11:23:49 PM
Is there a Rerailment Room?  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 11:26:37 PM
Good night derailment squad. Good work from everyone today.

If Barbara Windsor and Sid James were the singers in Kansas they would bring extra gravitas to the hit single 'Carry On Wayward Son'.

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 01, 2018, 11:27:06 PM
Is there a Rerailment Room?  :think:
Yeah but it's crap. Like an A-Wing
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 02, 2018, 01:21:45 AM
We've strayed right outside the thrash metal genre.

You could say a derailing had occurred.  Good work everyone.

Is anyone else worried that MMR has gone off cake? There's been no mention for a while.  I fear he may have exploded.

Let us know you're ok MMR.

... just that last wee bit...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/GUi6Wy5CQjKxy/giphy.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/146BUR1IHbM6zu/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 02, 2018, 02:01:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXH_12QWWg8
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 02, 2018, 10:14:31 PM
Is there space in this thread for a Waffer Thin Meent? They're very nice  :cheers:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 02, 2018, 10:50:07 PM
Is there space in this thread for a Waffer Thin Meent? They're very nice  :cheers:
Heave blurghhhhhh  :drool:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 02, 2018, 10:51:50 PM
A peeeeeanowwww!!!

(https://media.giphy.com/media/qzKMioNQjQBl6/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 02, 2018, 11:02:43 PM
Great last minute effort team. Goodnight one and all.  Sleep well and sweet dreams.

We all like a good natter. Who prefers the olden days when you could get a bag of SAK's for sixpence and still have change for a bovril and rhubarb and custard and a tuppenny ride on the donkeys? And the youtubes weren't filming everything.  But we were happy.

Post your olden day stories here.  Extra points if they include playing on bomb sites, slicking back your hair with butter like Elvis Presleys or grandma drawing brown lines on her legs to look like stockings.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Yadda on September 02, 2018, 11:06:58 PM
Great last minute effort team. Goodnight one and all.  Sleep well and sweet dreams.

We all like a good natter. Who prefers the olden days when you could get a bag of SAK's for sixpence and still have change for a bovril and rhubarb and custard and a tuppenny ride on the donkeys? And the youtubes weren't filming everything.  But we were happy.

Post your olden day stories here.  Extra points if they include playing on bomb sites, slicking back your hair with butter like Elvis Presleys or grandma drawing brown lines on her legs to look like stockings.

Not quite that old, but I can remember when gas was 25 cents a gallon and I was my Dad's remote control for the three channels we had on TV.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 02, 2018, 11:10:24 PM
I remember reading a “Horrible histories” book about the WW2 British Blitz. It mentions some of those things like drawing pretend stockings on your legs.  :think:

Remember the good ole days when fruit pickers could afford to buy houses and apartments?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 02, 2018, 11:12:57 PM
I can remember biking out to 'the dump' of our village where we would scavenge anything interesting.
Catching tadpoles in the local ponds and bringing them home to die in jars.
Rolling around laughing when Mum pulled out a crank handle to start the Morris Minor Van.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 02, 2018, 11:16:39 PM
Granddad has talked also about “the dump”.
And collecting glass bottles.
Fruit picking.
Buying sweeties and going to the cinema.
Living with your ma, da and siblings in a two bedroom house.
Breaking limbs in various playtime accidents.
Cycling lots.
Falling in the canal.

The olden days seem... interesting.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 02, 2018, 11:17:00 PM
Great last minute effort team. Goodnight one and all.  Sleep well and sweet dreams.

We all like a good natter. Who prefers the olden days when you could get a bag of SAK's for sixpence and still have change for a bovril and rhubarb and custard and a tuppenny ride on the donkeys? And the youtubes weren't filming everything.  But we were happy.

Post your olden day stories here.  Extra points if they include playing on bomb sites, slicking back your hair with butter like Elvis Presleys or grandma drawing brown lines on her legs to look like stockings.

Not quite that old, but I can remember when gas was 25 cents a gallon and I was my Dad's remote control for the three channels we had on TV.

I too was Dad's remote - knob on the right for the channels (like you said, three of them), knob on the left for volume... or was it the other way about?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 02, 2018, 11:20:23 PM
 You had a telly?  :drool:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 02, 2018, 11:23:49 PM
There were more radios back then, I’m thinking.  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 02, 2018, 11:27:43 PM
There were more radios back then, I’m thinking.  :think:
You had a radio?  :drool:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 02, 2018, 11:29:54 PM
There were more radios back then, I’m thinking.  :think:
You had a radio?  :drool:
My Samsung phone had one, but you needed to plug in earbuds to act as an “aerial”. Not sure about Apple.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Yadda on September 02, 2018, 11:41:13 PM
Great last minute effort team. Goodnight one and all.  Sleep well and sweet dreams.

We all like a good natter. Who prefers the olden days when you could get a bag of SAK's for sixpence and still have change for a bovril and rhubarb and custard and a tuppenny ride on the donkeys? And the youtubes weren't filming everything.  But we were happy.

Post your olden day stories here.  Extra points if they include playing on bomb sites, slicking back your hair with butter like Elvis Presleys or grandma drawing brown lines on her legs to look like stockings.

Not quite that old, but I can remember when gas was 25 cents a gallon and I was my Dad's remote control for the three channels we had on TV.

I too was Dad's remote - knob on the right for the channels (like you said, three of them), knob on the left for volume... or was it the other way about?


RCA console TV.  Channel, volume and vertical were on the right.  We used pliers to change the channel.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Yadda on September 02, 2018, 11:46:48 PM
There were more radios back then, I’m thinking.  :think:
You had a radio?  :drool:
My Samsung phone had one, but you needed to plug in earbuds to act as an “aerial”. Not sure about Apple.
The first phone I remember had rotary dials. We thought we were stylin when we got our first push button phone.  It was still corded of course. 
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Yadda on September 02, 2018, 11:50:33 PM
There were more radios back then, I’m thinking.  :think:

There were more radios, and vinyl records, 8 track tapes replaced by cassette tapes, replaced by CD, replaced by digital download.   
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 02, 2018, 11:53:57 PM
There were more radios back then, I’m thinking.  :think:

There were more radios, and vinyl records, 8 track tapes replaced by cassette tapes, replaced by CD, replaced by digital download.
What do you call the big speaker on the thing that plays vinyl records?
It looks like an ear trumpet kind of thing, or a loudspeaker.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 02, 2018, 11:54:04 PM
I too was Dad's remote - knob on the right for the channels (like you said, three of them), knob on the left for volume... or was it the other way about?
You had two knobs?  :ahhh
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 02, 2018, 11:58:49 PM
Do the guys over at the thread with the hydraulic press and SAK seem a tad touchy about squashing SAKs?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Yadda on September 03, 2018, 12:00:17 AM
There were more radios back then, I’m thinking.  :think:

There were more radios, and vinyl records, 8 track tapes replaced by cassette tapes, replaced by CD, replaced by digital download.
What do you call the big speaker on the thing that plays vinyl records?
It looks like an ear trumpet kind of thing, or a loudspeaker.

Victrola? Before my time.  There was also Edison phonographs which were earlier and they played wax and vinyl cylinders.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 12:02:52 AM
Hey Fuzzy, a gif for you!  :D
https://gfycat.com/SophisticatedQuaintErin
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Yadda on September 03, 2018, 12:04:12 AM
I too was Dad's remote - knob on the right for the channels (like you said, three of them), knob on the left for volume... or was it the other way about?
You had two knobs?  :ahhh

What can I say? Dad got a bonus that year!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 12:05:40 AM
There were more radios back then, I’m thinking.  :think:

There were more radios, and vinyl records, 8 track tapes replaced by cassette tapes, replaced by CD, replaced by digital download.
What do you call the big speaker on the thing that plays vinyl records?
It looks like an ear trumpet kind of thing, or a loudspeaker.

Victrola? Before my time.  There was also Edison phonographs which were earlier and they played wax and vinyl cylinders.
I looked Victrola up. That lead me to “phonograph” on Wikipedia. And the terminology section simply calls the bit I was asking about a “loadspeaker”  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 03, 2018, 12:11:12 AM
What's the symbol with a dog and a gramophone? HMV?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Yadda on September 03, 2018, 01:18:47 AM
What's the symbol with a dog and a gramophone? HMV?

RCA Victor and several other companies worldwide use the dog and gramophone image.  The original dog was named Nipper.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: gregozedobe on September 03, 2018, 03:32:04 AM
Casting my mind back to approximately 60 years ago I have a vague memory of borrowing a record player from our (richer than us) neighbours, and using a thorn from a bush as the needle.  But I was very young at the time so I might be mis-remembering.  I'm sure we didn't have a TV then (there wasn't any local TV transmissions until years later).
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 07:44:42 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is such a fun word.
“If you say it loud enough you’ll always sound precocious!”
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 07:46:08 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Is such a  fun word.
You must really like that word Pabs  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 07:46:52 PM
As much as MMR likes cake.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 07:47:22 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 07:48:20 PM
As much as MMR likes cake.
Where is he  :think:
He hasn’t mentioned Cake yet :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 07:48:44 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
:rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 07:49:18 PM
As much as MMR likes cake.
Where is he  :think:
He hasn’t mentioned Cake yet :D
Probably busy making cakes?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 07:51:37 PM
As much as MMR likes cake.
Where is he  :think:
He hasn’t mentioned Cake yet :D
Probably busy making cakes?
Or he has exploded eating all that Cake :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Antti Lammi on September 03, 2018, 08:10:58 PM
Cake, who has stolen my cake?

Only Tools Matters

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 08:50:01 PM
Cake, who has stolen my cake?

Only Tools Matters
If it's cake that's gone missing, it's probably MMR.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 03, 2018, 08:51:47 PM
I too was Dad's remote - knob on the right for the channels (like you said, three of them), knob on the left for volume... or was it the other way about?
You had two knobs?  :ahhh

I still have...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 03, 2018, 08:52:28 PM
Hey Fuzzy, a gif for you!  :D
https://gfycat.com/SophisticatedQuaintErin

That is... soooooo me!  :2tu:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 03, 2018, 10:24:45 PM
I prefer floccinaucinihilipilification myself. Much more gangsta than antidisestablishmentarianism.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Ron Who on September 03, 2018, 10:29:01 PM
Hottentottensoldatententententoonstelling.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 03, 2018, 10:30:19 PM
I prefer floccinaucinihilipilification myself. Much more gangsta than antidisestablishmentarianism.
Wallawallawallawallawallawallawallawallawellerwellerwallawallawullowullowoollywoollywallawalla
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 03, 2018, 10:30:29 PM
Hottentottensoldatententententoonstelling.

Hottentottensoldatentententententoonstelling is ten times better.  :pok:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on September 03, 2018, 10:36:04 PM
And I understand it too!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 03, 2018, 10:55:01 PM
 :facepalm:
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Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 10:56:47 PM
CompoundingGermanWords!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Ron Who on September 03, 2018, 11:01:51 PM
Hottentottensoldatententententoonstelling.

Hottentottensoldatentententententoonstelling is ten times better.  :pok:

 :hatsoff:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Ron Who on September 03, 2018, 11:02:46 PM
I´m sure Aleph can beat all of us in this.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 03, 2018, 11:03:56 PM
Hottentottensoldatententententoonstelling.

Hottentottensoldatentententententoonstelling is ten times better.  :pok:
:like:
Still not enough tens!  :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on September 04, 2018, 08:36:36 AM
I´m sure Aleph can beat all of us in this.

Well...  :whistle:

Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas

or a non-compound one...

Järjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkään

 ::)

 :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 04, 2018, 08:45:16 AM
Are you just mashing your keyboard?  :pok:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 04, 2018, 09:14:57 AM
Are you just mashing your keyboard?  :pok:
I thought that’s what Germans and Finns did whenever they want to impress us?  ???
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 04, 2018, 09:45:18 AM
It's a well known fact within conspiracy circles that the Finnish have been making up most of their words to confuse everyone else. They've been trolling us for centuries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baHsoEAAMZU
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: gregozedobe on September 04, 2018, 01:38:45 PM
It's a well known fact within conspiracy circles that the Finnish have been making up most of their words to confuse everyone else. They've been trolling us for centuries.

My question is, who started with long words first ?  The Finns or was it the Welsh or maybe the New Zealanders  (or someone else entirely) ?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 04, 2018, 01:48:24 PM
The Aztecs had some pretty long words.

The Neanderthals had the following word: 'uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhh' for the satisfying escape of wind after a large feast of roasted mammoth

That twas the longest word in the world until the 1200's.  :salute:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 04, 2018, 01:51:36 PM
My neighbour Darren Mattingly invented the following word; 'Pickledonionroastbeefspicytomatoflavour' which describes the product you end up with when you mix the flavours of Monster Munch together in a big bowl.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on September 04, 2018, 02:06:54 PM
Are you just mashing your keyboard?  :pok:

Both words are valid Finnish, but still quite artificial. Neither has any actual use and as for the latter specimen, even the meaning is rather difficult to decipher.  :think:

Meanwhile, in other news: Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti... We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

 :angel:

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: pfrsantos on September 04, 2018, 04:25:29 PM
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BXKsQ2nbno
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 04, 2018, 10:29:51 PM
Taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­turipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 04, 2018, 10:37:37 PM
They are getting worse and worse  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 04, 2018, 10:57:43 PM
How else can you say "The summit where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, the slider, climber of mountains, the land-swallower who travelled about, played his nose flute to his loved one"?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 04, 2018, 10:58:54 PM
Quote
Some forms of the name are longer still: "Taumatawhakatangi­hangakoauauotamatea­urehaeaturipukakapikimaunga­horonukupokaiwhen­uakitanatahu" has 92 letters. An even longer version, Taumata-whakatangihanga-koauau-o-Tamatea-haumai-tawhiti-ure-haea-turi-pukaka-piki-maunga-horo-nuku-pokai-whenua-ki-tana-tahu, has 105 letters and means "The hill of the nose-flute playing by Tamatea – who was blown hither from afar, had a slit smurf, grazed his knees climbing mountains, fell on the earth, and encircled the land – to his beloved one".
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Ron Who on September 05, 2018, 01:02:13 PM
So there are some Ents left in New Zealand?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 05, 2018, 01:46:31 PM
Heaps.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 05, 2018, 01:46:54 PM
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 05, 2018, 01:49:00 PM
This is keeping me derailed at the moment... some of you here will remember it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXDd1zO9F1I&list=PLAPGcD5LGrp6WZOZyH1y3dkxi2eTxXi74

I remember it vaguely from my childhood. It's pretty low-budget but kinda interesting.....
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 06, 2018, 08:31:05 AM
Now that's a proper derailleur. Blakes 7 - wobbly sets and perspex in space ... and Jacqueline Pearce as Servalan.  Excellent femme fatale with a laser blaster.

Much teenage :dd:

EDIT - I've just read she died a few days ago. RIP
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 06, 2018, 11:40:16 AM
Now that's a proper derailleur. Blakes 7 - wobbly sets and perspex in space ... and Jacqueline Pearce as Servalan.  Excellent femme fatale with a laser blaster.

Much teenage :dd:

EDIT - I've just read she died a few days ago. RIP
V sad! Had a huge crush on Servalan. Now she'll never take me hostage so Callie can rescue me.  :cry:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 06, 2018, 12:44:08 PM
I AM THE ANGRIEST MAN IN THE WORLD, SO I AM WRITING A COMMENT IN CAPITAL LETTERS SO EVERYONE CAN SEE HOW ANGRY I AM....


...YES....MUCH ANGRY.....VERY CAPITAL LETTERS.....AND CAPITAL NUMBERS!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!ONE!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!1EXCLAMATION MARK1!!!!1!!1


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 06, 2018, 12:48:40 PM
ARGH.....GRRR.......I AM MAD.....LOOK HOW ANGRY I AM WITH MY CAPITAL LETTERS!!!1!1!!!1!!1!1!!!!!ONE!!!1!1!!!!!!1EXCLAMATION MARK1!!!!1!!1!!!1


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 06, 2018, 12:50:15 PM
Cake?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 06, 2018, 12:50:39 PM
Now that's a proper derailleur. Blakes 7 - wobbly sets and perspex in space ... and Jacqueline Pearce as Servalan.  Excellent femme fatale with a laser blaster.

Much teenage :dd:

EDIT - I've just read she died a few days ago. RIP
V sad! Had a huge crush on Servalan. Now she'll never take me hostage so Callie can rescue me.  :cry:

Me too. I read that she loved getting fan mail from chaps admitting they'd had a crush on her as teenagers. A glamorous and charming sociopath - she could have been my Supreme Commander  ! :surrender:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 06, 2018, 12:53:49 PM
Cake?


DO THEY MAKE ANGRY CAKE IN CAPITAL LETTERS?!1!?!!?!!!!?!?!!?1QUESTION MARK1!!!!?1!!ONE!!?!!!1?11!!!!1EXCLAMATION MARK1!!?!!!1
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 06, 2018, 12:57:30 PM
LOOK, CAKE!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 06, 2018, 01:03:45 PM
Now that's a proper derailleur. Blakes 7 - wobbly sets and perspex in space ... and Jacqueline Pearce as Servalan.  Excellent femme fatale with a laser blaster.

Much teenage :dd:

EDIT - I've just read she died a few days ago. RIP
Seeing that in the news is what made me look up Blakes 7.
She didn't really do it for me though.  :shrug:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 06, 2018, 01:04:40 PM
Cake?
Perhaps he would prefer a Danish?  ::)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 06, 2018, 01:06:36 PM
Now that's a proper derailleur. Blakes 7 - wobbly sets and perspex in space ... and Jacqueline Pearce as Servalan.  Excellent femme fatale with a laser blaster.

Much teenage :dd:

EDIT - I've just read she died a few days ago. RIP
V sad! Had a huge crush on Servalan. Now she'll never take me hostage so Callie can rescue me.  :cry:

Me too. I read that she loved getting fan mail from chaps admitting they'd had a crush on her as teenagers. A glamorous and charming sociopath - she could have been my Supreme Commander  ! :surrender:

 :salute: Supreme Commander Servalan
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 06, 2018, 01:08:20 PM
LOOK, CAKE!
I think that MMR is experiencing what we doctors call a 'Sugar Crash'. Leave him alone for a while (couple of days should do it). He'll either find some sugar or get over it.  :tu:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 06, 2018, 01:34:57 PM
LOOK, CAKE!
I think that MMR is experiencing what we doctors call a 'Sugar Crash'. Leave him alone for a while (couple of days should do it). He'll either find some sugar or get over it.  :tu:

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 06, 2018, 01:59:18 PM
I think you need some Cake MMR
So that hopefully you can start calming down  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Ron Who on September 06, 2018, 05:45:48 PM
Now that's a proper derailleur. Blakes 7 - wobbly sets and perspex in space ... and Jacqueline Pearce as Servalan.  Excellent femme fatale with a laser blaster.

Much teenage :dd:

EDIT - I've just read she died a few days ago. RIP
Seeing that in the news is what made me look up Blakes 7.
She didn't really do it for me though.  :shrug:

I liked Jenna better.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 06, 2018, 09:36:29 PM
Now that's a proper derailleur. Blakes 7 - wobbly sets and perspex in space ... and Jacqueline Pearce as Servalan.  Excellent femme fatale with a laser blaster.

Much teenage :dd:

EDIT - I've just read she died a few days ago. RIP
Seeing that in the news is what made me look up Blakes 7.
She didn't really do it for me though.  :shrug:

I liked Jenna better.

Mind you I like Cake and that really does it for me if it’s not coffee and walnut
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 07, 2018, 11:08:31 AM
I think you need some Cake MMR
So that hopefully you can start calming down  :D

mmmmmmmm....feed me cake!

(https://dereksmart.wpsandbox.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/homer-simpson-drooling.jpg)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 12:55:06 PM
Here you go MMR take your medication   :tu: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 07, 2018, 12:58:25 PM
Here you go MMR take your medication   :tu: :like:
Gasp! A cake lovers paradise!
A slice for every taste...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 12:59:50 PM
Hopefully there’s something he will like  :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 07, 2018, 01:04:19 PM
Ahem,  :pok: Pabs and I like cake too Wspeed. Just not as much or as often as MMR.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 07, 2018, 01:46:23 PM
The pistachio one looks nice, so does the carrot one, and the chocolate one, and.... they all look nice!  :drool:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 07, 2018, 01:56:49 PM
I could go a slice of coffee and walnut or an almond croissant right now. Wspeed? You going to the bakery?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 07, 2018, 02:14:22 PM
Here you go MMR take your medication   :tu: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 07, 2018, 02:15:07 PM
 :like:
“You’re not you when you’re hungry” :P
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 02:15:31 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 02:16:45 PM
I could go a slice of coffee and walnut or an almond croissant right now. Wspeed? You going to the bakery?
There is enough for everyone  :tu:
But I will get some more just in case  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 02:20:42 PM
I just got back from the bakery and
they just made this one hope this is ok :tu:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 07, 2018, 02:24:13 PM
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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 07, 2018, 02:38:29 PM
https://tenor.com/view/sparkling-eyes-sparkle-eyes-gif-11896628
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 07, 2018, 02:45:33 PM
Can we have one of those each Wspeed? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?

I can't choose between the maltesers, M&M&M's, Skittles or Minstrels  :ahhh
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 02:59:10 PM
Can we have one of those each Wspeed? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?

I can't choose between the maltesers, M&M&M's, Skittles or Minstrels  :ahhh
Go on then  :pok:
I will have to go back to the
bakery now and find something else  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 03:06:10 PM
There wasn’t much left they are going quickly  :ahhh
But I found these two cakes
That will have to be enough for now
They are getting a bit suspicious with me
stealing buying cakes  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 07, 2018, 03:14:29 PM
You've got the best bakery your side of the street Wspeed! We've only got a Greggs that sells stale doughnuts that Darren Mattingly buys cheap to sell at the car boot.

Bagsy having the first cake!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 03:23:44 PM
Just try not to drool over the cakes magentus
Other members might like some  :pok:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 07, 2018, 03:28:41 PM
Sorry but I licked them all.  :cheers:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 04:33:41 PM
Sorry but I licked them all.  :cheers:
:facepalm:  I knew you would  >:(
I Can’t go back again to the same bakery
They are starting to notice something is going on  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 05:23:20 PM
That was lucky I nearly got busted
Trying to steal buy these cakes
Now these are the last ones I am getting  :D

And magentus keep away from these cakes
I don’t want you to drool or lick the cakes
Or anything else you might do to them :pok:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 07, 2018, 05:28:06 PM
There wasn’t much left they are going quickly  :ahhh
But I found these two cakes
That will have to be enough for now
They are getting a bit suspicious with me
stealing buying cakes  :D
Tell me again how you managed to hide those down your pants?  ???
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 05:32:26 PM
There wasn’t much left they are going quickly  :ahhh
But I found these two cakes
That will have to be enough for now
They are getting a bit suspicious with me
stealing buying cakes  :D
Tell me again how you managed to hide those down your pants?  ???
I didn’t I used a plastic bag
But they noticed so I had to run away with them
They nearly got hold of me but I was just too speedy :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: pfrsantos on September 07, 2018, 05:46:53 PM
https://tenor.com/view/sparkling-eyes-sparkle-eyes-gif-11896628

FTFY...

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3a563e0464d364602def15ad2d6a3bf3/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: pfrsantos on September 07, 2018, 05:49:07 PM
Sorry but I licked them all.  :cheers:

(http://i.imgur.com/cspFdSg.gif)

It was, totally!!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 05:52:20 PM
 :rofl: :rofl:  good one  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: pfrsantos on September 07, 2018, 05:57:27 PM
Can we have one of those each Wspeed? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?

I can't choose between the maltesers, M&M&M's, Skittles or Minstrels  :ahhh

We awl know what your plan is, mags...

 :pok: :pok:

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/if-i-give-5b929f.jpg)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 07, 2018, 06:09:26 PM
https://tenor.com/view/sparkling-eyes-sparkle-eyes-gif-11896628

FTFY...

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3a563e0464d364602def15ad2d6a3bf3/tenor.gif)
img tags didn’t work for me when I tried using them?  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 07, 2018, 06:19:36 PM
Can we have one of those each Wspeed? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?

I can't choose between the maltesers, M&M&M's, Skittles or Minstrels  :ahhh

We awl know what your plan is, mags...

 :pok: :pok:

I bet he has as well that sneaky  >:D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 09, 2018, 12:24:53 AM
Now that's a proper derailleur. Blakes 7 - wobbly sets and perspex in space ... and Jacqueline Pearce as Servalan.  Excellent femme fatale with a laser blaster.

Much teenage :dd:

EDIT - I've just read she died a few days ago. RIP
Seeing that in the news is what made me look up Blakes 7.
She didn't really do it for me though.  :shrug:

I liked Jenna better.
Same.... but now I have discovered Soolin. :dd:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on September 09, 2018, 12:38:15 AM
Oh I can't let this one fly below radar! :dwts:


Tell me again how you managed to hide those down your pants?  ???

(http://i.imgur.com/cspFdSg.gif)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 12:38:54 AM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on September 09, 2018, 12:39:40 AM
I'm laughing so hard right now!!! :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 12:40:45 AM
 :tu: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 09, 2018, 08:11:24 AM
Typical. The slice I want has Maltesers on it but I don’t want mine with Mags dribble topping. I didn’t know it was possible to Pablo a cake but that’s it right there. It could only get worse if Fuzzy offered it served on a bed of midden. I’m surprised he hasn’t yet.

I shall ask Miss to give Mags lines. Detention is too good for Mags.

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 12:20:33 PM
I am sorry that magentus has
been drooling all over the cake FB :tu:

I was just to late with warning him  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 09, 2018, 03:11:52 PM
Nom nom sorry can't hear you nom nom
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 03:29:05 PM
The next Cake I get won’t be for
you magentus not even a small piece  >:(

I will guard the cakes and make
sure everyone can have a piece :tu:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on September 09, 2018, 03:54:46 PM
If you really hid them in your trousers, I don't mind Mags ate all of it...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 04:12:33 PM
If you really hid them in your trousers, I don't mind Mags ate all of it...
No I don’t hide them in my trousers  :facepalm:
As I said before I use a plastic
bag when I steal buy things  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 04:13:55 PM
I wouldn’t want them if they were done my trousers  :D
So you don’t have to worry Mechanickal  :tu:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 09, 2018, 04:16:19 PM
Typical. The slice I want has Maltesers on it but I don’t want mine with Mags dribble topping. I didn’t know it was possible to Pablo a cake but that’s it right there. It could only get worse if Fuzzy offered it served on a bed of midden. I’m surprised he hasn’t yet.

I shall ask Miss to give Mags lines. Detention is too good for Mags.

For goodness sake, I just dropped it on the midden! I brushed all the dung off it, I  don't know what the problem is... some people...

Oh yeah, I've still to post your prize too...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 04:18:32 PM
 :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 04:21:31 PM
Look Mechanickal if this cake was
down my trousers it wouldn’t look like this  :D

Now do you want a slice  :tu:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Mechanickal on September 09, 2018, 05:00:01 PM
Looks heavy...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 09, 2018, 05:21:16 PM
It’s brown.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 09, 2018, 05:23:09 PM
Sticky.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 05:44:11 PM
And very nice  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 09, 2018, 06:25:18 PM
Fair enough Ws .... but to be fair it is a Victoria sponge.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 09, 2018, 06:30:10 PM
Typical. The slice I want has Maltesers on it but I don’t want mine with Mags dribble topping. I didn’t know it was possible to Pablo a cake but that’s it right there. It could only get worse if Fuzzy offered it served on a bed of midden. I’m surprised he hasn’t yet.

I shall ask Miss to give Mags lines. Detention is too good for Mags.

For goodness sake, I just dropped it on the midden! I brushed all the dung off it, I  don't know what the problem is... some people...

Oh yeah, I've still to post your prize too...

I haven't even mentioned anything about a Jaffa in a Jiffy Fuzzy I just don't want cake that looks like Garibaldi because it has "currents" / dead flies on it.

Would you serve Miss with a cake like that ?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 06:34:45 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 09, 2018, 06:36:46 PM
Typical. The slice I want has Maltesers on it but I don’t want mine with Mags dribble topping. I didn’t know it was possible to Pablo a cake but that’s it right there. It could only get worse if Fuzzy offered it served on a bed of midden. I’m surprised he hasn’t yet.

I shall ask Miss to give Mags lines. Detention is too good for Mags.

For goodness sake, I just dropped it on the midden! I brushed all the dung off it, I  don't know what the problem is... some people...

Oh yeah, I've still to post your prize too...

I haven't even mentioned anything about a Jaffa in a Jiffy Fuzzy I just don't want cake that looks like Garibaldi because it has "currents" / dead flies on it.

Would you serve Miss with a cake like that ?


Pfffttt! I wouldn't serve Miss anything, I've seen her - she looks like Elton John in a wig!  :ahhh
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 06:44:01 PM
 :rofl:  I shouldn’t laugh I will get in trouble with Miss  :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 07:28:30 PM
Just remember it’s not easy to
get hold of a good cake on a Sunday  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 09, 2018, 10:11:10 PM
:rofl:  I shouldn’t laugh I will get in trouble with Miss  :rofl:

Too right Ws. And Mags will dob you in without hesitation.

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 09, 2018, 10:13:11 PM
:rofl:  I shouldn’t laugh I will get in trouble with Miss  :rofl:

Too right Ws. And Mags will dob you in without hesitation.
Already done  :hatsoff:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 09, 2018, 10:14:39 PM
:rofl:  I shouldn’t laugh I will get in trouble with Miss  :rofl:

Too right Ws. And Mags will dob you in without hesitation.


Just can’t help yourself  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 09, 2018, 10:14:49 PM
Typical. The slice I want has Maltesers on it but I don’t want mine with Mags dribble topping. I didn’t know it was possible to Pablo a cake but that’s it right there. It could only get worse if Fuzzy offered it served on a bed of midden. I’m surprised he hasn’t yet.

I shall ask Miss to give Mags lines. Detention is too good for Mags.

For goodness sake, I just dropped it on the midden! I brushed all the dung off it, I  don't know what the problem is... some people...

Oh yeah, I've still to post your prize too...

I haven't even mentioned anything about a Jaffa in a Jiffy Fuzzy I just don't want cake that looks like Garibaldi because it has "currents" / dead flies on it.

Would you serve Miss with a cake like that ?


Pfffttt! I wouldn't serve Miss anything, I've seen her - she looks like Elton John in a wig!  :ahhh

Best keep on Miss’s good side then Fuzzy. You don’t want to have to stay behind after class.... :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 09, 2018, 10:16:12 PM
Typical. The slice I want has Maltesers on it but I don’t want mine with Mags dribble topping. I didn’t know it was possible to Pablo a cake but that’s it right there. It could only get worse if Fuzzy offered it served on a bed of midden. I’m surprised he hasn’t yet.

I shall ask Miss to give Mags lines. Detention is too good for Mags.

For goodness sake, I just dropped it on the midden! I brushed all the dung off it, I  don't know what the problem is... some people...

Oh yeah, I've still to post your prize too...

I haven't even mentioned anything about a Jaffa in a Jiffy Fuzzy I just don't want cake that looks like Garibaldi because it has "currents" / dead flies on it.

Would you serve Miss with a cake like that ?


Pfffttt! I wouldn't serve Miss anything, I've seen her - she looks like Elton John in a wig!  :ahhh

Best keep on Miss’s good side then Fuzzy. You don’t want to have to stay behind after class.... :rofl:

...I'm still standing, even after all the rest have gone...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 09, 2018, 10:18:51 PM
:rofl:  I shouldn’t laugh I will get in trouble with Miss  :rofl:

Too right Ws. And Mags will dob you in without hesitation.


Just can’t help yourself  :facepalm:

Bless Mr Predictable !
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 09, 2018, 10:23:54 PM
Typical. The slice I want has Maltesers on it but I don’t want mine with Mags dribble topping. I didn’t know it was possible to Pablo a cake but that’s it right there. It could only get worse if Fuzzy offered it served on a bed of midden. I’m surprised he hasn’t yet.

I shall ask Miss to give Mags lines. Detention is too good for Mags.

For goodness sake, I just dropped it on the midden! I brushed all the dung off it, I  don't know what the problem is... some people...

Oh yeah, I've still to post your prize too...

I haven't even mentioned anything about a Jaffa in a Jiffy Fuzzy I just don't want cake that looks like Garibaldi because it has "currents" / dead flies on it.

Would you serve Miss with a cake like that ?


Pfffttt! I wouldn't serve Miss anything, I've seen her - she looks like Elton John in a wig!  :ahhh

Best keep on Miss’s good side then Fuzzy. You don’t want to have to stay behind after class.... :rofl:

...I'm still standing, even after all the rest have gone...

What a Trooper you are Fuzzy. Clearly Mags has led Miss to think you’re worth it :twak:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 09, 2018, 10:29:51 PM
Typical. The slice I want has Maltesers on it but I don’t want mine with Mags dribble topping. I didn’t know it was possible to Pablo a cake but that’s it right there. It could only get worse if Fuzzy offered it served on a bed of midden. I’m surprised he hasn’t yet.

I shall ask Miss to give Mags lines. Detention is too good for Mags.

For goodness sake, I just dropped it on the midden! I brushed all the dung off it, I  don't know what the problem is... some people...

Oh yeah, I've still to post your prize too...

I haven't even mentioned anything about a Jaffa in a Jiffy Fuzzy I just don't want cake that looks like Garibaldi because it has "currents" / dead flies on it.

Would you serve Miss with a cake like that ?


Pfffttt! I wouldn't serve Miss anything, I've seen her - she looks like Elton John in a wig!  :ahhh

Best keep on Miss’s good side then Fuzzy. You don’t want to have to stay behind after class.... :rofl:

...I'm still standing, even after all the rest have gone...

What a Trooper you are Fuzzy. Clearly Mags has led Miss to think you’re worth it :twak:

...I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah, I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah...

https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 10, 2018, 07:58:27 PM
Well... looks like Elton John's properly derailed this thread then...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 10, 2018, 08:15:55 PM
I am speechless  :shrug:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 10, 2018, 09:40:55 PM
Yep, me too... apart from that bit...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 10, 2018, 09:53:45 PM
 I'm waiting for you to post the greatest non ABBA hit of my childhood.

Don' go breaking my heart, I couldn't if I tried

Join in everybody!
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 10, 2018, 10:04:38 PM
Concrete roaaaads, take me homeeee.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 10, 2018, 10:37:13 PM
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me, but I won't feel blue, (oomp pa pa oomp pa pa), like I always do, (oomp pa pa oomp pa pa), because  somewhere in the crowd there's you...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: ducttapetech on September 10, 2018, 10:42:32 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 10, 2018, 10:46:19 PM
I heard you on the wireless back in 52
Lying awake intently tuning in on you
If I was young it didn’t stop you coming through .... ooh a ooh ....
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 10, 2018, 11:07:20 PM
UPTOWN GIRL, SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN HER UPTOWN WORLD, I BET SHE'S NEVER HAD A BACKSTREET GUY, I BET HER MAMA NEVER TOLD HER WHY... WOAW WOAW WOAW WOAW WOAW WOAW... WOAW WOAW WOAW WOAW WOAW WOAW WOAW WOAW WOAW... UPTOWN GIRL SHE'S BEEN LIVING...

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 10, 2018, 11:12:44 PM
Hello my baby, hello my honey,
Hello my ragtime, summer gal.
Send me a kiss by wire, wireeeee.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 10, 2018, 11:23:28 PM
I heard you on the wireless back in 52
Lying awake intently tuning in on you
If I was young it didn’t stop you coming through .... ooh a ooh ....
I met your children

Oo a oo

What did you tell them?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 11, 2018, 02:39:14 PM
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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 11, 2018, 09:17:40 PM
I heard you on the wireless back in 52
Lying awake intently tuning in on you
If I was young it didn’t stop you coming through .... ooh a ooh ....
I met your children

Oo a oo

What did you tell them?

In my mind and in my car
We've can't rewind we've gone too far .....

MTo killed the Radio Star ?
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: twiliter on September 11, 2018, 09:20:44 PM
The earworm thread.  :ahhh
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: twiliter on September 11, 2018, 09:22:01 PM
lalalallalalalallalalallllalaaaalallalallalalallalalalla

I'm not listening!

lallalalalalalalalalalalalallalalallalalalallalalallalaallalallallalalalalla

 :ahhh
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 11, 2018, 09:25:05 PM
Now I have

"lalalallalalalallalalallllalaaaalallalallalalallalalalla
 I'm not listening!
 lallalalalalalalalalalalalallalalallalalalallalalallalaallalallallalalalalla"

in my head. I don't know it but it's kinda catchy...
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 11, 2018, 09:30:54 PM
I had "Midnight at the Oasis" running around in my head for over 6 months once ... :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 11, 2018, 09:47:25 PM
That's bad but I'd have that over the 'Do you think I'm sexy' my brain starts singing as soon as I get in the shower these last few years. Then I start doing a trombone impression to the tune until I catch myself and stop. 

This happens unless I put another song on while showering.  For the past few nights it's been 'Vengeance and Fashion' by Electric Six.

and she's looking like a hundred dollars........
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 11, 2018, 09:52:13 PM
I am so glad that I can’t hear you all sing  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: magentus on September 11, 2018, 09:56:53 PM
I am so glad that I can’t hear you all sing  :D
I'll be right over.

Ahem, do you wan ma baady, doo ya thing ahm sexxy
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Syncop8r on September 11, 2018, 10:19:46 PM
That's bad but I'd have that over the 'Do you think I'm sexy' my brain starts singing as soon as I get in the shower these last few years. Then I start doing a trombone impression to the tune until I catch myself and stop. 

This happens unless I put another song on while showering.  For the past few nights it's been 'Vengeance and Fashion' by Electric Six.
I always imagine you singing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 11, 2018, 11:10:23 PM
That's bad but I'd have that over the 'Do you think I'm sexy' my brain starts singing as soon as I get in the shower these last few years. Then I start doing a trombone impression to the tune until I catch myself and stop. 

This happens unless I put another song on while showering.  For the past few nights it's been 'Vengeance and Fashion' by Electric Six.

and she's looking like a hundred dollars........

What made it worse was I ciuldn’t find a copy of it to neutralise the ear worm....
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: twiliter on September 12, 2018, 02:37:44 AM
Now I have

"lalalallalalalallalalallllalaaaalallalallalalallalalalla
 I'm not listening!
 lallalalalalalalalalalalalallalalallalalalallalalallalaallalallallalalalalla"

in my head. I don't know it but it's kinda catchy...

lalallalalalaallalalalallalalallalalallalalalallalalalalallalalaalla

Did you say something Sync?  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Alan K. on September 15, 2018, 07:04:32 AM
I just read this whole thread. I want my hour back, and strangely, I want cake.
I didn't know this was written by Brian Eno.  Anyone else here a Brian Eno fan?

Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads
And you may find yourself
Living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself
In another part of the world
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Water dissolving and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean!
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again in the silent water
Under the rocks, and stones there is water underground
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go to?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right? Am I wrong?
And you may say yourself, "My God! What have I done?"
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again in to the silent water
Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Look where my hand was
Time isn't holding up
Time isn't after us
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Letting the days go by (same as it ever was)
Letting the days go by (same as it ever was)
Once in a lifetime
Letting the days go by
Letting the days go by

Songwriters: Brian Eno / Christopher Frantz / David Byrne / Jerry Harrison / Tina Weymouth

Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Alan K. on September 15, 2018, 07:22:04 AM
I discovered Brian Eno after reading the info in the Talking Heads Album much like I discovered Alan Parsons only after reading that he had been the studio engineer for Pink Floyd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmlC-9dDMk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7oAuba3Ekg
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fast Bill on September 15, 2018, 08:43:45 AM
Don't know much about Brian Eno or Alan Parsons but I should give them more ear time.

Don't know much about history .... either  :whistle:
Title: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 15, 2018, 10:26:32 AM
Oy lads, Wadda’ya think of me drawing skills?

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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Fuzzbucket on September 15, 2018, 11:09:54 AM
You're a bit heavy with your line, but other than that... outstanding.  :salute:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 15, 2018, 01:49:06 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Alan K. on September 16, 2018, 05:20:08 AM
I think it looks like a chicken.
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: G-Dizzle on September 19, 2018, 06:13:14 PM
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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 19, 2018, 06:17:14 PM
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Great combo for kids!  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 19, 2018, 06:18:52 PM
But how much does cake cost at McDonald’s?


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 19, 2018, 06:20:02 PM
Can I have that in my happy meal :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: G-Dizzle on September 19, 2018, 06:20:48 PM
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Great combo for kids!  :D
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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 19, 2018, 06:23:27 PM
But how much does cake cost at McDonald’s?


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 19, 2018, 06:24:35 PM
Can I have that in my happy meal :facepalm:

Do you think I can get cake with a happy meal?


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 19, 2018, 06:29:15 PM
Can I have that in my happy meal :facepalm:

Do you think I can get cake with a happy meal?


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Probably  :think:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 19, 2018, 06:44:28 PM
Can I have that in my happy meal :facepalm:

Do you think I can get cake with a happy meal?


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Probably  :think:


I hope so.....because I really like cake


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 19, 2018, 06:54:30 PM
Can I have that in my happy meal :facepalm:

Do you think I can get cake with a happy meal?


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Probably  :think:


I hope so.....because I really like cake


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I am glad you told me I would never of known  :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on September 19, 2018, 07:24:59 PM
*smh*... I keep telling you, THE CAKE IS A LIE!  :P

 :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 19, 2018, 07:32:38 PM
*smh*... I keep telling you, THE CAKE IS A LIE!  :P

 :D


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 19, 2018, 07:38:48 PM
Can I have that in my happy meal :facepalm:

Do you think I can get cake with a happy meal?


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Probably  :think:


I hope so.....because I really like cake


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I am glad you told me I would never of known  :D

You know.....I just want to give tiny hint.....otherwise I fear that magentus would tell on me..





....I have to be discreet.








...MMM...CAKE.....YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY.
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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Wspeed on September 19, 2018, 07:41:11 PM
Can I have that in my happy meal :facepalm:

Do you think I can get cake with a happy meal?


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Probably  :think:


I hope so.....because I really like cake


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I am glad you told me I would never of known  :D

You know.....I just want to give tiny hint.....otherwise I fear that magentus would tell on me..





....I have to be discreet.








...MMM...CAKE.....YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY.


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Let’s hope magentus won’t find
out otherwise he will drool on it again :D
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on September 19, 2018, 07:43:37 PM
Can I have that in my happy meal :facepalm:

Do you think I can get cake with a happy meal?


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Probably  :think:


I hope so.....because I really like cake


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I am glad you told me I would never of known  :D

You know.....I just want to give tiny hint.....otherwise I fear that magentus would tell on me..





....I have to be discreet.








...MMM...CAKE.....YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY.
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That's clearly a PIE!  :twak:
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 19, 2018, 07:44:29 PM
Can I have that in my happy meal :facepalm:

Do you think I can get cake with a happy meal?


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Probably  :think:


I hope so.....because I really like cake


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I am glad you told me I would never of known  :D

You know.....I just want to give tiny hint.....otherwise I fear that magentus would tell on me..





....I have to be discreet.








...MMM...CAKE.....YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY.


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Let’s hope magentus won’t find
out otherwise he will drool on it again :D

Fingers crossed 🤞


Should I be worried that he might find out somehow?


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 19, 2018, 07:45:35 PM
Can I have that in my happy meal :facepalm:

Do you think I can get cake with a happy meal?


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Probably  :think:


I hope so.....because I really like cake


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I am glad you told me I would never of known  :D

You know.....I just want to give tiny hint.....otherwise I fear that magentus would tell on me..





....I have to be discreet.








...MMM...CAKE.....YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY.
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That's clearly a PIE!  :twak:

I knew! .... AlephZero is illuminati!


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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: AlephZero on September 19, 2018, 07:47:48 PM
I did get an invitation to Illuminati couple times to my GMail spam... Does that count?  :P
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 19, 2018, 07:50:35 PM
I did get an invitation to Illuminati couple times to my GMail spam... Does that count?  :P


That was from me.....join me brother! :salute:

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Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: Don Pablo on September 19, 2018, 07:53:26 PM
I did get an invitation to Illuminati couple times to my GMail spam... Does that count?  :P


That was from me.....join me brother! :salute:

https://www.illuminatiofficial.org/


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Sweet, I just joined up with the special email I use for contacting scam spam stuff.  :tu:

(sharonlilly54pink@gmail.com, if anyone's wondering)
Title: Re: The Derailment room
Post by: MMR on September 19, 2018, 07:56:29 PM
I did get an invitation to Illuminati couple times to my GMail spam... Does that count?  :P


That was from me.....join me brother! :salute:

https://www.illuminatiofficial.org/


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Sweet, I just joined up with the special email I use for contacting scam spam stuff.  :tu:

(sharonlilly54pink@gmail.com, if anyone's wondering)


I did too.....for some reason they blocked me after sending them dickpics....


....story of my love life.

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