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Title: New guy checking in!
Post by: Absolutely Not Def on February 16, 2013, 08:34:00 PM
Hi everyone,

I just signed up.  i am a brand new member.  I have never heard of the internet, and probably won't for at least another hour, so you know I have never even seen a forum before.  That means I am not Def, no matter what it may look like to more experienced members.

(not) Def
Title: Re: New guy checking in!
Post by: Nhoj on February 16, 2013, 08:36:48 PM
Since you're not Def this is the perfect place to say bad things about him. Where should we start!?
Title: Re: New guy checking in!
Post by: Grant Lamontagne on February 16, 2013, 08:36:58 PM
Welcome to the forum!

When you finally do learn what the internet is I think you will have a great time of it.  Meanwhile, I hope you enjoy the site, member who is absolutely not me!

Def
Title: Re: New guy checking in!
Post by: nuphoria on February 16, 2013, 08:37:35 PM
Alllriiiighty then  :waving:
Title: Re: New guy checking in!
Post by: Certainly not Mr. Whippy on February 16, 2013, 08:42:33 PM
Hey,

I'm new here too.  Heck, I didn't even know there were keyboards, let alone internet.

I'm thinking about getting a ballpoint pen.  I hear it can double as tracheotomy tube, so technically, it's a multitool.

Welcome to you too, Absolutely not Def.  :tu:
Title: Re: New guy checking in!
Post by: Mr. Whippy on February 16, 2013, 08:42:51 PM
This doesn't look good... :facepalm:
Title: Re: New guy checking in!
Post by: enki_ck on February 16, 2013, 08:52:52 PM
:think:

(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101007113141/starwars/images/2/2e/TheCloneWars-logo.svg)


OR




(http://erikoart.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/press_being_john_malkovich.jpg?w=1000&h=958)
Title: Re: New guy checking in!
Post by: Grant Lamontagne on February 16, 2013, 09:04:20 PM
Hey,

I'm new here too.  Heck, I didn't even know there were keyboards, let alone internet.

I'm thinking about getting a ballpoint pen.  I hear it can double as tracheotomy tube, so technically, it's a multitool.

Welcome to you too, Absolutely not Def.  :tu:

I saw them do that on M*A*S*H* once, so it must be true.  The only problem I can see is how do I get a bunch of Koreans to start lobbing explosives at me while I do it.  I hope that isn't a major requirement to the process.

Def
Title: Re: New guy checking in!
Post by: Certainly not Mr. Whippy on February 16, 2013, 09:07:35 PM
Hey,

I'm new here too.  Heck, I didn't even know there were keyboards, let alone internet.

I'm thinking about getting a ballpoint pen.  I hear it can double as tracheotomy tube, so technically, it's a multitool.

Welcome to you too, Absolutely not Def.  :tu:

I saw them do that on M*A*S*H* once, so it must be true.  The only problem I can see is how do I get a bunch of Koreans to start lobbing explosives at me while I do it.  I hope that isn't a major requirement to the process.

Def

I don't actually have one yet, but I'm hoping that the pen has instructions with it on how to use it as a tracheotomy tube.  Wouldn't want to mess up a put it in the wrong thing. :ahhh
Title: Re: New guy checking in!
Post by: nuphoria on February 16, 2013, 09:08:07 PM
(http://youmenowdotorg.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/crazy_harry.jpg)


Normal service will eventually be resumed.....
Title: Re: New guy checking in!
Post by: derekmac on August 21, 2019, 08:50:37 PM
Hi everyone,

I just signed up.  i am a brand new member.  I have never heard of the internet, and probably won't for at least another hour, so you know I have never even seen a forum before.  That means I am not Def, no matter what it may look like to more experienced members.

(not) Def
I guess after finding the internet, Not Def got lost trying to find his way back here. :(
Title: Re: New guy checking in!
Post by: styx on August 21, 2019, 09:17:10 PM
holy resurrection Batman
Title: Re: New guy checking in!
Post by: derekmac on August 22, 2019, 08:46:47 PM
holy resurrection Batman
It's so old it's new again. :tu:

:rofl: