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I have some sad news. R2 and Dolly have parted company. They were too dangerous for each other and R2 has had enough.
(https://c3.staticflickr.com/9/8730/28591031282_b72b95e151_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Kyuvvd)WP_20160801_003 (https://flic.kr/p/Kyuvvd) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Dolly is now homeless and says she will wander the globe mooching living off the kindness of strangers, much like Blanche DuBois. To this end I am suggesting a Dolly passaround. PM me if you want to host her and I will send her your way. Take a pic or 2 when she arrives and then pass her on to the next person (Don't worry -she'll soon outstay her welcome).
Who could resist this face?
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/9/8712/28696916745_8492bfe253_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/KHRcyD)WP_20160801_005 (https://flic.kr/p/KHRcyD) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
I will post anywhere in the world so pop your name on the list.
Follow her travels on this link: https://www.geocaching.com/track/details.aspx?tracker=TB3N0P4
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I'd offer to have her come here,but I doubt she'd leave Blamington Hall!
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Oh, you'd want to kick her out soon enough!
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I'd be happy to host her. It's only a trip across country though. I have a couple of spare geocaching travel tags, so one could travel with her so you can track her progress around the world.
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That's cool Kevin - pm me your address and I'll send her on her way.
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I'd be happy to host her. It's only a trip across country though. I have a couple of spare geocaching travel tags, so one could travel with her so you can track her progress around the world.
Cool idea Kevin! :tu:
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NO WAY !
of course Dolly can crash in my gaff ! Her and Rex will get on bigtime. She can go for a spin in the RIB, have coffee with my one single SAK, go see Fungie, it'll be EPIC ! ! ! ! !
Just like the Ray Mears book, she just won't want to leave !
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Right then, lets start a list.
1. Kevin Davey - UK
2. Eamo - Ireland
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1. Kevin Davey - UK
2. Eamo - Ireland
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US
Of course, if she gets annoying, she'll never make it to the next person. She'll end up buried in the Meadowlands.... >:D
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Dolly is more than welcome, she will feel right at home amongst all the
torture implements toys at my house.
1. Kevin Davey - UK
2. Eamo - Ireland
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US
4. sLaughterMed - Texas, US
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To bad Shop Toad is gone. Dolly and her would make for a cool pic.
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1. Kevin Davey - UK
2. Eamo - Ireland
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US
Of course, if she gets annoying, she'll never make it to the next person. She'll end up buried in the Meadowlands.... >:D
Dolly is going to sleep wit da fishes?
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1. Kevin Davey - UK
2. Eamo - Ireland
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US
Of course, if she gets annoying, she'll never make it to the next person. She'll end up buried in the Meadowlands.... >:D
Dolly is going to sleep wit da fishes?
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If it comes down to it, fuggeddaboudit.
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NO WAY !
of course Dolly can crash in my gaff ! Her and Rex will get on bigtime. She can go for a spin in the RIB, have coffee with my one single SAK, go see Fungie, it'll be EPIC ! ! ! ! !
Just like the Ray Mears book, she just won't want to leave !
Maybe a pic of Dolly in the RIB with Rex, drinking a coffee with your SAK collection and reading the Ray Mears book? Sounds epic to me. :salute:
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NO WAY !
of course Dolly can crash in my gaff ! Her and Rex will get on bigtime. She can go for a spin in the RIB, have coffee with my one single SAK, go see Fungie, it'll be EPIC ! ! ! ! !
Just like the Ray Mears book, she just won't want to leave !
Maybe a pic of Dolly in the RIB with Rex, drinking a coffee with your SAK collection and reading the Ray Mears book? Sounds epic to me. :salute:
That sounds doable to me :2tu:
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Dolly is Mobile!
First stop is Kevin Davey - Kev, if you can let me know when she lands, you know, cos I worry.
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Dolly is Mobile!
First stop is Kevin Davey - Kev, if you can let me know when she lands, you know, cos I worry.
Yep will do :tu:
Her dog tag geocache bling is ready for her to carry on her travels, after I've showed her the sights of Ssmurfhorpe steel town :D
Edit: I really hate the smurf filter at times
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:rofl: always cracks me up.
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When Dolly is finished in the US, I'd be happy to show her the Parliament buildings in Canada. :D
Dolly is Mobile!
First stop is Kevin Davey - Kev, if you can let me know when she lands, you know, cos I worry.
Yep will do :tu:
Her dog tag geocache bling is ready for her to carry on her travels, after I've showed her the sights of Ssmurfhorpe steel town :D
Edit: I really hate the smurf filter at times
It's not our fault you live in a town named by a potty mouth... :pok:
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To bad Shop Toad is gone. Dolly and her would make for a cool pic.
In Rememberance of Shop Toad :salute:
(http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad80/magentus2112/WP_20150609_009_zpsixikbh2r.jpg) (http://s923.photobucket.com/user/magentus2112/media/WP_20150609_009_zpsixikbh2r.jpg.html)
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When Dolly is finished in the US, I'd be happy to show her the Parliament buildings in Canada. :D
Dolly is Mobile!
First stop is Kevin Davey - Kev, if you can let me know when she lands, you know, cos I worry.
Yep will do :tu:
Her dog tag geocache bling is ready for her to carry on her travels, after I've showed her the sights of Ssmurfhorpe steel town :D
Edit: I really hate the smurf filter at times
It's not our fault you live in a town named by a potty mouth... :pok:
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I'll add you to the list Grant :tu:
1. Kevin Davey - UK
2. Eamo - Ireland
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. Grant - Canada eh?
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I think she'll enjoy being a California girl for a while so when she's ready I'll host as well.
1. Kevin Davey - UK
2. Eamo - Ireland
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. Grant - Canada eh?
5 Aloha007 - California, US
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I think she'll enjoy being a California girl for a while so when she's ready I'll host as well.
1. Kevin Davey - UK
2. Eamo - Ireland
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. Grant - Canada eh?
5 Aloha007 - California, US
Thanks Aloha - she'll have to start wearing something other than black fatigues in that heat! :salute:
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To bad Shop Toad is gone. Dolly and her would make for a cool pic.
In Rememberance of Shop Toad :salute:
(http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad80/magentus2112/WP_20150609_009_zpsixikbh2r.jpg) (http://s923.photobucket.com/user/magentus2112/media/WP_20150609_009_zpsixikbh2r.jpg.html)
Such a cool pic.
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I think she'll enjoy being a California girl for a while so when she's ready I'll host as well.
1. Kevin Davey - UK
2. Eamo - Ireland
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4 Aloha007 - California, US
5. Grant - Canada eh?
I think this makes more sense?
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She should come to Switzerland too... I'll take her to Ibach :salute:
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ok, is she zig zaging around the world in a reckless manner or is she following a more structured tour ? so, is she heading to the states, then canada, then back to ibach as per the list or is she going to cut down her environmental footprint is what i'm attempting to ask ?
Kev, how do the geotags work ?
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Kev, how do the geotags work ?
I've created an account for Dolly on the geocaching website. I register a travel bug for her on there, and as she travels we just log the location it visits on geocaching.com website. As we log the locations it plots a map on the travel bug page.
Easiest way for everyone to see it is post the link in the first post, and seeing as Magentus is a mod I'm assuming he can edit the first post.
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She should come to Switzerland too... I'll take her to Ibach :salute:
Nice one E-Thizzle - I'll add you to the list:
1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4 Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
5. Grant - Canada eh?
6. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
ok, is she zig zaging around the world in a reckless manner or is she following a more structured tour ? so, is she heading to the states, then canada, then back to ibach as per the list or is she going to cut down her environmental footprint is what i'm attempting to ask ?
Eamo - as you know she is famous for her recklessness - she cares naught for climate change (one of the many many reasons for her breakup with R2). I have no idea how she will wend her way around the globe. I have even less idea if there will even be a globe after she's finished her mission.
Kev, how do the geotags work ?
I've created an account for Dolly on the geocaching website. I register a travel bug for her on there, and as she travels we just log the location it visits on geocaching.com website. As we log the locations it plots a map on the travel bug page.
Easiest way for everyone to see it is post the link in the first post, and seeing as Magentus is a mod I'm assuming he can edit the first post.
Once I have the link etc I'll edit my first post - thanks Kev :salute:
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Travel bug now registered to Dolly and PM sent with the link to add :tu:
For info on what a travel bug is, have a look here https://www.geocaching.com/track/travelbugfaq.aspx
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Travel bug now registered to Dolly and PM sent with the link to add :tu:
For info on what a travel bug is, have a look here https://www.geocaching.com/track/travelbugfaq.aspx
That's awesome!
A few years ago I think Chako set up an MTO coin with a geocache tracker. I wonder where it is now?
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1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5.Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Think sLaughtermed got bumped from the list :whistle:
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No new page bananaman dance?
:nanadance:
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1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5.Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Think sLaughtermed got bumped from the list :whistle:
pssst you're missing a space up there on No.5
1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5. Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Here's the link to Dolly's Travel Bug if anyone wants to view it... https://coord.info/TB3N0P4
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Dolly has arrived safe and sound
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Dolly had a look at my sharpening desk and was dismayed at how messy it was. She decided to kick arse and get the lazy cleaning crew busy.
Sadly one got cheeky and she made an example of him. She must still be grumpy from her split with R2
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Once she got her new bling she cheered up and is settling in for her visit
:tu: :tu: :tu: :rofl:
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Haha. What a fun little project.
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1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5.Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Think sLaughtermed got bumped from the list :whistle:
pssst you're missing a space up there on No.5
1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5. Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Here's the link to Dolly's Travel Bug if anyone wants to view it... https://coord.info/TB3N0P4
That would be a just cause to apply for the OCD badge :whistle: Just sayin ;) :D
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Haha. What a fun little project.
Yes, I think this will be very entertaining :D
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Will follow this one. In theory it shouldn't stop.
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1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5.Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Think sLaughtermed got bumped from the list :whistle:
pssst you're missing a space up there on No.5
1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5. Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Here's the link to Dolly's Travel Bug if anyone wants to view it... https://coord.info/TB3N0P4
That would be a just cause to apply for the OCD badge :whistle: Just sayin ;) :D
Good idea, badge request submitted :tu:
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Haha. What a fun little project.
Project ? Project ? you call entertaining Dolly a project ?
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1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5.Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Think sLaughtermed got bumped from the list :whistle:
pssst you're missing a space up there on No.5
1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5. Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Here's the link to Dolly's Travel Bug if anyone wants to view it... https://coord.info/TB3N0P4
That would be a just cause to apply for the OCD badge :whistle: Just sayin ;) :D
Good idea, badge request submitted :tu:
Opps
and your welcome :D
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1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5.Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Think sLaughtermed got bumped from the list :whistle:
pssst you're missing a space up there on No.5
1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5. Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Here's the link to Dolly's Travel Bug if anyone wants to view it... https://coord.info/TB3N0P4
That would be a just cause to apply for the OCD badge :whistle: Just sayin ;) :D
Good idea, badge request submitted :tu:
Awarded!! :tu: May it be the first of many. :cheers:
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Dang it, meant to type you're welcome.
Congrats KD on the the OCD badge.
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Congrats KD on the the OCD badge.
Thank you :tu:, and thanks for missing the space.
Thanks Zoidberg for the award and Poncho for the prod to do it. I think it's time to get a few more of them.
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Dolly had a look at my sharpening desk and was dismayed at how messy it was. She decided to kick arse and get the lazy cleaning crew busy.
Sadly one got cheeky and she made an example of him. She must still be grumpy from her split with R2
OMG She's been with you one day and there's already a fatality! All I can say is, get used to it, and don't give her any weapons. I meant to tell you that before. :facepalm:
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Oops
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Dolly had a look at my sharpening desk and was dismayed at how messy it was. She decided to kick arse and get the lazy cleaning crew busy.
Sadly one got cheeky and she made an example of him. She must still be grumpy from her split with R2
OMG She's been with you one day and there's already a fatality! All I can say is, get used to it, and don't give her any weapons. I meant to tell you that before. :facepalm:
I don't see what the problem is. The rest of the guys seem happy enough...
8) 8)
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Dolly had a look at my sharpening desk and was dismayed at how messy it was. She decided to kick arse and get the lazy cleaning crew busy.
Sadly one got cheeky and she made an example of him. She must still be grumpy from her split with R2
OMG She's been with you one day and there's already a fatality! All I can say is, get used to it, and don't give her any weapons. I meant to tell you that before. :facepalm:
I don't see what the problem is. The rest of the guys seem happy enough...
8) 8)
Yeah, from the photograph. They're probably all in pieces by now.
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After settling in for the weekend, Dolly decided to come to work with me this morning. She was a little nervous so brought a blade with her just in case
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7578/28227821713_d85241ab96_b.jpg)
She got a bit emotional when she thought she spotted R2
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8719/28558532980_ff01bee7ee_b.jpg)
but it just turned out to be a minion getting ready for a star wars convention
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8780/28842788205_13857aa152_b.jpg)
Yoda minion has been consoling her...
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8547/28558534060_f53e46d56b_b.jpg)
I think a nice cuppa will cheer her up.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8091/28737998512_4e23b7da66_b.jpg)
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Well, if she'd like to visit Istanbul, Turkey, I have place for her to stay :)
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Well, if she'd like to visit Istanbul, Turkey, I have place for her to stay :)
I'll add you to the list ddogu :tu:
1. Kevin Davey - UK
2. Eamo - Ireland
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5. Aloha007 - California, US
6. Grant - Canada
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland
8. ddogu - Turkey
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After settling in for the weekend, Dolly decided to come to work with me this morning. She was a little nervous so brought a blade with her just in case
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7578/28227821713_d85241ab96_b.jpg)
She got a bit emotional when she thought she spotted R2
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8719/28558532980_ff01bee7ee_b.jpg)
but it just turned out to be a minion getting ready for a star wars convention
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8780/28842788205_13857aa152_b.jpg)
Yoda minion has been consoling her...
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8547/28558534060_f53e46d56b_b.jpg)
I think a nice cuppa will cheer her up.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8091/28737998512_4e23b7da66_b.jpg)
I've heard stories of oop North, but carrying a blade to work :o :D
Love the pics! Looks like Dolly will have a fine time with your minions. I would remove her blade from her though.......
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I'm not saying R2 has moved on quickly, or has a type, but he has moved on quickly and has a type. Meet Jennifer:
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8685/28560219910_d31a049100_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/KvLAmE)WP_20160808_008 (https://flic.kr/p/KvLAmE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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I'm not saying R2 has moved on quickly, or has a type, but he has moved on quickly and has a type. Look who he trundled in with early this morning stinking of oil. Meet Jennifer:
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8685/28560219910_d31a049100_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/KvLAmE)WP_20160808_008 (https://flic.kr/p/KvLAmE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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I'm not saying R2 has moved on quickly, or has a type, but he has moved on quickly and has a type. Meet Jennifer:
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8685/28560219910_d31a049100_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/KvLAmE)WP_20160808_008 (https://flic.kr/p/KvLAmE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
He's such a man robot slut
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Dolly's loving all the
attention support the minions are giving her.
Her and the R2 minion are off somewhere, up to no good I suppose
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8514/28770043601_f4667c708f_b.jpg)
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:rofl:
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A few friends of mine are borrowing my big tent to go away for 10 days, Dolly and I will be going to
laugh at instruct them putting it up tonight for a practice. This should be fun to watch
edit: it's a very windy day here :rofl:
(http://tonywildcamping.com/Images/royal/Pes3%20web%2010.JPG)
(http://images.homesteadcaravans.co.uk/1/1427458693_78.jpg)
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Should be in tents. I'll get my coat.
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Should be in tents. I'll get my coat.
:facepalm:
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Due to unforeseen circumstances I haven't been the host I wanted to be, so I'll be sending Dolly on her travels this weekend.
She arrived with a few MT.o branded items with her so they will be travelling with her. I won an MT.o branded torch in a gaw so it's only fair others benefit from them. I'm keeping the blade though, Dolly is dangerous enough without carrying a Vic Traveller. Plus it's really nice and I didn't have one.
Thank you for your generosity magentus :salute:.
PM incoming to the next host on the lit, which is Eamo in Ireland
Happy travels Dolly :tu:
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Thanks for looking after her so well and adding to the pass along Kevin. Thanks also for setting up the geo tag and whereabouts link. :cheers:
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It has been my pleasure :cheers:
Dolly is coming to the park for a stroll today then she'll be getting packed up ready to travel, along with her new friend, the lego men cleaning crew foreman.
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It has been my pleasure :cheers:
Dolly is coming to the park for a stroll today then she'll be getting packed up ready to travel, along with her new friend, the lego men cleaning crew foreman.
Did she win his friendship before or after she blew away his crewmate?
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It has been my pleasure :cheers:
Dolly is coming to the park for a stroll today then she'll be getting packed up ready to travel, along with her new friend, the lego men cleaning crew foreman.
Did she win his friendship before or after she blew away his crewmate?
Hahaha.
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It has been my pleasure :cheers:
Dolly is coming to the park for a stroll today then she'll be getting packed up ready to travel, along with her new friend, the lego men cleaning crew foreman.
Did she win his friendship before or after she blew away his crewmate?
Afterwards, I'm not sure if it's gratitude for doing it or fear of it happening to him.
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Dolly had her final afternoon in Ssmurfhorpe in the park...
She had a lovely time in the sun enjoying the flowers
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8630/28850022162_6bb57ec435_b.jpg)
After a stroll around the park Millie was all worn out and needed a rest. Knowing she's unwell Dolly made sure she was ok
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8076/28338586153_5c19dc7c96_b.jpg)
After a fun afternoon in the park, it was time to come home and start packing to go visit Eamo in Ireland.
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Looking forward to Dollys visit.
Mags, any last words of advice ?
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Good thread so far :cheers:
:popcorn:
:like:
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Looking forward to Dollys visit.
Mags, any last words of advice ?
Keep her away from knives, guns, artillery, gardening implements, vehicles, flammable fuel, lighters, matches, toothpicks, kitchen implements, blunt instruments, medication, alcohol and drugs - don't let her watch any violent tv shows or films, or stay up past 8.30pm, don't leave her unsupervised at any time and don't give her any money. Never turn your back on her and don't believe a word she says.
Best of luck.
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Looking forward to Dollys visit.
Mags, any last words of advice ?
Keep her away from knives, guns, artillery, gardening implements, vehicles, flammable fuel, lighters, matches, toothpicks, kitchen implements, blunt instruments, medication, alcohol and drugs - don't let her watch any violent tv shows or films, or stay up past 8.30pm, don't leave her unsupervised at any time and don't give her any money. Never turn your back on her and don't believe a word she says.
Best of luck.
Um . . . . are my children safe while I am at work ? More importantly, are my dogs safe ?
I was going to take her sea kayaking which involves, well, kayaks, the sea, knives and vehicles - a) is this a good idea ? b) is she insured in case she gets swept overboard ?
Regarding the other pieces of equipment, I do not possess firearms of any kind, I do have a small selection of disparate tools which would include knives, MT's, axes, gardening tools, various flamable liquids and solids; alcohol is not something i keep much of in the house, but, out of curiosity, whats her favourite tipple ?
Regarding the rest, tbh, i don't have much money to give her, i think the dog crate would be the safest place for everyone when we need our non dolly time, and i doubt she'd lie to me surely ?
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Well, seeing that list, I'm glad she's not here yet. I'm going to visit the battleship New Jersey on Tuesday. If she came with me she'd probably try to shell Philadelphia across the river......
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She's mellowed since she got her bling and had a Minion "therapy" session, plus I've taken her blade away.
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Good man Kevin that's reassuring
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Looking forward to Dollys visit.
Mags, any last words of advice ?
Keep her away from knives, guns, artillery, gardening implements, vehicles, flammable fuel, lighters, matches, toothpicks, kitchen implements, blunt instruments, medication, alcohol and drugs - don't let her watch any violent tv shows or films, or stay up past 8.30pm, don't leave her unsupervised at any time and don't give her any money. Never turn your back on her and don't believe a word she says.
Best of luck.
:rofl:
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Dolly, her companion, and their stash are en-route to Eamo in Ireland.
Safe travels Dolly :salute:
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Bon Voyage Dolly.
Kevin, Dolly's new companion looks a lot like a security guard. Care to elaborate? :pok:
Eamo - Dolly's favourite tipple is kerosene, but that's also her favourite combustible liquid, so I suggest sticking to orange squash or similar for the duration. Your children and more importantly dogs should be safe provided you follow my recommendations. A 'Safe Crate' is a wise precaution, though I urge you to remember the bit in Jaws when they're in the shark cage believing this will protect them from Jaws.
Also, don't try and set up any kind of 'safety word' system with Dolly.
For safety reasons we used to remove her legs and arms before bed, and store them in the freezer until morning. Then at least you'll have some assurance she will be where you left her the night before.
Bon Chance Eamo! Courage Mon Brave!
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Just asking the question...
Wasn't Dolly mentioned by name in the Good Friday Agreement?
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Just asking the question...
Wasn't Dolly mentioned by name in the Good Friday Agreement?
We'll see in a couple of days............
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Kevin, Dolly's new companion looks a lot like a security guard. Care to elaborate? :pok:
Well now she has her bling it needs some security. Plus protection for everyone else just in case. He has his emergency radio in case of emergencies. Security Stan will keep her on the straight and narrow :tu:
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I'm glad to see he's not wearing a red jumper. Safe journey Security Stan. I'm minded of the security team in 'Silence of the Lambs'. :facepalm:
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The cleaning crew member who she blew away wore a red jersey and black trousers, like the security
fodder guards in Star Trek
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Dolly gets all the fun... and I'm sitting in front of a computer :cry:
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Dolly gets all the fun... and I'm sitting in front of a computer :cry:
Pop yourself in a box and post yourself to me E-Thizzle. I'll show you sites of lovely Georgian Bath and take pics of you with Pikachu and Greenwood, then ship you off to Kevin for the next round.
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Dolly gets all the fun... and I'm sitting in front of a computer :cry:
Pop yourself in a box and post yourself to me E-Thizzle. I'll show you sites of lovely Georgian Bath and take pics of you with Pikachu and Greenwood, then ship you off to Kevin for the next round.
I would love to do that, but I'm an omnomnomnivore... Probably would eat all the padding and then bang my head badly :ahhh
(http://smithie.weebly.com/uploads/9/8/2/3/9823181/3937730_orig.jpg)
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Dolly gets all the fun... and I'm sitting in front of a computer :cry:
Pop yourself in a box and post yourself to me E-Thizzle. I'll show you sites of lovely Georgian Bath and take pics of you with Pikachu and Greenwood, then ship you off to Kevin for the next round.
I would love to do that, but I'm an omnomnomnivore... Probably would eat all the padding and then bang my head badly :ahhh
(http://smithie.weebly.com/uploads/9/8/2/3/9823181/3937730_orig.jpg)
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Well, seeing that list, I'm glad she's not here yet. I'm going to visit the battleship New Jersey on Tuesday. If she came with me she'd probably try to shell Philadelphia across the river......
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No great loss is it?
:P
Def
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No great loss is it?
:P
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Not at all! I'd help her load the guns..... :D
My opinion of Philly is not appropriate to post on a family friendly forun..... ::)
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Yeah, but where would cream cheese technology be without them?
And where would we be without the Fresh Prince? He's from Philadelphia, born and raised. In fact, on the playground is where he'd spent most of his days, just chilling out maxing, relaxing all cool just shooting some b- ball outside of the school.
Def
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Dolly will be getting nervous, she'll be in customs by now. That bling might ping the metal detectors
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Yeah, but where would cream cheese technology be without them?
And where would we be without the Fresh Prince? He's from Philadelphia, born and raised. In fact, on the playground is where he'd spent most of his days, just chilling out maxing, relaxing all cool just shooting some b- ball outside of the school.
Def
:facepalm: He moved to Bel Air, so it's all good......
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Dolly will be getting nervous, she'll be in customs by now. That bling might ping the metal detectors
As long as you haven't packed anything she can weaponize and she is properly sedated it should be ok. What instructions has Security Stan got in case of an 'incident'?
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Dolly will be getting nervous, she'll be in customs by now. That bling might ping the metal detectors
As long as you haven't packed anything she can weaponize and she is properly sedated it should be ok. What instructions has Security Stan got in case of an 'incident'?
Run...run like hell!
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Dolly will be getting nervous, she'll be in customs by now. That bling might ping the metal detectors
As long as you haven't packed anything she can weaponize and she is properly sedated it should be ok. What instructions has Security Stan got in case of an 'incident'?
Run...run like hell!
Threaten her with the Thermal Detonator?
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Dolly will be getting nervous, she'll be in customs by now. That bling might ping the metal detectors
As long as you haven't packed anything she can weaponize and she is properly sedated it should be ok. What instructions has Security Stan got in case of an 'incident'?
Run...run like hell!
I've left it up to him, that way I have plausible deniability :D
but if all else fails, throw the radio to distract her, and run like his life depended on it, because it probably will.
She has the legs on him though so he'd be done for. He's better off just siding with her to survive
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Siding with Dolly only lasts so long. I meant to tell you to send her upper body seperate from her lower body. That way it cuts down her opportunities. Leastways this will be the making or breaking of Security Stan. I'm rooting for the little guy.
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Siding with Dolly only lasts so long. I meant to tell you to send her upper body seperate from her lower body. That way it cuts down her opportunities. Leastways this will be the making or breaking of Security Stan. I'm rooting for the little guy.
He was expendable, that's why he was allowed to go with her. He was a lousy cleaning crew foreman, my sharpening desk is always messy so he wasn't do a very good job.
Hopefully he's better at keeping Dolly company.
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Tell Dolly that if she does not behave I will team her up with Marvin the Paranoid Android :salute:
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Tell Dolly that if she does not behave I will team her up with Marvin the Paranoid Android :salute:
with how depressing he is, she'd top him herself
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Tell Dolly that if she does not behave I will team her up with Marvin the Paranoid Android :salute:
with how depressing he is, she'd top him herself
Lol - I put his life expectancy in milliseconds.
'The first ten millionths of a second were the worst.............. And the next ten millionths of a second, they were the worst too. After that, it all went downhill.'
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Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
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Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
She's hit the ground running then :facepalm:
How many more innocent Sylvanians will perish before she is stopped?
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Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
She's hit the ground running then :facepalm:
How many more innocent Sylvanians will perish before she is stopped?
none have perished yet - ever since the christmas day massacre of 2010, when my daughter acquired the worlds only sylvanian orphans she has been very protective of them, and immediately removed her leatherman leap from Dolly. The very same leap that was used to release her from her packaging.
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:popcorn:
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Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
She's hit the ground running then :facepalm:
How many more innocent Sylvanians will perish before she is stopped?
Have you ever thought how much more fun it'd be if there were TranSylvanian Families?
Complete with Igor....Yessssss Massster
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Dolly has safely touched down
Glad she arrived ok. I'll track up her travel bug to your town now.
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Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
She's hit the ground running then :facepalm:
How many more innocent Sylvanians will perish before she is stopped?
Have you ever thought how much more fun it'd be if there were TranSylvanian Families?
Complete with Igor....Yessssss Massster
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/398/1281/1600/transylvanian.jpg)
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Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
She's hit the ground running then :facepalm:
How many more innocent Sylvanians will perish before she is stopped?
Have you ever thought how much more fun it'd be if there were TranSylvanian Families?
Complete with Igor....Yessssss Massster
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/398/1281/1600/transylvanian.jpg)
:rofl:
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Dolly has safely touched down - she has already terrorised a family of sylvanians . . . . pics will follow, it was documented . . . . . .
She's hit the ground running then :facepalm:
How many more innocent Sylvanians will perish before she is stopped?
Have you ever thought how much more fun it'd be if there were TranSylvanian Families?
Complete with Igor....Yessssss Massster
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/398/1281/1600/transylvanian.jpg)
:rofl:
Winner :tu:
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Firstly, apolagies for the delay in updating you all on Dollys visit, and for the poor quality pics - i haven't had time to dig out a decent camera, plus, she moves so fast anyway, it's a case more of stopping her then taking pics ! ! !
Anyway, heres an update -
Dolly been released from her travel capsule by my daughter and her leatherman leap -
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Dolly greeting us with some bemusement -
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Barely released from her capsule and already sizing up the sharps
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Quickly, victims were found to be terrorised :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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After the situation was calmed down, the leap removed from her, she has started to settle into her new digs. Happy to say theres been no further incidents, so far anyway. She has gone on to make some friends, she met Bruno
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And she has adopted Kat, a meercat who has lived by my computer for a few years. They have quickly become fast friends which may explain Dollys seemingly newfound calm and serenity . . . . unless she is lulling us into a false sense of security :think: :think: :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Weather is pretty smurf today, so Dolly is chilling with Kat and Security Stan, who done sweet FA during the sylvanian incident, by the way. Seriously, I did not need the hassle of more deceased sylvanians ! ! ! !
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We have plans for her to meet Rex and go for a trip in his RIB. I have canned the idea of taking her sea kayaking, Mags didn't confirm the insurance situation and in this day and age i can't take the chance.
she does have some parting words for Mags however -
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Thats all for now, we'll update with her adventures during the week as life and work allow :2tu:
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Brilliant!
Security Sam obviously feels the same way about Sylvanians as I do!
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Awesome Eamo :tu:
Don't expect security Sam to help, he's scared of Dolly and lazy to boot.
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Awesome Eamo :tu:
Don't expect security Sam to help, he's scared of Dolly and lazy to boot.
she's only been here a few days, and perhaps Kat has a calming influence, but since the initial incident she's been grand. It is likely that Kat with be joining her on her adventures, if i can get the pet passport and shots sorted.
Brilliant!
Security Sam obviously feels the same way about Sylvanians as I do!
John, let's not go there . . . . the horrors of christmas day 2010 live on . . . . (or not, in the case of a particular set of sylvanian parents)
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she's only been here a few days, and perhaps Kat has a calming influence, but since the initial incident she's been grand. It is likely that Kat with be joining her on her adventures, if i can get the pet passport and shots sorted.
Sending an animal with Dolly would not be a good idea. The travel gives her time to train it into an attack animal, and she's dangerous enough as it is
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Glad to hear Dolly has settled and even made a friend!
I think you'll probably be alright as far as the death toll goes -she isn't clever enough to plan a long game - no impulse control. If she's happy just work on keeping her that way.
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she's only been here a few days, and perhaps Kat has a calming influence, but since the initial incident she's been grand. It is likely that Kat with be joining her on her adventures, if i can get the pet passport and shots sorted.
Sending an animal with Dolly would not be a good idea. The travel gives her time to train it into an attack animal, and she's dangerous enough as it is
No Kat is the most harmless creature you could ever meet. Dolly has been so relaxed and chilled out since adopting her its hard to believe she's the same creature you and mags describe.
It would be cruel to part them now.
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That's great, with Kats calming influence the Sylvanian's should be safe
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That's great, with Kats calming influence the Sylvanian's should be safe
Who would've thought Dolly would be calmed by a mere Kat? :facepalm:
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That's great, with Kats calming influence the Sylvanian's should be safe
Who would've thought Dolly would be calmed by a mere Kat? :facepalm:
Simples!
But what happens if Alexander and Sergi show up?
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That's great, with Kats calming influence the Sylvanian's should be safe
Who would've thought Dolly would be calmed by a mere Kat? :facepalm:
Simples!
But what happens if Alexander and Sergi show up?
i doubt even calm Dolly would stand them for long. . . . . i'd supply the sharps and BBQ myself.
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That's great, with Kats calming influence the Sylvanian's should be safe
Who would've thought Dolly would be calmed by a mere Kat? :facepalm:
Simples!
But what happens if Alexander and Sergi show up?
i doubt even calm Dolly would stand them for long. . . . . i'd supply the sharps and BBQ myself.
It would be a meerkatastrophe.
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That's great, with Kats calming influence the Sylvanian's should be safe
Who would've thought Dolly would be calmed by a mere Kat? :facepalm:
Wow, that's a meeracle!
:whistle:
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ok, right, so, where will i start ? I suppose, like all sagas we'll start at the beginning .
Life has gotten very busy lately for me - new job, long days, etc. (New job is absolutely fantastic btw), just means that my promise to Dolly was delayed. So, as you may recall, I had promised Dolly a meeting with Rex and a trip in his RIB, and, today was the day. Weather was good, calm conditions, not too much water in the stream. Pretty much ideal conditions.
So, meeting with Rex was going ok, until he mistook security stan for a tasty morsel. Fortunately, disaster was averted, and Stan was rescued.
(http://i1159.photobucket.com/albums/p639/eamonf/20160904_151412_zpsr9sowpan.jpg) (http://s1159.photobucket.com/user/eamonf/media/20160904_151412_zpsr9sowpan.jpg.html)
After that, Rex took the motley crew through boat procedures for a bit
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Getting familiar with the boat -
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Dolly insisted on taking the helm, rather than Stan . . . somehow, i knew this was a bad idea, but i didn't listen to my gut.
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All this supervised by the puppies -
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So, after their orientation and safety program the crew were set to sail on moving water.
Initially, Dolly seemed to be doing ok -
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taking it easy, close to shore
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then, before she could be stopped she headed out into open water
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she attempted some rapids
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and disaster struck
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there are no more pics after that, as my daughter and i swung into rescue mode. Stan and Kat were swiftly rescued, but of Dolly there was no sign. We searched for near two hours, which included my daughter trying her swimming skills (she fell into the stream) but no Dolly.
At that stage, we had to call a halt to the search much as it pained us to do so.
I have been in communication with Mags, he believes it is possible she was planning an escape from the moment she left the country. I honestly don't know. I had secured her into the rib myself, in fact, i thought she was more secure then Stan or Kat. Either way, she is gone. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'm sorry folks for allowing this to happen on my watch, we (my daughter and I) feel bad over it. Despite the sylvanian incident, she had grown on us.
After discussion with Mags, the plan now is that Stan and Kat will continue her journey in her memory. I will start packing and update during the week.
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:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
NNOOOOOO!
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You've seen Rambo right?
Just when you think she's gone, she'll pop up and destroy a town
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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I'd just like to warn everyone on the list to keep an eye out from now on - she'll turn up at your door when you least expect it. I suggest all names on the list check in on a daily basis so we know you're ok, and UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES GO TO YOUR CELLAR ALONE! Always make sure someone knows where you are and when you're expected back. Don't take any chances.
Respect goes out to Eamo's daughter who, by all accounts saved Security Stan and Meerkat from Dolly while Eamo hid in his car with the doors locked (that's what I heard anyway). Brave brave young woman. :salute:
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I feel bad it happened on my watch.
The stream flows into a river, which flows into the Atlantic ocean, within a mile or so of the "accident" - given time, she could make her way anywhere on the planet. I find it hard to believe she'd abandon Kat though :think:
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You should have let Rex eat Stan for what good he's been.
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I feel bad it happened on my watch.
The stream flows into a river, which flows into the Atlantic ocean, within a mile or so of the "accident" - given time, she could make her way anywhere on the planet. I find it hard to believe she'd abandon Kat though :think:
You know when people say 'they'd sell their own grandmother'? Well Dolly actually did sell her own grandmother Eamo, so don't be fooled by her. The only reason she would take Kat is as a hostage. I'm surprised she didn't push everyone off the boat and nick it. She must have a different plan.........
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Calmly sat down down and updated R2 and Jennifer on yesterdays news. They took it as they always do and hid in their 'best' hiding places:
(https://c6.staticflickr.com/9/8572/29389710381_453bd72fa0_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/LM4WYv)WP_20160905_002 (https://flic.kr/p/LM4WYv) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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Is it bad that Dollys disappearance feels like we've actually lost a forum member?
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Calmly sat down down and updated R2 and Jennifer on yesterdays news. They took it as they always do and hid in their 'best' hiding places:
(https://c6.staticflickr.com/9/8572/29389710381_453bd72fa0_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/LM4WYv)WP_20160905_002 (https://flic.kr/p/LM4WYv) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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:salute: to Eamos brave daughter. I shall be on high alert. I've briefed all members of my family and we have contingencies in place should Dolly show up in California.
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:salute: to Eamos brave daughter. I shall be on high alert. I've briefed all members of my family and we have contingencies in place should Dolly show up in California.
Threat Level Midnight! Nice to see you are so well prepped Aloha :salute:
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You should have let Rex eat Stan for what good he's been.
In fairness to him, he has been totally and utterly useless. I think Rex spat him out rather then eat him, thats how useless he is. I feel bad it happened on my watch.
The stream flows into a river, which flows into the Atlantic ocean, within a mile or so of the "accident" - given time, she could make her way anywhere on the planet. I find it hard to believe she'd abandon Kat though :think:
You know when people say 'they'd sell their own grandmother'? Well Dolly actually did sell her own grandmother Eamo, so don't be fooled by her. The only reason she would take Kat is as a hostage. I'm surprised she didn't push everyone off the boat and nick it. She must have a different plan.........
Perhaps, Mags, perhaps. I am really glad i didn't take her on one of my sea kayaking trips, might have ended badly for me !
Is it bad that Dollys disappearance feels like we've actually lost a forum member?
Yes John, and on my watch . . . . . i doubt i'll ever live this down.
:salute: to Eamos brave daughter. I shall be on high alert. I've briefed all members of my family and we have contingencies in place should Dolly show up in California.
thank you Aloha.
i shall pass on all of your kind words later on when she has done her homework.
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This has been a rough year ! First shop toad and now Dolly :(
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This has been a rough year ! First shop toad and now Dolly :(
:think:
Could it be.....................?
Naw, that's utterly ridiculous, right?
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This has been a rough year ! First shop toad and now Dolly :(
:think:
Could it be.....................?
Naw, that's utterly ridiculous, right?
Go on Aloha, voice your thoughts - you may be on to something..........
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Oi,can't leave you guys alone for a couple of days... what a mess.
I for one have increased security and my hamster is on high alert. I already found what looks like a chewed on leg in Emmas (that's the hamster) territory and have a strong suspicion that Dolly was here probably brought a pansy to distract my war-hamster.
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Oi,can't leave you guys alone for a couple of days... what a mess.
I for one have increased security and my hamster is on high alert. I already found what looks like a chewed on leg in Emmas (that's the hamster) territory and have a strong suspicion that Dolly was here probably brought a pansy to distract my war-hamster.
Dammit! She was researching how to distract War-Hamsters before she left! She's always several steps ahead of us. :facepalm: I suggest raising the threat level to orange.
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My worry is that she already knows where I live. If she returns and gets to my address book, there's a few members on here she can get to
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Dolly has one chink in her armour. She is allergic to Heavy Metal, the heavier it is the more allergic she is. I find playing Heavy metal at all hours keeps my environment Dolly free. At this very moment I am listening to Screaming for Vengeance by Judas Preist and there's no sign of Dolly. She's more of an '80's Dollar, Bucks Fizz kinda gal.\II/
P.S. Maybe I should have published this valuable snippet of information a while ago. :twak:
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I suppose that is why she won't be visiting Whoey in Spain!
Def
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This has been a rough year ! First shop toad and now Dolly :(
:think:
Could it be.....................?
Naw, that's utterly ridiculous, right?
Go on Aloha, voice your thoughts - you may be on to something..........
I"ll have to go back and see about when shop toad disappeared. I wondered if Dolly might have recruited shop toad as her US contact and who else might be working with her.
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This has been a rough year ! First shop toad and now Dolly :(
:think:
Could it be.....................?
Naw, that's utterly ridiculous, right?
Go on Aloha, voice your thoughts - you may be on to something..........
I"ll have to go back and see about when shop toad disappeared. I wondered if Dolly might have recruited shop toad as her US contact and who else might be working with her.
It makes sense Aloha - there was definitely a spark there, and Shoptoad has all the US contacts there for the taking. Hmmmmm :think:
Stay safe my friend - whack that Heavy metal up to full volume.
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Dolly escaped! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
I will be upgrading security with steel doors and sonic defensive measures (my personal Rammstein mix) as soon as I get home, in the meantime Security Officer Coby will be on full alert:
(http://i.imgur.com/AjgB5HRl.jpg)
Hopefully Dolly doesn't decide she needs a nice dry environment after that wet excape
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With a heavy heart and great sadness I feel we must move on.
Kat and that useless gobsmurfe Security Stan will prepare for their trip in memory of Dolly over the next few days, hopefully setting sail across the Atlantic to visit JerseyDevil.
JD, could you pm me your address at some stage please ?
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With a heavy heart and great sadness I feel we must move on.
Kat and that useless gobsmurfe Security Stan will prepare for their trip in memory of Dolly over the next few days, hopefully setting sail across the Atlantic to visit JerseyDevil.
JD, could you pm me your address at some stage please ?
Dolly, gone but not forgotten
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With a heavy heart and great sadness I feel we must move on.
Kat and that useless gobsmurfe Security Stan will prepare for their trip in memory of Dolly over the next few days, hopefully setting sail across the Atlantic to visit JerseyDevil.
JD, could you pm me your address at some stage please ?
Dolly, gone but not forgotten
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Sniff :cry: Here's a montage of memories:
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:clap: :clap: :clap:
She lived on the edge of a cup
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:clap: :clap: :clap:
She lived on the edge of a cup
:rofl:
She sent us all to the edge of sanity. But we loved her. sniff
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:clap: :clap: :clap:
She lived on the edge of a cup
:rofl:
She sent us all to the edge of sanity. But we loved her. sniff
Yeah... had you stepped over that edge, they might let you out of the "funny farm" :angel:
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:rofl:
Love the one of R2 submerged with just his camera thingy sticking up like he does on Dagobah in Empire Strikes Back
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well, finally the day came . . . . Stan and Kat have said their goodbyes and are heading stateside.
Once again, Rex tried having Stan for a post dinner snack, tempted as i was to let Rex have him, after the debacle of the Dolly incident I couldn't face you guys and tell you i'd lost another traveller.
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Stan though was taking no such chances and promptly legged it . . . .
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and so, the time has come to say goodbye - Rex didn;t really wave cos Tyrannsaurs don't have very long arms, not really suitable for waving and such
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and so, the journey continues
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Dolly gone, but not forgotten.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Excellent pics Eamo :salute: I would say thanks for being a good host, but you were taken in by Dolly and she exploited your Gaelic hospitality to the max. We are all of us in danger now and I have had to retreat to my U Boat once again, while others on the list are having to up their security arrangements. I hope you have learned a valuable lesson. Trust no one. Gods save us all. :D
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I went out earlier to take out the garbage and suddenly had this strange feeling that I was being watched. :o I looked around, but there was nobody there. :think: Odd..... As I started to go back inside though, something caught my eye. What was that on top of the grill?
(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/20161002_142623_zpsnzyt9rg1.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/20161002_142623_zpsnzyt9rg1.jpg.html)
It's Sam and Kat! They made it across the pond! :tu: And they brought gifts! Of course, I can't get that picture to upload. :( They seemed a bit tired from their trip, so I got them a cup of coffee and I'll take them out for something to eat in a bit. :)
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Glad Sam has redeemed himself by getting Kat to you ok JD :salute:
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Uh oh, look what I saw on my milk this morning. Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
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Uh oh, look what I saw on my milk this morning. Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
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:rofl:
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Kat wanted a salad, Sam wanted a burger. :facepalm: We compromised on some chicken and fries. :)
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Seems like a good compromise to me!
Glad to see Sam and Kat made it safe and sound!
Def
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Wait, is Sam a clone of Stan :think: this is getting confusing
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ok, so what happened to poor hapless Security Stan on the journey? Who is this imposter Sam? This stinks of Dolly.
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ok, so what happened to poor hapless Security Stan on the journey? Who is this imposter Sam? This stinks of Dolly.
Maybe it IS Dolly in disguise and poor Stan is somewhere at the bottom of the ocean :ahhh
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I'm getting very nervous as I think I'm next on the "list" to host :ahhh
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ok, so what happened to poor hapless Security Stan on the journey? Who is this imposter Sam? This stinks of Dolly.
No imposter. I questioned him over it. It turns out he has an accent and I misunderstood him when he introduced himself...... :facepalm:
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ok, so what happened to poor hapless Security Stan on the journey? Who is this imposter Sam? This stinks of Dolly.
No imposter. I questioned him over it. It turns out he has an accent and I misunderstood him when he introduced himself...... :facepalm:
:rofl:
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ok, so what happened to poor hapless Security Stan on the journey? Who is this imposter Sam? This stinks of Dolly.
No imposter. I questioned him over it. It turns out he has an accent and I misunderstood him when he introduced himself...... :facepalm:
He'll say and admit to anything under questioning. Kevin definitely promoted him out from under his feet. I bet his walkie talkie doesn't even work.
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Dave :think: :rofl:
Did the travel tag make it with Stan and Kat? I'll track it to New Jersey if it did.
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I know we always blame everything on Kirky, but I just realized we are doing it rightfully so...
Look at this:
Brilliant!
Security Sam obviously feels the same way about Sylvanians as I do!
:kirky:
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I know we always blame everything on Kirky, but I just realized we are doing it rightfully so...
Look at this:
Brilliant!
Security Sam obviously feels the same way about Sylvanians as I do!
:kirky:
:like:
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Had to go into the center of the city for an errand, so Kat and Stan came along.
Stan wanted to see the county jail......
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They both weren't thrilled about the British cannon captured at the Battle of Springfield though..... ;)
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The book sale at the library was a nice fun stop. :)
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Unfortunately, it's starting to rain, so my errands have been cut short. We'll see what the rest of the day might bring...... :tu:
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Dave :think: :rofl:
Did the travel tag make it with Stan and Kat? I'll track it to New Jersey if it did.
Yep! it made it safe. I'll enter the # online.
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If Dolly or any of the friends want to take a beach vacation let me know!
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Dave :think: :rofl:
Did the travel tag make it with Stan and Kat? I'll track it to New Jersey if it did.
Yep! it made it safe. I'll enter the # online.
Excellent :tu:
I've tracked as visiting a geocache in the centre of a park area in New Jersey so it updates the map.
https://www.geocaching.com/track/map_gm.aspx?ID=2985740
Current distance travelled is approx 3646 miles (5868km)
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Great to see they made it safe and sound JD, i've barely slept since they left with worry.
Glad Sam has redeemed himself by getting Kat to you ok JD :salute:
yeah, seriously ? sometimes i wish i'd let Rex eat that gobsmurfe.
Uh oh, look what I saw on my milk this morning. Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
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any sightings ? surely there must be ? i feel so bad about this, my daughter cries herself to sleep every night . . . .
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Great to see they made it safe and sound JD, i've barely slept since they left with worry.
Glad Sam has redeemed himself by getting Kat to you ok JD :salute:
yeah, seriously ? sometimes i wish i'd let Rex eat that gobsmurfe.
Uh oh, look what I saw on my milk this morning. Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
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any sightings ? surely there must be ? i feel so bad about this, my daughter cries herself to sleep every night . . . .
How come your daughter has been tweeting that it's you crying yourself to sleep every night Eamo?
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Great to see they made it safe and sound JD, i've barely slept since they left with worry.
Glad Sam has redeemed himself by getting Kat to you ok JD :salute:
yeah, seriously ? sometimes i wish i'd let Rex eat that gobsmurfe.
Uh oh, look what I saw on my milk this morning. Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
(https://i.imgflip.com/1bncze.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/1bncze)via Imgflip Meme Generator (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)
any sightings ? surely there must be ? i feel so bad about this, my daughter cries herself to sleep every night . . . .
How come your daughter has been tweeting that it's you crying yourself to sleep every night Eamo?
because . . . . . because i feel so bad over what happened to Dolly :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Spending the day in the office rather on the loading dock, so Stan and Kat get to hang out with Stephanie for the day. :)
(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/20161007_124400_zpsbyamkeeq.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/20161007_124400_zpsbyamkeeq.jpg.html)
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Spending the day in the office rather on the loading dock, so Stan and Kat get to hang out with Stephanie for the day. :)
(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/20161007_124400_zpsbyamkeeq.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/20161007_124400_zpsbyamkeeq.jpg.html)
Is that Stephanie's board in the corner?
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Spending the day in the office rather on the loading dock, so Stan and Kat get to hang out with Stephanie for the day. :)
(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/20161007_124400_zpsbyamkeeq.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/20161007_124400_zpsbyamkeeq.jpg.html)
Is that Stephanie's board in the corner?
:rofl: not quite. I told her you asked that and she broke up laughing. That belongs to one of the temps here at the warehouse today. :D She's a sweetheart, but Steph can't chew gum and walk at the same time.......
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Spending the day in the office rather on the loading dock, so Stan and Kat get to hang out with Stephanie for the day. :)
(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/20161007_124400_zpsbyamkeeq.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/20161007_124400_zpsbyamkeeq.jpg.html)
Is that Stephanie's board in the corner?
:rofl: not quite. I told her you asked that and she broke up laughing. That belongs to one of the temps here at the warehouse today. :D She's a sweetheart, but Steph can't chew gum and walk at the same time.......
Lol out loud. She's about as much use as Security Stan then eh?
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I'd like to welcome the new member of my U Boat crew . Replacing the psychotic Dolly we have mild mannered Ornithologist and qualified Medic, Medical Bill. He is available to give (free) medical advice to all those who require it.
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Medical Bill has been making himself useful around the place. Here he is risk assessing my SI ready for Wenger Wednesday. I hope his report clears the SI for use -- he's very thorough.
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I'd like to welcome the new member of my U Boat crew . Replacing the psychotic Dolly we have mild mannered Ornithologist and qualified Medic, Medical Bill. He is available to give (free) medical advice to all those who require it.
(https://c4.staticflickr.com/6/5779/30295633491_96ed6c5756_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Na83mt)WP_20161017_008 (https://flic.kr/p/Na83mt) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Does that include sensitive matters, like bees and flowers and chlamydia?
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I'd like to welcome the new member of my U Boat crew . Replacing the psychotic Dolly we have mild mannered Ornithologist and qualified Medic, Medical Bill. He is available to give (free) medical advice to all those who require it.
(https://c4.staticflickr.com/6/5779/30295633491_96ed6c5756_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Na83mt)WP_20161017_008 (https://flic.kr/p/Na83mt) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Does that include sensitive matters, like bees and flowers and chlamydia?
Anything you say to Medical Bill will be kept in the strictest confidence firiki. He is bound by the Hippocratic oath (one for you Hellene's there), even though he isn't a hippo. Fire away!
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Medical Bill has been making himself useful around the place. Here he is risk assessing my SI ready for Wenger Wednesday. I hope his report clears the SI for use -- he's very thorough.
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did it pass ?
Welcome Medical Bill, I hope you fare better then Dolly on your travels.
Mags, is MB REC certified ? I recently passed my remote emergency care course and i'd love to compare notes.
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Medical Bill has been making himself useful around the place. Here he is risk assessing my SI ready for Wenger Wednesday. I hope his report clears the SI for use -- he's very thorough.
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did it pass ?
Welcome Medical Bill, I hope you fare better then Dolly on your travels.
Mags, is MB REC certified ? I recently passed my remote emergency care course and i'd love to compare notes.
Medical Boill passed the SI with flying colours and is risk assessing the whole U Boat as I type. I asked him about his REC qualification and he said he's qualified from the school of hard knocks, learnt it on the street, old skool, keeping it real'. So that's a No.
What did yours involve Eamo?
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What did yours involve Eamo?
well, it mostly involved remote emergency care training :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
it covered CPR, AED's bandaging/splinting usual first aid stuff with a bit more emphasis on the outdoors, eg, big emphasis on keeping casualties sheltered/warm etc.
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Always know where your towel is.
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Always know where your towel is.
indeed. that pretty much covers it all really; such useful items so they are. though in fairness those little microfibre towels wouldn't be much use in combat.
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Tell that to the ancient and venerated 'Microfibre towel' combat monks of lower Slough. I dare you.
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Tell that to the ancient and venerated 'Microfibre towel' combat monks of lower Slough. I dare you.
I would if I could find them but I dare them to use one to hide from the bugblatter beast of traal
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Tell that to the ancient and venerated 'Microfibre towel' combat monks of lower Slough. I dare you.
I would if I could find them but I dare them to use one to hide from the bugblatter beast of traal
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Coffee break on the U Boat has been very relaxing since Dolly went away. Even the unpredictable and terrifying Cthennifer is keeping
him her itself to itself somewhere in the bowels of the ship. Most days it's just me, R2 and Medical Bill chewing the fat, drinking coffee and watching old episodes of Dad's Army. R2 is off maintaining the torpedo tubes so today it's just me and Bill:
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Why is the medic carrying a knife if he's just chilling with coffee? Or is that just for his sak and coffee pic?
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He says 'Just in case..............' :think:
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You never know when coffee will get violent on you, it is important to be armed!
Somehow I always thought Medical Bill would be bigger... :whistle:
Def
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Since reading your first aid post and the mention of a traceotomy, he's been brandishing the awl and waiting by me every time I eat and drink anything. It's got so I have to go up top to cough otherwise I fear he will pounce and open my throat 'because that's what he's paid for'.
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You never know when coffee will get violent on you, it is important to be armed!
Somehow I always thought Medical Bill would be bigger... :whistle:
Def
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You never know when coffee will get violent on you, it is important to be armed!
Somehow I always thought Medical Bill would be bigger... :whistle:
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:facepalm:
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You never know when coffee will get violent on you, it is important to be armed!
Somehow I always thought Medical Bill would be bigger... :whistle:
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:facepalm:
Whaaat?!...
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Does this mean I'm fired?...
??? ???
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Well someone had to do it....
Def
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New page nana dance
:nanadance:
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Well someone had to do it....
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That's what she said...
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:D :D :D :D
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Talking of Seinfeld, look what JD is up to in Somerset!
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Dolly never used to clean. Just sayin'.......................
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Where is she now?
...Deep in the hundred acre woods, awl the residents are running away from an unseen terror. Should we go for a close up?....
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The 2nd watch sit drinking Cthoffee and wondering where Stan and Kat are...........................
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The 2nd watch sit drinking Cthoffee and wondering where Stan and Kat are...........................
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They wouldn't be slacking like that if Stan was there to watch over them
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The 2nd watch sit drinking Cthoffee and wondering where Stan and Kat are...........................
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They wouldn't be slacking like that if Stan was there to watch over them
i don't mean to offend you Kevin, but, Stan is a useless gobsmurfe . . . he let me down badly in my time of need. When i lie awake at night weeping for Dolly i often wish i'd let Rex eat him the first day he arrived and Dolly would still be with us.
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The 2nd watch sit drinking Cthoffee and wondering where Stan and Kat are...........................
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They wouldn't be slacking like that if Stan was there to watch over them
i don't mean to offend you Kevin, but, Stan is a useless gobsmurfe . . . he let me down badly in my time of need. When i lie awake at night weeping for Dolly i often wish i'd let Rex eat him the first day he arrived and Dolly would still be with us.
Take comfort Eamo that your daughter did her best to find Dolly (while you sat weeping in the car with the doors locked), and that life here on the U Boat is quite enjoyable without her malevolent prescence (Dolly's, not your daughters). Here's the crew enjoying a Cthuzzi - something they would never have dared if Dolly had been around;
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The 2nd watch sit drinking Cthoffee and wondering where Stan and Kat are...........................
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They wouldn't be slacking like that if Stan was there to watch over them
i don't mean to offend you Kevin, but, Stan is a useless gobsmurfe . . . he let me down badly in my time of need. When i lie awake at night weeping for Dolly i often wish i'd let Rex eat him the first day he arrived and Dolly would still be with us.
Thats why he was sent on his way with Dolly :rofl:
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The 2nd watch sit drinking Cthoffee and wondering where Stan and Kat are...........................
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They wouldn't be slacking like that if Stan was there to watch over them
i don't mean to offend you Kevin, but, Stan is a useless gobsmurfe . . . he let me down badly in my time of need. When i lie awake at night weeping for Dolly i often wish i'd let Rex eat him the first day he arrived and Dolly would still be with us.
Take comfort Eamo that your daughter did her best to find Dolly (while you sat weeping in the car with the doors locked), and that life here on the U Boat is quite enjoyable without her malevolent prescence (Dolly's, not your daughters). Here's the crew enjoying a Cthuzzi - something they would never have dared if Dolly had been around;
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Is that a new attachment on R2 or is he REALLY enjoying the oil bath? :sa:
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Lol :rofl:
See the coffee and SAK's thread for R2's conversion to CF33 (a chain gun fitted cthoffee machine). Unfortunately for R2, Ms Pansy saw little use for an Astromech droid on board a U Boat. She quickly converted it to serve cthoffee and sentry duties.
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Lol :rofl:
See the coffee and SAK's thread for R2's conversion to CF33 (a chain gun fitted cthoffee machine). Unfortunately for R2, Ms Pansy saw little use for an Astromech droid on board a U Boat. She quickly converted it to serve cthoffee and sentry duties.
Poor old R2, it's like Jabba's sail barge all over again, reduced to a serving droid
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Lol :rofl:
See the coffee and SAK's thread for R2's conversion to CF33 (a chain gun fitted cthoffee machine). Unfortunately for R2, Ms Pansy saw little use for an Astromech droid on board a U Boat. She quickly converted it to serve cthoffee and sentry duties.
Poor old R2, it's like Jabba's sail barge all over again, reduced to a serving droid
Yeah, but chain guns :pok:
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Lol :rofl:
See the coffee and SAK's thread for R2's conversion to CF33 (a chain gun fitted cthoffee machine). Unfortunately for R2, Ms Pansy saw little use for an Astromech droid on board a U Boat. She quickly converted it to serve cthoffee and sentry duties.
Poor old R2, it's like Jabba's sail barge all over again, reduced to a serving droid
Yeah, but chain guns :pok:
Is that for when it gets a bit rough in the uboat mess?
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Lol :rofl:
See the coffee and SAK's thread for R2's conversion to CF33 (a chain gun fitted cthoffee machine). Unfortunately for R2, Ms Pansy saw little use for an Astromech droid on board a U Boat. She quickly converted it to serve cthoffee and sentry duties.
Poor old R2, it's like Jabba's sail barge all over again, reduced to a serving droid
Yeah, but chain guns :pok:
Is that for when it gets a bit rough in the uboat mess?
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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We had a visit at the U Boat this morning. Security Stans younger brother Derek has launched an investigation as to the whereabouts of his older bro. He is worried as up until recently he has had weekly communications from Stan. These stopped and with the added concern that came with Eamo letting Dolly free, Derek wants any news of his older, slower brother. Please post updates on this thread. Derek is offering a reward for information leading to confirmation of Stans safety. Something called 'Derek Vouchers'. Hmmmmmm.
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We had a visit at the U Boat this morning. Security Stans younger brother Derek has launched an investigation as to the whereabouts of his older bro. He is worried as up until recently he has had weekly communications from Stan. These stopped and with the added concern that came with Eamo letting Dolly free, Derek wants any news of his older, slower brother. Please post updates on this thread. Derek is offering a reward for information leading to confirmation of Stans safety. Something called 'Derek Vouchers'. Hmmmmmm.
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yeah yeah blame Eamo for letting Dolly free. you were the one who let her loose on the world instead of keeping her locked up on the Uboat.
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Oh no what's happened to Chewbacca? He's shrunk, did he have his fur drier set to high?
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Oh no what's happened to Chewbacca? He's shrunk, did he have his fur drier set to high?
That's what living on a U Boat does to you Kev. I was really tall when I first moved in and now I'm so small it's lucky for me the rest of the crew are minifigs.
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What an epic drama! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Dolly MIA and the location of Stan and Kat is unknown :o
Oh my goodness!
Let us see what happen next :o
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What an epic drama! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Dolly MIA and the location of Stan and Kat is unknown :o
Oh my goodness!
Let us see what happen next :o
I'm excited to announce that I have just had breakfast with Peter Jackson who is interested in buying the rights of the story to turn into a screenplay.
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What an epic drama! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Dolly MIA and the location of Stan and Kat is unknown :o
Oh my goodness!
Let us see what happen next :o
I'm excited to announce that I have just had breakfast with Peter Jackson who is interested in buying the rights of the story to turn into a screenplay.
Fantastic. A heroic story. Worthy of being immortalized in an epic movie.
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Mags, you're a bad person. now my daughter thinks we're going to be rich cos we're selling the story of Dollys escape to a wealthy movie producer.
btw, any update since the note appeared ?
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Mags, you're a bad person. now my daughter thinks we're going to be rich cos we're selling the story of Dollys escape to a wealthy movie producer.
btw, any update since the note appeared ?
Just a few small animals missing, some minor explosions here and there, the usual.
As far as I know, Peter (or J man) is paying us all in rare and antique SAK's as he knows we're avid collectors. Oh, wait a minute.........You're Not a collector are you? I'll tell J man to give your share to me. :D
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no no i'll take my share, after all, i am pivotal to the whole story
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But it says in your tag line that you're NOT a collector. Your whole on-line persona is based on that tag line. If you actually are a collector then nothing makes sense anymore. I need to sit down.
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But it says in your tag line that you're NOT a collector. Your whole on-line persona is based on that tag line. If you actually are a collector then nothing makes sense anymore. I need to sit down.
More a case that I could sell then to you for your collection and then live a life of luxury
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Dolly lives?
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Dolly lives?
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I guess we'll have to watch this space. The U Boat has definitely been infiltrated and of course, somebody has left a note for R2 (or CF33 as it's known now). It will remain to be seen if one of the crew is playing a prank. I have Ms Pansy and Smallbacca
interrogating gently questioning everybody to find answers. I am scouring CCTV footage for any evidence.
CF33 has mentioned feeling sad and lonely since dolly escaped from Eamo and disappeared, and so has been a bit brighter after reading the note. I hope for CF's sake that A. it's not a prank (not sure I would feel confident playing a cruel prank on something with chain guns) and B. that if dolly is indeed back, she won't mind R2's change to CF33 (I know dolly loves cthoffee so am hopeful).
To be continued................
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I guess we'll have to watch this space. The U Boat has definitely been infiltrated and of course, somebody has left a note for R2 (or CF33 as it's known now). It will remain to be seen if one of the crew is playing a prank. I have Ms Pansy and Smallbacca interrogating gently questioning everybody to find answers. I am scouring CCTV footage for any evidence.
CF33 has mentioned feeling sad and lonely since dolly escaped from Eamo and disappeared, and so has been a bit brighter after reading the note. I hope for CF's sake that A. it's not a prank (not sure I would feel confident playing a cruel prank on something with chain guns) and B. that if dolly is indeed back, she won't mind R2's change to CF33 (I know dolly loves cthoffee so am hopeful).
To be continued................
R2 needs to hope if it is Dolly it's a new reformed one and not some evil twin impostor or he'll need those new chain guns
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I guess we'll have to watch this space. The U Boat has definitely been infiltrated and of course, somebody has left a note for R2 (or CF33 as it's known now). It will remain to be seen if one of the crew is playing a prank. I have Ms Pansy and Smallbacca interrogating gently questioning everybody to find answers. I am scouring CCTV footage for any evidence.
CF33 has mentioned feeling sad and lonely since dolly escaped from Eamo and disappeared, and so has been a bit brighter after reading the note. I hope for CF's sake that A. it's not a prank (not sure I would feel confident playing a cruel prank on something with chain guns) and B. that if dolly is indeed back, she won't mind R2's change to CF33 (I know dolly loves cthoffee so am hopeful).
To be continued................
R2 needs to hope if it is Dolly it's a new reformed one and not some evil twin impostor or he'll need those new chain guns
We have 3 advantages that we didn't have before Dolly left: 1. Chain guns, 2. Smallbacca and 3. Ms Pansy Bjorn. I'd put money on her being able to take Dolly out cold. Also we have Medical Bill who is great cannon fodder.
I'm hopeful that if Dolly is indeed back she will have learned that R2 needs love, respect and longevity, not grenades and napalm.
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After much soul searching CF33 left a note for Dolly to read. We know that Dolly is hiding in torpedo tube no.2 (the one without wi-fi) as we followed a trail of peanut M&M&M's (one better than M&M's) there on several occasions. We'll see what happens........
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M&M&M's Yummie
Hope the best for CF33 :salute:
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Oops, forgot to update this in all the excitement.
Dolly's back, spent a loooooong time pleading with R2 to take her back and now they are together! Yay! (I think hope).
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:woohoo: Dolly is back!
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Aww, I need to dig up my escape plan again. >:(
[Side question, is this the same dolly?]
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Aww, I need to dig up my escape plan again. >:(
[Side question, is this the same dolly?]
By all accounts she's mellowed a bit while she was away.
This morning Ms Pansy discovered that during the last watch Dolly had converted CF33 (cthoffee maker/sentry droid/enforcer) back into her beloved, sweet and kind R2 unit. Harsh words were exchanged but before Smallbacca got involved, R2 tasered her. Smallbacca is mopping up as I type:
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What were the group of 3 doing in the back ground? just trying to look inconspicuous and keep out of it?
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What were the group of 3 doing in the back ground? just trying to look inconspicuous and keep out of it?
Ummm, they were crying in the corner. They don't like raised voices, angry wookiees, electric shocks and the possibility of gunfire being exchanged. They're better now. I sat them down for a story and hot milk.
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What were the group of 3 doing in the back ground? just trying to look inconspicuous and keep out of it?
Ummm, they were crying in the corner. They don't like raised voices, angry wookiees, electric shocks and the possibility of gunfire being exchanged. They're better now. I sat them down for a story and hot milk.
They also don't know what a corner is, that isn't the corner :rofl:
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What were the group of 3 doing in the back ground? just trying to look inconspicuous and keep out of it?
Ummm, they were crying in the corner. They don't like raised voices, angry wookiees, electric shocks and the possibility of gunfire being exchanged. They're better now. I sat them down for a story and hot milk.
They also don't know what a corner is, that isn't the corner :rofl:
It's what constitutes a corner in a U Boat Kev - c'mon, give me a break! I'm trying my hardest here. :pok:
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What were the group of 3 doing in the back ground? just trying to look inconspicuous and keep out of it?
Ummm, they were crying in the corner. They don't like raised voices, angry wookiees, electric shocks and the possibility of gunfire being exchanged. They're better now. I sat them down for a story and hot milk.
They also don't know what a corner is, that isn't the corner :rofl:
It's what constitutes a corner in a U Boat Kev - c'mon, give me a break! I'm trying my hardest here. :pok:
:rofl: :rofl:
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I think I'll keep level 4 security in place on my end just to be on the safe side. Glad to hear Dolly is back tho.
I'll back fill the moat and set the rabid Raccoon free as well.
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I think I'll keep level 4 security in place on my end just to be on the safe side. Glad to hear Dolly is back tho.
I'll back fill the moat and set the rabid Raccoon free as well.
Wise decision Aloha :cheers:
She seems to have calmed down a lot - R2 is a grounding influence on her. She's been busy trying out her Magnaboots:
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I think I'll keep level 4 security in place on my end just to be on the safe side. Glad to hear Dolly is back tho.
I'll back fill the moat and set the rabid Raccoon free as well.
Wise decision Aloha :cheers:
She seems to have calmed down a lot - R2 is a grounding influence on her. She's been busy trying out her Magnaboots:
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Magnaboots :think:
I'll Harley point out that it is more sensitive to the ceiling!
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I think I'll keep level 4 security in place on my end just to be on the safe side. Glad to hear Dolly is back tho.
I'll back fill the moat and set the rabid Raccoon free as well.
Wise decision Aloha :cheers:
She seems to have calmed down a lot - R2 is a grounding influence on her. She's been busy trying out her Magnaboots:
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Magnaboots :think:
I'll Harley point out that it is more sensitive to the ceiling!
Wall, ceiling, cthoffee cup - you name it!
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Smallbacca needs to chill, he looks way to highly strung
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Smallbacca needs to chill, he looks way to highly strung
SHE is even angrier now you got her gender wrong Kev! And the day after International Womens (and Satsumas) day. For shame. :facepalm:
She is expecting an apology of some sort before coming to find you and ripping your arms off.
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Smallbacca needs to chill, he looks way to highly strung
SHE is even angrier now you got her gender wrong Kev! And the day after International Womens (and Satsums) day. For shame. :facepalm:
She is expecting an apology of some sort before coming to find you and ripping your arms off.
Poor Kevin :ahhh (http://www.smileygarden.de/smilie/Starwars/31.gif) (http://www.smileygarden.de) :ahhh
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Tell HER, pffffffffffffffft bring it, my minions are ready for her. The force is strong here. Darth could do with a new rug, he's sick of the storm troopers not wiping their feet :D
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It has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways.
My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur.
Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair :whistle: :D
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It has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways.
My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur.
Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair :whistle: :D
Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. :cheers:
ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers :facepalm:
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You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers :facepalm:
Next gen SAKs right there!
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You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers :facepalm:
Next gen SAKs right there!
More like next gen fixed blades, I think. :pok:
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It has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways.
My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur.
Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair :whistle: :D
Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. :cheers:
ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers :facepalm:
They get on well now. They bonded when the stormtroopers shooting was so bad they all had to deflect using their lightsabres. Vader was all for just force choking the life out of them, but with no emperor about, the light side seems to have mellowed him and he deferred to yoda's teaching again.
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It has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways.
My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur.
Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair :whistle: :D
Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. :cheers:
ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers :facepalm:
They get on well now. They bonded when the stormtroopers shooting was so bad they all had to deflect using their lightsabres. Vader was all for just force choking the life out of them, but with no emperor about, the light side seems to have mellowed him and he deferred to yoda's teaching again.
Nair, wtf is nair and do I want to know how you know. :dwts:
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It has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways.
My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur.
Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair :whistle: :D
Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. :cheers:
ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers :facepalm:
They get on well now. They bonded when the stormtroopers shooting was so bad they all had to deflect using their lightsabres. Vader was all for just force choking the life out of them, but with no emperor about, the light side seems to have mellowed him and he deferred to yoda's teaching again.
Nair, wtf is nair and do I want to know how you know. :dwts:
All I know is that it makes hair fall out. :think:
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It has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways.
My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur.
Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair :whistle: :D
Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. :cheers:
ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers :facepalm:
They get on well now. They bonded when the stormtroopers shooting was so bad they all had to deflect using their lightsabres. Vader was all for just force choking the life out of them, but with no emperor about, the light side seems to have mellowed him and he deferred to yoda's teaching again.
Nair, wtf is nair and do I want to know how you know. :dwts:
It's a hair removal cream that wimmins use.
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It has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways.
My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur.
Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair :whistle: :D
Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. :cheers:
ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers :facepalm:
They get on well now. They bonded when the stormtroopers shooting was so bad they all had to deflect using their lightsabres. Vader was all for just force choking the life out of them, but with no emperor about, the light side seems to have mellowed him and he deferred to yoda's teaching again.
Nair, wtf is nair and do I want to know how you know. :dwts:
It's a hair removal cream that wimmins use.
Sorry mate, that was rhetorical. :facepalm: There was no question mark.
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It has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways.
My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur.
Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair :whistle: :D
Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. :cheers:
ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers :facepalm:
They get on well now. They bonded when the stormtroopers shooting was so bad they all had to deflect using their lightsabres. Vader was all for just force choking the life out of them, but with no emperor about, the light side seems to have mellowed him and he deferred to yoda's teaching again.
Nair, wtf is nair and do I want to know how you know. :dwts:
It's a hair removal cream that wimmins use.
Sorry mate, that was rhetorical. :facepalm: There was no question mark.
it was ?
i missed it completely
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It has been brought to my attention that my retort was a little aggressive, the minions were annoyed at me for potentially instigating a war with a member of the rebel alliance, and the factions here have all made friends so don't want me upsetting smallbacca, or potentially reverting Dolly to her old ways.
My apologies to smallbacca for thinking she was a bloke. It's an honest mistake to make with all that fur.
Might I suggest a waxing session or some nair :whistle: :D
Smallbacca accepts your apology and we can now decelerate from ramming speed. We don't know where you live so the plan was to ram the UK until we reached you somehow. We don't do a lot of thinking here. :cheers:
ps - how do your minions all get on? You have some rebel, some empire and all armed with light sabers :facepalm:
They get on well now. They bonded when the stormtroopers shooting was so bad they all had to deflect using their lightsabres. Vader was all for just force choking the life out of them, but with no emperor about, the light side seems to have mellowed him and he deferred to yoda's teaching again.
Nair, wtf is nair and do I want to know how you know. :dwts:
It's a hair removal cream that wimmins use.
Sorry mate, that was rhetorical. :facepalm: There was no question mark.
it was ?
i missed it completely
Aaaah he's got a point there! :dd:
On the other hand, it seems like we've got a speSmurfpillst regarding hair removal amongst us!
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enthusiastic amateur maybe
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enthusiastic amateur maybe
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Dolly is BACK? :ahhh Why did nobody warn me? We have PMs for a reason you know people. :twak: I'll resume work on the fallout shelter ASAP. :(
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Soz Gareth - I meant to make an official announcement but she has been so calm and kind since returning I didn't want to rock the (U) Boat (nautical joke there). She's asked for forgiveness from those she hurt/stabbed/imprisoned/napalmed and has joined in crew life with gusto and aplomb. Here she is doing the 3 push ups required daily by PE instructor Smallbacca:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/585/32609287774_a229834541_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/RFz8ay)WP_20170315_003 (https://flic.kr/p/RFz8ay) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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Dollys back ??
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Dollys back ??
No thanks to you Eamo. If you'd be so kind as to let your daughter know she is safe and sound back aboard the U Boat. She will not be travelling the world again.
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Dollys back ??
No thanks to you Eamo. If you'd be so kind as to let your daughter know she is safe and sound back aboard the U Boat. She will not be travelling the world again.
Aww I wanted to host her. :P
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Dollys back ??
No thanks to you Eamo. If you'd be so kind as to let your daughter know she is safe and sound back aboard the U Boat. She will not be travelling the world again.
I feel . . . so conflicted . . . . on one hand i am so happy she made it home alive, on the other, so devastated she would do something like that to us . . . we treated her like family and this is how we were repaid. My daughter is so hurt by this saga i doubt she will ever recover emotionally.
I'm sure Dolly could write a book on her adventures from the west of ireland to the top secret location of the U boat, a journey of many hundreds of miles. If I were interested i'd read it, but tbh, after the way she treated us i doubt i would.
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Dollys back ??
No thanks to you Eamo. If you'd be so kind as to let your daughter know she is safe and sound back aboard the U Boat. She will not be travelling the world again.
I feel . . . so conflicted . . . . on one hand i am so happy she made it home alive, on the other, so devastated she would do something like that to us . . . we treated her like family and this is how we were repaid. My daughter is so hurt by this saga i doubt she will ever recover emotionally.
I'm sure Dolly could write a book on her adventures from the west of ireland to the top secret location of the U boat, a journey of many hundreds of miles. If I were interested i'd read it, but tbh, after the way she treated us i doubt i would.
It's prolly best you don't Eamo. The chapters (3-8, 12-17 and 24-27) dealing with the escape - your brave daughter doing her utmost to rescue Dolly while you locked yourself in the car and wept are extremely moving. When questioning Dolly on her return, she harbours massive regrets about deceiving your daughter the way she did, and she is eager to make amends. WITHIN REASON, let me know what she can do and she will try her best to do it.
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Well that's it, the fallout shelter is finished and stocked with 10 years worth of Pot Noodles. Do you think I should have bought something other than Curry flavour? :think: Anyhoo, that's me heading down now. I'm not sure the house Wi-Fi will be able to penetrate the 3 foot thick lead walls so if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry.
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Well that's it, the fallout shelter is finished and stocked with 10 years worth of Pot Noodles. Do you think I should have bought something other than Curry flavour? :think: Anyhoo, that's me heading down now. I'm not sure the house Wi-Fi will be able to penetrate the 3 foot thick lead walls so if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry.
You made the right choice of Pot Noodle flavours G-Man - I hope the sanitary appliances are adequate......
Dolly has expressed an interest in attending the Meet. I hope her presence won't put you off......
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Well that's it, the fallout shelter is finished and stocked with 10 years worth of Pot Noodles. Do you think I should have bought something other than Curry flavour? :think: Anyhoo, that's me heading down now. I'm not sure the house Wi-Fi will be able to penetrate the 3 foot thick lead walls so if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry.
You made the right choice of Pot Noodle flavours G-Man - I hope the sanitary appliances are adequate......
Dolly has expressed an interest in attending the Meet. I hope her presence won't put you off......
Three things:
A, G-man is underground. He won't be able access wifi and hear you. :rofl:
B, I wonder what G-Man is boiling his noodles with. He did not mention stocking water, so probably he will come back out VERY soon. :whistle:
C, 3ft Lead walls? Really? 12 ft Concrete walls are better AND cheaper. >:(
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Well that's it, the fallout shelter is finished and stocked with 10 years worth of Pot Noodles. Do you think I should have bought something other than Curry flavour? :think: Anyhoo, that's me heading down now. I'm not sure the house Wi-Fi will be able to penetrate the 3 foot thick lead walls so if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry.
You made the right choice of Pot Noodle flavours G-Man - I hope the sanitary appliances are adequate......
Dolly has expressed an interest in attending the Meet. I hope her presence won't put you off......
Three things:
A, G-man is underground. He won't be able access wifi and hear you. :rofl:
B, I wonder what G-Man is boiling his noodles with. He did not mention stocking water, so probably he will come back out VERY soon. :whistle:
C, 3ft Lead walls? Really? 12 ft Concrete walls are better AND cheaper. >:(
A. My bad - I thought I would prepare him for the worst.
B. Maybe he likes them crunchy :D
C. G-Man is heir to a vast lead mine in Scotland and so his house, car and now bunker are all fashioned from lead. :facepalm:
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Did not know about the giant lead mine. :facepalm:
Anyway, I bet we will hear from him when he comes out for water. :D
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Dolly has expressed an interest in attending the Meet. I hope her presence won't put you off......
well, its definitely put me off going, bigtime !
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Well that's it, the fallout shelter is finished and stocked with 10 years worth of Pot Noodles. Do you think I should have bought something other than Curry flavour? :think: Anyhoo, that's me heading down now. I'm not sure the house Wi-Fi will be able to penetrate the 3 foot thick lead walls so if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry.
You made the right choice of Pot Noodle flavours G-Man - I hope the sanitary appliances are adequate......
Dolly has expressed an interest in attending the Meet. I hope her presence won't put you off......
Three things:
A, G-man is underground. He won't be able access wifi and hear you. :rofl:
B, I wonder what G-Man is boiling his noodles with. He did not mention stocking water, so probably he will come back out VERY soon. :whistle:
C, 3ft Lead walls? Really? 12 ft Concrete walls are better AND cheaper. >:(
I'm not staying, I just forgot the kettle. :-[
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Well that's it, the fallout shelter is finished and stocked with 10 years worth of Pot Noodles. Do you think I should have bought something other than Curry flavour? :think: Anyhoo, that's me heading down now. I'm not sure the house Wi-Fi will be able to penetrate the 3 foot thick lead walls so if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry.
You made the right choice of Pot Noodle flavours G-Man - I hope the sanitary appliances are adequate......
Dolly has expressed an interest in attending the Meet. I hope her presence won't put you off......
Three things:
A, G-man is underground. He won't be able access wifi and hear you. :rofl:
B, I wonder what G-Man is boiling his noodles with. He did not mention stocking water, so probably he will come back out VERY soon. :whistle:
C, 3ft Lead walls? Really? 12 ft Concrete walls are better AND cheaper. >:(
I'm not staying, I just forgot the kettle. :-[
:rofl:
Don't forget the milk and biscuits...
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Well that's it, the fallout shelter is finished and stocked with 10 years worth of Pot Noodles. Do you think I should have bought something other than Curry flavour? :think: Anyhoo, that's me heading down now. I'm not sure the house Wi-Fi will be able to penetrate the 3 foot thick lead walls so if you don't hear from me for a while don't worry.
You made the right choice of Pot Noodle flavours G-Man - I hope the sanitary appliances are adequate......
Dolly has expressed an interest in attending the Meet. I hope her presence won't put you off......
Three things:
A, G-man is underground. He won't be able access wifi and hear you. :rofl:
B, I wonder what G-Man is boiling his noodles with. He did not mention stocking water, so probably he will come back out VERY soon. :whistle:
C, 3ft Lead walls? Really? 12 ft Concrete walls are better AND cheaper. >:(
I'm not staying, I just forgot the kettle. :-[
:rofl:
Don't forget the milk and biscuits...
Nope, he's gone again.
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So, err, how much water do I need for 10 years of dehydrated noodles? :think:
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So, err, how much water do I need for 10 years of dehydrated noodles? :think:
Hmm, ten times the weight of the noodles? :ahhh
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So, err, how much water do I need for 10 years of dehydrated noodles? :think:
Hmm, ten times the weight of the noodles? :ahhh
Yeah, that's what I feared. :-\ Time to start on the shelter's extension I suspect. I'll get the minions on to it ASAP, they're actually pretty quick when they put their minds to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i4DSvRoKQc
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Hello? Hello? I seem to have locked myself in...
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Mags, send dolly to unlock G-man from his.... thing... :facepalm:
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Mags, send dolly to unlock G-man from his.... thing... :facepalm:
She's on her way!
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Mags, send dolly to unlock G-man from his.... thing... :facepalm:
She's on her way!
What??? Noooo!!! :ahhh
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See Gareth that's what happens why you try taking over the eamo slagging dept. Mags sends dolly over to sort you out ...
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See Gareth that's what happens why you try taking over the eamo slagging dept. Mags sends dolly over to sort you out ...
If I take it all back can someone stop Dolly from using the thermal lance on my front door? :dwts:
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See Gareth that's what happens why you try taking over the eamo slagging dept. Mags sends dolly over to sort you out ...
If I take it all back can someone stop Dolly from using the thermal lance on my front door? :dwts:
Lets see what Eamo and Mags say. :D
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you'll have to talk to Mags, it's obvious i have no control over Dolly.
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See Gareth that's what happens why you try taking over the eamo slagging dept. Mags sends dolly over to sort you out ...
If I take it all back can someone stop Dolly from using the thermal lance on my front door? :dwts:
I will appeal to her better nature G-Man. She seems to have turned over a new leaf since she's been back. Fingers crossed.
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See Gareth that's what happens why you try taking over the eamo slagging dept. Mags sends dolly over to sort you out ...
If I take it all back can someone stop Dolly from using the thermal lance on my front door? :dwts:
I will appeal to her better nature G-Man. She seems to have turned over a new leaf since she's been back. Fingers crossed.
Well, whatever it is you are doing it seems to be working. :tu:
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I think the house got off pretty lightly all things considered.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/0f/19/50/0f1950b559a3af4e62b4e470ffa5df94.jpg)
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I thought the house was made of lead? :o
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I thought the house was made of lead? :o
No, no the underground compound is made of reinforced concrete and lead. The house was a very effective bit of sacrificial camouflage. My wife and daughter seem a little put out for some reason, but I don't know why. :shrug:
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I thought the house was made of lead? :o
No, no the underground compound is made of reinforced concrete and lead. The house was a very effective bit of sacrificial camouflage. My wife and daughter seem a little put out for some reason, but I don't know why. :shrug:
Ok.
Hmm, put out?
Where did they store their stuff? :facepalm:
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I thought the house was made of lead? :o
No, no the underground compound is made of reinforced concrete and lead. The house was a very effective bit of sacrificial camouflage. My wife and daughter seem a little put out for some reason, but I don't know why. :shrug:
Ok.
Hmm, put out?
Where did they store their stuff? :facepalm:
The upstairs bedrooms, but why do you ask?.... ???
...ah, I think I see the problem now. :oops:
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Newly formed U Boat SAK Club and Dolly knighting her club mates:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3827/33446362562_b30289c166_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/SXxmku)WP_20170323_009 (https://flic.kr/p/SXxmku) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2861/33562489946_373a36c82b_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/T8NwXL)WP_20170323_010 (https://flic.kr/p/T8NwXL) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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why don't smallbacca or R2 have saks ?
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why don't smallbacca or R2 have saks ?
R2 is a multitool and SmallBacca is currently too cross to be trusted with sharp objects. She's in the beginner class until she calms the flip down.
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why don't smallbacca or R2 have saks ?
R2 is a multitool and SmallBacca is currently too cross to be trusted with sharp objects. She's in the beginner class until she calms the flip down.
But you trust Dolly with sharps ??
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why don't smallbacca or R2 have saks ?
R2 is a multitool and SmallBacca is currently too cross to be trusted with sharp objects. She's in the beginner class until she calms the flip down.
But you trust Dolly with sharps ??
We sat down and had a heart to heart. Dolly told me she had no choice but to escape from your evil clutches. She said you made her do hours of washing up and ironing, and that you made her comb your hair 30 times a day. Is this true Eamo? She is a shell of her former self and needs lots of hugs. I'm inclined to believe her.
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Why does the phrase "lulled into a false sense of security" keep running through my head? :think:
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Why does the phrase "lulled into a false sense of security" keep running through my head? :think:
'Cause you're a cold hearted cynic :D Relax everyone. I had Dolly fitted with one of those restraining bolts like R2 and 3PO have in Star Wars.
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why don't smallbacca or R2 have saks ?
R2 is a multitool and SmallBacca is currently too cross to be trusted with sharp objects. She's in the beginner class until she calms the flip down.
But you trust Dolly with sharps ??
We sat down and had a heart to heart. Dolly told me she had no choice but to escape from your evil clutches. She said you made her do hours of washing up and ironing, and that you made her comb your hair 30 times a day. Is this true Eamo? She is a shell of her former self and needs lots of hugs. I'm inclined to believe her.
::)
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Mags ?
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Mags ?
Hello, yes?
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Just checking in, making sure you're ok.
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Just checking in, making sure you're ok.
Oh...Ho Ho - ye of little faith. Dolly is just hoovering the U Boat and it's not even her turn!
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Just checking in, making sure you're ok.
Oh...Ho Ho - ye of little faith. Dolly is just hoovering the U Boat and it's not even her turn!
i'm delighted for you :tu: . . . . . hoovering the U boat . . . . . . unsupervised ??
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Just checking in, making sure you're ok.
Oh...Ho Ho - ye of little faith. Dolly is just hoovering the U Boat and it's not even her turn!
i'm delighted for you :tu: . . . . . hoovering the U boat . . . . . . unsupervised ??
No, I'm not that stupid. :ahhh
Thanks for checking up on me though - I appreciate it.
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I've now finished my new "garden feature (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broch)" :whistle:
(http://www.mccubbin.ca/Christmas%2009/Scotland%2009/1024%20Mousa%20Broch%20with%20Watson%20and%20Wiz.JPG)
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Nice, does it have plumbing? :D
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Nice, does it have plumbing? :D
Yup. :D
(http://neo-utility.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/600x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/x/a/xala_drop-bucket_red_130093_image1.jpg)
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Nice, does it have plumbing? :D
Yup. :D
(http://neo-utility.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/600x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/x/a/xala_drop-bucket_red_130093_image1.jpg)
Ah, the Bucket-Toilet 3000.
I was thinking of getting one, any thoughts?
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Nice, does it have plumbing? :D
Yup. :D
(http://neo-utility.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/600x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/x/a/xala_drop-bucket_red_130093_image1.jpg)
Ah, the Bucket-Toilet 3000.
I was thinking of getting one, any thoughts?
All-in-all it's a great system, large capacity, easy pour, bright colour makes it easy to see in the dark. My only criticism is that the rim is a little hard and tends to leave a mark. :-\
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so, you've tried to make your house Dolly proof ?
would this help with your toilet problem ?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5b/92/e4/5b92e4a8d82943d8bc2a33c12e421740.jpg)
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so, you've tried to make your house Dolly proof ?
would this help with your toilet problem ?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5b/92/e4/5b92e4a8d82943d8bc2a33c12e421740.jpg)
That is luxury compared to a U Boat toilet. Oooooo lardy da!
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so, you've tried to make your house Dolly proof ?
would this help with your toilet problem ?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5b/92/e4/5b92e4a8d82943d8bc2a33c12e421740.jpg)
Luxury.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
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I never click on any of these monty phyton video clips because I want to watch the full thing first. :angel:
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition! :doggy:
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Tuesday morning SWUK SAK Club (U Boat Division) meeting. I am EDCing an SI, Mini-Mags has a Camper, Ms Pansy has a Woodsman, R2 has a CT29 and Dolly opted for the sword :facepalm:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2921/33696839965_211f92ed94_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/TkF7xp)WP_20170328_012 (https://flic.kr/p/TkF7xp) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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Tuesday morning SWUK SAK Club (U Boat Division) meeting. I am EDCing an SI, Mini-Mags has a Camper, Ms Pansy has a Woodsman, R2 has a CT29 and Dolly opted for the sword :facepalm:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2921/33696839965_211f92ed94_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/TkF7xp)WP_20170328_012 (https://flic.kr/p/TkF7xp) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwOJlOI1nU :ahhh
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i'm thinking this will not end well, i'm glad i live in a land far far from the U boat.
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I've decided on a new casual look for day-to-day wear.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b0/aa/6b/b0aa6b37a500137f67cbaee33686cb4f.jpg)
It has absolutely nothing to do with Dolly being armed with a sword. No sir, nothing at all. :whistle:
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i'm thinking this will not end well, i'm glad i live in a land far far from the U boat.
Or do you? Mwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I've decided on a new casual look for day-to-day wear.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b0/aa/6b/b0aa6b37a500137f67cbaee33686cb4f.jpg)
It has absolutely nothing to do with Dolly being armed with a sword. No sir, nothing at all. :whistle:
How does your new attire fit in with your new sanitary provisions M'Lord?
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I've decided on a new casual look for day-to-day wear.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b0/aa/6b/b0aa6b37a500137f67cbaee33686cb4f.jpg)
It has absolutely nothing to do with Dolly being armed with a sword. No sir, nothing at all. :whistle:
How does your new attire fit in with your new sanitary provisions M'Lord?
A true test for a SAK tin opener
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I've decided on a new casual look for day-to-day wear.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b0/aa/6b/b0aa6b37a500137f67cbaee33686cb4f.jpg)
It has absolutely nothing to do with Dolly being armed with a sword. No sir, nothing at all. :whistle:
(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55471913/the-taylors-ohhhh-suits-you-sir.jpg)
i'm thinking this will not end well, i'm glad i live in a land far far from the U boat.
Or do you? Mwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
um, what do you know that i don't ? I live nowhere near the sea :whistle:
I've decided on a new casual look for day-to-day wear.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b0/aa/6b/b0aa6b37a500137f67cbaee33686cb4f.jpg)
It has absolutely nothing to do with Dolly being armed with a sword. No sir, nothing at all. :whistle:
How does your new attire fit in with your new sanitary provisions M'Lord?
A true test for a SAK tin opener
lets hope Mags doesn't give a sak to Dolly so . . . . . and to answer the final question . . . . .
(http://www.wnd.com/images2/armordump.jpg)
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I've decided on a new casual look for day-to-day wear.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b0/aa/6b/b0aa6b37a500137f67cbaee33686cb4f.jpg)
It has absolutely nothing to do with Dolly being armed with a sword. No sir, nothing at all. :whistle:
How does your new attire fit in with your new sanitary provisions M'Lord?
I'll admit there might be a few teething problems, but nothing I can't overcome with a bit of careful thought. Perhaps some kind of scaffolding and harness? :think:
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Like this? Substitute the horse for your luxury bucket and you're sorted.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2856/32872344574_37845bbcc5.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/S5PmMC)knight-lowered-onto-horse1 (https://flic.kr/p/S5PmMC) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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Something like that might work I suppose, but you're thinking a little small. I cobbled this together last night and feel the need to test it this morning.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_alYABvATHU/maxresdefault.jpg)
You see, what you do is gently cradle yourself in the sling on the end of the arm, a serf pulls the lever and then you smurf yourself. I admit the placement of the bucket could take some fine tuning, but I'll get there. :tu:
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Something like that might work I suppose, but you're thinking a little small. I cobbled this together last night and feel the need to test it this morning.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_alYABvATHU/maxresdefault.jpg)
You see, what you do is gently cradle yourself in the sling on the end of the arm, a serf pulls the lever and then you smurf yourself. I admit the placement of the bucket could take some fine tuning, but I'll get there. :tu:
That is a fine trebuchet M'Lord :salute: Do you have a 'G-Man retrieval team'? That must hurl you some distance in your soiled armour.
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I'm trying to train a flock of African Swallows to preform a mid air catch using a system of vines and creepers. So far the results have been, at best, mixed. :-\ For some reason they keep dropping coconuts on the serfs. :think:
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Try a bigger model, like eagles?
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G-Man, Dolly is ashamed that her behaviour has caused you so much strife. She wants you to know she is a reformed character and is willing to try and prove it if you would only let her know how.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2809/32903042253_07bacee53c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/S8wG8X)WP_20170329_009 (https://flic.kr/p/S8wG8X) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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G-Man, Dolly is ashamed that her behaviour has caused you so much strife. She wants you to know she is a reformed character and is willing to try and prove it if you would only let her know how.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2809/32903042253_07bacee53c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/S8wG8X)WP_20170329_009 (https://flic.kr/p/S8wG8X) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Who is the guy in the top photo?
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G-Man, Dolly is ashamed that her behaviour has caused you so much strife. She wants you to know she is a reformed character and is willing to try and prove it if you would only let her know how.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2809/32903042253_07bacee53c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/S8wG8X)WP_20170329_009 (https://flic.kr/p/S8wG8X) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Who is the guy in the top photo?
Tom Selleck - Ms pansy is crazy about men with mustaches. I'm surprised and disappointed you needed to ask PablOBizzle :D
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G-Man, Dolly is ashamed that her behaviour has caused you so much strife. She wants you to know she is a reformed character and is willing to try and prove it if you would only let her know how.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2809/32903042253_07bacee53c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/S8wG8X)WP_20170329_009 (https://flic.kr/p/S8wG8X) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Who is the guy in the top photo?
Tom Selleck - Ms pansy is crazy about men with mustaches. I'm surprised and disappointed you needed to ask PablOBizzle :D
Oh, and if you're interested .....Get in line! Ms Pansy will tear your eyes out.
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:oops:
G-Man, Dolly is ashamed that her behaviour has caused you so much strife. She wants you to know she is a reformed character and is willing to try and prove it if you would only let her know how.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2809/32903042253_07bacee53c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/S8wG8X)WP_20170329_009 (https://flic.kr/p/S8wG8X) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Who is the guy in the top photo?
Tom Selleck - Ms pansy is crazy about men with mustaches. I'm surprised and disappointed you needed to ask PablOBizzle :D
Oh the guy in P.I Magnum. Never watched it. :-[
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G-Man, Dolly is ashamed that her behaviour has caused you so much strife. She wants you to know she is a reformed character and is willing to try and prove it if you would only let her know how.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2809/32903042253_07bacee53c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/S8wG8X)WP_20170329_009 (https://flic.kr/p/S8wG8X) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
how can a chap hold a grudge against someone so obviously contrite? Tell her all is forgiven. :dd:
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With that in mind, does anyone want to buy a slightly "worn" suit of armour?
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With that in mind, does anyone want to buy a slightly "worn" suit of armour?
Can I be the first to pass.
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I'll take the bottom half. They should be impossible to tear
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I'll take the bottom half. They should be impossible to tear
:rofl: Before you go too far Kev, you might want to read why Gareth is giving them away. 'Slightly Very soiled' is how I would describe them metal grundies.
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I'll take the bottom half. They should be impossible to tear clean.
Fixed.
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Grundies. :rofl:
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I'll take the bottom half. They should be impossible to tear
:rofl: Before you go too far Kev, you might want to read why Gareth is giving them away. 'Slightly Very soiled' is how I would describe them metal grundies.
That's ok, I can bring to our structural workshop and get them steam cleaned, shot blasted, and de-greased. If that doesn't work I'll leave them out for the pikey's to take for scrap.
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You can't see G-Man, but she's smiling :D
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2817/33678211306_07bf50eb47_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Tj2CTC)WP_20170329_010 (https://flic.kr/p/Tj2CTC) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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You can't see G-Man, but she's smiling :D
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2817/33678211306_07bf50eb47_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Tj2CTC)WP_20170329_010 (https://flic.kr/p/Tj2CTC) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
aww. :dd:
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You can't see G-Man, but she's smiling :D
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2817/33678211306_07bf50eb47_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Tj2CTC)WP_20170329_010 (https://flic.kr/p/Tj2CTC) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Be afraid, be VERY afraid... :ahhh
:D
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For all you scaredy-cats out there I have utilised a little known use for the oddly placed lanyard hole on the Schrade Tough Tool - Thanks to Reamerpunch and this: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/jooliesews/Bobbys/Schradehole.jpg)
I have made a 'Dolly Clamp'. Even with her supernatural strength, once this bad boy is clamped around her leg, she is anchored.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2850/32892527784_162129b7d0_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/S7ANy1)WP_20170330_021 (https://flic.kr/p/S7ANy1) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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Poor Dolly, what's happened to her face? It seems to be a bit messed up
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She's rabidly trying to get out of magentus' grip... Interesting little feature on the Schrade Tough tool :tu:
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For all you scaredy-cats out there I have utilised a little known use for the oddly placed lanyard hole on the Schrade Tough Tool - Thanks to Reamerpunch and this: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/jooliesews/Bobbys/Schradehole.jpg)
I have made a 'Dolly Clamp'. Even with her supernatural strength, once this bad boy is clamped around her leg, she is anchored.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2850/32892527784_162129b7d0_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/S7ANy1)WP_20170330_021 (https://flic.kr/p/S7ANy1) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Careful you don't anger her, she could rip your arms off faster than a grumpy smallbacca
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Poor Dolly, what's happened to her face? It seems to be a bit messed up
She's been through a lot Kevin.
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She's rabidly trying to get out of magentus' grip... Interesting little feature on the Schrade Tough tool :tu:
Rabid :D
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this will not end well. and may i be the first to say
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p124/matt_alex/The%20Simpsons/nelson_haha2.png)
and
(https://img.memesuper.com/57b53e11a19ecfe850c43310bbcb0ca4_-i-may-now-pay-myself-in-i-told-you-so-meme_500-500.jpeg)
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Here's Dolly jamming to 'Eamo, why did you tip the boat up dude?' with the rest of Brontosaurus Rex.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4160/33921954853_373f894c3c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/TFyTmz)WP_20170518_001 (https://flic.kr/p/TFyTmz) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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:like:
:rofl: :rofl:
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You can't see G-Man, but she's smiling :D
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2817/33678211306_07bf50eb47_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Tj2CTC)WP_20170329_010 (https://flic.kr/p/Tj2CTC) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
awwl. :dd:
FTFY...
:D :D
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She's just biding her time . . .
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One of the uboat crew just arrived, according to his travel documents his name is 'Oi! Stop banging that or Smallbacca will rip your arms off'
He will be welcomed by my minions and I'm sure they will give him a more suitable name now he is safe from smallgrumpybacca
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4270/35198969215_371c2d024c_b.jpg)
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One of the uboat crew just arrived, according to his travel documents his name is 'Oi! Stop banging that or Smallbacca will rip your arms off'
He will be welcomed by my minions and I'm sure they will give him a more suitable name now he is safe from smallgrumpybacca
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4270/35198969215_371c2d024c_b.jpg)
Glad he found his way to you Kev - Just don't ask him to fix anything. All he's good for is firing out of torpedo tube 3 (the one without wifi). :salute:
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One of the uboat crew just arrived, according to his travel documents his name is 'Oi! Stop banging that or Smallbacca will rip your arms off'
He will be welcomed by my minions and I'm sure they will give him a more suitable name now he is safe from smallgrumpybacca
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4270/35198969215_371c2d024c_b.jpg)
Glad he found his way to you Kev - Just don't ask him to fix anything. All he's good for is firing out of torpedo tube 3 (the one without wifi). :salute:
He's a bit clumsy, he keeps dropping his helmet. I suspect his ineptitude is due to past head injuries. And his right arm came off when raised so I think smallbacca has got to him a time or two.
He'll fit right in with the rest of the minions, they aren't the brightest bunch. In fact I'd say a few bananas short of a fruit salad :D
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:rofl:
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Not to alarm anyone, but there is no sign of Dolly aboard the U Boat. Hopefully she's popped down the shops for some milk and bread, but it has been some time now..................................................
Stay vigilant people.
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:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Maybe she flushed when you pried the lid off the U-boat with the combo tool?
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Not if she was following protocol - she should have strapped herself safely onto the seat. Once the buckles done up, there's no moving.
I think she has absconded - all of our best Black Metal albums and Jaffa cakes are missing too.
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Not if she was following protocol - she should have strapped herself safely onto the seat. Once the buckles done up, there's no moving.
I think she has absconded - all of our best Black Metal albums and Jaffa cakes are missing too.
Does she always follow protocol?
Do YOU always follow protocol?!
You can hardly call it protocol to pry open the lid when submerged! :rant:
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I had to break protocol for science.
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I had to break protocol for science.
That's what Dolly said...
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Not to alarm anyone, but there is no sign of Dolly aboard the U Boat. Hopefully she's popped down the shops for some milk and bread, but it has been some time now..................................................
Stay vigilant people.
Back into the iron underpants for me then and back into the fallout shelter. Now, where did I put the kettle and pot noodles? :think:
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I had to break protocol for science.
That's what Dolly said...
Why don't you just marry Dolly Nick????? :D
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Not to alarm anyone, but there is no sign of Dolly aboard the U Boat. Hopefully she's popped down the shops for some milk and bread, but it has been some time now..................................................
Stay vigilant people.
Back into the iron underpants for me then and back into the fallout shelter. Now, where did I put the kettle and pot noodles? :think:
Good move G Man - I've spent the day changing the locks and passwords and we've relocated to a different, even more undisclosed location.
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I had to break protocol for science.
That's what Dolly said...
Why don't you just marry Dolly Nick????? :D
You think she likes me? :dd:
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There has been no attempted breach of my defences according to my minions, so she's not headed my way.
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I had to break protocol for science.
That's what Dolly said...
Why don't you just marry Dolly Nick????? :D
You think she likes me? :dd:
I think she likes the opportunities for exploitation and carnage you offer her...............
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I had to break protocol for science.
That's what Dolly said...
Why don't you just marry Dolly Nick????? :D
You think she likes me? :dd:
I think she likes the opportunities for exploitation and carnage you offer her...............
How there mags. I thought we were friends :think:
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I had to break protocol for science.
That's what Dolly said...
Why don't you just marry Dolly Nick????? :D
You think she likes me? :dd:
I think she likes the opportunities for exploitation and carnage you offer her...............
How there mags. I thought we were friends :think:
We are Nick - Dolly however, well she's another matter. I wouldn't wish her on anyone and certainly not a friend. Never ever accept a marriage proposal from her. It won't end well. And I tell you this as a friend. :D
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I had to break protocol for science.
That's what Dolly said...
Why don't you just marry Dolly Nick????? :D
You think she likes me? :dd:
I think she likes the opportunities for exploitation and carnage you offer her...............
How there mags. I thought we were friends :think:
We are Nick - Dolly however, well she's another matter. I wouldn't wish her on anyone and certainly not a friend. Never ever accept a marriage proposal from her. It won't end well. And I tell you this as a friend. :D
Wait what? :sa:
I never received an invitation to the wedding! :cry:
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I had to break protocol for science.
That's what Dolly said...
Why don't you just marry Dolly Nick????? :D
You think she likes me? :dd:
I think she likes the opportunities for exploitation and carnage you offer her...............
How there mags. I thought we were friends :think:
We are Nick - Dolly however, well she's another matter. I wouldn't wish her on anyone and certainly not a friend. Never ever accept a marriage proposal from her. It won't end well. And I tell you this as a friend. :D
Wait what? :sa:
I never received an invitation to the wedding! :cry:
I know...
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Can I say I told you so ?
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I have some sad news. R2 and Dolly have parted company. They were too dangerous for each other and R2 has had enough.
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Dolly is now homeless and says she will wander the globe mooching living off the kindness of strangers, much like Blanche DuBois. To this end I am suggesting a Dolly passaround. PM me if you want to host her and I will send her your way. Take a pic or 2 when she arrives and then pass her on to the next person (Don't worry -she'll soon outstay her welcome).
Who could resist this face?
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/9/8712/28696916745_8492bfe253_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/KHRcyD)WP_20160801_005 (https://flic.kr/p/KHRcyD) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
I will post anywhere in the world so pop your name on the list.
Follow her travels on this link: https://www.geocaching.com/track/details.aspx?tracker=TB3N0P4
Blanche Dubois :rofl:
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My folks just visited "Dolly World" (Dolly Parton theme park) in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee....
Maybe Dolly would feel at home there...
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My folks just visited "Dolly World" (Dolly Parton theme park) in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee....
Maybe Dolly would feel at home there...
Hmmm - our Dolly in big hair and purple sequins... that's a picture.
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There has been an unfortunate breach in security in the sLaughter household. It was a perfectly pleasant Sunday morning, until I decided to catch up on checking the mail, and was greeted with this horrifying scene:
(https://i.imgur.com/xu4jbIpl.jpg)
Dolly was in a positively delighted mood, despite my despair; I suppose she was excited to stretch her legs after her long journey from parts unknown. So far she has been well behaved, and is enjoying her time hanging out in the States immensely.
(https://i.imgur.com/BG45E07l.jpg)
Ever the curious spirit, Dolly has begun investigating her new environment with my garden
(https://i.imgur.com/4kLGZd2l.jpg)
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:ahhh
Run Slaughter, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN! :ahhh
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My serfs have been conducting some scientific type experiments and they have come up with the idea that bubble-wrap, brown paper and packing tape just might go some way to incapacitating her. I leave it to others to carry out the field trials though. ;)
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This may be a good time to reinstitute the mailing list if people are still interested? add/remove your name as you wish. Not you Eamo.
1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5. Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Here's the link to Dolly's Travel Bug if anyone wants to view it... https://coord.info/TB3N0P4
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I'll track track her to Texas on the site. What is the nearest big city in Texas to where she is?
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This may be a good time to reinstitute the mailing list if people are still interested? add/remove your name as you wish. Not you Eamo.
1. Kevin Davey - UK (What Ho!)
2. Eamo - Ireland (That would be an ecumenical matter)
3. jerseydevil - NJ, US (Noo Joizee)
4. sLaughtermed - Texas, US
5. Aloha007 - California, US (Duuuuuuuuude)
6. Grant - Canada eh?
7. Etherealicer - Switzerland (Red OC Farmer? Yes I have one - all Swiss citizens are issued one each at birth)
Here's the link to Dolly's Travel Bug if anyone wants to view it... https://coord.info/TB3N0P4
why not me ? Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Not that i want her visiting after she abused my hospitality last time. My daughter still wakes up crying at night with the terror of it all. When my dogs are bold, all i gotta do is eyeball them and quietly say "Dolly" and they behave themselves. The cats ? Well, i won't mention what she done to the cats.
I am grateful that the herd hadn't moved in while she was there, probably never lay an egg again by the time she'd be finished with them !
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I'll track track her to Texas on the site. What is the nearest big city in Texas to where she is?
Dolly is awlways welcome in the Valley of the Sun :cheers:
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Bung your name on the list Dan the Man :salute:
Not you Eamo.
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I'll track track her to Texas on the site. What is the nearest big city in Texas to where she is?
That would be good Ol' San Antonio Texas. And I don't think Dolly cares for your list Mags, since I'm about halfway down it...
In other news, Dolly has found a new hobby: laptop mangling
(https://i.imgur.com/cmRS6iil.jpg)
Help :ahhh
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I'll track track her to Texas on the site. What is the nearest big city in Texas to where she is?
That would be good Ol' San Antonio Texas. And I don't think Dolly cares for your list Mags, since I'm about halfway down it...
In other news, Dolly has found a new hobby: laptop mangling
(https://i.imgur.com/cmRS6iil.jpg)
Help :ahhh
I don't want to worry you S-Lazzle, but I think she's dismantling your means of communication bit by bit. Have you got a mobile phone tucked away out of sight anywhere? Don't let her anywhere near it.
Good luck my friend.
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Tactical nuke?
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She has cockroach DNA Nick - she'll be the only thing left standing if we try that.
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I've tracked her to San Antonio on her geocache page, even though technically the travel tag is still with Jersey Devil
https://coord.info/TB3N0P4
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4366/37199990991_ae08fa9040_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/YFeFi2)
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I've tracked her to San Antonio on her geocache page, even though technically the travel tag is still with Jersey Devil
https://coord.info/TB3N0P4
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4366/37199990991_ae08fa9040_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/YFeFi2)
Thanks Kev - not sure what happened with JD :think:
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I've tracked her to San Antonio on her geocache page, even though technically the travel tag is still with Jersey Devil
https://coord.info/TB3N0P4
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4366/37199990991_ae08fa9040_b.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/YFeFi2)
:like:
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Took Dolly to school today. She was especially interested in my lectures on Mechatronics and Systems Controls for some reason :think:
(https://i.imgur.com/NWrtLgal.jpg)
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Uh Oh :ahhh I bet she wants to build a Mech suit or a Zero Gravity Combat Droid (ZGCD)
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So, uh I can't find Dolly, and haven't seen her since Monday morning. Hopefully she's terrorizing someone else
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:facepalm: Check your local cats - are there as many as when she arrived? :ahhh
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Defcon 4, finger is at the button. Awaiting the order!
Sorry sLaughter, you'll have to take on for the team... :dwts:
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:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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:facepalm: Check your local cats - are there as many as when she arrived? :ahhh
Actually, my cat dissapeared on Tuesday!
Fortunately, I found him, and coaxed him out of a tree at 3am the next morning :facepalm:
It seems Dolly may still be hanging around yet
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Defcon 3, roger that.
Closing launch tube.
It started to get wet in the launch base because of the rain anyway.
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Defcon 4, finger is at the button. Awaiting the order!
Sorry sLaughter, you'll have to take on for the team... :dwts:
Defcon 3, roger that.
Closing launch tube.
It started to get wet in the launch base because of the rain anyway.
:facepalm:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Dc_all_five.svg)
Clue: The closer you get to the top, the more severe. :pok:
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Defcon 4, finger is at the button. Awaiting the order!
Sorry sLaughter, you'll have to take on for the team... :dwts:
Defcon 3, roger that.
Closing launch tube.
It started to get wet in the launch base because of the rain anyway.
:facepalm:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Dc_all_five.svg)
Clue: The closer you get to the top, the more severe. :pok:
Woops...
Seems like I gave the wrong orders to the crew...
But...
Then where the hell did all this water come from?! :ahhh
We may have a situation here...
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Defcon 4, finger is at the button. Awaiting the order!
Sorry sLaughter, you'll have to take on for the team... :dwts:
Defcon 3, roger that.
Closing launch tube.
It started to get wet in the launch base because of the rain anyway.
:facepalm:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Dc_all_five.svg)
Clue: The closer you get to the top, the more severe. :pok:
Woops...
Seems like I gave the wrong orders to the crew...
But...
Then where the hell did all this water come from?! :ahhh
We may have a situation here...
Break out the bilge pumps! :ahhh
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Defcon 4, finger is at the button. Awaiting the order!
Sorry sLaughter, you'll have to take on for the team... :dwts:
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Defcon 4, finger is at the button. Awaiting the order!
Sorry sLaughter, you'll have to take on for the team... :dwts:
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Don't worry, defcon 4 is a low threat level. :cheers:
It went up to defcon 2 for a little while during the missile crisis in Cuba. :think:
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Dolly has made it to the shop safely and is enjoying the chaos around here.
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These pics I think Mags will really like.
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Now it is complete chaos in the shop now. Dolly and Shop toad found my finger detection nut smurfer and are running a muck.
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These pics I think Mags will really like.
Yaaaaaaay! Hail Cthulhu and the Dark and Ancient Lords of Chaos! The romance of the century! Shop Toad and Dolly together at last! :ahhh Goodbye cruel world :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo
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Looks like that bike was made for her too :salute: Its a good/bad thing she didn't take her pump action shotgun with her for that Terminator look.
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Looks like that bike was made for her too :salute: Its a good/bad thing she didn't take her pump action shotgun with her for that Terminator look.
I got a double barrel that she can use. :rofl:
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Hey, i didn't know Shop Toad was back, thats fantastic!
Hopefully Dolly doesn't teach it anything mischievous
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Shop Toad is back ? :like: :tu:
Dolly and Shop toad :ahhh
Better hide the "not booze" ;)
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Shop Toad! :woohoo: Oh, and it's good to know where Dolly is as well. ;)
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Well Dolly wondered out of the shop, and decided to go see the dragon's dens. At first, things went a kinda bad....
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After a little time together they started to get alone.
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Now Dolly has a sweet ass ride to lead the the Dark Forces of Chaos into battle.
:rofl:
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:rofl:
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Blood for the Blood Gods, Skulls for the Skull Lords! Hi Ho Scaly Awawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:clap:
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Sorry for the lack of post here, Dolly, shop toad and I have been rather busy. Things are starting to slow down a little. We have a big adventure planned for today or tomorrow. And it should include a guest appearance.
Did snap a pic today while Dolly and I on break at work.
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:rofl:
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So Dolly wanted to play some Battletech. We opted for Alpha Stike so we could get a big game in this afternoon. The rules, take and hold the city for 3 turns.
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Dolly picked up the game rather well and was advancing toward the city at a good pace, destroying every mech in her path.
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Everything was going great for Dolly, until a series of bad rolls...
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Now she was without an army, no weapons and surrounded by two lances of battle mechs, and that was not the worst part. The worst part was two of those lances contained a Warhammer and an Atlas. Not good.
Now the Warhammer she could take single handed. It would be tough, but she could do it.
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Pic of the Warhammer. ......
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Come on Dolly! You can do it! Engage combat protocols!
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While Dolly could take the Warhammer out, the Atlas, however, was a different story. The Atlas is the most wicked battlemech to walk the galaxy. Even the most battle hardened clanner scum, with there light years ahead tech, would smurf a brick when when this MOFO crosses the battlefield. The Atlas, commonly known in the Innersphere as Big Al, not just only destroys a mech, it nukes the continent in which the mech was currently occuping.
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Surrounded, under gunned, and alone, Dolly was going to have to surrender. It was not looking good. Then she happened to look across the battlefield, wait it can't be! Just behind the building!
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OM flipping G!
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No way! It is Dolly long lost squad member from the way back times. Dolly hasn't seen her since they used to work part time as Chaos Space Marines on the weekends guarding a plasma rifle and bubble gum factory. Hey, the Chaos Space Marines kick ass all the time, and they are not gonna run out of bubble gum.
Anyways, this long lost squad member named Molle,(see what I did there) swoops in and is packing enough heat to arm a third world army.
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Now she was without an army, no weapons and surrounded by two lances of battle mechs, and that was not the worst part. The worst part was two of those lances contained a Warhammer and an Atlas. Not good.
Now the Warhammer she could take single handed. It would be tough, but she could do it.
:like:
Excellent pic! :tu:
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Aaaaaaah Molle! That explains a certain tattoo on a certain space marines ass.
:like:
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Armed to the teeth, blessed by Korne himself and a -1 to hit factor, Dolly and Molle rush in to battle, destroying everthing in there path!
Pew pew pew!
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More pew pew pew!
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They even wasted the mighty Warhammer and Atlas like a reaper to grass!
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After slaying the clanner scum, they had talked about old times and gave each other a knuckle bump and now we are all here in the shop drinking a PBR.
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Aaaaaaah Molle! That explains a certain tattoo on a certain space marines ass.
:like:
:rofl: I hope you enjoyed this legendary series of post. I have had this planned for a week, I just had to wait til Molle showed up.
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Now she was without an army, no weapons and surrounded by two lances of battle mechs, and that was not the worst part. The worst part was two of those lances contained a Warhammer and an Atlas. Not good.
Now the Warhammer she could take single handed. It would be tough, but she could do it.
:like:
Excellent pic! :tu:
Thanks El Bromigo!
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:rofl: :rofl:
Love it!!
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That was awesome! :D
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Thank you gents!
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Dolly has sent an emissary of chaos through the warp storm to advise me she will be staying Stateside with Molle and Nate for the foreseeable future. They have some catching up to do and a continent to wreck.
I'm just glad our prayers to Cthulhu worked :cheers:
Good luck Nate :tu:
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Best Dolly story ever ! :D :like: :tu:
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Best Dolly story ever ! :D :like: :tu:
:salute:
Thanks Steve!
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Best Dolly story ever ! :D :like: :tu:
+1 :like:
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Dolly has sent an emissary of chaos through the warp storm to advise me she will be staying Stateside with Molle and Nate for the foreseeable future. They have some catching up to do and a continent to wreck.
I'm just glad our prayers to Cthulhu worked :cheers:
Good luck Nate :tu:
:salute:
Dolly will stay with us until Mags and his dark legions needs her again. I think the shop will be a nice base of operations for Dolly and Molle.
Hail Cthulhu and for the Dark Gods!
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delighted to hear she's finally found a home
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delighted to hear she's finally found a home
No thanks to someone who will remain nameless Eamo
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delighted to hear she's finally found a home
No thanks to someone who will remain nameless Eamo
Dude, let it go, Dolly probably engineered the whole capsizing thing anyway.
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:rofl:
Dolly has most of her stuff moved in and Molle is getting her geared up for future conquests.
They even got the dragon in on it. Chaotic as usual.
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delighted to hear she's finally found a home
No thanks to someone who will remain nameless Eamo
Dude, let it go, Dolly probably engineered the whole capsizing thing anyway.
I wish I could let it go Kev, I really do. But not while that monster Eamo is on the loose preying on small plastic toys like there's no tomorrow. :D
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delighted to hear she's finally found a home
No thanks to someone who will remain nameless Eamo
Dude, let it go, Dolly probably engineered the whole capsizing thing anyway.
Thank you Kevin.
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Kevin, if Eamo is holding you under duress please use the secret code we developed for this very situation.
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After slaying the clanner scum, they had talked about old times and gave each other a knuckle bump and now we are all here in the shop drinking a PBR.
:like: :cheers: :drink:
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Nate, been giving this some thought . . . . i dunno, seems to me a false sense of security with double trouble !
this is the last picture i have of Dolly, still brings tears to my eyes how she deceived me and my daughter !
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She looks so happy.
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now or then ?
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now or then ?
I think she's happy now. Nate will treat her like the chaos goddess she is. And not throw her off a boat.
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No I am not gonna throw her into the drink or anything like that, yet.
I do however have big plans for Dolly and Molle. This next adventure is gonna take a while to do, the battletech post will be hard to beat, but i have an idea and should be very worth it, I hope.
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looking forward to it Nate, I hope you have better luck with your guest then i did - i'm not bitter, you know, just, well still recovering.
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I think the fact that Nate didn't start Dollys trip by flinging her into a raging torrent of freezing cold water and then initiating the biggest cover-up this side of the Kennedy assassination is a good sign.
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oh, how quickly you forget. she started by terrorising some sylvanians if you recall ?
she met Bruno, made friends with Kat, she was given the royal treatment.
However, *SHE* was the one who wanted to take the RIB out, Kat and Security Stan were not so keen.
oh, how quickly you forget . . . . . but my daughter still wakes with nightmares.
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oh, how quickly you forget. she started by terrorising some sylvanians if you recall ?
she met Bruno, made friends with Kat, she was given the royal treatment.
However, *SHE* was the one who wanted to take the RIB out, Kat and Security Stan were not so keen.
oh, how quickly you forget . . . . . but my daughter still wakes with nightmares.
Eamo, How quickly YOU forget,
With treachery the RIB upset,
All brave sailors lost in peril,
Poor Dolly forc'ed feral
And lonely, cross'ed the sea,
While Eamo, safe ashore, rubs his hands in glee.
And that's how it happened.
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oh, how quickly you forget. she started by terrorising some sylvanians if you recall ?
she met Bruno, made friends with Kat, she was given the royal treatment.
However, *SHE* was the one who wanted to take the RIB out, Kat and Security Stan were not so keen.
oh, how quickly you forget . . . . . but my daughter still wakes with nightmares.
Eamo, How quickly YOU forget,
With treachery the RIB upset,
All brave sailors lost in peril,
Poor Dolly forc'ed feral
And lonely, cross'ed the sea,
While Eamo, safe ashore, rubs his hands in glee.
And that's how it happened.
That's beautiful, Mags
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Poetic indeed but not how it happened
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Looking forward to Dollys visit.
Mags, any last words of advice ?
Keep her away from knives, guns, artillery, gardening implements, vehicles, flammable fuel, lighters, matches, toothpicks, kitchen implements, blunt instruments, medication, alcohol and drugs - don't let her watch any violent tv shows or films, or stay up past 8.30pm, don't leave her unsupervised at any time and don't give her any money. Never turn your back on her and don't believe a word she says.
Best of luck.
Y-yikes!
Jesus H. Smurf! Sounds like my last girlfriend!
I'm just on page three. According to the titles, I thought this would be someone from the UK following Dolly Parton around the world on a concert tour, reaching out for a hospitable host at every stop.
Then I just thought sending a robot figure around the world would be silly. Then I thought about the advert with the traveling gnome. And I came to see Dolly' s volatile but passionate personality (robotality?). All that and the geo-caching angle. I may just be invested in this 'round the world in 80 days spin off.
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Looking forward to Dollys visit.
Mags, any last words of advice ?
Keep her away from knives, guns, artillery, gardening implements, vehicles, flammable fuel, lighters, matches, toothpicks, kitchen implements, blunt instruments, medication, alcohol and drugs - don't let her watch any violent tv shows or films, or stay up past 8.30pm, don't leave her unsupervised at any time and don't give her any money. Never turn your back on her and don't believe a word she says.
Best of luck.
Y-yikes!
Jesus H. Smurf! Sounds like my last girlfriend!
I'm just on page three. According to the titles, I thought this would be someone from the UK following Dolly Parton around the world on a concert tour, reaching out for a hospitable host at every stop.
Then I just thought sending a robot figure around the world would be silly. Then I thought about the advert with the traveling gnome. And I came to see Dolly' s volatile but passionate personality (robotality?). All that and the geo-caching angle. I may just be invested in this 'round the world in 80 days spin off.
Just page 3 eh? Just wait, the thread gets real interesting.
:rofl:
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Looking forward to Dollys visit.
Mags, any last words of advice ?
Keep her away from knives, guns, artillery, gardening implements, vehicles, flammable fuel, lighters, matches, toothpicks, kitchen implements, blunt instruments, medication, alcohol and drugs - don't let her watch any violent tv shows or films, or stay up past 8.30pm, don't leave her unsupervised at any time and don't give her any money. Never turn your back on her and don't believe a word she says.
Best of luck.
Y-yikes!
Jesus H. Smurf! Sounds like my last girlfriend!
I'm just on page three. According to the titles, I thought this would be someone from the UK following Dolly Parton around the world on a concert tour, reaching out for a hospitable host at every stop.
Then I just thought sending a robot figure around the world would be silly. Then I thought about the advert with the traveling gnome. And I came to see Dolly' s volatile but passionate personality (robotality?). All that and the geo-caching angle. I may just be invested in this 'round the world in 80 days spin off.
Just page 3 eh? Just wait, the thread gets real interesting.
:rofl:
Wait until you get to the bit where Eamo breaks Dolly's trust Dolly goes AWOL.
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Without the constant threat from Dolly and only sporadic explosions needing our attention we can get on with the mundane tasks in the U Boat. Today is haircut day for the second watch and as usual it's being done with the MP400 scissors and Smallbacca screaming at everyone from start to finish.
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Looking forward to Dollys visit.
Mags, any last words of advice ?
Keep her away from knives, guns, artillery, gardening implements, vehicles, flammable fuel, lighters, matches, toothpicks, kitchen implements, blunt instruments, medication, alcohol and drugs - don't let her watch any violent tv shows or films, or stay up past 8.30pm, don't leave her unsupervised at any time and don't give her any money. Never turn your back on her and don't believe a word she says.
Best of luck.
Y-yikes!
Jesus H. Smurf! Sounds like my last girlfriend!
I'm just on page three. According to the titles, I thought this would be someone from the UK following Dolly Parton around the world on a concert tour, reaching out for a hospitable host at every stop.
Then I just thought sending a robot figure around the world would be silly. Then I thought about the advert with the traveling gnome. And I came to see Dolly' s volatile but passionate personality (robotality?). All that and the geo-caching angle. I may just be invested in this 'round the world in 80 days spin off.
Just page 3 eh? Just wait, the thread gets real interesting.
:rofl:
Wait until you get to the bit where Eamo breaks Dolly's trust Dolly goes AWOL.
:twak: :twak: :twak:
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Without the constant threat from Dolly and only sporadic explosions needing our attention we can get on with the mundane tasks in the U Boat. Today is haircut day for the second watch and as usual it's being done with the MP400 scissors and Smallbacca screaming at everyone from start to finish.
Hey mags! Stop blabbering!!
Torpedo tube 2 and 3 are flooded down here. Get that MP over here and help me out!! :rant:
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Where's your pliers based multitool Nick? :pok: I hope you have it on you because when you're down in the torpedo tubes you're on your own.
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Where's your pliers based multitool Nick? :pok: I hope you have it on you because when you're down in the torpedo tubes you're on your own.
It ripped through the envelope and got lost in the mail!!! :bnghd:
Aaaaaaargh!!
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Where's your pliers based multitool Nick? :pok: I hope you have it on you because when you're down in the torpedo tubes you're on your own.
It ripped through the envelope and got lost in the mail!!! :bnghd:
Aaaaaaargh!!
Sigh.....Alright I'll send Medical Bill down there - he's got a Mini LM Mini and will be able to help you out.
Next time remember we operate the buddy system here. Find a buddy and stick together.
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Where's your pliers based multitool Nick? :pok: I hope you have it on you because when you're down in the torpedo tubes you're on your own.
It ripped through the envelope and got lost in the mail!!! :bnghd:
Aaaaaaargh!!
Sigh.....Alright I'll send Medical Bill down there - he's got a Mini LM Mini and will be able to help you out.
Next time remember we operate the buddy system here. Find a buddy and stick together.
~blup~
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I feel bad it happened on my watch.
The stream flows into a river, which flows into the Atlantic ocean, within a mile or so of the "accident" - given time, she could make her way anywhere on the planet. I find it hard to believe she'd abandon Kat though :think:
Page 5...what the...?
Dolly, GONE?
She DID take the helm...
She DID head for the rapids of her own accord...
I dunno guys. I HAVE seen Rambo. On top of that, I am guessing Dolly may have taken a page out of the Annie Edson Taylor book on river navigation
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Oh, Eamo, you poor smurf. Dolly hid her true intent and bid her time, much like my Beagle, just waiting for a chance - the RIGHT chance- to dart out the kitchen door while I'm taking the garbage out, and you were left holding the bag.
Great battle near the end, meeting Molle, too! Although it was a bit like meeting Mr. Spock' s brother we never knew of in Star Trek 5, but with a much better story line. And much better action, actually. And better cinematography.
I don't know about you guys, but with Dolly and Molle together, I'd say that the powers of Good better find a way to keep them placated. It would take but a nudge to push them back into a dark place, and we've just seen what they are capable of with those blasters
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I have bad news for you then TB - Ductapetech (along with me) is an advocate and student of chaos and in thrawl to Khorne of the infinite Abyss. Dolly and Molle couldn't be in more dangerous hands. :tu:
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Zoinks!
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I have bad news for you then TB - Ductapetech (along with me) is an advocate and student of chaos and in thrawl to Khorne of the infinite Abyss. Dolly and Molle couldn't be in more dangerous hands. :tu:
So, Mags, what you're really saying is you set me up for failure from the very start ? How could you do that to me ? And my daughter, she still wakes up screaming after the horrors of that day.
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Oh wait, it is gonna get worse.....Mwhahahahahaha!
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Dolly and Molle are meeting up with some other 'friends' this weekend.
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:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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EXTERMINATE!
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:o
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Son of a motherless goat!
I wish I was seeing this on April Fools' Day. Unfortunately we may be looking at one scary bloody Halloween!
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Things seem to have gotten quiet over there . . . . i see Nate posting but is it really him ? Had Dolly taken over ?
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Someone ask Nate a question only he would know the answer to. And not something that's ever been posted here. Anyone know Nate from childhood?
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:rofl:
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:rofl:
:sa: :sa: :ahhh :ahhh
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Not wanting to open old wounds but what happened to Dolly ? :whistle:
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Not wanting to open old wounds but what happened to Dolly ? :whistle:
Ouch :cry:
Still raw....like it happened yesterday
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Dolly and Molle have been up to there old tricks and games. Sadly I have been very busy with life and my new job so I have not been able to post like I have been. But I hope to post more than I have been. Besides Mags has been without a brother in Chaos and Steve has out posted me and became a Mod. I have some catching up to do.........Mawhahahahahahaha! For the Dark Gods!
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We're just glad you're still alive and that a warp portal or black hole hasn't opened up above your home yet Nate.
Praise Cthulhu!