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Title: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on September 22, 2016, 08:25:03 PM
Just realised, I don't think I've used an awl. Ever.

There may have been a time when I was 8 years old when I used one for drilling conkers. Conkers being a serious sport for us knock-kneed 8 year olds. But since then....
(scratches head.)

Nope. Never.
This probably explains why the Pioneer doesn't excite me much. A quarter of the tools are useless!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SAK Guy on September 22, 2016, 08:43:27 PM
Sounds like a great time to take up cigars.......

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 22, 2016, 08:48:46 PM
Sounds like a great time to take up cigars.......

Great pic  :tu:

Unfortunately I don't qualify for membership of this club.

I was just scratching my head while thinking if I ever used the awl, when I realised it was an awl with which I was scratching my head.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SAK Guy on September 22, 2016, 08:56:02 PM
Sounds like a great time to take up cigars.......

Great pic  :tu:

Unfortunately I don't qualify for membership of this club.

I was just scratching my head while thinking if I ever used the awl, when I realised it was an awl with which I was scratching my head.

 :rofl:  Thanks!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: m47mu74nt on September 22, 2016, 09:21:01 PM
Sounds like a great time to take up cigars.......

Great pic  :tu:

Unfortunately I don't qualify for membership of this club.

I was just scratching my head while thinking if I ever used the awl, when I realised it was an awl with which I was scratching my head.

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I used a 91mm awl to make an additional hole in a leather belt,
and my SI awl to carve a big circular hole in a "thin" (a little more 1mm) plastic sheet

So i can't apply to this club  :angel:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: LoopCutter on September 22, 2016, 09:29:01 PM
Nope, can not join either, used an awl the first time this past Monday morning to poke a hole in drywall to insert a screw anchor to mount a replacement lamp. 

I was close to using a Phillips but a awl did a better job. 

Oh, oh, any awl? Or just a SAK awl?

The one I used was a LM Rebar awl...


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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on September 22, 2016, 09:45:32 PM
I knew from the outset this would be a very exclusive club. Pretty sure Scarlett Johansson has never used an awl. Ditto Jennifer Lawrence and Charlize Theron.
So that's four so far...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Dean51 on September 22, 2016, 09:53:30 PM
Still an exclusive club.
Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lawrence and Charlize Theron were all over last night using an awl as a skewer to eat appetizers.   :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Steinar on September 22, 2016, 10:05:33 PM
Never used an awl?!  :sa: ... But... It's... you know... an awl!  :ahhh

(Yes, I like having an awl.  :D I have used it for anything from drilling an inspection hole in a wall to rip open shrink wrapped plastic.)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: styx on September 22, 2016, 10:07:43 PM
actually I have it on good authority that Scarlett Johansson did use an awl
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: kaput on September 22, 2016, 10:16:25 PM
Am I in he wrong thread, again?

(http://i3.cpcache.com/product/1839895430/i_love_awl_tshirt.jpg?width=350&height=350&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22crop%22%2C%22value%22%3A%7B%22x%22%3A58.3%2C%22y%22%3A0%2C%22w%22%3A233.3%2C%22h%22%3A280.0%7D%2C%22sequence%22%3A1%7D%2C%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: kaput on September 22, 2016, 10:18:33 PM
Sounds like a great time to take up cigars.......
Cool pic, mmmaybe questionable advice however  :think:  ;)  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SAK Guy on September 22, 2016, 11:23:40 PM
Am I in he wrong thread, again?

(http://i3.cpcache.com/product/1839895430/i_love_awl_tshirt.jpg?width=350&height=350&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22crop%22%2C%22value%22%3A%7B%22x%22%3A58.3%2C%22y%22%3A0%2C%22w%22%3A233.3%2C%22h%22%3A280.0%7D%2C%22sequence%22%3A1%7D%2C%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D)

 :like:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: getahl on September 22, 2016, 11:46:21 PM
Use them once every couple years. Usually has a pokey bit to probe something, never for their intended purpose. Last used the back side awl on a Tinker to poke an unscrewed screw that was sticking to something. Don't recall what. Blade didn't fit. Poked the awl through the hole, pressed down a bit, screw popped out.

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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on September 22, 2016, 11:53:47 PM
(...)   A quarter of the tools are useless!
Following your line of reasoning, 99% of my SwissChamp is useless ...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Poncho65 on September 23, 2016, 01:51:06 AM
I use an awl for one thing or another almost everyday at work :ahhh Saves the tip of a knife blade very well :cheers: I do  :like: the inline better than the backside awl though :dd:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on September 23, 2016, 01:54:43 AM
I too used an awl to make a belt hole in a social emergency  :whistle:
It can be a self defense weapon, knife in fist, awl out between fingers and punch...  :pok:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: kaput on September 23, 2016, 02:55:12 AM
I use an awl for one thing or another almost everyday at work :ahhh Saves the tip of a knife blade very well :cheers: I do  :like: the inline better than the backside awl though :dd:
This and exactly this! Give this man a  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: twiliter on September 23, 2016, 02:58:00 AM
I use an awl for one thing or another almost everyday at work :ahhh Saves the tip of a knife blade very well :cheers: I do  :like: the inline better than the backside awl though :dd:

This exactly!  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: JamesJ on September 23, 2016, 03:49:14 AM
I've enjoyed using awl/reamer (yes as a reamer), IL awl, and wenger awl. But one thing Ive never used is the sewing eye. Seems like it would leave a frankenstein-esque or native-american-moccasins-esque stitch, very crude and best suited for thick hides.

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Frailer on September 23, 2016, 04:37:34 AM
I'm disqualified from membership. I used one to cut zip ties and open boxes yesterday.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: ReamerPunch on September 23, 2016, 08:38:05 AM
 :o
Any and awl awls you have no use for you can send over to me.  ;)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 08:53:43 AM
:o
Any and awl awls you have no use for you can send over to me.  ;)

Gonna build something like this:

(http://sakmodder.com/customs/unique/33Layer/15.jpg)

only with awls instead of knife blades?  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 23, 2016, 09:11:38 AM
Sounds like an awl-exclusive club ::)


 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: ReamerPunch on September 23, 2016, 09:14:46 AM
That wasn't funny at awl.  :)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: ReamerPunch on September 23, 2016, 09:16:07 AM
You know the hole in SAK awls? Do they use another awl to make it?  :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: ReamerPunch on September 23, 2016, 09:18:34 AM
Hey awl, let's fill this hole thread with holes, and/or awls.

(http://i.imgur.com/XyRRkj2.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 09:33:09 AM
Hey awl, let's fill this hole thread with holes, and/or owls.

(http://i.imgur.com/XyRRkj2.jpg)

(https://bethtrissel.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/owl-barn-owl-tree-hole-bird-animal-bark-wildlife1.jpg?w=294)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 09:58:40 AM
Nice owl in a hole pic G-Fiddle  :tu:

Here's an owl on an awl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8389/29576730160_e08df90b64_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/M4Atrs)WP_20160923_002 (https://flic.kr/p/M4Atrs) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 10:35:06 AM
Here's an awl pointing at an owl on an awl

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/856719daefc42dcc6d64e00430ab0528.jpg)


Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on September 23, 2016, 10:36:55 AM

Cool, flying awls!  :like:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 10:40:00 AM
Here's an awl pointing at an owl on an awl

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/856719daefc42dcc6d64e00430ab0528.jpg)
I like your style Glen-Fizzle  :salute: and I like where this is heading;
An awl, pointing at an awl, pointing at an owl on an awl:
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/6/5703/29757137542_e57ec4053c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Mkx7gy)WP_20160923_004 (https://flic.kr/p/Mkx7gy) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 10:45:51 AM
Aw, Lord! :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 10:52:07 AM
Here's an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/3699c7b23f8df0ffcd07b167aa5beed9.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 10:57:28 AM
One more awl pun and I'm putting on my executioner's c-owl! :ashley:


Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 10:58:00 AM
Oh wait...

:facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 10:59:10 AM
I hate cauliflower, BTW
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 11:08:14 AM
Here's an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/3699c7b23f8df0ffcd07b167aa5beed9.jpg)
:rofl:
Here's Maul on an awl, with an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/9/8670/29788217441_0ba5c6e7e3_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MohpeT)WP_20160923_006 (https://flic.kr/p/MohpeT) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Subterranean on September 23, 2016, 11:46:57 AM
These jokes are really awlful...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Subterranean on September 23, 2016, 11:48:24 AM
 :P
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 11:50:09 AM
Here's an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/3699c7b23f8df0ffcd07b167aa5beed9.jpg)
:rofl:
Here's Maul on an awl, with an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl

Here's an awl blocking the view on Maul on an awl, with an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/477120c44f793d2c70ede608bb96da12.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 11:55:42 AM
<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 11:58:31 AM
Here's a fallen awl in a ball before an awl blocking the view on Maul on an awl, with an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8208/29578259640_4aa20bfa45_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/M4Jj6N)WP_20160923_007 (https://flic.kr/p/M4Jj6N) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 11:59:02 AM
<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 12:01:38 PM
<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............

I can sense a holocaust approaching...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 12:03:35 PM
<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............

I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 12:10:18 PM
<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............

I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.

I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead  :ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 12:15:28 PM
<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............

I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.

I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead  :ahhh
Ah, trepanning! If I had to guess which forum member would be the first to try that my money would be on you, firiki the Psychonaut, Explorer of the unknown, Crosser of the Styx, Dancer on the Borders and Spelunker of Hades.

Let me know how it goes and if possible do a WIP thread.  :tu:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 12:17:11 PM
<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............

I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.

I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead  :ahhh

An awl can be very useful when those urges arise :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 12:22:57 PM
<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............

I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.

I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead  :ahhh

An awl can be very useful when those urges arise :D

"All we are saying, is give peace a chance"... :D  :surrender:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 12:24:06 PM
<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............

I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.

I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead  :ahhh
Ah, trepanning! If I had to guess which forum member would be the first to try that my money would be on you, firiki the Psychonaut, Explorer of the unknown, Crosser of the Styx, Dancer on the Borders and Spelunker of Hades.

Let me know how it goes and if possible do a WIP thread.  :tu:

I was there when Hieronymous Bosch drew this painting:

(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=286788;image)

What's a WIP thread, please?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 12:26:38 PM
<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............

I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.

I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead  :ahhh
Ah, trepanning! If I had to guess which forum member would be the first to try that my money would be on you, firiki the Psychonaut, Explorer of the unknown, Crosser of the Styx, Dancer on the Borders and Spelunker of Hades.

Let me know how it goes and if possible do a WIP thread.  :tu:

I was there when Hieronymous Bosch drew this painting:

(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=286788;image)

What's a WIP thread, please?
Work in progress.

I recommend a book called 'The underground Man' by Mick Jackson. I have a copy I will gladly send you if you'd like to read it.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 12:39:26 PM
<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............

I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.

I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead  :ahhh
Ah, trepanning! If I had to guess which forum member would be the first to try that my money would be on you, firiki the Psychonaut, Explorer of the unknown, Crosser of the Styx, Dancer on the Borders and Spelunker of Hades.

Let me know how it goes and if possible do a WIP thread.  :tu:

I was there when Hieronymous Bosch drew this painting:

(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=286788;image)

What's a WIP thread, please?
Work in progress.

I recommend a book called 'The underground Man' by Mick Jackson. I have a copy I will gladly send you if you'd like to read it.

 :doh: Thanks.

I'm going through a kink of mostly reading essays ATM since I can't seem to focus on fiction. I might take you up on the offer once it's over. At an average reading rate of 30min before bedtime and some books laying there for almost ten years I figure you'll have the time lend the book to the whole world before it reaches my hand, though  :-\

What is it about? Some tunnels, I read? Any pointy awls involved in that, by any chance?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 12:43:30 PM
<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............

I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.

I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead  :ahhh
Ah, trepanning! If I had to guess which forum member would be the first to try that my money would be on you, firiki the Psychonaut, Explorer of the unknown, Crosser of the Styx, Dancer on the Borders and Spelunker of Hades.

Let me know how it goes and if possible do a WIP thread.  :tu:

I was there when Hieronymous Bosch drew this painting:

(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=286788;image)

What's a WIP thread, please?
Work in progress.

I recommend a book called 'The underground Man' by Mick Jackson. I have a copy I will gladly send you if you'd like to read it.

 :doh: Thanks.

I'm going through a kink of mostly reading essays ATM since I can't seem to focus on fiction. I might take you up on the offer once it's over. At an average reading rate of 30min before bedtime and some books laying there for almost ten years I figure you'll have the time lend the book to the whole world before it reaches my hand, though  :-\

What is it about? Some tunnels, I read? Any pointy awls involved in that, by any chance?
It's loosely based on William Cavendish-Scott-Bentinck, 5th Duke of Portland who built tunnels beneath his manor and wouldn't engage anyone face to face. The book has a large section devoted to the Dukes attempts to trepan himself. Although it's a gory subject I find the whole history of trepanning fascinating.

It's here if you ever find you have more time on your hands  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 12:44:53 PM
Oh, and I think this has been a very successful derailment! Well done everyone.  :2tu:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: ReamerPunch on September 23, 2016, 12:55:31 PM
Can we awl behave like adawlts?  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 12:58:32 PM
Oh, and I think this has been a very successful derailment! Well done everyone.  :2tu:

I agree  :cheers:

 :b2t:

Let's dig back into the topic of awls a bit more. Awls, and the holes they sometimes have.

Firiki, how do you feel about awls? Can you share some of your experiences with the awl, sometimes also referred to as the reamer, or are you a member of this "Never used an awl"-club ?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 01:12:01 PM

It's here if you ever find you have more time on your hands  :cheers:

 :drink:

Oh, and I think this has been a very successful derailment! Well done everyone.  :2tu:

 :salute:

Can we awl behave like adawlts?  :D

:D

Oh, and I think this has been a very successful derailment! Well done everyone.  :2tu:

I agree  :cheers:

 :b2t:

Let's dig back into the topic of awls a bit more. Awls, and the holes they sometimes have.

Firiki, how do you feel about awls? Can you share some of your experiences with the awl, sometimes also referred to as the reamer, or are you a member of this "Never used an awl"-club ?

Nope, certainly not a member. I prefer the Pioneer line's awl and the Spirit's best.

I use the awl instead of the blade tip to open boxes or scrape something off something else or simply bore a hole to something for some reason. In just the last year, I've started pilot holes for screws with it, bore drain holes in flower pots and the baby's bath tub, made an improvised bucket using some hard wire and made a sort of sieve to separate gravel from soil.

 :multi:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 01:23:19 PM

Nope, certainly not a member. I prefer the Pioneer line's awl and the Spirit's best.

I use the awl instead of the blade tip to open boxes or scrape something off something else or simply bore a hole to something for some reason. In just the last year, I've started pilot holes for screws with it, bore drain holes in flower pots and the baby's bath tub, made an improvised bucket using some hard wire and made a sort of sieve to separate gravel from soil.

 :multi:

It's a weird thing, the awl.

It appears quite sharp when you use it to scrape something off. So some time ago I thought to myself: if this thing is so sharp, maybe I can use the awl as a letter opener instead of the main blade. But I ended up with an envelope that was completely ripped apart, and the content of the envelope wasn't in any better shape. Using the awl as a letter opener turned out to be not a very good plan, despite how sharp it may be.

I also read that it can be used to crack a coconut. Does anyone here have experience with that? I'm a little affraid that when I slam the awl into a coconut I either cut off my pinkie finger, or worse: chip off that thin sharp tip of the awl?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 01:29:42 PM

Nope, certainly not a member. I prefer the Pioneer line's awl and the Spirit's best.

I use the awl instead of the blade tip to open boxes or scrape something off something else or simply bore a hole to something for some reason. In just the last year, I've started pilot holes for screws with it, bore drain holes in flower pots and the baby's bath tub, made an improvised bucket using some hard wire and made a sort of sieve to separate gravel from soil.

 :multi:

It's a weird thing, the awl.

It appears quite sharp when you use it to scrape something off. So some time ago I thought to myself: if this thing is so sharp, maybe I can use the awl as a letter opener instead of the main blade. But I ended up with an envelope that was completely ripped apart, and the content of the envelope wasn't in any better shape. Using the awl as a letter opener turned out to be not a very good plan, despite how sharp it may be.

I also read that it can be used to crack a coconut. Does anyone here have experience with that? I'm a little affraid that when I slam the awl into a coconut I either cut off my pinkie finger, or worse: chip off that thin sharp tip of the awl?

I agree and sharpening it once it's banged up is also kinda weird, esp. the backmounted one. The chisel grind is misleading, it makes one believe it can be used as a knife but it actually can't be a substitute for one unless it is about making a quick, short cut on something. The awl's tip is invawluable though! No idea about coconuts but I am very careful to take my time when using the awl. Doing so helps prevent accidents and breakages ;)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 01:57:51 PM
The main thing I use the awl for is when working with threads. Derailing them - it's an excellent tool for that purpose.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 02:18:56 PM
The main thing I use the owl for is when working with threads. Derailing them - it's an excellent tool for that purpose.

(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/owl-150x205.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 02:30:09 PM
 :facepalm: It's started again!
An awl pointing at an owl on a rail.
(https://c5.staticflickr.com/9/8517/29246549924_5bcb50c160_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/LyqdmL)WP_20160923_008 (https://flic.kr/p/LyqdmL) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 02:36:52 PM
:facepalm: It's started again!
An awl pointing at an owl on a rail.

Oh no, I can't help myself :facepalm:

An awl pointing at the hole in an awl pointing at an owl on a rail

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/fded87a52b66d30cf76ab05465b0ec22.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 02:41:37 PM
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/9/8390/29873995145_7f6a71cf97_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MvS2XP)WP_20160923_012 (https://flic.kr/p/MvS2XP) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 23, 2016, 02:49:32 PM
(http://favoritememes.com/_nw/24/36290666.jpg)

The unamused owl is not amused.

 :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 02:50:41 PM
An Owl Towel Rail
(https://c5.staticflickr.com/9/8293/29760206572_cc4971d6b2.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MkNQzS)towelrail (https://flic.kr/p/MkNQzS) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 02:53:09 PM
(http://favoritememes.com/_nw/24/36290666.jpg)

The unamused owl is not amused.

 :D

Unawlmused owl on an awl

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/da7b6324f5320a0f733c34b57a63b970.jpg)

Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 02:55:07 PM
:facepalm: It's started again!
An awl pointing at an owl on a rail.

Oh no, I can't help myself :facepalm:

An awl pointing at the hole in an awl pointing at an owl on a rail

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/fded87a52b66d30cf76ab05465b0ec22.jpg)
Help!
An awl pointing at the hole on scale of an awl pointing at the hole in an awl pointing at an owl on a rail
(https://c3.staticflickr.com/6/5157/29760456322_701295849a_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MkQ7PU)WP_20160923_013 (https://flic.kr/p/MkQ7PU) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 03:00:00 PM
An unamused owl in an 'L' made of awls
(https://c4.staticflickr.com/9/8123/29874252035_285e839f96_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MvTmjX)WP_20160923_014 (https://flic.kr/p/MvTmjX) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 03:02:43 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/a5ebd5899286b323d29f8661e2d18120/tumblr_nixzl2VLxT1tp5w7vo1_500.gif)

 :crash:  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 03:21:20 PM
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8021/29839647886_3e16c71b91_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MsPZHG)WP_20160923_059 (https://flic.kr/p/MsPZHG) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 23, 2016, 03:41:44 PM
It's awl fun and games until someone gets poked in the eye  :pok:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: kaput on September 23, 2016, 04:23:54 PM
So by my count.

That's 57 people IN the awl club

and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.













Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on September 23, 2016, 04:25:42 PM
You awl got nothing better to do?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 04:33:29 PM
So by my count.

That's 57 people IN the awl club

and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.













Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Awl this for nothing  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Poncho65 on September 23, 2016, 04:41:55 PM
So by my count.

That's 57 people IN the awl club

and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.













Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Awl this for nothing  :facepalm:

I guess awls well that ends well :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 04:46:40 PM
So by my count.

That's 57 people IN the awl club

and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.













Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Awl this for nothing  :facepalm:

I guess awls well that ends well :D
Of awl the SAK tools, the awl has the most oppawltunities for punning with.  Awlright then, on with the puns!
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 04:55:32 PM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/e3ec6c4a980ea1ea20198b9e3707b00d.jpg)

awll awls on the onawlmused owl
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on September 23, 2016, 04:56:31 PM

I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Now that I think about it, I believe we used long metal skewers back in the Conker Wars (1980-81). Though some of the posh kids may have had penknives, I wasn't one of them...

I've just checked and everyone in the "Never used an awl" club also happens to be in the "I buy Trousers that Fit!" club. Leading me to conclude most people only use an awl when their trousers start falling down and they need a new hole in their belt...

Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: magentus on September 23, 2016, 04:57:24 PM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/e3ec6c4a980ea1ea20198b9e3707b00d.jpg)

alw alws on the onawlmused owl
:rofl:
And we have a winner. Well done my friend - you have kept me laughing awl day  :salute: What a great day and now I am off home! Have a good weekend awl.
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 23, 2016, 05:03:15 PM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/e3ec6c4a980ea1ea20198b9e3707b00d.jpg)

alw alws on the onawlmused owl
:rofl:
And we have a winner. Well done my friend - you have kept me laughing awl day  :salute: What a great day and now I am off home! Have a good weekend awl.

Thank you awls well  :D this was fun :rofl:

This has been a very productive friday at work, great weekend y'awl  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 05:20:07 PM
So by my count.

That's 57 people IN the awl club

and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.













Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Awl this for nothing  :facepalm:

I guess awls well that ends well :D
Of awl the SAK tools, the awl has the most oppawltunities for punning with.  Awlright then, on with the puns!

firiki thinks awl puns are appawling...

:facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 05:21:07 PM
Maybe we should have a pawl whether awl puns should be banned or not...

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 23, 2016, 05:26:38 PM

I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Now that I think about it, I believe we used long metal skewers back in the Conker Wars (1980-81). Though some of the posh kids may have had penknives, I wasn't one of them...

I've just checked and everyone in the "Never used an awl" club also happens to be in the "I buy Trousers that Fit!" club. Leading me to conclude most people only use an awl when their trousers start falling down and they need a new hole in their belt...

Nope, I've only ever done that with a knife. I didn't have the luxury of possessing an awl back then.

I've been wearing something like this ever since, that's about 15 years  :)

(http://straitcity.com/images/nylon_golf_belt_navy_JWB01.jpeg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on September 23, 2016, 05:44:45 PM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/20qo0ew.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Little Tinker on September 23, 2016, 11:58:46 PM

Gonna build something like this:

(http://sakmodder.com/customs/unique/33Layer/15.jpg)

An Italian Army Tagliatelle  Knife  :P?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: MadPlumbarian on September 24, 2016, 01:33:42 AM
I gotta say I don't think I've ever used a 91 or smaller awl, but then I got my first 93 and became addicted, it's been so usefull I can't believe it! So I guess I don't fall into this category..
JR
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on September 24, 2016, 02:15:20 AM

I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Now that I think about it, I believe we used long metal skewers back in the Conker Wars (1980-81). Though some of the posh kids may have had penknives, I wasn't one of them...

I've just checked and everyone in the "Never used an awl" club also happens to be in the "I buy Trousers that Fit!" club. Leading me to conclude most people only use an awl when their trousers start falling down and they need a new hole in their belt...

Nope, I've only ever done that with a knife. I didn't have the luxury of possessing an awl back then.

I've been wearing something like this ever since, that's about 15 years  :)

(http://straitcity.com/images/nylon_golf_belt_navy_JWB01.jpeg)

My fav type of belt too  :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 24, 2016, 07:25:59 AM

I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.

Now that I think about it, I believe we used long metal skewers back in the Conker Wars (1980-81). Though some of the posh kids may have had penknives, I wasn't one of them...

I've just checked and everyone in the "Never used an awl" club also happens to be in the "I buy Trousers that Fit!" club. Leading me to conclude most people only use an awl when their trousers start falling down and they need a new hole in their belt...

Nope, I've only ever done that with a knife. I didn't have the luxury of possessing an awl back then.

I've been wearing something like this ever since, that's about 15 years  :)

(http://straitcity.com/images/nylon_golf_belt_navy_JWB01.jpeg)

My fav type of belt too  :salute:

I can see why. They're comfortable and easy to adjust right where you want them  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 24, 2016, 07:30:05 AM
My sense of morawlity cawled... She says I should apawlogise for spreading my silliness in the world once more with all those puns yesterday.  :-\

 :oops:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 24, 2016, 07:31:30 AM
New page banana man dance
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: kaput on September 24, 2016, 07:32:45 AM
It's ok buddy. Cheers to awl!  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 24, 2016, 07:37:27 AM
Having a morning cup of tea here. Might take the kid to the mawl later. :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Subterranean on September 24, 2016, 09:09:15 AM
This forum might be the only internet place left where you can derail a thread while having people cheering for you and joining you in the derailment... without ending up being moderated/banned  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: zoidberg on September 24, 2016, 09:40:20 AM
Yeah eh, the moderators here are pretty lax about it awl.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 24, 2016, 10:22:43 AM
Yeah eh, the moderators here are pretty lax about it awl.

Especially that one Z of the Dead, 4th Earl of Lobchester


 :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 24, 2016, 10:23:43 AM
This forum might be the only internet place left where you can derail a thread while having people cheering for you and joining you in the derailment... without ending up being moderated/banned  :D

Well, now you know why MTO is the BEST forum of all times :)


:tu:

Oh and while you're at it, do check the infamous Orange Fuse Thread (http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,54980.0.html)  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: zoidberg on September 24, 2016, 10:26:59 AM
Yeah eh, the moderators here are pretty lax about it awl.

Especially that one Z of the Dead, 4th Eawl of Lobchester


 :D

Fixed.   :angel:   :angel:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 24, 2016, 10:31:34 AM
Yeah eh, the moderators here are pretty lax about it awl.

Especially that one Z of the Dead, 4th Eawl of Lobchester


 :D

Fixed.   :angel:   :angel:

I stand corrected :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: ReamerPunch on September 24, 2016, 01:41:46 PM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/20qo0ew.jpg)

Do we have a "nobody will top this" badge?  :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on September 24, 2016, 03:53:02 PM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/20qo0ew.jpg)

She said it's awl about you isn't it! 

Do we have a "nobody will top this" badge?  :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on September 24, 2016, 05:52:10 PM
Awl these puns are Awlful Y'Awl  :ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SAK Guy on September 24, 2016, 06:30:28 PM
Awl these puns are Awlful Y'Awl  :ahhh

Just let 'em get it awl outta their system.....
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on September 25, 2016, 03:23:35 AM
Awl these puns are Awlful Y'Awl  :ahhh

Checked out my new Spartan, it has an ______.
Just let 'em get it awl outta their system.....
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: JamesJ on September 26, 2016, 06:11:24 AM
Awlkay, awl've hawld enawlf awlf this. The mawldness needs to stawlp.

Let's gawlt this thread bawlck on trawlck
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 09:13:08 AM
Well, a bit of derailment fun is how we rawl here at MTO :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 26, 2016, 12:59:53 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 26, 2016, 02:03:09 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Awlrighty then.


 >:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 26, 2016, 02:04:15 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Awlrighty then.


 >:D

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SteveC on September 26, 2016, 02:21:12 PM
I use mine awl the time  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Poncho65 on September 26, 2016, 02:26:13 PM
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: JamesJ on September 26, 2016, 02:29:26 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Very well, no more of the specified pun from me.

But respectfully, I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time and most of us wood saw the same thing. Seems like you like tooth pick apart what people can openerly say. I don't like what I'm keyring. Next time, think plier to speaking and we can keep things civil. A lot of hard working people come here - firemen, waiters, electricians, craftsmen, handymen, mechanics, we just want to unwind after a long day. We'll stand together as brothers and scissors to champion our cause, soldier on and resist being LED astray from our ideals. We're not buying into it any quicker than you could cellidor to a caveman. And upon that door victori nox, and we'll answer the call. :whistle:

(Sorry if I'wengered you...)

Oh by the way, about ketchup...do you prefer Heinz or are you a Hunts man? :whistle:

Who's your favorite actress? Is it Mini Driver? :whistle:

:nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 26, 2016, 02:37:00 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Very well, no more of the specified pun from me.

But respectfully, I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time and most of us wood saw the same thing. Seems like you like tooth pick apart what people can openerly say. I don't like what I'm keyring. Next time, think plier to speaking and we can keep things civil. A lot of hard working people come here - firemen, waiters, electricians, craftsmen, handymen, mechanics, we just want to unwind after a long day. We'll stand together as brothers and scissors to champion our cause, soldier on and resist being LED astray from our ideals. We're not buying into it any quicker than you could cellidor to a caveman. And upon that door victori nox, and we'll answer the call. :whistle:

(Sorry if I'wengered you...)

Oh by the way, about ketchup...do you prefer Heinz or are you a Hunts man? :whistle:

Who's your favorite actress? Is it Mini Driver? :whistle:

:nanadance:

:like:

:rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 26, 2016, 02:42:09 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Very well, no more of the specified pun from me.

But respectfully, I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time and most of us wood saw the same thing. Seems like you like tooth pick apart what people can openerly say. I don't like what I'm keyring. Next time, think plier to speaking and we can keep things civil. A lot of hard working people come here - firemen, waiters, electricians, craftsmen, handymen, mechanics, we just want to unwind after a long day. We'll stand together as brothers and scissors to champion our cause, soldier on and resist being LED astray from our ideals. We're not buying into it any quicker than you could cellidor to a caveman. And upon that door victori nox, and we'll answer the call. :whistle:

(Sorry if I'wengered you...)

Oh by the way, about ketchup...do you prefer Heinz or are you a Hunts man? :whistle:

Who's your favorite actress? Is it Mini Driver? :whistle:

:nanadance:

 :rofl:  :hatsoff:

Excellent!

For some reason this brings back memories of the brilliant Ferrari Enzo review on Top Gear years ago  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 26, 2016, 02:57:21 PM
My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).

pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?

Awlrighty then.
 >:D
I use mine awl the time  :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quote
I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
Quote
and we'll answer the call

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 26, 2016, 03:10:50 PM
My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).

pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?

Awlrighty then.
 >:D
I use mine awl the time  :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quote
I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
Quote
and we'll answer the call

Aaannnd, by breaking your very own rules, you owe us awl 1 SC per person  :pok:

I'll be waiting  :whistle:



 >:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 26, 2016, 03:11:57 PM
My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).

pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?

Awlrighty then.
 >:D
I use mine awl the time  :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quote
I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
Quote
and we'll answer the call

Aaannnd, by breaking your very own rules, you owe us awl 1 SC per person  :pok:

I'll be waiting  :whistle:



 >:D
No, I'll be waiting.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 03:12:54 PM
Look! Another awl pun just crawled in :oops:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 26, 2016, 03:13:04 PM
My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).

pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?

Awlrighty then.
 >:D
I use mine awl the time  :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quote
I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
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and we'll answer the call

Aaannnd, by breaking your very own rules, you owe us awl 1 SC per person  :pok:

I'll be waiting  :whistle:



 >:D
No, I'll be waiting.

I think we can awl wait indefinitely  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 26, 2016, 03:13:45 PM
My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).

pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?

Awlrighty then.
 >:D
I use mine awl the time  :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quote
I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
Quote
and we'll answer the call

Aaannnd, by breaking your very own rules, you owe us awl 1 SC per person  :pok:

I'll be waiting  :whistle:



 >:D
No, I'll be waiting.

No, Duck Season!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 26, 2016, 03:13:54 PM
Look! Another awl pun just crawled in :oops:

 :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 26, 2016, 03:19:22 PM
 :surrender:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ29pVhsdMs
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:05:05 PM
Look! Another awl pun just crawled in :oops:

 :cheers:

 :drink:

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:06:00 PM
:surrender:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ29pVhsdMs

I think this thread is gradually cawlminating  :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:10:43 PM
:surrender:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ29pVhsdMs

I think this thread is gradually cawlminating  :whistle:

I don't know about others but firiki takes no prisoners at this point.

He cawld-bloodedly strips 'em of any sharp and shiny earthly possessions they may have on them and then he dispatches them to wherever souls go when awl is over, instead.

 >:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 26, 2016, 04:11:21 PM
I think I'll be inviting you awl to my funerawl soon.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:12:45 PM
Oh, cawlm down, magentus, there's nothing to be afraid of!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:13:48 PM
'Ever seen 'Nightmare on Eawlm street'?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:15:33 PM
Or Eawlvis?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:17:51 PM
I'd like to read Jules Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gawlico at some point :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 26, 2016, 04:19:02 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:20:01 PM
I'd like to read Jules Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gawlico at some point :think:

I bet he started it because the Gawls wouldn't stop making horrible puns. Their descendants still have this hawlrible habit!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 26, 2016, 04:20:24 PM
I'd like to read Jules Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gawlico at some point :think:
:facepalm:
This pun has been stretched to its limits as of the last post.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:21:25 PM
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Is that like the sword of Damawlcles?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:24:28 PM
I'd like to read Jules Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gawlico at some point :think:
:facepalm:
This pun has been stretched to its limits as of the last post.

I have to admit I'm running out of fuawl here  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 26, 2016, 04:25:43 PM
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Is that like the sword of Damawlcles?
:rofl:  :surrender:  :bnghd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PFgbLnUcZE
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:29:04 PM
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Is that like the sword of Damawlcles?
:rofl:  :surrender:  :bnghd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PFgbLnUcZE

Now, now... To quote Jean-Pawl Sartre, life begins on the other side of despair.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:32:40 PM
Can anyone suggest any good table-top rawl playing games?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:35:16 PM
I think I need to stop now before I break my parawl.

Several people died of brain haemorrhage induced by my stupid puns but they let me out because it wasn't on purpose.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 04:37:20 PM
It happened in Constantinopawl.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 26, 2016, 04:45:35 PM
Cthennifer says she is glad to have been subsumed by Cthulhu as it means she doesn't have to listen to your endless puns firiki. She only has to cope with eternal terror and the absence of hope.
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 26, 2016, 05:25:51 PM
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An awl, preventing magentus's awl fawling down in his foot
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:38:39 PM
Cthennifer says she is glad to have been subsumed by Cthulhu as it means she doesn't have to listen to your endless puns firiki. She only has to cope with eternal terror and the absence of hope.
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I am absawlutely delighted to hear that  >:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:40:01 PM
Please tell Cthennifer that if she ever wants to get rid of that piece of snot on her head she can give me a whist-awl.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:40:25 PM
I'll then turn her into my vassawl
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:40:53 PM
and have her scawld any trace of sanity...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:42:50 PM
So, what you you people think?

Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:45:13 PM
:surrender:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ29pVhsdMs

I think this thread is gradually cawlminating  :whistle:

I don't know about others but firiki takes no prisoners at this point.

He cawld-bloodedly strips 'em of any sharp and shiny earthly possessions they may have on them and then he dispatches them to wherever souls go when awl is over, instead.

 >:D

Wrong spelling, I meant to type sawls.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:46:43 PM
So, what you you people think?

Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?

Obtaining one has become my sawl purpose at this point  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:49:48 PM
So, what you you people think?

Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?

Obtaining one has become my sawl purpose at this point  :D

Without any fawl play, though  :)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:50:50 PM
New page banana man awl dance

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 26, 2016, 05:50:59 PM
So, what you you people think?

Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?

Obtaining one has become my sawl purpose at this point  :D

You have awl my support!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 26, 2016, 05:53:46 PM
So, what you you people think?

Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?

Obtaining one has become my sawl purpose at this point  :D

You have awl my support!

Why, I wh-awl-heartedly thank you, sir :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Poncho65 on September 26, 2016, 11:11:19 PM
An awful lot more awl puns have crawled their way into this awfully nice thread :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

You awl should be ashamed that you have made Mags want to go crazy :whistle: Two more pages of awl puns is awlful amazing though :dd:

I will have a Swisschamp waiting for your arrival from crossing the Atlantic Mags :salute: :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on September 27, 2016, 01:06:20 AM
An awful lot more awl puns have crawled their way into this awfully nice thread :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

You awl should be ashamed that you have made Mags want to go crazy :whistle: Two more pages of awl puns is awlful amazing though :dd:

I will have a Swisschamp waiting for your arrival from crossing the Atlantic Mags :salute: :D

Are awl the puns bad?  hehehehe
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: kaput on September 27, 2016, 05:01:39 AM
Yawl lost your minds.  ;)

/thread
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 27, 2016, 09:15:09 AM
Yawl lost your minds.  ;)

/thread

Iä! Cthawlhu ftagn!!


 >:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 09:18:35 AM
This thread can only die of naturawl causes!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on September 27, 2016, 09:33:49 AM
Anyone know why all the tools in a SAK are immune to woodworm? Except the awl?
Cos several of mine have got holes in them...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 09:38:16 AM
That's the SAKing needawl you're talking about :)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 11:29:47 AM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on September 27, 2016, 11:46:57 AM
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Yummy....
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 11:52:53 AM
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Yummy....
:ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 11:54:41 AM
Cornwawl (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornwall) seems like a charming place to visit.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 12:09:31 PM
These awl puns are driving me up the wawl, TBH.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 12:20:26 PM
These awl puns are driving me up the wawl, TBH.
Please stop then firiki. I know you're sat there going through an English dictionary page by page to see what awful (not 'awlful') puns you can make. It's ok (not 'awlright') if you put the book away and relax for a while.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 12:32:38 PM
These awl puns are driving me up the wawl, TBH.
Please stop then firiki. I know you're sat there going through an English dictionary page by page to see what awful (not 'awlful') puns you can make. It's ok (not 'awlright') if you put the book away and relax for a while.

No need for a dictionary, I'm afraid. There's a swarm of puns brawling in my brain, each one of them trying to be the first one out.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 12:40:26 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 12:46:02 PM
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magentus, please...

Show content
You know I'll keep up with the lousy puns for as long as they last. Or until someone shoots me.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 12:48:03 PM
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magentus, please...

Show content
You know I'll keep up with the lousy puns for as long as they last. Or until someone shoots me.

Such an ignobawl character, firiki. Tsk, tsk, tsk...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 12:51:00 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 12:55:45 PM
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Yeah, some cannon bawls might do the trick!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on September 27, 2016, 01:03:46 PM
He's collapsed into a bawling mess....
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 01:09:55 PM
Something's gnaw(l)ing him! Perhars someone more knawledgeabawl than me could shed some light.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 01:10:12 PM
He's collapsed into a bawling mess....

 :like:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 01:11:45 PM
Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.

Very well, no more of the specified pun from me.

But respectfully, I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time and most of us wood saw the same thing. Seems like you like tooth pick apart what people can openerly say. I don't like what I'm keyring. Next time, think plier to speaking and we can keep things civil. A lot of hard working people come here - firemen, waiters, electricians, craftsmen, handymen, mechanics, we just want to unwind after a long day. We'll stand together as brothers and scissors to champion our cause, soldier on and resist being LED astray from our ideals. We're not buying into it any quicker than you could cellidor to a caveman. And upon that door victori nox, and we'll answer the call. :whistle:

(Sorry if I'wengered you...)

Oh by the way, about ketchup...do you prefer Heinz or are you a Hunts man? :whistle:

Who's your favorite actress? Is it Mini Driver? :whistle:

:nanadance:

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :like:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 01:14:28 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 01:25:23 PM
I only wanted to be the Bawl Queen  :cry:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 01:33:05 PM
I only wanted to be the Bawl Queen  :cry:

It would seem I'm wearing my shoe sawls out fer nuttin...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 01:34:12 PM
New page sad banana man dance :(

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 01:35:24 PM
I only wanted to be the Bawl Queen  :cry:

It would seem I'm wearing my shoe sawls out fer nuttin...

You people are awless!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 01:41:35 PM
Right... The drill is over but stay alert, folks. You know these bloody puns are constantly prowling :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on September 27, 2016, 01:45:55 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 27, 2016, 01:52:08 PM
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THIS. IS. SPAWLRTA!


:facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 01:54:46 PM
(http://i68.tinypic.com/ilg31i.jpg)

Still got a bowl full of 'em, not sure you lot can handle the excitement :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on September 27, 2016, 01:57:15 PM

THIS. IS. SPAWLRTA!

:facepalm:

Doesn't sound very Spartan to me!. Stick an awl in him, find out if he's a Persian spy...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 02:01:41 PM
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 27, 2016, 02:09:18 PM



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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 02:11:17 PM

THIS. IS. SPAWLRTA!

:facepalm:

Doesn't sound very Spartan to me!. Stick an awl in him, find out if he's a Persian spy...

Give him some Malvasia...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 02:16:23 PM
I admit that some of me puns are so cheesy you can hear mawld growing on your screen...
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 02:20:36 PM



(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160927/f859c12e1fa4f252bf798517955b2580.jpg)
:rofl:
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: yud on September 27, 2016, 02:31:50 PM
Well how do people live without awls? And more importantly does using a awlful pun qualify you useing an awl?

But more importantly we awl are annoying a moderator vice awl revoawltion. :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 02:44:33 PM
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: AlephZero on September 27, 2016, 02:59:03 PM



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:rofl:
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Yeah!! That's how we rawl around here :viking:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 03:33:35 PM
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It's a cawlition...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on September 27, 2016, 03:33:56 PM
I am reminded of that haunting Scottish melody, Awl Lang Syne...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 03:34:08 PM
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It's a cawlition...

It runs on cawl...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 03:35:18 PM
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It's a cawlition...

It runs on cawl...

The locomotive being fed by maddened koawla bears...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 03:38:36 PM
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It's a cawlition...

It runs on cawl...

The locomotive being fed by maddened koawla bears...

It's scawlding hot in here...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 03:40:44 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 03:46:42 PM
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Fawlk lore has it that magentus did let go in the end, sadly   :cry:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 03:48:32 PM
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Fawlk lore has it that magentus did let go in the end, sadly   :cry:

But then some enormous fawlcons came out of nowhere and grabbed him with their claws...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 03:50:09 PM
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Fawlk lore has it that magentus did let go in the end, sadly   :cry:

But then some enormous fawlcons came out of nowhere and grabbed him with their claws...

And dropped him in a pool filled with sawlmon...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 03:50:27 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 03:51:27 PM
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Fawlk lore has it that magentus did let go in the end, sadly   :cry:

But then some enormous fawlcons came out of nowhere and grabbed him with their claws...

And dropped him in a pool filled with sawlmon...

Somewhere in Stockhawlm...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 03:59:25 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 04:04:34 PM
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I know I belong to the 'Naughty step' thread's Hawl of Fame  :angel:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 04:14:22 PM
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Nope, that's just a hawlogram  >:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 04:17:53 PM
New page banana man carnawl dance

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 04:18:59 PM
Oh boy, a wh-awl new page of puns lies ahead of us!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 04:22:58 PM
This page could use some florawl decor :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 04:23:21 PM
Oh boy, a wh-awl new page of recycawled puns lies ahead of us!
FTFY  :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 04:26:19 PM
Oh boy, a wh-awl new page of recycawled puns lies ahead of us!
FTFY  :salute:

Could be. Finding new puns is difficawlt you know, there's awlways the danger of repetition  :-[
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 27, 2016, 04:31:14 PM
Oh boy, a wh-awl new page of recycawled puns lies ahead of us!
FTFY  :salute:

Could be. Finding new puns is difficawlt you know, there's awlways the danger of repetition  :-[

Think I'm gonna retire to my vawlt for a little while to recuperate.  :drink:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 04:37:32 PM
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: G-Dizzle on September 27, 2016, 08:01:41 PM
Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.


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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 08:10:58 PM
Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.


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:rofl: ROFL on the floor laughing.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on September 27, 2016, 08:57:51 PM
I like the Spartan's reamer/awl, with the sowing eye. I've used it. Not for sowing, by the way. But never, I mean seriously never, have I used the Pioneer's awl.  :facepalm:

So can we please have two clubs?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on September 27, 2016, 09:34:04 PM
So can we please have two clubs?

So the day has finally come that the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club announces its independence...
I thought I'd never see the day! That leaves me, and, uh, Scarlett Johannson to follow the old ways,  abhorring all awls always, in all ways, and upholding all clauses of the anti-awl laws. There shall be no reaming on my watch, I can assure you!

(Bit of a crap club, let's face it...)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 27, 2016, 10:37:49 PM
So can we please have two clubs?

So the day has finally come that the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club announces its independence...
I thought I'd never see the day! That leaves me, and, uh, Scarlett Johannson to follow the old ways,  abhorring all awls always, in all ways, and upholding all clauses of the anti-awl laws. There shall be no reaming on my watch, I can assure you!

(Bit of a crap club, let's face it...)
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on September 27, 2016, 10:45:10 PM
So can we please have two clubs?
(Bit of a crap club, let's face it...)
Is that a yes?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 28, 2016, 09:30:33 AM
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 :rofl:  :twak:  :rofl:

Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: firiki on September 28, 2016, 09:32:32 AM
Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.


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Better late than never, they say :tu: Wawlcome to the festivities  :drink:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: firiki on September 28, 2016, 09:34:26 AM
Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.


(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160927/4c8fb6a6a98c1c130e49715ceb15bfc6.jpg)

Better late than never, they say :tu: Wawlcome to hte festivities  :drink:

I was about to step to the awltar and announce the creation of the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club ::)
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: firiki on September 28, 2016, 09:35:49 AM
Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.


(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160927/4c8fb6a6a98c1c130e49715ceb15bfc6.jpg)

Better late than never, they say :tu: Wawlcome to hte festivities  :drink:

I was about to step to the awltar and announce the creation of the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club ::)

Are there any club cawlours you would like to register?
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: firiki on September 28, 2016, 09:37:30 AM
Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.


(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160927/4c8fb6a6a98c1c130e49715ceb15bfc6.jpg)

Better late than never, they say :tu: Wawlcome to hte festivities  :drink:

I was about to step to the awltar and announce the creation of the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club ::)

Are there any club cawlours you would like to register?

Awlternatively, we could hold a random draw, aloxically from the coloured Pioneers pool :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on September 28, 2016, 10:21:32 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 28, 2016, 10:52:33 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?

Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl.  ;)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 28, 2016, 10:53:04 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?

Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl.  ;)

Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on September 29, 2016, 04:21:38 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?

Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl.  ;)

Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties...  :facepalm:

Awlright now, enough!  :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 09:02:30 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?

Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl.  ;)

Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties...  :facepalm:

Awlright now, enough!  :whistle:

Well, now that's a sawlprise!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 09:05:38 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?

Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl.  ;)

Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties...  :facepalm:

Awlright now, enough!  :whistle:

Well, now that's a sawlprise!

People are tired of all these puns while I haven't even resorted to some alcohawlic beverages to give my performance a little bit of boost yet!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 09:07:11 AM
Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?

Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl.  ;)

Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties...  :facepalm:

Awlright now, enough!  :whistle:

Well, now that's a sawlprise!

People are tired of all these puns while I haven't even resorted to some alcohawlic beverages to give my performance a little bit of boost yet!

I can hear all the sawlfurous comments awlready...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 09:08:57 AM
Might as well rub a bit of sawlt in the wound :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 09:19:47 AM
Might as well rub a bit of sawlt in the wound :D

More like mawltiple injuries...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 01:00:25 PM
All these puns are taking their tawl on me but we must reach out gawl, Dawly dawling.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 29, 2016, 01:21:37 PM
LAWL


 :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 01:22:33 PM
Asterix and the cawldron is a quite funny album :tu:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 01:24:01 PM
New page banana man dance

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 01:24:30 PM
LAWL


 :D

 :D  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 01:27:48 PM
We should be using more sawlar energy :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 01:36:03 PM
As you listen to my voice... you will grow more and more somnawlent...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 01:41:45 PM
...and your sense of smell will be heightened... You'll then go out and bring me lots of black truffawl...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 01:42:07 PM
...out of which I'll make me a smawl fortune...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: zoidberg on September 29, 2016, 01:45:52 PM
Hawlarious.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 01:48:43 PM
...out of which I'll make me a smawl fortune...

...preferably not in dawllars but in small gawld bars..
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 01:51:04 PM
Hawlarious.

Do you really mean that or are you just being kind?

This may look as an exercise in futility but it is actuawlly done with cawlective good in mind :)

Edit: Speawlling :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: zoidberg on September 29, 2016, 01:56:04 PM
Hawlarious.

Do you really mean that or are you just being kind?

This may look as an exercise in futility but it is actually done with cawlective good in mind :)

Affirmawltive.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 02:01:17 PM
Hawlarious.

Do you really mean that or are you just being kind?

This may look as an exercise in futility but it is actually done with cawlective good in mind :)

Affirmawltive.

Thank you. Good to hear that letting my mind run free as a cawlt (or fawl if you prefer) wasn't a waste of time!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 02:13:04 PM
Someone please suggest a good, single mawlt whiskey. I like me some from time to time, I could use a double right now!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 29, 2016, 02:22:17 PM
Someone please suggest a good, single mawlt whiskey. I like me some from time to time, I could use a double right now!

The Bawlvenie DoubleWood is nice :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 29, 2016, 02:31:33 PM
And of course there's also good whisky from Dawlwhinnie, Lagawlvulin, Tawlisker or The Macawllan  :cheers:

But those who want it cheaper (and not single mawlt) are probably better off with Johnny Awlker, William Alwson's or Chivas Regawl.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Poncho65 on September 29, 2016, 04:31:06 PM
This thread a has been an awlright read :tu: :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: aurabattler on September 29, 2016, 05:08:00 PM
Oh. I have never used the awl on my SAK can I join? I use the awl on LM a lot of time as a fork... But have never use the one on my SAK which is a climber where the awl isn't in the good position to be used as a fork.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 29, 2016, 08:12:03 PM
Oh. I have never used the awl on my SAK can I join? I use the awl on LM a lot of time as a fork... But have never use the one on my SAK which is a climber where the awl isn't in the good position to be used as a fork.

So it's Forked Up Beyond Awl Recognition?



:facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 29, 2016, 08:45:01 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on September 29, 2016, 08:51:29 PM
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You wondered wrong brah :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 11:08:43 PM
@glennfiddich: Thank you for the suggestions. I've had Talisker and liked it and Chivas, that was a bit sweet I think? :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 11:11:03 PM
This thread a has been an awlright read :tu: :D

Glad you like it so far.

:viking:Never a dawl moment in this thread:viking:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 11:15:47 PM
Oh. I have never used the awl on my SAK can I join? I use the awl on LM a lot of time as a fork... But have never use the one on my SAK which is a climber where the awl isn't in the good position to be used as a fork.

Not sure... See, I know this is in the SAK forum but you say you have used the awl on LM so unless this club is exclusively for SAK awl non users I'd say the club has yet to find its first apostawl. :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 11:18:42 PM

So it's Forked Up Beyond Awl Recognition?

:facepalm:

This is the awl puns thread  :pok:

...but that's a nice cawlembour there :D  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 29, 2016, 11:19:36 PM
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Same awld, same awld...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on September 30, 2016, 01:33:52 AM
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Same awld, same awld...

Didn't that famous cartoon end with'
That's awl folks!   ???
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 30, 2016, 08:04:51 AM
@glennfiddich: Thank you for the suggestions. I've had Talisker and liked it and Chivas, that was a bit sweet I think? :cheers:

I don't reawlly remember Chivas being sweet, but to be honest it's been a long time since i've had a bottle of Chivas.

The 'standard' 10 year old Talisker' is one of those whiskes I usually awlways have in stock but if you want to try a different Talisker I can suggest the Talisker Port Ruighe  :cheers:

If you like the Talisker type of whiskies i'd also suggest Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Ardbeg, maybe Bowmore. Although these suggestions are awl very generawl because within these brands there are of course many variations.

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: T14 on September 30, 2016, 01:39:02 PM
This thread makes Odin, the awlfather cry  :cry:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SteveC on September 30, 2016, 02:23:03 PM
Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 03:15:33 PM
@glennfiddich: Thank you for the suggestions. I've had Talisker and liked it and Chivas, that was a bit sweet I think? :cheers:

I don't reawlly remember Chivas being sweet, but to be honest it's been a long time since i've had a bottle of Chivas.

The 'standard' 10 year old Talisker' is one of those whiskes I usually awlways have in stock but if you want to try a different Talisker I can suggest the Talisker Port Ruighe  :cheers:

If you like the Talisker type of whiskies i'd also suggest Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Ardbeg, maybe Bowmore. Although these suggestions are awl very generawl because within these brands there are of course many variations.

I was actually thinking of Dimpawl (seriously)  :-[ I'm not a huge fan of whiskey but I do appreciate a good drink and sometimes whiskey has just the right taste for my palate at that moment.

There's a bar near my workplace that speSmurfpillses in whiskey, they have an impressive range! Maybe I'll go check their offerings (not today though) and try out your sugesstions if they have them. I'll report back when that happens :cheers: :drink:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 03:16:53 PM
This thread makes Odin, the awlfather cry  :cry:

Don't be sad, Odin! Look, a funny little pawlar bear!

(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=287727;image)



Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 03:18:04 PM
New page banana man dance

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 03:19:03 PM
Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D

 :dnft:

There's a typo in the sign, though ::)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: rivercity on September 30, 2016, 03:21:51 PM
Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D

Awlright, awlright, awlright......  :facepalm:

(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2014/03/07/wooderson.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 03:33:16 PM
Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D

Awlright, awlright, awlright......  :facepalm:

(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2014/03/07/wooderson.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg)

No, please stop! Just the thought of another pun makes my bowawls convawlse with terror  :ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 03:39:50 PM
Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D

Awlright, awlright, awlright......  :facepalm:

(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2014/03/07/wooderson.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg)

No, please stop! Just the thought of another pun makes my bowawls convawlse with terror  :ahhh

Maybe I can wawltz away the terror, hopefully  :cry:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 03:42:32 PM
Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D

Awlright, awlright, awlright......  :facepalm:

(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2014/03/07/wooderson.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg)

No, please stop! Just the thought of another pun makes my bowawls convawlse with terror  :ahhh

Maybe I can wawltz away the terror, hopefully  :cry:

I feel as if 10.000 vawlts were going through my body  :sa:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 30, 2016, 03:43:38 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 30, 2016, 03:44:30 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 04:01:17 PM
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What's puzzawling you, Gandawlf?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Subterranean on September 30, 2016, 04:08:03 PM
Ten pages of this thread! To be honest, I expected these awl jokes and this whole thread/derailment would end around the page #4 or #5.  :whistle: But nope  :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 30, 2016, 04:08:17 PM
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 30, 2016, 05:07:22 PM
@glennfiddich: Thank you for the suggestions. I've had Talisker and liked it and Chivas, that was a bit sweet I think? :cheers:

I don't reawlly remember Chivas being sweet, but to be honest it's been a long time since i've had a bottle of Chivas.

The 'standard' 10 year old Talisker' is one of those whiskes I usually awlways have in stock but if you want to try a different Talisker I can suggest the Talisker Port Ruighe  :cheers:

If you like the Talisker type of whiskies i'd also suggest Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Ardbeg, maybe Bowmore. Although these suggestions are awl very generawl because within these brands there are of course many variations.

I was actually thinking of Dimpawl (seriously)  :-[ I'm not a huge fan of whiskey but I do appreciate a good drink and sometimes whiskey has just the right taste for my palate at that moment.

There's a bar near my workplace that speSmurfpillses in whiskey, they have an impressive range! Maybe I'll go check their offerings (not today though) and try out your sugesstions if they have them. I'll report back when that happens :cheers: :drink:

Ahh, Dimpawl... good memories! That one actually was kind of sweet. Still have the bottle:

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/0dc9f65d4874bb9dc3ef55fd2019bfb7.jpg)

Let me know if any of my suggestions worked out for you! :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on September 30, 2016, 05:34:42 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SteveC on September 30, 2016, 06:56:55 PM
Ten pages of this thread! To be honest, I expected these awl jokes and this whole thread/derailment would end around the page #4 or #5.  :whistle: But nope  :rofl:

Awl of us would be sad if this happened, it's just not the MTO way  ;)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on September 30, 2016, 08:34:50 PM
What about the Wenger awl? Any non-users at awl?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on September 30, 2016, 08:40:17 PM
Nice bottle of Dimpawl!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on September 30, 2016, 08:43:36 PM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on September 30, 2016, 08:45:19 PM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on September 30, 2016, 08:46:22 PM
Unlike many people I have no doubts about my insanity at awl.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SteveC on September 30, 2016, 09:04:53 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tJGk4ofc18
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 30, 2016, 09:15:09 PM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!

Oh no!  :sa:

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread  :dwts:

Now I reawlly have no life  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on September 30, 2016, 09:25:18 PM
Already knocking your head against the wawl?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on September 30, 2016, 09:26:33 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on September 30, 2016, 09:33:08 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.

I'm getting tired of awl of this all stuff!  :ahhh
Title: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 30, 2016, 09:37:55 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.

Thanks  :salute:

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 10:39:18 PM
Ten pages of this thread! To be honest, I expected these awl jokes and this whole thread/derailment would end around the page #4 or #5.  :whistle: But nope  :rofl:

It's like the Duraceawl bunny, it keeps on going and going...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 10:40:07 PM
Ten pages of this thread! To be honest, I expected these awl jokes and this whole thread/derailment would end around the page #4 or #5.  :whistle: But nope  :rofl:

Awl of us would be sad if this happened, it's just not the MTO way  ;)

Definitawly not the MTO way!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 10:41:12 PM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

Your words must be enthrawlling  ;)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 10:41:53 PM
Unlike many people I have no doubts about my insanity at awl.

Like any good hawlequin  :tu:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 10:42:50 PM
@glennfiddich: Thank you for the suggestions. I've had Talisker and liked it and Chivas, that was a bit sweet I think? :cheers:

I don't reawlly remember Chivas being sweet, but to be honest it's been a long time since i've had a bottle of Chivas.

The 'standard' 10 year old Talisker' is one of those whiskes I usually awlways have in stock but if you want to try a different Talisker I can suggest the Talisker Port Ruighe  :cheers:

If you like the Talisker type of whiskies i'd also suggest Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Ardbeg, maybe Bowmore. Although these suggestions are awl very generawl because within these brands there are of course many variations.

I was actually thinking of Dimpawl (seriously)  :-[ I'm not a huge fan of whiskey but I do appreciate a good drink and sometimes whiskey has just the right taste for my palate at that moment.

There's a bar near my workplace that speSmurfpillses in whiskey, they have an impressive range! Maybe I'll go check their offerings (not today though) and try out your sugesstions if they have them. I'll report back when that happens :cheers: :drink:

Ahh, Dimpawl... good memories! That one actually was kind of sweet. Still have the bottle:

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/0dc9f65d4874bb9dc3ef55fd2019bfb7.jpg)

Let me know if any of my suggestions worked out for you! :cheers:

Deawl!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 10:43:37 PM
New page banana man dance

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 10:45:44 PM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!

Oh no!  :sa:

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread  :dwts:

Now I reawlly have no life  :facepalm:

Well congratawlations!   :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 30, 2016, 10:48:06 PM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!

Oh no!  :sa:

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread  :dwts:

Now I reawlly have no life  :facepalm:

Well congratawlations!   :cheers:

 :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 10:50:35 PM
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Thank you for noticing that  :salute: It awllows me to ask the question again

So, what you you people think?

Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?

while I sit back, reawlax and enjoy the mayhem.  >:D

BTW, if you don't mind me asking, is that an Awlster accent?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 10:53:42 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.

I'm getting tired of awl of this all stuff!  :ahhh

A pretty awloquent statement, that.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 10:58:45 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.

Thanks  :salute:

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)

Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow  :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 11:01:44 PM
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Are you any good with awlchemy, Gandawlf? Maybe you could find some formuawla to clear up your mind a bit?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 11:04:25 PM
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Are you any good with awlchemy, Gandawlf? Maybe you could find some formuawla to clear up your mind a bit?

Please note I am working on a awl pun forming awlgorithm so you may wanna hurry!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: cody6268 on September 30, 2016, 11:06:57 PM
Sorry guys, but it is one of my most used tools.  Whether it be for drilling holes in soft materials, making holes to start screws, making pilot holes to start screws, fixing my belt (I'm between the holes halfway on a 38" belt), or even used as a marlinspike, I'm often using it. Very few of my SAKs lack it.   Now, the corkscrew and toothpick are a whole different story--I can do without both.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 11:08:43 PM
Please note I am working on a awl pun forming awlgorithm so you may wanna hurry!

I was told such an awlgorithm could be used in mawlecular biology to create the awltimate awl pun gene!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 30, 2016, 11:08:56 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.

Thanks  :salute:

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)

Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow  :whistle:

(https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-laugh-l-laugh-you-cry-l-cry-you-jump-3579917.png)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 11:10:16 PM
Sorry guys, but it is one of my most used tools.  Whether it be for drilling holes in soft materials, making holes to start screws, making pilot holes to start screws, fixing my belt (I'm between the holes halfway on a 38" belt), or even used as a mawlinspike, I'm often using it. Very few of my SAKs lack it.   Now, the corkscrew and toothpick are a whole different story--I can do without both.

Fixed that for you  :)


Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 11:12:26 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.

Thanks  :salute:

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)

Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow  :whistle:

(https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-laugh-l-laugh-you-cry-l-cry-you-jump-3579917.png)

Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 11:14:07 PM
What about the Wenger awl? Any non-users at awl?

Nope, not here. I've used that as weawl.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 30, 2016, 11:19:22 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.

Thanks  :salute:

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)

Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow  :whistle:

(https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-laugh-l-laugh-you-cry-l-cry-you-jump-3579917.png)

Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...

I sincerely awlpologise  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 11:21:43 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.

Thanks  :salute:

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)

Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow  :whistle:

(https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-laugh-l-laugh-you-cry-l-cry-you-jump-3579917.png)

Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...

Then again, where would one find a tall cliff in Hawlland (or, more correctly, the Nethawlands)? :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 30, 2016, 11:27:23 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.

Thanks  :salute:

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)

Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow  :whistle:

(https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-laugh-l-laugh-you-cry-l-cry-you-jump-3579917.png)

Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...

Then again, where would one find a tall cliff in Hawlland (or, more correctly, the Nethawlands)? :think:

I'm awlfraid you're right. We don't have tawl cliffs here!
Hawlland is a very safe country, tawl cliff-wise.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 11:29:28 PM
Congratulations. On to the next milennium  :cheers:.

Thanks  :salute:

Already knocking your head against the wawl?

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)

Now, now, no need for desperate actions...

A tawl cliff works better, anyhow  :whistle:

(https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-laugh-l-laugh-you-cry-l-cry-you-jump-3579917.png)

Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...

I sincerely awlpologise  :cheers:

No need to, it was a foolish remark *mumbawls something about some things being better if left unsaid*
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on September 30, 2016, 11:44:19 PM
Off to sleep now, there's awlong day ahead of me in a few hours. Good night MTO :)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on September 30, 2016, 11:52:36 PM
Off to sleep now, there's awlong day ahead of me in a few hours. Good night MTO :)

Good night, hope you're not an awlful dReamer
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 01, 2016, 12:00:28 AM
Sorry guys, but it is one of my most used tools.  Whether it be for drilling holes in soft materials, making holes to start screws, making pilot holes to start screws, fixing my belt (I'm between the holes halfway on a 38" belt), or even used as a marlinspike, I'm often using it. Very few of my SAKs lack it.   Now, the corkscrew and toothpick are a whole different story--I can do without both.

Hooray! I think you deserve honorary membership anyway - or a million dollars cash, your choice* -, simply for putting together several consecutive sentences without using a single pun.

*offer closes midnight Central European Time September 30th 2016 . While stocks last. etc.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: zoidberg on October 01, 2016, 12:11:44 AM
I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread  :dwts:

Congrats on making the Nawl Life Club.     :cheers:     :punishmentchicken:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 01, 2016, 01:18:02 AM
I'd like to apologise to the world for spawning this horrible topic.
Had I know it would turn into the text equivalent of "Sharknado" - with bad puns instead of sharks - I would have avoided the internet the whole of September 2016...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 01, 2016, 01:28:16 AM
I'd like to apologise to the world for spawning this horrible topic.
Had I know it would turn into the text equivalent of "Sharknado" - with bad puns instead of sharks - I would have avoided the internet the whole of September 2016...
That's  Ok TP, we awl have a thread go awl the way out sometimes.....
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: zoidberg on October 01, 2016, 01:51:54 AM
Oh how cute, an apawlogy.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SteveC on October 01, 2016, 01:54:49 AM
Thunderpants it's awl good buddy  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 01, 2016, 04:26:01 AM
Thunderpants it's awl good buddy  :D
[/quote
Awl of me,
Why not take awl of me... :whistle:]
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on October 01, 2016, 09:06:38 AM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!

Oh no!  :sa:

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread  :dwts:

Now I reawlly have no life  :facepalm:

Ok awl, gather 'round, and bring the punishment chicken... and lard, lots and lots of lard...


For someone is about to get accepted in the No LIfe Club  >:D


 :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on October 01, 2016, 01:19:13 PM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!

Oh no!  :sa:

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread  :dwts:

Now I reawlly have no life  :facepalm:

Ok awl, gather 'round, and bring the punishment chicken... and lard, lots and lots of lard...


For someone is about to get accepted in the No LIfe Club  >:D


 :D

 :dwts: :to:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 01, 2016, 01:39:15 PM

Ok awl, gather 'round, and bring the punishment chicken... and lard, lots and lots of lard...


I just hope Ms Johansson skips this thread....
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on October 01, 2016, 01:50:26 PM
Easy now Glen-fizzle, everyone goes through the motions :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 01, 2016, 02:02:02 PM
New page banana man dance

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 01, 2016, 02:03:56 PM
I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.

In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!

Oh no!  :sa:

I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread  :dwts:

Now I reawlly have no life  :facepalm:

Ok awl, gather 'round, and bring the punishment chicken... and lard, lots and lots of lard...


For someone is about to get accepted in the No LIfe Club  >:D


 :D

 :dwts: :to:

Oh, come on G-Fiddle, be bawld. No pain no gain as they say ::)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 01, 2016, 02:06:08 PM
The oracle has spoken so it is now official; This thread has:

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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 01, 2016, 02:11:00 PM
Sorry guys, but it is one of my most used tools.  Whether it be for drilling holes in soft materials, making holes to start screws, making pilot holes to start screws, fixing my belt (I'm between the holes halfway on a 38" belt), or even used as a marlinspike, I'm often using it. Very few of my SAKs lack it.   Now, the corkscrew and toothpick are a whole different story--I can do without both.

Hooray! I think you deserve honorary membership anyway - or a million dollars cash, your choice* -, simply for putting together several consecutive sentences without using a single pun.

*offer closes midnight Central European Time September 30th 2016 . While stocks last. etc.

Would you have awl puns penawlised?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 01, 2016, 02:13:47 PM
Off to sleep now, there's awlong day ahead of me in a few hours. Good night MTO :)

Good night, hope you're not an awlful dReamer

I dreamer I am though I sleep heavawly...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 01, 2016, 02:15:27 PM
I'd like to apologise to the world for spawning this horrible topic.
Had I know it would turn into the text equivalent of "Sharknado" - with bad puns instead of sharks - I would have avoided the internet the whole of September 2016...
That's  Ok TP, we awl have a thread go awl the way out sometimes.....

I don't think that's really consawling for TP :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 01, 2016, 02:16:51 PM
Oh how cute, an apawlogy.

A treatise on appawls  ???
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 01, 2016, 02:18:09 PM
Thunderpants it's awl good buddy  :D

Maybe TP is cawldy indifferent to these puns?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 01, 2016, 02:20:15 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 01, 2016, 02:26:04 PM
Gandawlf's friend

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is here!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 01, 2016, 02:27:57 PM
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Good thing the car's remains can be sawld for scrap metawl  :tu:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 01, 2016, 02:28:22 PM
Good gawly, Miss Mawly, sure like to bawl.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma cawl.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 01, 2016, 02:33:52 PM
Good gawly, Miss Mawly, sure like to bawl.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma cawl.

You should go around the canawls of Venice on a gondawla with Miss Mawly. It's a great experience!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 01, 2016, 02:55:18 PM
Gotta go. I'm training hard to be like my idawl:

(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=287848;image)

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Subterranean on October 01, 2016, 04:49:09 PM
One awl to rule them all.

(https://www.bluesprucetools.com/PDGImages/LSA1_big.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 01, 2016, 06:49:07 PM
One Awl to find them
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8021/29839647886_3e16c71b91_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MsPZHG)WP_20160923_059 (https://flic.kr/p/MsPZHG) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: undertaker99 on October 01, 2016, 07:58:10 PM
good got awlmighty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDLcgtlmXVA
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 02, 2016, 08:41:25 AM
One would think this thread has run a full circawl and is about to fawl into some crevice in History's fabric...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 02, 2016, 08:45:40 AM
But, like a new Christopher Cawlumbus, firiki has set out to discover a previously unknown entire new world-unknown to the Old World's inhabitant's at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94dY-QxjDiE
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 02, 2016, 08:49:36 AM
Those who vawlue their mental well being; DO NOT ENTER

:sailor:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on October 02, 2016, 10:46:06 AM
Those who vawlue their mental well being; DO NOT ENTER

:sailor:

Too late. If you read the warning, you're awlready here  >:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 02, 2016, 02:55:24 PM
Those who vawlue their mental well being; DO NOT ENTER

:sailor:

Too late. If you read the warning, you're awlready here  >:D

True but I had to warn peopawl for legawl reasons...

See post #139:

Show content
I think I need to stop now before I break my parawl.

Several people died of brain haemorrhage induced by my stupid puns but they let me out because it wasn't on purpose.


:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 02, 2016, 06:04:01 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: m47mu74nt on October 02, 2016, 06:53:13 PM
Previous owner of my DAK used an awl -ONCE-, but didn't know how:
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=21658.0;attach=287990)
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=21658.0;attach=287992)
And these pictures are after I reduced the wound  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on October 02, 2016, 06:56:18 PM
Previous owner of my DAK used an awl -ONCE-, but didn't know how:
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=21658.0;attach=287990)
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=21658.0;attach=287992)
And these pictures are after I reduced the wound  :facepalm:

That's an awlfully mistreated awl!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Mechanickal on October 02, 2016, 07:06:17 PM
Previous owner of my DAK used an awl -ONCE-, but didn't know how:
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=21658.0;attach=287990)
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=21658.0;attach=287992)
And these pictures are after I reduced the wound  :facepalm:

That's an awlfully mistreated awl!

Or the previous owner just lost awl his keys...

OHNO! it's contagious!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: m47mu74nt on October 02, 2016, 07:18:09 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 03, 2016, 04:55:01 PM
OHNO! it's contagious!
Incurabawl too!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 03, 2016, 05:45:51 PM
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Is viawlence your answer to everything, magentus?  :pok:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 03, 2016, 05:46:43 PM
New page banana man dance

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 03, 2016, 07:35:42 PM
Nawl pawlge bawlnawlnawl mawln dawlnce

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
FTFY  :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SteveC on October 03, 2016, 07:54:52 PM
Nawl pawlge bawlnawlnawl mawln dawlnce

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
FTFY  :salute:

Just awlful  :twak:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on October 03, 2016, 07:58:34 PM
Nawl pawlge bawlnawlnawl mawln dawlnce

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
FTFY  :salute:

Awlful just  :pok:

FTFY :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 03, 2016, 08:57:03 PM
awls mawlny of us hawlve awllreawldy noticed, this awlwl thing is beginning to get out of hawlnd...
On the bright side, if the awlrmy ever needs awl new code for tawllking over rawldios - like the Nawlvawljo “Windtawllkers” in WW2 - we hawlve one thawlt awlppeawlrs to be neawlrly impossible to decipher...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 03, 2016, 09:11:43 PM
awls mawlny of us hawlve awllreawldy noticed, this awlwl thing is beginning to get out of hawlnd...
On the bright side, if the awlrmy ever needs awl new code for tawllking over rawldios - like the Nawlvawljo “Windtawllkers” in WW2 - we hawlve one thawlt awlppeawlrs to be neawlrly impossible to decipher...
Swiss Awlmy Kode  :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 04, 2016, 09:11:55 AM
awls mawlny of us hawlve awllreawldy noticed, this awlwl thing is beginning to get out of hawlnd...
On the bright side, if the awlrmy ever needs awl new code for tawllking over rawldios - like the Nawlvawljo “Windtawllkers” in WW2 - we hawlve one thawlt awlppeawlrs to be neawlrly impossible to decipher...
Swiss Awlmy Kode  :salute:

Compatibawle with MAWLLE system...  :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on October 04, 2016, 12:32:40 PM
Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?


::)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on October 04, 2016, 12:34:37 PM
Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?


::)

Awlfraid so!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 04, 2016, 02:14:17 PM
Join in with the Dwarven Awl Song:

Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Reeeeeeeeeeeeamer,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Reeeeeeeeeeeeamer,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Reeeeeeeeeeeeamer,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
And a Paaaaaaaaaaaartidge innnnnn a peeeeeeeeear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SteveC on October 04, 2016, 02:21:31 PM
Awl we need is awls .....Awls is awl we need  :)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 04, 2016, 02:29:23 PM
Awl we need is awls .....Awls is awl we need  :)
Nice one Steve. Lennon and McCartneys finest hour.  :cheers:

I like the Hendrix version of Dylans classic 'Awl Awlong the wawltch towawl'

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 05, 2016, 09:12:29 AM
Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?


::)

Awlfraid so!

Yup, not awlowed to just quit... :viking:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: cali-SAK-attack on October 06, 2016, 10:26:08 AM
 :viking: AWL !!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 06, 2016, 10:29:57 AM
I was disqualified from this club decades ago (more than I'll admit to) - having used the awl to awl its potential - including sewing back up a heavy bag of pet food that was infested (had to go back to the store) with one of the newer awls that had a sewing needle - the common "need another hole in the belt" a couple times long ago - making starter holes in wood for wood screws - and using it to carefully undo some tight knots. The Wenger work better for this; the Vic can cut the cord if used too aggressively.


The one question I've had to which there's never been a satisfactory answer, after awl the knives with awl the awls:
Is there the One Awl to rule them awl?


Awl right --  I admit, that one was awlful  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 06, 2016, 12:30:48 PM
Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?


::)

Awlfraid so!

Yup, not awlowed to just quit... :viking:

Not before Hawlloween night...  :twak:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 06, 2016, 12:33:10 PM

Awl right --  I admit, that one was awlful 
:facepalm:

You know, good men have found themselves on the gawlows for less serious reasons  >:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 06, 2016, 12:41:04 PM

Awl right --  I admit, that one was awlful 
:facepalm:

You know, good men have found themselves on the gawlows for less serious reasons  >:D
Just the one awl pun firiki? Are you beginning to .......gulp.........run out of puns?

You could have written your last post like this:


Y'awl knawl, good men hawlve foawlund thawlmsawlves on the gawlows for lawlss sawlrious reawlsons  >:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 06, 2016, 02:04:15 PM

Awl right --  I admit, that one was awlful 
:facepalm:

You know, good men have found themselves on the gawlows for less serious reasons  >:D
Just the one awl pun firiki? Are you beginning to .......gulp.........run out of puns?

You could have written your last post like this:


Y'awl knawl, good men hawlve foawlund thawlmsawlves on the gawlows for lawlss sawlrious reawlsons  >:D

You'd love that, wouldn't you now, magentus?

The truth is I have decided to be frugawl with the puns to prawlong the agony... Is your pawlse rising? Mwhaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaah  >:D

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Plus, I don't have much spare time lately ;)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 06, 2016, 02:22:07 PM
Do your worst firiki.

My new favourite tool is the Cat-Lifter on my SI:
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/6/5495/30036433822_4f4f5a1850_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MLdzjE)WP_20161006_017 (https://flic.kr/p/MLdzjE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 06, 2016, 02:56:06 PM
Do your worst firiki.


*firiki is meowling malevawlently*
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 06, 2016, 03:12:42 PM
Do your worst firiki.


*firiki is meowling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 06, 2016, 03:26:38 PM
Do your worst firiki.


*firiki is meawling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY

Missed one tho'  ::)

I'm not demorawlised by all your scorn, you know...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 06, 2016, 03:35:48 PM
Do your worst firiki.


*firiki is meawling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY

Missed one tho'  ::)

I'm not demorawlised by all your scorn, you know...
I applawlde your awlptomistic outlook firiki. I sawlute you  :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 07, 2016, 09:34:17 AM
Do your worst firiki.


*firiki is meawling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY

Missed one tho'  ::)

I'm not demorawlised by all your scorn, you know...
I applawlde your awlptomistic outlook firiki. I sawlute you  :salute:

I intend to uphawld the practice of making intawlerable puns even if I'm the last person in the mawltiverse to keep doing so :angel:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 08, 2016, 03:13:46 AM
Do your worst firiki.


*firiki is meawling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY

Missed one tho'  ::)

I'm not demorawlised by all your scorn, you know...
I applawlde your awlptomistic outlook firiki. I sawlute you  :salute:

I intend to uphawld the practice of making intawlerable puns even if I'm the last person in the mawltiverse to keep doing so :angel:

Awl, or nothing, at awl... :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on October 08, 2016, 10:18:08 AM
One for awl and awl for one?

 :facepalm:

 :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 08, 2016, 02:31:03 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/22/04/2EAF425B00000578-0-image-a-31_1448166712638.jpg)

"Awl is All... or, All is Awl. I forget."
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: m47mu74nt on October 08, 2016, 02:56:14 PM
eating, after awl  :facepalm:

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Mechanickal on October 08, 2016, 03:47:06 PM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: zoidberg on October 08, 2016, 03:54:27 PM
New page banana man dance.     :nanadance:   :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 08, 2016, 04:36:50 PM
New page banana man dance.     :nanadance:   :nanadance:
Awl of me, why not take awl of me... :whistle:

I should stop now?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 08, 2016, 05:24:57 PM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:

Yeah, if you ever need to reduce your IQ (for instance, you wanna be President of the United States) this is the topic to read. And read again.
You can literally feel your brain cells curling up and dying...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 08, 2016, 05:52:42 PM
this page is giving me

Yeah, if you ever need to reduce your IQ (for instance, you wanna be President of the United States) this is the topic to read. And read again.
You can literally feel your brain cells curling up and dying...

Awl ya need is love...da da da da da  :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SteveC on October 08, 2016, 05:56:34 PM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:


Maybe this  :twak: will help   :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Mechanickal on October 08, 2016, 06:14:29 PM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:


Maybe this  :twak: will help   :D

got something better  :drink:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 08, 2016, 06:23:05 PM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:


Maybe this  :twak: will help   :D

got something better  :drink:
Howdy Mechanickawl  :)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Mechanickal on October 08, 2016, 06:31:45 PM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:


Maybe this  :twak: will help   :D

got something better  :drink:
Howdy Mechanickawl  :)

Now I'm even more infected then before... Thanks  :rant:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 08, 2016, 06:40:50 PM
Don't worry be happy it's not lethawl.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SteveC on October 08, 2016, 11:22:39 PM
Don't worry be happy it's not lethawl.

lawl ! 
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 12, 2016, 10:27:01 AM
Don't worry be happy it's not lethawl.

lawl !

+1 :tu:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 12, 2016, 10:29:08 AM
So you lot thought you could let this thread fawl into obawlivion!?

:twak:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 12, 2016, 10:38:09 AM
:ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak: :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak: :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:

He's Back! Awlmageddon!


Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 12, 2016, 10:42:57 AM
:ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak: :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak: :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:

He's Back! Awlmageddon!

He's back awlrigth... Quick (as a thunderbawlt), hide your vawluables...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 12, 2016, 10:45:54 AM
:ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:  :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak: :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak: :ahhh  :facepalm:  :rant:  :twak:

He's Back! Awlmageddon!

He's back awlrigth... Quick (as a thunderbawlt), hide your vawluables...

Stuff like awlpawls or emerawlds, you know..
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 12, 2016, 10:47:44 AM
this page is giving me a headache  :facepalm:

Yeah, if you ever need to reduce your IQ (for instance, you wanna be President of the United States) this is the topic to read. And read again.
You can literawlly feel your brain cells curling up and dying...

FTFY  :angel:

If you ever want to anawlyse your dislike for awl puns I'll be glad to hawlp :salute:

(A bit more) Seriously now, I quite liked this film, Idiocracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 12, 2016, 11:16:06 AM
I quite liked this film, Idiocracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

Yep that's a terrific film!
Explains a lot of what's wrong with the world at the moment...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 12, 2016, 11:27:33 AM
I quite liked this film, Idiocracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

Yep that's a terrific film!
Explains a lot of what's wrong with the world at the moment...

(https://m.popkey.co/590487/p874K.gif)

 :ahhh

(elektrawlites... :angel:)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 13, 2016, 03:26:23 AM
I quite liked this film, Idiocracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy

Yep that's a terrific film!
Explains a lot of what's wrong with the world at the moment...

(https://m.popkey.co/590487/p874K.gif)

 :ahhh

(elektrawlites... :angel:)
Awl I want for Christmas is a new Swiss SAK....  :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on October 13, 2016, 03:46:27 AM
Awlbatross....
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on October 13, 2016, 03:52:10 AM
Bawld Eagle
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on October 13, 2016, 12:40:40 PM
Owl

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2605290.1460988720!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_1200/article-owl-0418.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 13, 2016, 12:53:16 PM
Uh oh, I think we've been here before  :facepalm:
(https://c8.staticflickr.com/6/5495/29666950663_38422b2c33_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn)WP_20161013_003 (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on October 13, 2016, 01:30:42 PM
Uh oh, I think we've been here before  :facepalm:
(https://c8.staticflickr.com/6/5495/29666950663_38422b2c33_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn)WP_20161013_003 (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

Oh you are awl so lucky i'm not carrying a knife with an awl today!  :pok:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on October 13, 2016, 01:34:05 PM
Uh oh, I think we've been here before  :facepalm:
(https://c8.staticflickr.com/6/5495/29666950663_38422b2c33_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn)WP_20161013_003 (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
An awl pointing at an owl...

Sounds familiar... :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 13, 2016, 01:40:04 PM
Don't worry G-Fiddy, I'll have a guess at what you would have done:

An owl eye through the eye of an awl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5515/30263168576_3ad0ab025b_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/N7fDEy)WP_20161013_006 (https://flic.kr/p/N7fDEy) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on October 13, 2016, 01:45:12 PM
Don't worry G-Fiddy, I'll have a guess at what you would have done:

An owl eye through the eye of an awl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5515/30263168576_3ad0ab025b_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/N7fDEy)WP_20161013_006 (https://flic.kr/p/N7fDEy) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

You know me so well, mawlgentus!  :cheers:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: firiki on October 13, 2016, 01:48:09 PM
Uh oh, I think we've been here before  :facepalm:
(https://c8.staticflickr.com/6/5495/29666950663_38422b2c33_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn)WP_20161013_003 (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
An awl pointing at an owl...

Sounds familiar... :think:

Totawl Recawll...  >:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 13, 2016, 01:59:08 PM
This is awlmazing! 14 (fawlteen) pages of awl puns with hardly any mention of the original topic! I think I speak for awl contributors so far when I say 'Thunderpants, you're awlright!'  :salute: We sawlute you.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 13, 2016, 02:14:42 PM
Uh oh, I think we've been here before  :facepalm:
(Image removed from quote.)

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Awl%20Out%20Support.jpg)

Owl gets awl out support.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SteveC on October 13, 2016, 02:21:11 PM
You guys are getting awlfully silly  :)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 13, 2016, 02:26:10 PM
J-Lizzle, I'll give you awl the support you need.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8134/29668356774_e618a131e4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE)WP_20161013_007 (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on October 13, 2016, 03:12:10 PM
J-Lizzle, I'll give you awl the support you need.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8134/29668356774_e618a131e4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE)WP_20161013_007 (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Now not only the writing gets me an awlfull headache, but the pictures too...
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on October 13, 2016, 03:19:17 PM
This is awlmazing! 14 (fawlteen) pages of awl puns with hardly any mention of the original topic! I think I speak for awl contributors so far when I say 'Thunderpants, you're awlright!'  :salute: We sawlute you.
No newpage bananawlmandance?


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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: magentus on October 13, 2016, 03:24:04 PM
J-Lizzle, I'll give you awl the support you need.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8134/29668356774_e618a131e4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE)WP_20161013_007 (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Now not only the writing gets me an awlfull headache, but the pictures too...
I can only advise you to stop looking Mechanikawl. Go on, try and look away  :pok:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 13, 2016, 05:33:27 PM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/rb9tmu.jpg)
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on October 13, 2016, 05:49:28 PM
J-Lizzle, I'll give you awl the support you need.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8134/29668356774_e618a131e4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE)WP_20161013_007 (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Now not only the writing gets me an awlfull headache, but the pictures too...
I can only advise you to stop looking Mechanikawl. Go on, try and look away  :pok:
But it's contagious... and incurabawl...
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jalind on October 13, 2016, 06:01:15 PM
J-Lizzle, I'll give you awl the support you need.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8134/29668356774_e618a131e4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE)WP_20161013_007 (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Now not only the writing gets me an awlfull headache, but the pictures too...

There's a smawley for that awlffliction:
 :dwts:

And now arriving from their recent tour of the Minimawlist Chawllenge Thread . . .

 :nanadance: :nanadance:

Along with the Cthawlhu Dancers
( ;;; ) ( ;;; ) ( ;;; )
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 13, 2016, 06:26:43 PM
This is a neverending story...

Listen to the song by Limawl (please note that YouTube spells his name awl wrong):

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geVYIHOat5o
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: AlephZero on October 13, 2016, 08:42:35 PM
J-Lizzle, I'll give you awl the support you need.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8134/29668356774_e618a131e4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE)WP_20161013_007 (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Now not only the writing gets me an awlfull headache, but the pictures too...

There's a smawley for that awlffliction:
 :dwts:

And now arriving from their recent tour of the Minimawlist Chawllenge Thread . . .

 :nanadance: :nanadance:

Along with the Cthawlhu Dancers
( ;;; ) ( ;;; ) ( ;;; )

Dancing to the Call of Cthawlu... I like it
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on October 14, 2016, 01:10:23 AM
Awlephant...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on October 14, 2016, 01:11:02 AM
Wawlrus...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on October 14, 2016, 01:11:53 AM
Tawltle...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SteveC on October 14, 2016, 01:15:10 AM
Rosie playing with her favorite bawll

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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 14, 2016, 05:57:37 AM
King Willem Awlexander of the Netherlands doing his imitation of Louis Awlstrong!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 14, 2016, 07:23:39 AM
King Willem Awlexander of the Netherlands!

Awl hail the King!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 09:51:55 AM
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=289568;image)

:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: zoidberg on October 14, 2016, 10:20:50 AM
Good to see this thread stawll rolling.   :tu:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 10:24:15 AM
I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: zoidberg on October 14, 2016, 10:29:19 AM
I have an enamawl cup.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 10:31:28 AM
I have an enamawl cup.
Good job Zman, good job.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 10:36:27 AM
I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.

And to think I bawlked at first :D

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Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: zoidberg on October 14, 2016, 10:42:57 AM
I have an enamawl cup.
Good job Zman, good job.

Congratawlations accepted, thanks.
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on October 14, 2016, 10:49:06 AM
Some people can awlply for an "awlfull awl" merrit by now.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 10:51:13 AM
I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.

And to think I bawlked at first :D

Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Tawlking to yawlself firiki?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 10:55:53 AM
I have an enamawl cup.
Good job Zman, good job.

Congratawlations accepted, thanks.

We got our toddler an enamawl cup as he refuses to drink out of a bottawl since he was 8 months old.

Bad idea; he dropped it once and the bottom got chipped all the way to the metal core. I kept finding tiny bits for a few days scattered around.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 10:58:53 AM
I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.

And to think I bawlked at first :D

Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Tawlking to yawlself firiki?

Surawly you noticed the quote above my post where I explain how all this started, magentus?
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 11:01:25 AM
Some people can awlply for an "awlfull awl" merrit by now.

I've awlready applied twice, still nothing; tough awldience.  :o
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 11:03:03 AM
I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.

And to think I bawlked at first :D

Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Tawlking to yawlself firiki?

Surawly you noticed the quote above my post where I explain how all this started, magentus?
Awl I see is the word awl now firiki. I see it awl over the place - in the bawlthroom, the telawlvision, I hear it on the rawldio, and the vawlces in my head won't shut up about bloody awls.  :facepalm: SO no, I didn't nawltice yawl expawlnation.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: zoidberg on October 14, 2016, 11:08:31 AM
New page bananawl man dance.     :nanadance:   :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: zoidberg on October 14, 2016, 11:09:09 AM
I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.

And to think I bawlked at first :D

Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Tawlking to yawlself firiki?

Surawly you noticed the quote above my post where I explain how all this started, magentus?
Awl I see is the word awl now firiki. I see it awl over the place - in the bawlthroom, the telawlvision, I hear it on the rawldio, and the vawlces in my head won't shut up about bloody awls.  :facepalm: SO no, I didn't nawltice yawl expawlnation.

Believawlble.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 11:11:26 AM
I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.

And to think I bawlked at first :D

Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Tawlking to yawlself firiki?

Surawly you noticed the quote above my post where I explain how all this started, magentus?
Awl I see is the word awl now firiki. I see it awl over the place - in the bawlthroom, the telawlvision, I hear it on the rawldio, and the vawlces in my head won't shut up about bloody awls.  :facepalm: SO no, I didn't nawltice yawl expawlnation.

Wawlcome to my wawld, magentus...  >:D

Puns till Vawlhala :viking:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 11:25:43 AM
I'm reminded of the Dwawlven Awl song.............

Awltogether now,

AWL AWL AWL AWL AWL AWL AWL AWL - (repeat etawlnaly)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 14, 2016, 12:11:46 PM
All the way from Sweden, ladies and Gentlemen, Benny Andersson on piano....
(http://i66.tinypic.com/rbdys0.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 12:19:27 PM
 :rofl:

And here's the video (awlong with the spelling mistake  ::) ):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyIOl-s7JTU
Title: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: G-Dizzle on October 14, 2016, 01:02:51 PM
Good morning awl.
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Good morning awl.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161014/9eb0ec6d3c78058a3737951446ecde92.png)
Taptawlk?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 01:08:46 PM
Good morning awl.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161014/9eb0ec6d3c78058a3737951446ecde92.png)
Taptawlk?

And prawlific posters  :D
Title: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: G-Dizzle on October 14, 2016, 01:30:18 PM
Good morning awl.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161014/9eb0ec6d3c78058a3737951446ecde92.png)
Taptawlk?

And prawlific posters  :D
Awlarm clocks are overrated. I awlways wake up to the never used an awl thread. ;)
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on October 14, 2016, 01:36:05 PM
The word awl is awl awlver the place... awl day... awl night...awl nihht loong... makes lionawl ritchie's sawng buzz in my head and its kindawl awlnoying


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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 01:40:30 PM
Good morning awl.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161014/9eb0ec6d3c78058a3737951446ecde92.png)
Taptawlk?

And prawlific posters  :D
Awlarm clocks are overrated. I awlways wake up to the never used an awl thread. ;)

Tingawling with excitement?   :angel:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 01:40:59 PM
The word awl is awl awlver the place... awl day... awl night...awl nihht loong... makes lionawl ritchie's sawng buzz in my head and its kindawl awlnoying


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Awlas, it true  :ahhh
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 01:41:43 PM
The word awl is awl awlver the place... awl day... awl night...awl nihht loong... makes lionawl ritchie's sawng buzz in my head and its kindawl awlnoying


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:rofl:

I like 'Y'awl once, twice, three times awl lady, and I luuuuuurve you', by the Commodawls.

Also,
'You Shook me awl night long' AC/DC
'I want to love you awl night long' Rainbow
'Awl day and awl of the night' The Kinks
'I want to rock and roll awl night, (and part of every day)' Kiss
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on October 14, 2016, 01:41:58 PM
The word awl is awl awlver the place... awl day... awl night...awl nihht loong... makes lionawl ritchie's sawng buzz in my head and its kindawl awlnoying


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Awlas, it true  :ahhh
Milli Vawlnilli? :facepalm:


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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on October 14, 2016, 01:44:43 PM
The word awl is awl awlver the place... awl day... awl night...awl nihht loong... makes lionawl ritchie's sawng buzz in my head and its kindawl awlnoying


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:rofl:

I like 'Y'awl once, twice, three times awl lady, and I luuuuuurve you', by the Commodawls.

Also,
'You Shook me awl night long' AC/DC
'I want to you awl night night long' Rainbow
'Awl day and awl of the night' The Kinks
'I want to rock and roll awl night, (and part of every day)' Kiss
Time, i've been passing time wawltching trains gawl by, awl of my life - forgot who sang this Tootsie sawlng


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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on October 14, 2016, 01:48:33 PM
Ahhh nawl i remember, Stephen Bishop... awlrighty... now this sets the mood for a weekend sound trippin


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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 02:00:03 PM
Long Tawl Sally - Little Richard
Cawl Me - Blondie
Ever Fawllen in love (with somone) - The Buzzcocks
Anything by Hawl and Oates
Wonderwawl - Oasis
Waterfawl - Stone Roses
Rocking awl over the world - Status Quo
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 02:04:19 PM
Nothing awlse matters - Metallica
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 02:07:59 PM
Nothing awlse matters - Metallica
Metallicawl surely?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 02:10:23 PM
I used to love her, but it's awl over now - the Rawling Stones
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 02:11:26 PM
Put your head on my shawlder - Pawl Anka
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 02:13:20 PM
Nothing awlse matters - Metallica
Metallicawl surely?

I'd pronounce Metawllica... I think I have a heavy accent after all :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 02:13:49 PM
Cawlifornication -Red Hot Chili Peppers
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: firiki on October 14, 2016, 02:14:36 PM
Ahhh nawl i remember, Stephen Bishop... awlrighty... now this sets the mood for a weekend sound trippin


Feelin' nostawlgic?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 02:16:17 PM
Cawl of the Wild - Deep Purpawl
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 14, 2016, 02:18:07 PM
Put your head on my shawlder - Pawl Anka

There's a name you don't want to say too quickly.
Especially to his face.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 14, 2016, 02:19:56 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 14, 2016, 06:25:41 PM
Butterfly Bawl (Love is Awl) -- Roger Glover
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on October 14, 2016, 06:29:28 PM
Every Breath Yawl Take - The Pawlice

Nawlvember Rain - GNR

Crawling - Linkin Park


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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on October 14, 2016, 06:35:55 PM
Ahhh nawl i remember, Stephen Bishop... awlrighty... now this sets the mood for a weekend sound trippin


Feelin' nostawlgic?
Aaaawl, you got me there


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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on October 15, 2016, 01:09:31 AM
Why is this thread still going?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 15, 2016, 01:18:50 AM
I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.

And to think I bawlked at first :D

Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Tawlking to yawlself firiki?

Surawly you noticed the quote above my post where I explain how all this started, magentus?
Awl I see is the word awl now firiki. I see it awl over the place - in the bawlthroom, the telawlvision, I hear it on the rawldio, and the vawlces in my head won't shut up about bloody awls.  :facepalm: SO no, I didn't nawltice yawl expawlnation.

Believawlble.

So I said to the SAK salesmam, it's awl about you isn't it!?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on October 15, 2016, 05:47:45 PM
Why is this thread still going?

LAWL!

You know that guy's hair breaks quite a few laws of physics?


:facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 15, 2016, 07:56:05 PM
What? No nawl page Bawlnawlnawl dance?
:nanadance: :nanadance: :bud: :bud:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: SteveC on October 15, 2016, 11:09:09 PM
Y'awl come back now  :pok:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 16, 2016, 02:52:10 AM
Y'awl come back now  :pok:

You can be certain of that!
The "Never used an awl" club is awl inclusive!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 16, 2016, 04:07:55 PM
Interested Cattawl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5730/30244393952_c7cbe7a409_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9)WP_20161016_003 (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 16, 2016, 05:14:47 PM
Interested Cattawl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5730/30244393952_c7cbe7a409_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9)WP_20161016_003 (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

How's the cow?
She wawlks, she tawlks, she's full of chawlk. The lactawl fluid extrawlcted from the femawle of the bovine species is hawlly prawlific to the nth degree!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 17, 2016, 02:15:43 AM
Interested Cattawl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5730/30244393952_c7cbe7a409_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9)WP_20161016_003 (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

How's the cow?
She wawlks, she tawlks, she's full of chawlk. The lactawl fluid extrawlcted from the femawle of the bovine species is hawlly prawlific to the nth degree!
We used to end that with a Sir!  :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 17, 2016, 02:19:46 AM
Y'awl come back now  :pok:

You can be certain of that!
The "Never used an awl" club is awl inclusive!
Awlbany, NY
Awlbert Hall
Awl around town
Awl I can say is....
White awl cigars
Good night awl !
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 17, 2016, 04:20:59 AM
Interested Cattawl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5730/30244393952_c7cbe7a409_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9)WP_20161016_003 (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

How's the cow?
She wawlks, she tawlks, she's full of chawlk. The lactawl fluid extrawlcted from the femawle of the bovine species is hawlly prawlific to the nth degree!
We used to end that with a Sir!  :salute:

 :D I knew someone on the forum would recognize it (one of those things awl of us never forget, awlong with the Generawl Orders)!

 :salute:
John
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 17, 2016, 02:15:14 PM
Why is this thread still going?

Awltra-Plinian vawlcanic eruptions releasing puns in the thread's atmawlsphere :drink:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 17, 2016, 08:52:07 PM
The Awlox discovering their awl-powerful awls was bound to happen sooner or later. This just in from a witness who quickly grabbed a cell phone shot before fleeing the scene:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Awlox%20Gang%2001.jpg)

It was the Awlox Gang in the process of mugging a poor Rambler defenseless against their mighty awls. What were they awl after? That which they were born without and still don't have: toothpicks and tweezers. It was reported later that the Rambler suffered only light scratches and abrasions to its scales without serious harm. The Rambler's friends and family state it has since lost some of the spring in its scissors and may never recover that. It will take some time to replace the toothpick and tweezers. The authorities are scouring the local pawn shops, Craig's List and similar places where stolen goods might appear for the rambler's toothpick and tweezers.

John
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on October 17, 2016, 09:03:34 PM
The Awlox discovering their awl-powerful awls was bound to happen sooner or later. This just in from a witness who quickly grabbed a cell phone shot before fleeing the scene:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Awlox%20Gang%2001.jpg)

It was the Awlox Gang in the process of mugging a poor Rambler defenseless against their mighty awls. What were they awl after? That which they were born without and still don't have: toothpicks and tweezers. It was reported later that the Rambler suffered only light scratches and abrasions to its scales without serious harm. The Rambler's friends and family state it has since lost some of the spring in its scissors and may never recover that. It will take some time to replace the toothpick and tweezers. The authorities are scouring the local pawn shops, Craig's List and similar places where stolen goods might appear for the rambler's toothpick and tweezers.

John
Option a) you've got to much time.
Option b) you're using stuff
Option c) both a and b.
Option d) you've got to much time.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 17, 2016, 10:19:13 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: G-Dizzle on October 17, 2016, 10:36:28 PM
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Awlnalwd Schartsninawlder :drink:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: G-Dizzle on October 17, 2016, 10:39:18 PM
(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Signs/lol-0027.gif)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 17, 2016, 11:02:58 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 17, 2016, 11:08:24 PM
Thanks for giving me nightmares!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 18, 2016, 03:13:50 AM
The Awlox discovering their awl-powerful awls was bound to happen sooner or later. This just in from a witness who quickly grabbed a cell phone shot before fleeing the scene:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Awlox%20Gang%2001.jpg)

It was the Awlox Gang in the process of mugging a poor Rambler defenseless against their mighty awls. What were they awl after? That which they were born without and still don't have: toothpicks and tweezers. It was reported later that the Rambler suffered only light scratches and abrasions to its scales without serious harm. The Rambler's friends and family state it has since lost some of the spring in its scissors and may never recover that. It will take some time to replace the toothpick and tweezers. The authorities are scouring the local pawn shops, Craig's List and similar places where stolen goods might appear for the rambler's toothpick and tweezers.

John
Have them call out awl of their investigators.
(Option D for me too....)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 18, 2016, 03:18:25 AM
The Awlox discovering their awl-powerful awls was bound to happen sooner or later. This just in from a witness who quickly grabbed a cell phone shot before fleeing the scene:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Awlox%20Gang%2001.jpg)

It was the Awlox Gang in the process of mugging a poor Rambler defenseless against their mighty awls. What were they awl after? That which they were born without and still don't have: toothpicks and tweezers. It was reported later that the Rambler suffered only light scratches and abrasions to its scales without serious harm. The Rambler's friends and family state it has since lost some of the spring in its scissors and may never recover that. It will take some time to replace the toothpick and tweezers. The authorities are scouring the local pawn shops, Craig's List and similar places where stolen goods might appear for the rambler's toothpick and tweezers.

John
Have them call out awl of their investigators.
(Option D for me too....)

An awl points bulletin is out for their awlprehension with a speciawl note they're to be considered awl'ed and dangerous. The dragnet is out to hawl them awl in as quickly as possibawl. In the meantime, they've rounded up awl the usuawl suspects for interrawlgation.

John
(With awl the news that print to fit!)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 18, 2016, 08:03:32 AM
Coming soon to a theater near you!

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Bruce%20Awlmighty%20c.jpg)

Saw this poster for it late yesterday!

John
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on October 18, 2016, 08:33:02 AM
Awlrighty then...


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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 18, 2016, 09:34:58 AM
(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Signs/lol-0027.gif)

"Shouldn't that be Philadawlphia? :think: " Adawlf wondered 

(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=289991;image)

:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 18, 2016, 11:07:39 AM
Medical Bill using an awl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5696/30366778576_ddc79a97d7_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/NgpFiS)WP_20161018_011 (https://flic.kr/p/NgpFiS) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 18, 2016, 02:40:04 PM
Gives me a great idea for a TV show...

(http://i66.tinypic.com/t6ugeu.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 18, 2016, 02:47:30 PM
 :rofl:
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5485/30405857985_9c25301be0_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/NjRYfM)WP_20161018_012 (https://flic.kr/p/NjRYfM) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 18, 2016, 03:13:36 PM
:rofl:
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5485/30405857985_9c25301be0_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/NjRYfM)WP_20161018_012 (https://flic.kr/p/NjRYfM) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

Better not push it, magentus, or else Thunderpants might well turn into a new

(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=290018;image)

Hannibawl Lecter
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 18, 2016, 03:37:14 PM
An awl up the nostrawl of Hannibawl.
(https://c6.staticflickr.com/6/5608/29774966653_f2eef34189_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Mn7uf2)WP_20161018_077 (https://flic.kr/p/Mn7uf2) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 18, 2016, 10:54:17 PM
In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Better%20Cawl%20Sawl%20d.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 18, 2016, 10:58:01 PM
In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Better%20Cawl%20Sawl%20d.jpg)

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Better%20Cawl%20Sawl%20awl%201024.jpg)

To hawlp the Scawles of Justice awlong a bit
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Poncho65 on October 18, 2016, 11:08:49 PM
Awl these awful puns about awls I thought would surely have come to a hawlt by now :facepalm:

 :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Poncho65 on October 18, 2016, 11:09:20 PM
New page banana man dance

:nanadance:      :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 18, 2016, 11:23:28 PM
In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!

Ha ha! That reminds me to watch this show sometime. Breaking Bad was awlsome....
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on October 19, 2016, 03:41:20 AM
New page banana man dance

:nanadance:      :nanadance:
He's baaaaack!!!


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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 19, 2016, 07:27:53 AM
In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!

Ha ha! That reminds me to watch this show sometime. Breaking Bad was awlsome....
Wife and I ran onto Cranston checking out and area here for a project- nice guy!
Didnt mention we never saw Breaking Bad !   Lol
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 19, 2016, 08:11:45 AM
In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!

Ha ha! That reminds me to watch this show sometime. Breaking Bad was awlsome....
Wife and I ran onto Cranston checking out and area here for a project- nice guy!
Didnt mention we never saw Breaking Bad !   Lol
Bryan Cranston is one of the actors who doesn't get as much recognition as he deserves. He's played many supporting cinema and TV roles quite well for over 30 years. Cranston showed his skill as a supporting actor in the "Malcolm in the Middle" TV series. He finally had his opportunity to demonstrate his depth with the leading role in "Breaking Bad." Trumbo got him an Academy nomination. If you've never seen Breaking Bad, give it a shot! A phenomenal series with great depth to its story and its characters. They knew when to quit and how to very successfully end a TV series giving complete closure to the story arc. It is filled with Karmic Justice and small production design details are priceless (if you notice them).

John
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 19, 2016, 08:39:09 AM
In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!

Ha ha! That reminds me to watch this show sometime. Breaking Bad was awlsome....
Wife and I ran onto Cranston checking out and area here for a project- nice guy!
Didnt mention we never saw Breaking Bad !   Lol
Bryan Cranston is one of the actors who doesn't get as much recognition as he deserves. He's played many supporting cinema and TV roles quite well for over 30 years. Cranston showed his skill as a supporting actor in the "Malcolm in the Middle" TV series. He finally had his opportunity to demonstrate his depth with the leading role in "Breaking Bad." Trumbo got him an Academy nomination. If you've never seen Breaking Bad, give it a shot! A phenomenal series with great depth to its story and its characters. They knew when to quit and how to very successfully end a TV series giving complete closure to the story arc. It is filled with Karmic Justice and small production design details are priceless (if you notice them).

John
Thanks John - 2 young actor friends of ours think he's the best!!
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on October 19, 2016, 01:08:58 PM
In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Better%20Cawl%20Sawl%20d.jpg)

:rofl:

Attorney at awl... brilliant!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 20, 2016, 09:24:53 AM
No more lawly puns from firiki, promise :angel:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 20, 2016, 11:09:58 AM
Sometimes you need more Bronson....
(http://i65.tinypic.com/dvlrg1.jpg)
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on October 20, 2016, 12:26:46 PM
Did somebody say awl?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 20, 2016, 12:39:55 PM
I wonder what Inspector Cawllaghan has to say about all this...

(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=290197;image)

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 20, 2016, 02:10:54 PM
The Awl on Medicawl Bill's modded Woodsman is miniscuawl:
(https://c3.staticflickr.com/6/5482/30410547226_2dffd4e84c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL)WP_20161020_004 (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 20, 2016, 02:54:31 PM
The Awl on Medicawl Bill's modded Woodsman is miniscuawl:
(https://c3.staticflickr.com/6/5482/30410547226_2dffd4e84c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL)WP_20161020_004 (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

but also miracuawlous.  :climber:

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 21, 2016, 02:20:40 AM
The Awl on Medicawl Bill's modded Woodsman is miniscuawl:
(https://c3.staticflickr.com/6/5482/30410547226_2dffd4e84c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL)WP_20161020_004 (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

but also miracuawlous.  :climber:
Awl these puns are put of control!  :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 21, 2016, 06:47:13 AM
The Awl on Medicawl Bill's modded Woodsman is miniscuawl:
(https://c3.staticflickr.com/6/5482/30410547226_2dffd4e84c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL)WP_20161020_004 (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

but also miracuawlous.  :climber:
Awl these puns are put of control!  :whistle:

I awlgree, totawlly out of contrawl!!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Huntsman on October 21, 2016, 08:29:42 AM
I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.

Just correcting your spelling mistake Mags - I think that is spelt eternawly

Is anybody tawlking about the original topic - I have not been fawllowing this thread after page two.

But how can you not use an awl - One of my best tools on a SAK - Mainly for pilot holes for drilling - And it's also a great wee scraper

- That's awl I have to say. G'day awl
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 21, 2016, 11:08:13 AM
I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.

Just correcting your spelling mistake Mags - I think that is spelt eternawly

Is anybody tawlking about the original topic - I have not been fawllowing this thread after page two.

But how can you not use an awl - One of my best tools on a SAK - Mainly for pilot holes for drilling - And it's also a great wee scraper

- That's awl I have to say. G'day awl

:D :D

You really should, though, 'cause, umm, uh, #YAWLO, you know? :pok:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 22, 2016, 01:12:41 PM
Without my daily pun I feel hawllow  :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 22, 2016, 01:43:27 PM
Without my daily pun I feel hawllow  :whistle:
:popcorn:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 22, 2016, 02:09:38 PM
Without my daily pun I feel hawllow  :whistle:
:popcorn:

Yes, the struggawl is reawl  :ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 22, 2016, 02:18:26 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 22, 2016, 02:35:19 PM
Hahah!

Perfect Xmas present!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 22, 2016, 09:08:42 PM
Without my daily pun I feel hawllow  :whistle:
:popcorn:

Yes, the struggawl is reawl  :ahhh

'Tis the universawl quest by awl for Nirvanawl.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on October 22, 2016, 09:15:20 PM
.

Aw'l buy this!  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on October 23, 2016, 04:43:06 AM
 :ahhh
.

Aw'l buy this!  :D

You're awl nuts!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 23, 2016, 09:03:26 AM
:ahhh
.

Aw'l buy this!  :D

You're awl nuts!

Not me, I'm an awlmond :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 23, 2016, 09:10:06 AM
Without my daily pun I feel hawllow  :whistle:
:popcorn:

Yes, the struggawl is reawl  :ahhh

'Tis the universawl quest by awl for Nirvanawl.

The band from Seattawl?

:facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 24, 2016, 02:56:05 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 24, 2016, 03:01:32 PM
New dance banana page man :think:

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 24, 2016, 03:05:05 PM
It's about time we had a revawlution firiki! You of all people should know that!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 24, 2016, 03:17:44 PM
Because of my empty wawllet? :think: I don't believe in viawlent status quo changes but in people changing their mentawlity :)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 24, 2016, 03:21:01 PM
Because of my empty wawllet? :think: I don't believe in viawlent status quo changes but in people changing their mentawlity :)
No, nothing to do with wawllets, it's about time we progressed to the next stage of evawlution - money won't even factor in that. It would be good if we could acheive as a race but maybe some aren't ready for it yet.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 24, 2016, 03:39:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGjWQwGj7ew

H.F. Thiefaine - Awlligators 427

Show content
Je sais que, désormais, vivre est un calembour.
La mort est devenue un état permanent.
Le monde est aux fantômes, aux hyènes et aux vautours.
Moi je vous dis: "bravo" et "vive la mort!"
Je vous attends...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 24, 2016, 03:59:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGjWQwGj7ew

H.F. Thiefaine - Awlligators 427

Show content
Je sais que, désormais, vivre est un calembour.
La mort est devenue un état permanent.
Le monde est aux fantômes, aux hyènes et aux vautours.
Moi je vous dis: "bravo" et "vive la mort!"
Je vous attends...
Very enjoyable firiki  :salute: I saw you posted that somewhere else too recently. Is it a favourite of yours. I shall have to investigate his music further.

In return for those excellent lyrics I offer you: 'They offered you a choice between the death of your principles and the death of your body. You said you'd rather die. You faced the fear of your own death, and you were calm and still.'
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 24, 2016, 07:21:48 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jerseydevil on October 24, 2016, 07:53:19 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.

(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg.html)

::)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 24, 2016, 07:57:41 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.

(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg.html)

::)

I don't want to appear pedantic JD but you've spelt Awlright incorrectly (in this thread).
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Poncho65 on October 24, 2016, 07:59:15 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.

(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg.html)

::)

I don't want to appear pedantic JD but you've spelt Awlright incorrectly (in this thread).

 :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jerseydevil on October 24, 2016, 08:31:52 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.

(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg.html)

::)

I don't want to appear pedantic JD but you've spelt Awlright incorrectly (in this thread).

 :rofl:

 :rofl:  :rofl:

I didn't even notice that......

Do we have an "I blame Graham Chapman" smiley? :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 24, 2016, 09:18:08 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.

(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg.html)

 ::)

I don't want to appear pedantic JD but you've spelt Awlright incorrectly (in this thread).

 :rofl:

 :rofl: :rofl:

I didn't even notice that......

Do we have an "I blame Graham Chapman" smiley? :think:

I fixed it!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jerseydevil on October 24, 2016, 09:28:51 PM
:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Poncho65 on October 24, 2016, 10:39:30 PM
:clap:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on October 25, 2016, 09:46:45 AM
 :rofl:



 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 25, 2016, 10:12:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGjWQwGj7ew

H.F. Thiefaine - Awlligators 427

Show content
Je sais que, désormais, vivre est un calembour.
La mort est devenue un état permanent.
Le monde est aux fantômes, aux hyènes et aux vautours.
Moi je vous dis: "bravo" et "vive la mort!"
Je vous attends...
Very enjoyable firiki  :salute: I saw you posted that somewhere else too recently. Is it a favourite of yours. I shall have to investigate his music further.

In return for those excellent lyrics I offer you: 'They offered you a choice between the death of your principles and the death of your body. You said you'd rather die. You faced the fear of your own death, and you were calm and still.'

I believe that was 'Maison Borniawl', another favourite of mine  :tu:

HFT is sublime; he makes good music that has evolved through the years but his strong point has always been his astounding lyrics: unexpected, dark, humorous, oftentimes seemingly nonsensical, tender, dark. Truly a great songwriter and, I dare say, a poet. The trouble is you have to be able to catch his drift, which isn't always easy even for native French speakers.

My wife and friends call him 'the crazy French guy' :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 25, 2016, 10:17:34 AM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.

I don't know what would be worse: casuawlties from said revawlt or the turmoil such a cawlamity would create...  :-\
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 26, 2016, 10:00:58 AM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.

I don't know what would be worse: casuawlties from said revawlt or the turmoil such a cawlamity would create...  :-\

The tidawl wave would be cawlossal! *shudders*
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 26, 2016, 08:57:47 PM
Best Victorinox ever.
You know what's so good about it?
No awl.
(http://i.imgur.com/8DTh6pK.jpg)

It's so good, children sing about it at Christmas.


(http://i.imgur.com/5mXXutI.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 26, 2016, 08:59:49 PM
Aw, Christmas Carawls :dd:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 26, 2016, 09:02:04 PM
Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...

And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.

I don't know what would be worse: casuawlties from said revawlt or the turmoil such a cawlamity would create...  :-\

The tidawl wave would be cawlossal! *shudders*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfVcvyxLj-s
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 26, 2016, 09:06:23 PM
The Swiss Awlmy Knights.Banner

Repeat after me: I, <fill in your name here>, being of <fill in> body and <fill in> mind, beseech the powers that be to promote me into the ranks of The Swiss Awlmy Knights, because I swear I've never used an awl in my life, and never will and let them rust in peace.
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on October 26, 2016, 09:50:27 PM
At what point did these awl puns began??
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Ron Who on October 26, 2016, 10:00:17 PM
At what point did these awl puns began??
Bannered Mechanikawl the Awlmighty.
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jalind on October 26, 2016, 10:13:35 PM
At what point did these awl puns began??

 :kirky:


As awlways, he's the source of it awl!
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Ron Who on October 26, 2016, 10:25:00 PM
At what point did these awl puns began??

 :kirky:


As awlways, he's the source of it awl!
Bannered Awlsome John.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 27, 2016, 01:52:30 AM
The Travawling Wawlburys were awlhead of their time . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVjToYOjbM

It's awl right, doesn't matter what it is!!

John
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 27, 2016, 02:05:56 AM
Hey I bought the Travelling Wilbury's album when it came out!
Sad when Roy Awlbison died.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 27, 2016, 02:11:34 AM
Hey I bought the Travelling Wilbury's album when it came out!
Sad when Roy Awlbison died.
Very sad . . . he had an unparalleled vocal range. If you watch the video you'll see their homage and tribute to him.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 27, 2016, 03:29:42 PM
firiki has asked me to fill in for him while he's indisposed, so here goes:

Awl in Awl it's been an awlright week for puns, but let's awl see if we can pull awl the stops out to send the pun rate to astrawlnomicawl heights next week. This is a cawl to arms, a globawl shout for awlmies of punners to crawl out from the woodwork and eulawlgise and wax lyricawl about this most majesticawl of SAK implawlments, the humbawl awl.

See Y'awl later  :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on October 27, 2016, 08:52:37 PM
firiki has asked me to fill in for him while he's indisposed, so here goes:

Awl in Awl it's been an awlright week for puns, but let's awl see if we can pull awl the stops out to send the pun rate to astrawlnomicawl heights next week. This is a cawl to arms, a globawl shout for awlmies of punners to crawl out from the woodwork and eulawlgise and wax lyricawl about this most majesticawl of SAK implawlments, the humbawl awl.

See Y'awl later  :salute:

Tell firiki everything will be awlright. We shawl answer the cawl and give it our awl!
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on October 27, 2016, 11:37:39 PM
At what point did these awl puns began??

Awlmost immediately  :ahhh
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: TonySal on October 28, 2016, 03:08:25 AM
At what point did these awl puns began??

Awlmost immediately  :ahhh

Good night awl......  ;)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 28, 2016, 05:10:26 PM
Sorry to drag politics into this, but I gotta get this off my chest:

(http://i.imgur.com/Fnx0FhJ.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 28, 2016, 05:22:31 PM
 :rofl: Hawlarious T-Pants!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Spork, Lord of Lime Jello! on October 28, 2016, 06:16:04 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on October 28, 2016, 09:29:07 PM

 :cheers:  :like:  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 31, 2016, 09:44:41 AM
firiki has asked me to fill in for him while he's indisposed, so here goes:
...

Thanks magentus :salute:

Boy, this thread deserves an aureawl, as it keeps coming back from the dead  :angel:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 31, 2016, 10:01:40 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9iI26Me.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 31, 2016, 10:31:25 AM
Nice one TP  :salute:
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on October 31, 2016, 10:55:48 AM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161031/0fb91e600aae8278a07c566f9fe40dc5.jpg)


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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on October 31, 2016, 11:00:59 AM
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=291622;image)

they awl approve of this thread  :tu:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on October 31, 2016, 11:12:48 AM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161031/e8b6c2c0f87b0c726d4a325a9f491896.jpg)


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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on October 31, 2016, 11:22:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/v0Yzfhs.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on October 31, 2016, 11:25:41 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/1d9whp.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/1d9whp)via Imgflip Meme Generator (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on October 31, 2016, 12:21:10 PM
Dang, you guys are on the rawl!  :salute:




:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 01, 2016, 12:59:29 AM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Hawlloween%20Poster.jpg)

Beware the Evawl of Michawl Myers!

Directed by John Cawlpenter
Starring Jawlmie Lee Curtis, Donawld Pleasance, P.J. Sawles, and Nawlcy Lawlmis.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 01, 2016, 07:38:11 AM
Phew! I'm glad someone remembered Hawlloween! That would have bugged me all year if we'd forgotten that awl-tastic pun!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 01, 2016, 09:23:54 AM
Phew! I'm glad someone remembered Hawlloween! That would have bugged me all year if we'd forgotten that awl-tastic pun!

*cough, cough*... :


Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?


::)

Awlfraid so!

Yup, not awlowed to just quit... :viking:

Not before Hawlloween night...  :twak:

Surawly, fawling fawliage induced mawlanchawly must be blocking your recawllection  ;)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 02, 2016, 11:02:23 AM
Let's mawlest people with yet another pun...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 02, 2016, 11:58:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dXFNjUm.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 02, 2016, 12:05:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dXFNjUm.jpg)
:rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 02, 2016, 12:32:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9djht7K.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 02, 2016, 01:08:53 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9djht7K.jpg)
Bravo  :clap:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 02, 2016, 01:17:21 PM
I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:

I think I'll make a rather lengthy monawlogue, complete with prawlogue and epilogue where I'll tackawl this matter in depth.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 02, 2016, 04:54:50 PM
I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:

It awlready happened.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Padre on November 02, 2016, 05:23:16 PM
I heard that if you leave a tooth under your pillow,next morning there might be an awl there, be careful guys! They are usually sharp (depending from what tool it belongs to).
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 02, 2016, 05:55:06 PM
I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:

I think I'll make a rather lengthy monawlogue, complete with prawlogue and epilogue where I'll tackawl this matter in depth.

I awlready have a monawlgraph halwve awlthored, scrawling it out as time awllows.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 03, 2016, 05:58:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oA9Gfts.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 03, 2016, 09:51:16 PM
I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:

I think I'll make a rather lengthy monawlogue, complete with prawlogue and epilogue where I'll tackawl this matter in depth.

I awlready have a monawlgraph halwve awlthored, scrawling it out as time awllows.

Scribbawl away, sir. I'd be very interested to read it.

Mine will be more of the theatricawl kind. I find going for a strawll usuawlly helps me find inspiration, BTW.  :drink:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 04, 2016, 12:42:14 AM
I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:

I think I'll make a rather lengthy monawlogue, complete with prawlogue and epilogue where I'll tackawl this matter in depth.

I awlready have a monawlgraph halwve awlthored, scrawling it out as time awllows.

Scribbawl away, sir. I'd be very interested to read it.

Mine will be more of the theatricawl kind. I find going for a strawll usuawlly helps me find inspiration, BTW.  :drink:

Currently awlfflicted with awlthors block!  :ahhh
Awl I can do for now . . .  :drink:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 04, 2016, 10:07:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/q7slM22.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 04, 2016, 03:50:51 PM
Very nice classic! With variorum notes!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 04, 2016, 07:07:00 PM
Awlter Ego, awlvawlable now on your mobawl app site . . .
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 05, 2016, 01:25:22 AM
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5697/30481332800_513d3efae7_o.jpg)

https://youtu.be/GI46_zBGv1A
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 05, 2016, 02:31:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SW9NZi9.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 05, 2016, 02:48:28 PM
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5696/30703527121_b534c35b94_o.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: ColoSwiss on November 06, 2016, 01:16:55 AM
"Awl be seeing you in awl the old familiar places…"    :drink:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 06, 2016, 09:03:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SW9NZi9.jpg)

We have a winner!

 :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 06, 2016, 09:10:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SW9NZi9.jpg)

We have a winner!

 :cheers:
Cheers !
(If only there was a badge for terrible puns...)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 06, 2016, 09:16:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SW9NZi9.jpg)

We have a winner!

 :cheers:
Cheers !
(If only there was a badge for terrible puns...)
Nothing terrible about it! 'In Space no one can hear you ream' is glorious T-Pants!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: twiliter on November 06, 2016, 09:33:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SW9NZi9.jpg)

We have a winner!

 :cheers:
Cheers !
(If only there was a badge for terrible puns...)
Nothing terrible about it! 'In Space no one can hear you ream' is glorious T-Pants!

+1  :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on November 09, 2016, 03:30:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SW9NZi9.jpg)

We have a winner!

 :cheers:
Cheers !
(If only there was a badge for terrible puns...)
Nothing terrible about it! 'In Space no one can hear you ream' is glorious T-Pants!

+1  :rofl:

Can we stop awl of this ! It's  getting awl crazy...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: BleaKrytE on November 09, 2016, 08:20:47 PM
does purposelessly punching random useless holes on your notebook's cover out of boredom count as using a awl?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Aloha on November 09, 2016, 09:24:16 PM
I dont use the awl for hole drilling or even punching holes in material tho both could easily be accomplished with the awl.  I use mine as a scraper, poke, pry, scratch, striker of ferro rod, and general purpose tool saving my knife tip. 
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 10, 2016, 09:18:52 AM
I dont use the awl for hole drilling or even punching holes in material tho both could easily be accomplished with the awl.  I use mine as a scraper, poke, pry, scratch, striker of ferro rod, and general purpose tool saving my knife tip.

It's an awl purpose tool saving the knife tip!  ;)

John
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 10, 2016, 09:30:43 AM
I dont use the awl for hole drilling or even punching holes in material tho both could easily be accomplished with the awl.  I use mine as a scraper, poke, pry, scratch, striker of ferro rod, and general purpose tool saving my knife tip.

It's an awl purpose tool saving the knife tip!  ;)

John

A noble cause, that, keeping one from sawlying one's knife tip  :salute:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on November 11, 2016, 02:43:10 PM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161111/635776c985d4237e1107e835a3cf5a52.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 11, 2016, 03:09:18 PM
1977 - what a great year...
(http://i.imgur.com/Xaa8ToR.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on November 12, 2016, 06:13:01 AM
1977 - what a great year...
(http://i.imgur.com/Xaa8ToR.jpg)

:rofl:

You, sir, win awl the internets!

Well played, T-Pants, well played :cheers:

 :like:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 12, 2016, 03:32:11 PM
.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 12, 2016, 03:49:34 PM
.

Fantastic work - awl of you!  :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 12, 2016, 06:09:33 PM
... 'In Space no one can hear you ream' is glorious T-Pants!
I agree. Gonna be an awl time favorite.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on November 12, 2016, 06:10:22 PM
.

 :2tu:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 12, 2016, 06:43:18 PM
(https://c5.staticflickr.com/6/5325/22760469268_7d5fc0b03e_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/AFgmxW)WP_20161112_024 (https://flic.kr/p/AFgmxW) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 12, 2016, 06:51:10 PM
Scratching his haemorrhoids?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 12, 2016, 09:03:46 PM
Scratching his haemorrhoids?

If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 12, 2016, 09:30:44 PM
Scratching his haemorrhoids?

If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...

Yes, it would have been totawlly different!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 12, 2016, 09:36:15 PM
Scratching his haemorrhoids?

If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...

Yes, it would have been totawlly different!
ABBA wouldn't have won the Eurovision Song Contest.  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 12, 2016, 10:20:18 PM
Scratching his haemorrhoids?

If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...

Yes, it would have been totawlly different!
ABBA wouldn't have won the Eurovision Song Contest.  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

Awl! The humawlnity!!

(https://c5.staticflickr.com/6/5705/30825965412_94e1121321_c.jpg)

How dreadfawlly awlful.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on November 14, 2016, 01:35:19 AM
Scratching his haemorrhoids?

If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...

Yes, it would have been totawlly different!
ABBA wouldn't have won the Eurovision Song Contest.  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

Awl! The humawlnity!!

(https://c5.staticflickr.com/6/5705/30825965412_94e1121321_c.jpg)

How dreadfawlly awlful.

What's awl the fuss about?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 14, 2016, 01:44:29 AM
Scratching his haemorrhoids?

If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...

Yes, it would have been totawlly different!
ABBA wouldn't have won the Eurovision Song Contest.  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

Awl! The humawlnity!!

(https://c5.staticflickr.com/6/5705/30825965412_94e1121321_c.jpg)

How dreadfawlly awlful.



What's awl the fuss about?

Just the thought that AwlBBA would not have won the Eurovision Song Contest!

John
(who is one of those that knows ABBA's discography and immediately recognized the "Waterloo" connection)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 14, 2016, 01:52:11 AM
Let me help you out Mags . . . looks like she could move in a little closer to him too!

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Discontinued%20Challenge/Day%2019%20Wenger%2093mm%2004%20Model%201961%20Standard%20Issue%2003.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 14, 2016, 09:33:35 AM
Well, I'm glad someone found a use for the mighty Awl!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on November 14, 2016, 11:29:03 AM
Pic of an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.  :whistle:

(http://i66.tinypic.com/rl9i5j.jpg)

Edit: Photo trouble, fixed. Awl of you move along now and take photos

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 14, 2016, 11:46:02 AM
Scratching his haemorrhoids?

If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...

Yes, it would have been totawlly different!

He would have been Napawleon then  :whistle:  :facepalm:

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and maybe naming one's pig Napoleon wouldn't be against French law as it is today :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 11:52:32 AM
Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum. 
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5597/30675601800_8f3212e3ff_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/NJGtGd)WP_20161114_001 (https://flic.kr/p/NJGtGd) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 14, 2016, 12:04:27 PM
They're going to use this thread to motivate the workers at the Victorinox factory, I just know it.

"Ladies, it's November and dark outside. You might feel your life is trickling away, hour by hour, putting awls on Spartans. But remember! That little awl might one day go on to great things. It could end up on Multitool.org, pointing at another awl which is pointing at Woody Allen's ass. And when you see that picture, your hearts will fill with pride, and you will know that all your labours have not been in vain..."
 
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on November 14, 2016, 12:05:46 PM
Pic of a SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.

(http://i65.tinypic.com/wbw3uh.jpg)

Hehe Thunder  :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 12:16:51 PM
They're going to use this thread to motivate the workers at the Victorinox factory, I just know it.

"Ladies, it's November and dark outside. You might feel your life is trickling away, hour by hour, putting awls on Spartans. But remember! That little awl might one day go on to great things. It could end up on Multitool.org, pointing at another awl which is pointing at Woody Allen's ass. And when you see that picture, your hearts will fill with pride, and you will know that all your labours have not been in vain..."
 
:rofl:

If voodoo is in any way real, then I would not like to be Woody Allens bum right now.
Pic of an Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/6/5468/30860797262_9e2c0d0d2b_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/P24DRq)WP_20161114_002 (https://flic.kr/p/P24DRq) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 14, 2016, 12:19:43 PM
Pic of a SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.

(http://i65.tinypic.com/wbw3uh.jpg)

Hehe Thunder  :rofl:

Where did you get that, Pablo? It looks very much like Athena's owl (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owl_of_Athena), a symbawl of kwawledge and wisdom.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on November 14, 2016, 12:32:59 PM
No idea, it was a little trinket laying around that I put on my sak.  :shrug:
I do awlfully like it. :)


Pic of an Awl pointing at a Pikachu Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(http://i63.tinypic.com/ojjm8.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 12:39:28 PM
Pic of one awl pointing at an owl, while another points at a nail, on a hand holding an Awl pointing at a Pikachu Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(https://c6.staticflickr.com/6/5655/30889358541_57f18ba9bf_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/P4A38g)WP_20161114_003 (https://flic.kr/p/P4A38g) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 14, 2016, 12:44:10 PM
No idea, it was a little trinket laying around that I put on my sak.  :shrug:
I do awlfully like it. :)


Pic of an Awl pointing at a Pikachu Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(http://i63.tinypic.com/ojjm8.jpg)

I agree it's a nice little thing :)

These awl pics is how this pun thing begun... I can see many people, even the most vawliant, needing Vawlium if the pun flood comes back  :ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 12:48:00 PM
Nearly 650 posts so far.  :facepalm: If this thread doesn't end in at least one of us rocking in a corner somewhere then I'm sending Greenwood to Harley. And you can take that to the bank!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 14, 2016, 12:51:48 PM
Nearly 650 posts so far.  :facepalm: If this thread doesn't end in at least one of us rocking in a corner somewhere then I'm sending Greenwood to Harley. And you can take that to the bank!

Wait till we reach post #666...  :pok: Hawley will be thrilled, I'm sure  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 01:00:11 PM
Nearly 650 posts so far.  :facepalm: If this thread doesn't end in at least one of us rocking in a corner somewhere then I'm sending Greenwood to Harley. And you can take that to the bank!

Wait till we reach post #666...  :pok: Hawley will be thrilled, I'm sure  :D
Gulp! Will post #666 kick off the babalon working? Calling Dr Dee!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 14, 2016, 01:10:01 PM
Nearly 650 posts so far.  :facepalm: If this thread doesn't end in at least one of us rocking in a corner somewhere then I'm sending Greenwood to Harley. And you can take that to the bank!

Wait till we reach post #666...  :pok: Hawley will be thrilled, I'm sure  :D
Gulp! Will post #666 kick off the babalon working? Calling Dr Dee!

Start hawllucinating, magentus, this way you'll be better prepared than most people :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 14, 2016, 01:18:06 PM
No idea, it was a little trinket laying around that I put on my sak.  :shrug:
I do awlfully like it. :)


Pic of an Awl pointing at a Pikachu Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(http://i63.tinypic.com/ojjm8.jpg)

I agree it's a nice little thing :)

These awl pics is how this pun thing begun... I can see many people, even the most vawliant, needing Vawlium if the pun flood comes back  :ahhh

Is there none with the wherewithawl to cawl a hawlt to the lunawlcy before it spirawls totawlly out of contrawl?  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Where will it awl end?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on November 14, 2016, 01:28:20 PM
Lovely, post 650.
The view from here is awlesome!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 01:34:35 PM
Countdown to the Awlpocawlypse - 15
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 14, 2016, 01:39:13 PM
Hawlping it awlong using a poke in the eye with a sharp awl

(https://c3.staticflickr.com/6/5749/30677034490_79ca2d9b28_o.jpg)

-14
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 14, 2016, 01:41:42 PM
:nanadance::nanadance::nanadance::nanadance::nanadance::nanadance::nanadance::nanadance::nanadance::nanadance::nanadance::nanadance::nanadance:

-13
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 01:47:43 PM
-12

Another pic, just for the Hawl of it;
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5825/22800044768_10b4f2130c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/AJLbY9)WP_20161114_005 (https://flic.kr/p/AJLbY9) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 01:50:18 PM
-11
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 01:53:26 PM
-10
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 01:55:51 PM
-9
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on November 14, 2016, 01:59:14 PM
T-8 posts to awlpocawlypse, awl docking arms disconnecting. Awl clear the area!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 01:59:49 PM
T-7 - sharks are circling:
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 02:03:28 PM
T-6 (nod to Tpants for the next one  :salute:)
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 02:08:27 PM
T-5
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on November 14, 2016, 02:10:53 PM
T-4, Open Cawlgo Bay Doors
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 14, 2016, 02:11:31 PM
T-3

(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=293455;image)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 02:13:19 PM
T-2
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 14, 2016, 02:14:27 PM
T-1

People, you may want to skip that ebony wood catafawlque order...

You won't be needing it anyway.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 02:14:53 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 02:15:47 PM
And because I didn't get there in time...........
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 14, 2016, 02:18:02 PM
And because I didn't get there in time...........
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 >:D There's always time for a combo breaker  >:D


T-2
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 :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 14, 2016, 02:20:57 PM
And because I didn't get there in time...........
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 >:D There's always time for a combo breaker  >:D


T-2
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 :rofl:
If anyone had to break my combo firiki, I'm glad it was you my friend.  :salute:  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 14, 2016, 02:25:57 PM
And because I didn't get there in time...........
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 >:D There's always time for a combo breaker  >:D


T-2
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 :rofl:
If anyone had to break my combo firiki, I'm glad it was you my friend.  :salute:  :cheers:

:cheers: magentus. I think I may have have aborted the advent of space sawlamanders that would turn us all to low-fat sawlami!

^^ Spock could have used some awleomargarine there :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 14, 2016, 07:05:15 PM

New Page with Posting 666 Banana Dance

:evilbanana::evilbanana::evilbanana:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on November 14, 2016, 07:17:03 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 14, 2016, 07:49:23 PM
Tim Berners-Lee has just added this thread to a list called "10 reasons the internet might have been a mistake..."
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: kaput on November 14, 2016, 08:20:58 PM
I've used an awl 3 times, today...

*sorry to take it off topic
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on November 14, 2016, 08:42:31 PM
Me too!
(Sorry for off topic post)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Oxford_Guy on November 15, 2016, 01:39:56 AM
This is kind of how I feel about this thread:


(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/i-say-we-take-off-and-nuke-the-entire-site-from-orbit-only-way-to-be-sure-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 15, 2016, 04:43:13 AM
This is kind of how I feel about this thread:


(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/i-say-we-take-off-and-nuke-the-entire-site-from-orbit-only-way-to-be-sure-1.jpg)

Won't work. It's the Andrawlmeda Strain and will only mawltate when irrawldiated.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on November 15, 2016, 09:30:02 AM
Quick, reverse the polawlrity!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 15, 2016, 10:45:50 AM
This is kind of how I feel about this thread:


(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/i-say-we-take-off-and-nuke-the-entire-site-from-orbit-only-way-to-be-sure-1.jpg)

Won't work. It's the Andrawlmeda Strain and will only mawltate when irrawldiated.

Why not do it old skool and just immawlate everything?  :angel:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 15, 2016, 11:16:56 AM
Don't worry, you'll be safe here:

(http://i.imgur.com/WmYYK9S.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on November 15, 2016, 11:56:58 AM
Congrawltulations are in order.
Well done sir, well done.  :hatsoff: :hatsoff: :hatsoff: Well played.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 15, 2016, 12:02:31 PM
Congrawltulations are in order.
Well done sir, well done.  :hatsoff: :hatsoff: :hatsoff: Well played.
+1 Bravo  :clap: Fawltless & hawlarious.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 15, 2016, 01:16:57 PM
Breakfast of champions...
(http://i.imgur.com/fNWq0lp.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 15, 2016, 01:21:38 PM
 :like:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 15, 2016, 01:57:26 PM
 :2tu:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on November 15, 2016, 02:34:44 PM
 :rofl: :like:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 15, 2016, 03:26:00 PM
Breakfast of champions...
(http://i.imgur.com/fNWq0lp.jpg)

 :rofl:
Guarantees getting your minimum dawly iron requirements.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on November 15, 2016, 03:32:18 PM
Smawll print: We do not awlccept responsibility for difficulty in passing contents.  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 15, 2016, 03:36:40 PM
Should that cereal come with a sachet of lawlxative?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 16, 2016, 06:03:55 AM
Should that cereal come with a sachet of lawlxative?

Gives an awl new meaning to "roughage".
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on November 16, 2016, 11:24:20 AM
(http://i737.photobucket.com/albums/xx12/CaineKitty/Funny/keep-cawlm-and-post-awl-puns.png)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 19, 2016, 03:50:55 AM
Awl Together Now!

https://youtu.be/8jzDr--7E6o
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on November 19, 2016, 12:04:40 PM
The Three Awlketeers

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161119/e65537582047bbd9e8c12cbf3c387b8a.jpg)


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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 19, 2016, 12:07:10 PM
 :like:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 19, 2016, 01:21:08 PM
The Three Awlketeers


awlsome!
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on November 19, 2016, 01:25:08 PM
The Three Awlketeers


awlsome!
:cheers:


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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: AlephZero on November 19, 2016, 05:51:51 PM
The Three Awlketeers

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161119/e65537582047bbd9e8c12cbf3c387b8a.jpg)


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Hey, I predicted this "Awl for one and one for awl"  :D
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on November 19, 2016, 06:00:43 PM
The Three Awlketeers

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161119/e65537582047bbd9e8c12cbf3c387b8a.jpg)


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Hey, I predicted this "Awl for one and one for awl"  :D
:cheers:


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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on November 19, 2016, 06:05:39 PM
http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,68546.msg1358569.html#msg1358569

Teh awl-encompassing proof... =D
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on November 19, 2016, 06:13:03 PM
http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,68546.msg1358569.html#msg1358569 (http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,68546.msg1358569.html#msg1358569)

Teh awl-encompassing proof... =D

Awlsome... took it up one notch then :salute:



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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on November 19, 2016, 06:32:32 PM
Yawl, Lucky my man!

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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 20, 2016, 03:28:22 PM
This thread has gone to the next levawl folks! Sublime.  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on November 20, 2016, 03:42:52 PM
I used the awl yesterday, please don't tell anyone.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 20, 2016, 03:43:33 PM
Everyone! TonySal used the awl yesterday
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 20, 2016, 04:01:15 PM
Going virawl awlready!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 20, 2016, 04:09:14 PM
I used the awl yesterday, please don't tell anyone.
Everyone! TonySal used the awl yesterday

For violating paragraph 12 line 5 of club rules...

(http://i.imgur.com/0LjpJqw.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 20, 2016, 04:58:58 PM
 :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on November 20, 2016, 07:27:18 PM
:D

You sir, win awl the awls  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 20, 2016, 07:30:45 PM
Why thank you!  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 20, 2016, 09:26:26 PM
You sir, win awl the awls  :cheers:

And here's your prize, a wonderful photograph of the one and only -

(http://i.imgur.com/I25xsun.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 20, 2016, 10:07:54 PM
Oh dear! I have a really ancient laptop which works great but has a terrible screen. Every time I do photoshop on it, it's not until later that I see what a mess I made.
So I had to go back and edit that picture of Awlando. I'd experimented with other fonts and left half of them faintly visible in the background.
You could say it was a photoshop disawlster. (But only if you were truly desperate for another dire awl pun...)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on November 21, 2016, 03:18:31 AM
Everyone! TonySal used the awl yesterday
[/quotlooe]

Somehow I Knew you awl would shout it out!  I fixed my belt and managed to not put it through my hand!  (Klutz)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 21, 2016, 06:10:04 PM
Marvin wants to join the club  :(
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 21, 2016, 06:19:16 PM
Dawlglas Awldams would be proud!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 21, 2016, 07:26:51 PM
Hitch-hikers Guide to the Gawlaxy.

The Restawlrant at the end of the Univawls

Sawl long and thanks for awl the Fish

Mawlstly Hawlmless

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 21, 2016, 07:47:37 PM
Mawlvin wants to join the club  :(

(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=294445;image)

FIFY
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 21, 2016, 07:50:29 PM
What's TIFI?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 21, 2016, 07:51:21 PM
What's TIFI?
There, I Fixed It . . . same as FIFY which seems to be used more here . . . so I changed it to FIFY.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 21, 2016, 07:54:37 PM
What's TIFI?
There, I Fixed It . . . same as FIFY which seems to be used more here . . . so I changed it to FIFY.
Oh, OK. Thanks.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 22, 2016, 07:57:26 PM
Beware the Grim Reamer  >:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 22, 2016, 08:18:31 PM
I wonder if Death ever leaves the reamer at home and EDCs a parcel hook instead...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 22, 2016, 08:23:09 PM
The Grim Hooker?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 22, 2016, 08:44:58 PM
 :o
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 23, 2016, 10:49:20 AM
:o

 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 23, 2016, 12:56:52 PM
I just wanted to say I'm not stawling with the puns, I just can't pop in more lately. But,

(http://i.imgur.com/oA9Gfts.jpg)

I promise.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 23, 2016, 01:04:33 PM
Firiki! You haven't been letting real life get in the way of this thread have you? Shamefawl.  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on November 24, 2016, 10:09:40 AM
Firiki! You haven't been letting real life get in the way of this thread have you? Shamefawl.  :D

I'm afraid she's being pretty monawlithic about having me all for herself, at present.  :ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on November 24, 2016, 10:20:54 AM
Firiki! You haven't been letting real life get in the way of this thread have you? Shamefawl.  :D

I'm afraid she's being pretty monawlithic about having me all for herself, at present.  :ahhh
Easy answer to that is sawallow the blue pill my friend. I know you're a red pill man though, so I'll just wish you awl the best and hope that Lady Life frees up some recreationawl MTo time for you as soon as possibawl.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: jalind on November 26, 2016, 11:36:05 PM
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5552/30892579000_836e5d145f_o.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Damsel on November 27, 2016, 12:25:29 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on November 27, 2016, 01:05:31 AM
 :rofl: Without the awl?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Thunderpants on November 27, 2016, 01:05:19 PM
...
Poor old MacAwlay. Been looking rather pawly recently...
(http://i.imgur.com/TmzJHWW.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on December 02, 2016, 04:00:20 AM
 :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on December 08, 2016, 09:36:21 AM
I'm surprised there aren't more cawlumnists keeping this thread alive. :think:

Come on, fawlks! There are plenty of good puns out there waiting to be made (and even more bad ones ::) :D) !
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on December 08, 2016, 09:42:27 AM
I think the pun well is awl tapped out now firiki - thawlery depleted. Cawlapsed if you will.   :D

Lets just let it die with dignity and enjoy our Yawl time.  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on December 08, 2016, 10:03:29 AM
Nope, it ain't so, magentus my friend -and I intend to use up every last mol of puns I can find :cheers:

Show content
I can hear some people groaning disapprovingly? :think: :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on December 08, 2016, 10:06:18 AM
Agree with Mags. It's getting difficult to come up with something new.  >:(
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on December 08, 2016, 10:23:12 AM
We'll have to keep on improvising, just like Uawlysses ::)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on December 08, 2016, 10:45:55 AM
I used my awl
in a barroom brawl.
A hole I punched,
a skull I crunched,
and that was all

there was to it.
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on December 08, 2016, 10:56:17 AM
I hate to say it firiki, but the crew have had a funerawl for the thread. It was a dignified and sober cerawlmony, and the crew were bawling through most of it. RUST IN PEACE AWL THREAD.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/1/501/31132052190_1e915113c8_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Pr2Uuw)WP_20161208_006 (https://flic.kr/p/Pr2Uuw) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on December 08, 2016, 10:59:32 AM
Awl shucks... just when I was just enjoying this thread...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on December 08, 2016, 11:04:20 AM
Goodbye awl thread.
 :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on December 08, 2016, 11:05:35 AM
Awlrevoir   :cry:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on December 08, 2016, 11:27:51 AM
Awl's well that ends well, I suppose  :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on December 08, 2016, 11:31:11 AM
 :-\
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on December 08, 2016, 11:33:10 AM
:-\
Why the lawlng face G-Fawldel?
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on December 08, 2016, 11:33:23 AM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161208/ff8514093afcfcda4c62ee077b2810cd.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on December 08, 2016, 11:41:23 AM
Peopawl, please don't enjoy/mourn the Awl Thread's presumed death. You see, this thread is like Count Dracawla or the Frankenstein creature; they both can be killed but that's quite hard and hence this thread:

(https://andyhollyhead.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/frankenstein-its-alive.gif)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on December 08, 2016, 11:42:56 AM
Surely 'It's Awlive, It's Awlive'?  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on December 08, 2016, 11:46:09 AM
:-\
Why the lawlng face G-Fawldel?

It's like losing a good and close pawl  :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on December 08, 2016, 11:48:07 AM
:-\
Why the lawlng face G-Fawldel?

It's like losing a good and close pawl  :salute:
We've awl had a lawlng relawltionship with this thread haven't we?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on December 08, 2016, 11:50:23 AM
Surely 'It's Awlive, It's Awlive'?  :D

That's right, so let's not rush in and say:


Awlrevoir   :cry:

or

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/K6TphNO7i94Fa/200_s.gif)

So long, fare well, auwlf wiedersehen, goodbye...



jyst yet  :whistle:  :angel:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on December 08, 2016, 11:52:53 AM
You guys a' losing your reflexes:

New ressurection page dance

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on December 08, 2016, 12:13:03 PM
Firiki! Your resawlrection bananawl dance worked!
(https://c4.staticflickr.com/1/124/31504261795_cff44c51d4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/PZVzrv)WP_20161208_008 (https://flic.kr/p/PZVzrv) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on December 08, 2016, 04:43:48 PM
Reminds me of Beatrice Kiddawl
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on December 08, 2016, 08:43:30 PM
 :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on December 08, 2016, 08:58:56 PM
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise, venerable awl, rrrrrrrrise and step out of that risible sepawlcher  :dd:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on December 08, 2016, 09:03:48 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on December 09, 2016, 02:20:17 AM
Awl  have to say is, goodnight awl!
See you awl for Spartan Saturday...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on December 09, 2016, 09:53:24 AM
Goodnight, TonySawl, sweet dreams :)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on December 09, 2016, 09:54:55 AM
>:(

Just don't fawllow the protocawl and you'll be fine  ;)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Damsel on December 10, 2016, 02:39:18 AM
I don't know why you guys are being so negative, surely that's not awl this thread has to offer?

Danielle
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on December 10, 2016, 11:35:27 AM
He who controls the MTO controls the universe, that is awl.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on December 10, 2016, 11:43:50 AM
I don't know why you guys are being so negative, surely that's not awl this thread has to offer?

Danielle

A damsawl in distress?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on December 10, 2016, 12:03:11 PM
I don't know why you guys are being so negative, surely that's not awl this thread has to offer?

Danielle

A damsawl in distress?

Sir Ronawld the Pure?

;)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on December 10, 2016, 12:36:56 PM
I don't know why you guys are being so negative, surely that's not awl this thread has to offer?

Danielle

A damsawl in distress?

Sir Ronawld the Pure?

;)
More like Sir Ronawld the Poor, since I joined MTo.  :o
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on December 10, 2016, 01:58:19 PM
I don't know why you guys are being so negative, surely that's not awl this thread has to offer?

Danielle

A damsawl in distress?

Sir Ronawld the Pure?

;)
More like Sir Ronawld the Poor, since I joined MTo.  :o

 :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on December 11, 2016, 12:09:39 AM
I'm blue.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on December 12, 2016, 11:02:50 AM
I'm blue.

Awl that she wants...


(https://www.smartknives.com/Swiss-Army-Knife-Tools/Swiss-Army-Knife-Images/Victorinox-Awl-Sewing-Eye.jpg)

Eugh, now were going from just bad puns to bad puns of 90's pop music...  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh


 :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: m47mu74nt on December 17, 2016, 06:19:35 PM
Awly crap!

some awls in "use":

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on December 17, 2016, 08:33:38 PM
Someone said  to me:  " its awl good"  but they didnt have a SAK..... ??
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: 4everYoung on December 17, 2016, 09:46:49 PM
Awl snap! That's just sounds like a warranty claim
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on December 18, 2016, 06:47:40 AM
Grasshopper likes awl...

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161218/b8ea2ea69f729145462ee8e651271081.jpg)(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161218/b897bfd4e947c0a8252598d1a3a880fd.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Grass on December 18, 2016, 12:25:06 PM
I'm blue.
Awl that she wants...

It's awlright. Everything's going to be awlright.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on December 18, 2016, 06:53:02 PM
I'm blue.
Awl that she wants...

It's awlright. Everything's going to be awlright.

Well, I suppose... after all, Awl you need is love...  :angel:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on December 18, 2016, 09:51:07 PM
Been carrying the Greenwood for the last couple of days. Here it is doing what a Woodsman does best; sawing and awling:
(https://c4.staticflickr.com/1/445/31728315195_f0652b0050_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/QkHUHa)WP_20161218_004 (https://flic.kr/p/QkHUHa) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on December 21, 2016, 10:38:48 AM
Firiki! Your resawlrection bananawl dance worked!
(https://c4.staticflickr.com/1/124/31504261795_cff44c51d4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/PZVzrv)WP_20161208_008 (https://flic.kr/p/PZVzrv) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

Oh, venerable awl, hear our psawls and rise again!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on December 23, 2016, 02:00:33 AM
Firiki! Your resawlrection bananawl dance worked!
(https://c4.staticflickr.com/1/124/31504261795_cff44c51d4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/PZVzrv)WP_20161208_008 (https://flic.kr/p/PZVzrv) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

Oh, venerable awl, hear our psawls and rise again!

Looks like the knife is happy to see someone........
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on December 23, 2016, 02:01:13 AM
Merry Christmas to awl!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on March 27, 2017, 07:04:27 PM
I knew from the outset this would be a very exclusive club. Pretty sure Scarlett Johansson has never used an awl. Ditto Jennifer Lawrence and Charlize Theron.
So that's four so far...


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on March 27, 2017, 07:05:50 PM
This thread is Awlive again :lol:


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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: El Corkscrew on March 27, 2017, 07:10:50 PM
This thread is Awlive again :lol:


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 :like:

Coming back like MURDOC!!!

Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on March 27, 2017, 07:18:52 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170327/e3f616525a453326677866f9b0e7d513.jpg)


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on March 27, 2017, 07:25:24 PM
Awling Mad Murdock!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on March 27, 2017, 07:28:10 PM
 :nothingtoadd:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on March 27, 2017, 08:27:07 PM
Here we go again!
Get ready for the headache! :bnghd:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on March 27, 2017, 08:32:31 PM
It's awlive, it's awlive! Muahahahahahahaha!!!  >:D
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: El Corkscrew on March 27, 2017, 08:59:50 PM
Here we go again!
Get ready for the headache! :bnghd:

You could unnotify...
 :D
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: AlephZero on March 27, 2017, 09:03:57 PM
Here we go again!
Get ready for the headache! :bnghd:

You could unnotify...
 :D

You can unnotify, but you cannot escape the AWL PUNS!


  :rofl:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: firiki on March 27, 2017, 09:07:27 PM
Here we go again!
Get ready for the headache! :bnghd:

Did you mean cephalawlgia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalalgia)?  :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on March 27, 2017, 09:08:27 PM
Coming soon in a thread near you, Bubbawl gum instead of brains...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on March 27, 2017, 09:09:07 PM
I had a list somewhere, seriously.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on March 27, 2017, 09:11:33 PM
Awl use that list, if I can find it, with one stipawlation: originawlity and good taste aren't to be expected always.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on March 27, 2017, 09:14:19 PM
Awl use that list, if I can find it, with one stipawlation: originawlity and good taste aren't to be expected awlways.

Fixed that for you  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on March 27, 2017, 09:23:38 PM
If we're going to up our post count, we may as well have awlaugh about it.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on March 27, 2017, 10:00:47 PM
Olaf? :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on March 27, 2017, 10:11:08 PM
.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on March 27, 2017, 10:26:42 PM
Awlmost there ...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on March 27, 2017, 10:27:12 PM
Awlmost awlmost there ...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on March 27, 2017, 10:27:39 PM
Yes!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: MacGyver on March 27, 2017, 10:44:30 PM
:nothingtoadd:

MAC-GY-VAAAAAAA............ 

:rofl:                                                                                                                                                         :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on March 27, 2017, 10:52:34 PM
.

Nice to see my efforts are akwawledged :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on March 27, 2017, 10:55:50 PM
Yes!

Some people must be having nightmares (or ephiawltes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephialtes_of_Trachis) as we call them in Greek) with this thread being revived and all...

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Ever since Ephialtes betrayed the Greeks at Thermopylae, in Greek "ephialtes" means nightmare
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on March 27, 2017, 10:57:36 PM
Yes!

Some people must be having nightmares (or ephiawltes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephialtes_of_Trachis) as we call them in Greek) with this thread being revived and all...

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Quote
Ever since Ephialtes betrayed the Greeks at Thermopylae, in Greek "ephialtes" means nightmare

Cool, I didn't know that (even though I studied some Classic Greek when I was young).
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on March 27, 2017, 11:03:33 PM
Yes!

Some people must be having nightmares (or ephiawltes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephialtes_of_Trachis) as we call them in Greek) with this thread being revived and all...

Show content
Quote
Ever since Ephialtes betrayed the Greeks at Thermopylae, in Greek "ephialtes" means nightmare

Cool, I didn't know that (even though I studied some Classic Greek when I was young).

 :)  :cheers:

Is there an awl pun emoticon ? :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: ReamerPunch on March 28, 2017, 01:17:02 AM
 :climber:
Have you noticed the awl in this emoticon? It's been there awl the time.  :ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on March 28, 2017, 01:30:48 AM
:nothingtoadd:

MAC-GY-VAAAAAAA............ 

:rofl:                                                                                                                                                         :rofl:


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Like Mac said the first time Murdoc died, he should have gone back in that demawlished building and finished the job.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on March 28, 2017, 05:20:17 AM
Oh no ! The awl puns are starting awl over again!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on March 28, 2017, 10:50:44 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2923/33312680310_79756baea3_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/SKJcg5)WP_20170328_008 (https://flic.kr/p/SKJcg5) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on March 30, 2017, 10:01:46 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2923/33312680310_79756baea3_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/SKJcg5)WP_20170328_008 (https://flic.kr/p/SKJcg5) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

Awl puns ruawl...  and they shall overtake the Earth...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on March 30, 2017, 10:02:42 AM
New banana dance man page

:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:



:think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on March 30, 2017, 10:04:11 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Awl puns ruawl...  and they shall overtake the Earth...

The prophecy can only be fuawlfilled...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on March 30, 2017, 10:05:04 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Awl puns ruawl...  and they shall overtake the Earth...

The prophecy can only be fuawlfilled...

And no-one can do anything to hawlt that process   :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: MacGyver on March 30, 2017, 10:23:45 AM
You people are awll crazy!!! That's awll i can say...

:whistle:                     :whistle:                                  :whistle:                            :whistle:                                  :whistle:                                       :whistle:             
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on March 30, 2017, 12:07:22 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Dolly held at awlpoint

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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on March 30, 2017, 01:06:14 PM
I feel like we've tango'ed this tango before G-Fiddy. Just don't look behind you........
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on March 30, 2017, 01:54:34 PM
Awl My God !!! Dejavu...


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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on May 03, 2017, 09:55:42 AM
Found something useful to do.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: MacGyver on May 03, 2017, 10:51:59 AM
Awlllll NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....... :ahhh   :ahhh   :ahhh

It's Back!!!  :facepalm:

And now, just when the therapy group was starting to work....  :poh:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 03, 2017, 10:54:48 AM
Awlmost done with El amateur double SAK OC attack display.

Awl.
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on May 03, 2017, 11:18:43 AM
Found something useful to do.
Lemme help you...

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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on May 03, 2017, 11:23:02 AM
 :rofl: Thanks, appreciated!
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on May 03, 2017, 11:25:16 AM
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on May 03, 2017, 11:26:45 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170503/f02914589d47b7ae98f44ab3b1107384.jpg)
That should keep it stable :lol:


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Title: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on May 03, 2017, 11:56:55 AM
Providing a fresh apple.


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Let's hit it with awls!!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: MacGyver on May 03, 2017, 12:03:25 PM
AWL.....    AWL......  AWL..... AWL........!!!!!!   :SAKnight:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on May 03, 2017, 12:09:47 PM
Providing fresh awls...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 03, 2017, 12:18:29 PM
All hands on deck!
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on May 03, 2017, 12:28:04 PM
It's awl going to hell, I tell you!!!  :pok:


Welcome back y'awl!  :D
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on May 03, 2017, 01:11:51 PM
Leave no awl behind...

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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 03, 2017, 01:33:33 PM
We can do it if we all pawl together!
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on May 03, 2017, 01:45:10 PM
Awl agree to that...
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: twiliter on May 03, 2017, 01:51:18 PM
Can we awl play?  :)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 03, 2017, 02:01:03 PM
That's the Spirit!
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: twiliter on May 03, 2017, 02:09:50 PM
So it's awl or nothing again?  :)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on May 03, 2017, 02:22:54 PM
Awl for one, one for nothing.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: MacGyver on May 03, 2017, 02:26:26 PM
Awl i know is now i'm going to have awl those nightmares again with a million awl's chasing me down thru a dark alley at midnight  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

Six months of therapy down the drain.... Thank's a lot guys....  :twak:



:rofl:


Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on May 03, 2017, 02:29:08 PM
Resistance is futile.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 03, 2017, 02:38:55 PM
It's inevitabawl:
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: twiliter on May 03, 2017, 02:46:07 PM
It's also fractawl.  :tu:
Title: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on May 03, 2017, 02:48:32 PM
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on May 03, 2017, 02:50:36 PM
Trying something awlse.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on May 03, 2017, 02:51:52 PM
 :like: :like: :like: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on May 04, 2017, 03:19:27 AM
You game?
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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: NorCalJim on May 04, 2017, 04:48:12 AM
Here is one club that I can't join since I find SAK awl's very useful!

My favorite is the Pioneer series inline awl.  Unfortunately, it bit me last week. :)

I was playing with the tools on my Alox Harvester, opening and closing the tools.  My wife asked me something just as I was retracting the awl and I looked away in time for the sharp edge to open a tiny slit in my finger.  Ouch!  Someone watching could easily conclude that I belong to this club. :)

:cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on May 04, 2017, 04:52:48 AM
Not the awl, but I tried to close the big blade  a la cool,  bit!!
But I do love the awl!
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 04, 2017, 05:28:02 AM
You game?
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Sounds like an awl-around good time!  :cheers:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on May 04, 2017, 08:04:25 AM
Thanks for saving my spot :salute:

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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: AndyTiedye on May 04, 2017, 10:25:49 AM
a lot of different Wenger awls:
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 04, 2017, 10:30:09 AM
Thanks for saving my spot :salute:

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 :like: :D

De nada, mi amigo!  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 04, 2017, 10:37:27 AM
Thanks Fiddy
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on May 04, 2017, 11:35:35 AM
Thanks Fiddy
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:twak:

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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 04, 2017, 12:00:48 PM
Grow up Fiddy!  :twak:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on May 04, 2017, 12:04:23 PM
Grow up Fiddy!  :twak:

Nah, I want to stay young  :woohoo:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 04, 2017, 02:53:03 PM
Yawl are crazy.

Have an awlsome 4th

Pawlpatine:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 04, 2017, 03:48:13 PM
Weebacca says 'Wrrrrrrrrrrrrawl'
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on May 04, 2017, 03:59:27 PM
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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: magentus on May 04, 2017, 04:25:24 PM
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Grow up Fiddy  :twak:
Don't make me send Weebacca over to teach you a lesson.
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on May 04, 2017, 04:33:22 PM
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Grow up Fiddy  :twak:
Don't make me send Weebacca over to teach you a lesson.

We'll play some sabacc  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 04, 2017, 04:34:52 PM
She'll play Sabacc with your arms!
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on May 04, 2017, 04:36:22 PM


She'll play Sabacc with your awls!

Fixed!

You're welcome

Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: magentus on May 04, 2017, 04:36:47 PM


She'll play Sabacc with your awls!

Fixed!

You're welcome
:rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on May 04, 2017, 04:37:22 PM


She'll play Sabacc with your awls!

Fixed!

You're welcome



Oh no  :sa:

Not with the awls!

Please keep her on the U boat then  :dwts:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 04, 2017, 10:21:22 PM
a lot of different Wenger awls:
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170504/acd10d8a671397492437f856ec04f47f.jpg)

Nice Wengers!  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on May 05, 2017, 03:37:02 AM
At least the bad "awl" puns stopped...
...or did they...   :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on May 05, 2017, 09:35:07 AM
Awl you can do is hope, i guess...


 >:D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on May 05, 2017, 09:54:36 AM
Not the awl, but I tried to close the big blade  à wla cool,  bit!!
But I do love the awl!

FTFY :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on May 05, 2017, 10:10:03 AM
At least the bad "awl" puns stopped...
...or did they...   :whistle:

I wouldn't hawld my breath about that... these people can't get enough, it would seem  ::)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 05, 2017, 11:32:51 AM
At least the bad "awl" puns stopped...
...or did they...   :whistle:

I wouldn't hawld my breath about that... these people can't get enough, it would seem  ::)
Yay! firiki's back! Let the puns commence  :ahhh
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on May 05, 2017, 02:20:11 PM
Joseph Haydn wants to hear some good awl puns!

And they better be good, or he'll release his pointy friends for some proper penawlization!

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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on May 05, 2017, 02:23:15 PM
I wonder what Haydn thought of Handawl's work?
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on May 05, 2017, 02:37:45 PM
I wonder what Haydn thought of Handawl's work?

He's actually enjoying Handawl as we speak.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170505/977355d71df48f3601495dd86d5ccf28.jpg)

But for some reason it sounds awlful.

Maybe the record player needs a new needawl?

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on May 05, 2017, 02:40:53 PM
Wassermusik? Why not just keep the tap running?  :D
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: glenfiddich1983 on May 05, 2017, 02:47:48 PM
Wassermusik? Why not just keep the tap running?  :D

Joseph Haydn thanks you for this awlmazing suggestion. It sounds exactly the same, but it's so much easier. This way he can keep listening for hours without having to flip the record every 20 minutes, which is really a pickle since he has no hands.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170505/a31a59f98be5e5e1467d4a883acd8bc0.jpg)

Also, this wears the needawl down much slower, which saves Joseph Haydn money on the long term. Joseph Haydn, being the scrooge he is, appreciates this.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on May 05, 2017, 02:52:16 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on May 05, 2017, 04:52:57 PM


Wassermusik? Why not just keep the tap running?  :D

Joseph Haydn thanks you for this awlmazing suggestion. It sounds exactly the same, but it's so much easier. This way he can keep listening for hours without having to flip the record every 20 minutes, which is really a pickle since he has no hands.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170505/a31a59f98be5e5e1467d4a883acd8bc0.jpg)

Also, this wears the needawl down much slower, which saves Joseph Haydn money on the long term. Joseph Haydn, being the scrooge he is, appreciates this.

Tapwater must be cheap over there...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 05, 2017, 05:01:01 PM
Awl I can say is...it's AWL over now, baby blue.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=af7ngGxEusE

Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: TonySal on May 06, 2017, 02:51:59 AM
a lot of different Wenger awls:
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170504/acd10d8a671397492437f856ec04f47f.jpg)

Awl of them are nice.
Ha!  I punned it!   :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: ReamerPunch on May 06, 2017, 08:55:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ghk9Yp2.jpg?1)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Blackbeard on May 12, 2017, 06:54:21 AM
I never joined the club, but now I cant, used the awl on my Spartan 2 to hit the recessed reset button on my router. normally a job for a paperclip, but the Vic was right next to the router. have fun with the club guys  :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on May 13, 2017, 03:25:20 AM
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 13, 2017, 09:09:02 AM
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on May 14, 2017, 10:02:04 PM
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: TonySal on May 15, 2017, 01:59:19 AM
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...
...and I used it today again!   So there!
Uh... only for a second I swear. ....
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on May 19, 2017, 12:11:03 PM
I wonder if everyone has been lawlled into a fawlse sense of security by now...


Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 19, 2017, 05:10:49 PM
I wonder if everyone has been lawlled into a fawlse sense of security by now...

That's plawlsible...
Title: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Gardel on May 20, 2017, 07:24:03 PM
A lawldible effort by awl.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Troels on May 20, 2017, 09:25:47 PM
I wont be joining the club, sorry guys :cheers:
The awl is used for awl kind of life saving tasks, like fixing my daughters glue tube where the dispenser was stuck in the screw top  :rofl:(http://imageshack.com/a/img924/6193/ZuFvpi.jpg)

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on May 20, 2017, 09:59:43 PM
 :like:

Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Troels on May 21, 2017, 12:16:42 AM
:like:

Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!

Hello there  :salute: ... and thanks !
No worries, the pink mask has confused even the most clever minds  :D
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: JP on May 21, 2017, 02:26:16 AM
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...
...and I used it today again!   So there!
Uh... only for a second I swear. ....
Belt getting too big or too small?

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on May 21, 2017, 05:58:55 PM
:like:

Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!

We smurfs come in all shapes and sizes I suppose... :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on May 21, 2017, 06:49:58 PM
:like:

Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!

We smurfs come in all shapes and sizes I suppose... :D

Hey,man!
 :like:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on May 21, 2017, 07:39:19 PM
A lawldible effort by awl.

Just sawldiering on  :salute:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on May 21, 2017, 07:42:30 PM
I hope you guys don't mind me doing some FTFY. This is the NUAAC (Punspermia for short) thread, after all   :D

:like:

Nice to meet a distant rawlative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!


Hello there  :salute: ... and thanks !
No worries, the pink mask has confused even the most cawlver minds  :D


Belt getting too big or too smawll?



Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 21, 2017, 07:52:43 PM
I am he awls you are he awls you are me and we are awls together.

I am the Wawlrus!!!!! :ahhh :ahhh  :ahhh  :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: kingofswords on May 21, 2017, 11:08:33 PM
made hole in my belt today with awl on signal.

its all ripped and probably of been better if i used a screwdriver tbh ???
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 21, 2017, 11:21:01 PM
made hole in my belt today with awl on signal.

its all ripped and probably of been better if i used a screwdriver tbh ???

A screwdriver? Sounds like awl you need is some practice.  :pok: :D
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: zr0dfx on May 21, 2017, 11:27:22 PM
Ok I did!  Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back!   :twak:  :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...

 :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on May 21, 2017, 11:41:33 PM
... but I havnt used it since!  Realy!
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on May 22, 2017, 12:07:18 PM
... but I havnt used it since!  Realy!
The title states "never"

Who let you back in here by the way?

We need new door locks...
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: firiki on May 22, 2017, 01:11:53 PM
We need new dawlocks...

FTFY  :tu:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on May 22, 2017, 01:49:58 PM
We need new dawlocks...

FTFY  :tu:
Thank you!
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: AndyTiedye on May 22, 2017, 05:34:44 PM
This thread seems to be generating two"clubs":

"Never used an awl"
"Uses awls an awlful lot"

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Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: AlephZero on May 22, 2017, 05:44:08 PM
This thread seems to be generating two"clubs":

"Never used an awl"
"Uses awls an awlful lot"

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Oh, we a quite the awlful lot... ::)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 22, 2017, 07:53:34 PM
guess no Beatawls fans around here neither.  >:(
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 23, 2017, 10:07:49 AM
guess no Beatawls fans around here neither.  >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'.  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 23, 2017, 05:07:05 PM
guess no Beatawls fans around here neither.  >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'.  :D

But... but... I am the Wawlrus....  :cry:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on May 25, 2017, 03:57:48 AM
I am he awls you are he awls you are me and we are awls together.

I am the Wawlrus!!!!! :ahhh :ahhh  :ahhh  :ahhh :ahhh
Big fan but disturbing stuff!  :)
Awl together now...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 25, 2017, 05:48:02 AM
I am he awls you are he awls you are me and we are awls together.

I am the Wawlrus!!!!! :ahhh :ahhh  :ahhh  :ahhh :ahhh
Big fan but disturbing stuff!  :)
Awl together now...

Love is awl you need  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 25, 2017, 10:00:54 AM
guess no Beatawls fans around here neither.  >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'.  :D

But... but... I am the Wawlrus....  :cry:
I know hun, and to us, yawl awlways be the wawlrus.

How about that new Brontosaurus Rex track 'Gimme your Tool (Champion of SAK's)'? It's Rockin' Hard.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 25, 2017, 10:43:11 AM
guess no Beatawls fans around here neither.  >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'.  :D

But... but... I am the Wawlrus....  :cry:
I know hun, and to us, yawl awlways be the wawlrus.

How about that new Brontosaurus Rex track 'Gimme your Tool (Champion of SAK's)'? It's Rockin' Hard.

They're OLD news, I got like 12 of 'em in my back yard.  See:

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 25, 2017, 10:45:59 AM
guess no Beatawls fans around here neither.  >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'.  :D

But... but... I am the Wawlrus....  :cry:
I know hun, and to us, yawl awlways be the wawlrus.

How about that new Brontosaurus Rex track 'Gimme your Tool (Champion of SAK's)'? It's Rockin' Hard.

They're OLD news, I got like 12 of 'em in my back yard.  See:
Dude! That's a Tyrannosuarus Rex! So Yesteryear! I'm talkin' BRONTOSAURUS REX MAN!
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4165/33904893753_04bcdde2d9_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/TE4rFF)WP_20170517_009 (https://flic.kr/p/TE4rFF) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on May 25, 2017, 10:50:47 AM
guess no Beatawls fans around here neither.  >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'.  :D

But... but... I am the Wawlrus....  :cry:
I know hun, and to us, yawl awlways be the wawlrus.

How about that new Brontosaurus Rex track 'Gimme your Tool (Champion of SAK's)'? It's Rockin' Hard.

They're OLD news, I got like 12 of 'em in my back yard.  See:
Dude! That's a Tyrannosuarus Rex! So Yesteryear! I'm talkin' BRONTOSAURUS REX MAN!
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4165/33904893753_04bcdde2d9_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/TE4rFF)WP_20170517_009 (https://flic.kr/p/TE4rFF) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr

Aso... a Super Group.  I needs the tracks.   Maybe a track called "Put your hand on my Tinker"
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on May 25, 2017, 10:58:28 AM
guess no Beatawls fans around here neither.  >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'.  :D

But... but... I am the Wawlrus....  :cry:
I know hun, and to us, yawl awlways be the wawlrus.

How about that new Brontosaurus Rex track 'Gimme your Tool (Champion of SAK's)'? It's Rockin' Hard.

They're OLD news, I got like 12 of 'em in my back yard.  See:
Dude! That's a Tyrannosuarus Rex! So Yesteryear! I'm talkin' BRONTOSAURUS REX MAN!
Show content
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Aso... a Super Group.  I needs the tracks.   Maybe a track called "Put your hand on my Tinker"
:rofl:

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: m47mu74nt on June 16, 2017, 06:46:55 PM
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=72496.0;attach=322269)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on June 16, 2017, 06:52:40 PM
Them's some nice awls Mutato  :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on June 17, 2017, 11:04:02 AM
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=72496.0;attach=322269)
+ 1 !
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: TonySal on June 17, 2017, 08:16:03 PM
... but I havnt used it since!  Realy!
The title states "never"

Who let you back in here by the way?

We need new door locks...

Awl right, you awl can forgive, Im not awl there in da head....  :whistle:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on June 17, 2017, 10:13:06 PM
... but I havnt used it since!  Realy!
The title states "never"

Who let you back in here by the way?

We need new door locks...

Awl right, you awl can forgive, Im not awl there in da head....  :whistle:
We figured that out awlselves awlready :D :cheers:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: TonySal on June 21, 2017, 12:59:45 AM
... but I havnt used it since!  Realy!
The title states "never"

Who let you back in here by the way?

We need new door locks...

Awl right, you awl can forgive, Im not awl there in da head....  :whistle:
We figured that out awlselves awlready :D :cheers:

I used the awl to get back...DOH!   :twak:
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on June 21, 2017, 10:20:37 AM
... but I havnt used it since!  Realy!
The title states "never"

Who let you back in here by the way?

We need new door locks...

Awl right, you awl can forgive, Im not awl there in da head....  :whistle:
We figured that out awlselves awlready :D :cheers:

I used the awl to get back...DOH!   :twak:
We might use our awls to get you back out...

But then we would've used our awls awlselves...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on June 22, 2017, 01:06:49 PM
Awlala... this thread is back again  :facepalm: (and I can't post much as I'm stuck with just a touchscreen and I hate typing on those  :whistle:)!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on June 22, 2017, 02:01:54 PM
Hey firiki  :cheers:

Touch screens are no match for a keybawld.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on June 23, 2017, 05:17:30 AM
Y'awl still here? :facepalm:

Oh well, have awlless fun you awl...


 ;)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on June 23, 2017, 10:29:44 AM
Slawly building a mausawleum for all the puns fallen in the line of duty...    :salute:

But they are so many that maybe a necropawlis is in order  :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: israelpiper on June 23, 2017, 03:23:25 PM
Awl's well that ends well. No one got punched or reamed.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: ReamerPunch on June 23, 2017, 10:05:40 PM
Awl's well that ends well. No one got punched or reamed.

 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on June 24, 2017, 02:00:02 AM
Awl's well that ends well. No one got punched or reamed.

 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Awl's well that ends well. No one got punched or reamed.

 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
:cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: firiki on July 12, 2017, 06:32:29 PM
I had to use the awl and chisawl on my 91mm Ranger to trim down the handawl of our new Biawletti 2-cup moka pot because somehow it wouldn't let the lid stay open, which was rather annoying as, with these pots, I prefer to brew coffee with the lid open.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: theonew on July 12, 2017, 06:46:31 PM
So you are admitting to using an awl in the 'Never used an awl' thread :tu:
Isn't that like dividing by zero :ahhh
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on July 12, 2017, 07:49:24 PM
What we have here is the dog and cat caught in a usuawl skirmish.  They're naturawl enemies..  We awl know that...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: magentus on July 12, 2017, 07:57:22 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: theonew on July 12, 2017, 07:57:43 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on July 15, 2017, 01:36:22 AM
Never!  :whistle:
Ok once for the belt hole... Shhhhh!
Never!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on July 23, 2017, 11:02:44 PM
I put some awls into my avatar.  :D
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on July 23, 2017, 11:11:48 PM
I put some awls into my avatar.  :D

AWLSOME!!! :like: :like: :like:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on July 30, 2017, 02:47:50 AM
I keep coming back for bad awl puns!
It's awl over for me.....   :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on August 12, 2017, 09:58:38 PM
awl you need is a good bass riff...
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on August 12, 2017, 11:12:11 PM


awl you need is a good bass riff...

I thought y'awl left and this was awl over!


Really digging that old Soldier btw...

One day... :dd:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on August 27, 2017, 10:08:17 PM
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4291/35828451090_b7fda46725_b.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Nix on August 28, 2017, 12:44:53 AM
 :like: :like: :like:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: GoatDragon on August 28, 2017, 08:04:11 PM
I put some awls into my avatar.  :D
You inspired me to do that awlso!  :imws:
(http://i.imgur.com/h2rWbvc.png)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: MacGyver on August 29, 2017, 12:01:38 AM
Awllll Nooooooooooo, not awl this again...................

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/l8ZhOuOmDvk/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on July 04, 2018, 07:07:25 PM
Did we awl stop this brawl?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Ron Who on July 04, 2018, 07:32:48 PM
MAWL
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: ThePeacent on July 04, 2018, 10:02:49 PM
Did we awl stop this brawl?

(https://i.imgur.com/hnozKjt.jpg)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on July 05, 2018, 03:59:46 AM
Just a stall ya'll.  :tu:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on July 05, 2018, 09:01:47 AM
Pride cometh before the fawl.
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: jaya_man on July 05, 2018, 09:23:10 AM
Y’awl saved the date?(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180705/f4026c1ffc91cb2cec3cead0ee465fce.tif)


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Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on July 05, 2018, 11:37:45 AM
Hello everyone! Awlfully interesting place you awl have here.... :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: AlephZero on July 05, 2018, 07:06:12 PM
Round 2! Fight!

 :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh

Mortawl Kombat
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Don Pablo on July 05, 2018, 07:21:17 PM
I like the awl on my Pioneer. :dd:
It’s awlfully good at awling.
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on July 06, 2018, 12:29:37 AM
Awlright alwready! Enough of awl the awl puns.... :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: GoatDragon on July 06, 2018, 01:15:51 AM
So I know this thread only exists now for awl puns, but I want to know how this "Never used an awl" club is supposed to work. Do you simply remove yourself from the club the first time you use an awl?
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Walley on July 06, 2018, 02:09:22 AM
i don't know how any of you freaks could go a day without finding a use for an awl... come on!
i use mine awl the time!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: ReamerPunch on July 06, 2018, 05:57:27 AM
We are not awl the same.
I reamermber when I was young, I did not even know what an awl was.
Now that I have a punch of saks, I use the awl awl the time. :cheers:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on August 22, 2018, 02:54:54 AM
I used the awl at work, made a hole, sorry! (Runs for the hills)
  :whistle:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on August 22, 2018, 04:24:47 AM
what's awl this then?  Tony :facepalm: Tony :facepalm: Tony  :facepalm: Awl y'awl quit it now. I'm awl out of patience!

Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: ReamerPunch on August 22, 2018, 06:49:50 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/nrVremW.png)
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on August 22, 2018, 09:43:22 PM
what's awl this then?  Tony :facepalm: Tony :facepalm: Tony  :facepalm: Awl y'awl quit it now. I'm awl out of patience!
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I'm sorry of you got awl offended!
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Aloha on August 22, 2018, 09:51:30 PM
Never used the Awl?  Not sure if I've posted here or not.  No matter.  Go use the awl.  GO use all the tools on your SAK.  No need to wait for the perfect scenario, create one.   :pok:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: CallsignBadger on August 23, 2018, 09:26:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/nrVremW.png)

I miss Metalacolypse...


No sir-e-bob! I’m a happy user!

(https://image.ibb.co/jyc6xe/823_DE153_15_CF_40_E8_AFB6_4555_B4220_B6_E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/cXpx3K)

So how many members of this club are there?  :rofl:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: El Corkscrew on August 24, 2018, 05:08:15 AM

I'm sorry of you got awl offended!

:facepawlm:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Old man Chris on August 26, 2018, 01:12:17 AM
I use mine a great deal , especially on the Alox family !

Best Regards ,

Chris
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on August 26, 2018, 02:30:55 AM
...taking stones out of tire treads ok?    :think:
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: CallsignBadger on August 26, 2018, 02:50:46 AM
We awl use awls for non-awl purposes :tu:

That's what the awl is awl about!
Title: Re: The &quot;Never used an awl&quot; club
Post by: Mechanickal on March 25, 2019, 07:03:16 AM
Awl I have left to say is that I've awlready used an awl many times now.

I'm no longer a club member y'awl...
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: Sawl Goodman on March 25, 2019, 08:07:47 AM
This club would never have me as a member. I can't join the "Never used the saw" one, either.  :-[
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: kamakiri on March 25, 2019, 05:00:56 PM
Aw'll need a time machine to join this club. Awl user since Sept.1984
Title: Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Post by: TonySal on March 25, 2019, 11:41:18 PM
I too have used the awl, emergency belt hole...