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Just realised, I don't think I've used an awl. Ever.
There may have been a time when I was 8 years old when I used one for drilling conkers. Conkers being a serious sport for us knock-kneed 8 year olds. But since then....
(scratches head.)
Nope. Never.
This probably explains why the Pioneer doesn't excite me much. A quarter of the tools are useless!
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Sounds like a great time to take up cigars.......
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Sounds like a great time to take up cigars.......
Great pic :tu:
Unfortunately I don't qualify for membership of this club.
I was just scratching my head while thinking if I ever used the awl, when I realised it was an awl with which I was scratching my head.
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Sounds like a great time to take up cigars.......
Great pic :tu:
Unfortunately I don't qualify for membership of this club.
I was just scratching my head while thinking if I ever used the awl, when I realised it was an awl with which I was scratching my head.
:rofl: Thanks!
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Sounds like a great time to take up cigars.......
Great pic :tu:
Unfortunately I don't qualify for membership of this club.
I was just scratching my head while thinking if I ever used the awl, when I realised it was an awl with which I was scratching my head.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I used a 91mm awl to make an additional hole in a leather belt,
and my SI awl to carve a big circular hole in a "thin" (a little more 1mm) plastic sheet
So i can't apply to this club :angel:
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Nope, can not join either, used an awl the first time this past Monday morning to poke a hole in drywall to insert a screw anchor to mount a replacement lamp.
I was close to using a Phillips but a awl did a better job.
Oh, oh, any awl? Or just a SAK awl?
The one I used was a LM Rebar awl...
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I knew from the outset this would be a very exclusive club. Pretty sure Scarlett Johansson has never used an awl. Ditto Jennifer Lawrence and Charlize Theron.
So that's four so far...
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Still an exclusive club.
Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lawrence and Charlize Theron were all over last night using an awl as a skewer to eat appetizers. :D
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Never used an awl?! :sa: ... But... It's... you know... an awl! :ahhh
(Yes, I like having an awl. :D I have used it for anything from drilling an inspection hole in a wall to rip open shrink wrapped plastic.)
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actually I have it on good authority that Scarlett Johansson did use an awl
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Am I in he wrong thread, again?
(http://i3.cpcache.com/product/1839895430/i_love_awl_tshirt.jpg?width=350&height=350&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22crop%22%2C%22value%22%3A%7B%22x%22%3A58.3%2C%22y%22%3A0%2C%22w%22%3A233.3%2C%22h%22%3A280.0%7D%2C%22sequence%22%3A1%7D%2C%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D)
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Sounds like a great time to take up cigars.......
Cool pic, mmmaybe questionable advice however :think: ;) :D
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Am I in he wrong thread, again?
(http://i3.cpcache.com/product/1839895430/i_love_awl_tshirt.jpg?width=350&height=350&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22crop%22%2C%22value%22%3A%7B%22x%22%3A58.3%2C%22y%22%3A0%2C%22w%22%3A233.3%2C%22h%22%3A280.0%7D%2C%22sequence%22%3A1%7D%2C%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D)
:like:
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Use them once every couple years. Usually has a pokey bit to probe something, never for their intended purpose. Last used the back side awl on a Tinker to poke an unscrewed screw that was sticking to something. Don't recall what. Blade didn't fit. Poked the awl through the hole, pressed down a bit, screw popped out.
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(...) A quarter of the tools are useless!
Following your line of reasoning, 99% of my SwissChamp is useless ...
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I use an awl for one thing or another almost everyday at work :ahhh Saves the tip of a knife blade very well :cheers: I do :like: the inline better than the backside awl though :dd:
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I too used an awl to make a belt hole in a social emergency :whistle:
It can be a self defense weapon, knife in fist, awl out between fingers and punch... :pok:
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I use an awl for one thing or another almost everyday at work :ahhh Saves the tip of a knife blade very well :cheers: I do :like: the inline better than the backside awl though :dd:
This and exactly this! Give this man a :cheers:
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I use an awl for one thing or another almost everyday at work :ahhh Saves the tip of a knife blade very well :cheers: I do :like: the inline better than the backside awl though :dd:
This exactly! :cheers:
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I've enjoyed using awl/reamer (yes as a reamer), IL awl, and wenger awl. But one thing Ive never used is the sewing eye. Seems like it would leave a frankenstein-esque or native-american-moccasins-esque stitch, very crude and best suited for thick hides.
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I'm disqualified from membership. I used one to cut zip ties and open boxes yesterday.
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:o
Any and awl awls you have no use for you can send over to me. ;)
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:o
Any and awl awls you have no use for you can send over to me. ;)
Gonna build something like this:
(http://sakmodder.com/customs/unique/33Layer/15.jpg)
only with awls instead of knife blades? :D
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Sounds like an awl-exclusive club ::)
:facepalm:
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That wasn't funny at awl. :)
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You know the hole in SAK awls? Do they use another awl to make it? :think:
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Hey awl, let's fill this hole thread with holes, and/or awls.
(http://i.imgur.com/XyRRkj2.jpg)
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Hey awl, let's fill this hole thread with holes, and/or owls.
(http://i.imgur.com/XyRRkj2.jpg)
(https://bethtrissel.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/owl-barn-owl-tree-hole-bird-animal-bark-wildlife1.jpg?w=294)
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Nice owl in a hole pic G-Fiddle :tu:
Here's an owl on an awl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8389/29576730160_e08df90b64_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/M4Atrs)WP_20160923_002 (https://flic.kr/p/M4Atrs) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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Here's an awl pointing at an owl on an awl
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/856719daefc42dcc6d64e00430ab0528.jpg)
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Cool, flying awls! :like:
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Here's an awl pointing at an owl on an awl
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/856719daefc42dcc6d64e00430ab0528.jpg)
I like your style Glen-Fizzle :salute: and I like where this is heading;
An awl, pointing at an awl, pointing at an owl on an awl:
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/6/5703/29757137542_e57ec4053c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Mkx7gy)WP_20160923_004 (https://flic.kr/p/Mkx7gy) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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Aw, Lord! :D
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Here's an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/3699c7b23f8df0ffcd07b167aa5beed9.jpg)
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One more awl pun and I'm putting on my executioner's c-owl! :ashley:
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Oh wait...
:facepalm:
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I hate cauliflower, BTW
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Here's an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/3699c7b23f8df0ffcd07b167aa5beed9.jpg)
:rofl:
Here's Maul on an awl, with an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/9/8670/29788217441_0ba5c6e7e3_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MohpeT)WP_20160923_006 (https://flic.kr/p/MohpeT) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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These jokes are really awlful...
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:P
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Here's an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/3699c7b23f8df0ffcd07b167aa5beed9.jpg)
:rofl:
Here's Maul on an awl, with an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl
Here's an awl blocking the view on Maul on an awl, with an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/477120c44f793d2c70ede608bb96da12.jpg)
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<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
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Here's a fallen awl in a ball before an awl blocking the view on Maul on an awl, with an owl, looking towards an awl pointing at an awl pointing at an owl on an awl
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8208/29578259640_4aa20bfa45_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/M4Jj6N)WP_20160923_007 (https://flic.kr/p/M4Jj6N) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............
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<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............
I can sense a holocaust approaching...
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<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............
I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.
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<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............
I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.
I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead :ahhh
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<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............
I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.
I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead :ahhh
Ah, trepanning! If I had to guess which forum member would be the first to try that my money would be on you, firiki the Psychonaut, Explorer of the unknown, Crosser of the Styx, Dancer on the Borders and Spelunker of Hades.
Let me know how it goes and if possible do a WIP thread. :tu:
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<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............
I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.
I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead :ahhh
An awl can be very useful when those urges arise :D
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<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............
I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.
I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead :ahhh
An awl can be very useful when those urges arise :D
"All we are saying, is give peace a chance"... :D :surrender:
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<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............
I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.
I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead :ahhh
Ah, trepanning! If I had to guess which forum member would be the first to try that my money would be on you, firiki the Psychonaut, Explorer of the unknown, Crosser of the Styx, Dancer on the Borders and Spelunker of Hades.
Let me know how it goes and if possible do a WIP thread. :tu:
I was there when Hieronymous Bosch drew this painting:
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=286788;image)
What's a WIP thread, please?
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<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............
I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.
I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead :ahhh
Ah, trepanning! If I had to guess which forum member would be the first to try that my money would be on you, firiki the Psychonaut, Explorer of the unknown, Crosser of the Styx, Dancer on the Borders and Spelunker of Hades.
Let me know how it goes and if possible do a WIP thread. :tu:
I was there when Hieronymous Bosch drew this painting:
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=286788;image)
What's a WIP thread, please?
Work in progress.
I recommend a book called 'The underground Man' by Mick Jackson. I have a copy I will gladly send you if you'd like to read it.
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<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............
I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.
I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead :ahhh
Ah, trepanning! If I had to guess which forum member would be the first to try that my money would be on you, firiki the Psychonaut, Explorer of the unknown, Crosser of the Styx, Dancer on the Borders and Spelunker of Hades.
Let me know how it goes and if possible do a WIP thread. :tu:
I was there when Hieronymous Bosch drew this painting:
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=286788;image)
What's a WIP thread, please?
Work in progress.
I recommend a book called 'The underground Man' by Mick Jackson. I have a copy I will gladly send you if you'd like to read it.
:doh: Thanks.
I'm going through a kink of mostly reading essays ATM since I can't seem to focus on fiction. I might take you up on the offer once it's over. At an average reading rate of 30min before bedtime and some books laying there for almost ten years I figure you'll have the time lend the book to the whole world before it reaches my hand, though :-\
What is it about? Some tunnels, I read? Any pointy awls involved in that, by any chance?
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<---- Has started howling at the moon, in broad day light, red foam coming out of his mouth and ears...
firiki, if you can't stand the heat............
I can sense a holocaust approaching...
I agree. Desperate times and awl that.
I feel the urge to put a hole in my forehead :ahhh
Ah, trepanning! If I had to guess which forum member would be the first to try that my money would be on you, firiki the Psychonaut, Explorer of the unknown, Crosser of the Styx, Dancer on the Borders and Spelunker of Hades.
Let me know how it goes and if possible do a WIP thread. :tu:
I was there when Hieronymous Bosch drew this painting:
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=286788;image)
What's a WIP thread, please?
Work in progress.
I recommend a book called 'The underground Man' by Mick Jackson. I have a copy I will gladly send you if you'd like to read it.
:doh: Thanks.
I'm going through a kink of mostly reading essays ATM since I can't seem to focus on fiction. I might take you up on the offer once it's over. At an average reading rate of 30min before bedtime and some books laying there for almost ten years I figure you'll have the time lend the book to the whole world before it reaches my hand, though :-\
What is it about? Some tunnels, I read? Any pointy awls involved in that, by any chance?
It's loosely based on William Cavendish-Scott-Bentinck, 5th Duke of Portland who built tunnels beneath his manor and wouldn't engage anyone face to face. The book has a large section devoted to the Dukes attempts to trepan himself. Although it's a gory subject I find the whole history of trepanning fascinating.
It's here if you ever find you have more time on your hands :cheers:
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Oh, and I think this has been a very successful derailment! Well done everyone. :2tu:
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Can we awl behave like adawlts? :D
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Oh, and I think this has been a very successful derailment! Well done everyone. :2tu:
I agree :cheers:
:b2t:
Let's dig back into the topic of awls a bit more. Awls, and the holes they sometimes have.
Firiki, how do you feel about awls? Can you share some of your experiences with the awl, sometimes also referred to as the reamer, or are you a member of this "Never used an awl"-club ?
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It's here if you ever find you have more time on your hands :cheers:
:drink:
Oh, and I think this has been a very successful derailment! Well done everyone. :2tu:
:salute:
Can we awl behave like adawlts? :D
:D
Oh, and I think this has been a very successful derailment! Well done everyone. :2tu:
I agree :cheers:
:b2t:
Let's dig back into the topic of awls a bit more. Awls, and the holes they sometimes have.
Firiki, how do you feel about awls? Can you share some of your experiences with the awl, sometimes also referred to as the reamer, or are you a member of this "Never used an awl"-club ?
Nope, certainly not a member. I prefer the Pioneer line's awl and the Spirit's best.
I use the awl instead of the blade tip to open boxes or scrape something off something else or simply bore a hole to something for some reason. In just the last year, I've started pilot holes for screws with it, bore drain holes in flower pots and the baby's bath tub, made an improvised bucket using some hard wire and made a sort of sieve to separate gravel from soil.
:multi:
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Nope, certainly not a member. I prefer the Pioneer line's awl and the Spirit's best.
I use the awl instead of the blade tip to open boxes or scrape something off something else or simply bore a hole to something for some reason. In just the last year, I've started pilot holes for screws with it, bore drain holes in flower pots and the baby's bath tub, made an improvised bucket using some hard wire and made a sort of sieve to separate gravel from soil.
:multi:
It's a weird thing, the awl.
It appears quite sharp when you use it to scrape something off. So some time ago I thought to myself: if this thing is so sharp, maybe I can use the awl as a letter opener instead of the main blade. But I ended up with an envelope that was completely ripped apart, and the content of the envelope wasn't in any better shape. Using the awl as a letter opener turned out to be not a very good plan, despite how sharp it may be.
I also read that it can be used to crack a coconut. Does anyone here have experience with that? I'm a little affraid that when I slam the awl into a coconut I either cut off my pinkie finger, or worse: chip off that thin sharp tip of the awl?
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Nope, certainly not a member. I prefer the Pioneer line's awl and the Spirit's best.
I use the awl instead of the blade tip to open boxes or scrape something off something else or simply bore a hole to something for some reason. In just the last year, I've started pilot holes for screws with it, bore drain holes in flower pots and the baby's bath tub, made an improvised bucket using some hard wire and made a sort of sieve to separate gravel from soil.
:multi:
It's a weird thing, the awl.
It appears quite sharp when you use it to scrape something off. So some time ago I thought to myself: if this thing is so sharp, maybe I can use the awl as a letter opener instead of the main blade. But I ended up with an envelope that was completely ripped apart, and the content of the envelope wasn't in any better shape. Using the awl as a letter opener turned out to be not a very good plan, despite how sharp it may be.
I also read that it can be used to crack a coconut. Does anyone here have experience with that? I'm a little affraid that when I slam the awl into a coconut I either cut off my pinkie finger, or worse: chip off that thin sharp tip of the awl?
I agree and sharpening it once it's banged up is also kinda weird, esp. the backmounted one. The chisel grind is misleading, it makes one believe it can be used as a knife but it actually can't be a substitute for one unless it is about making a quick, short cut on something. The awl's tip is invawluable though! No idea about coconuts but I am very careful to take my time when using the awl. Doing so helps prevent accidents and breakages ;)
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The main thing I use the awl for is when working with threads. Derailing them - it's an excellent tool for that purpose.
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The main thing I use the owl for is when working with threads. Derailing them - it's an excellent tool for that purpose.
(http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/owl-150x205.jpg)
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:facepalm: It's started again!
An awl pointing at an owl on a rail.
(https://c5.staticflickr.com/9/8517/29246549924_5bcb50c160_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/LyqdmL)WP_20160923_008 (https://flic.kr/p/LyqdmL) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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:facepalm: It's started again!
An awl pointing at an owl on a rail.
Oh no, I can't help myself :facepalm:
An awl pointing at the hole in an awl pointing at an owl on a rail
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/fded87a52b66d30cf76ab05465b0ec22.jpg)
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(https://c2.staticflickr.com/9/8390/29873995145_7f6a71cf97_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MvS2XP)WP_20160923_012 (https://flic.kr/p/MvS2XP) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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(http://favoritememes.com/_nw/24/36290666.jpg)
The unamused owl is not amused.
:D
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An Owl Towel Rail
(https://c5.staticflickr.com/9/8293/29760206572_cc4971d6b2.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MkNQzS)towelrail (https://flic.kr/p/MkNQzS) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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(http://favoritememes.com/_nw/24/36290666.jpg)
The unamused owl is not amused.
:D
Unawlmused owl on an awl
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/da7b6324f5320a0f733c34b57a63b970.jpg)
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:facepalm: It's started again!
An awl pointing at an owl on a rail.
Oh no, I can't help myself :facepalm:
An awl pointing at the hole in an awl pointing at an owl on a rail
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/fded87a52b66d30cf76ab05465b0ec22.jpg)
Help!
An awl pointing at the hole on scale of an awl pointing at the hole in an awl pointing at an owl on a rail
(https://c3.staticflickr.com/6/5157/29760456322_701295849a_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MkQ7PU)WP_20160923_013 (https://flic.kr/p/MkQ7PU) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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An unamused owl in an 'L' made of awls
(https://c4.staticflickr.com/9/8123/29874252035_285e839f96_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MvTmjX)WP_20160923_014 (https://flic.kr/p/MvTmjX) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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(https://66.media.tumblr.com/a5ebd5899286b323d29f8661e2d18120/tumblr_nixzl2VLxT1tp5w7vo1_500.gif)
:crash: :D
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(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8021/29839647886_3e16c71b91_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/MsPZHG)WP_20160923_059 (https://flic.kr/p/MsPZHG) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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It's awl fun and games until someone gets poked in the eye :pok:
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So by my count.
That's 57 people IN the awl club
and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.
Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
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You awl got nothing better to do?
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So by my count.
That's 57 people IN the awl club
and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.
Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.
Awl this for nothing :facepalm:
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So by my count.
That's 57 people IN the awl club
and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.
Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.
Awl this for nothing :facepalm:
I guess awls well that ends well :D
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So by my count.
That's 57 people IN the awl club
and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.
Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.
Awl this for nothing :facepalm:
I guess awls well that ends well :D
Of awl the SAK tools, the awl has the most oppawltunities for punning with. Awlright then, on with the puns!
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(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160923/e3ec6c4a980ea1ea20198b9e3707b00d.jpg)
awll awls on the onawlmused owl
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I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.
Now that I think about it, I believe we used long metal skewers back in the Conker Wars (1980-81). Though some of the posh kids may have had penknives, I wasn't one of them...
I've just checked and everyone in the "Never used an awl" club also happens to be in the "I buy Trousers that Fit!" club. Leading me to conclude most people only use an awl when their trousers start falling down and they need a new hole in their belt...
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alw alws on the onawlmused owl
:rofl:
And we have a winner. Well done my friend - you have kept me laughing awl day :salute: What a great day and now I am off home! Have a good weekend awl.
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alw alws on the onawlmused owl
:rofl:
And we have a winner. Well done my friend - you have kept me laughing awl day :salute: What a great day and now I am off home! Have a good weekend awl.
Thank you awls well :D this was fun :rofl:
This has been a very productive friday at work, great weekend y'awl :cheers:
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So by my count.
That's 57 people IN the awl club
and 2-1/2 people NOT in the awl club.
Don't ask how I got the half, I'm awlfull at math ok, don't ream me for it either.
I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.
Awl this for nothing :facepalm:
I guess awls well that ends well :D
Of awl the SAK tools, the awl has the most oppawltunities for punning with. Awlright then, on with the puns!
firiki thinks awl puns are appawling...
:facepalm:
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Maybe we should have a pawl whether awl puns should be banned or not...
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I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.
Now that I think about it, I believe we used long metal skewers back in the Conker Wars (1980-81). Though some of the posh kids may have had penknives, I wasn't one of them...
I've just checked and everyone in the "Never used an awl" club also happens to be in the "I buy Trousers that Fit!" club. Leading me to conclude most people only use an awl when their trousers start falling down and they need a new hole in their belt...
Nope, I've only ever done that with a knife. I didn't have the luxury of possessing an awl back then.
I've been wearing something like this ever since, that's about 15 years :)
(http://straitcity.com/images/nylon_golf_belt_navy_JWB01.jpeg)
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Gonna build something like this:
(http://sakmodder.com/customs/unique/33Layer/15.jpg)
An Italian Army Tagliatelle Knife :P?
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I gotta say I don't think I've ever used a 91 or smaller awl, but then I got my first 93 and became addicted, it's been so usefull I can't believe it! So I guess I don't fall into this category..
JR
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I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.
Now that I think about it, I believe we used long metal skewers back in the Conker Wars (1980-81). Though some of the posh kids may have had penknives, I wasn't one of them...
I've just checked and everyone in the "Never used an awl" club also happens to be in the "I buy Trousers that Fit!" club. Leading me to conclude most people only use an awl when their trousers start falling down and they need a new hole in their belt...
Nope, I've only ever done that with a knife. I didn't have the luxury of possessing an awl back then.
I've been wearing something like this ever since, that's about 15 years :)
(http://straitcity.com/images/nylon_golf_belt_navy_JWB01.jpeg)
My fav type of belt too :salute:
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I count Zero in the 'Never Used an Awl' Club. Even the OP (Thunderpants) thinks they've used an awl in the past.
Now that I think about it, I believe we used long metal skewers back in the Conker Wars (1980-81). Though some of the posh kids may have had penknives, I wasn't one of them...
I've just checked and everyone in the "Never used an awl" club also happens to be in the "I buy Trousers that Fit!" club. Leading me to conclude most people only use an awl when their trousers start falling down and they need a new hole in their belt...
Nope, I've only ever done that with a knife. I didn't have the luxury of possessing an awl back then.
I've been wearing something like this ever since, that's about 15 years :)
(http://straitcity.com/images/nylon_golf_belt_navy_JWB01.jpeg)
My fav type of belt too :salute:
I can see why. They're comfortable and easy to adjust right where you want them :cheers:
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My sense of morawlity cawled... She says I should apawlogise for spreading my silliness in the world once more with all those puns yesterday. :-\
:oops:
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New page banana man dance
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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It's ok buddy. Cheers to awl! :cheers:
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Having a morning cup of tea here. Might take the kid to the mawl later. :cheers:
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This forum might be the only internet place left where you can derail a thread while having people cheering for you and joining you in the derailment... without ending up being moderated/banned :D
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Yeah eh, the moderators here are pretty lax about it awl.
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Yeah eh, the moderators here are pretty lax about it awl.
Especially that one Z of the Dead, 4th Earl of Lobchester
:D
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This forum might be the only internet place left where you can derail a thread while having people cheering for you and joining you in the derailment... without ending up being moderated/banned :D
Well, now you know why MTO is the BEST forum of all times :)
:tu:
Oh and while you're at it, do check the infamous Orange Fuse Thread (http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,54980.0.html) :D
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Yeah eh, the moderators here are pretty lax about it awl.
Especially that one Z of the Dead, 4th Eawl of Lobchester
:D
Fixed. :angel: :angel:
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Yeah eh, the moderators here are pretty lax about it awl.
Especially that one Z of the Dead, 4th Eawl of Lobchester
:D
Fixed. :angel: :angel:
I stand corrected :rofl:
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Do we have a "nobody will top this" badge? :think:
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She said it's awl about you isn't it!
Do we have a "nobody will top this" badge? :think:
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Awl these puns are Awlful Y'Awl :ahhh
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Awl these puns are Awlful Y'Awl :ahhh
Just let 'em get it awl outta their system.....
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Awl these puns are Awlful Y'Awl :ahhh
Checked out my new Spartan, it has an ______.
Just let 'em get it awl outta their system.....
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Awlkay, awl've hawld enawlf awlf this. The mawldness needs to stawlp.
Let's gawlt this thread bawlck on trawlck
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Well, a bit of derailment fun is how we rawl here at MTO :D
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Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.
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Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.
Awlrighty then.
>:D
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Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.
Awlrighty then.
>:D
:popcorn:
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I use mine awl the time :D
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Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.
Very well, no more of the specified pun from me.
But respectfully, I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time and most of us wood saw the same thing. Seems like you like tooth pick apart what people can openerly say. I don't like what I'm keyring. Next time, think plier to speaking and we can keep things civil. A lot of hard working people come here - firemen, waiters, electricians, craftsmen, handymen, mechanics, we just want to unwind after a long day. We'll stand together as brothers and scissors to champion our cause, soldier on and resist being LED astray from our ideals. We're not buying into it any quicker than you could cellidor to a caveman. And upon that door victori nox, and we'll answer the call. :whistle:
(Sorry if I'wengered you...)
Oh by the way, about ketchup...do you prefer Heinz or are you a Hunts man? :whistle:
Who's your favorite actress? Is it Mini Driver? :whistle:
:nanadance:
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Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.
Very well, no more of the specified pun from me.
But respectfully, I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time and most of us wood saw the same thing. Seems like you like tooth pick apart what people can openerly say. I don't like what I'm keyring. Next time, think plier to speaking and we can keep things civil. A lot of hard working people come here - firemen, waiters, electricians, craftsmen, handymen, mechanics, we just want to unwind after a long day. We'll stand together as brothers and scissors to champion our cause, soldier on and resist being LED astray from our ideals. We're not buying into it any quicker than you could cellidor to a caveman. And upon that door victori nox, and we'll answer the call. :whistle:
(Sorry if I'wengered you...)
Oh by the way, about ketchup...do you prefer Heinz or are you a Hunts man? :whistle:
Who's your favorite actress? Is it Mini Driver? :whistle:
:nanadance:
:like:
:rofl:
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Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.
Very well, no more of the specified pun from me.
But respectfully, I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time and most of us wood saw the same thing. Seems like you like tooth pick apart what people can openerly say. I don't like what I'm keyring. Next time, think plier to speaking and we can keep things civil. A lot of hard working people come here - firemen, waiters, electricians, craftsmen, handymen, mechanics, we just want to unwind after a long day. We'll stand together as brothers and scissors to champion our cause, soldier on and resist being LED astray from our ideals. We're not buying into it any quicker than you could cellidor to a caveman. And upon that door victori nox, and we'll answer the call. :whistle:
(Sorry if I'wengered you...)
Oh by the way, about ketchup...do you prefer Heinz or are you a Hunts man? :whistle:
Who's your favorite actress? Is it Mini Driver? :whistle:
:nanadance:
:rofl: :hatsoff:
Excellent!
For some reason this brings back memories of the brilliant Ferrari Enzo review on Top Gear years ago :D
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My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).
pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?
Awlrighty then.
>:D
I use mine awl the time :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
and we'll answer the call
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My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).
pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?
Awlrighty then.
>:D
I use mine awl the time :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
and we'll answer the call
Aaannnd, by breaking your very own rules, you owe us awl 1 SC per person :pok:
I'll be waiting :whistle:
>:D
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My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).
pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?
Awlrighty then.
>:D
I use mine awl the time :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
and we'll answer the call
Aaannnd, by breaking your very own rules, you owe us awl 1 SC per person :pok:
I'll be waiting :whistle:
>:D
No, I'll be waiting.
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Look! Another awl pun just crawled in :oops:
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My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).
pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?
Awlrighty then.
>:D
I use mine awl the time :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
and we'll answer the call
Aaannnd, by breaking your very own rules, you owe us awl 1 SC per person :pok:
I'll be waiting :whistle:
>:D
No, I'll be waiting.
I think we can awl wait indefinitely :D
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My tally so far is 1 SC from Aleph, 1 from Steve, 2 from ponch and 2 from James (check your spelling J - it's awl, not all. As your post was very well executed I will overlook the 2 you owe me and send you one of the SC's ponch owes (us).
pm me for my U Boat address (no cold cawlers please). See what I did there?
Awlrighty then.
>:D
I use mine awl the time :D
Awl these awl puns :facepalm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time
and we'll answer the call
Aaannnd, by breaking your very own rules, you owe us awl 1 SC per person :pok:
I'll be waiting :whistle:
>:D
No, I'll be waiting.
No, Duck Season!
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Look! Another awl pun just crawled in :oops:
:cheers:
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:surrender:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ29pVhsdMs
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Look! Another awl pun just crawled in :oops:
:cheers:
:drink:
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:surrender:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ29pVhsdMs
I think this thread is gradually cawlminating :whistle:
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:surrender:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ29pVhsdMs
I think this thread is gradually cawlminating :whistle:
I don't know about others but firiki takes no prisoners at this point.
He cawld-bloodedly strips 'em of any sharp and shiny earthly possessions they may have on them and then he dispatches them to wherever souls go when awl is over, instead.
>:D
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I think I'll be inviting you awl to my funerawl soon.
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Oh, cawlm down, magentus, there's nothing to be afraid of!
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'Ever seen 'Nightmare on Eawlm street'?
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Or Eawlvis?
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I'd like to read Jules Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gawlico at some point :think:
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I'd like to read Jules Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gawlico at some point :think:
I bet he started it because the Gawls wouldn't stop making horrible puns. Their descendants still have this hawlrible habit!
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I'd like to read Jules Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gawlico at some point :think:
:facepalm:
This pun has been stretched to its limits as of the last post.
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Is that like the sword of Damawlcles?
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I'd like to read Jules Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gawlico at some point :think:
:facepalm:
This pun has been stretched to its limits as of the last post.
I have to admit I'm running out of fuawl here :facepalm:
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Is that like the sword of Damawlcles?
:rofl: :surrender: :bnghd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PFgbLnUcZE
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Is that like the sword of Damawlcles?
:rofl: :surrender: :bnghd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PFgbLnUcZE
Now, now... To quote Jean-Pawl Sartre, life begins on the other side of despair.
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Can anyone suggest any good table-top rawl playing games?
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I think I need to stop now before I break my parawl.
Several people died of brain haemorrhage induced by my stupid puns but they let me out because it wasn't on purpose.
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It happened in Constantinopawl.
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Cthennifer says she is glad to have been subsumed by Cthulhu as it means she doesn't have to listen to your endless puns firiki. She only has to cope with eternal terror and the absence of hope.
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An awl, preventing magentus's awl fawling down in his foot
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Cthennifer says she is glad to have been subsumed by Cthulhu as it means she doesn't have to listen to your endless puns firiki. She only has to cope with eternal terror and the absence of hope.
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I am absawlutely delighted to hear that >:D
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Please tell Cthennifer that if she ever wants to get rid of that piece of snot on her head she can give me a whist-awl.
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I'll then turn her into my vassawl
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and have her scawld any trace of sanity...
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So, what you you people think?
Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?
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:surrender:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ29pVhsdMs
I think this thread is gradually cawlminating :whistle:
I don't know about others but firiki takes no prisoners at this point.
He cawld-bloodedly strips 'em of any sharp and shiny earthly possessions they may have on them and then he dispatches them to wherever souls go when awl is over, instead.
>:D
Wrong spelling, I meant to type sawls.
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So, what you you people think?
Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?
Obtaining one has become my sawl purpose at this point :D
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So, what you you people think?
Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?
Obtaining one has become my sawl purpose at this point :D
Without any fawl play, though :)
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New page banana man
awl dance
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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So, what you you people think?
Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?
Obtaining one has become my sawl purpose at this point :D
You have awl my support!
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So, what you you people think?
Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?
Obtaining one has become my sawl purpose at this point :D
You have awl my support!
Why, I wh-awl-heartedly thank you, sir :salute:
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An awful lot more awl puns have crawled their way into this awfully nice thread :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
You awl should be ashamed that you have made Mags want to go crazy :whistle: Two more pages of awl puns is awlful amazing though :dd:
I will have a Swisschamp waiting for your arrival from crossing the Atlantic Mags :salute: :D
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An awful lot more awl puns have crawled their way into this awfully nice thread :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
You awl should be ashamed that you have made Mags want to go crazy :whistle: Two more pages of awl puns is awlful amazing though :dd:
I will have a Swisschamp waiting for your arrival from crossing the Atlantic Mags :salute: :D
Are awl the puns bad? hehehehe
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Yawl lost your minds. ;)
/thread
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Yawl lost your minds. ;)
/thread
Iä! Cthawlhu ftagn!!
>:D
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This thread can only die of naturawl causes!
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Anyone know why all the tools in a SAK are immune to woodworm? Except the awl?
Cos several of mine have got holes in them...
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That's the SAKing needawl you're talking about :)
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Yummy....
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Yummy....
:ahhh
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Cornwawl (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornwall) seems like a charming place to visit.
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These awl puns are driving me up the wawl, TBH.
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These awl puns are driving me up the wawl, TBH.
Please stop then firiki. I know you're sat there going through an English dictionary page by page to see what awful (not 'awlful') puns you can make. It's ok (not 'awlright') if you put the book away and relax for a while.
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These awl puns are driving me up the wawl, TBH.
Please stop then firiki. I know you're sat there going through an English dictionary page by page to see what awful (not 'awlful') puns you can make. It's ok (not 'awlright') if you put the book away and relax for a while.
No need for a dictionary, I'm afraid. There's a swarm of puns brawling in my brain, each one of them trying to be the first one out. :facepalm:
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You know I'll keep up with the lousy puns for as long as they last. Or until someone shoots me.
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You know I'll keep up with the lousy puns for as long as they last. Or until someone shoots me.
Such an ignobawl character, firiki. Tsk, tsk, tsk...
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Yeah, some cannon bawls might do the trick!
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He's collapsed into a bawling mess....
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Something's gnaw(l)ing him! Perhars someone more knawledgeabawl than me could shed some light.
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He's collapsed into a bawling mess....
:like:
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Next person to use an 'awl' pun is going to be fined 1 Swisschamp, payable to me (mod) and will also spend a week on the naughty step, most probably next to firiki who will definitely steal your sandwiches.
Very well, no more of the specified pun from me.
But respectfully, I'd say you're a dReamer if you think you can keep us in-line-all the time and most of us wood saw the same thing. Seems like you like tooth pick apart what people can openerly say. I don't like what I'm keyring. Next time, think plier to speaking and we can keep things civil. A lot of hard working people come here - firemen, waiters, electricians, craftsmen, handymen, mechanics, we just want to unwind after a long day. We'll stand together as brothers and scissors to champion our cause, soldier on and resist being LED astray from our ideals. We're not buying into it any quicker than you could cellidor to a caveman. And upon that door victori nox, and we'll answer the call. :whistle:
(Sorry if I'wengered you...)
Oh by the way, about ketchup...do you prefer Heinz or are you a Hunts man? :whistle:
Who's your favorite actress? Is it Mini Driver? :whistle:
:nanadance:
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I only wanted to be the Bawl Queen :cry:
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I only wanted to be the Bawl Queen :cry:
It would seem I'm wearing my shoe sawls out fer nuttin...
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New page sad banana man dance :(
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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I only wanted to be the Bawl Queen :cry:
It would seem I'm wearing my shoe sawls out fer nuttin...
You people are awless!
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Right... The drill is over but stay alert, folks. You know these bloody puns are constantly prowling :salute:
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THIS. IS. SPAWLRTA!
:facepalm:
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Still got a bowl full of 'em, not sure you lot can handle the excitement :D
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THIS. IS. SPAWLRTA!
:facepalm:
Doesn't sound very Spartan to me!. Stick an awl in him, find out if he's a Persian spy...
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THIS. IS. SPAWLRTA!
:facepalm:
Doesn't sound very Spartan to me!. Stick an awl in him, find out if he's a Persian spy...
Give him some Malvasia...
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I admit that some of me puns are so cheesy you can hear mawld growing on your screen...
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Well how do people live without awls? And more importantly does using a awlful pun qualify you useing an awl?
But more importantly we awl are annoying a moderator vice awl revoawltion. :D
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:rofl:
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Yeah!! That's how we rawl around here :viking:
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It's a cawlition...
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I am reminded of that haunting Scottish melody, Awl Lang Syne...
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It's a cawlition...
It runs on cawl...
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It's a cawlition...
It runs on cawl...
The locomotive being fed by maddened koawla bears...
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It's a cawlition...
It runs on cawl...
The locomotive being fed by maddened koawla bears...
It's scawlding hot in here...
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Fawlk lore has it that magentus did let go in the end, sadly :cry:
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Fawlk lore has it that magentus did let go in the end, sadly :cry:
But then some enormous fawlcons came out of nowhere and grabbed him with their claws...
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Fawlk lore has it that magentus did let go in the end, sadly :cry:
But then some enormous fawlcons came out of nowhere and grabbed him with their claws...
And dropped him in a pool filled with sawlmon...
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Fawlk lore has it that magentus did let go in the end, sadly :cry:
But then some enormous fawlcons came out of nowhere and grabbed him with their claws...
And dropped him in a pool filled with sawlmon...
Somewhere in Stockhawlm...
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I know I belong to the 'Naughty step' thread's Hawl of Fame :angel:
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Nope, that's just a hawlogram >:D
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New page banana man carnawl dance
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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Oh boy, a wh-awl new page of puns lies ahead of us!
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This page could use some florawl decor :think:
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Oh boy, a wh-awl new page of recycawled puns lies ahead of us!
FTFY :salute:
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Oh boy, a wh-awl new page of recycawled puns lies ahead of us!
FTFY :salute:
Could be. Finding new puns is difficawlt you know, there's awlways the danger of repetition :-[
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Oh boy, a wh-awl new page of recycawled puns lies ahead of us!
FTFY :salute:
Could be. Finding new puns is difficawlt you know, there's awlways the danger of repetition :-[
Think I'm gonna retire to my vawlt for a little while to recuperate. :drink:
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Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.
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Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.
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:rofl: ROFL on the floor laughing.
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I like the Spartan's reamer/awl, with the sowing eye. I've used it. Not for sowing, by the way. But never, I mean seriously never, have I used the Pioneer's awl. :facepalm:
So can we please have two clubs?
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So can we please have two clubs?
So the day has finally come that the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club announces its independence...
I thought I'd never see the day! That leaves me, and, uh, Scarlett Johannson to follow the old ways, abhorring all awls always, in all ways, and upholding all clauses of the anti-awl laws. There shall be no reaming on my watch, I can assure you!
(Bit of a crap club, let's face it...)
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So can we please have two clubs?
So the day has finally come that the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club announces its independence...
I thought I'd never see the day! That leaves me, and, uh, Scarlett Johannson to follow the old ways, abhorring all awls always, in all ways, and upholding all clauses of the anti-awl laws. There shall be no reaming on my watch, I can assure you!
(Bit of a crap club, let's face it...)
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So can we please have two clubs?
(Bit of a crap club, let's face it...)
Is that a yes?
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:rofl: :twak: :rofl:
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Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.
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Better late than never, they say :tu: Wawlcome to the festivities :drink:
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Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.
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Better late than never, they say :tu: Wawlcome to hte festivities :drink:
I was about to step to the awltar and announce the creation of the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club ::)
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Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.
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Better late than never, they say :tu: Wawlcome to hte festivities :drink:
I was about to step to the awltar and announce the creation of the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club ::)
Are there any club cawlours you would like to register?
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Now its awl awl puns!
My apawlogies to awl for being so fashionawlbly late to the party.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160927/4c8fb6a6a98c1c130e49715ceb15bfc6.jpg)
Better late than never, they say :tu: Wawlcome to hte festivities :drink:
I was about to step to the awltar and announce the creation of the "Never used a Pioneer Awl, but enjoy reaming" club ::)
Are there any club cawlours you would like to register?
Awlternatively, we could hold a random draw, aloxically from the coloured Pioneers pool :D
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Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?
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Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?
Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl. ;)
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Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?
Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl. ;)
Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties... :facepalm:
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Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?
Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl. ;)
Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties... :facepalm:
Awlright now, enough! :whistle:
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Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?
Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl. ;)
Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties... :facepalm:
Awlright now, enough! :whistle:
Well, now that's a sawlprise!
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Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?
Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl. ;)
Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties... :facepalm:
Awlright now, enough! :whistle:
Well, now that's a sawlprise!
People are tired of all these puns while I haven't even resorted to some alcohawlic beverages to give my performance a little bit of boost yet!
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Dude, are you tawlking to yourself?
Sort of... It makes a form of narration possibawl. ;)
Also makes me wonder about my mental facawlties... :facepalm:
Awlright now, enough! :whistle:
Well, now that's a sawlprise!
People are tired of all these puns while I haven't even resorted to some alcohawlic beverages to give my performance a little bit of boost yet!
I can hear all the sawlfurous comments awlready...
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Might as well rub a bit of sawlt in the wound :D
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Might as well rub a bit of sawlt in the wound :D
More like mawltiple injuries...
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All these puns are taking their tawl on me but we must reach out gawl, Dawly dawling.
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LAWL
:D
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Asterix and the cawldron is a quite funny album :tu:
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New page banana man dance
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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LAWL
:D
:D :D
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We should be using more sawlar energy :think:
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As you listen to my voice... you will grow more and more somnawlent...
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...and your sense of smell will be heightened... You'll then go out and bring me lots of black truffawl...
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...out of which I'll make me a smawl fortune...
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Hawlarious.
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...out of which I'll make me a smawl fortune...
...preferably not in dawllars but in small gawld bars..
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Hawlarious.
Do you really mean that or are you just being kind?
This may look as an exercise in futility but it is actuawlly done with cawlective good in mind :)
Edit: Speawlling :D
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Hawlarious.
Do you really mean that or are you just being kind?
This may look as an exercise in futility but it is actually done with cawlective good in mind :)
Affirmawltive.
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Hawlarious.
Do you really mean that or are you just being kind?
This may look as an exercise in futility but it is actually done with cawlective good in mind :)
Affirmawltive.
Thank you. Good to hear that letting my mind run free as a cawlt (or fawl if you prefer) wasn't a waste of time!
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Someone please suggest a good, single mawlt whiskey. I like me some from time to time, I could use a double right now!
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Someone please suggest a good, single mawlt whiskey. I like me some from time to time, I could use a double right now!
The Bawlvenie DoubleWood is nice :cheers:
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And of course there's also good whisky from Dawlwhinnie, Lagawlvulin, Tawlisker or The Macawllan :cheers:
But those who want it cheaper (and not single mawlt) are probably better off with Johnny Awlker, William Alwson's or Chivas Regawl.
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This thread a has been an awlright read :tu: :D
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Oh. I have never used the awl on my SAK can I join? I use the awl on LM a lot of time as a fork... But have never use the one on my SAK which is a climber where the awl isn't in the good position to be used as a fork.
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Oh. I have never used the awl on my SAK can I join? I use the awl on LM a lot of time as a fork... But have never use the one on my SAK which is a climber where the awl isn't in the good position to be used as a fork.
So it's Forked Up Beyond Awl Recognition?
:facepalm:
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You wondered wrong brah :D
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@glennfiddich: Thank you for the suggestions. I've had Talisker and liked it and Chivas, that was a bit sweet I think? :cheers:
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This thread a has been an awlright read :tu: :D
Glad you like it so far.
:viking:Never a dawl moment in this thread:viking:
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Oh. I have never used the awl on my SAK can I join? I use the awl on LM a lot of time as a fork... But have never use the one on my SAK which is a climber where the awl isn't in the good position to be used as a fork.
Not sure... See, I know this is in the SAK forum but you say you have used the awl on LM so unless this club is exclusively for SAK awl non users I'd say the club has yet to find its first apostawl. :think:
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So it's Forked Up Beyond Awl Recognition?
:facepalm:
This is the awl puns thread :pok:
...but that's a nice cawlembour there :D :cheers:
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Same awld, same awld...
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Same awld, same awld...
Didn't that famous cartoon end with'
That's awl folks! ???
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@glennfiddich: Thank you for the suggestions. I've had Talisker and liked it and Chivas, that was a bit sweet I think? :cheers:
I don't reawlly remember Chivas being sweet, but to be honest it's been a long time since i've had a bottle of Chivas.
The 'standard' 10 year old Talisker' is one of those whiskes I usually awlways have in stock but if you want to try a different Talisker I can suggest the Talisker Port Ruighe :cheers:
If you like the Talisker type of whiskies i'd also suggest Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Ardbeg, maybe Bowmore. Although these suggestions are awl very generawl because within these brands there are of course many variations.
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This thread makes Odin, the awlfather cry :cry:
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Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D
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@glennfiddich: Thank you for the suggestions. I've had Talisker and liked it and Chivas, that was a bit sweet I think? :cheers:
I don't reawlly remember Chivas being sweet, but to be honest it's been a long time since i've had a bottle of Chivas.
The 'standard' 10 year old Talisker' is one of those whiskes I usually awlways have in stock but if you want to try a different Talisker I can suggest the Talisker Port Ruighe :cheers:
If you like the Talisker type of whiskies i'd also suggest Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Ardbeg, maybe Bowmore. Although these suggestions are awl very generawl because within these brands there are of course many variations.
I was actually thinking of Dimpawl (seriously) :-[ I'm not a huge fan of whiskey but I do appreciate a good drink and sometimes whiskey has just the right taste for my palate at that moment.
There's a bar near my workplace that speSmurfpillses in whiskey, they have an impressive range! Maybe I'll go check their offerings (not today though) and try out your sugesstions if they have them. I'll report back when that happens :cheers: :drink:
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This thread makes Odin, the awlfather cry :cry:
Don't be sad, Odin! Look, a funny little pawlar bear!
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New page banana man dance
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D
:dnft:
There's a typo in the sign, though ::)
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Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D
Awlright, awlright, awlright...... :facepalm:
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Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D
Awlright, awlright, awlright...... :facepalm:
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No, please stop! Just the thought of another pun makes my bowawls convawlse with terror :ahhh
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Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D
Awlright, awlright, awlright...... :facepalm:
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No, please stop! Just the thought of another pun makes my bowawls convawlse with terror :ahhh
Maybe I can wawltz away the terror, hopefully :cry:
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Is everyone awlright with this thread being derailed :D
Awlright, awlright, awlright...... :facepalm:
(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2014/03/07/wooderson.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg)
No, please stop! Just the thought of another pun makes my bowawls convawlse with terror :ahhh
Maybe I can wawltz away the terror, hopefully :cry:
I feel as if 10.000 vawlts were going through my body :sa:
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:cheers:
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What's puzzawling you, Gandawlf?
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Ten pages of this thread! To be honest, I expected these awl jokes and this whole thread/derailment would end around the page #4 or #5. :whistle: But nope :rofl:
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What's puzzawling you, Gandawlf?
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@glennfiddich: Thank you for the suggestions. I've had Talisker and liked it and Chivas, that was a bit sweet I think? :cheers:
I don't reawlly remember Chivas being sweet, but to be honest it's been a long time since i've had a bottle of Chivas.
The 'standard' 10 year old Talisker' is one of those whiskes I usually awlways have in stock but if you want to try a different Talisker I can suggest the Talisker Port Ruighe :cheers:
If you like the Talisker type of whiskies i'd also suggest Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Ardbeg, maybe Bowmore. Although these suggestions are awl very generawl because within these brands there are of course many variations.
I was actually thinking of Dimpawl (seriously) :-[ I'm not a huge fan of whiskey but I do appreciate a good drink and sometimes whiskey has just the right taste for my palate at that moment.
There's a bar near my workplace that speSmurfpillses in whiskey, they have an impressive range! Maybe I'll go check their offerings (not today though) and try out your sugesstions if they have them. I'll report back when that happens :cheers: :drink:
Ahh, Dimpawl... good memories! That one actually was kind of sweet. Still have the bottle:
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Let me know if any of my suggestions worked out for you! :cheers:
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Ten pages of this thread! To be honest, I expected these awl jokes and this whole thread/derailment would end around the page #4 or #5. :whistle: But nope :rofl:
Awl of us would be sad if this happened, it's just not the MTO way ;)
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What about the Wenger awl? Any non-users at awl?
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Nice bottle of Dimpawl!
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I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
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I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.
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Unlike many people I have no doubts about my insanity at awl.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tJGk4ofc18
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I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.
In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!
Oh no! :sa:
I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread :dwts:
Now I reawlly have no life :facepalm:
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Already knocking your head against the wawl?
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Congratulations. On to the next milennium :cheers:.
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Congratulations. On to the next milennium :cheers:.
I'm getting tired of awl of this all stuff! :ahhh
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Congratulations. On to the next milennium :cheers:.
Thanks :salute:
Already knocking your head against the wawl?
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Ten pages of this thread! To be honest, I expected these awl jokes and this whole thread/derailment would end around the page #4 or #5. :whistle: But nope :rofl:
It's like the Duraceawl bunny, it keeps on going and going...
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Ten pages of this thread! To be honest, I expected these awl jokes and this whole thread/derailment would end around the page #4 or #5. :whistle: But nope :rofl:
Awl of us would be sad if this happened, it's just not the MTO way ;)
Definitawly not the MTO way!
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I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.
Your words must be enthrawlling ;)
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Unlike many people I have no doubts about my insanity at awl.
Like any good hawlequin :tu:
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@glennfiddich: Thank you for the suggestions. I've had Talisker and liked it and Chivas, that was a bit sweet I think? :cheers:
I don't reawlly remember Chivas being sweet, but to be honest it's been a long time since i've had a bottle of Chivas.
The 'standard' 10 year old Talisker' is one of those whiskes I usually awlways have in stock but if you want to try a different Talisker I can suggest the Talisker Port Ruighe :cheers:
If you like the Talisker type of whiskies i'd also suggest Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Ardbeg, maybe Bowmore. Although these suggestions are awl very generawl because within these brands there are of course many variations.
I was actually thinking of Dimpawl (seriously) :-[ I'm not a huge fan of whiskey but I do appreciate a good drink and sometimes whiskey has just the right taste for my palate at that moment.
There's a bar near my workplace that speSmurfpillses in whiskey, they have an impressive range! Maybe I'll go check their offerings (not today though) and try out your sugesstions if they have them. I'll report back when that happens :cheers: :drink:
Ahh, Dimpawl... good memories! That one actually was kind of sweet. Still have the bottle:
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Let me know if any of my suggestions worked out for you! :cheers:
Deawl!
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New page banana man dance
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.
In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!
Oh no! :sa:
I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread :dwts:
Now I reawlly have no life :facepalm:
Well congratawlations! :cheers:
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I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.
In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!
Oh no! :sa:
I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread :dwts:
Now I reawlly have no life :facepalm:
Well congratawlations! :cheers:
:cheers:
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Thank you for noticing that :salute: It awllows me to ask the question again
So, what you you people think?
Does firiki quawlify for a 'Unhawly Spammer' badge or something like that?
while I sit back, reawlax and enjoy the mayhem. >:D
BTW, if you don't mind me asking, is that an Awlster accent?
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Congratulations. On to the next milennium :cheers:.
I'm getting tired of awl of this all stuff! :ahhh
A pretty awloquent statement, that.
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Congratulations. On to the next milennium :cheers:.
Thanks :salute:
Already knocking your head against the wawl?
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Now, now, no need for desperate actions...
A tawl cliff works better, anyhow :whistle:
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What's puzzawling you, Gandawlf?
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Are you any good with awlchemy, Gandawlf? Maybe you could find some formuawla to clear up your mind a bit?
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What's puzzawling you, Gandawlf?
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Are you any good with awlchemy, Gandawlf? Maybe you could find some formuawla to clear up your mind a bit?
Please note I am working on a awl pun forming awlgorithm so you may wanna hurry!
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Sorry guys, but it is one of my most used tools. Whether it be for drilling holes in soft materials, making holes to start screws, making pilot holes to start screws, fixing my belt (I'm between the holes halfway on a 38" belt), or even used as a marlinspike, I'm often using it. Very few of my SAKs lack it. Now, the corkscrew and toothpick are a whole different story--I can do without both.
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Please note I am working on a awl pun forming awlgorithm so you may wanna hurry!
I was told such an awlgorithm could be used in mawlecular biology to create the awltimate awl pun gene!
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Congratulations. On to the next milennium :cheers:.
Thanks :salute:
Already knocking your head against the wawl?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)
Now, now, no need for desperate actions...
A tawl cliff works better, anyhow :whistle:
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-laugh-l-laugh-you-cry-l-cry-you-jump-3579917.png)
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Sorry guys, but it is one of my most used tools. Whether it be for drilling holes in soft materials, making holes to start screws, making pilot holes to start screws, fixing my belt (I'm between the holes halfway on a 38" belt), or even used as a mawlinspike, I'm often using it. Very few of my SAKs lack it. Now, the corkscrew and toothpick are a whole different story--I can do without both.
Fixed that for you :)
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Congratulations. On to the next milennium :cheers:.
Thanks :salute:
Already knocking your head against the wawl?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)
Now, now, no need for desperate actions...
A tawl cliff works better, anyhow :whistle:
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-laugh-l-laugh-you-cry-l-cry-you-jump-3579917.png)
Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...
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What about the Wenger awl? Any non-users at awl?
Nope, not here. I've used that as weawl.
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Congratulations. On to the next milennium :cheers:.
Thanks :salute:
Already knocking your head against the wawl?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)
Now, now, no need for desperate actions...
A tawl cliff works better, anyhow :whistle:
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-laugh-l-laugh-you-cry-l-cry-you-jump-3579917.png)
Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...
I sincerely awlpologise :cheers:
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Congratulations. On to the next milennium :cheers:.
Thanks :salute:
Already knocking your head against the wawl?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)
Now, now, no need for desperate actions...
A tawl cliff works better, anyhow :whistle:
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-laugh-l-laugh-you-cry-l-cry-you-jump-3579917.png)
Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...
Then again, where would one find a tall cliff in Hawlland (or, more correctly, the Nethawlands)? :think:
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Congratulations. On to the next milennium :cheers:.
Thanks :salute:
Already knocking your head against the wawl?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)
Now, now, no need for desperate actions...
A tawl cliff works better, anyhow :whistle:
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-laugh-l-laugh-you-cry-l-cry-you-jump-3579917.png)
Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...
Then again, where would one find a tall cliff in Hawlland (or, more correctly, the Nethawlands)? :think:
I'm awlfraid you're right. We don't have tawl cliffs here!
Hawlland is a very safe country, tawl cliff-wise.
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Congratulations. On to the next milennium :cheers:.
Thanks :salute:
Already knocking your head against the wawl?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160930/84b0e36d69f709799bec0f16eb7d6696.jpg)
Now, now, no need for desperate actions...
A tawl cliff works better, anyhow :whistle:
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-laugh-l-laugh-you-cry-l-cry-you-jump-3579917.png)
Oh, reawlly?! I thought you were a friend...
I sincerely awlpologise :cheers:
No need to, it was a foolish remark *mumbawls something about some things being better if left unsaid*
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Off to sleep now, there's awlong day ahead of me in a few hours. Good night MTO :)
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Off to sleep now, there's awlong day ahead of me in a few hours. Good night MTO :)
Good night, hope you're not an awlful dReamer
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Sorry guys, but it is one of my most used tools. Whether it be for drilling holes in soft materials, making holes to start screws, making pilot holes to start screws, fixing my belt (I'm between the holes halfway on a 38" belt), or even used as a marlinspike, I'm often using it. Very few of my SAKs lack it. Now, the corkscrew and toothpick are a whole different story--I can do without both.
Hooray! I think you deserve honorary membership anyway - or a million dollars cash, your choice* -, simply for putting together several consecutive sentences without using a single pun.
*offer closes midnight Central European Time September 30th 2016 . While stocks last. etc.
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I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread :dwts:
Congrats on making the Nawl Life Club. :cheers: :punishmentchicken:
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I'd like to apologise to the world for spawning this horrible topic.
Had I know it would turn into the text equivalent of "Sharknado" - with bad puns instead of sharks - I would have avoided the internet the whole of September 2016...
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I'd like to apologise to the world for spawning this horrible topic.
Had I know it would turn into the text equivalent of "Sharknado" - with bad puns instead of sharks - I would have avoided the internet the whole of September 2016...
That's Ok TP, we awl have a thread go awl the way out sometimes.....
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Oh how cute, an apawlogy.
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Thunderpants it's awl good buddy :D
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Thunderpants it's awl good buddy :D
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Awl of me,
Why not take awl of me... :whistle:]
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I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.
In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!
Oh no! :sa:
I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread :dwts:
Now I reawlly have no life :facepalm:
Ok awl, gather 'round, and bring the punishment chicken... and lard, lots and lots of lard...
For someone is about to get accepted in the No LIfe Club >:D
:D
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I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.
In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!
Oh no! :sa:
I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread :dwts:
Now I reawlly have no life :facepalm:
Ok awl, gather 'round, and bring the punishment chicken... and lard, lots and lots of lard...
For someone is about to get accepted in the No LIfe Club >:D
:D
:dwts: :to:
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Ok awl, gather 'round, and bring the punishment chicken... and lard, lots and lots of lard...
I just hope Ms Johansson skips this thread....
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Easy now Glen-fizzle, everyone goes through the motions :D
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New page banana man dance
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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I ain't tawlking to myself (awlthough it's one of my favorite pastimes).
That's OK 'cause I ain't tawlking back either.
In the end we will awll become mentawlly insane over the awl!
Oh no! :sa:
I just spent my 1000th post in the awl thread :dwts:
Now I reawlly have no life :facepalm:
Ok awl, gather 'round, and bring the punishment chicken... and lard, lots and lots of lard...
For someone is about to get accepted in the No LIfe Club >:D
:D
:dwts: :to:
Oh, come on G-Fiddle, be bawld. No pain no gain as they say ::)
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The oracle has spoken so it is now official; This thread has:
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=287840;image)
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Sorry guys, but it is one of my most used tools. Whether it be for drilling holes in soft materials, making holes to start screws, making pilot holes to start screws, fixing my belt (I'm between the holes halfway on a 38" belt), or even used as a marlinspike, I'm often using it. Very few of my SAKs lack it. Now, the corkscrew and toothpick are a whole different story--I can do without both.
Hooray! I think you deserve honorary membership anyway - or a million dollars cash, your choice* -, simply for putting together several consecutive sentences without using a single pun.
*offer closes midnight Central European Time September 30th 2016 . While stocks last. etc.
Would you have awl puns penawlised?
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Off to sleep now, there's awlong day ahead of me in a few hours. Good night MTO :)
Good night, hope you're not an awlful dReamer
I dreamer I am though I sleep heavawly...
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I'd like to apologise to the world for spawning this horrible topic.
Had I know it would turn into the text equivalent of "Sharknado" - with bad puns instead of sharks - I would have avoided the internet the whole of September 2016...
That's Ok TP, we awl have a thread go awl the way out sometimes.....
I don't think that's really consawling for TP :think:
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Oh how cute, an apawlogy.
A treatise on appawls ???
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Thunderpants it's awl good buddy :D
Maybe TP is cawldy indifferent to these puns?
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Gandawlf's friend
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is here!
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Good thing the car's remains can be sawld for scrap metawl :tu:
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Good gawly, Miss Mawly, sure like to bawl.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma cawl.
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Good gawly, Miss Mawly, sure like to bawl.
When you're rockin' and a rollin' can't hear your momma cawl.
You should go around the canawls of Venice on a gondawla with Miss Mawly. It's a great experience!
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Gotta go. I'm training hard to be like my idawl:
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One awl to rule them all.
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One Awl to find them
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good got awlmighty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDLcgtlmXVA
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One would think this thread has run a full circawl and is about to fawl into some crevice in History's fabric...
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But, like a new Christopher Cawlumbus, firiki has set out to discover a previously unknown entire new world-unknown to the Old World's inhabitant's at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94dY-QxjDiE
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Those who vawlue their mental well being; DO NOT ENTER
:sailor:
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Those who vawlue their mental well being; DO NOT ENTER
:sailor:
Too late. If you read the warning, you're awlready here >:D
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Those who vawlue their mental well being; DO NOT ENTER
:sailor:
Too late. If you read the warning, you're awlready here >:D
True but I had to warn peopawl for legawl reasons...
See post #139:
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I think I need to stop now before I break my parawl.
Several people died of brain haemorrhage induced by my stupid puns but they let me out because it wasn't on purpose.
:D
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Previous owner of my DAK used an awl -ONCE-, but didn't know how:
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=21658.0;attach=287990)
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=21658.0;attach=287992)
And these pictures are after I reduced the wound :facepalm:
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Previous owner of my DAK used an awl -ONCE-, but didn't know how:
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=21658.0;attach=287990)
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=21658.0;attach=287992)
And these pictures are after I reduced the wound :facepalm:
That's an awlfully mistreated awl!
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Previous owner of my DAK used an awl -ONCE-, but didn't know how:
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=21658.0;attach=287990)
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=21658.0;attach=287992)
And these pictures are after I reduced the wound :facepalm:
That's an awlfully mistreated awl!
Or the previous owner just lost awl his keys...
OHNO! it's contagious!
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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OHNO! it's contagious!
Incurabawl too!
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Is viawlence your answer to everything, magentus? :pok:
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New page banana man dance
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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Nawl pawlge bawlnawlnawl mawln dawlnce
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
FTFY :salute:
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Nawl pawlge bawlnawlnawl mawln dawlnce
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
FTFY :salute:
Just awlful :twak:
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Nawl pawlge bawlnawlnawl mawln dawlnce
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
FTFY :salute:
Awlful just :pok:
FTFY :salute:
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awls mawlny of us hawlve awllreawldy noticed, this awlwl thing is beginning to get out of hawlnd...
On the bright side, if the awlrmy ever needs awl new code for tawllking over rawldios - like the Nawlvawljo “Windtawllkers” in WW2 - we hawlve one thawlt awlppeawlrs to be neawlrly impossible to decipher...
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awls mawlny of us hawlve awllreawldy noticed, this awlwl thing is beginning to get out of hawlnd...
On the bright side, if the awlrmy ever needs awl new code for tawllking over rawldios - like the Nawlvawljo “Windtawllkers” in WW2 - we hawlve one thawlt awlppeawlrs to be neawlrly impossible to decipher...
Swiss Awlmy Kode :salute:
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awls mawlny of us hawlve awllreawldy noticed, this awlwl thing is beginning to get out of hawlnd...
On the bright side, if the awlrmy ever needs awl new code for tawllking over rawldios - like the Nawlvawljo “Windtawllkers” in WW2 - we hawlve one thawlt awlppeawlrs to be neawlrly impossible to decipher...
Swiss Awlmy Kode :salute:
Compatibawle with MAWLLE system... :rofl:
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Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?
::)
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Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?
::)
Awlfraid so!
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Join in with the Dwarven Awl Song:
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Reeeeeeeeeeeeamer,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Reeeeeeeeeeeeamer,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Reeeeeeeeeeeeamer,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
Awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl, awl,
And a Paaaaaaaaaaaartidge innnnnn a peeeeeeeeear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Awl we need is awls .....Awls is awl we need :)
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Awl we need is awls .....Awls is awl we need :)
Nice one Steve. Lennon and McCartneys finest hour. :cheers:
I like the Hendrix version of Dylans classic 'Awl Awlong the wawltch towawl'
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Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?
::)
Awlfraid so!
Yup, not awlowed to just quit... :viking:
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:viking: AWL !!
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I was disqualified from this club decades ago (more than I'll admit to) - having used the awl to awl its potential - including sewing back up a heavy bag of pet food that was infested (had to go back to the store) with one of the newer awls that had a sewing needle - the common "need another hole in the belt" a couple times long ago - making starter holes in wood for wood screws - and using it to carefully undo some tight knots. The Wenger work better for this; the Vic can cut the cord if used too aggressively.
The one question I've had to which there's never been a satisfactory answer, after awl the knives with awl the awls:
Is there the One Awl to rule them awl?
Awl right -- I admit, that one was awlful :facepalm:
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Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?
::)
Awlfraid so!
Yup, not awlowed to just quit... :viking:
Not before Hawlloween night... :twak:
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Awl right -- I admit, that one was awlful :facepalm:
You know, good men have found themselves on the gawlows for less serious reasons >:D
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Awl right -- I admit, that one was awlful :facepalm:
You know, good men have found themselves on the gawlows for less serious reasons >:D
Just the one awl pun firiki? Are you beginning to .......gulp.........run out of puns?
You could have written your last post like this:
Y'awl knawl, good men hawlve foawlund thawlmsawlves on the gawlows for lawlss sawlrious reawlsons >:D
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Awl right -- I admit, that one was awlful :facepalm:
You know, good men have found themselves on the gawlows for less serious reasons >:D
Just the one awl pun firiki? Are you beginning to .......gulp.........run out of puns?
You could have written your last post like this:
Y'awl knawl, good men hawlve foawlund thawlmsawlves on the gawlows for lawlss sawlrious reawlsons >:D
You'd love that, wouldn't you now, magentus?
The truth is I have decided to be frugawl with the puns to prawlong the agony... Is your pawlse rising? Mwhaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaah >:D
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Plus, I don't have much spare time lately ;)
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Do your worst firiki.
My new favourite tool is the Cat-Lifter on my SI:
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Do your worst firiki.
*firiki is meowling malevawlently*
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Do your worst firiki.
*firiki is meowling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY
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Do your worst firiki.
*firiki is meawling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY
Missed one tho' ::)
I'm not demorawlised by all your scorn, you know...
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Do your worst firiki.
*firiki is meawling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY
Missed one tho' ::)
I'm not demorawlised by all your scorn, you know...
I applawlde your awlptomistic outlook firiki. I sawlute you :salute:
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Do your worst firiki.
*firiki is meawling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY
Missed one tho' ::)
I'm not demorawlised by all your scorn, you know...
I applawlde your awlptomistic outlook firiki. I sawlute you :salute:
I intend to uphawld the practice of making intawlerable puns even if I'm the last person in the mawltiverse to keep doing so :angel:
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Do your worst firiki.
*firiki is meawling mawlevawlawlntly*
FTFY
Missed one tho' ::)
I'm not demorawlised by all your scorn, you know...
I applawlde your awlptomistic outlook firiki. I sawlute you :salute:
I intend to uphawld the practice of making intawlerable puns even if I'm the last person in the mawltiverse to keep doing so :angel:
Awl, or nothing, at awl... :whistle:
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One for awl and awl for one?
:facepalm:
:D
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/22/04/2EAF425B00000578-0-image-a-31_1448166712638.jpg)
"Awl is All... or, All is Awl. I forget."
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eating, after awl :facepalm:
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this page is giving me a headache :facepalm:
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New page banana man dance. :nanadance: :nanadance:
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New page banana man dance. :nanadance: :nanadance:
Awl of me, why not take awl of me... :whistle:
I should stop now?
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this page is giving me a headache :facepalm:
Yeah, if you ever need to reduce your IQ (for instance, you wanna be President of the United States) this is the topic to read. And read again.
You can literally feel your brain cells curling up and dying...
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this page is giving me
Yeah, if you ever need to reduce your IQ (for instance, you wanna be President of the United States) this is the topic to read. And read again.
You can literally feel your brain cells curling up and dying...
Awl ya need is love...da da da da da :whistle:
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this page is giving me a headache :facepalm:
Maybe this :twak: will help :D
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this page is giving me a headache :facepalm:
Maybe this :twak: will help :D
got something better :drink:
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this page is giving me a headache :facepalm:
Maybe this :twak: will help :D
got something better :drink:
Howdy Mechanickawl :)
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this page is giving me a headache :facepalm:
Maybe this :twak: will help :D
got something better :drink:
Howdy Mechanickawl :)
Now I'm even more infected then before... Thanks :rant:
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Don't worry be happy it's not lethawl.
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Don't worry be happy it's not lethawl.
lawl !
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Don't worry be happy it's not lethawl.
lawl !
+1 :tu:
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So you lot thought you could let this thread fawl into obawlivion!?
:twak:
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:ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak:
He's Back! Awlmageddon!
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:ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak:
He's Back! Awlmageddon!
He's back awlrigth... Quick (as a thunderbawlt), hide your vawluables...
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:ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak: :ahhh :facepalm: :rant: :twak:
He's Back! Awlmageddon!
He's back awlrigth... Quick (as a thunderbawlt), hide your vawluables...
Stuff like awlpawls or emerawlds, you know..
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this page is giving me a headache :facepalm:
Yeah, if you ever need to reduce your IQ (for instance, you wanna be President of the United States) this is the topic to read. And read again.
You can literawlly feel your brain cells curling up and dying...
FTFY :angel:
If you ever want to anawlyse your dislike for awl puns I'll be glad to hawlp :salute:
(A bit more) Seriously now, I quite liked this film, Idiocracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy
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I quite liked this film, Idiocracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy
Yep that's a terrific film!
Explains a lot of what's wrong with the world at the moment...
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I quite liked this film, Idiocracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy
Yep that's a terrific film!
Explains a lot of what's wrong with the world at the moment...
(https://m.popkey.co/590487/p874K.gif)
:ahhh
(elektrawlites... :angel:)
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I quite liked this film, Idiocracy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy
Yep that's a terrific film!
Explains a lot of what's wrong with the world at the moment...
(https://m.popkey.co/590487/p874K.gif)
:ahhh
(elektrawlites... :angel:)
Awl I want for Christmas is a new Swiss SAK.... :whistle:
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Awlbatross....
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Bawld Eagle
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Owl
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2605290.1460988720!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_1200/article-owl-0418.jpg)
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Uh oh, I think we've been here before :facepalm:
(https://c8.staticflickr.com/6/5495/29666950663_38422b2c33_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn)WP_20161013_003 (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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Uh oh, I think we've been here before :facepalm:
(https://c8.staticflickr.com/6/5495/29666950663_38422b2c33_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn)WP_20161013_003 (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Oh you are awl so lucky i'm not carrying a knife with an awl today! :pok:
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Uh oh, I think we've been here before :facepalm:
(https://c8.staticflickr.com/6/5495/29666950663_38422b2c33_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn)WP_20161013_003 (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
An awl pointing at an owl...
Sounds familiar... :think:
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Don't worry G-Fiddy, I'll have a guess at what you would have done:
An owl eye through the eye of an awl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5515/30263168576_3ad0ab025b_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/N7fDEy)WP_20161013_006 (https://flic.kr/p/N7fDEy) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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Don't worry G-Fiddy, I'll have a guess at what you would have done:
An owl eye through the eye of an awl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5515/30263168576_3ad0ab025b_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/N7fDEy)WP_20161013_006 (https://flic.kr/p/N7fDEy) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
You know me so well, mawlgentus! :cheers:
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Uh oh, I think we've been here before :facepalm:
(https://c8.staticflickr.com/6/5495/29666950663_38422b2c33_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn)WP_20161013_003 (https://flic.kr/p/McySRn) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
An awl pointing at an owl...
Sounds familiar... :think:
Totawl Recawll... >:D
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This is awlmazing! 14 (fawlteen) pages of awl puns with hardly any mention of the original topic! I think I speak for awl contributors so far when I say 'Thunderpants, you're awlright!' :salute: We sawlute you.
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Uh oh, I think we've been here before :facepalm:
(Image removed from quote.)
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Awl%20Out%20Support.jpg)
Owl gets awl out support.
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You guys are getting awlfully silly :)
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J-Lizzle, I'll give you awl the support you need.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8134/29668356774_e618a131e4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE)WP_20161013_007 (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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J-Lizzle, I'll give you awl the support you need.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8134/29668356774_e618a131e4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE)WP_20161013_007 (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Now not only the writing gets me an awlfull headache, but the pictures too...
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This is awlmazing! 14 (fawlteen) pages of awl puns with hardly any mention of the original topic! I think I speak for awl contributors so far when I say 'Thunderpants, you're awlright!' :salute: We sawlute you.
No newpage bananawlmandance?
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J-Lizzle, I'll give you awl the support you need.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8134/29668356774_e618a131e4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE)WP_20161013_007 (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Now not only the writing gets me an awlfull headache, but the pictures too...
I can only advise you to stop looking Mechanikawl. Go on, try and look away :pok:
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(http://i65.tinypic.com/rb9tmu.jpg)
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J-Lizzle, I'll give you awl the support you need.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8134/29668356774_e618a131e4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE)WP_20161013_007 (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Now not only the writing gets me an awlfull headache, but the pictures too...
I can only advise you to stop looking Mechanikawl. Go on, try and look away :pok:
But it's contagious... and incurabawl...
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J-Lizzle, I'll give you awl the support you need.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8134/29668356774_e618a131e4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE)WP_20161013_007 (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Now not only the writing gets me an awlfull headache, but the pictures too...
There's a smawley for that awlffliction:
:dwts:
And now arriving from their recent tour of the Minimawlist Chawllenge Thread . . .
:nanadance: :nanadance:
Along with the Cthawlhu Dancers
( ;;; ) ( ;;; ) ( ;;; )
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This is a neverending story...
Listen to the song by Limawl (please note that YouTube spells his name awl wrong):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geVYIHOat5o
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J-Lizzle, I'll give you awl the support you need.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/9/8134/29668356774_e618a131e4_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE)WP_20161013_007 (https://flic.kr/p/McG5QE) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Now not only the writing gets me an awlfull headache, but the pictures too...
There's a smawley for that awlffliction:
:dwts:
And now arriving from their recent tour of the Minimawlist Chawllenge Thread . . .
:nanadance: :nanadance:
Along with the Cthawlhu Dancers
( ;;; ) ( ;;; ) ( ;;; )
Dancing to the Call of Cthawlu... I like it
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Awlephant...
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Wawlrus...
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Tawltle...
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Rosie playing with her favorite bawll
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k115/asc67/Rosies%202015/DSC02688_zpsrdxzkp7w.jpg) (http://s86.photobucket.com/user/asc67/media/Rosies%202015/DSC02688_zpsrdxzkp7w.jpg.html)
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King Willem Awlexander of the Netherlands doing his imitation of Louis Awlstrong!
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King Willem Awlexander of the Netherlands!
Awl hail the King!
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(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=289568;image)
:D
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Good to see this thread stawll rolling. :tu:
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I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.
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I have an enamawl cup.
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I have an enamawl cup.
Good job Zman, good job.
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I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.
And to think I bawlked at first :D
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Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
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I have an enamawl cup.
Good job Zman, good job.
Congratawlations accepted, thanks.
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Some people can awlply for an "awlfull awl" merrit by now.
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I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.
And to think I bawlked at first :D
Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Tawlking to yawlself firiki?
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I have an enamawl cup.
Good job Zman, good job.
Congratawlations accepted, thanks.
We got our toddler an enamawl cup as he refuses to drink out of a bottawl since he was 8 months old.
Bad idea; he dropped it once and the bottom got chipped all the way to the metal core. I kept finding tiny bits for a few days scattered around.
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I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.
And to think I bawlked at first :D
Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Tawlking to yawlself firiki?
Surawly you noticed the quote above my post where I explain how all this started, magentus?
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Some people can awlply for an "awlfull awl" merrit by now.
I've awlready applied twice, still nothing; tough awldience. :o
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I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.
And to think I bawlked at first :D
Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Tawlking to yawlself firiki?
Surawly you noticed the quote above my post where I explain how all this started, magentus?
Awl I see is the word awl now firiki. I see it awl over the place - in the bawlthroom, the telawlvision, I hear it on the rawldio, and the vawlces in my head won't shut up about bloody awls. :facepalm: SO no, I didn't nawltice yawl expawlnation.
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New page bananawl man dance. :nanadance: :nanadance:
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I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.
And to think I bawlked at first :D
Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Tawlking to yawlself firiki?
Surawly you noticed the quote above my post where I explain how all this started, magentus?
Awl I see is the word awl now firiki. I see it awl over the place - in the bawlthroom, the telawlvision, I hear it on the rawldio, and the vawlces in my head won't shut up about bloody awls. :facepalm: SO no, I didn't nawltice yawl expawlnation.
Believawlble.
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I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.
And to think I bawlked at first :D
Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Tawlking to yawlself firiki?
Surawly you noticed the quote above my post where I explain how all this started, magentus?
Awl I see is the word awl now firiki. I see it awl over the place - in the bawlthroom, the telawlvision, I hear it on the rawldio, and the vawlces in my head won't shut up about bloody awls. :facepalm: SO no, I didn't nawltice yawl expawlnation.
Wawlcome to my wawld, magentus... >:D
Puns till Vawlhala :viking:
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I'm reminded of the Dwawlven Awl song.............
Awltogether now,
AWL AWL AWL AWL AWL AWL AWL AWL - (repeat etawlnaly)
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All the way from Sweden, ladies and Gentlemen, Benny Andersson on piano....
(http://i66.tinypic.com/rbdys0.jpg)
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:rofl:
And here's the video (awlong with the spelling mistake ::) ):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyIOl-s7JTU
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Good morning awl.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161014/9eb0ec6d3c78058a3737951446ecde92.png)
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Good morning awl.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161014/9eb0ec6d3c78058a3737951446ecde92.png)
Taptawlk?
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Good morning awl.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161014/9eb0ec6d3c78058a3737951446ecde92.png)
Taptawlk?
And prawlific posters :D
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Good morning awl.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161014/9eb0ec6d3c78058a3737951446ecde92.png)
Taptawlk?
And prawlific posters :D
Awlarm clocks are overrated. I awlways wake up to the never used an awl thread. ;)
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The word awl is awl awlver the place... awl day... awl night...awl nihht loong... makes lionawl ritchie's sawng buzz in my head and its kindawl awlnoying
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Good morning awl.
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161014/9eb0ec6d3c78058a3737951446ecde92.png)
Taptawlk?
And prawlific posters :D
Awlarm clocks are overrated. I awlways wake up to the never used an awl thread. ;)
Tingawling with excitement? :angel:
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The word awl is awl awlver the place... awl day... awl night...awl nihht loong... makes lionawl ritchie's sawng buzz in my head and its kindawl awlnoying
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Awlas, it true :ahhh
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The word awl is awl awlver the place... awl day... awl night...awl nihht loong... makes lionawl ritchie's sawng buzz in my head and its kindawl awlnoying
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:rofl:
I like 'Y'awl once, twice, three times awl lady, and I luuuuuurve you', by the Commodawls.
Also,
'You Shook me awl night long' AC/DC
'I want to love you awl night long' Rainbow
'Awl day and awl of the night' The Kinks
'I want to rock and roll awl night, (and part of every day)' Kiss
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The word awl is awl awlver the place... awl day... awl night...awl nihht loong... makes lionawl ritchie's sawng buzz in my head and its kindawl awlnoying
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Awlas, it true :ahhh
Milli Vawlnilli? :facepalm:
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The word awl is awl awlver the place... awl day... awl night...awl nihht loong... makes lionawl ritchie's sawng buzz in my head and its kindawl awlnoying
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:rofl:
I like 'Y'awl once, twice, three times awl lady, and I luuuuuurve you', by the Commodawls.
Also,
'You Shook me awl night long' AC/DC
'I want to you awl night night long' Rainbow
'Awl day and awl of the night' The Kinks
'I want to rock and roll awl night, (and part of every day)' Kiss
Time, i've been passing time wawltching trains gawl by, awl of my life - forgot who sang this Tootsie sawlng
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Ahhh nawl i remember, Stephen Bishop... awlrighty... now this sets the mood for a weekend sound trippin
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Long Tawl Sally - Little Richard
Cawl Me - Blondie
Ever Fawllen in love (with somone) - The Buzzcocks
Anything by Hawl and Oates
Wonderwawl - Oasis
Waterfawl - Stone Roses
Rocking awl over the world - Status Quo
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Nothing awlse matters - Metallica
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Nothing awlse matters - Metallica
Metallicawl surely?
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I used to love her, but it's awl over now - the Rawling Stones
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Put your head on my shawlder - Pawl Anka
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Nothing awlse matters - Metallica
Metallicawl surely?
I'd pronounce Metawllica... I think I have a heavy accent after all :think:
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Cawlifornication -Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Ahhh nawl i remember, Stephen Bishop... awlrighty... now this sets the mood for a weekend sound trippin
Feelin' nostawlgic?
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Cawl of the Wild - Deep Purpawl
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Put your head on my shawlder - Pawl Anka
There's a name you don't want to say too quickly.
Especially to his face.
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:rofl:
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Butterfly Bawl (Love is Awl) -- Roger Glover
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Every Breath Yawl Take - The Pawlice
Nawlvember Rain - GNR
Crawling - Linkin Park
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Ahhh nawl i remember, Stephen Bishop... awlrighty... now this sets the mood for a weekend sound trippin
Feelin' nostawlgic?
Aaaawl, you got me there
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Why is this thread still going?
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I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.
And to think I bawlked at first :D
Then I realised there's such a bawlk of puns waiting to be made I said "Chawllenge accepted" to myself :D
Tawlking to yawlself firiki?
Surawly you noticed the quote above my post where I explain how all this started, magentus?
Awl I see is the word awl now firiki. I see it awl over the place - in the bawlthroom, the telawlvision, I hear it on the rawldio, and the vawlces in my head won't shut up about bloody awls. :facepalm: SO no, I didn't nawltice yawl expawlnation.
Believawlble.
So I said to the SAK salesmam, it's awl about you isn't it!?
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Why is this thread still going?
LAWL!
You know that guy's hair breaks quite a few laws of physics?
:facepalm:
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What? No nawl page Bawlnawlnawl dance?
:nanadance: :nanadance: :bud: :bud:
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Y'awl come back now :pok:
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Y'awl come back now :pok:
You can be certain of that!
The "Never used an awl" club is awl inclusive!
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Interested Cattawl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5730/30244393952_c7cbe7a409_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9)WP_20161016_003 (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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Interested Cattawl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5730/30244393952_c7cbe7a409_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9)WP_20161016_003 (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
How's the cow?
She wawlks, she tawlks, she's full of chawlk. The lactawl fluid extrawlcted from the femawle of the bovine species is hawlly prawlific to the nth degree!
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Interested Cattawl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5730/30244393952_c7cbe7a409_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9)WP_20161016_003 (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
How's the cow?
She wawlks, she tawlks, she's full of chawlk. The lactawl fluid extrawlcted from the femawle of the bovine species is hawlly prawlific to the nth degree!
We used to end that with a Sir! :salute:
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Y'awl come back now :pok:
You can be certain of that!
The "Never used an awl" club is awl inclusive!
Awlbany, NY
Awlbert Hall
Awl around town
Awl I can say is....
White awl cigars
Good night awl !
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Interested Cattawl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5730/30244393952_c7cbe7a409_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9)WP_20161016_003 (https://flic.kr/p/N5AqC9) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
How's the cow?
She wawlks, she tawlks, she's full of chawlk. The lactawl fluid extrawlcted from the femawle of the bovine species is hawlly prawlific to the nth degree!
We used to end that with a Sir! :salute:
:D I knew someone on the forum would recognize it (one of those things awl of us never forget, awlong with the Generawl Orders)!
:salute:
John
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Why is this thread still going?
Awltra-Plinian vawlcanic eruptions releasing puns in the thread's atmawlsphere :drink:
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The Awlox discovering their awl-powerful awls was bound to happen sooner or later. This just in from a witness who quickly grabbed a cell phone shot before fleeing the scene:
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Awlox%20Gang%2001.jpg)
It was the Awlox Gang in the process of mugging a poor Rambler defenseless against their mighty awls. What were they awl after? That which they were born without and still don't have: toothpicks and tweezers. It was reported later that the Rambler suffered only light scratches and abrasions to its scales without serious harm. The Rambler's friends and family state it has since lost some of the spring in its scissors and may never recover that. It will take some time to replace the toothpick and tweezers. The authorities are scouring the local pawn shops, Craig's List and similar places where stolen goods might appear for the rambler's toothpick and tweezers.
John
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The Awlox discovering their awl-powerful awls was bound to happen sooner or later. This just in from a witness who quickly grabbed a cell phone shot before fleeing the scene:
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Awlox%20Gang%2001.jpg)
It was the Awlox Gang in the process of mugging a poor Rambler defenseless against their mighty awls. What were they awl after? That which they were born without and still don't have: toothpicks and tweezers. It was reported later that the Rambler suffered only light scratches and abrasions to its scales without serious harm. The Rambler's friends and family state it has since lost some of the spring in its scissors and may never recover that. It will take some time to replace the toothpick and tweezers. The authorities are scouring the local pawn shops, Craig's List and similar places where stolen goods might appear for the rambler's toothpick and tweezers.
John
Option a) you've got to much time.
Option b) you're using stuff
Option c) both a and b.
Option d) you've got to much time.
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Awlnalwd Schartsninawlder :drink:
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Thanks for giving me nightmares!
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The Awlox discovering their awl-powerful awls was bound to happen sooner or later. This just in from a witness who quickly grabbed a cell phone shot before fleeing the scene:
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Awlox%20Gang%2001.jpg)
It was the Awlox Gang in the process of mugging a poor Rambler defenseless against their mighty awls. What were they awl after? That which they were born without and still don't have: toothpicks and tweezers. It was reported later that the Rambler suffered only light scratches and abrasions to its scales without serious harm. The Rambler's friends and family state it has since lost some of the spring in its scissors and may never recover that. It will take some time to replace the toothpick and tweezers. The authorities are scouring the local pawn shops, Craig's List and similar places where stolen goods might appear for the rambler's toothpick and tweezers.
John
Have them call out awl of their investigators.
(Option D for me too....)
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The Awlox discovering their awl-powerful awls was bound to happen sooner or later. This just in from a witness who quickly grabbed a cell phone shot before fleeing the scene:
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Awlox%20Gang%2001.jpg)
It was the Awlox Gang in the process of mugging a poor Rambler defenseless against their mighty awls. What were they awl after? That which they were born without and still don't have: toothpicks and tweezers. It was reported later that the Rambler suffered only light scratches and abrasions to its scales without serious harm. The Rambler's friends and family state it has since lost some of the spring in its scissors and may never recover that. It will take some time to replace the toothpick and tweezers. The authorities are scouring the local pawn shops, Craig's List and similar places where stolen goods might appear for the rambler's toothpick and tweezers.
John
Have them call out awl of their investigators.
(Option D for me too....)
An awl points bulletin is out for their awlprehension with a speciawl note they're to be considered awl'ed and dangerous. The dragnet is out to hawl them awl in as quickly as possibawl. In the meantime, they've rounded up awl the usuawl suspects for interrawlgation.
John
(With awl the news that print to fit!)
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Coming soon to a theater near you!
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Bruce%20Awlmighty%20c.jpg)
Saw this poster for it late yesterday!
John
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Awlrighty then...
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(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Signs/lol-0027.gif)
"Shouldn't that be Philadawlphia? :think: " Adawlf wondered
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=289991;image)
:D
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Medical Bill using an awl:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5696/30366778576_ddc79a97d7_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/NgpFiS)WP_20161018_011 (https://flic.kr/p/NgpFiS) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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Gives me a great idea for a TV show...
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:rofl:
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5485/30405857985_9c25301be0_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/NjRYfM)WP_20161018_012 (https://flic.kr/p/NjRYfM) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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:rofl:
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5485/30405857985_9c25301be0_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/NjRYfM)WP_20161018_012 (https://flic.kr/p/NjRYfM) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Better not push it, magentus, or else Thunderpants might well turn into a new
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=290018;image)
Hannibawl Lecter
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An awl up the nostrawl of Hannibawl.
(https://c6.staticflickr.com/6/5608/29774966653_f2eef34189_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Mn7uf2)WP_20161018_077 (https://flic.kr/p/Mn7uf2) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Better%20Cawl%20Sawl%20d.jpg)
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In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Better%20Cawl%20Sawl%20d.jpg)
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Better%20Cawl%20Sawl%20awl%201024.jpg)
To hawlp the Scawles of Justice awlong a bit
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Awl these awful puns about awls I thought would surely have come to a hawlt by now :facepalm:
:rofl:
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New page banana man dance
:nanadance: :nanadance:
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In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!
Ha ha! That reminds me to watch this show sometime. Breaking Bad was awlsome....
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New page banana man dance
:nanadance: :nanadance:
He's baaaaack!!!
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In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!
Ha ha! That reminds me to watch this show sometime. Breaking Bad was awlsome....
Wife and I ran onto Cranston checking out and area here for a project- nice guy!
Didnt mention we never saw Breaking Bad ! Lol
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In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!
Ha ha! That reminds me to watch this show sometime. Breaking Bad was awlsome....
Wife and I ran onto Cranston checking out and area here for a project- nice guy!
Didnt mention we never saw Breaking Bad ! Lol
Bryan Cranston is one of the actors who doesn't get as much recognition as he deserves. He's played many supporting cinema and TV roles quite well for over 30 years. Cranston showed his skill as a supporting actor in the "Malcolm in the Middle" TV series. He finally had his opportunity to demonstrate his depth with the leading role in "Breaking Bad." Trumbo got him an Academy nomination. If you've never seen Breaking Bad, give it a shot! A phenomenal series with great depth to its story and its characters. They knew when to quit and how to very successfully end a TV series giving complete closure to the story arc. It is filled with Karmic Justice and small production design details are priceless (if you notice them).
John
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In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!
Ha ha! That reminds me to watch this show sometime. Breaking Bad was awlsome....
Wife and I ran onto Cranston checking out and area here for a project- nice guy!
Didnt mention we never saw Breaking Bad ! Lol
Bryan Cranston is one of the actors who doesn't get as much recognition as he deserves. He's played many supporting cinema and TV roles quite well for over 30 years. Cranston showed his skill as a supporting actor in the "Malcolm in the Middle" TV series. He finally had his opportunity to demonstrate his depth with the leading role in "Breaking Bad." Trumbo got him an Academy nomination. If you've never seen Breaking Bad, give it a shot! A phenomenal series with great depth to its story and its characters. They knew when to quit and how to very successfully end a TV series giving complete closure to the story arc. It is filled with Karmic Justice and small production design details are priceless (if you notice them).
John
Thanks John - 2 young actor friends of ours think he's the best!!
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In legawl trouble? Better cawl Sawl!
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/j_a_lind/Other/Knives/SAK/Better%20Cawl%20Sawl%20d.jpg)
:rofl:
Attorney at awl... brilliant!
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No more lawly puns from firiki, promise :angel:
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Sometimes you need more Bronson....
(http://i65.tinypic.com/dvlrg1.jpg)
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Did somebody say awl?
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I wonder what Inspector Cawllaghan has to say about all this...
(http://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=68546.0;attach=290197;image)
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The Awl on Medicawl Bill's modded Woodsman is miniscuawl:
(https://c3.staticflickr.com/6/5482/30410547226_2dffd4e84c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL)WP_20161020_004 (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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The Awl on Medicawl Bill's modded Woodsman is miniscuawl:
(https://c3.staticflickr.com/6/5482/30410547226_2dffd4e84c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL)WP_20161020_004 (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
but also miracuawlous. :climber:
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The Awl on Medicawl Bill's modded Woodsman is miniscuawl:
(https://c3.staticflickr.com/6/5482/30410547226_2dffd4e84c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL)WP_20161020_004 (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
but also miracuawlous. :climber:
Awl these puns are put of control! :whistle:
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The Awl on Medicawl Bill's modded Woodsman is miniscuawl:
(https://c3.staticflickr.com/6/5482/30410547226_2dffd4e84c_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL)WP_20161020_004 (https://flic.kr/p/Nkh1cL) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
but also miracuawlous. :climber:
Awl these puns are put of control! :whistle:
I awlgree, totawlly out of contrawl!!
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I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.
Just correcting your spelling mistake Mags - I think that is spelt eternawly
Is anybody tawlking about the original topic - I have not been fawllowing this thread after page two.
But how can you not use an awl - One of my best tools on a SAK - Mainly for pilot holes for drilling - And it's also a great wee scraper
- That's awl I have to say. G'day awl
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I would have put money on it stawlling by now, but thanks to our stawlwart punners (I'm looking at you firiki) it may run etawlnerly.
Just correcting your spelling mistake Mags - I think that is spelt eternawly
Is anybody tawlking about the original topic - I have not been fawllowing this thread after page two.
But how can you not use an awl - One of my best tools on a SAK - Mainly for pilot holes for drilling - And it's also a great wee scraper
- That's awl I have to say. G'day awl
:D :D
You really should, though, 'cause, umm, uh, #YAWLO, you know? :pok:
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Without my daily pun I feel hawllow :whistle:
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Without my daily pun I feel hawllow :whistle:
:popcorn:
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Without my daily pun I feel hawllow :whistle:
:popcorn:
Yes, the struggawl is reawl :ahhh
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Hahah!
Perfect Xmas present!
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Without my daily pun I feel hawllow :whistle:
:popcorn:
Yes, the struggawl is reawl :ahhh
'Tis the universawl quest by awl for Nirvanawl.
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Aw'l buy this! :D
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Aw'l buy this! :D
You're awl nuts!
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Aw'l buy this! :D
You're awl nuts!
Not me, I'm an awlmond :D
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Without my daily pun I feel hawllow :whistle:
:popcorn:
Yes, the struggawl is reawl :ahhh
'Tis the universawl quest by awl for Nirvanawl.
The band from Seattawl?
:facepalm:
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Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...
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New dance banana page man :think:
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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It's about time we had a revawlution firiki! You of all people should know that!
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Because of my empty wawllet? :think: I don't believe in viawlent status quo changes but in people changing their mentawlity :)
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Because of my empty wawllet? :think: I don't believe in viawlent status quo changes but in people changing their mentawlity :)
No, nothing to do with wawllets, it's about time we progressed to the next stage of evawlution - money won't even factor in that. It would be good if we could acheive as a race but maybe some aren't ready for it yet.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGjWQwGj7ew
H.F. Thiefaine - Awlligators 427
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Je sais que, désormais, vivre est un calembour.
La mort est devenue un état permanent.
Le monde est aux fantômes, aux hyènes et aux vautours.
Moi je vous dis: "bravo" et "vive la mort!"
Je vous attends...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGjWQwGj7ew
H.F. Thiefaine - Awlligators 427
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Je sais que, désormais, vivre est un calembour.
La mort est devenue un état permanent.
Le monde est aux fantômes, aux hyènes et aux vautours.
Moi je vous dis: "bravo" et "vive la mort!"
Je vous attends...
Very enjoyable firiki :salute: I saw you posted that somewhere else too recently. Is it a favourite of yours. I shall have to investigate his music further.
In return for those excellent lyrics I offer you: 'They offered you a choice between the death of your principles and the death of your body. You said you'd rather die. You faced the fear of your own death, and you were calm and still.'
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Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...
And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.
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Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...
And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.
(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg.html)
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Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...
And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.
(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg.html)
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I don't want to appear pedantic JD but you've spelt Awlright incorrectly (in this thread).
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Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...
And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.
(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg.html)
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I don't want to appear pedantic JD but you've spelt Awlright incorrectly (in this thread).
:rofl:
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Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...
And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.
(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg.html)
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I don't want to appear pedantic JD but you've spelt Awlright incorrectly (in this thread).
:rofl:
:rofl: :rofl:
I didn't even notice that......
Do we have an "I blame Graham Chapman" smiley? :think:
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Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...
And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.
(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g448/Jerseydevil379/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg) (http://s1102.photobucket.com/user/Jerseydevil379/media/FB_IMG_1467940567957_zpszxkd9uee.jpg.html)
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I don't want to appear pedantic JD but you've spelt Awlright incorrectly (in this thread).
:rofl:
:rofl: :rofl:
I didn't even notice that......
Do we have an "I blame Graham Chapman" smiley? :think:
I fixed it!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGjWQwGj7ew
H.F. Thiefaine - Awlligators 427
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Je sais que, désormais, vivre est un calembour.
La mort est devenue un état permanent.
Le monde est aux fantômes, aux hyènes et aux vautours.
Moi je vous dis: "bravo" et "vive la mort!"
Je vous attends...
Very enjoyable firiki :salute: I saw you posted that somewhere else too recently. Is it a favourite of yours. I shall have to investigate his music further.
In return for those excellent lyrics I offer you: 'They offered you a choice between the death of your principles and the death of your body. You said you'd rather die. You faced the fear of your own death, and you were calm and still.'
I believe that was 'Maison Borniawl', another favourite of mine :tu:
HFT is sublime; he makes good music that has evolved through the years but his strong point has always been his astounding lyrics: unexpected, dark, humorous, oftentimes seemingly nonsensical, tender, dark. Truly a great songwriter and, I dare say, a poet. The trouble is you have to be able to catch his drift, which isn't always easy even for native French speakers.
My wife and friends call him 'the crazy French guy' :rofl:
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Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...
And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.
I don't know what would be worse: casuawlties from said revawlt or the turmoil such a cawlamity would create... :-\
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Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...
And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.
I don't know what would be worse: casuawlties from said revawlt or the turmoil such a cawlamity would create... :-\
The tidawl wave would be cawlossal! *shudders*
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Best Victorinox ever.
You know what's so good about it?
No awl.
(http://i.imgur.com/8DTh6pK.jpg)
It's so good, children sing about it at Christmas.
(http://i.imgur.com/5mXXutI.jpg)
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Aw, Christmas Carawls :dd:
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Lack of puns could bring about a revawlt...
And an awlsuit for fawlure to meet contractuawl pun awlbligations with awlpropriate awlacrity.
I don't know what would be worse: casuawlties from said revawlt or the turmoil such a cawlamity would create... :-\
The tidawl wave would be cawlossal! *shudders*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfVcvyxLj-s
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The Swiss Awlmy Knights.Banner
Repeat after me: I, <fill in your name here>, being of <fill in> body and <fill in> mind, beseech the powers that be to promote me into the ranks of The Swiss Awlmy Knights, because I swear I've never used an awl in my life, and never will and let them rust in peace.
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At what point did these awl puns began??
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At what point did these awl puns began??
Bannered Mechanikawl the Awlmighty.
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At what point did these awl puns began??
:kirky:
As awlways, he's the source of it awl!
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At what point did these awl puns began??
:kirky:
As awlways, he's the source of it awl!
Bannered Awlsome John.
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The Travawling Wawlburys were awlhead of their time . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVjToYOjbM
It's awl right, doesn't matter what it is!!
John
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Hey I bought the Travelling Wilbury's album when it came out!
Sad when Roy Awlbison died.
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Hey I bought the Travelling Wilbury's album when it came out!
Sad when Roy Awlbison died.
Very sad . . . he had an unparalleled vocal range. If you watch the video you'll see their homage and tribute to him.
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firiki has asked me to fill in for him while he's indisposed, so here goes:
Awl in Awl it's been an awlright week for puns, but let's awl see if we can pull awl the stops out to send the pun rate to astrawlnomicawl heights next week. This is a cawl to arms, a globawl shout for awlmies of punners to crawl out from the woodwork and eulawlgise and wax lyricawl about this most majesticawl of SAK implawlments, the humbawl awl.
See Y'awl later :salute:
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firiki has asked me to fill in for him while he's indisposed, so here goes:
Awl in Awl it's been an awlright week for puns, but let's awl see if we can pull awl the stops out to send the pun rate to astrawlnomicawl heights next week. This is a cawl to arms, a globawl shout for awlmies of punners to crawl out from the woodwork and eulawlgise and wax lyricawl about this most majesticawl of SAK implawlments, the humbawl awl.
See Y'awl later :salute:
Tell firiki everything will be awlright. We shawl answer the cawl and give it our awl!
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At what point did these awl puns began??
Awlmost immediately :ahhh
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At what point did these awl puns began??
Awlmost immediately :ahhh
Good night awl...... ;)
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Sorry to drag politics into this, but I gotta get this off my chest:
(http://i.imgur.com/Fnx0FhJ.jpg)
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:rofl: Hawlarious T-Pants!
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:cheers: :like: :cheers:
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firiki has asked me to fill in for him while he's indisposed, so here goes:
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Thanks magentus :salute:
Boy, this thread deserves an aureawl, as it keeps coming back from the dead :angel:
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Nice one TP :salute:
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they awl approve of this thread :tu:
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Dang, you guys are on the rawl! :salute:
:D
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Beware the Evawl of Michawl Myers!
Directed by John Cawlpenter
Starring Jawlmie Lee Curtis, Donawld Pleasance, P.J. Sawles, and Nawlcy Lawlmis.
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Phew! I'm glad someone remembered Hawlloween! That would have bugged me all year if we'd forgotten that awl-tastic pun!
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Phew! I'm glad someone remembered Hawlloween! That would have bugged me all year if we'd forgotten that awl-tastic pun!
*cough, cough*... :
Oh lawlrd, this is still going on?
::)
Awlfraid so!
Yup, not awlowed to just quit... :viking:
Not before Hawlloween night... :twak:
Surawly, fawling fawliage induced mawlanchawly must be blocking your recawllection ;)
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Let's mawlest people with yet another pun...
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(http://i.imgur.com/dXFNjUm.jpg)
:rofl:
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Bravo :clap:
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I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:
I think I'll make a rather lengthy monawlogue, complete with prawlogue and epilogue where I'll tackawl this matter in depth.
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I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:
It awlready happened.
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I heard that if you leave a tooth under your pillow,next morning there might be an awl there, be careful guys! They are usually sharp (depending from what tool it belongs to).
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I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:
I think I'll make a rather lengthy monawlogue, complete with prawlogue and epilogue where I'll tackawl this matter in depth.
I awlready have a monawlgraph halwve awlthored, scrawling it out as time awllows.
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I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:
I think I'll make a rather lengthy monawlogue, complete with prawlogue and epilogue where I'll tackawl this matter in depth.
I awlready have a monawlgraph halwve awlthored, scrawling it out as time awllows.
Scribbawl away, sir. I'd be very interested to read it.
Mine will be more of the theatricawl kind. I find going for a strawll usuawlly helps me find inspiration, BTW. :drink:
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I wonder if we should let awl puns monopawlise the thread :think:
I think I'll make a rather lengthy monawlogue, complete with prawlogue and epilogue where I'll tackawl this matter in depth.
I awlready have a monawlgraph halwve awlthored, scrawling it out as time awllows.
Scribbawl away, sir. I'd be very interested to read it.
Mine will be more of the theatricawl kind. I find going for a strawll usuawlly helps me find inspiration, BTW. :drink:
Currently awlfflicted with awlthors block! :ahhh
Awl I can do for now . . . :drink:
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Very nice classic! With variorum notes!
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Awlter Ego, awlvawlable now on your mobawl app site . . .
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https://youtu.be/GI46_zBGv1A
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"Awl be seeing you in awl the old familiar places…" :drink:
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We have a winner!
:cheers:
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We have a winner!
:cheers:
Cheers !
(If only there was a badge for terrible puns...)
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We have a winner!
:cheers:
Cheers !
(If only there was a badge for terrible puns...)
Nothing terrible about it! 'In Space no one can hear you ream' is glorious T-Pants!
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We have a winner!
:cheers:
Cheers !
(If only there was a badge for terrible puns...)
Nothing terrible about it! 'In Space no one can hear you ream' is glorious T-Pants!
+1 :rofl:
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(http://i.imgur.com/SW9NZi9.jpg)
We have a winner!
:cheers:
Cheers !
(If only there was a badge for terrible puns...)
Nothing terrible about it! 'In Space no one can hear you ream' is glorious T-Pants!
+1 :rofl:
Can we stop awl of this ! It's getting awl crazy...
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does purposelessly punching random useless holes on your notebook's cover out of boredom count as using a awl?
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I dont use the awl for hole drilling or even punching holes in material tho both could easily be accomplished with the awl. I use mine as a scraper, poke, pry, scratch, striker of ferro rod, and general purpose tool saving my knife tip.
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I dont use the awl for hole drilling or even punching holes in material tho both could easily be accomplished with the awl. I use mine as a scraper, poke, pry, scratch, striker of ferro rod, and general purpose tool saving my knife tip.
It's an awl purpose tool saving the knife tip! ;)
John
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I dont use the awl for hole drilling or even punching holes in material tho both could easily be accomplished with the awl. I use mine as a scraper, poke, pry, scratch, striker of ferro rod, and general purpose tool saving my knife tip.
It's an awl purpose tool saving the knife tip! ;)
John
A noble cause, that, keeping one from sawlying one's knife tip :salute:
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1977 - what a great year...
(http://i.imgur.com/Xaa8ToR.jpg)
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1977 - what a great year...
(http://i.imgur.com/Xaa8ToR.jpg)
:rofl:
You, sir, win awl the internets!
Well played, T-Pants, well played :cheers:
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Fantastic work - awl of you! :salute:
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... 'In Space no one can hear you ream' is glorious T-Pants!
I agree. Gonna be an awl time favorite.
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:2tu:
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Scratching his haemorrhoids?
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Scratching his haemorrhoids?
If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...
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Scratching his haemorrhoids?
If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...
Yes, it would have been totawlly different!
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Scratching his haemorrhoids?
If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...
Yes, it would have been totawlly different!
ABBA wouldn't have won the Eurovision Song Contest. :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Scratching his haemorrhoids?
If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...
Yes, it would have been totawlly different!
ABBA wouldn't have won the Eurovision Song Contest. :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Awl! The humawlnity!!
(https://c5.staticflickr.com/6/5705/30825965412_94e1121321_c.jpg)
How dreadfawlly awlful.
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Scratching his haemorrhoids?
If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...
Yes, it would have been totawlly different!
ABBA wouldn't have won the Eurovision Song Contest. :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Awl! The humawlnity!!
(https://c5.staticflickr.com/6/5705/30825965412_94e1121321_c.jpg)
How dreadfawlly awlful.
What's awl the fuss about?
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Scratching his haemorrhoids?
If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...
Yes, it would have been totawlly different!
ABBA wouldn't have won the Eurovision Song Contest. :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Awl! The humawlnity!!
(https://c5.staticflickr.com/6/5705/30825965412_94e1121321_c.jpg)
How dreadfawlly awlful.
What's awl the fuss about?
Just the thought that AwlBBA would not have won the Eurovision Song Contest!
John
(who is one of those that knows ABBA's discography and immediately recognized the "Waterloo" connection)
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Let me help you out Mags . . . looks like she could move in a little closer to him too!
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Well, I'm glad someone found a use for the mighty Awl!
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Pic of an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum. :whistle:
(http://i66.tinypic.com/rl9i5j.jpg)
Edit: Photo trouble, fixed. Awl of you move along now and take photos
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Scratching his haemorrhoids?
If Napoleon had had an awl at the battle of Waterloo history would have turned out totally different...
Yes, it would have been totawlly different!
He would have been Napawleon then :whistle: :facepalm:
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and maybe naming one's pig Napoleon wouldn't be against French law as it is today :think:
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Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5597/30675601800_8f3212e3ff_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/NJGtGd)WP_20161114_001 (https://flic.kr/p/NJGtGd) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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They're going to use this thread to motivate the workers at the Victorinox factory, I just know it.
"Ladies, it's November and dark outside. You might feel your life is trickling away, hour by hour, putting awls on Spartans. But remember! That little awl might one day go on to great things. It could end up on Multitool.org, pointing at another awl which is pointing at Woody Allen's ass. And when you see that picture, your hearts will fill with pride, and you will know that all your labours have not been in vain..."
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Pic of a SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(http://i65.tinypic.com/wbw3uh.jpg)
Hehe Thunder :rofl:
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They're going to use this thread to motivate the workers at the Victorinox factory, I just know it.
"Ladies, it's November and dark outside. You might feel your life is trickling away, hour by hour, putting awls on Spartans. But remember! That little awl might one day go on to great things. It could end up on Multitool.org, pointing at another awl which is pointing at Woody Allen's ass. And when you see that picture, your hearts will fill with pride, and you will know that all your labours have not been in vain..."
:rofl:
If voodoo is in any way real, then I would not like to be Woody Allens bum right now.
Pic of an Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(https://c7.staticflickr.com/6/5468/30860797262_9e2c0d0d2b_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/P24DRq)WP_20161114_002 (https://flic.kr/p/P24DRq) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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Pic of a SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(http://i65.tinypic.com/wbw3uh.jpg)
Hehe Thunder :rofl:
Where did you get that, Pablo? It looks very much like Athena's owl (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owl_of_Athena), a symbawl of kwawledge and wisdom.
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No idea, it was a little trinket laying around that I put on my sak. :shrug:
I do awlfully like it. :)
Pic of an Awl pointing at a Pikachu Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(http://i63.tinypic.com/ojjm8.jpg)
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Pic of one awl pointing at an owl, while another points at a nail, on a hand holding an Awl pointing at a Pikachu Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(https://c6.staticflickr.com/6/5655/30889358541_57f18ba9bf_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/P4A38g)WP_20161114_003 (https://flic.kr/p/P4A38g) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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No idea, it was a little trinket laying around that I put on my sak. :shrug:
I do awlfully like it. :)
Pic of an Awl pointing at a Pikachu Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(http://i63.tinypic.com/ojjm8.jpg)
I agree it's a nice little thing :)
These awl pics is how this pun thing begun... I can see many people, even the most vawliant, needing Vawlium if the pun flood comes back :ahhh
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Nearly 650 posts so far. :facepalm: If this thread doesn't end in at least one of us rocking in a corner somewhere then I'm sending Greenwood to Harley. And you can take that to the bank!
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Nearly 650 posts so far. :facepalm: If this thread doesn't end in at least one of us rocking in a corner somewhere then I'm sending Greenwood to Harley. And you can take that to the bank!
Wait till we reach post #666... :pok: Hawley will be thrilled, I'm sure :D
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Nearly 650 posts so far. :facepalm: If this thread doesn't end in at least one of us rocking in a corner somewhere then I'm sending Greenwood to Harley. And you can take that to the bank!
Wait till we reach post #666... :pok: Hawley will be thrilled, I'm sure :D
Gulp! Will post #666 kick off the babalon working? Calling Dr Dee!
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Nearly 650 posts so far. :facepalm: If this thread doesn't end in at least one of us rocking in a corner somewhere then I'm sending Greenwood to Harley. And you can take that to the bank!
Wait till we reach post #666... :pok: Hawley will be thrilled, I'm sure :D
Gulp! Will post #666 kick off the babalon working? Calling Dr Dee!
Start hawllucinating, magentus, this way you'll be better prepared than most people :whistle:
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No idea, it was a little trinket laying around that I put on my sak. :shrug:
I do awlfully like it. :)
Pic of an Awl pointing at a Pikachu Awl pointing at the owl of the SAK awl with an owl pointing at a Pic of an Awl pointing at a bail on the same knife as an Awl pointing at a pic of an awl pointing at a pic of woody allen's bum.
(http://i63.tinypic.com/ojjm8.jpg)
I agree it's a nice little thing :)
These awl pics is how this pun thing begun... I can see many people, even the most vawliant, needing Vawlium if the pun flood comes back :ahhh
Is there none with the wherewithawl to cawl a hawlt to the lunawlcy before it spirawls totawlly out of contrawl? :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Where will it awl end?
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Lovely, post 650.
The view from here is awlesome!
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Countdown to the Awlpocawlypse - 15
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Hawlping it awlong using a poke in the eye with a sharp awl
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T-8 posts to awlpocawlypse, awl docking arms disconnecting. Awl clear the area!
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T-7 - sharks are circling:
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T-6 (nod to Tpants for the next one :salute:)
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T-5
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T-4, Open Cawlgo Bay Doors
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T-3
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T-1
People, you may want to skip that ebony wood catafawlque order...
You won't be needing it anyway.
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And because I didn't get there in time...........
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And because I didn't get there in time...........
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>:D There's always time for a combo breaker >:D
T-2
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:rofl:
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And because I didn't get there in time...........
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>:D There's always time for a combo breaker >:D
T-2
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:rofl:
If anyone had to break my combo firiki, I'm glad it was you my friend. :salute: :cheers:
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And because I didn't get there in time...........
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>:D There's always time for a combo breaker >:D
T-2
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:rofl:
If anyone had to break my combo firiki, I'm glad it was you my friend. :salute: :cheers:
:cheers: magentus. I think I may have have aborted the advent of space sawlamanders that would turn us all to low-fat sawlami!
^^ Spock could have used some awleomargarine there :whistle:
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New Page with Posting 666 Banana Dance
:evilbanana::evilbanana::evilbanana:
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:facepalm:
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Tim Berners-Lee has just added this thread to a list called "10 reasons the internet might have been a mistake..."
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I've used an awl 3 times, today...
*sorry to take it off topic
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Me too!
(Sorry for off topic post)
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This is kind of how I feel about this thread:
(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/i-say-we-take-off-and-nuke-the-entire-site-from-orbit-only-way-to-be-sure-1.jpg)
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This is kind of how I feel about this thread:
(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/i-say-we-take-off-and-nuke-the-entire-site-from-orbit-only-way-to-be-sure-1.jpg)
Won't work. It's the Andrawlmeda Strain and will only mawltate when irrawldiated.
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Quick, reverse the polawlrity!
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This is kind of how I feel about this thread:
(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/i-say-we-take-off-and-nuke-the-entire-site-from-orbit-only-way-to-be-sure-1.jpg)
Won't work. It's the Andrawlmeda Strain and will only mawltate when irrawldiated.
Why not do it old skool and just immawlate everything? :angel:
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Don't worry, you'll be safe here:
(http://i.imgur.com/WmYYK9S.jpg)
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Congrawltulations are in order.
Well done sir, well done. :hatsoff: :hatsoff: :hatsoff: Well played.
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Congrawltulations are in order.
Well done sir, well done. :hatsoff: :hatsoff: :hatsoff: Well played.
+1 Bravo :clap: Fawltless & hawlarious.
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Breakfast of champions...
(http://i.imgur.com/fNWq0lp.jpg)
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:2tu:
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:rofl: :like:
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Breakfast of champions...
(http://i.imgur.com/fNWq0lp.jpg)
:rofl:
Guarantees getting your minimum dawly iron requirements.
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Smawll print: We do not awlccept responsibility for difficulty in passing contents. :D
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Should that cereal come with a sachet of lawlxative?
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Should that cereal come with a sachet of lawlxative?
Gives an awl new meaning to "roughage".
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Awl Together Now!
https://youtu.be/8jzDr--7E6o
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The Three Awlketeers
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The Three Awlketeers
awlsome!
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The Three Awlketeers
awlsome!
:cheers:
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The Three Awlketeers
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Hey, I predicted this "Awl for one and one for awl" :D
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The Three Awlketeers
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Hey, I predicted this "Awl for one and one for awl" :D
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http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,68546.msg1358569.html#msg1358569
Teh awl-encompassing proof... =D
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http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,68546.msg1358569.html#msg1358569 (http://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,68546.msg1358569.html#msg1358569)
Teh awl-encompassing proof... =D
Awlsome... took it up one notch then :salute:
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Yawl, Lucky my man!
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This thread has gone to the next levawl folks! Sublime. :cheers:
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I used the awl yesterday, please don't tell anyone.
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Everyone! TonySal used the awl yesterday
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Going virawl awlready!
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I used the awl yesterday, please don't tell anyone.
Everyone! TonySal used the awl yesterday
For violating paragraph 12 line 5 of club rules...
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:D
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:D
You sir, win awl the awls :cheers:
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Why thank you! :cheers:
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You sir, win awl the awls :cheers:
And here's your prize, a wonderful photograph of the one and only -
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Oh dear! I have a really ancient laptop which works great but has a terrible screen. Every time I do photoshop on it, it's not until later that I see what a mess I made.
So I had to go back and edit that picture of Awlando. I'd experimented with other fonts and left half of them faintly visible in the background.
You could say it was a photoshop disawlster. (But only if you were truly desperate for another dire awl pun...)
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Everyone! TonySal used the awl yesterday
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Somehow I Knew you awl would shout it out! I fixed my belt and managed to not put it through my hand! (Klutz)
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Marvin wants to join the club :(
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Dawlglas Awldams would be proud!
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Hitch-hikers Guide to the Gawlaxy.
The Restawlrant at the end of the Univawls
Sawl long and thanks for awl the Fish
Mawlstly Hawlmless
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Mawlvin wants to join the club :(
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FIFY
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What's TIFI?
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What's TIFI?
There, I Fixed It . . . same as FIFY which seems to be used more here . . . so I changed it to FIFY.
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What's TIFI?
There, I Fixed It . . . same as FIFY which seems to be used more here . . . so I changed it to FIFY.
Oh, OK. Thanks.
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Beware the Grim Reamer >:D
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I wonder if Death ever leaves the reamer at home and EDCs a parcel hook instead...
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The Grim Hooker?
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:o
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:o
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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I just wanted to say I'm not stawling with the puns, I just can't pop in more lately. But,
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I promise.
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Firiki! You haven't been letting real life get in the way of this thread have you? Shamefawl. :D
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Firiki! You haven't been letting real life get in the way of this thread have you? Shamefawl. :D
I'm afraid she's being pretty monawlithic about having me all for herself, at present. :ahhh
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Firiki! You haven't been letting real life get in the way of this thread have you? Shamefawl. :D
I'm afraid she's being pretty monawlithic about having me all for herself, at present. :ahhh
Easy answer to that is sawallow the blue pill my friend. I know you're a red pill man though, so I'll just wish you awl the best and hope that Lady Life frees up some recreationawl MTo time for you as soon as possibawl.
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:rofl:
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:rofl: Without the awl?
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Poor old MacAwlay. Been looking rather pawly recently...
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I'm surprised there aren't more cawlumnists keeping this thread alive. :think:
Come on, fawlks! There are plenty of good puns out there waiting to be made (and even more bad ones ::) :D) !
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I think the pun well is awl tapped out now firiki - thawlery depleted. Cawlapsed if you will. :D
Lets just let it die with dignity and enjoy our Yawl time. :cheers:
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Nope, it ain't so, magentus my friend -and I intend to use up every last mol of puns I can find :cheers:
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I can hear some people groaning disapprovingly? :think: :D
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Agree with Mags. It's getting difficult to come up with something new. >:(
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We'll have to keep on improvising, just like Uawlysses ::)
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I used my awl
in a barroom brawl.
A hole I punched,
a skull I crunched,
and that was all
there was to it.
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I hate to say it firiki, but the crew have had a funerawl for the thread. It was a dignified and sober cerawlmony, and the crew were bawling through most of it. RUST IN PEACE AWL THREAD.
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Awl shucks... just when I was just enjoying this thread...
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Goodbye awl thread.
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Awlrevoir :cry:
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Awl's well that ends well, I suppose :salute:
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Why the lawlng face G-Fawldel?
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Peopawl, please don't enjoy/mourn the Awl Thread's presumed death. You see, this thread is like Count Dracawla or the Frankenstein creature; they both can be killed but that's quite hard and hence this thread:
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Surely 'It's Awlive, It's Awlive'? :D
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Why the lawlng face G-Fawldel?
It's like losing a good and close pawl :salute:
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Why the lawlng face G-Fawldel?
It's like losing a good and close pawl :salute:
We've awl had a lawlng relawltionship with this thread haven't we?
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Surely 'It's Awlive, It's Awlive'? :D
That's right, so let's not rush in and say:
Awlrevoir :cry:
or
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So long, fare well, auwlf wiedersehen, goodbye...
jyst yet :whistle: :angel:
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You guys a' losing your reflexes:
New ressurection page dance
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
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Firiki! Your resawlrection bananawl dance worked!
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Reminds me of Beatrice Kiddawl
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:D
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise, venerable awl, rrrrrrrrise and step out of that risible sepawlcher :dd:
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>:(
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Awl have to say is, goodnight awl!
See you awl for Spartan Saturday...
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Goodnight, TonySawl, sweet dreams :)
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>:(
Just don't fawllow the protocawl and you'll be fine ;)
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I don't know why you guys are being so negative, surely that's not awl this thread has to offer?
Danielle
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He who controls the MTO controls the universe, that is awl.
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I don't know why you guys are being so negative, surely that's not awl this thread has to offer?
Danielle
A damsawl in distress?
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I don't know why you guys are being so negative, surely that's not awl this thread has to offer?
Danielle
A damsawl in distress?
Sir Ronawld the Pure?
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I don't know why you guys are being so negative, surely that's not awl this thread has to offer?
Danielle
A damsawl in distress?
Sir Ronawld the Pure?
;)
More like Sir Ronawld the Poor, since I joined MTo. :o
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I don't know why you guys are being so negative, surely that's not awl this thread has to offer?
Danielle
A damsawl in distress?
Sir Ronawld the Pure?
;)
More like Sir Ronawld the Poor, since I joined MTo. :o
:D
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I'm blue.
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I'm blue.
Awl that she wants...
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Eugh, now were going from just bad puns to bad puns of 90's pop music... :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
:D
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Awly crap!
some awls in "use":
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Someone said to me: " its awl good" but they didnt have a SAK..... ??
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Awl snap! That's just sounds like a warranty claim
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Grasshopper likes awl...
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I'm blue.
Awl that she wants...
It's awlright. Everything's going to be awlright.
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I'm blue.
Awl that she wants...
It's awlright. Everything's going to be awlright.
Well, I suppose... after all, Awl you need is love... :angel:
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Been carrying the Greenwood for the last couple of days. Here it is doing what a Woodsman does best; sawing and awling:
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Firiki! Your resawlrection bananawl dance worked!
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Oh, venerable awl, hear our psawls and rise again!
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Firiki! Your resawlrection bananawl dance worked!
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Oh, venerable awl, hear our psawls and rise again!
Looks like the knife is happy to see someone........
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Merry Christmas to awl!
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I knew from the outset this would be a very exclusive club. Pretty sure Scarlett Johansson has never used an awl. Ditto Jennifer Lawrence and Charlize Theron.
So that's four so far...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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This thread is Awlive again :lol:
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This thread is Awlive again :lol:
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Coming back like MURDOC!!!
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Awling Mad Murdock!
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:nothingtoadd:
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Here we go again!
Get ready for the headache! :bnghd:
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It's awlive, it's awlive! Muahahahahahahaha!!! >:D
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Here we go again!
Get ready for the headache! :bnghd:
You could unnotify...
:D
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Here we go again!
Get ready for the headache! :bnghd:
You could unnotify...
:D
You can unnotify, but you cannot escape the AWL PUNS!
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Here we go again!
Get ready for the headache! :bnghd:
Did you mean cephalawlgia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalalgia)? :think:
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Coming soon in a thread near you, Bubbawl gum instead of brains...
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I had a list somewhere, seriously.
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Awl use that list, if I can find it, with one stipawlation: originawlity and good taste aren't to be expected always.
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Awl use that list, if I can find it, with one stipawlation: originawlity and good taste aren't to be expected awlways.
Fixed that for you :D
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If we're going to up our post count, we may as well have awlaugh about it.
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Olaf? :think:
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Awlmost there ...
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Awlmost awlmost there ...
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Yes!
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:nothingtoadd:
MAC-GY-VAAAAAAA............
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Nice to see my efforts are akwawledged :salute:
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Yes!
Some people must be having nightmares (or ephiawltes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephialtes_of_Trachis) as we call them in Greek) with this thread being revived and all...
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Ever since Ephialtes betrayed the Greeks at Thermopylae, in Greek "ephialtes" means nightmare
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Yes!
Some people must be having nightmares (or ephiawltes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephialtes_of_Trachis) as we call them in Greek) with this thread being revived and all...
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Ever since Ephialtes betrayed the Greeks at Thermopylae, in Greek "ephialtes" means nightmare
Cool, I didn't know that (even though I studied some Classic Greek when I was young).
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Yes!
Some people must be having nightmares (or ephiawltes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephialtes_of_Trachis) as we call them in Greek) with this thread being revived and all...
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Ever since Ephialtes betrayed the Greeks at Thermopylae, in Greek "ephialtes" means nightmare
Cool, I didn't know that (even though I studied some Classic Greek when I was young).
:) :cheers:
Is there an awl pun emoticon ? :think:
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:climber:
Have you noticed the awl in this emoticon? It's been there awl the time. :ahhh
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:nothingtoadd:
MAC-GY-VAAAAAAA............
:rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Like Mac said the first time Murdoc died, he should have gone back in that demawlished building and finished the job.
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Oh no ! The awl puns are starting awl over again!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Awl puns ruawl... and they shall overtake the Earth...
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New banana dance man page
:nanadance: :nanadance: :nanadance:
:think:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Awl puns ruawl... and they shall overtake the Earth...
The prophecy can only be fuawlfilled...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Awl puns ruawl... and they shall overtake the Earth...
The prophecy can only be fuawlfilled...
And no-one can do anything to hawlt that process :whistle:
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You people are awll crazy!!! That's awll i can say...
:whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dolly held at awlpoint
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I feel like we've tango'ed this tango before G-Fiddy. Just don't look behind you........
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Awl My God !!! Dejavu...
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Found something useful to do.
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Awlllll NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....... :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
It's Back!!! :facepalm:
And now, just when the therapy group was starting to work.... :poh:
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Awlmost done with El amateur double SAK OC attack display.
Awl.
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Found something useful to do.
Lemme help you...
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:rofl: Thanks, appreciated!
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That should keep it stable :lol:
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Providing a fresh apple.
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Let's hit it with awls!!
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AWL..... AWL...... AWL..... AWL........!!!!!! :SAKnight:
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Providing fresh awls...
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All hands on deck!
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It's awl going to hell, I tell you!!! :pok:
Welcome back y'awl! :D
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Leave no awl behind...
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We can do it if we all pawl together!
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Awl agree to that...
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Can we awl play? :)
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That's the Spirit!
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So it's awl or nothing again? :)
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Awl for one, one for nothing.
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Awl i know is now i'm going to have awl those nightmares again with a million awl's chasing me down thru a dark alley at midnight :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Six months of therapy down the drain.... Thank's a lot guys.... :twak:
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Resistance is futile.
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It's inevitabawl:
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It's also fractawl. :tu:
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Trying something awlse.
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:like: :like: :like: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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You game?
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Here is one club that I can't join since I find SAK awl's very useful!
My favorite is the Pioneer series inline awl. Unfortunately, it bit me last week. :)
I was playing with the tools on my Alox Harvester, opening and closing the tools. My wife asked me something just as I was retracting the awl and I looked away in time for the sharp edge to open a tiny slit in my finger. Ouch! Someone watching could easily conclude that I belong to this club. :)
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Not the awl, but I tried to close the big blade a la cool, bit!!
But I do love the awl!
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You game?
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Sounds like an awl-around good time! :cheers:
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Thanks for saving my spot :salute:
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a lot of different Wenger awls:
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Thanks for saving my spot :salute:
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:like: :D
De nada, mi amigo! :cheers:
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Thanks Fiddy
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Thanks Fiddy
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:twak:
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Grow up Fiddy! :twak:
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Grow up Fiddy! :twak:
Nah, I want to stay young :woohoo:
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Yawl are crazy.
Have an awlsome 4th
Pawlpatine:
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Weebacca says 'Wrrrrrrrrrrrrawl'
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Grow up Fiddy :twak:
Don't make me send Weebacca over to teach you a lesson.
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Grow up Fiddy :twak:
Don't make me send Weebacca over to teach you a lesson.
We'll play some sabacc :D
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She'll play Sabacc with your arms!
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She'll play Sabacc with your awls!
Fixed!
You're welcome
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She'll play Sabacc with your awls!
Fixed!
You're welcome
:rofl:
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She'll play Sabacc with your awls!
Fixed!
You're welcome
Oh no :sa:
Not with the awls!
Please keep her on the U boat then :dwts:
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a lot of different Wenger awls:
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170504/acd10d8a671397492437f856ec04f47f.jpg)
Nice Wengers! :cheers:
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At least the bad "awl" puns stopped...
...or did they... :whistle:
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Awl you can do is hope, i guess...
>:D
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Not the awl, but I tried to close the big blade à wla cool, bit!!
But I do love the awl!
FTFY :salute:
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At least the bad "awl" puns stopped...
...or did they... :whistle:
I wouldn't hawld my breath about that... these people can't get enough, it would seem ::)
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At least the bad "awl" puns stopped...
...or did they... :whistle:
I wouldn't hawld my breath about that... these people can't get enough, it would seem ::)
Yay! firiki's back! Let the puns commence :ahhh
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Joseph Haydn wants to hear some good awl puns!
And they better be good, or he'll release his pointy friends for some proper penawlization!
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170505/d91b723dd8f52276e8901bb99f6d4eb8.jpg)
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I wonder what Haydn thought of Handawl's work?
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I wonder what Haydn thought of Handawl's work?
He's actually enjoying Handawl as we speak.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170505/977355d71df48f3601495dd86d5ccf28.jpg)
But for some reason it sounds awlful.
Maybe the record player needs a new needawl?
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Wassermusik? Why not just keep the tap running? :D
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Wassermusik? Why not just keep the tap running? :D
Joseph Haydn thanks you for this awlmazing suggestion. It sounds exactly the same, but it's so much easier. This way he can keep listening for hours without having to flip the record every 20 minutes, which is really a pickle since he has no hands.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170505/a31a59f98be5e5e1467d4a883acd8bc0.jpg)
Also, this wears the needawl down much slower, which saves Joseph Haydn money on the long term. Joseph Haydn, being the scrooge he is, appreciates this.
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:rofl:
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Wassermusik? Why not just keep the tap running? :D
Joseph Haydn thanks you for this awlmazing suggestion. It sounds exactly the same, but it's so much easier. This way he can keep listening for hours without having to flip the record every 20 minutes, which is really a pickle since he has no hands.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170505/a31a59f98be5e5e1467d4a883acd8bc0.jpg)
Also, this wears the needawl down much slower, which saves Joseph Haydn money on the long term. Joseph Haydn, being the scrooge he is, appreciates this.
Tapwater must be cheap over there...
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Awl I can say is...it's AWL over now, baby blue.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=af7ngGxEusE
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a lot of different Wenger awls:
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170504/acd10d8a671397492437f856ec04f47f.jpg)
Awl of them are nice.
Ha! I punned it! :cheers:
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I never joined the club, but now I cant, used the awl on my Spartan 2 to hit the recessed reset button on my router. normally a job for a paperclip, but the Vic was right next to the router. have fun with the club guys :rofl:
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Ok I did! Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
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Ok I did! Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back! :twak: :D
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Ok I did! Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back! :twak: :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...
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Ok I did! Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back! :twak: :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...
...and I used it today again! So there!
Uh... only for a second I swear. ....
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I wonder if everyone has been lawlled into a fawlse sense of security by now...
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I wonder if everyone has been lawlled into a fawlse sense of security by now...
That's plawlsible...
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A lawldible effort by awl.
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I wont be joining the club, sorry guys :cheers:
The awl is used for awl kind of life saving tasks, like fixing my daughters glue tube where the dispenser was stuck in the screw top :rofl:(http://imageshack.com/a/img924/6193/ZuFvpi.jpg)
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:like:
Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!
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:like:
Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!
Hello there :salute: ... and thanks !
No worries, the pink mask has confused even the most clever minds :D
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Ok I did! Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back! :twak: :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...
...and I used it today again! So there!
Uh... only for a second I swear. ....
Belt getting too big or too small?
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:like:
Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!
We smurfs come in all shapes and sizes I suppose... :D
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:like:
Nice to meet a distant relative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!
We smurfs come in all shapes and sizes I suppose... :D
Hey,man!
:like:
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A lawldible effort by awl.
Just sawldiering on :salute:
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I hope you guys don't mind me doing some FTFY. This is the NUAAC (Punspermia for short) thread, after all :D
:like:
Nice to meet a distant rawlative here on MTo. Almost didn´t recognize you in that diving suit!
Hello there :salute: ... and thanks !
No worries, the pink mask has confused even the most cawlver minds :D
Belt getting too big or too smawll?
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I am he awls you are he awls you are me and we are awls together.
I am the Wawlrus!!!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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made hole in my belt today with awl on signal.
its all ripped and probably of been better if i used a screwdriver tbh ???
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made hole in my belt today with awl on signal.
its all ripped and probably of been better if i used a screwdriver tbh ???
A screwdriver? Sounds like awl you need is some practice. :pok: :D
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Ok I did! Had to make one more belt hole, ok?
Want my pants to fall down?
*leaves awl club in disgrace *
And Don't Come Back! :twak: :D
Luckely he left with his pants on...
:rofl:
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... but I havnt used it since! Realy!
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... but I havnt used it since! Realy!
The title states "never"
Who let you back in here by the way?
We need new door locks...
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We need new dawlocks...
FTFY :tu:
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We need new dawlocks...
FTFY :tu:
Thank you!
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This thread seems to be generating two"clubs":
"Never used an awl"
"Uses awls an awlful lot"
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This thread seems to be generating two"clubs":
"Never used an awl"
"Uses awls an awlful lot"
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Oh, we a quite the awlful lot... ::)
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guess no Beatawls fans around here neither. >:(
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guess no Beatawls fans around here neither. >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'. :D
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guess no Beatawls fans around here neither. >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'. :D
But... but... I am the Wawlrus.... :cry:
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I am he awls you are he awls you are me and we are awls together.
I am the Wawlrus!!!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Big fan but disturbing stuff! :)
Awl together now...
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I am he awls you are he awls you are me and we are awls together.
I am the Wawlrus!!!!! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Big fan but disturbing stuff! :)
Awl together now...
Love is awl you need :cheers:
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guess no Beatawls fans around here neither. >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'. :D
But... but... I am the Wawlrus.... :cry:
I know hun, and to us, yawl awlways be the wawlrus.
How about that new Brontosaurus Rex track 'Gimme your Tool (Champion of SAK's)'? It's Rockin' Hard.
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guess no Beatawls fans around here neither. >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'. :D
But... but... I am the Wawlrus.... :cry:
I know hun, and to us, yawl awlways be the wawlrus.
How about that new Brontosaurus Rex track 'Gimme your Tool (Champion of SAK's)'? It's Rockin' Hard.
They're OLD news, I got like 12 of 'em in my back yard. See:
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guess no Beatawls fans around here neither. >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'. :D
But... but... I am the Wawlrus.... :cry:
I know hun, and to us, yawl awlways be the wawlrus.
How about that new Brontosaurus Rex track 'Gimme your Tool (Champion of SAK's)'? It's Rockin' Hard.
They're OLD news, I got like 12 of 'em in my back yard. See:
Dude! That's a Tyrannosuarus Rex! So Yesteryear! I'm talkin' BRONTOSAURUS REX MAN!
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4165/33904893753_04bcdde2d9_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/TE4rFF)WP_20170517_009 (https://flic.kr/p/TE4rFF) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
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guess no Beatawls fans around here neither. >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'. :D
But... but... I am the Wawlrus.... :cry:
I know hun, and to us, yawl awlways be the wawlrus.
How about that new Brontosaurus Rex track 'Gimme your Tool (Champion of SAK's)'? It's Rockin' Hard.
They're OLD news, I got like 12 of 'em in my back yard. See:
Dude! That's a Tyrannosuarus Rex! So Yesteryear! I'm talkin' BRONTOSAURUS REX MAN!
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4165/33904893753_04bcdde2d9_k.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/TE4rFF)WP_20170517_009 (https://flic.kr/p/TE4rFF) by magpie2112 (https://www.flickr.com/photos/145157638@N06/), on Flickr
Aso... a Super Group. I needs the tracks. Maybe a track called "Put your hand on my Tinker"
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guess no Beatawls fans around here neither. >:(
Hey! The Beatles have enough fans already! Leave some to go round the bands that desperately need more fans - like the magnificant 'Brontosaurus Rex'. :D
But... but... I am the Wawlrus.... :cry:
I know hun, and to us, yawl awlways be the wawlrus.
How about that new Brontosaurus Rex track 'Gimme your Tool (Champion of SAK's)'? It's Rockin' Hard.
They're OLD news, I got like 12 of 'em in my back yard. See:
Dude! That's a Tyrannosuarus Rex! So Yesteryear! I'm talkin' BRONTOSAURUS REX MAN!
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Aso... a Super Group. I needs the tracks. Maybe a track called "Put your hand on my Tinker"
:rofl:
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(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=72496.0;attach=322269)
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Them's some nice awls Mutato :cheers:
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(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=72496.0;attach=322269)
+ 1 !
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... but I havnt used it since! Realy!
The title states "never"
Who let you back in here by the way?
We need new door locks...
Awl right, you awl can forgive, Im not awl there in da head.... :whistle:
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... but I havnt used it since! Realy!
The title states "never"
Who let you back in here by the way?
We need new door locks...
Awl right, you awl can forgive, Im not awl there in da head.... :whistle:
We figured that out awlselves awlready :D :cheers:
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... but I havnt used it since! Realy!
The title states "never"
Who let you back in here by the way?
We need new door locks...
Awl right, you awl can forgive, Im not awl there in da head.... :whistle:
We figured that out awlselves awlready :D :cheers:
I used the awl to get back...DOH! :twak:
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... but I havnt used it since! Realy!
The title states "never"
Who let you back in here by the way?
We need new door locks...
Awl right, you awl can forgive, Im not awl there in da head.... :whistle:
We figured that out awlselves awlready :D :cheers:
I used the awl to get back...DOH! :twak:
We might use our awls to get you back out...
But then we would've used our awls awlselves...
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Awlala... this thread is back again :facepalm: (and I can't post much as I'm stuck with just a touchscreen and I hate typing on those :whistle:)!
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Hey firiki :cheers:
Touch screens are no match for a keybawld.
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Y'awl still here? :facepalm:
Oh well, have awlless fun you awl...
;)
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Slawly building a mausawleum for all the puns fallen in the line of duty... :salute:
But they are so many that maybe a necropawlis is in order :think:
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Awl's well that ends well. No one got punched or reamed.
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Awl's well that ends well. No one got punched or reamed.
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Awl's well that ends well. No one got punched or reamed.
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Awl's well that ends well. No one got punched or reamed.
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
:cheers:
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I had to use the awl and chisawl on my 91mm Ranger to trim down the handawl of our new Biawletti 2-cup moka pot because somehow it wouldn't let the lid stay open, which was rather annoying as, with these pots, I prefer to brew coffee with the lid open.
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So you are admitting to using an awl in the 'Never used an awl' thread :tu:
Isn't that like dividing by zero :ahhh
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What we have here is the dog and cat caught in a usuawl skirmish. They're naturawl enemies.. We awl know that...
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:rofl:
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:rofl:
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Never! :whistle:
Ok once for the belt hole... Shhhhh!
Never!
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I put some awls into my avatar. :D
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I put some awls into my avatar. :D
AWLSOME!!! :like: :like: :like:
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I keep coming back for bad awl puns!
It's awl over for me..... :whistle:
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awl you need is a good bass riff...
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awl you need is a good bass riff...
I thought y'awl left and this was awl over!
Really digging that old Soldier btw...
One day... :dd:
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(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4291/35828451090_b7fda46725_b.jpg)
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:like: :like: :like:
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I put some awls into my avatar. :D
You inspired me to do that awlso! :imws:
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Awllll Nooooooooooo, not awl this again...................
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Did we awl stop this brawl?
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MAWL
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Did we awl stop this brawl?
(https://i.imgur.com/hnozKjt.jpg)
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Just a stall ya'll. :tu:
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Pride cometh before the fawl.
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Y’awl saved the date?(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180705/f4026c1ffc91cb2cec3cead0ee465fce.tif)
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Hello everyone! Awlfully interesting place you awl have here.... :think:
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Round 2! Fight!
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
Mortawl Kombat
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I like the awl on my Pioneer. :dd:
It’s awlfully good at awling.
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Awlright alwready! Enough of awl the awl puns.... :whistle:
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So I know this thread only exists now for awl puns, but I want to know how this "Never used an awl" club is supposed to work. Do you simply remove yourself from the club the first time you use an awl?
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i don't know how any of you freaks could go a day without finding a use for an awl... come on!
i use mine awl the time!
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We are not awl the same.
I reamermber when I was young, I did not even know what an awl was.
Now that I have a punch of saks, I use the awl awl the time. :cheers:
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I used the awl at work, made a hole, sorry! (Runs for the hills)
:whistle:
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what's awl this then? Tony :facepalm: Tony :facepalm: Tony :facepalm: Awl y'awl quit it now. I'm awl out of patience!
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what's awl this then? Tony :facepalm: Tony :facepalm: Tony :facepalm: Awl y'awl quit it now. I'm awl out of patience!
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I'm sorry of you got awl offended!
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Never used the Awl? Not sure if I've posted here or not. No matter. Go use the awl. GO use all the tools on your SAK. No need to wait for the perfect scenario, create one. :pok:
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(https://i.imgur.com/nrVremW.png)
I miss Metalacolypse...
No sir-e-bob! I’m a happy user!
(https://image.ibb.co/jyc6xe/823_DE153_15_CF_40_E8_AFB6_4555_B4220_B6_E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/cXpx3K)
So how many members of this club are there? :rofl:
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I'm sorry of you got awl offended!
:facepawlm:
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I use mine a great deal , especially on the Alox family !
Best Regards ,
Chris
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...taking stones out of tire treads ok? :think:
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We awl use awls for non-awl purposes :tu:
That's what the awl is awl about!
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Awl I have left to say is that I've awlready used an awl many times now.
I'm no longer a club member y'awl...
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This club would never have me as a member. I can't join the "Never used the saw" one, either. :-[
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Aw'll need a time machine to join this club. Awl user since Sept.1984
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I too have used the awl, emergency belt hole...