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Title: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on March 17, 2017, 06:32:02 PM
So, I decided shamelessly steal MadP's idea from the potato game, and create a new one...

Let's call it... "The Smurf Game" ;)

Take a movie, TV or a book quote and change one word on it to... you guessed it, Smurf.

Still following me you bloody smurfs? :D

Couple of examples:

From 2001: The Space Odyssey: "Sorry Dave, I can't smurf that."

From Sledge Hammer!: "Trust me, I know what I'm smurfing!"

and finally...

From Braveheart: "SMUUUUUUUUUURF!"

Let's get smurfin'!

:serverloft:

This totally useless, but possibly hilarious game brought to you by "Completely Random Smurf with Aleph"!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Don Pablo on March 17, 2017, 06:38:03 PM
:like:

Indiana Jones:
"Its not the years honey, its the smurf."
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: jaya_man on March 17, 2017, 06:58:13 PM
Yoda quotes...

"The Smurf is strong with this one"

"You must unsmurf what you have smurfed"

"Clear your mind must be if you are to find the smurfs behind this plot"

"Feel the smurf!"

"Hmm. In the end, smurfs are those who follow the dark side."


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Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: G-Dizzle on March 17, 2017, 07:15:42 PM
"Say hello to my little smurf."
- Scarface
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Crow on March 17, 2017, 08:17:56 PM
Hasta la vista, smurf
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Don Pablo on March 17, 2017, 08:41:29 PM
Great Smurf!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: zoidberg on March 17, 2017, 09:00:10 PM
Who said that? Who the smurf said that? Who's the slimy little communist smurf twinkle-toed smurflicker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy smurfing godmother said it! Out-smurfing-standing! I will P.T. you all until you smurfing die! I'll P.T. you until your smurfholes are sucking buttermilk.

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I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that?

Sir, yes, sir!

Bullsmurf! I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair.

Sir, yes, sir!

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human smurfing beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian smurf! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?

Sir, yes, sir!

Bullsmurf! I can't hear you!

Sir, yes, sir!

What's your name, scumbag?

Sir, Private Brown, sir!

Bullsmurf! From now on you're Private Snowball! Do you like that name?

Sir, yes, sir!

Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Private Snowball! They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!

Sir, yes, sir!

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Who said that? Who the smurf said that? Who's the slimy little communist smurf twinkle-toed smurflicker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy smurfing godmother said it! Out-smurfing-standing! I will P.T. you all until you smurfing die! I'll P.T. you until your smurfholes are sucking buttermilk.

Was it you, you scroungy little smurf, huh?!

Sir, no, sir!

You little piece of smurf! You look like a smurfing worm! I'll bet it was you!

Sir, no, sir!

Sir, I said it, sir!

Well... no smurf. What have we got here, a smurfing comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and smurf my sister.

You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unsmurf yourself or I will unscrew your head and smurf down your neck!

Sir, yes, sir!

Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps?

Sir, to kill, sir!

So you're a killer!

Sir, yes, sir!

Let me see your war face!

Sir?

You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face!

Aaaaaaaagh!

Bullsmurf! You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

You didn't scare me! Work on it!

Sir, yes, sir!

What's your excuse?

Sir, excuse for what, sir?

I'm asking the smurfing questions here, Private. Do you understand?!

Sir, yes, sir!

Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while?

Sir, yes, sir!

Are you shook up? Are you nervous?

Sir, I am, sir!

Do I make you nervous?

Sir!

Sir, what? Were you about to call me an smurfhole?!

Sir, no, sir!

How tall are you, Private?

Sir, five foot nine, sir!

Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked smurf that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?

Sir, no, sir.

Bullsmurf! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?

Sir, Texas, sir!

Holy dogsmurf! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!

Sir, no, sir!

Are you a peter-puffer?

Sir, no, sir!

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would smurf a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Sir, yes, sir!

I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name, fatbody?

Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!

Lawrence? Lawrence, what, of Arabia?

Sir, no, sir!

That name sounds like royalty! Are you royalty?

Sir, no, sir!

Do you suck dicks?

Sir, no, sir!

Bullsmurf! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

Sir, no, sir!

I don't like the name Lawrence! Only smurfs and sailors are called Lawrence! From now on you're Gomer Pyle!

Sir, yes, sir!

Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?

Sir, no, sir!

Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face!

Sir, yes, sir!

Well, any smurfing time, sweetheart!

Sir, I'm trying, sir.

Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds--exactly three smurfing seconds--to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-smurf you! One! Two! Three!

Sir, I can't help it, sir!

Bullsmurf! Get on your knees, scumbag!

Now choke yourself!

Goddamn it, with my hand, numbnuts!!

Don't pull my smurfing hand over there! I said choke yourself! Now lean forward and choke yourself!

Are you through grinning?

Sir, yes, sir!

Bullsmurf! I can't hear you!

Sir, yes, sir!

Bullsmurf! I still can't hear you! Sound off like you got a pair!

Sir, yes, sir!

That's enough! Get on your feet!

Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start smurfting me Tiffany cuff links... or I will definitely smurf you up!

Sir, yes, sir!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Mechanickal on March 17, 2017, 09:09:29 PM
Zoid has been let loose!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Mechanickal on March 17, 2017, 09:10:40 PM
THIS... IS... SMURF!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Grant Lamontagne on March 17, 2017, 09:54:28 PM
Some classics from Ahnold...

I'll be smurf.

Come with me if you want to smurf.

Your smurfes.  Give them to me.

I am the smurfenor of Smurfifornia.

Def
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on March 17, 2017, 11:06:58 PM
Are you not smurfing entertained?
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: kirk13 on March 17, 2017, 11:35:28 PM
I'm so trying to think of a good Sean Connery quote from The Smurf for Red October :think:

Mind you,from Highlander: There can be only smurf!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Poncho65 on March 18, 2017, 01:37:35 AM
:popcorn:

I am terrible with movie quotes but love this game guys :D :like: :like:
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on March 18, 2017, 08:37:12 AM
Not really that long ago, in a galaxy not quite that far away...

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Smurf: I did sir. He’s my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He’s a smurf sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What’s his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Smurf, Major Smurf!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He’s a smurf too sir. Gunner’s mate First Class Philip Smurf!
Dark Helmet: How many smurfs do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I’m surrounded by smurfs!
...
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, smurfs!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on March 18, 2017, 08:45:02 AM
I'm going to make him a smurf he can't refuse.

 :ahhh

 :D
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: zoidberg on March 18, 2017, 09:09:51 AM
Smurf me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: zoidberg on March 18, 2017, 09:13:02 AM
Are you suggesting smurfs migrate?
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on March 18, 2017, 09:18:10 AM
Are you suggesting smurfs migrate?

None shall smurf!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: zoidberg on March 18, 2017, 09:19:09 AM
Smurf's dead baby, Smurf''s dead.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on March 18, 2017, 09:21:31 AM
Are you smurfing to me? ARE you smurfing to ME?

 >:D
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: zoidberg on March 18, 2017, 09:23:04 AM
...you've gotta ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky, well, do ya, smurf?
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: zoidberg on March 18, 2017, 09:25:26 AM
You can't handle the smurf!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: zoidberg on March 18, 2017, 09:29:27 AM
I ate his liver with some fava smurfs and a nice chianti.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: firiki on March 18, 2017, 09:32:51 AM
I'm too old for this smurf!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: firiki on March 18, 2017, 09:36:01 AM
You are one ugly smurfersmurfer!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Don Pablo on March 18, 2017, 09:39:58 AM
To seek out new smurfs and civilisations....
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: firiki on March 18, 2017, 09:41:49 AM
To boldly smurf where no-one has smurfed before.

 :rofl:
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: firiki on March 18, 2017, 09:43:22 AM
Frankly dear I don't give a smurf.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: firiki on March 18, 2017, 09:44:21 AM
Smurf, Forrest, smurf!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: zoidberg on March 18, 2017, 09:44:41 AM
Some folks call it a smurf blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Don Pablo on March 18, 2017, 09:45:22 AM
 :rofl:

We're off to see the smurfer, the wonderful smurfer of oz!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: firiki on March 18, 2017, 09:46:44 AM
Thunder, thunder, Thundersmurfs hooooh!

Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: zoidberg on March 18, 2017, 09:49:21 AM
Shut the smurf up Donny!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Don Pablo on March 18, 2017, 09:53:12 AM
(Oh geez, this one is Bad. Cheating? :rofl:)

Don't tell anyone that I killed a smurf.
-Pixels.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on March 18, 2017, 09:53:28 AM
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and smurf; egg bacon and smurf; egg bacon sausage and smurf; smurf bacon sausage and smurf; smurf egg smurf smurf bacon and smurf; smurf sausage smurf smurf bacon smurf tomato and smurf;
Vikings: smurf smurf smurf smurf...
Waitress: ...smurf smurf smurf egg and smurf; smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf smurf baked beans smurf smurf smurf...
Vikings: smurf! Lovely smurf! Lovely smurf!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and smurf.
Wife: Have you got anything without smurf?
Waitress: Well, there's smurf egg sausage and smurf, that's not got much smurf in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY smurf!

 :D
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: styx on March 18, 2017, 10:37:55 AM
Do or do not, there is no smurfing
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Grant Lamontagne on March 18, 2017, 04:14:25 PM
Smurf it Jim, I'm a smurf not a smurf!

Def
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: jaya_man on March 18, 2017, 04:57:28 PM
"All right, Smurf. Let's have it! Who have you cheated, swindled or robbed this time?" - MacGyver (Dalton, Jack of Spies)


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Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: kirk13 on March 18, 2017, 05:40:02 PM
That ain't a smurf,this is a smurf!
-Mick Dundee
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on March 18, 2017, 07:29:03 PM
"That's not a smurf, that's a space station..." - Obi-wan Kenobi


 ;)
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Mechanickal on March 18, 2017, 07:30:41 PM
When smurfs fly...
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on March 18, 2017, 08:28:08 PM
You can't take my smurf from me...

 :pok:
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: styx on March 18, 2017, 09:13:47 PM
what is best in smurf?
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on March 19, 2017, 09:23:20 PM
The smurf is out there...


I want to smurf..


:D
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: styx on March 19, 2017, 09:55:08 PM
use the smurf Luke
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on January 19, 2018, 01:06:26 AM
You hear that Mr. Smurf? It's the sound of Inevitability!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 19, 2018, 05:37:58 AM
Dirty Harry -- Smurf my day !
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: SteveC on January 19, 2018, 05:48:51 AM
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Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 19, 2018, 06:10:09 AM
Jean Rasczak in Starship Troopers -- Do you wanna smurf forever?
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 19, 2018, 06:24:37 AM
007 -- Smurf. James Smurf.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 19, 2018, 06:51:11 AM
Léon -- And stop saying ´smurf´ all the time.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 19, 2018, 05:00:29 PM
007-- Shaken, not smurfed.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: pfrsantos on January 19, 2018, 05:49:07 PM
You want the smurf? You can't handle the smurf!

 :twak: :twak:
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: pfrsantos on January 19, 2018, 05:51:20 PM
(https://media.makeameme.org/created/luke-i-am-5a6221.jpg)
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: ReamerPunch on January 19, 2018, 06:20:15 PM
The problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of smurfs.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 19, 2018, 08:16:26 PM
Marty McFly -- Nobody calls me smurf.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: WoodsDuck on January 19, 2018, 08:34:27 PM
Nobody puts Smurfy in a corner.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 19, 2018, 08:45:37 PM
Oh my God they smurfed Kenny!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 19, 2018, 08:50:21 PM
2001 A smurf odyssey -- Oh my gawd it´s full of smurfs!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 19, 2018, 09:02:11 PM
Moby Dick -- Call me Smurf.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Don Pablo on January 19, 2018, 09:09:42 PM
Great Smurf!!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 19, 2018, 09:10:15 PM
One ring to smurf them all...
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Don Pablo on January 19, 2018, 09:11:11 PM
Great Smurf!!
I see that I already posted this on the first page.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 19, 2018, 09:15:28 PM
Groundhog smurf
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 19, 2018, 09:27:46 PM
From the golden age of Hollywood, what film's this quote from...

You do know how to smurf don't you? You just put your lips together and... blow.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Don Pablo on January 19, 2018, 11:01:03 PM
From the golden age of Hollywood, what film's this quote from...

You do know how to smurf don't you? You just put your lips together and... blow.
:rofl: :whistle: :2tu:
Never seen that particular movie though.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 20, 2018, 11:53:07 AM
Noooo... durty boy!!!

It's famous line from To Have and Have Not (1944)... the missing word was whistle...

(http://i.cubeupload.com/WuZYCL.jpeg)
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: twiliter on January 20, 2018, 11:57:20 AM
"You make me want to be a better smurf".

-As Good As It Gets
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: ThePeacent on January 20, 2018, 01:06:37 PM
"My mom always said life was like a box of smurfs,
you never know what you're gonna get"

"Don't try it, you smurf. (Reholsters) You smurfin to me? You smurfin to me!?"
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 20, 2018, 06:55:03 PM
Vincent: You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

Jules: What?

Vincent: Smurfs.

Jules: Damn!


(Pulp Fiction)

Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 20, 2018, 06:57:28 PM
"My mom always said life was like a box of smurfs,
you never know what you're gonna get"


"Don't try it, you smurf. (Reholsters) You smurfin to me? You smurfin to me!?"

I don't know why, but pishing myself laughing at that one!!!  :rofl:
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Don Pablo on January 20, 2018, 07:04:46 PM
"My mom always said life was like a box of smurfs,
you never know what you're gonna get"


"Don't try it, you smurf. (Reholsters) You smurfin to me? You smurfin to me!?"

I don't know why, but pishing myself laughing at that one!!!  :rofl:
I hope that you don't mean phishing. You could be banned.   :ahhh :whistle:
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 20, 2018, 07:09:46 PM
Hattori Hanzo: Funny, you like samurai swords... I like smurfs.

(Kill Bill)
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on January 20, 2018, 07:20:29 PM
Oh my God they smurfed Kenny!

You smurfs!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on January 20, 2018, 07:23:19 PM
Vincent: You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

Jules: What?

Vincent: Smurfs.

Jules: Damn!


(Pulp Fiction)

Say 'smurf' again. Say 'smurf' again, I dare you, I double dare you mothersmurfer, say smurf one more Goddamn time!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: pfrsantos on January 26, 2018, 06:56:21 PM
"I did it, ma! Top of the smurf!"

Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: pfrsantos on January 26, 2018, 06:57:15 PM
I was born when she kissed me, I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she smurfed me.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on January 26, 2018, 06:59:30 PM
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Smurf when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 27, 2018, 11:51:44 AM
"I did it, ma! Top of the smurf!"

Excellent film - literally goes out with a bang!

That bit where he flips his lid in prison - one of the best scenes on film ever!!! Not all of the other actors knew he was going to do that either - look at Ed O'Brien's face!

https://youtu.be/i1nuAuowU94
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 27, 2018, 11:52:54 AM
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Smurf when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

You've been watching Tarantino again haven't you?  :D
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on January 27, 2018, 03:13:23 PM
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Smurf when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

You've been watching Tarantino again haven't you?  :D

Maybe :whistle:
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Pacu on January 28, 2018, 03:11:43 AM
Smurf!  You son of a bitch!

You're smurfing.
I ain't got time to smurf.

This smurf will make you a smurf sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 28, 2018, 11:48:18 AM
Smurf me up, Scotty!
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: jaya_man on January 28, 2018, 12:33:41 PM
 “Smurf me by my size, do you?”(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180128/dfaf0c586ed7e63c1e23c4cf6ffe1545.jpg)


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Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 28, 2018, 07:34:59 PM
Worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed... but a smurf is always a smurf.

(James T. Kirk)
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: AlephZero on January 29, 2018, 01:04:49 PM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: pfrsantos on January 29, 2018, 06:14:36 PM
"Put... the smurf... back... in the box."
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 29, 2018, 09:33:48 PM
1. Concerning Smurfs

This book is largely concerned with Smurfs, and from its pages a reader may discover much of their character and a little of their history. Further information will also be found in the selection from the Blue Book of Smurfland that has already been published, under the title of The Smurf.

(picture smurfed from the web)

Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 29, 2018, 09:51:26 PM
You're a genius Ron Who!!! :hatsoff:
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 29, 2018, 10:01:29 PM
Only when I´m not working, Fuzz. It´s kind of a hobbit hobby.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Fuzzbucket on January 29, 2018, 10:13:45 PM
Right you lot, see if you can guess this one...

I've got chills, they're multiplying.
And I'm losing control.
'Cause the power, you're supplying,
It's electrifying!!!

You better shape up 'cause I need a man
And my heart is set on you.
You better shape up, you better understand
To my heart I must be true.
Nothing left, nothing left for me to doooo...

You're the Smurph that I want,
You are the Smurph I want,
Oooh oooh oooh honey...

You're the Smurph that I want,
You are the Smurph I want,
Oooh oooh oooh honey...

You're the Smurph that I want,
You are the Smurph I want,
Oooh oooh oooh the Smurph that I need... yes indeed...


...and yes, I am actually singing as I type.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 29, 2018, 10:32:12 PM
The first smurf to receive $1,000,000 for his first film.
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 29, 2018, 10:34:20 PM
Right you lot, see if you can guess this one...

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John Smurfed  :ahhh and Olivia Smurfed John  :ahhh :ahhh
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on January 29, 2018, 11:04:28 PM
I´m Who da ba dee da ba die
Title: Re: The Smurf Game
Post by: Ron Who on February 05, 2018, 08:44:39 PM
The smurf killed John Galt.