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Swiss Military Marching Formation :think:
Starts at about 0:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEKuYZKd30Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEKuYZKd30Y)
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Oh god :facepalm:
Kinda reminds you of some of these wedding dances, where they switch up the music, but in “military form”
JR
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Lol, good one!
JR
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:like:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWhkSbTU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4dYWhkSbTU
Entirely accurate
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Explaining Men's Tools:
DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat
metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and
flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that
freshly-stained heirloom piece you were drying.
WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere
under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and
hard-earned guitar callouses from fingers in about the time it takes you to
say, "YEOWW S**T...."
ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their
holes until you die of old age.
SKIL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation
of blood-blisters. The most often tool used by all women.
BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor
touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.
HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija Board
principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion,
and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your
future becomes.
VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt
heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer
intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
WELDING GLOVES: Heavy duty leather gloves used to prolong the
conduction of intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various
flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease
inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of.
WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars and
motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating that 9/16 or 1/2
inch socket you've been searching for the last 45 minutes.
TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood
projectiles for testing wall integrity.
HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground
after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle
firmly under the bumper.
EIGHT-FOOT LONG YELLOW PINE 2X4: Used for levering an automobile
upward off of a trapped hydraulic jack handle.
TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters and wire wheel wires.
E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any
known drill bit that snaps neatly off in bolt holes thereby ending any
possible future use.
RADIAL ARM SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most
shops to scare neophytes into choosing another line of work.
TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength
of everything you forgot to disconnect.
CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 24-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A very large pry bar that
inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end opposite
the handle.
AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw
TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes called
a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine vitamin,"
which is not otherwise found under cars at night. Health benefits aside, its
main purpose is to consume 40-watt light bulbs at about the same rate that
105mm howitzer shells might be used during, say, the first few hours of the
Battle of the Bulge. More often dark than light, its name is somewhat
misleading.
PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under
lids and for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on
your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips
screw heads. Women excel at using this tool.
STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to
convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws.
AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a coal-burning
power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that
travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty bolts
which were last over tightened 30 years ago by someone at Ford, and
instantly rounds off their heads. Also used to quickly snap off lug nuts.
PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or
bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.
HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.
HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is
used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent
the object we are trying to hit. Women primarily use it to make gaping holes
in walls when hanging pictures.
MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of
cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on
contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector
magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for
slicing work clothes, but only while in use.
DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.
Only Tools Matters
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Lol, good one! I got quite a few of those last ones..
JR
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:like:
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Lol
JR
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:o :D
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Lol..
JR
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Lol..
JR
Perpetual Motion Squad?
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Cute..
JR
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:tu: :like:
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Lol..
JR
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... simple things apparently...
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Lol, :rofl:
Just like any kid, lol
JR
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Lol,
JR
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What happens to a fire hydrant when at -25°
JR
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Lol..
JR
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Always that one!
JR
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Well, maybe not in that cold, but I used to wear shorts and crocs in 5°C snd rain... Before my diabetes took over my feet that is :twak:
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Well, maybe not in that cold, but I used to wear shorts and crocs in 5°C snd rain... Before my diabetes took over my feet that is :twak:
Err,
See my cousin would be that person, in shorts a jacket with the jeeps doors and roof off.. me forget it, I’d have to have thermal underwear on under pants!
JR
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:rofl: That used to be me, too
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:rofl: That used to be me, too
Which one, the one in shorts or the thermals.
JR
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Both :rofl: :rofl:
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Heck when I was in my single digits I had thermal socks that went all the way up over my knees,
JR
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I forgot to post this one :think: I thought there was something else but don’t remember,,
JR
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Well, maybe not in that cold, but I used to wear shorts and crocs in 5°C snd rain... Before my diabetes took over my feet that is :twak:
Err,
See my cousin would be that person, in shorts a jacket with the jeeps doors and roof off.. me forget it, I’d have to have thermal underwear on under pants!
JR
Except for me, it was on a bicycle :D
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Well, maybe not in that cold, but I used to wear shorts and crocs in 5°C snd rain... Before my diabetes took over my feet that is :twak:
Err,
See my cousin would be that person, in shorts a jacket with the jeeps doors and roof off.. me forget it, I’d have to have thermal underwear on under pants!
JR
Except for me, it was on a bicycle :D
Bike yes, shorts no.
The Mrs has just got me out of the t-shirt gig, summer the shirt stayed out yet cold weather came and the shirt got tucked in! Only a few years ago did she get me to leave the shirt out during winter.
JR
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I trimmed it to keep it a little clean, if not take it out..
JR
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This is good, who’s had either?
JR
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Or played D&D with goblins.
(https://i.etsystatic.com/10896123/r/il/86dc8b/783773950/il_570xN.783773950_q418.jpg)
to buy https://www.etsy.com/listing/236212134/d4-gaming-die-stainless-steel-center-arc?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_c-toys_and_games-games_and_puzzles-role_playing_games&utm_custom1=bfc829f8-8379-4970-b4f7-f521690a97d3&utm_content=go_304504475_47297822805_233341315348_pla-321505258066_c__236212134&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI28O-3NPz3wIVF4rICh08IQ_XEAQYASABEgIqFfD_BwE
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(https://memeguy.com/photos/images/i-know-its-insensitive-but-its-hilarious-115365.jpg)
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(http://www.adventureseeker.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Funny-Travel-Memes-33.jpg)
(http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/23-hilarious-homework-answers.jpg)
(http://www.moneyworks.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/Bob-has-diabetes.jpg)
(http://blog.colourfulrebel.com/en/files/2017/05/4020305000000578-4487560-One_defeated_student_admitted_that_he_had_no_idea_what_his_test_-a-30_1494329721132.jpg)
(https://i.redd.it/0brpbshv81o11.jpg)
(http://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/ProductImages/LMAO.jpg)
(https://pics.me.me/googled-worst-idea-ever-who-4642610.png)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/69d04ab586741b48c97e7bfdc8ebe10f/tenor.gif?itemid=5009564)
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He ain't wrong.
But fill in the bubble better! :D
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Lol,,
JR
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I don't get it :think:
Is that a brand of beef sauce/gravy over there?
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I don't get it :think:
Is that a brand of beef sauce/gravy over there?
Steak sauce
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I don't get it :think:
Is that a brand of beef sauce/gravy over there?
I didn't either, but was to proud to ask. Thanks!
:whistle: :D :D
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Sorry guys :(
JR
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Sorry guys :(
JR
No prob! We learned something from it!
:tu: :salute:
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(https://media.makeameme.org/created/i-dont-care-5c41ff.jpg)
:D :D
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Lol..
JR
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Ouch,
Our two furballs have two huge bowls, one water the other kibble, both stay full 24/7
JR
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Lol,,
JR
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Thats pretty cool :like:
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Lol, :rofl:
That’s bad!
JR
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Lol, :rofl:
That’s bad!
JR
:rofl: :facepalm:
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Lol
JR
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I wonder who’s tonight’s show? :popcorn:
JR
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:think: :rofl:
That's kind of weird
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An audience for the throne
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Two doctors in practice in a small town clinic in Bluebell had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit.
They interviewed Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her. She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they would have to let Nurse Nancy go.
"Why, we just hired her?"
"Well, I think she is dyslexic and does things backwards. I told her to give Mr. Smith two shots of morphine every 24 four hour, but she gave him 24 shots in two hours and it almost killed him. I told her to give Mrs. Jones an enema every twelve hours and she gave her twelve in one hour."
The doctor have barely finished his reasons when the other doctor rushed out of the room.
"Where are you going in such a hurry?" the doctor asked.
"To see Nurse Nancy, I just instructed her to prick Mr. Hill's Boil!"
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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My girl friend calls me a god. At first I was pleased, but now I'm not so sure as I remembered she's dyslexic!
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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
:think: :think:
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Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said:
"Can you smell petrol?"
The other replied: "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!"
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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought himself a warehouse?
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One advantage of being dyslexic is that it doesn't cost much to get your own personalized registration plate.
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My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
:facepalm:
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Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything!"
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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one of them says "does this taste funny to you?!"
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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor says "I know, I amputated your arms."
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I went to seafood disco last week. I pulled a muscle.
:facepalm:
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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A fsh.
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What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Show content
Red paint.
:whistle:
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I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket...
Show content
How far do you think I can kick this bucket?
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These are all :facepalm: but :rofl:
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These are all :facepalm: but :rofl:
I know...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Jon was having a bad day, he put on his shirt and a button fell off, then he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off, as he was walking out the door the knob fell off, needless to say he was afraid to go to the bathroom! :-\
JR
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Jon was having a bad day, he put on his shirt and a button fell off, then he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off, as he was walking out the door the knob fell off, needless to say he was afraid to go to the bathroom! :-\
JR
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Jon was having a bad day, he put on his shirt and a button fell off, then he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off, as he was walking out the door the knob fell off, needless to say he was afraid to go to the bathroom! :-\
JR
He became Joanne?
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Jon was having a bad day, he put on his shirt and a button fell off, then he picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off, as he was walking out the door the knob fell off, needless to say he was afraid to go to the bathroom! :-\
JR
He became Joanne?
Lol..
JR
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Lol..
JR
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Lol..
JR
Well, we encourage modders here, right?
:D :D :D :D
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Lol..
JR
Well, we encourage modders here, right?
:D :D :D :D
https://youtu.be/0KaWSOlASWc
:D
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:tu:
JR
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Lol..
JR
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Lol, so true..
JR
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Not wrong :tu:
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Oops,,
JR
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Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR
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Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR
So easy yet so cool!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR
So easy yet so cool!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Yes, but it needs some sort of lock... so when you eat it does not freely spin.
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Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR
So easy yet so cool!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Yes, but it needs some sort of lock... so when you eat it does not freely spin.
Yeah but, that’s what makes it fun, lol..
JR
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Kinda funny yet kinda smart..
An ear of corn on a paint roller, with the tray full of butter, no need to spin it with your hands to collect that extra butter, just roll it!
JR
So easy yet so cool!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Yes, but it needs some sort of lock... so when you eat it does not freely spin.
Yeah but, that’s what makes it fun, lol..
JR
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Huh, how’d I do that?
JR
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Here’s a good one...
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:think:
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:D :like:
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Lol..
JR
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It does..
JR
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Lol, yeah really!
JR
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:)
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I can so see this,
JR
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Lol..
JR
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Ouch! Idk how many times I’ve done that!
JR
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My shins :ahhh
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Ouch! Idk how many times I’ve done that!
JR
I noticed over here in Europe a lot of the luxury BMWs and Mercedes sedans/wagons typically have hitches. I can only assume this is so they can park like a douche and not damage their car (while damaging mine, also they typically also have parking assist) and I have yet to see one actually towing a trailer. :facepalm: :ahhh :rant:
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:facepalm:
Why?
Just why? :facepalm:
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:facepalm:
Why?
Just why? :facepalm:
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:facepalm:
Why?
Just why? :facepalm:
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(http://www.openminds.tv/wp-content/uploads/I-am-not-saying.jpg)
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:rofl:
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I admit, I actually act this way in Sam's Club. Especially with the gallon-sized drums of nacho cheese.
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:D
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Lol,,
JR
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Lol, now that would be BAD!
JR
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Hmmm,,
JR
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Ah huh,
JR
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On deadly ground?
JR
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On deadly ground?
JR
Day the World Ended
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On deadly ground?
JR
Day the World Ended
Apocawlypse Now
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Die Hard With a Vengeance
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The day after tomorrow (before the smell was gone)
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Despicable me!
:rofl:
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Despicable me!
:rofl:
:facepalm: :rofl:
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:rofl: :facepalm:
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The Day the Earth Stood Still
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The Omega Man
"Army doctor Robert Neville struggles to create a cure for the plague that wiped out most of the human race".
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Mortal Kombat
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Armaggeddon
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Lethal Weapon
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Despicable me!
:rofl:
:rofl: :tu: :cheers:
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Twister
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La rabbia di Pasolini
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Hellboy
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Ugly, Dirty and Bad (Brutti, sporchi e cattivi)
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Irréversible
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How to train your dragon
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Run Lola Run
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Those are some good ones, how about zombieland or drop dead Fred.. lol
JR
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Back draft!
JR
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Lol..
JR
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:like:
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Interesting,,
JR
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Heh :like:
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Lol, a lot are going to claim their drunk..
JR
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Lol, a lot are going to claim their drunk..
JR
Thought it was a rabbit at first :facepalm:
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:facepalm: :rofl:
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Hmm, :think:
JR
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try rotating 180 degrees.
:pok:
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try rotating 180 degrees.
:pok:
Really :think:
JR
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:facepalm: :D
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Lol..
JR
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:facepalm: :rofl:
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Hmmm :think:
JR
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Looks well made :dunno: :D
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:rofl: :rofl:
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Lol..
JR
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Lol,,
JR
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Here’s a good one..
JR
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0CZYAO-HTSc
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From a friend over there:
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times, American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians.
One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
After digging as deep as 30 feet in Bollington, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely Bugger All.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, England had already gone wireless.
Just makes you bloody proud to be English doesn't it!!! 🇬🇧 😂
He's quite the cut-up.
dc
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Hmm, interesting,
JR
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With no point of reference (eg no wall) that doesn't show anything. :pok:
We could be looking at the front or the back of the roll.
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With no point of reference (eg no wall) that doesn't show anything. :pok:
We could be looking at the front or the back of the roll.
That's the wall behind it! Someone's graffiti written the patent details on it :pok:
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With no point of reference (eg no wall) that doesn't show anything. :pok:
We could be looking at the front or the back of the roll.
That's the wall behind it! Someone's graffiti written the patent details on it :pok:
Lol,,
JR
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With no point of reference (eg no wall) that doesn't show anything. :pok:
We could be looking at the front or the back of the roll.
That's the wall behind it! Someone's graffiti written the patent details on it :pok:
;) Or they wrote them backwards on the glass wall which we are looking through.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Holy smurf those where funny Smashie!
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Good ones :rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Holy smurf those where funny Smashie!
:iagree: :rofl: :like:
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Lol, I knew it!
JR
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Lol..
JR
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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NCIS, help Gibbs!
JR
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Stargate, I'm good with SG1 to the rescue
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Rush, I'm not concerned, Melbourne Police seems effective enough (in the series, I wouldn't know otherwise) :tu:
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NCIS, help Gibbs!
JR
I've not had a television for 10 years. I think they've written me off as dead!
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I've got the A-team behind me...
I hope they'll shoot to kill this time.
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I'm good... Charlie Crews (LIFE, played by Damian Lewis) is watching my back. Not a too well known show, but he trades his life for his partners (who has been kidnapped) and then proceeds to murder (yep, that is the correct term) the bad guy.
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I've got the A-team behind me...
I hope they'll shoot to kill this time.
Nice, that was one of my fav shows!
JR
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Only Tools Matters
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
:tu:
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NCIS, help Gibbs!
JR
Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus)
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NCIS, help Gibbs!
JR
Covered by MacGyver. I am good :tu:
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Lol..
JR
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Funny, you two :like:
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NCIS, help Gibbs!
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In my case it's these guys... maybe that fluffy lion will scare off the kidnappers :facepalm:
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In my case it's these guys... maybe that fluffy lion will scare off the kidnappers :facepalm:
(https://www.justwebshop.nl/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/6/2/6267_2.jpg)
Maybe if they speak Netherlands and have a Bulgarian flag on their shoes will confuse the kidnappers
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Ain’t that the truth!
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Maybe not every one, just the ones that I seem to choose
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And it seems to be a problem with every supermarket ever. :doh:
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EVERYWHERE! you get one of those newer ones and you want to run and try to jump on the cart and glide, lol, maybe that’s why they don’t get new cart..
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Lol..
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Err,
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For smurf sake! I about busted a gut on that one.
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Ain’t that the truth!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEwZfHhLne0
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Lol..
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I’m not sure if this was posted on here before,
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https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/170/17041/1704146.jpg
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(https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/170/17041/1704146.jpg)
There we go, nicely embedded for ya, Butch!
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There we go, nicely embedded for ya, Butch!
TY :hatsoff:
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No problem!
However...
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So true.. lol
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So true.. lol
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I rely more on evolution to explain that... For some reason during development in humans (and all deuterostome animals), what was supposed to be the anus, becomes the mouth... :facepalm:
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Err, that’s bad!
I must say I’ve been in that situation with a moving trailer in stop and go, (shake shake shake) but it ended up getting a flat tire, and luckily we were near woods, and this is where those napkins from the fast food restaurant come in handy beside a runny nose! I made it back and it hit again, but this time as I sat on the other side of the hill I noticed there was a walking trail only feet below and a couple walk through as I’m sitting there :whistle: oops.. luckily they didn’t see me..
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Dang you jinxed me!
We went out for dinner and as we left the parking lot, :ahhh luckily it was only a 8min ride home but still, potholes and break lights were like :-\ but as soon as I saw the house door I was like :woohoo: !!
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:tu:
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I've never been a fan of BMWs (it took me 3 to work that out).
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Lol,,
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Lol, that fits..
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Bzzz, lol
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Hopefully I'm not recycling any that I got off here....
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Those Indian Hills signs :rofl:
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Those Indian Hills signs :rofl:
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:D :D :D :D
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:iagree: That is so true people just don't understand .................................. ???
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Indeed...
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That moron should be holding the handle of the cart!
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Lol..
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Lol
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OCD Squad is about cringe themselves to death... :facepalm:
You had ONE job!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0mLoOm3Yx4
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Rofl
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Lol..
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Friends of the Mrs posted this and I thought it was worth a post, lol
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Friends of the Mrs posted this and I thought it was worth a post, lol
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Good one!
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I knew a different version, JR:
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61e4MRD4XbL._SX466_.jpg)
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Yeah!
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This is an actual poster in downtown Lisbon. Apparently, tourists were complaining to the police that the drugs they had bought from dealers, in the street, were fake.
So the township and the police made this posters...
:facepalm:
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=14462.0;attach=427351;image)
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Classic poster!
Traveling last week, snapped this at a rest stop on the way. Made me laugh :rofl:
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Classic poster!
Traveling last week, snapped this at a rest stop on the way. Made me laugh :rofl:
Missed the rightmost pic...
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:rofl:
Or kitchen table with pot and egg... :think:
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:rofl: I love it
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I'll never be able to see that logo in it's normal form again... thanks guys :facepalm:
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Quack! :like:
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Lol,
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I'll never be able to see that logo in it's normal form again... thanks guys :facepalm:
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>:D >:D :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I'm having a hard time deciding whether to accept that hypothesis or not....
It's so elegant.
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Lol, how’s this..
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This one's a little cheesy...
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Can confirm.
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You guys like games?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mJOCKdGbKA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mJOCKdGbKA)
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Lol,
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Lol, I just showed the little guy and he said, “uhh sure” so I was like, “well, what’s it say”? “Uhh, idk I can’t read it”!
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Why wouldn't young folks be able to read that??
Or am I from the inbetween generation? :D
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Their not teaching it in school anymore,
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And good riddance, I say. :P
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They still do here as far as I know...
Just had a maintenance round at pre-school and the same signs were up against the wall that I had to learn it from.
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What's the use of that. :facepalm:
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Paper replaced the stone tablet. The typewriter replaced the written page. The word processor replaced the typewriter.
Thank goodness I can remember a time when a hand written letter from a loved-one far away was an event to be treasured. Something you could touch, smell, and help you feel connected to that person. Now we have emojis.
Kids are typing before they are writing. Biometrics are replacing signatures. In the future, a pen will be an oddity collected by people like us...
It’s a sad day when they kill cursive, but the need for good penmanship, like the typewriter, is now history.
And just to lift us back to the theme of this thread...What’s the longest English word you can type on the top row of a QWERTY keyboard?
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Paper replaced the stone tablet. The typewriter replaced the written page. The word processor replaced the typewriter.
Thank goodness I can remember a time when a hand written letter from a loved-one far away was an event to be treasured. Something you could touch, smell, and help you feel connected to that person. Now we have emojis.
Kids are typing before they are writing. Biometrics are replacing signatures. In the future, a pen will be an oddity collected by people like us...
It’s a sad day when they kill cursive, but the need for good penmanship, like the typewriter, is now history.
And just to lift us back to the theme of this thread...What’s the longest English word you can type on the top row of a QWERTY keyboard?
Going back to the theme?! That's preposterous!
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And just to lift us back to the theme of this thread...What’s the longest English word you can type on the top row of a QWERTY keyboard?
"We owe it to you to pepper your puppy"?
https://what-if.xkcd.com/75/
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"We owe it to you to pepper your puppy"?
https://what-if.xkcd.com/75/
Do you know the meaning of the word WORD?...
:pok: :pok:
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:doh: :facepalm:
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:doh: :facepalm:
Now you're pabloing threads, as well as tools?!
:twak: :twak:
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This thread isn't broken.... yet. >:D
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This thread isn't broken.... yet. >:D
Is that a threat? A promise? A complaint?...
:think: :think:
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You need to be more specific...
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Is that a threat? A promise? A complaint?...
:think: :think:
Yes.
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Paper replaced the stone tablet. The typewriter replaced the written page. The word processor replaced the typewriter.
Thank goodness I can remember a time when a hand written letter from a loved-one far away was an event to be treasured. Something you could touch, smell, and help you feel connected to that person. Now we have emojis.
Kids are typing before they are writing. Biometrics are replacing signatures. In the future, a pen will be an oddity collected by people like us...
It’s a sad day when they kill cursive, but the need for good penmanship, like the typewriter, is now history.
And just to lift us back to the theme of this thread...What’s the longest English word you can type on the top row of a QWERTY keyboard?
Typewriter :pok: :twak: :cheers: :D
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LMAO!
I think I have a way lower MPG rating.
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"We owe it to you to pepper your puppy"?
https://what-if.xkcd.com/75/
Try TYPEWRITER :salute:
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Typewriter :pok: :twak: :cheers: :D
:hatsoff: :cheers: you win the prize AZ!
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The longest word is Typewriter? On a keyboard designed for typewriters? :sa: :ahhh
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Thank goodness I can remember a time when a hand written letter from a loved-one far away was an event to be treasured. Something you could touch, smell, and help you feel connected to that person.
I started handwriting letters to my nieces and nephews but never got anything back. :facepalm:
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I started handwriting letters to my nieces and nephews but never got anything back. :facepalm:
Etiquette is no longer taught, but that one is on the parents, or aunts and uncles, or grandparents!
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Etiquette is no longer taught, but that one is on the parents, or aunts and uncles, or grandparents!
Too true, but it isn't just the younger generation.
A while back I sent a handy little torch (flashlight) to each of my 6 brothers/sisters (I'm a middle child at 66). I got two Thank You's, the other four didn't bother to even acknowledge that they received them (and they were hand delivered, so I know they got to their intended recipient).
That is just how life is lived these days, so I no longer expect any gratitude, that way I'm not disappointed.
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I think part of the problem is that we live in a disposable world today, so tools are no longer seen in the same light as they were in years past. Today, if that torch is lost the family probably has several others around the house. In days past, it may have become a treasured item to be looked after and appreciated. :think:
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Here how’s this..
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Lol,,
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OMG how freaky!
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I posted something like that a while back, there’s just one thing missing, the Washington monument in dc, would be pointing half way and out front!
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I thought it was Nelson’s Column that was missing? :facepalm:
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Here I had to erase some of it but I’m sure you can get the point :whistle:
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I'm going to be disappointed if I look up the locations of those monuments in real life, aren't I? :facepalm:
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I'm going to be disappointed if I look up the locations of those monuments in real life, aren't I? :facepalm:
Yup, but life is full of disappointment
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Finally, proof the earth is an oblate spheroid and not flat.
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Looks like it lines up,
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That's a flat map, not a globe... Stuff is gonna be distorted. :think:
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This any better? And how’s this other?
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It's closer! :tu:
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Hmm. :think:
Looks like Easter Island and the other side of the world from Stonehenge are like 30,000 miles apart. :ahhh
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Reminds me of GLBM .......... :rofl:
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Next caption:
"Thanks for not teaching me, Dad".
Helicopter parents. :facepalm: I wonder who raised them?
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Typewriter :pok: :twak: :cheers: :D
Typewritery: Adjective. Related to or similar in shape to a typewriter.
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Helicopter parents. :facepalm: I wonder who raised them?
I heard this term the other day: 'Snowplough Parenting' - preparing the road for the child rather than preparing the child for the road.
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I heard this term the other day: 'Snowplough Parenting' - preparing the road for the child rather than preparing the child for the road.
That's :facepalm: :facepalm:
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I love it! :D
I know of a few examples...
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Friends are like underwear. Some stay up your butt, some get a little sideways, some are holy, some are cheap, and some will actually cover your butt...
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Why?
We already know what Einstein thought about it...
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Sounds about right...
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Learnt something today from a software speSmurfpillst. When reporting system errors they sometimes listed the fault as the “ID ten T” error. :dunno:
I said that I’d never heard of the “ID ten T error”, so he wrote it down to show me:
ID10T :facepalm:
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Learnt something today from a software speSmurfpillst. When reporting system errors they sometimes listed the fault as the “ID ten T” error. :dunno:
I said that I’d never heard of the “ID ten T error”, so he wrote it down to show me:
ID10T :facepalm:
I sometimes refer to those as MSM, MSO, or MSH errors, i.e. Machine Smarter (than) Man, Machine Smarter (than) Operator, or Machine Smarter (than) Human.
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I'm happy with PEBKAC
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PICNIC
Problem in chair, not in computer.
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in case anyone can't figure out PEBKAC
(Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair)
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in case anyone can't figure out PEBKAC
(Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair)
That's my favorite :D
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Lol..
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Lol, yeah!
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I’d snap!
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There is or was a Pizza Shop in town that would put the toppings under the cheese, then place one small grouping of the same toppings in the center on top of the cheese.
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There is or was a Pizza Shop in town that would put the toppings under the cheese, then place one small grouping of the same toppings in the center on top of the cheese.
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We used to order from a mom / pops place that did the same, but they didn’t put anything on top of the cheese,
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I'm eating homemade pizza right now... I usually lay a base of cheese on top of the sauce, then the toppings (usually spinach, onion, green capsicum, mushroom, sun-dried tomato, feta and olives), then a sprinkling of cheese on top.
I have no idea what the right way is, that's just how I do it.
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I could go for a slice of pizza right now..
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Lol, yeah!
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Probably need to have played the game to get it...
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Lol,,
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Ok bare with me, you’ll have to picture this but it’s worth it!
Ever just watch a cat then make the slightest move and they jump? Well I was just in the bathroom and the one furball was getting ready to jump onto the sink and I’m watching, and just as he goes to jump I made the slightest move with my foot and rather then jumping up he jumps forward and into the vanity :facepalm:
Like OMG you idiot, he looks around like what the heck, then actually jumps but this time onto the sink, :woohoo: I did it! lol..
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I can soo picture this!
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Seen on a Toolclip knockoff. As if it would even work with that! I have one I got in a lot, and man is it awful!
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Ain’t that the truth, lol..
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Lol..
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:D :D :D :D
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no one:
youtube algorithm: 2016 Taiwan Halfsize micromouse First Prize Kojimouse 11, Hirokazu Kojima
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That’s just crazy. Looks like he’s stroking it between runs like some kind of cyborg pet! Need that algorithm for my morning traffic. :D
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Lol.. :rofl:
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:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :rofl:
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Ok, come on let’s hear them!
The Mrs posted this on her Facebook page and I just had to post it on here, you can see what she posted and well, I just had to put what someone else put cause that sooo right for around here!
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So let’s hear what you come up with!!
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"Honey, I found the pool!"
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It doesen't seem to want to start now... I must have flooded it.
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This made me giggle
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Another
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lol, to think once I looked like that, I was doing my sheetmetal, but the kid next to me was working on the same metal table was playing with a oil burners ignition transformer, and well he arched it to the metal table thus shocking me, it’s only 10,000volts, no biggie right, it’s like testing one of those 9v batteries to your tongue, just a little bzzz.. lol
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Our new family member really worked hard!
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:like:
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Someone grew a set and walked in, needless to say he tried to slooooowly walk out after seeing what was on the couch, :whistle:
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Should have been this pic
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:D
Should have been this pic
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Ha love em
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Edit for insensitivity.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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*removed, because it is not clean*
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Funny yet brilliant!
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Made with REAL cheese too!
::)
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edit for insensitivity.
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:rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :hatsoff: :like:
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How about we don't get into that?
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A man walks out of a pub and sees two men standing outside. One of them had his finger up the other mans backside. He asks " what on earth are you doing with your finger up that mans backside" the man says "he's had too much to drink and I'm trying to make him sick"
The man replies "well that isn't going to make him sick putting your finger up his backside" to which the man replies "oh yeah well you wait until i put it in his mouth"
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About freaking time, especially if we’re going to get some warmer weather!
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Yup!
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lol,
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Soo true!
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How about we don't get into that?
:iagree:
Neither transphobia or homophobia is at all funny
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in case anyone can't figure out PEBKAC
(Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair)
:rofl: :rofl:I am going to start using these. One of my many work tasks being IT troubleshooting. It's very awkward when i'm asked to resolve a power issue and i just reach across and press the power button whilst trying not to make eye contact. :hatsoff:
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NCIS, help Gibbs!
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The Grand Tour. So Clarkson, Hammond and May are on their way...........I'm done for. :facepalm:
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Lol,,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqpvaV_xY3U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqpvaV_xY3U)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c84ANSiVBAg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c84ANSiVBAg)
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:rofl:
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:D
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Lol, although that’s pretty much how I feel right now.
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Now that totally fits some, lol
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Lol,
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:facepalm:
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:D
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:o
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:twak:
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:P
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:o
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:ahhh
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:o
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:D
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Good ones Kev :rofl:
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>:D
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oh my..... :dwts: :sa: :rofl: :surrender:
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:oops:
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OMG that’s bad!
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:o
:facepalm:
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:rofl:
:rofl:
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Taco Bell!
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jikes.... :dwts:
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Could have said just the wife’s cooking :rofl:
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...or a new form of human-powered rocket! :facepalm:
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...or a new form of human-powered rocket! :facepalm:
Ah, an Ariane 5 launch! :tu:
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Now that totally fits some, lol
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That’s why my wife makes me go first everytime we go hiking :D
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Ah huh..
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It looks like it hasn't been used yet.
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It looks like it hasn't been used yet.
And once it has it will look very different :rofl:
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And once it has it will look very different :rofl:
Well yeah, like that porta potty a few posts back, maybe that’s what was in that pic, would be smart to have one near the food at a fair, not just that close!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XC3Hc-rAkk
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Lol, I’d agree!
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Hmm
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:facepalm:
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Ahhhhh :ahhh
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Hey, I’m sure it would make it come out faster, lol
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Our dogs first experience with peanut butter,,
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOocmJ5oirQ
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When Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall.
His statue in London is 15 feet tall.
That’s Horatio of 3:1.
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Hmm,
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Funny because it's true. Sometimes, that happens with me. Usually involving the biggest tools I own.
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Lol, you want a good drip cartoon, here.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wyilCpwr8kw
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When Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall.
His statue in London is 15 feet tall.
That’s Horatio of 3:1.
Get out!
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Lol, fish and chips,
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On one of our walks today look what we spotted,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY)
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On one of our walks today look what we spotted,
Wasn't someone here going to paint their vehicle up to look like a Jurassic Park one? :think:
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Derekmac. https://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,77812.msg1720520.html#msg1720520 (https://forum.multitool.org/index.php/topic,77812.msg1720520.html#msg1720520)
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Lol, fish and chips,
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Nope, thats fish and crisps :pok:
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Too right! :hatsoff:
Speaking as an Irishman, there are too many English words that you need to look up in the dictionary to know how to pronounce. :facepalm:
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On one of our walks today look what we spotted,
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I worked for a firm in Farmington Hills about 10 yrs ago and one of our staff painted his Geo Tracker in a like pattern, his BnL had a body shop. It looked real good, I am now wondering if same Tracker. He lived in Down River area iirc.
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I worked for a firm in Farmington Hills about 10 yrs ago and one of our staff painted his Geo Tracker in a like pattern, his BnL had a body shop. It looked real good, I am now wondering if same Tracker. He lived in Down River area iirc.
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In Michigan? We’re in what they call the down river, below Detroit, this isn’t the only thing I’ve seen painted JP style either! I’ve seen much newer with a very awesome paint job, but that’s the only geo I’ve only seen, it was at a local baseball game.
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Lol
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A couple towns over just posted this on Facebook,
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Let hear them, name them off, I think I have all but one,
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Couple of the same but let’s hear them name them off!
If I’m not mistake on the one I can’t believe it’s it!
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Let hear them, name them off, I think I have all but one,
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I count 12 pop culture references.
I know 8.
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I count 12 pop culture references.
I know 8.
I count 11, 9 I can name, 1 I want to say I know what it is but not sure, and the other no clue, that other there’s a lot more
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Let hear them, name them off, I think I have all but one,
JR
A-Team
Dukes of Hazard
Back to the future
Knight Rider
Blues Brothers
Ghostbusters
Magnum PI
Transformers
Airwolf
ET
Tron
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A-Team
Dukes of Hazard
Back to the future
Knight Rider
Blues Brothers
Ghostbusters
Magnum PI
Transformers
Airwolf
ET
Tron
I never heard of Tron
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:sa:
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second one:
Voltron
Ferris Buellers day off
Knight rider
national lampoons family vacation
c.h.i.p.s
Ghostbusters
fall guy
a team
dukes of hazzard
batman
blues brothers
back to the future
transformers
tron
ET
Gijoe
star wars
indiana jones (sign)
and that only leaves the blown iroc that I can't identify
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:sa:
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second one:
Voltron
Ferris Buellers day off
Knight rider
national lampoons family vacation
c.h.i.p.s
Ghostbusters
fall guy
a team
dukes of hazzard
batman
blues brothers
back to the future
transformers
tron
ET
Gijoe
star wars
indiana jones (sign)
and that only leaves the blown iroc that I can't identify
Very good, again never heard of tron, never heard of fall guy, didn’t figure the fairs, good call! Saw the lampoons that was funny, but your wrong on the iroc, and your going to go :facepalm: when you fig the movie! I’ll give you a hint it’s from part of my name!
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maybe, but I did pretty good except for that one.
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I’d say, give up?
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Death race?
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+ :sa:
++ :sa:
There's a lot of things that I've never seen, but I have seen Tron....
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and that only leaves the blown iroc that I can't identify
Not an Iroc, Aussie Falcon, should help as a clue
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sunken headlights made it more iroc to my eyes... especially since I remembered it as flat front end...
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Whoey’s got it, anyone else wanna stab, was it the hint?
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I know, and yes it was the hint.
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Seriously got this in my inbox today. Hilarious that someone actually typed this! :rofl:
WELCOME TO THE PRESIDENCY
OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT DEPT
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE NIGERIA
OUR REF: FGN / SNT/STB
ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:
THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFY ON YOUR CONTRACT
/INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVE YOUR
PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILL THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU
IN RESPECT TO YOUR CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT, YOU NEED TO PROCURE
THE STAMP APPROVAL SLIP FROM THE MINISTERS OFFICE, WHICH YOU NEED TO
TAKE CARE OF THAT.
SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE
NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK SO SUCH ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP
IF YOU WISHES TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING
A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM,RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGE YOUR PAYMENT
ASSIGNED TO BE PAID TO YOU THROUGH INTERNATIONAL WIRE TRANSFER BANK TO
BANK PAYMENT TO YOUR OWN PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT INF YOUR COUNTRY, THAT
IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT CHIEF, MUHAMMADU BUHARI
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA PRESIDENT
THIS WIRE TRANSFER SUM OF US$9.5M (NINE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND
UNITED STATES DOLLARS)
HAS BEEN GENERALLY ACCEPTED AND HANDED OVER TO CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
(C.B.N) TO PERFECTLY CARRY OUT THE INTERNATIONAL WIRE TRANSFER AND
MAKE SURE YOU COMPLETELY RECEIVE THE TOTAL AMOUNT INTO YOUR OWN
PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY, MEANWHILE, THE UNITED STATES
AND WORLD BANK INSURANCE POLICY FEE IS MANDATORY FOR ANY TRANSFER OF
FUNDS HERE IN NIGERIA INVOLVING AMOUNTS ABOVE $1,000,000.00 (ONE
MILLION USD). THE AMOUNT TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IS
US$9.5M. AND IS FAR ABOVE $1 MILLION. THIS IS WHY THE $198 FEE IS
HIGHLY REQUIRED AND THE FEE CANNOT BE DEDUCTED FROM SOURCE IN
ACCORDANCE, WITH SECTION 3 SUBSECTION 2(A) OF THE HUGE FUNDS TRANSFER
REGULATION ACT HFTRA OF 2001 PROMULGATED BY LAW AFTER THE TERRORIST
ATTACK ON OUR DEAR COUNTRY THEREFORE, YOU'RE ADVISED TO CONTACT THE
CENTRAL BANK PRESIDENT ON BELOW EMAIL ADDRESS AND ASK HIM WHERE YOU
CAN SEND THE REQUIRED FEE OF $198 TODAY TO ENABLE THEM TRANSFER YOUR
SAID AMOUNT TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WITH IMMEDIATE ACTION.
CONTACT THE BANK ON BELOW LISTED INFORMATION
CONTACT PERSON ; MR. GODWIN L. EMEFIELE
CONTACT EMAIL ; (***@gmail.com )
MEANWHILE, NOTE THAT THIS IS THE ONLY FEES THAT YOU WILL BEAR THE COST
AND YOUR APPROVAL FUNDS SUM OF US$9.5 MILLION (NINE MILLION FIVE
HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) WILL TRANSFER TO YOU WITHOUT
ANY DELAYS, AND WE ARE DOING AUDITING FOR THE YEAR 2014, SO WE WANT
YOUR FUNDS US$9.5 MILLION TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK
ACCOUNT THE SAME DAY THE C.B.N RECEIVES THIS FEES FROM YOU.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MAKE SURE YOU FILL BELOW NECESSARY INFORMATION
AND FORWARD IT TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA FOR EASILY TRANSFER OF
YOUR OWN FUND.
YOUR FULL NAME .........
HOME ADDRESS .......
YOUR CITY .........
YOUR COUNTRY ......
YOUR OCCUPATION ......
YOUR AGE......
CELL PHONE
FAX NUMBER,
YOUR BANK NAME ........
YOUR BANK ADDRESS ............
YOUR ACCOUNT NAME......
YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER ......
YOUR ACCOUNT ROUTING NUMBER ......
YOUR ACCOUNT SWIFT CODE ......
NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU THE CBN COD E
OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (4211) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE IN ALL
FUTURE CORRESPONDENCE. AND YOU WILL BE ASKED TO FULFILL OBLIGATIONS
ACCORDING TO THE LAW DEMANDED BEFORE YOUR WIRE TRANSFER WILL BE
PROCEED TO YOU. IF YOU CAN NOT, PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD US YOUR
INFORMATION.
BEST REGARDS
MR. BABACHIR DAVID LAWA ,
THE APPOINTED SECRETARY
TO PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA
MR. MUHAMMADU BUHARI.
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Whoey’s got it, anyone else wanna stab, was it the hint?
JR
You talking about MAD Max?
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You talking about MAD Max?
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Very good
JR
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Here’s another, the Mrs and I sat and I sat here for a few sec and got about half, anyone want a go? I kinda scratched that one up cause it didn’t look to good for a younger age..
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I'll take a whack at it :tu:
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Guns n Roses
The doors
Led Zeppelin
Smashing pumpkins
Radiohead
Rolling stones
Sex Pistols
Some classics :like:
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Pearl Jam too :tu:
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And Queen
I missed a couple :facepalm:
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Pearl Jam
Guns N Roses
Stone Temple Pilots
Queen
The Doors
Led Zeppelin
Radiohead
Smashing Pumpkins
Alice In Chains
Pantera
Blind Melon
Rolling Stones
Sex Pistols
The Police
The Beatles
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Nice one :cheers:
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Is it Blind Melon or Melonhead, also not sure about the last couple. Can't think, hungry.
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Dang your on a roll
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I’m with you on the hungry part!
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OMG :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: oh that’s good!! For those who remember them, lol..
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That’s what that things for? Huh,,
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Interesting,
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I sure in heck wouldn’t want to live around there!
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I can so see this!
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Lol..
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OMG
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:facepalm:
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Sounds about right, but knowing my luck I’d get some wacky burger with ice cream and fries with coffee
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Lol..
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Lol..
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Why would anyone wish that debt on someone? :ahhh
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I sure in heck wouldn’t want to live around there!
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But they're EVERYWHERE! :ahhh
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I went to the doctor the other day.
He examined me and said "Mercury is in Uranus".
I was surprised at this and told him I don't believe in astrology.
He said "Neither do I; my thermometer just broke."
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I went to the doctor the other day.
He examined me and said "Mercury is in Uranus".
I was surprised at this and told him I don't believe in astrology.
He said "Neither do I; my thermometer just broke."
Oh no, glass shards! :ahhh
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I guess someone trying to steal the sun when drunk?
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:rofl: its all funny. :rofl:
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About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went downhill fast.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
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Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
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My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
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Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards." Me: "And?"
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I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
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The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
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I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, "Wii."
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
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Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords.
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Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars, but deer nuts are under a buck.
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My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."
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This morning my alarm went off. I thought it's sell-by date was tomorrow...
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He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends.
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I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy.
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
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RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
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Trying to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
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I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all of his friends. He was too clothes minded.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He woke up.
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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
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I've decided to sell my Hoover... it was just collecting dust.
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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My computer's got the Miley virus. It's stopped twerking.
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A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
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For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone thought we were nuts.
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn't make ends meet.
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I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.
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My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but toucan play at that game.
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
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A courtroom artist was arrested today. The details are sketchy.
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A Spanish magician was doing a magic trick. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a trace.
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Did you hear about the pessimist who hates German sausage? He always fears the Wurst.
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If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.
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I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around.
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I've written a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a rap.
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Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
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The person who invented the door knock won the Nobel Prize.
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, apart from one. He's never gonna give you Up.
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I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
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I was going to share a vegetable joke but it's corny.
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I was at a climbing center the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall. You couldn't make it up!
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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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Two cheese trucks ran into each other. Debris was everywhere.
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A guy was admitted to hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable.
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I love giant squid jokes. They always kraken me up!
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I found a rock which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.
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I met the man who invented the windowsill. He's a ledge.
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide but you can't run.
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My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. She had a history of violins.
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I don’t play soccer football because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but my plans were foiled.
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Simba was walking so slowly I told him to Mufasa.
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Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.
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People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.
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I lost my mood ring the other day. I'm not sure how to feel about it.
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I quit my job at the Helium factory; I wasn't going to be talked to in that tone of voice.
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To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
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Last week I handed my wife superglue instead of lip balm.
She's still not talking to me.
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It's no coincidence most archaeologists are women - they love digging up the past.
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The doctor told his patient to stop using a cotton bud, but it just went in one ear and out the other.
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Some clown opened the door for me this morning. That was a nice jester.
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I don't trust staircases. They're always up to something.
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Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds!
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My math teacher called me average. How mean!
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The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought, "this changes everything".
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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.
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I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends!
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Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
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I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.
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I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an udder disgrace.
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Chinese takeaway - £27.50. Petrol to get there - £3.25. Getting home then realising they didn't give you one of the containers - riceless.
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I've got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.
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I hate insects puns, they really bug me.
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I put a new freezer next to the refrigerator, now they're just chilling.
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Today, my son asked, "can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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My new girlfriend works at the zoo. I think she's a keeper.
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My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, "My door is always open".
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I'm taking part in a stair climbing competition. I need to step up my game.
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
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I used to build stairs for a living. Business was up and down.
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I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
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Just received a card full of rice. It’s from Uncle Ben.
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Local man killed by falling piano. It will be a low key funeral.
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I once had a teacher with a lazy eye. She couldn’t control her pupils.
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I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
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I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to, when you hit them.
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As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: "This could be interesting"
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I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending.
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I've given up asking rethorical questions. What's the point?
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I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her.
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I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated.
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I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it...
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I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house.
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Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!'
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As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.
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I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark.
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Why is it old people say ‘there’s no place like home’, yet when you put them in one…
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I’ve been happily married for four years – out of a total of 10.
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I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn’t much use. Just for a laugh I wrote The Beatles or Steven Gerrard for every answer… came in second.
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I often confuse Americans and Canadians. By using long words.
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Don’t you hate it when people assume you’re rich because you sound posh and went to private school and have loads of money?
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If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
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What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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If you don't know what introspection is you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time.
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Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal.
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Never Apologise! Never Explain! – Sorry, that’s my motto.
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I’m entering the worlds tightest hat competition. Just hope I can pull it off.
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Words can’t express how much I hate World Emoji Day.
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Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy.
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A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'
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A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it.
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I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it.
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Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
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Seems legit...
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My wife thinks I spend too much time on the loo, so today I see she’s loaded a new roll of paper...
...little does she know, I’m catching up on my unread messages, or posting this picture. :facepalm:
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My wife thinks I spend too much time on the loo, so today I see she’s loaded a new roll of paper...
...little does she know, I’m catching up on my unread messages, or posting this picture. :facepalm:
Have you noticed?...
:pok: :pok:
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The last one is WIPER...
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:rofl: I missed that :rofl:
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:rofl: I missed that :rofl:
So... you didn't wipe?!
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Is that supposed to be how you mark off the words you found...?
Get a pot of Nutella, dip your finger in, and use that to mark off half the words, then just leave it in the bathroom. When quizzed/screamed at, tell her you couldn't finish it because you were clean, and had to save it for next time.
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Is that supposed to be how you mark off the words you found...?
Get a pot of Nutella, dip your finger in, and use that to mark off half the words, then just leave it in the bathroom. When quizzed/screamed at, tell her you couldn't finish it because you were clean, and had to save it for next time.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Ah huh..
JR
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Lol
JR
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that’s pretty smart,
JR
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As it’s November
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So... when I start seeing deocrations in October.... Santa wastes a reindeer?
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Lol :rofl:
JR
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You know you're getting old when you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, apart from one. He's never gonna give you Up.
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Hmmm,,
JR
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Yup...
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Hmmm,,
JR
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I ate a bag of cheese and can’t poop, I told my wife I don’t give a sh##
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Yup...
:rofl: :D So true :D
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Hmmm,,
JR
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Punctuation is crucial.
Nobody has flushed is a week...we already have enough managers in the department!
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I hung this up in my office.
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I hung this up in my office.
you say that like it's a bad thing... worth it on entertainment value alone...
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you say that like it's a bad thing... worth it on entertainment value alone...
Haha, I use it for a reminder and motivation. I wish it had the picture of that cat hanging by it’s paws “hanging in there”. everybody feels bad for that kitten, but it made a stupid decision by climbing on that skinny rope anyway! :facepalm:
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When someone tells me "everything happens for a reason" I punch them and say they're right.
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Robber: "Give me all your money!"
Victim: "But I work for the Government!"
Robber: "Then give me all MY money!"
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Ordered a Chinese takeaway tonight. Driver arrived, gave him the cash, and took the bag inside. I set the bag down to go get a plate, and I heard movement from inside the bag. Crap! Has a mouse ... or worse ... got in the bag at the takeaway place? I grabbed my walking stick, crept up, and peered in the top. Sure enough, there were two beady little eyes staring back at me. Scared the crap out of me! I was just about to smash the hell out of it with my walking stick, when I remembered...! I'd ordered peeking duck.
:whistle:
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That is baaaad. :facepalm: :rofl:
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Just like grammar used to make.
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:whistle:
JR
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Mmm tacos!
JR
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Lol, that’s a good thought!
JR
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Lol..
JR
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I think I posted this before but if I did like 5yrs ago,,
JR
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I think I posted this before but if I did like 5yrs ago,,
JR
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I may have pinched this from here too...
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:rofl: :tu:
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:rofl:
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Lol
JR
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This brightens up any bad day :D
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Accompanied by this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9tgLnI0fFc
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This brightens up any bad day :D
Does it ever End or......?
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Kinda hypnotic
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At a party a housewife addresses a distinguished gentleman: 'I would offer you a drink, but I know that you are the president of the anti-alcohol association.'
'No, no. I'm the president of an association that fights prostitution. '
'Oh, I knew I couldn't offer you something.'
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The young handsome blonde and the wrinkled old lady came to the doctor.
Doctor: 'Get off (looking at the blonde).'
Grandma: 'Excuse me! We came here because of me. '
Doctor: 'Well. Then stick your tongue out. '
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Sorry, I couldn’t hold back, I know this thing is going crazy but I couldn’t resist this pic!
Take it off it offends anyone,
JR
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End or
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:facepalm:
That's how you know it's bad.... When even the creator facepalms. ::)
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Let’s not forget what today is!! Lol
JR
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Lol,,
JR
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Why was Darth Vader called “Darth Vader”?
Because calling him “Master Vader” made all the stormtroopers giggle!
:rofl:
JR
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Why was Darth Vader called “Darth Vader”?
Because calling him “Master Vader” made all the stormtroopers giggle!
:rofl:
JR
OK, that one got me! :rofl:
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Morning paper, comic page
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Sorry in advance...
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Look a pure bread!
JR
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That is awesome! :rofl:
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That is awesome! :rofl:
:hatsoff:
8) 8)
Awlso...
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:D :D
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All we can do is abide.....
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Lol :rofl:
JR
https://youtu.be/deYEoY6D-uI
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Scientists are worried about the spread of wordplay based virus jokes.
They think it’s a pundemic.
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As electricians would say: Insulation is better than grounding!“
P.S: In most languages in Balkan, same word is used for both insulation and isolation. 😉
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As electricians would say: Insulation is better than grounding!“
P.S: In most languages in Balkan, same word is used for both insulation and isolation. 😉
:D :D :D :D
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After doing dishes I dried some and put a container over to the side, next thing the family’s all talking and something catches my eye and I wanted to see if anyone else sees it?
But I see Homer Simpson running as someone’s chasing him with like a baseball bat, no? I thought it was cool / funny, this is actually mine..
JR
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:o
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:ahhh
I don't see a sidewalk... I think...
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Is that the bus stop?
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Is that the bus stop?
Looks like some little job site
JR
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I have no idea where it is but it is sure another strong reason to stay at home and not be there!
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:gimme:
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Good one..
JR
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:rofl: I'm going to borrow that.
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:rofl: I'm going to borrow that.
Hey I am happy to give you credit for it when anyone asks where I got it!
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This is better...
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Found this on amazon, it’s for cats and someone’s asking if it’s vegan! It’s your freaking cat! :facepalm:
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Yup there are people out there who feed their cats a vegan diet, of course the cat isn't vegan because if you put meat in front of it it's not gonna say no.
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Lol..
JR
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At last some good news!
I knew that my years of research would payoff someday!
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At the restaurant:
Guest: Excuse me, but this bat isn't cooked well.
Waiter: So what, it's not going to bring world to an end... :whistle:
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Big Brother
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Armost...
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8) 8)
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Batman: One: What has yellow skin and writes?
Robin: A ballpoint banana!
Batman: Right. Two: What people are always in a hurry?
Robin: Rushing... People... Russians!
Batman: Right again. Now, what would you say they mean?
Robin: Banana... Russian... I've got it! Someone Russian is gonna slip on a banana peel and break their neck!
Batman: Precisely Robin! The only possible meaning.
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Armost...
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These help fight the Birus
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It’s not a joke but a tv show where three people have to bake things and then decorate them, one was a cake of president trump and OMG the one person made a freaking zombie! My freaking abs hurt from laughing so bad!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: The things these people are making compared to what there suppose to look like is just horable!
JR
Here I found a pic of the one cake,, :facepalm:
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It's raining it's pouring
This quarantine is boring..
JR
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It's raining it's pouring
This quarantine is boring..
JR
Same here...
:-\
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Time to start thinking about leaving the house.
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Time to start thinking about leaving the house.
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Wait a minute... :facepalm:
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Now that is funny! :like:
I took a 6 hour drive Yesterday to pick something up in a tiny little town in my state where it seems that time is standing still and I saw no signs at all of any adjustment to the times,none?
But the funny part is that it has been so long that since I have driven really that my arms hurt while driving and I am sore from it this morning! :dunno:
Time to start thinking about leaving the house.
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I think I haven't seen this here... :D
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[flat earth joke]
I would just like to remind you that Physics is complicated and requires precise language. There is a fairly simple definition for flat, as the ambivalent, everyday use does not cut it.
Definition: Anything that has parallel lines is flat.*
Test: draw 2 parallel lines on a paper... proof paper is flat. Roll the paper into a cylinder or cone. The lines are still there, so proof that cylinder and cones are flat too. This is interesting, because it easily proofs that 3D objects can be flat in physics.
How does it relate to earth: well, google "Earth parallels"
You are welcome
* there is of course some math behind this, with triangles and angles and what not, but for our little experiment it is not required.
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Some great additions today!
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I left the $1000 of networking gear I am installing tomorrow in the car but brought the toilet paper inside? :dunno:
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"If 2020 was a slide..." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"Who's blood is it?"
ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT!!
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"Who's blood is it?"
ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT!!
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I know, it should be "Whose", right?
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I know, it should be "Whose", right?
:D :D :D :D
:tu: :tu:
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I know, it should be "Whose", right?
Excellent :)
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My favourite is Work From Home Force Choke Vader. :P
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Lol
JR
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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How does it relate to earth: well, google "Earth parallels"
So tempting.... also terrifying that doing so will send me into a alternate universal with flat earthers.
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Lol
JR
Literally laughing out loud!!!
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Literally laughing out loud!!!
I was and I got proof, yet if I post the pic I guarantee everyone would be laughing at me out loud!
JR
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So tempting.... also terrifying that doing so will send me into a alternate universal with flat earthers.
The secret is in the very first sentence of my "riddle".
And just to clarify. EVERYTHING I wrote there is correct.
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Oldie but goodie!
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Hmm :think:
JR
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You know what's the best/funniest/sad/strange thing about these? I totally give these kind of answers awl the time...
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You know what's the best/funniest/sad/strange thing about these? I totally give these kind of answers awl the time...
:facepalm:
I've awlways had the suspicion you were a Portuguese, slightly more handsome version of me and this actually confirms it.
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I've awlways had the suspicion you were a Portuguese, slightly more handsome version of me and this actually confirms it.
Well, I'm working on it...
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/wZAd6wQkQlABkPSsan752xQoEVnQwZPMJOdU0z47ahpiHG3-oMHFRAXo8e_sty9bqD-UcmnD1OdQubNVTvgrMtfjqyYHmC6s-lzqznalklyT3AZcVSs18-3UISdlnIO9w1RrjtDZDfnJKG8-fcNdVOlZTSI3_CBVQiU)
:D :D
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I have the same beard! :ahhh
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I have the same beard! :ahhh
I know, that's your pic! I only look handsomer than you because you're hidding under that beard!
:cheers: :tu:
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Makes sense, I've awlways imagined tou being slighly more mediterranean looking.
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Makes sense, I've awlways imagined tou being slighly more mediterranean looking.
You mean, like a pool of poluted stagnant water?!... Geez, thanks a lot!
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Uh... is it getting hot in here? :D
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Thanks for the good laugh guys :like: :like: :like:
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You mean, like a pool of poluted stagnant water?!... Geez, thanks a lot!
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:D
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Uh... is it getting hot in here? :D
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When did ya start comin' to my sauna, laddy? Yew followin' me?!
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:ahhh
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Well, I'm working on it...
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'Cargo space?'
"Car no go space, car go on road!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U7GKdbiA2c
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Lol,, YES YES YES, OMG I GOT IT :woohoo:
JR
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Lol,,
JR
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Where's the cheese? :think:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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A guy from Balkans won 1 million € lottery jackpot...
-Interviewer: Congratulations! What are you going to do with the money?
-Man: I'm going to pay my debts.
-Interviewer: OK, but what about the rest?
-Man: The rest? They will have to wait... :facepalm:
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It's the echo that's gets me, I absolutely howled with laughter
https://youtu.be/TkR3b5Ph-lI (https://youtu.be/TkR3b5Ph-lI)
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Funny part is I’ve done that :whistle:
JR
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:D
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Awesome haha
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Came across this one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_glHa8F7fA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_glHa8F7fA)
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Following the last video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVz5loKsIbU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVz5loKsIbU)
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I laughed more than I perhaps should have at that last one. :D
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Ahh,
JR
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I go to bed and hear, "You're drunk again."
-"I am, so what?" I answer.
-"Well, you missed your house, neighbor"... :whistle:
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I´m very drunk and I want to go home and go to bed.
While trying to open the front door a police officer taps me on the shoulder.
"Are you sure this is your house, mister?"
"Yes sir, come on in, I'll show you around".
I go straight to the bedroom.
"Who's that woman?"
"That's my wife, sir."
"And the man beside her?"
"That's me of course!"
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OMG,
JR
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Idk what’s funnier those or me,
The weather is nasty and pouring so the Mrs can’t go for her walk, so she’s in the house jogging in the living room, needless to say she ended up getting me to do it, (Were on a break) but my legs feel like jello and I almost hit the floor when we stopped to sit down..
I can walk all day for miles, but anything faster forget it!
JR
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How’s this,, worst part is the Mrs is from Philly!
JR
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A few years back the little guy wasn’t feeling good and we ended up having to take him to the ER, he was having sharp pains in his stomach and they did tests but in the mean time in order to make him feel a little better, well the pics will explain lol.. but he had an infection and after a few days it was all gone..
JR
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An election, huh? Looks like he won...
:D :D
Not so funny now...
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You have to be from last century to get this one...
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An election, huh? Looks like he won...
:D :D
Oops all fixed, lol
JR
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You have to be from last century to get this one...
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Lol
JR
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Lol, brown shirt, that’s too much hair for me!
JR
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OMG, -4° lol
JR
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That’s got to be a cut off,
Like
We’re Open
Hours 8-9 days
Every day a week
JR
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That’s got to be a cut off,
Like
We’re Open
Hours 8-9 days
Every day a week
JR
Or it was a 6 that was flipped into a 9 :D
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Or it was a 6 that was flipped into a 9 :D
True,
JR
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This one is obvious that it’s a flip, but if you flip the 8 your still going to get the 8,, :shrug:
JR
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This one is obvious that it’s a flip, but if you flip the 8 your still going to get the 8,, :shrug:
JR
That's what you get when they can't find the 7.
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This one is obvious that it’s a flip, but if you flip the 8 your still going to get the 8,, :shrug:
JR
Maybe it is just an obscure reference to the Beatles song "8 days a week" (or the subsequent documentary with the same title) ?
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This one is obvious that it%u2019s a flip, but if you flip the 8 your still going to get the 8,, :shrug:
JR
Eights? :think: those are insidious... :ahhh
If you look really closely on this $700 graphics card, the 8 is upside down. :rofl: Good thing I wasn't planning on buying it. :D
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When your pizza has just been delivered, but you don't want the cat to run out the door.
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Ain’t that the truth! My father rented a room from some lady who used to use one of those freshman paddles on her kids anytime they did something wrong, I even got it once! Let alone the bars of soap to wash your mouth out after you said something wrong, heck my great grandmother came after me once with an oooold wire carpet beaters but I made it out since she couldn’t run,,
JR
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:ahhh Ahhhhh, oh ok, phew..
JR
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It’s coming!! Well, unless we move to Florida, then forget it..
JR
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:pok:
I have that EXACT shirt laying here.
It's yours if you want it.
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Lol, that fits me too, even though sometimes she’s not right :whistle:
JR
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:rofl:
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Lol, that fits me too, even though sometimes she’s not right :whistle:
JR
I'm sure she is ALWAYS "right", just sometimes not strictly correct .... :pok: :twak: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I'm sure she is ALWAYS "right", just sometimes not strictly correct .... :pok: :twak: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Always right, in her eye! So it’s not always right, lol I even have a video from like 5yrs back of her saying “she’s wrong and that I was right”, she whispered, so i had to have her say it again and louder! But it’s on video! :whistle:
JR
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(https://i.imgur.com/EYDTxEd.jpg)
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:rofl:
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(https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/125440494_3895723323804859_4684351221546136619_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=P1NaAb-7zIcAX9glQYw&_nc_ht=scontent-mia3-2.xx&tp=7&oh=a017cbeeaeebb42c35b8389212cb1a98&oe=5FD56035)
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(https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/124668431_2242072549270755_5147088181294325097_o.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=Kl7RJPP1WQgAX_pHcpf&_nc_ht=scontent-mia3-2.xx&oh=03f95eabcf7576a4b984bfcc4ddc9aaa&oe=5FCED4A1)
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That last one is epic!
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It’s also wrong,
Because the two / & \ would be more then 6ft! :whistle:
JR
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It’s also wrong,
Because the two / & \ would be more than 6ft! :whistle:
What do you mean it is also wrong? ;)
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What do you mean it is also wrong? ;)
If 6ft — and 6ft | theres no way the \ would be 6ft it would be longer, like 8’-6” .. here,
JR
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If 6ft — and 6ft | theres no way the \ would be 6ft it would be longer, like 8’-6” .. here,
JR
That is why Pythagoras is upset the calculation is called "Pythagorean theorem" a2 + b2 = c2
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If 6ft — and 6ft | theres no way the \ would be 6ft it would be longer, like 8’-6” .. here,
JR
That's the joke, why they're trying to hold back an angry Pythagoras. :)
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That's the joke, why they're trying to hold back an angry Pythagoras. :)
Yes and that's why I asked why it was also wrong. Maybe MadPlumbarian saw something else that was funny ;)
To clear thing up: yes I got the joke obviously.
I've been showing the Pythagorean theorem to my kids the moment they discovered LEGO/Duplo:
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Oh, my bad :facepalm:
JR
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Is he the one where the 3-4-5 square rule come in play?
JR
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Is he the one where the 3-4-5 square rule come in play?
JR
Yes, and also 5-12-13 (as shown in my Duplo example)
Because 25 + 144 = 169 8)
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Yes, and also 5-12-13 (as shown in my Duplo example)
Because 22 + 144 = 169 8)
Huh :think:
JR
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Typo :facepalm:
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:2tu:
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:2tu:
Nah, I think we'd be fine with it.
:cheers: :salute:
Awlso, what's with the new flag? Did you move?
:pok: :pok:
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Awlso, what's with the new flag? Did you move?
:pok: :pok:
Maybe he's secretly conquered Spain and is working on taking over France now. :ahhh
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:iagree:
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Maybe he's secretly conquered Spain and is working on taking over France now. :ahhh
Why?! Who, in his right (or left) mind, would want that?!
:facepalm:
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:rofl:
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Lewis Hamilton loses three-year-legal battle to ban luxury watchmaker's 'Hamilton' brand name that firm has been using since 1892
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8966063/Lewis-Hamilton-loses-three-year-legal-battle-ban-luxury-watchmakers-Hamilton-brand.html
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Lewis Hamilton loses three-year-legal battle to ban luxury watchmaker's 'Hamilton' brand name that firm has been using since 1892
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8966063/Lewis-Hamilton-loses-three-year-legal-battle-ban-luxury-watchmakers-Hamilton-brand.html
To my understanding: he lost the battle to trademark "Lewis Hamilton" because of the interjection of the the watch maker.
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To my understanding: he lost the battle to trademark "Lewis Hamilton" because of the interjection of the the watch maker.
Still :facepalm:, but double :facepalm: :facepalm: for the "daily fail".
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Awlso, what's with the new flag? Did you move?
:pok: :pok:
I have been in France over a year now, originally was only supposed to be 3 months... 17 months later... also it's confirmed permanent now, which is why I switched my flag
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Lol :rofl:
JR
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I have been in France over a year now, originally was only supposed to be 3 months... 17 months later... also it's confirmed permanent now, which is why I switched my flag
Are you trying to get away from me?!
:cry: :cry:
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Are you trying to get away from me?!
:cry: :cry:
Move 1 country over and see if he goes to Germany. :pok:
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Move 1 country over and see if he goes to Germany. :pok:
Let's go!
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Catch_Me_If_You_Can_2002_movie.jpg)
:D :D :D :D
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The Far Side comics and some of the silly comics in Boy's Life magazine, which my son gets.
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Lol, the Mrs posted this,,
JR
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Bosnian Space Program in 2250:
Mission control: Lassie, is everything OK?
Lassie (the dog): Woof Woof!
Mission control: All systems function normally?
Lassie: Woof Woof!
Mission control: Any problems?
Lassie: Woof!
Mission control: Haso?
Haso (human part of the crew): Yes?
Mission control: Feed the dog and don't touch anything!
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:D
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(https://i.redd.it/r2y4xk6nsph41.jpg)
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Me, every morning:
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(https://scontent.fmmx1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/130397828_10157684677852647_5539551997553120181_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=_J8MULD9HLQAX_7_cf9&_nc_ht=scontent.fmmx1-1.fna&oh=e781477cd579761269d52d58f1c3a6f3&oe=5FF41753)
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(https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/128491146_427200171981857_5784344170941123774_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=2&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=TY-VXb2woF4AX-scNFN&_nc_ht=scontent-mia3-1.xx&oh=83990a1f119ef39bec0dc296ebe7c6e0&oe=5FF8BE06)
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(https://media.makeameme.org/created/silly-putty-implies.jpg)
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(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84495.0;attach=496109;image)
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That’s an oldie but goodie!
JR
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(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84495.0;attach=497246;image)
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The first thing I saw was the T-Rexes. ::)
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Lol,,
JR
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:-)
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Hmm :whistle:
JR
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Now that’s a interesting idea, funny part was the Mrs posted this saying that she could see the kids gf doing it to him,, :rofl:
JR
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Lol,
JR
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Oh yeah, that place isn’t going to stick!
JR
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That ostrich one is funny,, splat!
JR
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Can someone tell me how dumb this shower is? Like OMG :facepalm:
JR
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(https://cf.geekdo-images.com/t9znWqZL2c3e1BSOqzshwA__large/img/61JQX6MMV3CQcUJy0S0smXYdnz4=/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:no_upscale():strip_icc()/pic5974129.jpg)
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I see a knife, a meatball and some weird scissors :think:
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I see a knife, a meatball and some weird scissors :think:
Well, as long as it makes you laugh...
:D :D
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Well, as long as it makes you laugh...
Isn't that what she said though?
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Isn't that what she said though?
Well, then it must be true...
8) 8)
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(https://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/funny-pictures-remembering-names-comic.jpg)
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^^^ story of my life. Not good in my profession :(
There are lots of tricks/techniques to quickly learn names (and never forget them), for example by associating the name with a story, a song, or whatever.
Also see James May's Man Lab, season 2, episode 1 where Rory tries to remember the names of all guests at a party.
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Story of my life, it sucks :P
JR
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(https://i1.wp.com/www.bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Just-another-reason....jpg?w=500&ssl=1)
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210220/80dae9bd38a0014e6a4ebf056a4225b8.jpg)
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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How do you say "prostitute" in Latin? Persona non gratis...
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(https://i1.wp.com/www.bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Work-from-home-tip.jpg?w=511&ssl=1)
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We were sitting on the couch and this guy was in a comfy position yet kinda made a funny face so I snuck the camera over and took a pic, lol..
JR
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Lol :rofl:
JR
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Scooby doo and Looney Tunes. I can't stop laughing :rofl:
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Just catching up :rofl:
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Totally, especially after joining here!
JR
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:rofl: :rofl: :ahhh
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Dang,,
JR
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Me too JR :facepalm:
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Lol, true!
Better yet that’s me, they just found me frozen to the roof on my way over to meet up with speedy, I mean come on look at the name on the plane,, lol
JR
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:iagree: :rofl:
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:rofl:
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Here, no need to make a head stand:
(https://cf.geekdo-images.com/j9t2JyVp962JOi-Acov09Q__original/img/fGhxsLDSQdQ8HeoF3LNz5YT-4Ss=/0x0/filters:format(png)/pic6037519.png)
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The same for Dodge Viper / Daffy Duck
(https://cf.geekdo-images.com/7QcKq-bMbq7MKWIl6szf2A__medium/img/s7F765u99WlwWny6QmBDSlkTCTo=/fit-in/500x500/filters:no_upscale():strip_icc()/pic6037656.jpg)
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Lol,,
JR
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Ouch,
JR
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:rofl:
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Lol,,
JR
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He he,,
JR
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Oh so close,,
JR
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:rofl:
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:think:
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:think:
They loaded for me. :think:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aww4HT5g7ig (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aww4HT5g7ig)
A classic.
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They loaded for me. :think:
Is it a Google thing?
It only happens with some of pfrsantos' pictures. Perhaps my browser decided they're not funny enough.
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Works for me in Firefox incognito. :dunno:
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Is it a Google thing?
It only happens with some of pfrsantos' pictures. Perhaps my browser decided they're not funny enough.
You have a smart browser, keep it.
:D :D
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I need that! Whatever it is!
So do Anna, Bob, Eve and my Sis.
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Is it a Google thing?
It only happens with some of pfrsantos' pictures. Perhaps my browser decided they're not funny enough.
I'll take a wild guess, do you use firefox? If so you probably have the browser add on facebook container active. Hides stuff like pictures hosted on FB, as well as those little link buttons
Also, a something I found amusing.
https://i.imgur.com/1xcW1Kj.mp4
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:rofl:
please... keep 'em coming guys :like:
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I'll take a wild guess, do you use firefox? If so you probably have the browser add on facebook container active. Hides stuff like pictures hosted on FB, as well as those little link buttons
Ahh, that'll be it. :tu:
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:dunno:
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Great ones :rofl:
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:think:
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please... keep 'em coming guys :like:
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:D :D :D :D
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:facepalm:
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Err, ouch!
JR
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I'll bet there was another reason for doing that. :think:
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Err, ouch!
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Hey, you just got one of those, right?!
:worthless: :pok: :pok:
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Hey, you just got one of those, right?!
:worthless: :pok: :pok:
Lol, no I’ve had the set I just got the sander to add to it, but close!
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Lol,,
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza bar and they ask him what he would like.
"Can you make me one with everything?" he asks.
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OMG, :facepalm:
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:rofl: So silly... but funny.
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I’d say he knows his electrical :tu:
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:rofl: I had to look several times.
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:rofl: I had to look several times.
You, sir, have a dirty mind! Welcome to the club!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: apparently so does my partner. She looked several times as well :rofl:
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That guy's Excel sheet with his inventory is called his... wait for it...
Show content
Bucket List :facepalm:
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This is the best kind of humor.
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This is the best kind of humor.
+1
Love Police Squad!
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I think I watched The Naked Gun a couple of months ago on Netflix :)
Maybe I'll watch it again tonight :think:
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I think I watched The Naked Gun a couple of months ago on Netflix :)
Maybe I'll watch it again tonight :think:
Let me guess: there's a 50/50 chance you'll watch it, but only a 10% chance of that...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Lol,,
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Let me guess: there's a 50/50 chance you'll watch it, but only a 10% chance of that...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
True :rofl:
And in the end I did not watch it.
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True :rofl:
And in the end I did not watch it.
Well, there was only a 10% chance, so...
:dunno:
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Well, there was only a 10% chance, so...
:dunno:
10% chance of a 50% chance is more like 5% chance :D
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We've awl done this, right?...
:facepalm:
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Idk how many times! Once the Mrs and I were walking into the basement and she noticed I step with the same foot first, she said “stop, come back up and now step with your other first” I stood there for like 30sec trying to move the other first and couldn’t it just didn’t feel right, I eventually did but I had to like jump right back to the top of the steps pump up and down spin around then step with the normal foot first before going down the stairs,, I was just all out of wack!
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Lol, oh boy,,
JR
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Lol..
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:facepalm:
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:D :D
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:rofl: very amusing awl :like:
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That reminds me a little of
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2wIOcO7aE
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Ouch!
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Lol, here’s a few,,
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Oh Kevin,,
JR
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So true!
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Hey,,
I was wondering if buttcheeks is one word or if they should be spread apart? :whistle:
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Hey,,
I was wondering if buttcheeks is one word or if they should be spread apart? :whistle:
JR
That reminds me: why do we write "all together" apart and why do we write "apart" all together?!...
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That reminds me: why do we write "all together" apart and why do we write "apart" all together?!...
:think: :think:
That's a separate issue altogether.
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Lol, I could only imagine what was going through the guys head when he was making it!
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Now that’s totally recycling! Talk about a perfect fit! See it’s probably people like that we should have coming up with ideas for this world unlike paying people with high degrees out of multiple colleges and paying them like $200 an hour,,
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We've awl been there, right?...
:D :D
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I can't remember how many times I wanted to say this:
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Hmm,,
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Lol :rofl:
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Now that’s totally recycling! Talk about a perfect fit! See it’s probably people like that we should have coming up with ideas for this world unlike paying people with high degrees out of multiple colleges and paying them like $200 an hour,,
JR
Brazilian ingenuity at it's best! :facepalm: :D
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Lol :rofl:
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Lol.. :rofl:
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Here, who hasn’t tried something of this nature, like hiding on the toilet.. women think we’re reading but the magazines just in there to give them the idea.. :whistle:
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:like:
Yup, that got me looking into my car, too.
:D :D
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Speaking of bears...
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Ok, ok, this is getting posted under both pets and jokes because it has to do with Dex and what he did, only thing is you gotta think it through! Ready..
So here we go, the Mrs and I are taking Dex for a walk, and we’re walking down the sidewalk, now picture (curb)(grass)(_____) <— sidewalk now Dex walking on the sidewalk next to the grass me holding him on his leash, and the Mrs right next to me, kinda like this, x-X_X, now he likes to stop and water the grass every once and a while to mark his turf, what dog doesn’t, so as we’re walking he stops on a dime, I feel a tug, cause he walks right next to me, and he starts watering, but what he doesn’t know is a suv is about to put over and park right where he’s going! So all of a sudden he hears a noise, barks, woofs, growls, and does a jump 180° to see what’s going on, and who’s coming after him, in the mean time the Mrs and I are loosing it, the lady driving had a smile, and we told him come on, let’s go and he ended up walking the next like 75ft \ like sideways looking back to see if anything else was coming after him, lol not the best of stories but I thought it was funny..
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Oh gee, my cousin posted a bunch of pics that I laughed my butt off on so I took a few so I could post them on here, but there all on what to do when you screw your car up!
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A few more,,
JR
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A few more,,
JR
:rofl:
Clever, very clever, takes note :tu:
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Oh gee, my cousin posted a bunch of pics that I laughed my butt off on so I took a few so I could post them on here, but there all on what to do when you screw your car up!
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Love the Mjolnir! Bet it wouldn't stay there long, though...
:D :D :D :D
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Oh gee,,
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https://youtu.be/PdkBX2p354U (https://youtu.be/PdkBX2p354U)
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This actually happened in our neighborhood! By the looks of it, it looks 4ft wide by 3ft deep,, below is what the person quoted,, lol..
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It was supposed to be 1200 Sq feet and I signed a contract that said 12 sq ft. You live and you learn.
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OMG people are so stupid,,
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:facepalm: reacting to the gas "containers".
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:facepalm: reacting to the gas "containers".
The last one was a good choice, the holes will let the fumes get out.
:twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:
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:rofl: I've seen some odd choices for "gas containers". Those take the prize tho. :oops:
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Ok, idk if this is interesting, funny, or scary?
JR
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Ok, idk if this is interesting, funny, or scary?
JR
It is!
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It is!
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Which?
JR
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Which?
JR
Interesting,funny and Scary! :whistle:
Obviously to me
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Ok how’s this? It took a sec to fig out what it actually was besides the face,
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Ok how’s this? It took a sec to fig out what it actually was besides the face,
JR
Well I can tell what it is but have no idea why anyone would do that?!
Talk about Interesting,funny and Scary!?
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Good one,,
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A month or two ago I wouldn't have got this reference. :D
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A month or two ago I wouldn't have got this reference. :D
Wow! Did it take that long for you to see the film? You've been missing out!
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Wow! Did it take that long for you to see the film? You've been missing out!
:cheers:
Well it was made before I existed. :shrug: :D
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Well it was made before I existed. :shrug: :D
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:rofl:
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Lol,,
JR
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Oh gee,,
JR
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:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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Interesting,funny and Scary! :whistle:
Obviously to me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHZEvGyRPDs
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I just sold my homing pigeon on eBay today, for the 26th time.
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On a related note...
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Lol,,
JR
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This!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdkIEcmcfq8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdkIEcmcfq8)
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The “Ultimate Industrial Backscratcher” ahhh, when rubbing against the corner of a door jamb isn’t enough, and those dinky wood/plastic/cheesy metal ones just don’t cut it! Lol
JR
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At first glance I thought you were pulling a nail out. :o
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At first glance I thought you were pulling a nail out. :o
No, but yesterday as the kid an I were doing some work downstairs he stepped on a thumbtack!
JR
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Good one ez..
JR
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Good one ez..
JR
I just wish I thought up some of these! :iagree:
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Hmm,,
JR
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Lol..
JR
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Lol :whistle:
JR
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Should have seen that one coming...
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Hmm,,
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:think:
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No, the other one!
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/no_the_other_one.png)
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No, the other one!
http://www.itsabouttravelling.com/springfield-usa/
and
All? the Springfields in the USA:
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https://youtu.be/woZHqo9X_3s
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Well it is a secret...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjFUJEoq8k0
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Lol, good one! :D
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Got a new pet, but every other pet in the street is affraid of it...
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https://youtu.be/LadKEstUlaA
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I love DD/MM/YYYY. :dd:
If only computers did too.
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I love DD/MM/YYYY. :dd:
If only computers did too.
I ended up using DD Mon YYYY to avoid confusion when communicating with people in other countries who use different formats to my country's default DD/MM/YYY
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I ended up using DD Mon YYYY to avoid confusion when communicating with people in other countries who use different formats to my country's default DD/MM/YYY
Actually, I prefer YYYYMMDD. It makes more sense to me. Like HH:MM:SS.
8) 8)
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Actually, I prefer YYYYMMDD. It makes more sense to me. Like HH:MM:SS.
I sometimes use that for file or folder names that I want in chronological order.
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Actually, I prefer YYYYMMDD. It makes more sense to me. Like HH:MM:SS.
8) 8)
Logically you are correct, as YYYY is the major digits, followed by MM and DD in descending order of importance. But in actual usage DD Mon YYYY is the only format that I have come across that is both unambiguous and obvious without supplementary explanation to anyone who is not familiar with your preferred format eg:
If you aren't told the format, is "19590208" "8 Feb 1959" or "2 Aug 1959" (the same problem applies to both MMDDYYY and DDMMYYYY formats). Of course once the DD is larger than 12 the format does become self explanatory.
This is why I tend to use DD Mon YYYY format in almost all international communications (obviously you can use whatever format you prefer for personal use).
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OK I could go with that, but now we need to change the names of the months so that they are in alphabetical order.
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Lol,,
JR
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Ok, I didn’t know where to put this but it’s funny so I guess under this subject fits,,
Last night very early morning the kid ended up waking the Mrs with a heart rate through the roof, “mom, mom, HELP”! As she wakes up and comes to focus she notices the kids waving his machete, like OMG what’s wrong? Come to find out there was a spider in his room and it disappeared! So mom had to get up and go help him find the dang spider and used a napkin to kill it along with another one, the kid said if she didn’t find it he wouldn’t have been sleeping in his room! Of course the kid says it was the size of a freaking tarantula, yet Mrs says it was maybe about the size of a poker chip, :facepalm:
This would have been funny to see, the kid(17) going after some little spider with a large knife, :rofl:
JR
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:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
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:think:
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??? ???
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:rofl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5p6vGuWqeQ
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I’m not one for country music but the original one to this one I kinda like but this, ha, I just had to post cause it’s a good laugh!
JR
https://youtu.be/P8dfZ3N_c2E
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Exercising through the pandemic.
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Is that an ATF cap?
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(https://image.ibb.co/iCHRkF/20151217-215821000-i-OS.jpg)
Actually, cats do have another trick up their sleeves:
They have a parasite (Toxoplasma gondii) that when it infects a rodent, makes them fearless, even makes them like cats (and seek out cats)... and here is the kicker that parasite infects humans too (it is estimated that around 1/3rd of the population is infected). Studies have shown that infected humans take more risks and are less fearful... and if anything then the internet has shown us that we love cats.
Pretty much explains how cats can get away with being smurfholes :D
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Is that an ATF cap?
Yup. Explains a lot, doesn't it? You start to smoke, drink, and end up using a gun like that...
:facepalm:
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Actually, cats do have another trick up their sleeves:
They have a parasite (Toxoplasma gondii) that when it infects a rodent, makes them fearless, even makes them like cats (and seek out cats)... and here is the kicker that parasite infects humans too (it is estimated that around 1/3rd of the population is infected). Studies have shown that infected humans take more risks and are less fearful... and if anything then the internet has shown us that we love cats.
Pretty much explains how cats can get away with being smurfholes :D
The good news is that the infection is temporary. :)
Most of that 1/3rd were infected in the past and are not currently infected.
Cats get away with being smurfholes because they're so cute :dd:
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The good news is that the infection is temporary. :)
Most of that 1/3rd were infected in the past and are not currently infected.
Cats get away with being smurfholes because they're so cute :dd:
That's the parasite talking! Snap out of it!
:megaslap:
:D :D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtE04p1Uzys
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The Beetles crossing Abbey Road,,,, lol
JR
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Lol :rofl: I saw it and couldn’t hold back,,
JR
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Here I saw these and had to post, I had to put them all together cause I wasn’t resizing and then posting all 20 pics,, hope you can see the meaning behind all of them,, you might have to make the pic bigger!
JR
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CVVFDibM-B8/?utm_medium=copy_link
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Sparking!
JR
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Guy texts his wife: "I'll be 30min late. If I'm still late after that, read the message again" :D
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Hmm,,
JR
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Now thats a good idea! But still funny..
JR
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Shakespeare was so ahead of his time...
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Oh want a good laugh?
Our older son was at work (some auto mechanics manager) normally he doesn’t do much, he’s on the phone taking care of things and finding the parts they need for whatever jobs going on in shop then might drive to get them, well, yesterday we find out he was in the urgent care, we’re like what happened? Come to find out he swung a hammer at a tire to set it and well, tires are rubber and it bounces, and yeah, it bounced back and struck him in the face! Oops! So he got paid for like 2-1/2hrs to sit and do nothing while they checked him out since it was job related to see if he had a concussion! But things seem ok.. although I think the kids a little :crazy: if you ask me!
JR
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A few good ones,,
JR
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When your brain can't sleep.
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Technically Correct Man! A helpful hero.
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For those with kids.
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Super heros, right...
:facepalm:
(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/189812_700b.jpg)
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For those bearded MToers out there:
(https://omg.wthax.org/haddock.jpg)
>:D >:D
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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:rofl: :rofl:
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8) 8)
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:whistle:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl5PLKr-Zcc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl5PLKr-Zcc
priscilabonjovi?!
:facepalm:
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:facepalm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAaHkGpJy8
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Something helpful.
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Lego... not for everyone.
:cry:
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Ah, Xmas...
8) 8)
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Ah, the englishers and their language...
:dd: :dd:
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What the?
JR
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Oh dang!
JR
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All that spicy food you eat MadP :whistle: :rofl:
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All that spicy food you eat MadP :whistle: :rofl:
Yeah, it was good!
JR
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(https://img.memecdn.com/don-amp-039-t-you-think-this-is-never-mind_o_3515223.jpg)
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(https://funnylax.com/media/memes/8ad9c66bf2d645d3/the-wheels-on-the-bus-uh-never-mind-meme-36aebdec170b2ea4-5760ad33b18faadc.jpg)
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(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/038/157/0d44ef699e7b3a936a7d6bae23318dc3.jpeg)
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:clap:
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Lol…
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There are a lot of these...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5_p6trfbf4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5_p6trfbf4)
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The amount of upcoming birthdays, scroll down on the forum index...
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Fits,, lol..
JR
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Huh,,
JR
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Totally!
JR
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Move over I’m cleaning your room MY WAY! lol..
JR
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I think I had one of these, but I must say he looks happy!
JR
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Gifted, yeah...
:facepalm:
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Lol,,
JR
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Lol,,
JR
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Definitely 2 feet of snow!
JR
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:rofl: :rofl: Oh that’s good..
JR
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Hey that works! :dunno:
JR
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Some of us could relate
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220111/a8a140e0d1ad7f5f5e62e8b49f3185b2.jpg)
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Hey, it works!
JR
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Hmm,,
JR
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Some Awl of us could do relate
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220111/a8a140e0d1ad7f5f5e62e8b49f3185b2.jpg)
FTFY.
8) 8)
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Hindsight...
:facepalm:
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Lol,,
JR
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Well done, George!
:D :D
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Rock on!
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Happy days!
:whistle:
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Lol,, that would come in soo handy!
JR
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Lol, why not?
JR
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:ahhh
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The Mrs and I were like this the other night,,
JR
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Lol..
JR
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:climber:
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Lol,,
JR
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:o
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Hmm,,
JR
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Err,,
JR
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Hi!
JR
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100% true :rofl:
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True, but that doesn’t look like plumbing but emt conduit,,
JR
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Interesting,, but stupid!
JR
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Lol,,
JR
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Well that’s screwy,,
JR
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Well that’s screwy,,
JR
That is just a hiccup / a stepping stone into the future (or a stupid driver). The problem is that there is not enough infrastructure for E-Cars yet and the range is also not as much as it could be (although to be honest it is mostly enough, people are just obsessed with range they don't need). You know we will get the reverse pictures in the future when most cars are electric (and that will happen, well that or any other renewable source of energy) and the few remaining gas stations (less gas-cars == les gas stations) will get their gas delivered by a hydrogen powered truck.
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That is just a hiccup / a stepping stone into the future (or a stupid driver). The problem is that there is not enough infrastructure for E-Cars yet and the range is also not as much as it could be (although to be honest it is mostly enough, people are just obsessed with range they don't need). You know we will get the reverse pictures in the future when most cars are electric (and that will happen, well that or any other renewable source of energy) and the few remaining gas stations (less gas-cars == les gas stations) will get their gas delivered by a hydrogen powered truck.
The whole situation is control,, say for house heat, you have oil(cheap) gas(more expensive, yet also mor efficient) and electric(100% efficient, what you buy you get, but is also the most expensive) because of taxes and everything else, they don’t want you to get away with not having to pay! Like if you did solar, thus why SOO expensive! Of course there always wood, again cheap but just like oil and gas still goes out the chimney..
JR
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This should make a great show.
:D :D
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;ts=1645463630;topic=84495.0;attach=531455;image)
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A nice place to visit.
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;ts=1645463712;topic=84495.0;attach=531456;image)
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A nice place to visit.
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;ts=1645463712;topic=84495.0;attach=531456;image)
If you had kids, you would understand...
P.S.: I don't have kids, so I don't understand it either ;)
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:rofl: Lol,,
JR
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Lol,,
JR
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Lol
JR
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Lol,, eyes forward!
JR
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We've awl been there...
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??? ??? ??? ???
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Lol, nuts..
JR
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The Mrs and I were out shopping at where she used to work and she was talking to a bunch of her friends and I happened to see this and was like OMG dear will you take a pic, and she like of what? That? So her friend grabs the box, held it and posed in front of it while she took the pic, but who comes up with that name for a business, especially a bakery?
JR
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Lol, nuts..
JR
haha... this reminds me of this flying-dog (too friendly to be ridden into combat)
Full story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NoWREKyr30 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NoWREKyr30)
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OMG, I thought I just found out why we haven't heard from Kev in awhile...
:ahhh :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;ts=1647863611;topic=84495.0;attach=533022;image)
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(https://www.inspiringquotes.us/image/author/W-C-Fields-Quotes-Laughter-Therapy-Quotes-Quotations.jpg?ezimgfmt=rs:382x228/rscb4/ng:webp/ngcb4)
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I don't endorse it, but I laughed a lot.
Outside a London Cafe. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220402/69d57a4bae5ce094e32e67d5af2c3fe2.jpg)
Στάλθηκε από το MAR-LX1A μου χρησιμοποιώντας Tapatalk
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https://youtube.com/shorts/EBE2Tzwk-vk
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https://youtube.com/shorts/EBE2Tzwk-vk
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Found this a little way down:
https://youtu.be/zGRot692F_I
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Here’s a good one for you, lol..
JR
the toilet is my friend,
we see each other every now and then,
heres where i read and think,
heres where i take a dump and make it stink,
heres a place i can get away,
i use it now and everyday,
the toilet is a useful tool,
just think of it as a pool,
the toilet can keep secrets it will hush,
you can use it but don't forget to flush,
it's a place i can use when im sick from my stomach,
or when i drink too much and i have to vomit,
the toilet also has feelings,
so make sure you're bathroom has a fan in the ceilings,
the toilet hates when you take a big dump,
do too much and you'll have to use a pump,
the toilet will always be my friend,
we will see each other every now and then.
Jose Murguia
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LEAN ON ME,
WHEN YOUR NOT STRONG,
Interesting, you know it’s not right cause the flush valve isn’t attached to the top of the toilet where the seat is,,
JR
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I'm a vegetarian and didn't knew it...
:D :D
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:D :D
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??? ???
(https://media.funalive.com/article/images/funny-interesting-pics-13oct16-2.jpg)
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??? ???
(https://media.funalive.com/article/images/funny-interesting-pics-13oct16-2.jpg)
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That's aLlaming...
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Another good one...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358454/Andrew-Vickers-Artist-destroys-rare-edition-The-Avengers-valuable-comics.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358454/Andrew-Vickers-Artist-destroys-rare-edition-The-Avengers-valuable-comics.html)
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Depending on where you live, you never know,,
JR
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Seriously? Who in hell returned it? Was it even worth a dollar? I mean come on over 90days? :facepalm:
JR
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Seriously? Who in hell returned it? Was it even worth a dollar? I mean come on over 90days? :facepalm:
JR
And this story is almost 5 years ago! :rofl: Unless I got the math wrong which is possible :dunno:
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Talking about things in the past…
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220408/eb700ebfe4ebbc693ea4f2cae6bacc42.jpg)
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220409/242c29351d473cc059658dbd0baad029.jpg)
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Ah huh,,
JR
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220410/77454155fe1679fae8582346468d68e9.jpg)
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I'll get my coat.....
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I'll get my coat.....
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Ain’t that the truth..
JR
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Lol..
JR
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220412/02f0981981cc042e28a36754cb90d21d.jpg)
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Oh gee :facepalm:
JR
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Easter is coming, remember this:
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In what stage of your life are you?
:pok: :pok:
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(https://media.makeameme.org/created/just-tell-me-2f92228e4f.jpg)
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Oops,,
JR
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Yeah don’t drive behind him..
JR
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(https://i.imgur.com/zJl8cZb.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/zJl8cZb.jpg)
Everything is perfect in this ad
Now this sounds rather disturbing
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220425/67d47224d6b885f33341a6199feb2b69.jpg)
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(https://i.ibb.co/zhTxHbk/278857243-3289399871297594-3176750878938085845-n.jpg)
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(https://i.ibb.co/gDrcC5v/FPg-B-0-YXMAEsv8-B.png)
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This was a joke from the kid like 8yrs ago,,
Do you know why that fire hydrant over there is yellow and not red?
Because of all the dogs that peed on it!!! lol!
JR
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(https://i.ibb.co/71Phwp3/273418630-4650152778440684-1775272365714602159-n.jpg)
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(https://i.ibb.co/hyrHhRn/FREJd36-XEAUfw7i.jpg)
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(https://i.ibb.co/71Phwp3/273418630-4650152778440684-1775272365714602159-n.jpg)
OMG totally!
JR
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(https://i.ibb.co/cgH1HRn/c6d8b23fefcc000f1c2e7f86a05b60d1.jpg)
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(https://i.ibb.co/cgH1HRn/c6d8b23fefcc000f1c2e7f86a05b60d1.jpg)
Where do I buy one?
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(https://i.ibb.co/hyrHhRn/FREJd36-XEAUfw7i.jpg)
Nah, more like minimal effort of companies who don't give a damn about the environment. For consumers who don't really want to be inconvenienced for something as trivial as the environment.
If we look at the EU, then it is of course not just straws (one-use cutlery, plates, cup etc. are all included). At an estimate of 26 million tons of plastic waste EU wide. Lets say only 1% ended up on the ground, and we exchange 1% of that with bio-degradable material. 0.01% is still 2 600 tons of plastic less in the environment. A single straw might not seem impactful, especially if it still comes in plastic wrapping but if you do the math, it adds up.
P.S.: 2600 tons equals to 5732019 pounds for the imperialists out there :hatsoff:
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:twak: Lol,,
JR
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This is soo going to be the kid!
JR
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A Happy Meal!
:D :D :D :D
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A Happy Meal!
:D :D :D :D
Of course he is happy, he is holding a sausage multitool with his mustard hands ;)
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I think something’s going on outback?
JR
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220513/2fbfc93d4552c682ab3fc52eaf9288eb.jpg)
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:rofl:
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Wow, I’d say!
JR
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Bad day?...
:pok: :pok:
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220530/688c4d5ead658cdb80bc6096a794169c.jpg)
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Hmm,
JR
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:think: I’m stumped,,
JR
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Ain’t that the truth!
JR
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Kids these days,,
JR
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Kids these days,,
JR
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Lol, oh I love it :rofl:
Yet think us just a simple bunch of people have been able to take a simple sak and a few simple tools and modify it better and to what we want!
JR
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Hmm, :think:
JR
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Don't know wether to laugh or cry...
:facepalm:
(https://www.theinfinitecurve.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10358133_10152839108052888_3396749004588827666_n.png)
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Found a few plumbing screw ups,,
JR
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I don’t think anyone would ever be able to go with an audience?
JR
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I guess for when you just finish dinner and can’t make it to the end of the hall?
JR
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And indoor cookout? :think:
JR
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Ok, this one’s got me thinking, I don’t think I could reach the TP?
JR
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You would like Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs on Facebook.
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Ok, I was just going through my Facebook posts and then this pic pops up, I was like OMG, how can you work for a valet parking service if you can’t drive a manual transmission? Who in there right mind would hire someone who couldn’t drive one? I wouldn’t care if you were one of the most popular people, you can’t operate a stick your not working for my service!
JR
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220613/baa1fd45be72ee3fcac15231b10f6e6d.jpg)
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Lol,,
JR
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Ah huh,,
JR
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So that’s how that works
JR
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Lol,,
JR
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Oh boy, we’re screwed!
JR
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Even worse...
:facepalm:
(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/ap2wDO8_700b.jpg)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/43/5a/cb/435acb5d42b4b9b9b6b34813f5cea01a.jpg)
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(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_IfM4ABmG3U/UpTu9g8I_FI/AAAAAAAAASo/KyQeaDv1svA/s1600/BMW-Gandalf-Car-Meme.jpg)
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Totally!
JR
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I don’t know where to put this, but I said to my wife, “omg if I did this you’d kill me!” So I showed her the pic and she looked at it and was like “no it’s fine” so I’m like “seriously you’d put that in the house?” So she’s like, “yes, I see what it is, but if I like the design I’d have no problem with it” I was like “WOW, now where can I get that rug”!!
JR
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Really?
JR
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Really?
JR
Better fasten your seatbelts
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I saw this one and was like “oh gee, their vacations going to be over before they get there”
JR
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Omg :facepalm:
JR
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Oh gee :facepalm:
JR
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Yup! It’s like baptizing it, but it’s got to be done every time it’s used not only the first!
Ouch I so wouldn’t want to be anyone behind this guy! I was in something close, a tractor trailer never cleaned off the ice off the trailer and it was just like it, a good 3 HUGE pieces flew off, luckily I was far enough back and quick enough to stop so I didn’t get hit!
Another time I was working at lowes, I helped load a one piece tub with surround, all fiberglass, and he said he had it all set, I watched him drive out of the parking lot, he turned, and then there was a restaurant, so he disappeared, yet his truck came out on the other side of the restaurant there was no tub in the back of it, oops!
JR
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Lol,, interesting,,
JR
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Gotta watch!
JR
https://www.tiktok.com/@moldyoctopus/video/7123317313939459333?_t=8UKvkBpIEFG&_r=1
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This probably goes for most of us,,
JR
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Plumbah,
your last sketch almost left my gf rotfl :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Then she commented replace "hardware store" with "shoe store", and it works for most women, too. :dunno: :rofl: :rofl:
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Plumbah,
your last sketch almost left my gf rotfl :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Then she commented replace "hardware store" with "shoe store", and it works for most women, too. :dunno: :rofl: :rofl:
Here you go, just for her!
JR
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Thanks! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :salute: :tu:
And for her, it rather would be a book store or antiquity shoppe. Yes, she's special :D
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Come on you said book store,,
JR
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Here just for her!
JR
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:iagree:
:whistle:
But the lines should be more hazy, with some darker blobs mixed into. No, she doesn't teleport :ahhh
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Well I didn’t do the pic, so take it or leave it, lol
JR
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You did great. :tu: No offence meant :cheers:
And greetings from the missus. She asks if the ferrets can get an extra round of cuddling / treats.
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You did great. :tu: No offence meant :cheers:
And greetings from the missus. She asks if the ferrets can get an extra round of cuddling / treats.
They get their play time every morning while I clean their cage and do other things, other then that they crash in their cage sleeping in diff beds, hammocks, or things like this guy who just turned over, in a empty litter tote with a shirt, he’s actually inside the shirt,,
JR
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Drawing lesson:
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84495.0;attach=539917;fs=39364;image)
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Did you guys hear about the police station that got attacked by flies?
The cops had to call in a SWAT team.
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I guess more informative,,
JR
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The Mrs wants to share a chocolate chip muffin, she says “here I’m done” yet this is what I’m left with, how nice,,
JR
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Are you kidding, the flag would never rise!
JR
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220818/d90f4b9effe1b4b5fb5baf4fd994ea37.jpeg)
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:facepalm: Oh crap, this goes back to something else I posted a few back!
JR
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Ah huh..
JR
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Have you guys heard about the vegan dog biscuits that just hit the market?
They're made out of collie flour.
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Oh I lost it! :rofl: Of course I asked the kid if he knew what a corvette is and he’s like yeah, then I asked him if he knew what and El Camino is, and he’s like yeah, so I was like, ok what are they? He’s like, there fancy cars, :facepalm: of course the kids got long hair lol.. maybe this would fit,, lol..
JR
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Ah huh..
I thought it was a Sole fillet for a second there...
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Not gonna BS, that corvette/el camino is pretty cool.
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Not gonna BS, that corvette/el camino is pretty cool.
:facepalm:
JR
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Not gonna BS, that corvette/el camino is pretty cool.
I don’t hate it. I drive the same thing just in jeep form.
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Ah hun, if I got stuck behind this on the highway I’d have to do a double take!
JR
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Ok, who remembers?
JR
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Ah hun, if I got stuck behind this on the highway I’d have to do a double take!
JR
Wow! This is awlesome!
:o :o :tu: :tu:
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Ah huh,,
JR
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Ok, now tell me that Ed wouldn’t be going nuts, or running out of the church, lol!
JR
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Lol,, a good one,,
JR
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Ah huh, that would be freaky!
JR
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:rofl: :rofl: :like:
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The Mrs posted this one and I figured you guys might like it!
JR
A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents
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:rofl:
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Good one! :rofl:
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OMG, :facepalm:
JR
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:rofl:
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Ok, I lost it! I just might have to try this now!
JR
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Well tonight’s dinner is tacos and sides, I guess this would be perfect!
JR
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About freaking time!
JR
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Errr,, no!
JR
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Ah huh,,
JR
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Yeah, pretty much,,
JR
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Ok, now that’s nutty,,
JR
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Scientists have just discovered a new species of fish that doesn't have any eyes.
They're calling it a fsh.
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Scientists have just discovered a new species of fish that doesn't have any eyes.
They're calling it a fsh.
:rofl:
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??? ??? ??? ???
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84495.0;attach=543150;fs=78784;image)
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:facepalm:
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84495.0;attach=543151;fs=74195;image)
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(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84495.0;attach=543152;fs=89291;image)
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:whistle:
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84495.0;attach=543153;fs=117015;image)
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:rofl:
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Here's one from another forum I sometimes visit:
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
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Groan :facepalm:
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
I am loving these dad jokes :rofl:
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Ok, now who said duct tape won’t fix everything? :facepalm:
JR
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Ok, now who said duct tape won’t fix everything? :facepalm:
JR
An honest attempt at the duct tape badge :ahhh
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Ain’t that the truth!
JR
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:pok: :pok:
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84495.0;attach=543976;fs=143778;image)
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I knew it...
:facepalm:
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84495.0;attach=543977;fs=81563;image)
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Great posts, JR and pfrsantos :like:
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Are you physically fit?
:pok: :pok:
(https://forum.multitool.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84495.0;attach=544013;fs=52743;image)
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Ah huh,,
JR
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Nice!
JR
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Nice!
JR
:rofl:
I once changed out the transmission of a Toyota pickup and discovered the rear mounting holes did not match up with the brackets on the pickup. I used some metal strapping that is typically used for bracing walls to support the rear of the transmission and keep it inline with the driveshaft :D
One night, the screws securing the metal strapping failed, causing the transmission to droop and fall out of alignment with the driveshaft. Out of desperation, I used a shoe to prop up the end of the transmission. That worked so well that I left the shoe in place until I bought a car a couple of years later :2tu:
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I have a date with a girl who's 6'6".
I can't wait 2 metre.
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I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks isn't making them any longer. :(
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A man has been found guilty of under-using commas.
The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence.
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Someone glued my deck of cards together.
I don't know how to deal with it.
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:ahhh :rofl:
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:iagree: :rofl:
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You notice I’m holding your bike, for some reason your kickstand is too tired! :whistle:
JR
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You notice I’m holding your bike, for some reason your kickstand is too tired! :whistle:
My bike is two-tyred.... :think:
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Last night I dreamed I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
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Last night I dreamed I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
:rofl:
JR
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I went for a walk on the beach. I forgot to bring food, but I wasn't hungry, because of awl the sand which is there.
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Trains stop at a train station. Buses stop at a bus station. I don't understand why my boss yells at me, when I'm on my workstation.
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I don't like Russian Dolls - they're so full of themselves.
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What happens when Hulk gets really angry?
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He turns into Chuck Norris
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There are 10 types of persons: those who understand binary code and those who don't.
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Five out of four people can't calculate fractions
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A recent survey shows that six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy. :think:
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The teacher: "Peter, name me two pronouns!"
Peter quite frightened: "Who, me?"
The teacher: "right"
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Just catching up.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back after you throw it?
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A stick...
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What's brown and sticky?
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I was wondering why the printer started playing music. Apparently the paper was jamming
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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What's a boomerang that won't come back?
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A stick
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What's a boomerang that won't come back?
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A stick
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back after you throw it?
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A stick...
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Hmm... the stick used for poking returns, does that mean it is a boomerang? :think:
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You guys are goofy,,
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Lol,,
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Lol,,
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Ohh :facepalm:
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The Far Side comics! You can still read them online:
https://www.thefarside.com/
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Only Tools Matters
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Ah huh,,
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Only Tools Matters
I feel like this is more me…
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I feel like this is more me…
Love that one! :rofl:
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Um YES, ESPECIALLY WHEN NOT A SOOTH AS GLASS FLOOR!
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OUCH When using a hot glue gun it is my honest opinion not to touch the tip and let the hot glue sit on your finger! As it is of importance as it is to plug in the gun when wanting to use it! Yup I did it, that’s me!
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Here’s proof from under the bandage,, amazingly it doesn’t hurt anymore, I guess it killed all nerves and feeling, either that or from when the Mrs wrapped the bandage so tight last night she killed the tip?
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Yikes!
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What you look like after snow blowing in a 12° windchill for 30min then walking into a 80° living room, holy crap,
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OUCH When using a hot glue gun it is my honest opinion not to touch the tip and let the hot glue sit on your finger! As it is of importance as it is to plug in the gun when wanting to use it! Yup I did it, that’s me!
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Don't act like a girl! I mean... act like a girl!
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Show some respect...
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For everyone posting from your phones...
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Don't act like a girl! I mean... act like a girl!
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Yeah right I’d like to see how long she could take that! Talk about sealed wounds!
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Don't act like a girl! I mean... act like a girl!
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Think about it, she is a model, doing what was told her. There was probably a whole team on set. No-one noticed :facepalm:
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nevermind the fact she's holding the hot half, the board is soldered on the bottom, not the top...
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Exactly! :rofl:
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My jaw staid open for a good 5min trying to figure out just why?
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For every IT person here...
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Oh wow, that’s clean work!
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Lol..
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I can really see where it gets its name from! Good video!
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https://fb.watch/h5WZOIsgo6/
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Around this time of year many lowlanders head to the mountains very unprepared to drive in snow. The line of cars who did bring tire chains along side the road is easy business for those looking to make a quick buck installing them. Its never ceases to amaze me that they didn't have a practice run at installing them. I guess good thing is they brought them. It is funny tho to see so many cars on the side of the road struggling to learn for the first time.
The fellas out there make a tidy sum which is smart of them.
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OMG that’s like that one time Florida got a dusting of snow, I’m talking a dusting, maybe 1/4”? And cars were all over! But nothing beats the brains of that one Girl Scout, when it was time to sell cookies and she sets up shop on the sidewalk right outside of a freaking cannabis shop! She sold every damn box she had and they kept them coming, I think she got some award or something, but come on, think of it, who in their right or left mind isn’t going to buy a box or 2 or 4?
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Cheap and durable, must be a plumber! lol
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I can say I’ve actually seen this one!
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I can really see where it gets its name from! Good video!
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https://fb.watch/h5WZOIsgo6/
If it's 11'8'', why do they have two signs with 12'4''?!
??? ??? ??? ???
And don't get me started on the number of drivers that just keep on going like nothing's wrong...
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If it's 11'8'', why do they have two signs with 12'4''?!
??? ??? ??? ???
And don't get me started on the number of drivers that just keep on going like nothing's wrong...
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Not even that but the idiots that ran the freaking red light just speeding right through as if nothing was happening, there was one truck, like only one truck that was I’ll try, then lightly taped and was like NOPE! Ain’t doing it!
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:rofl: Good one!
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I got it! The fan is on 24/7, in which causes enough force to keep the platform between the wall, pipe, and the A/C unit from falling! Boom,
*JR drops the mic and walks away!*
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Another top notch contract or DIY'er in any case :facepalm:
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A little joke, we used our mini crockpot and since it was next to our larger one I kinda saw something, so I made it into a little joke,
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Ah huh,,
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Believe it or not I’ve actually seen something like this!
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Believe it or not I’ve actually seen something like this!
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Hmm,,
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Ain’t that the freaking truth! Of course I had to peddle a bike up hill both ways, just not shoeless in the snow!
I so wish I still had that bag, it had a double expansion system for when the load of books got bigger!
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This will never catch on
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:rofl: :rofl: Lol
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All this time and my little rubber ducky has been eaten up by my lava lamp! Heck last week it ate Elvis! No lie!
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Who is this guy is he related to the electrician? I mean he’s got Phase 2 - Red, Phase 3 - Blue, Neutral - White, and even Ground - bare, but he screwed up on Phase 1 - Black.. oops..
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:D
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How true...
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OMG, if we don’t like bolt our bedroom door shut, this is what one of the cats does to the Mrs, like totally won’t leave her alone, even if she was to toss him across the room an hour later he’d be right back and on her head!
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How true...
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Ah huh,,
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I swear it gets lonely in here,,
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Not bad,,
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Reminds me of the Belsnickel from The Office :D
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Only in stories now, but when I was a kid, the krampuses actually went through the streets of villages and rattled thair chains, sometimes going into houses and scaring the sh** out of the kids.
:ahhh
Good old times :rofl:
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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Put a little boogie in it
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Lol,,
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Ah huh,,
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I have to admit that really made me laugh and it made my Mom laugh with whom I had to share it. It wasn’t so much the picture itself, but the memory of how my brother could sleep anywhere in any position
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I have to admit that really made me laugh and it made my Mom laugh with whom I had to share it. It wasn’t so much the picture itself, but the memory of how my brother could sleep anywhere in any position
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Well here send this to your mother, this is our younger son about 6-7yrs ago, who fell asleep I guess he was reading his tablet while on his knees but half on his bed yet crashed,, lol..
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Yep, kids amaze me. My brother would do that kinda stuff all the time
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I’ve run out of safe seasonal jokes, the rest are all too rude.
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LOL, :rofl: YES I WILL ATTEST TO THAT!
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Ok, now I’ve seen it all!! Lol :rofl:
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While you little sh.. :rofl:
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Is it that bad you had to repost it?
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Well this happened 11yrs ago and kinda brought a smile to my face,, ahh the good ol days,, lol..
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Someone also posted this and I was like oh heck yeah!
It’s the reason I have seizures, care to join? :whistle:
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OMG, idk how many times I walked into the kids room back in the day and stepped on one of their toys while they were sleeping none the less and had to hold my breath so I didn’t wake them! :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh ,, you would think stepping on jacks would be worst but I think legos were!
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I guess someone changed their plans,, :whistle:
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I guess someone changed their plans,, :whistle:
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What the Smurf are "Swiss Rolls"??? :think: :dunno: :think: :dunno:
I hope it is better than "Swiss cheese" (funny name for something that is neither Swiss nor cheese).
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What the Smurf are "Swiss Rolls"??? :think: :dunno: :think: :dunno:
I hope it is better than "Swiss cheese" (funny name for something that is neither Swiss nor cheese).
Wikipedia notes that “A Swiss roll, jelly roll (United States), roll cake, cream roll, roulade or Swiss log is a type of rolled sponge cake filled with whipped cream, jam, or icing. The origins of the term are unclear…”
These particular ones are chocolate cake and white icing rolled together, then coated with a thin layer of chocolate on the outside. Regardless of the origin of the term, they are delicious.
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Lol, I don’t know what’s more funny the joke or you getting POed at it, sorry didn’t mean to get you mad, but this is the other kind that Nate is talking about, but there called strawberry shortcake rolls,,
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Lol, I don’t know what’s more funny the joke or you getting POed at it, sorry didn’t mean to get you mad, but this is the other kind that Nate is talking about, but there called strawberry shortcake rolls,,
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Not POed, I'm amused... you seem to have a lot of products with "Swiss" in the name for obscure reasons :D
This feels like a Ryan George episode on how things got their names:
Guy A: We need to name this vegetable.
Guy B: How about chard?
Guy A: Not cool enough! Kids won't eat that.
Guy C: Swiss chard!
Guy A: Swiss chard it is!
Guy B: But why? That makes no sense
Guy A: Moving on... how about these delicious rolls?
Guy B: Sweet rolls?
Guy A: First you complain, then you do it too... Swiss rolls it is!
Guy B: I said... SWEET rolls!
Guy A: Too late... how about this yellowish rubbery stuff, that is edible, even if barely...
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E, I've never quite understood either. Maybe the namers of such items have wonderful fantasies about the Swiss :D.
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Lol,, :rofl:
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Eww..
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Lol..
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Yeah that’s about right!
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Ah huh..
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Should have just painted the branch, :dunno:
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21st century doctor ;)
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Lol, that’s one way to speed things up!
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Lol,,
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Hmm :think:
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Oh yeah, right now it’s 32° and rain is teetering between freezing or not freezing on the ground,,
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Here’s another power drill use!
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And another, I like this one better.
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Ok, who’s done it? Lol
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BOOM BOOM, FIREPOWER! My little buddy being goofy with me 9yrs ago.. now he turns 19 before the end of the month.. :'(
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Where did my little buddy go? He’s freaking taller than me? But I can still get a laugh out of him! Our little ritual for Xmas eve, the Mrs(mom) always gets us matching pj’s, she gets the oddball, so we can wear them come the next day, and well, idk what happened, I got something going, funny enough I needed to lean over on him, as you can see it was funny enough for him.. and of course she went crazy with the camera! I think over 130pic between the two days!
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Pull it over, there’s a 3rd!
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It goes fast thats for sure. My son outgrew me fast at 230lbs and 6'2. Its when your kids have kids that really makes you wonder where the time has gone.
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This feels like a Ryan George episode on how things got their names:
Guy A: We need to name this vegetable.
Guy B: How about chard?
Guy A: Not cool enough! Kids won't eat that.
Guy C: Swiss chard!
Guy A: Swiss chard it is!
Guy B: But why? That makes no sense
Guy A: Moving on... how about these delicious rolls?
Guy B: Sweet rolls?
Guy A: First you complain, then you do it too... Swiss rolls it is!
Guy B: I said... SWEET rolls!
Guy A: Too late... how about this yellowish rubbery stuff, that is edible, even if barely...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPf529urxw8
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Of course they don’t how to solve the problem since I get it all the time!
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Ah huh,, either quickly parking the car and running in for an extra few to toss in the glovebox, or having that nice fancy tissue dispenser that sits aside the passengers knees,,
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Lol :rofl:
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Here’s a good one, thus why you respect them! And thank them for them for their services when they are wearing their veteran hats!
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I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window
I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.
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Here’s a good one, thus why you respect them! And thank them for them for their services when they are wearing their veteran hats!
JR
I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window
I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.
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Someone had a party last night and forgot to invite us! Needless to say the one responsible got hammered and crashed right there on the floor and couldn’t make it back to bed!
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Lol, good one..
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Did you know?...
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I don't think this will work...
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Be affraid...
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Just say no...
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Lol,,
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That’s cool,,
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So true, but where’s the 8tracks?
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Oh this is going to be good!
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Lol..
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That should get you..
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https://youtu.be/_e_khbjMUSc
found it on another forum
Maybe it has been posted before
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OMG :facepalm:
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Ok, now this looks horrible, but if it was a life or death situation yes, yet you can rip everything under the sink out and so long as the P-Trap is empty of water you’d have a connection to the main stack which goes right through the roof, now it’s not going to smell to good but it’s air! And if you need more, just flush the toilet, cause it will bring more air down the stack! Yet if the building is on fire there might be smoke on the roof so you might be sucking down smoke..
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You think?
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Lol,, :rofl:
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Ok, I sooo need and want this, but knowing our luck, we’d be getting attacked by so many mosquitoes we’d have to hide in the tent, then, before the next morning we’d have horrible rain, and the river would overflow flooding our tent!!
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:twak: Mad P. All that is part of the adventure my friend. Well, no but never let any of those thoughts keep you from anything as amazing as being outdoors.
We went camping thinking we'd be ok since it called for rains. Day 1 was cold and grey but not bad ( 34F ). We awoke to heavy rains which made the campsite so muddy and near impossible to cook but we managed. It only rained harder and harder as the morning went on. We asked each other if we should just pack up and leave. It got really cold and as we sat in the tent rain pouring down we were silent.
Tent open watching the rain it was so nice. We ended up staying and having a great time just listening to the rain and enjoying each other company.
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Yes, I understand, we had only been dating for like 5 months and we went camping in a simple tent and it poured, cooking was horrible, and we froze, we tried to keep the pit fire going, and cook a few things just to keep our stomachs from starving, but we did the same and closed up the tent, and just cuddled to keep warm, needless to say we did, and it was very relaxing, and since it was pouring NO ONE wanted to camp so we had the whole place to ourselves :whistle: But after our time was up and we had so much extra food we went to my aunt and uncles and made a HUGE breakfast for everyone, eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, and scrapple, and lots of everything! Everyone was full! But yes as bad as the camping was, it was nice to just relax and cuddle in the warmth and listen to the rain! But in that pic I posted you’d have to pack up the tent when the river started overflowing! Lol..
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Fair enough.
I love the rain but likely because here in Cali we don't usually see much. We went and woke the next morning to snow one year. It was so cold but man it was crisp and clear. Starting that fire was a task but once going we just sat back and soaked it all in.
Good thing for those small pocket stoves. We can cook pretty decently with them.
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Fair enough.
I love the rain but likely because here in Cali we don't usually see much. We went and woke the next morning to snow one year. It was so cold but man it was crisp and clear. Starting that fire was a task but once going we just sat back and soaked it all in.
Good thing for those small pocket stoves. We can cook pretty decently with them.
In PA rain was weird, but getting camp grills was easy, we’d pick all sorts of them up at tag sales, we even had two son of hibachi’s, although one of the grills was not only a grill but a large cooler, it sat on top of the cooler and had wheels and handles so you could pull it around, but then raised to cooking hight when you wanted to cook or get in the cooler, but that one was good good for breakfast since it was propane, the other was lava rock with propane, but you throw a few hickory charcoal on top and totally give flavor,
But one day we were going camping and like 500ft ahead the speed limit raised to 55mph from 35, so I started to step on the gas and next thing I know we got flashing lights in the rear view, like come on, well, I got hit for a like 45mph ticket in a 35 zone, in the mean time these cars are zooming by like over 65, but the officer is still screwing with us, so finally he’s done and we could go, yet we showed up at the camp and their closed, go fig, we missed them by like 15min, so we camped out and slept in the car, oh well, we were ready to go first thing in the morning since we slept like 50ft from the gate.. I got another story but it will have to wait..
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Ah huh,, and either American standard or kohler is going to come out with the slice and dice toilet,,
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Ok, either an adjustable wrench or sometimes a crescent, my teacher used to call it “The Polish Micrometer”, no offense,,
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That fits..
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Ok, I sooo need and want this, but knowing our luck, we’d be getting attacked by so many mosquitoes we’d have to hide in the tent, then, before the next morning we’d have horrible rain, and the river would overflow flooding our tent!!
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I would more worry about the stream swelling when it rains... but what I wonder the most is how that lantern got there :rofl:
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What do you call a line of rabbits that moves?
A receding hairline..
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Like why not? It would make you want to vs avoiding it,,
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Oh that guys soooo going to have to check his shorts! :whistle:
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Show content
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:D :D :D :D
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Lol.. :rofl:
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Err, I’m sure that was a show!
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Ain’t that the freaking truth! Only thing is I walked or biked and yes uphill both ways,
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Lol, that’s bad,,
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Is it me or are people hiring getting very upfront?
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I guess when you really want something you’ll do anything!
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Ok ok, last one, yeah I’d say that looks about right..
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Uhh, ok..
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:ahhh :rofl:
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Uhh, ok..
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Still better than that "Mustang" they call the Mach E.
(Would have been fine if they didn't call it a Mustang, but nooooo.)
Now they're doing the same thing with the Explorer! Make a new design that doesn't share heritage or fundamental usecases with the Explorer, and call it an Explorer for branding™ reasons. :D
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Uncle Iroh is the best. :salute:
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I guess when you really want something you’ll do anything!
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Err, that’s gotta suck!
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Ah haha, yeah what are the odds, lol..
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Ok now that’s cool! I even showed the Mrs who is bad when it comes to OCD and she actually thought it was pretty cool herself, I was shocked! Yet I’m sure that would so screw with any neighbor, lol
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:rofl:
Which one?
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That door.
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Oh I sooo want that thing!
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I think they ate at Taco Bell!
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Look a plumber who's cars a/c went out!
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Lol :rofl:
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Ain’t that the truth..
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Ain’t that the truth..
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:D :D :D :D
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Mornings, am I right?!
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I bet Chako has this set...
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Been into flags for a while, which lead to me reading the US Flag Code
To be precise "4 U.S. Code Chapter 1 - THE FLAG (https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/chapter-1)", what I found particularly funny is §8
If I think of the USA, I think flags everywhere, but apparently, the Flag Code thinks otherwise
"The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. "
Guess the knife companies didn't get that memo :D
Good thing the US Flag Code is non-mandatory and not enforced... because there is more:
"It should not be [...] printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard."
"The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery."
Feels like the Flag Code is a real party-pooper
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@ E, I am familiar with the flag code and when I see it used in such ways I find it funny. I bet most have no clue.
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Lol,, them things grow funny!
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That was a good show!
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Happy 4th!
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Oh that’s bad!
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Ok, that’s funny!
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:rofl: Lol, open casket wood chipper burial! For those dealing with that special ex!
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That is a lot of good ones in a row, I almost spilled my coffee :rofl:
Keep 'em coming pfrsantos and JR :popcorn:
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:rofl: Lol, open casket wood chipper burial! For those dealing with that special ex!
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According to police officers in Fargo ND, this method is not recommended in winter :P
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Err that’s nasty! But you have to figure with an open casket wood chipper burial the plot is open and the wood chipper is aimed right into the plot? This way the 6 pallbearers slide them right out of the hearse and just right into the chipper, yet there’s a extra but you have to pay for it, they line up a conveyer belt and hand the control to the ex and let them do the honors! Lol.. :rofl:
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:hatsoff:
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Hmm, what’s this mean?
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Hmm, what’s this mean?
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Duck!
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This is one of the Mrs fav movies, yet I found this and started laughing my butt off! :rofl:
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https://fb.watch/lLEZG2FtWF/
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Ok, here’s a few,,
Lol,, oh that’s bad..
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Oh yeah, that works..
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Oh I would so do that, another good movie would be Meg, especially at the very end! Oh that would really be good, be even better if someone was in scuba gear with a fin on the tank, oh man, your watching that and then see this fin come out of the water moving around, lol,, I wonder how many would still understand it’s part of the show or would actually start making their way to the beach! Lol.. ../\..
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Ok, I guess the last few weren’t funny, I saw these and figured I’d throw them out there..
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Err, I think he’s mad!
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Idk, grr?
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Ok, now we’re on duty!
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LOL, I couldn’t resist! LOL.. :rofl:
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Oh gee, now that would be the perfect Xmas calendar, lol..
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Yup, there we go!
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Lol,,
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Lol,,
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I'm sooo doing this!
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Thus why I like iced tea! :neener:
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Somebody mixed their medicine
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu154D2OVYP/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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Somebody mixed their medicine
You sure it was Rx? :whistle:
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Here,,
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The Mrs just got a text on her phone from her healthcare provider, she was like OMG,
As ADRboy enters puberty, they might deal with mood swings, acne, and even body odor. These changes are natural! Their provider can help them understand these changes. Call to schedule a yearly well-care checkup. Text for tips on helping ADRboy through puberty.
I guess they don’t understand that he’s 19.. oops..
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Lol, I just showed this to the Mrs and she had a nice size smirk, but then said “but I don’t use Fine, the only time I say it is when you ask me if I’m ok” ah huh..
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I saw this and couldn’t resist,,
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Look it’s the “B” team..
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:rofl: Lol..
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Lol, the bad thing is the Mrs ABSOLUTELY hates these things, she’ll beat it on the counter tops edge to make noise and cover up the pop it makes..
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Ah huh,,
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Yup, that would be me on taco night!
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Here I got it beat,,
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:D :rofl:
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So, I asked the Mrs, “so how did you sleep”? She responds, “I don’t know, I always can’t stay awake”. Ok, well that’s good, that’s called sleep! So she looks at me and says, “see, that’s how tired I am, I can’t even get it right, I meant can’t fall asleep”.. :facepalm:
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OMG this is soooo true!
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Ok, now that’s funky!
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Hmm, “Thriller”?
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Hmm, “Thriller”?
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Pff... Thriller, really?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko1snJwWAio (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko1snJwWAio)
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“Dude, I got this. I just need one more piece of duct tape…”
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Interesting,,
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I paused like on the perfect frame! Yet then again on another,,
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I've only read one page of these and my wife thinks I'm going senile because I won't stop laughing. Here are my contributions.
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Oh that’s bad! :rofl:
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Dang,,
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Lol :rofl:
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Huh,,
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Yup, that looks about right,,
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Me neither,,
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lol..
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We were on our way home and the kid pulls up behind a car at a light and I looked at the plate and I noticed it was not your typical, so I focused on it and read through it a few times and went “oh gee” :facepalm:
Here’s what it said,,
JR
IBTOOTN
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The kid posted this last night, I saw it when I got up and thought it was attempt at a cake yet apparently he tried his hand at a brownie, but it didn’t taste too bad,,
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Then he also posted this, no wonder why I couldn’t find the cats this morning..
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About right,,
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I need to get me one of these...
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Haha :rofl: yeah right, now here’s something that our kid did, mom made popcorn yet drizzled hot sauce all over, now believe it or not the kid ate half the bag, yet when we gave him pepperoni he spit it up because it was “too hot” for him, yet he ate hot sauce covered popcorn!
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lol,,
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Founded out this one and it made me bit laugh, it could be any car if just change cars name (like i singed this to my friend with Mercedes-Benz)
https://youtu.be/aeZ0BUc3kMw?si=sgwsuzDAApObf8_m (https://youtu.be/aeZ0BUc3kMw?si=sgwsuzDAApObf8_m)
Only Tools Matters
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Makes you wonder how many fell for it, lol.
JR
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Ahh come on I like the wrinkled ones better!
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:facepalm:
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:rofl:
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I did some miracles with my Super Tinker
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Only Tools Matters
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My first time checking out the 'funnies'. Some funny stuff on here. Also some really high-grade upholstery. Wow! Best wishes and happy holidays to awl. G
:hatsoff:
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I did some miracles with my Super Tinker
Only Tools Matters
I need you to give me some pointers because the kids and the dogs destroyed our couch.
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I need you to give me some pointers because the kids and the dogs destroyed our couch.
:D
cats and kids destroyed our couch (it was repaired few times and was on last leg) and luckily my parents changed their sofas to new so we got their sofas.
Only Tools Matters
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Founded out this one and it made me bit laugh, it could be any car if just change cars name (like i singed this to my friend with Mercedes-Benz)
https://youtu.be/aeZ0BUc3kMw?si=sgwsuzDAApObf8_m (https://youtu.be/aeZ0BUc3kMw?si=sgwsuzDAApObf8_m)
Only Tools Matters
FTFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeZ0BUc3kMw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeZ0BUc3kMw)
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Not that I drink with my medical, heck I’d start feeling good after a simple wine cooler, two, he he! lol,,
JR
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Hey, “why’d the tp cross the road? To wipe the other side!” :rofl:
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Cute,
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lol, yeah that fits,,
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Ouch, although that might work!
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I bet,
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Dang!
JR
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Oh yeah, yuck!
JR
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Oh yeah, yuck!
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Does that make me a dinosaur? 'cause I like pineapple on pizza (especially with added anchovies) :D.
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lol,,
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For you coffee drinker,,
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Monday thru Thursday is always espresso around here. Friday is always reserved for Irish coffee. :D
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Found this and thought it was funny,,
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The other day the Mrs therapist came out and asked if she had a cane or something light to use and I had a few hockey sticks so I took a crappy one and cut it down to size for her to use, her and the therapist thought it was perfect, well I told her I would sand it down and make it nice for her to use, well, I saw something and made it funny, needless to say I had her laughing!
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Here’s a pic of something similar to what it was,,
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A little something for all you star track lovers,,
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Then I saw this one, it’s still aboard, just in a diff location, lol..
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Err, double post..
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:rofl: :facepalm:
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Err, that doesn’t look good!
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:rofl:
Good thing they have cover from the sun.
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Ok ok, I made a stuffed crust pizza the other day, this thing was pepperoni, bacon, sausage and I think one more thing, anyway, it was horrible, I added some more cheese and even a few extra pieces of pepperoni cause it just didn’t have life, yet it just wouldn’t cook, it said 24min and I cooked it for over about 40, it just wouldn’t cook, anyway, it finally started to take life, yet as thick as it was and being a stuffed crust I only needed two slices, so I took a pic and sent it to the kid cause he was at work and would be till like midnight, and fig he’d be hungry and stop somewhere on the way home, I just fig he’d see it and know he had something, even though he didn’t read the message till the next day and stopped and got taco bell on the way home.. but here’s the pic I sent him,,
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Ah huh,,
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Finnish is easy
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Niimpä niin :)
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lol..
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lol,,
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Funny part is, I actually do enjoy BBQing more. :rofl:
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That’s about right,,
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Well that makes sense, lol..
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lol,
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I need one of these,,
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Must be an expensive happy meal!
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:rofl:
Some good ones.
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Oh come on, it should be a lap joint!
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lol, how many do you know that’s just left it..
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lol, that’s bad :rofl:
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Unfortunately, he did taste good. :rofl:
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Awlways(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240211/bc594f60ea364347d60941a263e2589f.jpg)
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This i have seen few times on live. First time our excavator driver shut down school network (luckily school was closed during constructionrepairs)
Othertime i was near when roadbuilders cutted data and powerlines same time, heard loud zap noice came out from digsite and saw that powers shutted down and also network too. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240211/f2b407f40e9789c50465cc304347e8be.jpg)
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Oh jeez. We've had this happen at a hospital system I used to work at. We were doing our IT work at this new part of the hospital when suddenly we lost all network going outside of the hospital. Three minutes later we get the news that construction crews had cut a fiber optic line. :oops:
Staff was still able to take patients but we couldn't get to any networks out side of the hospital for several hours. :facepalm:
My contribution for today.
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lol,,
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HA! Isn't that the truth.
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HA! Isn't that the truth.
Ain’t it!
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:rofl:
Couple good ones there!
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lol, for all you Star Wars enthusiast..
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lol..
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lol, yeah that’s pretty much here!
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Yeah, that fits!
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lol,
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:rofl: Oh that sooo fits!
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How's this for EDC?
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:D :D :D :D
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The kid bought one of those printers and that was going to be on the list but we never figured it out,,
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I need to see if I can try printing one of those. Just did some maintenance to my printer so it might be a good test.
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I just wish we got the printer started,,
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lol..
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I had to change something because of a spesific word that I’m sure you can figure out :whistle:
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lol,,
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Ha! Always have napkins in the car for just such an occasion.
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lol..
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HA! That's creative.
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This was an actual article heading. I couldn't help but repost this. :rofl:
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lol,,
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HA! That would be me exactly, along with my heart trying to pound its way out of my chest.
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Yeah that’s about right,,
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:D
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It's missing some bacon. :rofl:
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Looked out the window and look what I found, huh, interesting..
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:rofl: :rofl:
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I thought this was good,,
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These are for Barry (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240503/3d2f19804b5bf47ce73fa9247e45aa9e.jpg)(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240503/ea38df1e8b25bee4127b04ab3cadae6c.jpg)
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